Most Alpha Podcast Ever

This is the greatest alpha of All Time
I stream every day / moistcr1tikal

[@LedyE]

"females only care about looks" "If my wife doesn't look like a supermodel after 3 kids I'm leaving her"

[@iamwritingrightnow8217]

„Hey bro we should start a podcast where we talk about how awful women are. That will surely get us laid.“

[@0megaWarrior]

@@iamwritingrightnow8217 "And rich too! But be careful because then all the women who already want us will want our money too! Because that's all women want is our money!"

[@carlpanzram2012]

Thisis hilarious, but this contradiction makes sense. The "i judge woman critically on how they look" is only a reaction to them thinking that woman judge THEM critically. They Dont want to be in the judged group, their view of woman makes them think women only view men as drones to be used for money and sperm. This puts them low in the hierarchy, And as overcompensation THEY adapt a mentality where ITS JUST BETA MALES that get treated like this by women, so THEY need to be ALPHA MALES that treat WOMEN that way. I hope you can follow my reasoning. Tldr, they think woman are cruel to men, so they are cruel to woman. Its the typical behavior of someone who has been hurt or abused. They have become the abusers. Its kind of sad in a way, but it's quit typical human behavior.

[@UnCreativeDeconstructionism]

1:37 *"I have no mouth and I must scream" some dumb shit."* Lmaooo

[@SomeYouTubeTraveler]

@@carlpanzram2012 You hit the nail on the head. They're the ones who'll complain the most about Victim Mentality, when they themselves are the ones espousing it.

[@thebeast5215]

"Girls only care about looks" At the same time: "I'll leave my wife and children if I think she starts to look ugly" Big brain

[@TehSeksyManz]

The Noam Chomsky of Chads

[@Ar1AnX1x]

that dude probably doesn't understand what Projection means

[@LudaChez]

Lol any guy that says girls only care about looks are average looking men with shitty personalities. Women will fuck a man that makes them smile and laugh all day.

[@helloworld2784]

Is this the same podcast that called women "boxes of vaginas" and fcking other girls is just like them pissing then moving on and it shouldn't be offensive or it's another podcast

[@crestfire8008]

I had a guy online also say that girls are shallow and only go for looks. But science show that women go for men with higher status and intellect, not looks. I guess it's more comfortable to believe girls aren't attracted to you because of your looks instead of your low intellect and low status

[@cooler5827]

3 guys, one braincell. The much needed sequel of 2 Girls, one cup.

[@dominquedestine777]

Underrated comment

[@hamburgerdog25]

What brain cell

[@Nname-xk6bv]

Whats the difference really,the 2 girls and the 3 guys vomit and shit onto each other mouths on camera,at least the girls were getting paid,whats these goobers excuses.

[@DE.V.S]

I hate you for reminding me of that forsaken video.

[@darealestfarter]

The girl has that brain cell these 3 guys don’t have a single brain cell it’s basically like talking to a really bad ai

[@That_Revenant_Guy]

These guys are the embodiment of the phrase: "I have two braincells, and they're both fighting for third place".

[@anaionescu8913]

This is the best thing I've read in a few weeks, thank you

[@charliepremostudios8869]

And sadly, they make 5th.

[@ARCtrooper_bliz02]

😂😂😂😂

[@joshfish5228]

A guy gets dumped once when he’s 15 and then his entire personality becomes about money and hating women

[@thecasual4698]

And I took that personally.

[@somethingsomething3996]

Yeah but they usually flip their shit when I accuse a guy of being gay when his entire personality is hating women, its funny to watch them become so defensive

[@LassetUnsSpielen]

that year has not treated him well...

[@zinnia5659]

@@somethingsomething3996 they way they’re so obsessed with women while simultaneously hating them, it’s like .... sounds like you wanna be us? A bit sus if you ask me.

[@lemmings6516]

But don't worry he'll get over it, they aren't the stronger gender for nothing 😂

[@Dylanquinn666]

Dude hears the word "respectful" just once and writes a goddamn incel manifesto.

[@youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799]

The pot calling the kettle? "An incel manifesto" you are an incel

[@bigbabado8296]

@@youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799 But how though? They said nothing for that conclusion to be reached

[@youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799]

Penguinz digusts me, his attempt at ruining my reputation wont work well for him

[@youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799]

Penguinz is decades older then me 🤣🤣 "grandpa"

[@yetislasagna7487]

@@youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799 how old r u 7? i could tell tbh

[@left-2-write28]

I love how optomistic these guys are about "when my wife" or "if my girlfriend" yeah, they're putting the cart before the squid.

[@AccanWish]

I’m not familiar with that idiom of sorts

[@skwyd3341]

@@AccanWishthe usual idiom is cart before horse but I think they changed it to squid to indicate that they have no chance instead of just getting ahead of themselves

[@SpecialOrder935]

I’ve never heard Squid before the cart 😂 usually it’s horse before the cart

[@YoursViChannel]

Some people need to understand they can just talk to their friends normally and it doesn't have to be a podcast

[@rubyaddison5446]

Exactly 😂🤦🏽‍♀️

[@Kal-El207]

😂😂😂😂 this is beyond facts.

[@LiebeXHaine]

😂 welcome to the new era........shit hurts my brain and soul

[@kayemendi4501]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@justalostlocal]

They're the types to invest in nft and Crypto, commodifying reproducible digital spaces and jpegs. Of course they'll try making money off their personal relationships and their psycho babbles.

