Insane People Tweets

[@FTZPLTC]

Imagine how traumatic it is watching ONE person get murdered. Now imagine how hard that was for Ted Bundy. =*(

[@Hkouggbmha]

Free my bro bundy out the pin

[@unconcernedcitizen4092]

@@Hkouggbmha I think it may be a little late for that.

[@-xphobia]

For real. Poor dahmer. Saw all those young men get killed and ate all those people and got stabbed for it :(

[@FTZPLTC]

@@-xphobia - And we don't know if they even tasted good =(

[@clintfreudbacher5406]

And imagine how bad he felt after he murdered someone…must’ve been really tough.

[@cheesychan]

Okay so after that first tweet about the cheater feeling pain too; >My best bro's gf cheated on him (had cheated on him 3 times over 8years). >They patched things up (because my dude has incredibly low self esteem and respect), and during this period of time I was not apart of their lives because she banned him from talking to me, because I told him to leave her. >Eventually, after professional mental help, she decided he could start talking to me again. >They invite me around, she seemed genuinely sorry for her shitty acts and so she starts talking about how the guilt of what she did to my bro kills her every day. >I was thinking good, you should feel hurt for what you did. But then. >My friend walks in and she says "isn't that right [name], I'm still so upset over it" >She then turns to me, I am not kidding, and says; "He's over it, but I am still hurt". .... >I was thinking she did not seriously just say that.... >Anyone ever who has been cheated on will tell you you never really get over that shit. Especially not within a years time. The audacity of this bitch.

[@boglarkaberkes2065]

Please tell me they're not together anymore.. That's fucked up and seriously abusive like damn

[@cheesychan]

@@boglarkaberkes2065 They were engaged at the time she said that. They got married a month or so ago. My friend definitely isn't the same carefree chill guy he use to be, I honestly think he thinks he either can't or doesn't deserve better. Breaks my heart.

[@boglarkaberkes2065]

@@cheesychan Omg that's terrible.. I hope he can eventually realize that he doesn't deserve to be hurt like this, and that he'll find the strength to get out of that whole relationship. Cause this whole situation sounds messed-up and awful.

[@cheesychan]

@@boglarkaberkes2065 same. I hated see him go through it all and I hate that he felt like he couldn't let her go either. Hopefully it works out for him, one way or another. :/

[@o_ver2.094]

Cringe

[@BigBobbyWetto]

That first tweet is the equivalent to saying "Will you forgive your girl if she ever caught you cheating?"

[@paraiax4341]

Ngl I sometimes set my alarm at 2 am jus to wake up to know I still have a few hours of sleep left before work. It's the small joys in life.

[@1wispyy]

Then you cant go back to sleep and just stare at the ceiling👍

[@paraiax4341]

@@1wispyy oh that has happened before lol. Extremely rarely tho

[@bayonetababe9697]

@@1wispyy Yeah that would be my luck.

[@jacc8318]

Sameee, my girlfriend hates me for it

[@ArturGlass.C]

How do you not have nightmares because of it tho ?! Our sleep is lighter if you woke up in the middle, so you more likely to have nightmares. I have terrible sleep condition and if I get randomly woken up, I have a 100% guarentee that I'll have nightmare if I go back to sleep.

[@Jenacide]

Honestly, I've literally stood at the back of a theater ready to clean as soon as the movie ends and have seen children get up and intentionally dump their entire popcorn on the floor, their parents see and don't react. Like this is their usual way of disposing of popcorn and they see no issue with it. The trashcans literally everywhere don't even occur to them. I've heard one woman say, "well that's their job" Ya, thanks lady, it's not like I have a massive theater to clean all by myself in less than 15mins.

[@dreamingahopefuldream4439]

People are just so damn rude. I'd like to see their kids dump popcorn inside their house or car intentionally

[@theKRB93]

It's parents like that I use as a reminder of how NOT to raise my child

[@Sophia-vk5bq]

Probably the same idiots who think fast food workers deserve to be paid peanuts because it isn't a real job.

