Men Standing Against Cheap-Phobia

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[@BrettonFerguson]

I can't relate to this. I've been on dates and had the girl suggest "The pizza place closes in 20 minutes, let's stop and ask if they have any cancelled orders we can get for free" then she went in and brought me a free pizza. After we ate it we had sex. A different girl once said "Let's go hit the dumpster at the Frito Lay warehouse". Afterward we had sex. These weren't toothless homeless crackhead broads, they were young hot college girls when I was on parole for the first time. If you pose with your car and tell them you have a good job, you're gonna get women who just want your money. My advice, dress poor but stylish, tell them you don't have a car or a job, if they still want to hang out, that's the one.

[@kamranrowshandel6395]

🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️On a sharp note, if you kill a whale it turns water red and you can split it among a lot of people 🤷‍♂️ ... Wish I had something better to say. Sorry

[@groyperfuhr4871]

you have an inaccuracy in this bit. There's no signs at costco that say "1 sample per customer". You can find on their website that with the membership comes unlimited free samples. I know this from the legendary bit "Costco free samples" by Cumtown.

[@theinstituteofmonkeygunvio2542]

Ah shit, Kurt is full-on alt right after this one lol

[@mattharris1801]

Come back to Edmonton soon!

[@xanthippus9079]

There was a buffet restaurant near the university I attended. Prices were measured through weighting, but desserts were on the house. During one week when the cheap university canteen was closed I went there. I put some lettuce leaves and olives on my plate, payed pocket change and gorged myself on the desserts. On my last day, I saw they changed policies. I never felt more discriminated against in my life.

[@Ieatpaste23]

Cheap men are people, too!

[@ayushsrivastava1672]

damn bro, who asked tho?

[@umungus518]

@@ayushsrivastava1672 damn bro youre so edgy

[@larsmichael6242]

@@ayushsrivastava1672 Who asked who asked, though, bro?

[@planetclownfishbrain7052]

In America, fatties come for the salad but stay for the cake. (doesn't count if it's free.)

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

"When women find out you're cheap, they call you names...like 'cheap.'" I can't even imagine such indignity.

[@dissect123]

During times when you cannot call a woman a woman you must never call someone cheap cheap.

[@vladusoltseff6633]

@@dissect123 during times when you cannot call a woman, because you don't want to pay your cellphone operator

[@ameliaannhouck2670]

WELL DENNIS I MAY ASSUME THAT YOU ARE CHEAP !AND YES WOMEN DO SAY THAT BUT ONE DAY WHEN WE WISH TO HAVE CHILDREN , THEN A CHEAP MAN IS NOT GOING TO BE A GOOD HUSBAND OR FATHER! AS YOU ARE CHEAP AND STINGY AND GROUCHY!!

[@4DeMS]

Now watch what happens when you call sl*t a sl*t. Lol beta mentality

[@waqasusmans]

@@vladusoltseff6633 🤣🤣

[@greenpilltheory6649]

Showing up to a coffee date with a thermos is pure class.

[@somethingunscripted]

Genius life hack.

[@lp5188]

I would find that sense of thrift, Sexy

[@killiandevolder1572]

If you are good at making coffee, it might even be better then bad coffee some places serve !

[@OrcBro]

I mean... I don't like their garbage coffee anyways

[@roderickcortez138]

A thermos that I bought at a garage sale.

[@realrghnck]

It's not called being cheap. It's called being financially responsible.

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

Family members used to mock me for being "cheap". I replied "When I pay off my mortgage in less than 10 years, make fun of me then." They looked shocked that I could be on such a pace and stopped. I paid it off in less than 8.

[@ACash2025]

Not tipping your waitress is not called being "financially responsible".🥴🥴

[@Redmanticore]

extra hyper responsible ​ @@tinamarie1894 its called being european, make business owners pay real official wages that will give you official retirement funds and make business owners pay official taxes with real prices by not giving tips, say no to the grey economy.

[@Crym123]

"Thrifty"

[@jeanfrancoisdutremble9022]

im the cheapest of all my friends circle..but i have no debt ,alot of savings and the world can colapse and i will still not give a fuck since i have cheap food for like 5 years loll

[@danagray9709]

I identify as cheap, but my wife identifies as "upper middle class." It's a real problem these days. How am I supposed to cope when she wants to spend $20 on her steak dinner!?

[@stefaniaponitz5738]

lol

[@atodaso1668]

Tell her to get her wallet out!

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

That's brutal. If you buy the meat on sale, a full steak dinner should cost $15 tops.