[@anthon0360]

What scares me is two things: 1. These people are allowed to vote. 2. There are other men who listen to these podcasts, nodding their heads thinking they're listening to the goddamn messiah

[@mostpassiveuser8904]

It scares me that I share my humanity with them.

[@ltb1345]

Don't stoop to their level. They'll say "these people are allowed to vote" in reference to people they don't like.

[@FractalPrism.]

1. if voting worked it would be illegal for non-corporate citizens. 2. their message and delivery is trash but its based on truth

[@anthon0360]

@@FractalPrism. based on truth around the type of girls these guys date, but those people are inherently damaged by society to act the way they do, including how these people even see women to begin with. Both sides are to blame for a failed relationship, you can't just point the finger at one person and absolve yourself of all responsibility. The way these men even treat relationships is laughable because they view their partner as a commodity, not a human being. And if they actually loved properly, not lusted, they would be preaching a different doctrine

[@vulifromtokyo1131]

Theres way worse people that also are allowed to vote idk what ur trying to say with this XD

[@ghostyboi9186]

you know someone is just an insufferable person when "fuckin'" comes out of their mouth every other word

[@spidertheo3613]

You just insulted all of Scotland XD

[@sttonep242]

I can’t believe how many grown men act and talk like cringy teenage boys. Just awful.

[@jebus42069]

How fuckin dare fuckin you fuckin

[@davidbutler1622]

Watching your wife go through pregnancy and giving birth to your child gives you a whole new perspective and respect for her.

[@getsetgo1239]

Respect 🔥🔥

[@ihanakaunotar2741]

Based. Not even kidding.

[@yankeesbeballin]

1000%

[@teff7]

I'm way more attracted to my wife now that she's had my 3 kids.

[@cintaminbunny]

He doesn't have respect which is why he got so upset that that's the first thing the lady mentioned.

[@jhhwild]

When she said "be respectful" they probably thought she was asking for way too much.

[@joeyjojos5839]

Most dudes like that say that respect is earned, not realizing that respect means human decency and not kissing someone's ass.

[@daniboy4153]

Man it's so difficult to be respectful to women. It's hard to be nice and kind towards women. Why can't they allow us to treat them like crap? (Sarcasm)

[@jhhwild]

@@joeyjojos5839 I agree, I treat people with respect by default. If you don't treat people with respect what is their motivation to treat you with respect?

[@youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799]

Haha, you treat people with respect? When did i stop being a human and get relegated to animal status and lose my rights? 🤣

[@jhhwild]

@@daniboy4153 Yeah, women actually enjoy being treated like crap because they go for the bad boys. Demanding respect while simultaneously not giving any in return isn't a double standard, it shows dominance. (I am also being sarcastic)

[@Jacoobus_Maximus]

These guys have spent their whole lives mastering the art of talking but not saying a single thing

[@JoeSmith-db4rq]

Oh they’re definitely saying something… I just don’t wanna fuckin hear it lmaooo

[@abiyoyo9831]

It’s a good skill to have. They just apply it inappropriately

[@ESFDragxnFistEntertainment]

Too much. F bombs and fragmented sentences with no context.

[@23onmywrissssttt]

The Kyrie Irving school of Communication

[@shadowssniper5282]

I think you got those flipped buddy. They mastered the art of saying a lot of things but never actually talking. I just realized that you might have meant the same thing because talking and saying are synonyms but whatever. I spent thirty seconds writing this so I’m going to post it.

[@dokkodo.dame12]

Too many podcasts and shows like this on YT corrupting and poisoning the minds of young boys. Thank you MoistCritikal for calling these clowns out and proving how pathetic these types of people are.

[@sugmanots]

Fr.

[@OperatorMax1993]

not just these but also so many of these "men" who are constantly influencing the youth, not just young boys but also young girls. i hope that we can stop this madness

[@ohmygodbecky6829]

7:30 These guys: women only care about a man’s future woman: i care about your past These guys: stop explaining women, WE’RE explaining women. woman: 👁️👄👁️

[@theozlander4629]

Those ‘men’ were actually painful to watch.

[@TBAG]

combined IQ of those three guys: 2

[@youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799]

"2" thats the age penguinz goes for, penguinz is a known nonce.

[@chi_chai]

3.5 or 0.5 if you take away the approximate 1.5 deviation I assume they have. As a regular persons is 15 points up or down. So lowering the bar is best for them. I'd say the latter of 0.5.

[@cactus.man_]

@@youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799 reading your comments makes me feel sad for you

[@youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799]

Feel sad for me? Cool, if you want to feel sad for a person trying to live there life while being harassed by a bunch of weirdos and nonces on the internet thats up to you. 🤣🤡

[@redlobster1143]

@@youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799 sheesh, buddy. Pipe down, will you? Just stop embarassing yourself for a minute

[@eyesofthecervino3366]

"Women cheat more than men. This is because I, a man, am so loyal I would give my wife, the mother of my children, one (1) warning to stay hot and thin before I ditched her."

[@jdmnissan]

funny cuz it's true they do

[@naruinoiscanoninanalternat2947]

seethe

[@alejandraayala8815]

That would also be assuming all the men she cheats with are single, if not then 😬

[@Tennababy]

@@jdmnissan With who?