[@bdkplaysx]

​@@Sophia-vk5bqi felt that in my soul. people are the worst 😭

[@Omnibushido-]

@@Sophia-vk5bq Right. It’s the same muppets who say “its not a real job it’s meant to be a first job for teenagers” but then all their precious burger joints would be closed for most of the week because, ya know, school? Not to mention labor laws lol. Then they would just get pissy and complain about that too while demanding they hire adults. These people don’t fucking think lmao.

[@rikmcdik6662]

I had a friend who was so into a movie at the theater that instead of leaving for a bathroom break he decided to pee on a seat because there was basically nobody else there.

[@glitchex9121]

That’s literally the most fucked up thing I ever heard in a movie theater, I both feel bad for the person cleaning and a guy who is gonna sit on it

[@rikmcdik6662]

@@glitchex9121 yeah all of us when we would talk about it would just ask what is wrong with him but he didn’t seem to understand or care

[@pumpkinpickens]

Extra cursed, just the way I like it

[@ciji698]

nice

[@Euc_jr]

Nice

[@eventof1859]

nice

[@BP9000]

Nice

[@kolbysather]

Same

[@tylore944]

I’m just so confused why this channel has so little views and subs when they both have a large amount of subscribers.

[@MrJimmybanana]

They don't push the channel very much

[@tylore944]

@@MrJimmybanana they need to do three shout outs for the channel in a row then

[@DKF_oli]

They’re not very charismatic together tbh. I’m a fan of both independently, so I watch to support, but I find all the videos on this channel to be exceedingly boring & the reactions extremely lackluster. 🤷‍♀️

[@Naomi1701]

I accidentally found this channel and watch bionic pig so it's probably because I've never heard it mentioned

[@pusheen9904]

Because the content is meh

[@emilylaird9125]

I work at a movie theater, and yes, in all honesty, people are that messy sometimes.

[@xalxfa]

can confirm! It happens oftener then people think

[@mimistardust3915]

@@xalxfa **more often

[@otdg6787]

Sorry to hear about it man

[@crisptomato9495]

Me too and yes you’re absolutely right some people are downright pigs.

[@myeyesburn641]

My cousin used to mix and match worm body parts too when we were children. And she told me that they can become two separate worms when you cut them in half. Weird memories

[@FredDerka1]

Bro what the hell, I just remembered someone telling me the same thing when I was younger. THE MEMORIES

[@_Kuma_]

Those poor worms

[@AlfredSoul]

Well, my eyes are now burning aswell.

[@redwendigo3267]

I swear that’s from a goosebumps book- 😳

[@glitchex9121]

I did the same thing but with gummy bears, I would think I’m making a Frankenstein monster through food

[@Devilbaby6669]

I used to work at a movie theater. Yes the theaters can be that destroyed and worse.

[@glitchex9121]

My local cinemas are nice and quiet so I’m very lucky

[@Devilbaby6669]

@@glitchex9121 🤣 our general manager was 25 and 99% of management was college aged kids. They would also smoke weed on the job

[@Jenacide]

@@Devilbaby6669 Same, but we only had one person who would smoke on shift. Everyone did their jobs though, I never felt like I was doing an unfair amount of the work. And everyone was really easy to get along with. The one older guy who was the head manager was a bit of a pushover who let us get away with way too much, but he was nice.

[@Devilbaby6669]

@@Jenacide I had a bad experience with people when I worked there. It was a bad time in my life and I was the weird girl. They treated me like shit. My new job actually respects and appreciates me 😅

[@-desertpackrat]

Honestly fruit flies is vanilla when it comes to weird things people have as pets. My dudes, try fire ants. Try slugs. Try millions of samples of microbiotic ecosystems full of tardigrades and ciliates (shoutout Journey to the Microcosmos!) In second grade I had pet Madagascar hissing cockroaches and I cried my eyes out when they died, I loved those little bastards. Or how about slime mold, an amoebic single-celled organism that spends part of its life as an amoeba and then basically turns into a mushroom/fungus/mold to disperse its spores. They can look like dog vomit, or the coolest neon green mushroom you've ever seen, or look like actual slime from outer space, or like a bunch of cute little butterfly eggs in beautiful colors like coral and pearl and burgundy. And people grow and raise them for fun. There's an iceberg of weird things people raise in captivity, both as pets and as livestock, like people raising termites and snails for food.