[@ACash2025]

Damn your steak dinners are only 20 bucks???

[@resikin]

@@ACash2025Cheaphobic much?

[@kingdomkrook]

She said all of your pillow cases are old T-shirts and I said no. They're current T-shirts. Lol

[@crazycjk]

Holy shit that king of the jews joke was fantastic 😂😂😂 totally caught me off guard

[@james.lambert]

I had to pause the video from laughing so hard

[@hllymchll]

that was amazing

[@dom4539]

@@james.lambert forreal, this joke broke me XD

[@shakhster8382]

very clever slipping that in there. Sneaky jew

[@madmech153]

Definitely one of Ryan’s channels best jokes.

[@717pixels9]

Saying someone is cheap is insensitive, we use the worlds "financially challanged"

[@Redmanticore]

excuse me, financially challenged implies that one should not be that, id like to use financially empowered - financially empowered

[@geebee8989]

"Financially challenged" Are Broke People. Cheap People are "financially limited" please keep up to date. Cheap doesn't mean broke; don't be a bigot. I am so glad I Identify as Rich, my pronouns are wealthy and extravagant.

[@AnaLucia-wy2ii]

Broke

[@bradleythebuilder8743]

@@Redmanticore slay my empowered xqueen!

[@arnauadell4824]

What about financial diversity?

[@carlrood4457]

The key to Costco samples is pacing. You can't just take more than one at time. You do the circuit, pretend to browse merchandise, and come back every 10-15 minutes. It's best to go the Thursday and Friday before a holiday. They put out a lot more. Then you go get the hot dog and soda combo.

[@rotimijohnson6536]

You only get the soda and hot dog if you have a coupon

[@steelmongoose4956]

Yeah, but then you’re burning off calories faster than you take them in. You’re still starving so death, only with the added slavery of having to walk endlessly through the store.

[@atlas_vash]

As a former "demo specialist" (sample person) we definitely remember everyone who gets a sample and if you've gotten a lot more than one lol

[@atodaso1668]

I worked at a deli counter and this old guy would always come in and eat a bunch of the samples (the samples were old meat lol) but he said he would come to the deli get his samples, and then go to costco and eat samples, that's how he survived...

[@DaybreakPT]

@@atlas_vash Could I bribe you with a couple quarters for you to look the other way?

[@selohcin]

"Tips are generous at any size" is the one thing about this video that is indisputably correct.

[@crazycjk]

Gotta stand together boys #cheaptoo

[@vladusoltseff6633]

But think of the price that any of us will have to pay while fighting cheap-o-phobia!

[@Winterascent]

#cheaplivesmatter #CLM

[@NGXA]

*#CheapToo* Good question though....at what cost?

[@12vscience]

I identify as transfinancial. I am a rich person born in a poor person's body. I need regular injections of money to feel like my true self. When cashiers say that my credit card has been declined I tell them that is not my truth.

[@AdamKlownzinger]

That “King of the Jews” Jesus joke was genius on so many levels

[@nomoresunforever3695]

Which levels

[@datgoy5509]

@@nomoresunforever3695 Jews are cheap.

[@nomoresunforever3695]

@@datgoy5509 which other levels

[@datgoy5509]

@@nomoresunforever3695 no thats it. 1 layer.

[@nomoresunforever3695]

@@datgoy5509 okay, so it's not genius on "so many levels" ?

[@nf6386]

On a first date dinner, I asked the waiter for a container to take home leftovers. My date insisted we split the leftovers. You just need to find your people.

[@killaken2000]

split the leftovers? In that case we better be splitting the check.

[@nf6386]

@@killaken2000 but of course!

[@radhiadeedou8286]

I hope you two got married

[@nf6386]

@@radhiadeedou8286 approaching 10yrs now!

[@TsukiNaito1]

That would make me short circuit, unless we were splitting the check. But splitting the check makes me short circuit.

[@belisaurusgaming6192]

"He was with me at the time in the donut shop" - that delivery broke me. This sound of genuine concern and seriousness.

[@thenelsonbruhs722]

My ex was incredibly cheapphobic. It was really mentally scarring for me. She was truly a bigot. I especially feel super unsafe when I go to Walmart, and women see me buying great value. I fear for my life when they give me dirty looks.

[@Lumbeelegend]

I hope you seek help. I use free trials, maybe you can do the same brother.

[@dannyarcher6370]

But it says "Great" on it... I'm confused.

[@sandyshoals7565]

You deserve so much better. Here's a FREE, virtual, nonsexual hug, just for you!🤗 Signed: Evermore, an Ally...