[@BloodHavik]

@@jdmnissan Yes women in general....Let's lump them all in a group. You go out into the real world, honey, and you will be able to see those studies are bullshit. Of course there will be some women attracted to that....same with some men. But not women in general. Nice try.

[@ewanedwards6822]

"So my opinion is-" Alphas: "LET ME EXPLAIN YOUR OPINION"

[@dngn4774]

You can easily tell the moment any of these guys luck into a meaningful relationship with a woman, they’re going to pretend they never knew their other podcast bros. You can’t build a long term friendship off of hate.

[@cacophonousantiquarian8803]

Pretty sure these guys are literally incapable of attracting women

[@GoodTimeForARoll]

I actually did. My now best friend learned I liked Harry Potter and that I play Harry Potter games and she assumed I hated a certain group of people, anyway we had such a big fight but it ended with us in dms becoming best friends, we text every day now

[@dngn4774]

@@GoodTimeForARoll Her assuming you hated a group of people via miscommunication isn't the same as you both hating a group of people and bonding over those negative feelings. My point was there's a short shelf life to relationships that begin in reactionary spaces such as bigotry or intense anti-fandom.

[@bellagarzia9653]

So lemme get this straight- according to the alpha male community if I’m with a guy that has more money than me I’m a gold digger, but if I’m with a guy that has less money with me I’m dumb and need to get a guy that can support me and the 10 kids I’m supposed to have by 30 (old maid), but I also need to stay in the house and be a house wife who keeps up with her appearance while contributing financially. Got it💀think I’d rather just off myself

[@Us3r739]

These guys think they’re the shit😹someone’s gotta humble them down

[@6steveo9]

It's 2022. No matter what you do you're wrong. And racist. Probably.

[@muzoriichi]

Yeah its confusing ASF

[@K.YouTube2]

@@6steveo9 So you ARE racist? Caught.

[@6steveo9]

@@K.KZbin2 it's a micro aggression actually

[@ShayeDeeeee]

Listening to these guys' voices, vocabulary, and personalities I can't tell if they're 17yo virgins or 49yo alcoholics

[@anaturicnik9353]

They broke the rules of time and space to become both at once

[@kemma_]

they're just "woke" y'know

[@ieroine]

I’ve met 17 yo guys with more education and proper vocabulary than those

[@millicent8]

As a 17 year old virgin I take offence. Most of us can actually form a coherent sentence.

[@serenityssolace]

@Harshvardhan Singh Guys, not all virgins are like that though

[@danser_theplayer01]

2:05 I'm not native english speaker, I'm not even close to native english (Ukraine), and even I can make more complete sentences. Why make a podcast, you know.. where you talk a lot like on radio, if you can't talk?

[@SirLukedatgoat]

You know it’s bad when someone who speaks an entirely different language than yo cyan speak your language better.

[@yourmusictastesuks]

"when- you're rich- idk like- and when I'm in that bracket- you know"

[@christianferguson224]

Like my reply so I get reminded of this comment.

[@prapp1974]

What the

[@bradbrowne4987]

Type shii ya know?

[@frib7836]

100th like! Also these guys will never make that bracket

[@vineethonkan]

That music is the wrestler Undertaker.

[@mr.veritech211]

4:00 "you old battleaxe". never even contemplated such an insult

[@TheRoark]

That guy who said he would abandon his wife and kids as soon as she doesn't meet his physical standards of beauty is such a tool.

[@rowanmelton7643]

The thing is, it's kind of a self fullfilling prophecy. Their worldview and outlook on women will only attract women who fit their idea of what women are. Any self-respecting, good woman of substance is not going to want to go near them.

[@daniboy4153]

He's adding onto the list of children who are left fatherless

[@floopsiemcsoops6008]

It just means he'll never be in a fulfilling relationship if he keeps this up. You could date the hottest person in the entire world and at some point after some years they'll be kind of plain to you. That shit happens when you see the same face every day. You can still be attractive to each other and that's important but if it's the main thing it's never going to last. When you get older all of this shit just isnt going to be as important.

[@zackshafto3040]

What are you talking about, he’s talking about not wanting to be with someone who lets themself go and that goes both ways let’s say ur a women and you married a man and after you get married he let him self go got fat stopped really caring about how he looked you would want to leave them as well

[@Orthodoxzee]

Yeah don't leave just cheat

[@PeachDragon_]

>wife ages >"Become young again or i'm out" >Abandons the children because she can't reverse aging >Complains that women only care about looks

[@leonardilifter]

>profit

[@saturnxx7109]

Ultimate move

[@nosegoogl7515]

dhar man plot

[@user-rx7uh9mg4f]

> she's a gold digger because she wants him to provide while she pushes a whole human out of herself, and has to mostly raise them while he stands around awkwardly watching them and not helping much

[@itsmrme4951]

@@user-rx7uh9mg4f Troll

[@user-np3ui3bv7z]

The longer I live on earth the more I understand why roosters scream when they wake up in the morning.

[@sarpsays]

Why did I never hear this quote before... good one lol

[@mattiastowson12]

It’s so suspenseful because you’re always waiting for the next piece of the sentence

[@poly4166]

Charlies acting like these guys are dumb like he doesn’t recognize the genius it takes to clone yourself twice then share your brain between 3 people

[@allisonavery7273]

Bump

[@kayemendi4501]

Bahahahaha!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@sumayyahadetunmbi4347]

😂😂😂

[@pastybean4482]

Who's the og tho?