[@cannibalistic.cicada4218]

AMEN

[@crowdemon_archives]

Creating an ecosphere is hella fun, especially if you managed to get some of the tinier strange bugs to grow and multiply. Also I love my freshwater ostracods.

[@scarfdragon4626]

I keep a couple silverfish in an open container with some paper towel. In all honesty I think they're cute in their own way, and I love that they're so strangely fast. One moment they're meandering along, the next they've launched themselves across the container. They seem to be doing pretty good, which I'm happy about. Apparently they can live for upwards of three years, along with being able to regrow their limbs, antennae, and the silver scales they're known for! So while I can't personally say that I'd choose fruit flies; I can respect people keeping their own weird insects and whatnot as long as they treat them well! And on a side note, Journey to the Microcosmos is amazing.

[@thechosenjuan8776]

does 4 isolated computers constantly exchanging all malware they can find count?

[@Mamba503]

Fruit flies are definitely weirder

[@creature1416]

Cheaters don’t feel pain . They only feel pain when they get caught and can’t steal from that person anymore.

[@xoticbell]

as a person with many years of depression, I confirm that not all of us are like that.

[@yanagoldshteyn]

As someone born with depression i agree

[@aaqka]

@@yanagoldshteyn wait, you can be born with depression?

[@HonkLoser]

@@aaqka Yup

[@bumknuckle8416]

@@aaqka yeah, if it runs in your family then you’re VERY likely to have it

[@_ANDRE.]

Those people are not depressed. They are just edgelords. I have no idea why Pig said something like that.

[@Clemingtime]

5:02 Not only is it a chungus, but an ADACHI chungus. Very crusty, certainly cursed.

[@sawk1875]

“Never Trust a Catboy” is the wisest thing I’ve ever heard

[@michaeloverbey8840]

As the original poster of the hairball tweet, thank you for immortalizing my tweet in this video. RIP insane people tweets (unless they get unsuspended)

[@bagdger8281]

Why does bionic look like a 40yr old police officer dressing up as a teen to buy weed?

[@maestrovon_r5108]

Never imagined how sad Jack the Ripper must have been. So many deaths, it must have been hard, especially in 19th Century London

[@Casey3-P-O]

Dude, the person that does the killing has to deal with the cleanup.

[@josukehigashikata3533]

nice pfp

[@forthefrogs]

dennis being there really ties together how cursed these are. he's definitely the most terrifying character on that show and that's saying something lmao

[@trashpanda3544]

I've had pet frogs in the past and I've kept live fruit flies as food for them.

[@smusky4643]

I'm sorry... but do you even know how big fruit flies are? About the size of a gnat. Minuscule. What, you feed a frog a couple hundred so they don't starve?

[@ghoulishtoad]

@@smusky4643 Clearly its a little snack, it didnt imply theyre just feeding the frog fruit flies lol, also if u have a few floating around its not that hard to catch some in a big bowl with a lid or something, its not impossible

[@ghoulishtoad]

@@smusky4643 This comment is so funny why do people on the internet jump to the worst possible conclusion always

[@StoutShako]

Yeah, but you probably called them "feeders", not "pets"?

[@trashpanda3544]

@@smusky4643 my frogs ate fruit flies when they were small and when they got bigger they got mealworms, crickets, wax worms ect. I would still put flies in because it's fun watching them trying to catch them.

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

It's funny, employers and such will be so scared of a tattoo, but they won't even be able to comprehend the "person who has no problem excavating their own flesh" scar until it's too late.

[@hhgff778]

If you don't want to see your partner in pain because you love them, then why cheating in the first place??