[@planetclownfishbrain7052]

Walmart? More like walshart, amirite!?!

[@wikwayer]

so you are ok with weger persecution

[@dylanp629]

I can just imagine Ryan laughing to himself after writing "current t shirts" 🤣

[@arenegadeboss]

It's too early to cry but this one touched my soul 😭 #cheaptoo

[@drazicmilosovic1065]

It’s cool man - let it out….hey !!….easy on the tissues! … one is plenty - I’m not made of money !!

[@NotMe-ej9yz]

@@drazicmilosovic1065 does it look like I'm made of money?? Use your shirt "Mr.Kardashian"

[@WeighedWilson]

It certainly cut deeper than I had expected.

[@timbobill7279]

That's some grade A quality right there, my man - you need an Nobel prize for starting this movement 😃

[@c3bhm]

"Cheap" is HATE SPEECH. It's "FRUGAL"!!!

[@HardluckHutch]

"She walked off and said forget it, didn't smash." 😆

[@Silenthero66]

That "king of the Jews" re-contextualisation is the crowning jewel of this entire thing.

[@raphaeltembo7040]

Was looking for this

[@reyray7184]

That's the actual context. Jesus wasn't Jewish so being called the king of the jews by the Roman's was meant as an insult.

[@deborahyan5754]

“She also didn’t want to have sex with us” sent me! 😂😂😂

[@Valmanic_]

Truly one of the most pressing issues in society. We will overcome this. 😔🙏 #cheaptoo

[@FoulballProductions]

#cheaptoo 😂😂😂

[@emanuel_soundtrack]

Lol

[@emanuel_soundtrack]

@@FoulballProductions and worst, they will takr seriousl if you hashtag this

[@Vovan07]

@@emanuel_soundtrack Worst? I dont know, sounds like the greatest troll to me if they do

[@WeirdWhiteRabbit]

Have you tried "cheaps anonymous" ? I've heard nothing but good things .. their even offering 70% discounts on coupons.

[@Jacketsfan96]

“Pirate a movie and chill” 😂😂😂

[@reedcornwell5898]

I’ve been longing for Ryan and Kurp collab! And now it’s finally here!😂

[@richardkohn4153]

BECAUSE HE CAN'T GET RIGHT!

[@NotMe-ej9yz]

They did a whole podcast episode together recently on the Boyscast channel. Feel like he did another one with them a while back too

[@RD24LFG]

Kurple!

[@mrburns1055]

I really like this skit, Kurt Metzker does humorously serious very well.

[@andrewfantome4020]

The most ironic thing about this is that were it not for the intentional theatricality, this could easily pass for a completely serious video. Poe's Law is incredibly powerful in SJWs.

[@universeturtle]

I just think that Satyr is too advanced for them, hence their willingness to ban satyrical pages

[@chiragrulze]

Only if made by women. Men can't complain due to the patriarchy

[@NotMe-ej9yz]

@@universeturtle bro it took me way to long to figure out you were trying to spell "Satire" lmfao. Not tryna be that guy just thought that was really funny

[@oz_jones]

@@NotMe-ej9yz i mean youd have to have a 200 iq to understand satyrs

[@leonid5021]

@@NotMe-ej9yz I thought he was talking about goat men

[@snicker12]

Brought tears to my eyes seeing someone famous speak up for the plight which I struggle with in silence everyday. 😭 Thank you Ryan Long *wipes tear*

[@danielj3010]

Never understood why 'artisanal' coffee shops start at a 20% tip on their kiosk. Hair dye is expensive nowadays.

[@stefaniaponitz5738]

I'm from a country where tips are optional and the mere idea of a 20% tip makes me faint. I'm not going to acknowledge I'm cheap though. Maybe I am but it's a long way to admitting that.

[@Redmanticore]

as a business owner id probably start at 100% tip. just to be extra super american.

[@michaelangelo5783]

@@stefaniaponitz5738 Yes, tipping in America is a joke.

[@sail253]

@@Redmanticore you literally have to tip cashiers now, for a walk up, even a burrito truck that made you put 50 percent of your toppings on yourself and wrap it yourself had a screen asking for tips, i do not tip, only if im being served like dine in, but i dont eat out anyway. Maybe tip for a special coffee order I get that lol

[@KathyPrendergast-cu5ci]

@@stefaniaponitz5738 Tips are supposed to be optional in the US and Canada, too.

[@jamesflames6987]

Kurt is an amazing actor. I hope you can do more stuff with him.