[@poly4166]

@@pastybean4482 it was so ingeniously done that we may never know

[@nerdycat22]

The guy that said he's gonna demand his wife stay hot after having his children cracked me up. He tries to sound like a hardass, but you can tell by the tremble and stutter in his voice that he'd never have the balls to say that to a woman, let alone the mother of his children.

[@nyumyu4265]

These men really expect wemon to be dolled up before and after giving birth for them, it literally takes some women’s bodies YEARS to recover from the trauma it does on the body. Not to mention they expect us to look pretty 24/7, even after surgery, fluctuating hormones, DELIVERING A BABY, yet are the most irritating boring average looking men possible.

[@Getout634]

nah if my man isn't absolutely jacked at 80 years old, I'm throwing him away 😤

[@creatureofhabit7049]

@@Getout634 in his grave?

[@murkythunder]

@@nyumyu4265 it don't take years, all the celebrities do it within one year you just makin excuses

[@coldhands1892]

@@murkythunder celebrities are well known to get plastic surgeries after birth dude

[@Knoxinea]

I just love how he always shouts out creators/people who have already talked about the topic instead of just making it seem like it was all him.

[@avocadobe]

"If you can't find time in between fighting pregnancy, traumatizing births, cooking thrice a day, changing diapers, folding loads of laundry, playing and teaching kids, calming fights, cleaning the house, tending sick children, running errands and vaccuuming out cars to hit the gym for two hours a day to maintain Gigi Hadid looks, I'm gonna leave you."--That toolbox

[@kenny42069]

I love how they talk about the idea of women "preserving value", basically admitting that they only view women as sexual objects :/

[@sabmo3514]

You can only view people the way they portray themselves so if the women they see on insta, snap chat and all the other social sites only show themselves as sex objects then can you blame them for thinking this way?

[@shanteevbhatia3931]

@@sabmo3514 They decide what type of women they want to follow on social media and leave social media I'm sure they must have come across plenty of normal women in their daily lives. There is no excuse for this sort of mindset.

[@sabmo3514]

@@shanteevbhatia3931 false, its common knowledge that the most successful women on social media are the ones they are describing so to say they are looking for them when they are the first and sometimes the only thing on most of the social media sites is abit ridiculous, btw I'm not condoning their view point I'm just stating why they think this way

[@BeruCampos]

An independent woman is the thing they fear the most. They are shitty human beings looking for a woman to be their mommy

[@olenabogdanov]

No ones forcing you to look at women in porn -you keep making that choice on your own and giving these companies money to make more. So how about you stop looking af women in porn and find better female role models. Congrats fixed your entire mindset. You're welcome.

[@megatron4466]

"I have no mouth but I must scream some dumb shit" is a fire podcast name

[@Masonia_]

Great book too

[@fuzzynuttz5092]

@@Masonia_ yea that and heart of darkness are some of the best literature I have ever read

[@Forgiveiolord]

@oh no penguinz joining the alpha podcast kzbin.info/www/bejne/gmLcd6mYZribnbM

[@IlanFritzlerswagmaster]

sounds like a cum town bit

[@RileyNewcomb]

Literally read this as he said that lmao

[@seanb9409]

Just noticed their neon sign typical of these podcasts except they don’t even have one it’s just a generated image displayed on a tv

[@TUNEYTOWN]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dieengie337]

Always when i feel like Im pathetic, stupid, or not enough these alpha dudes give me strengh, thanks to them I know that there are more pathetic idiots than me. Thank you for your sacrifice

[@turtles717]

They used the word “fuck” and “fucking” so much that it’s the only word can be distinguished from their sentences.

[@idkcloud.1983]

And also with like

[@Vofr]

true

[@overcomplexification]

kinda like Joe's podcasts

[@rwandanstarbux1494]

You haven’t watched Trailer Park Boys have you? xD.

[@birbmanjones9862]

I use fuck and shit a lot but not this much my goodness

[@mykillmybonus7375]

their female guest is more alpha than all 3 of them combined

[@cycy8699]

How did they even get her on there

[@vanessashola6806]

@@cycy8699 probably a family member

[@ripvon3199]

Can feel it straight through the screen yikes

[@chriskagero4583]

@@cycy8699 they definitely paid her to come

[@jimmyspeedball3512]

I knew it was gonna be bad, but oh my god. "I fuckin.. like..need some fuckin money..cause like ..fuckin women..like..take all of it and shit. Fuckin.."

[@kiero1236]

That hugging a pillow on the sofa move is just too Alpha. I can't handle it.

[@dea9457]

As a woman, they made me imagine clearly what it would be like when a mother regrets the existence of her own child 😬

[@youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799]

I wonder who this was directed at. 🤣🤡

[@DreamItCraftIt]

@@youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799 I see you in a lot of comments replying standing up for these fresh and fit losers. That's embarassing as fuck.

[@whatthedogisdoing5393]

@@youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799 hey you just gave me that same feeling she mentioned

[@AlphaAceEX]

@@DreamItCraftIt it's a new account, made like 1h ago, probably troll acc

[@sidemanshorts3532]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qH-YZmCXltKehaM Don't missed it.

[@babynyxe4784]

Guy: "Women don't care about men's past, they care about their future" Girl: "um, actually I do care about your past- Guy: "N O ."