[@armouredjester1622]

Who in their right mind ENJOYS waking up multiple times a night? I woke up four hours early today and was PISSED about it

[@JediPrincessJo]

I’m a member of a couple of Facebook pages that’s are fully of things like this. One is called ‘Dafuq is dis’ and the other is called ‘Pandora’s Pimty Bag’. Eye bleach may be required.

[@gibbings5534]

Alternate title: going on twitter

[@hnom2317]

Imagine someone throwing fruitflies into your kitchen window. Even worse if they really hate you and in the middle of the night they tape a bottle of oyster sauce to your front door or a open window. You will never get the smell out

[@hnom2317]

It will smell like rotten fish forever. If it touches anything thats notg glass or rock it will stick to it for years... It will make people move out or pay for super expensive cleaning. Just sayingy dudes

[@lordofthesoup4753]

6:55 Okay no as a theatre employee the temptation is THERE, sometimes people just leave behind wholeass packs of candy and it takes all of my willpower not to take them

[@scummymilk4622]

“Depressed people love making other people’s lives bad” nice thanks for that

[@aloeeunoia4731]

I haven't watched the full video yet but did they actually say that?? Yikes.

[@redneck472]

Yeah, I don't understand why they kept that in or said it at all.

[@scummymilk4622]

@@aloeeunoia4731 12:40

[@aloeeunoia4731]

I...honestly don't know what to say to that. very untrue and distasteful

[@randomisonline]

I think what Pig meant is edgelords on Twitter who fake being depressed love to make people upset, not people who are actually depressed. But the wording of that comment was very distasteful and I don't know why the editor didn't remove it.

[@_ANDRE.]

The person which wrote the first Tweet 100% cheated and got shit for it, so now she tries to get sympathy on the internet.

[@MF99K]

@8:56 there is actually a chubbyemu video about a dude who drank a snowglobe and had to go to the hospital

[@Khaivet]

sidenote: I worked in a theatre for 6 years, clean-up literally looks like that more than half the time, maybe only in 1 or 2 rows, but definitely accurate.

[@russia1305]

you know the one with the guy who made himself an imaginary girlfriend is just wow i didnt think you could get any worse than falling for a catfish but nope maybe falling for a catfish aint so bad after all

[@sas_aran6410]

To the people who wrote these: *WHY’D YA DO IT STEVEN?? WHYYYYY????* Half yall aint gonna get this lmao

[@CanadaxIreland]

STAYVEN WHAAAAAY? I love that interrogator

[@ianmccollum7047]

He did it for Doggy Boi.

[@ElectricWizard14]

omg this is the last place i expected to see tcl references and i love it

[@nietzo6093]

The pet fruitflies is pretty nasty stuff to empty into someones vents

[@scoutfromtf2604]

The pancake one is just....an abomination before the eyes of the lord

[@papasweed.dispenseria5977]

"never trust a catboy"- confusius

[@Wendigo-Bait]

7:10, I work at a theatre and we can eat all the fresh popcorn we want as long as we bring our own containers. And there are situations like this where people just destroy the aisles

[@hanrio]

i work at a movie theater and yesterday some dude decided to leave a ✨ special gift ✨ for us, aka a literal, actual entire piece of shit wrapped in paper towel on the bathroom counter

[@tardybloomer]

i am so sorry that happened

[@blackparademistress1]

It was nice of him to wrap it like a birthday present.

[@onelove6576]

Thanx guys! You’re the best!

[@hellogoodbyegrl14]

Most of the people who leave the theater like that are adults themselves smh 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@keepinmahprivacy9754]

Every good villain knows, if you are going to keep a vial of insects in your pocket to unleash on your enemies, you go with bees.

[@revan7383]

8:54 you make the Chubby Emu joke but he really did make a video on a guy that drank a snow globe lmao

[@GreenFanBoy]

this isn't insane, this is just mild Twitter. Add some doxxing, people worshiping someone, and some K-pop reaction videos and thats regular twitter.

[@derpdadouch3654]

I like how elvis said ew to a pancake whose only flaw was that it was eating in reverse. High-key it's just a pancake.