[@koenig3593]

Kerp is cheap, he lives in Silvester Stallone's garage

[@harvey_weenstain8857]

Yo

[@deepzone31]

@@harvey_weenstain8857 Cobra talk

[@pender7]

It’s time for a YO!

[@codyfowler6204]

The hit rate for Ryan’s stuff is so high. Rarely puts out a bad video. This one’s title didn’t get me too excited but was another gem!

[@nadiryoung9925]

We must stand up for our fellow cheap brethren. The bigotry stops here!!

[@thegreendank1]

✊️✊🏼✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

[@danio2015]

2:26 "no, they are current t-shirts" 🤣

[@SSingh-nr8qz]

"My Tip. My Choice". Those words also apply in the bedroom.

[@nickmagrick7702]

"Tips are generous at any size" This is honestly true. Unless its a penny

[@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz]

Women want men with money. Well, im not gonna have money if i keep spending it on stuff. Cheap men need love too. Also money, we need money. 🤣

[@resikin]

That’s when I first knew I was a little different, oh my God I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂

[@pablolloyd1450]

"no, theyre current t shirts" fucking love that

[@szeltovivarsydroxan9944]

Holy shit, one of the best Ryan Long skits in a while. Also, Kurp is an international treasure.

[@Discopuss]

Kurt is really getting around! Awesome!

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

He's much funnier doing his own thing than when he sits there and laughs any time Jimmy Dore mocks capitalism.

[@jonathanpusar5931]

@@palaceofwisdom9448 butturt much lol

[@dreaminginnoother]

Got me at "no, they're current T-shirts" lol. you guys are the best.

[@StephenDeagle]

"I don't fit into the financial binary." I'm dying.

[@BaraAleia]

"Tips are generous at every size" 🤣🤣🤣

[@chadveez4908]

I stand behind this message we need to teach this in college campuses

[@Jitterzz]

“Cheapsogeny” is hilarious to throw in there so casually! 🤣

[@richardfrank9317]

Leaving nickels, dimes and pennies for a tip is fine, but giving away your quarters, is just reckless spending.

[@joshotey2967]

🤣🤣🤣

[@adamsmith-wi3qg]

Neighbors' internet acting up was gold

[@OMGKitteh88]

Happy to see Ryan and Kurt collab :)

[@NextLineIsMine]

I've become such a big fan of each of them independently. Epic to see them team up together.

[@monkeymewmew]

OMG....so awesome to see you and Kurp together!!! Love each of you and even more when you are together!!!

[@shumwab]

Ryan's videos never disappoint. This was hilarious. I'm a fan of Kurt but had no idea his eyebrows were so great at acting. Hope he does more collabs in the future.

[@kipsenpai8489]

Beautiful how it always loops back into “And she didn’t want to sleep with us.” 😂

[@patricknaughton9322]

Kurt is the funniest dude on the internet..

[@corythelight2473]

Men Standing Against Cheap-Phobia A Masterpiece 💎

[@henryburton6529]

Best one yet. I’m a still lol’ing. Kurt might be the funniest man alive

[@deepzone31]

YES! This the the crossover I always wanted. Kurp is putting that work in all over my favorite haunts.

[@Necroverse19]

About time this issue is being talked about. #CheapKingsStandTogether

[@Ieatpaste23]

I'm so cheap I feel like I committed a major sin if I spend $30.

[@roderickcortez138]

$30??? Good lawd dat's expensive! What did you buy? A car?

[@Ieatpaste23]

@@roderickcortez138 Worse. I bought gas!

[@trevorrovito6576]

Kurt's whole Jesus bit was comedy myrrh

[@insi7639]

"in this cheap phobic culture of violence...." dying xD

[@Aliciously]

Cheap people need more acceptance 😔

[@sujayyaji]

How do you keep coming up with funny videos every week. It’s hilarious 😆

[@minifee9485]

As the daughter of a cheap dad, I love my cheap husband. 🥰

[@gangadin2873]

Would be funny to see them bond over their love of cheap.

[@minifee9485]

@Ganga Din Oh believe me they do. Their favorite activity is going through the neighborhood dumpsters on garbage collecting day. 🤣

[@kmb957]

Why would you marry your dad?

[@colmarek]

🤨

[@dilosilv611]

We need more like you.

[@dankrebs8507]

"Tips are generous at any size" XD

[@thomrik]

Simple white background, keep the low cost filming, kings!

[@elietheprof5678]

In all seriousness, there's a big difference between being frugal vs making someone else pay your share of the costs.

[@d.jparer5184]

Ryan long and Kurt Metzger is the Collab we all wanted!