[@gazzwars5355]

That is absolutely CLASSIC for men like this. They tell women how women are, and when women are like "no, we're not actually like that" they're like, "nah, we know better than you".

[@nikkikah2356]

@@gazzwars5355 edit: edited for better context and clarity and less finger pointing on gender the irony is men like this hating this too. Self prescribed alpha men, like on this podcast, hate when women make assumptions on men, reasonably so! No one like baseless accusations! Yet, they do it, knowing they’d hate the same done to them.

[@gazzwars5355]

@@nikkikah2356 Let's not say "men", let's say "men like this", because I am certainly nothing like these men, and putting people in buckets as simple as "men" and "women" is what has caused this kind of mindset in the first place.

[@nikkikah2356]

@@gazzwars5355 Absolutely, and unfortunately because I wasn't thinking I meant to put that in my original statement (which the absence of context of "men like this" absolutely doesn't help to my original case at all 😂). I am grateful for your add in.

[@ericbenner3953]

@@gazzwars5355 Manplaining at it's finest.

[@tesseract5569]

"I have no mouth and I must be misogynist"

[@ethanbell6762]

That podcast has like the most closeted energy I've ever seen.

[@IneffableFoxy]

These three men were made for each other and just don't realize it yet

[@ToriCastell]

Their idea of an ideal woman is the kind of girl that’d run in the opposite direction if she saw them.

[@aleco678]

No their ideal idea of a woman is a man

[@thedopepineapple9917]

@@aleco678 nothing wrong with that. You're not a man till you've had a man~Ghandi probably

[@jooot_6850]

@@aleco678 too bad they can’t be honest to themselves

[@FINNlSH]

They want an anime waifu. Sad stuff

[@MK-hw2ir]

@@aleco678 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@waaaaaaaack5099]

Charlie clowning on the alpha male community is actually super important. It’s easy to fall into the redpill community as a young guy when you don’t have whole lot of guidance. you end up coming across this information and feeling like it’s the truth. Charlie clowning these nerds is really useful to see how this content is mostly rage bait

[@naterdawgg]

I was actually thinking the same thing. Charlies views on content like this are really healthy for young kids who look up to him rather than finding creators like these guys

[@Sohelanthropus]

Nah, the redpill can help you if take its good aspects and facts, there are guys who take it too seriously tho

[@megamanx1291]

@@Sohelanthropus There are absolutely no good aspects of the redpill community, don’t justify your own views upon others

[@mannypardoacedetective856]

@@beatm6948 I'm not sure a video by a guy who couldn't get a girlfriend so he became the girlfriend is very insightful

[@ohBoyahandle]

@@mannypardoacedetective856 cranky cuz women love her more than they do you arentcha

[@yogawombat9199]

Love it how the one guy was so scared to be in a conversation with a girl, for the first time in his life, that he had to cuddle a pillow to calm his nerves

[@GK-vc9fs]

all 3 of them making Fresh look like a neurosurgeon

[@PhoenixRiseinFlame]

Being a man doesn’t mean that you abandon your wife and kids when your wife starts to age. Thats pretty much the textbook definition of what it means to be a coward. That’s the mindset of a middle schooler and these clowns should be treated with the same level of respect that middle schoolers deserve.

[@zackshafto3040]

He wasn’t talking about aging he was talking about letting yourself go

[@ShinyFood]

@@zackshafto3040 yea but he should talk about it with his wife to both continue to stay fit. the way he said it was so insulting

[@PhoenixRiseinFlame]

@@zackshafto3040 so your wife lets herself go and you leave your children fatherless? That’s still cowardice and should be treated as such

[@zackshafto3040]

@@PhoenixRiseinFlame no it’s not, and it goes both ways, let’s say your a women and you get married to a man and after your married he lets himself go, gets fat stops caring for himself and how he looks you’d leave him too

[@zackshafto3040]

@@ShinyFood I don’t know and I don’t think he’s married he was talking about in General about it in a podcast

[@illnessbutmakeitmental8365]

The disappointed sigh that guy let out when the girl said she wants a respectful guy is so funny to me

[@anorphannamedchrono5798]

His "Alpha" brain couldn't handle or even begin to comprehend the girl's opinion, so he resorted to the only thing he knew how to do

[@LeftIsFascist]

Although saying "id like a respectful women" is condidered rude by many.

[@j.ceasar]

@@LeftIsFascist by who?

[@andrerabie8095]

@@LeftIsFascistName one

[@bored3542]

@@LeftIsFascist name someone who has said that there probably has but I've never heard anyone say that

[@leoninenoble]

"Yeah, plus, like too, when youre in that bracket..of fuckin, really financial... I'm not-but one day, when-I will be in that bracket of like, being fuckin...really fuckin rich as fuck... I feel like, you know-especially! like, idk...like a lot of dudes get played for their fuckin money..." "Yeah yeah, a lot..." "-and be made, look, like a fuckin fool. After-cause after a while too, you know, money can only you so far with gettin 🐈 n shit...an-an-a-a-and it's true, augh, fuck em tired of em" His entire monilogue.

[@schmiticus1]

A spelling bee between these guys and Floyd Mayweather would be epic.

[@FaithlessFlight]

Rule of thumb: anyone who calls themselves ‘alpha’ are probably not and still need their mummy to tell them they’re doing a good job.