[@vanessafelissa8424]

Imagine someone stepping into dog shit and the same person going to the cinema to watch a film... stepping onto the fallen popcorn, which this one dude, that works at the cinema, than will eat.🤮

[@odditedelight]

As someone who worked in a theater for a short while... 1) Ew 2) People really do fuck up the place and leave it like that. It's astounding.

[@tysonwilliamson4156]

5:04 I think it’s funny that they talk about the guy being an edge lord and the profile pic is Adachi from Persona 4 lol

[@_ANDRE.]

Yeah. For that reason i instantly thought the tweet was a meme.

[@dragonyami]

That theater mess one happens all the time, people are lazy slobs who have no consideration for the employees there. Worked in a theater for a while and saw this crap more often than I should have

[@ReidMontgomery95]

I collect my hair too, but in a brush. Then I throw it out after it builds up a bit.

[@bailysawyer804]

That first tweet made part of my soul leave my body

[@Mrs_Sugar_Min]

I love all 5 of my tats and I want 4 or so more.😊 Love Elvis and Pig!!💜

[@psych0pisc3s39]

Dude, my kid eats his pancakes like that. Makes me so angry. Omg.

[@stacie7766]

10:25 Oh my God. LMFAO!!!! It's, " Nip this in the bud.", not BUTT. 🤣🤣🤣⚰️

[@lostboyluca]

Imagine being friends with the dude who stores hair in his friend's statue.. (It's me. I'm the friend.)

[@snakesoccult2444]

10:08 that is kyriakos grizzly, not a "Fat neo nazi" you should check out his channel

[@m00nrac00n]

Some of those give off the same vibe as some of those insane Tinder Bios where ppl completley go of the rails and are just entirely unhinged.

[@artmy3045]

why is the world so unforgiving please spare my eyes as I cant bleach it anymore

[@kikiblair5132]

My girlfriend used to hit snooze over and over for an hour every morning while I was trying to sleep. It used to cause some serious arguments. Lol.

[@calephas]

Yo I had a coworker a while back that had a tattoo she didn’t like on the back of her neck. She burnt it off with acid. I saw the wound while it was still in progress. It was gross.

[@Heretic_Jones]

Are we sure 12:10 isn’t talking about gummy worms? Because it kinda sounds like it and I know plenty of people that do so. But if they mean regular worms, I have wonder who the fuck they were replying to and what the context was

[@jaden_bricker]

I just hear Fred Armisen saying in a heavy Spanish accent “Straight to Hell.”

[@ShindaRatto]

I had pet fruit flys that were left over from a biology experiment, they are pretty common subjects in biology. :3

[@runeistaken]

I do the alarm every hour thing, but im a heavy sleeper so I need them to make sure I wake up

[@NeoTriggerX]

The theater with the messy floor had to be playing Frozen 2. Just saying from experience when i worked in the theater a few years ago

[@oneesan6970]

Eating dinner while watching this was a mistake

[@crisptomato9495]

I was making Kraft Dinner once and an ant was crawling across the stove so I out of curiosity I threw it in the pot and watched it boil to death.

[@Bazongaz13]

The hair in that dudes shower looks like swarms of spiders. my skin is legit crawling rn.

[@captaindanefinesse]

That tattoo ripping thing isn't possible...🤦‍♂️ Omg the things people think are possible when it comes to ink. SMH

[@tessfabled4115]

I mean my sister threw my cat off of the veranda when she was little, thinking she'd land on her feet (?). Unfortunately she did not but there was grass below so my baby lived to the ripe age of 16 haha

[@rabidphantomfan]

As a former movie theater employee I regret to inform you that it is quite normal for theaters to look like that after a showing. And no, most of the damage is from adults not toddlers.

[@frogbenchrai5548]

Yeah I’ll take an order of Twitter with extra cursed

[@evankern5219]

7:13 that theatre aisle is rookie numbers. I’ve seen and cleaned up worse 😂😂😂

[@nightkat527]

That’s my statue…I gave it to my friend!

[@thextravagant1459]

That's no glue...