[@sphexism]

Brilliant. It made me so happy to see those two together.

[@jkseraphim4]

Once short on cash in college I was taking a class and there was left over alfredo sauce because we had a class in a closed restaurant, so I took the jar home since it would be thrown out. Took the hour long ride home and cooked pasta that was in my house. I know the feeling of food struggle and still go through it from time to time. I don't take leftovers, especially delicious ones, for granted.

[@joaopaulodasilva4899]

Good bless you. I hope President Trump make some policy to help cheappeople like you.

[@jkseraphim4]

​@joaopaulodasilva4899 🤭 thank you!😂😂😂 sorry for the late reply. I didn't know anyone left me reply comment.

[@Sosapotence3001990]

Love the unity of the ideological sides!

[@johnfoley7351]

The best Jesus joke in history right here

[@kettlejocksjr7771]

i too, am the victim of cheap phobia, my date didn't wanna have sex with me after I said we could just use a snickers wrapper instead of a condom.😪

[@roderickcortez138]

That's why you re-use condoms. I wash mine off in the sink after each use. Good as new after.

[@chelmano0]

The audacity of the bitch!!

[@hansnielsen6280]

“Cheap Men Are Men” 😂

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

But not "cheap"

[@paulrenault7991]

"I don't fit into the financial binary." LOL

[@TheMrsWatcher]

I LOVE cheap men! Nothing is sexier than hearing a guy say those 6 magic words "Quick, put this in your purse"

[@w00tbassman]

LOVE THIS DYNAMIC DUO!!! keep em comin pleeeez

[@Captiiva]

Kurt rocks, love seeing him on the Jimmy Show. Awesome to see you two colab.

[@metroidman3893]

Tips are generous at any size. That's it. You've killed me. Km dead from laughter.

[@incredulousd9408]

My Lord the financial binary had me rolling. Absolute legends,

[@ConcealedCarrier]

2:00 - this joke went right past me the first time watching. WTF are you doing at a grocery store that they have to tell you that?! 😂

[@resikin]

😂😂😂😂

[@yolanda8563]

Bruh that "king of the jews" bit floored me

[@spongerobert]

I can relate to all of this. My stupid neighbours switched internet providers to something cheaper that's also slower because "they don't use the internet that much." They didn't even ask me. I also feel you about the hot water, I'm a tea drinker and there's no way I'm paying that much for what is essentially a cup of hot water and a bag that's worth a couple of cents. If they don't want to give me a cup of plain hot water for my own teabag I can always get hot water from the bathroom.

[@dgee1175]

Bit torrent and mooching the neighbors wifi had me rolling.

[@neverleft636]

Kurt Metzger, America’s comedian at it again!

[@eljaguar4789]

I thought I was cheap now you guys make me look like I'm making it rain

[@allouttabubblegum1984]

It's not called being cheap it's called being FRUGAL. #stopcheapphobia #endfrugalhate

[@Kevin-kj5th]

Nice to see you working with Kurt! Love it ❤

[@russellplatt1106]

My tip, my choice!

[@Karll541]

Brilliant!

[@josiahmontgomery6303]

Honey packets! Lol. I used to snag them back in my bumming days and sip on some honey when I was hungry. Haha

[@unveilingwithvelia139]

Hate = Costco giving out only one sample per person. Me: realizing that I always tell my husband to only get 1 sample from each Costco sample stand, and that I too, am a part of the systematic oppression of cheap men 🥺

[@TheScyy]

The crossover I didn’t know I needed.

[@nimson50]

These guys need to be protected at all costs!

[@RyanJones-ew8vm]

I'm so happy I found ryan long recently, I've not laught so much for a long time. Thank you brother.

[@vliv74]

Can I just say I'm the cheapest woman out there, and I felt this to the core 😅 Love and Beauty don't need a price tag, it radiates from within.

[@Motorboats24.7]

I’m just glad someone finally said it

[@sil3nT.]

Something isn't right here. We don't buy brand name cereal.

[@onerider808]

Perfect comedy team

[@Gretchaninov]

I once tried to buy a game for $5 because it was 90% off ($50 RRP). But when they scanned it, it was $6. So I changed my mind and didn't buy it and they glared at me. #cheapphobia

[@3mileisland516]

Kurt Metzker and Ryan Long!!! Comedy GOLD 🔥🔥🔥🔥🥇🥇

[@theonejmv]

Thank you Ryan for bringing people joy and laughter as US society falls apart around us. We love ya.

[@zatara11]

Dude.... This video is a top 3 of yours.. So gooood... Golden..