[@jean-lucpicard581]

This whole "alpha" shit is based on wrongly attributing traits to wolves in captivity that they don't have in the wild. Wolve-packs have a hierarchy but it's based on family structure and not alpha, beta, gamma etc. That's a kind of ranking that only develops in captivity since most wolves are not from the same family. In humans it also seems to emerge in prisons etc. So this whole debunked concept is a pile of BS from the get-go xD.

[@FaithlessFlight]

@@jean-lucpicard581 Yeah it's almost as if they've misconstrued 'masculinity' with 'alpha' traits - just makes them seem real insecure lol

[@splithairchavez2081]

@@FaithlessFlight I mean, u gotta understand that we're monkeys, the stronger more aggressive monkeys were seen as alphas, it is a thing, but these guys arent alphas, they're mistakes

[@FaithlessFlight]

@@splithairchavez2081 there are for sure ‘alpha’ traits - but they’re expressed, not spoken: Like being a leader, strong, courageous etc. Most people that claim to be ‘alpha’ are just insecure with have a Napoleon complex 😅

[@pitybreaker6625]

I‘d say everytime someone calls himself alpha and is actually serious.

[@Jocelyn12700]

what killed me is the “girls who workout,” because those are the exact type of guys who get insecure when a woman can out lift them or beat them in athletics. they want a toned woman, but not a woman who challenges their fragile egos

[@skarbuskreska]

They also want and not want the athletic women at the same time, they want her toned, but when she is, she is not "feminine" enough anymore, they hate fat, when ironic how big boobs and big hips are literally build up heavily by fat. In conclusion, they don't know what they want at all.

[@Doc-hp5wf]

@@skarbuskreska ignore this alpha bs they think being muscular is alpha and that's it .That's not what being alpha means it's taking responsibility becoz ur a man with no amount of muscle in u r body . They are good podcasts that actually do something good but this same as toxic feminism . How can u expect u r baby mama to be the same after birth , so if u don't want her after that then u r only for looks , that's fcuked up .

[@Indomitable_Alykat]

Literally! These are the same type of dudes who will belittle athletically-built women for having a six pack but not boobs or a bubble butt. They want fitness IG models with plastic surgery; they don't want actual women who lift

[@jennywhat6108]

Exactly. They want IG fitness model not the one who can bench their deadlift max

[@Neon-lt5jl]

@@jennywhat6108 You've watched one too many Disney movies im afraid. Men are physically stronger than women on average. This is a scientific fact.

[@kevinmurphy5878]

This channel is an absolute gold mine. I cannot believe i just now found it

[@ambo788]

the way that one "alpha male" perked up every time he thought he had a point lmao

[@Larrylove6996]

This is what happens when a group of dudes who say “BRO, we should definitely start a podcast!!” actually go through with making a podcast… wow that was tough to watch

[@PW7-202]

Lmao true

[@blitzblix9455]

a lot of dudes create podcasts and it funny these are just incels that decided to make a podcast

[@nfzeta128]

@@blitzblix9455 the problem is the 'group of'. One person making a podcast and then inviting guess usually has something to say or wants to chat. The moment it starts as a group, group think kicks in.

[@kittykat490]

LITERALLY that's the vibe. It's the same as the "bro you could totally be a standup comedian dude like you'd kill it bro" guys... they got drunk together a few times and had a few """""deep"""" conversations that sounded exactly like this and were like "yoo we should like make a podcast out of this shit bro"

[@stonefree7973]

This is a real life Family Guy skit lmao

[@MsOdd86]

These guys spend HOURS a day talking about their hypothetical wife’s, hypothetical riches, yet I’m willing to bet they haven’t talked to a woman outside of a business context in years and make less than $40,000

[@aeoligarlic4024]

Someone really should say this to them but we know they're too emotional to hear the truth

[@entertainmentonly5842]

Crazy how some people will want women so bad they’ll mistreat them and think it’s right 😂

[@commonomics]

They’re def the kind of guys you have to walk on egg shells around because they’ll blow up at the most minor inconvenience and blame the entire universe for being personally against them

[@SlayingSin]

@@entertainmentonly5842 if these guys are part of MIGTOW, and are as focused in their careers as they claim they are, then their goal isn't to obtain pussy. Did you bother listening to their arguments or what they were saying or are you using selective hearing to only listen to Charlie's wildly hyperbolic reactions and disingenuous projections?

[@decoraqueena6413]

A lot of these dudes just think up imaginary women and scenarios and then get mad at them together.

[@OBEYKING14]

Charlie called undertakers theme a marvel song💀💀 6:45

[@jenko1017]

Fr, one of the greatest themes in WWE

[@amberw7494]

I legitimately feel bad for these guys bc there’s no way a person can go through life with this mentality and end up happy and fulfilled. They’re setting themselves up to be miserable.

[@sheshashosha2474]

They’re already miserable

[@whitewilliam9786]

Or end up on a sex offender list

[@batbat1209]

They deserve to be miserable if they just view women like this

[@lauraj6290]

@𓂀 umm. calm

[@kenirainseeker539]

@𓂀 Which is why you're commenting here, I'm sure

[@thesasquatch1861]

"they sound liked skipped dialogue in a fallout game" thats the most well placed and brutal put down I heard in ages, youre fucking funny man

[@amkingdum7440]

💀💀

[@sakura9959]

fr lol

[@stealyour4090]

It’s because they ain’t confident enough to even speak their thoughts

[@batteryacid2649]

Well, they do sound like npcs repeating all the same comments all over the net.

