The Worst Singer on the Internet

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[@Jack_Woods]

Don't call her the new Rebecca Black, at least Rebecca Black was able to sing "FUN FUN FUN FUN" in the same key consistently

[@unclebones23]

It's amazing she's able to sing off key throughout the ENTIRE SONG!

[@Artjoxas]

It just sounds like someone humming wildest dreams and muttering to themselves.

[@Lxmer_nce]

It‘s not bad, you guys. It‘s so good on mute!

[@kathleen6538]

I agree, I feel like she’s parodying Taylor Swift. Cause the chorus sounds a lot like Wildest Dreams, and we all know how much Taylor likes the color red and how she has that good girl/bad girl thing going on.

[@anindustryplant7449]

She sounds like she’s singing underwater

[@jonathanchavira8270]

In the famous words of Charlie, "It literally sounds like she's singing nothing, like her lyrics and the song just clash and don't mix at all" or something along there 😂

[@megharoni]

Also... I'm surprised more people don't realize this but the dress colors represent good and evil, as a critique of a judgmental church. She doesn't want to follow their rules, they "see her in a red dress" because they see her as evil for not being what they want her to be, yadda yadda. I'm a Christian and I hate this trope, but I know it when I see it.

[@mollywhoppedsouls_pvp]

It's definitely an elaborate troll.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

The fact that the extras look at her in complete bafflement and disgust makes me think it probably is a parody-it's so close to the James Brown dance sequence from

[@wlkdesigns]

Dear Elvis,

[@ThungStudios]

She's getting her Masters Degree in Sociology. This has got to be an elaborate social experiment as a thesis paper. Engineering the perfect bad song for internet virality, or something.

[@starfiresreign]

I lost it at "even the guitar solo sucks" 😂😂

[@TheBlackBrickStudios]

There's a phenomena among bad voice actors, or people at home wanting to get into the business, where they are either not confident enough in their own ability to commit to the role, or are obviously recording somewhere where there is some kind of noise code, where they will sort of whisper-shout their lines instead of putting in real emotion behind their performance. That is kind of what this girl is doing, she's not committing to the performance, that's why it sounds jank as hell. Like when she hits the high notes, she purposely pulls her voice back as if she is physically making the motion of projecting but doesn't follow through.

[@justajournalist]

maybe it’s sappy, but my late little sister introduced me to both of you guys forever ago before you started this channel. it always makes me so happy seeing an upload 🥺 thanks for being the best

[@bethanyjenkins9249]

It sounds like she’s trying to do a Taylor swift kind of thing but failing miserably lmao

[@GigaWhitArtandStuff]

I'm still convinced this was entirely on purpose

[@Paindriller]

The producers of this song got a seriously good sense of humor.

[@TheWholeEntireCake]

When I used to work at a sports bar a couple years ago the owner (who was there 24/7) would put “Friday” by Rebecca Black on just to upset us and the guests. He’d put it on at closing time (2am) to get people to clear out ASAP. It worked every time.

[@anindustryplant7449]

I don’t know how someone can write an entire song without hitting a single note ever before heard by man