[@nooneatall5485]

there was a guy whose family used a poop knife cause they all had massive poops so was wondering where his new gf family kept their poop knife was left mortified when she was like wtf kinda knife lol

[@PercyJ1231]

I mean, I feel bad for Dream now since he got doxxed

[@PercyJ1231]

@@woahddbwiwisb he’s also getting fat shamed by basically the entirety of his fan base and most of twitter

[@ArturGlass.C]

@@woahddbwiwisb Nah being doxxed is genuinely terrible. There's a reason it's illegal but adultery isn't. Don't normalize it just because you didn't suffer that much from it personally. Besides I'm assuming his follower is bigger, he's at more risk of bad things happening to him because of it than you.

[@ArturGlass.C]

​@@woahddbwiwisb It's a constant invasion of privacy, it would cause him emotional distress and money to have to change his information all the time. People who get a hold of his information can find him, it can be innocent but not always. When you cheat on someone it's breaking the trust in a contract you made with the person, if monogamy was specified. The person didn't deliver and it sucks. But the feeling you get is betrayal, it's not fear. It's completely different if someone who has nothing to do with the situation managed to hurt you, because it's outside of a controlled environment so the danger can come from anyone/everyone. If you get heartbroken after being cheating on, and get trust issues, at least it's only directed to potential romantic partners. It's not "I'm just trying to live my life...but boom someone is randomly shitting on it and making me feel unsafe". And whether the bot gets made or not, that won't stop the doxxed person from feeling like this can happen again at any point.

[@zeallust8542]

@@woahddbwiwisb you also dont have a massive following, so nobody did anything with your dox.

[@zeallust8542]

@@woahddbwiwisb waaait a sec lmfao. Youre talking about how much you know about computers at the same time as youre mixing up doxing and DOSing lmfao

[@satina1169]

Chubbyemu actually made a video on a dad that drank a snowglobe lmao

[@unanimouslyhated]

Who Else saw apex in the background of the second tweet

[@DKF_oli]

Nobody else sees the sideways guy with sunglasses on the cover photo of the glued ant lol

[@o3o930]

12:50 That's a KaChad if I ever saw one.

[@Xezian]

the person who ate popcorn off the floor is part of the reason, i'd say maybe even a major contributor, to why we're still in lockdown

[@dex3678]

that intro hits you like a truck i love it

[@itsjustjuju7945]

For a second I thought the thumbnail was MJ with sunglasses sideways but was made with milk

[@alipixiv7122]

3:07 I like her nails though,They’re nice.

[@momentofzen]

yo, pig lookin extra zaddy today for some reason

[@bugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugs]

that hair ball stuff was the first thing thats made me gag in a very long time, i dont know why because it could be worse clearly

[@angelofchaos8233]

Guess what Tim Allen's shaggy dog is a real movie.

[@zeallust8542]

9:20, I do this. I like the feeling of falling back to sleep. So i do it many times every morning

[@DevilsCherub]

Being an absolute edge lord, I want to be a therapist one day and I try very hard to make people smile

[@chibicthulhu4382]

Oh oh I want to try! Whenever I would get a loose tooth as a kid I would immediately go to the bathroom and yank, twist and pull on it until it came out. There was a lot of blood.

[@TimSlee1]

Glue on the ant bro!

[@marmelaota1703]

I think you get the dog one wrong. The person posted a picture of their dog that's still alive but the background story is that they threw it out the window when they were a kid. It's supposed to mean that this dog got old even though it had to experience that.

[@ruesylvester]

that shit made me so sad. that person is so fucking sick, whether it was a joke or not

[@tylerbailey9329]

Wow, back when we thought Twitter was completely fucked up but was yet to get quite there.

[@BumbleSkrank]

That first one... just shoot me

[@realname7178]

I hope I never meet anyone like these people in person

[@artizzy2k2k]

"All worms look the same" based

[@Sarah-mf3xt]

4:35 the Adachi chungus pfp is really selling it

[@vicbaez]

Imagining hosting a web show with your doppelganger

[@rockhistoria2537]

**Writing fanfic noises**