[@Affan404]

😂😂😂

[@HunterJs2]

It’s like they split their brain three ways and each of them have that much computing power.

[@nickoalskalivas]

Thank you penguin this was legit one of the hardest things to stomach but I needed to see this

[@bakalee1452]

I used to be a low key incel, turns out I was actually gay.

[@jacobzboyan5465]

This comment is hilarious

[@hellomynameis5760]

Lmao im dying rn

[@Eternally_Moon]

Mika, love, your awful selfie that made you look like you were being nuked by the sun does not make up for that even MORE awful joke you just made

[@alaskabane5340]

@Having An OnlyFans Isn’t A Job jesus who hurt you

[@giovanni4180]

@Alaska Bane YIKERINOS WHO HURT YOU SWEATY? fucking npc tier insults 🤣

[@gdbwnv9707]

"Women preserve their value, men create it" is like the alpha male equivalent of "live, laugh. love"

[@rawkguy4896]

Hahahaha thats one of the best comparisons I've ever seen on KZbin

[@luisf2793]

Also wouldn’t this mean that women are inherently more valuable.

[@bbydykdyl7779]

Except worse, because at least there is some positivity in the second one.

[@jirehbochung5983]

I know the guys that says this does a poor job of delivering it but I do agree with the saying tho, how is it wrong?

[@luisf2793]

@@jirehbochung5983 not surprised just by looking at your profile photo

[@Jimbit2954]

Off topic but I’m surprised Charlie mistaken Undertaker’s theme for the Avengers theme 6:49

[@user-ls3gv8mj3g]

These guys definitely post Thomas Shelby quotes when something happens in their life

[@vSeabass]

It completely went over their heads that a woman could possibly, maybe, be more prepared than them for an interview THEY THEMSELVES are conducting 😂

[@purplewine7362]

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar your uncle lied to you and you'll never achieve anything in your life

[@sidemanshorts3532]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qH-YZmCXltKehaM Don't missed it.

[@Tezwah]

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar Make good content to get subscribers, don't beg. It makes people think you want something for nothing and don't want to put effort in, which makes people not want to subscribe to you. You need to change your method because this one is the worst option and makes you appear pathetic.

[@ray_tupper_eTosser]

@@Tezwah don't they just do this then sell the channel?

[@MatchaCutie14]

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar I know you want views on your channel but this ain't it. This isn't the way to go. You're literally spamming the same message in every comment section, perhaps you are comment botting, but this is way too annoying.

[@snowtorious8015]

“Sounds like someone skipping through dialogue options in a fallout game “ 🤣🤣🤣

[@Forgiveiolord]

@Rista Andini penguinz joining the alpha podcast kzbin.info/www/bejne/gmLcd6mYZribnbM

[@user-ky3wp6gc5z]

@Rista Andini youngi is the fat one since she's butter right?

[@RileyNewcomb]

Tell me why I read this at the exact same that Charlie said it Lmaoo

[@sidemanshorts3532]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qH-YZmCXltKehaM Don't missed it.

[@iamnotthatguy7166]

Mmmm I love bots

[@giantorres5457]

Idk why I haven’t started watching you sooner, you’re hilarious man🤣

[@QCSPro]

Old battle axe?? Lmfao love that commend. Great video you've made sir.

[@quinnarnold8733]

"They all vomit that exact same line into each others mouths." This is honestly why I watch Charlie. Sometimes the way he puts things is so damn clever.

[@ilikemusic4367]

it’s literally a room of insecure people who took an L in high school and group up to reinstate their masculinity to each other

[@roboguard96]

He's an international treasure

[@Cookie-xo3tk]

He said this line while i was reading this hahaha

[@jarnold1789]

He’s a damn wordsmith

[@ctpp64]

do you guys not talk to normal people? these are pretty average insults

[@millerdowneyy]

"Guys look at girl's pasts. Women look at a man's future." That actually makes guys look worse tbh. Women are willing to look past guys past potential failures and help him out in his future endeavors whereas a guy would be stuck on her past. I don't know why they think this makes them look better.

[@christiantaylor1495]

Because you judge by track record, obviously.

[@dragonlord1225]

This statement is supposed to reference the bio-evolutionary differences between male and female. Usually men don't like it if a woman slept with (too many) guys "in the past", this increases the chance that 1. she will do it again and 2. a child from her will not be yours making you a biological failure as you failed to pass down your genes. A woman doesn't have this problem for obvious reasons, thus she lies more importance on what the man can provide "in the future" and on emotional affection rather than physical affection like men do. It's just an evolutionary development. It's quite interesting though in my opinion. Unfortunately many people try to frame biologically predefined behaviours as bad or "evil'. Because they don't understand it, especially if they are from the other sex. That's a popular experiment amongst psychology professors, where they ask the students whether they would prefer if their SO cheated by sleeping with someone or by just having an emotional affair. Most boys prefer the latter, most girls don't mind the physical affection as much as the emotional affection. For the simple reason that emotional affection towards another woman significantly reduces the chance that her offspring will be cared for by a second parent. And children with a father are more likely to survive and succeed than children with only a mother, because of the survival of the fittest law most people nowadays are this way. Hope this makes the statement more understandable ❤ I am not sure though, whether those guys understood the thought behind it. 😂 It's like most of the argument floating around in those "(insert colour here) pill" groups. They take a reasonable point and repeat it without understanding the context, in order to flip it into some "all women are becoming bad feminist hoes" narrative, which is wildly wrong. They say the kind of things that make sense if you turn of your brain, but once you think about it and compare it to your expirences IRL it's just outright ridiculous.😂 (There are always exceptions to everything of course).

[@millerdowneyy]

@@christiantaylor1495 ?

[@coffin3050]

@@dragonlord1225 please eat stapling pins

[@coffin3050]

@@christiantaylor1495 no

[@shortieberg6343]

They genuinely can’t go more then 4 words without throwing a “fuckin” in there

[@sleepy6476]

"You gotta think you're the best before you are the best." That's called deluding yourself.

[@seanjones2524]

Him: "Women want guys for money and we should stop it" Also him: "If my wife/girlfriend puts on weight after pregnancy then I will give her one warning before leaving her and allowing my child be raised in a single-parent household"

[@ballsdeep9400]

To be fair both partners should keep up their physical image a good amount. - I didn’t mean giving your wife a warning after being pregnant was right I meant putting on excessive amounts of weight.

[@KatzeKriegerin]

@@ballsdeep9400 Most people don't have a perfect body after having kids??? I don't think you should break up with someone just because they gained a bit of weight after having fucking children.

[@stuarteaston1629]

@@KatzeKriegerin Well you clearly can't read properly because that's not even what they said. All they said was both people in a relationship should do their best to look decent. No more no less. Stop getting mad for no reason.

[@ltb1345]

@@KatzeKriegerin Or just don't have kids.

[@EveTheRaviolo]

@@stuarteaston1629 seems like you AND the Hisoka guy commenting both can't read properly cause the original comment was about women putting on weight after having kids, not about women no trying to look decent. Seems like you're the one getting mad for no reason.

[@tbnd6183]

we need this woman on charlies podcast so she can talk about how bad her experience was ... thoughts....!?!?!?!?

[@gaminikokawalage7124]

Would be great

[@swagingexo_osh8487]

YESSS

[@TheMisfortunateCat]

Yes

[@TheUnMaka]

Agreed

[@ree3762]

@Nyarlathotep huh

[@RG-vs8qz]

Do any of these "Alpha" males actually teach men how to be an actual successful people? They all sound like teenagers

[@crossbowcat]

none of these men have ever felt the touch of a woman

[@07kamichamakarin]

Imagine having a father like those 'alpha guys' and you're a girl.

[@glitchgaming1136]

I’d rather be born in North Korea

[@banelemkhabela3229]

@@glitchgaming1136 😂😂😂

[@maschaorsomething]

Oh there are so many of us who do......

[@RUB13]

Trust me. It’s not fun at all.

[@d0lLfvngss]

Well I feel called out

[@cbriggsgaming5846]

I wonder what these guys’ mothers think about them when they talk like this.

[@parkercoyle1086]

This sounds like a conversation between a bunch of 16 year olds

[@CreeperRealm18]

These guys are very detached from reality, and it shows.

[@RavenDots115]

I don’t think they get out much at all because only people that isolate socially still try to divide people up based on superficial things. Just because a woman didn’t like them that doesn’t mean it’s cool to downtalk women. We’ve all had crushes that never liked us back but you move on and be mature about it.

[@soniaiboyako4023]

@@RavenDots115 exactly! some ppl are absolute assholes when turning someone down and that's not okay but rejection in and of itself isn't an asshole move, it's gonna happen regardless and you're not due reciprocity. you're gonna get rejected in your lifetime and you'll reject other ppl knowingly or not like... apparently learning how to handle frustration and being told "no" without turning violently misogynistic is a super hard task to conceptualize let alone tackle

[@Manic_Panic]

The problem with these guys and others like Fresh & Fit is that they base the dating game as a giant, real life tinder app with only basic e-girls. Some of the things they say are correct but only within the context of a dating app such as the whole appearance/rich thing. Actually meeting people and developing a relationship progressively and naturally avoids (in most cases) the superficial stuff since you got to know them before the dating crap. Another thing that bugs me is that most of these podcasters invite women with onlyfans rather than inviting random average women to further try and prove their point to their audiences that this is "all they're going to get" which is intellectually dishonest.

[@Crypted112]

@@Manic_Panic that and they generalize so much. instead of identifying that yes, there are going to be people (both men and women) who are interested in just money, they generalize and say ALL women want nothing but cold hard cash. they also can't stay consistant on a topic, like saying women are in the wrong for not finding a dude attractive because of how they look but also saying they'd leave their hypothetical wife if they put on weight after having children.

[@michaelangst6078]

@@Manic_Panic This is true in theory, but I still say you have to be attractive for any type of real long lasting relationship to work no matter if you meet your girlfriend in public/college/school/club whatever.... Why you ask? a few reasons. 1. Most women only find around 5 to 10% of men actually attractive. 2. Even if the woman loves a guys personality, if he isn't good looking, she isn't going to want to be judged by her friends.. 3. The woman wants her friends to say nice catch.. he is pretty damn cute girl etc... of course as the woman ages, shallow reasons regarding a mans looks like this becomes more and more unnecessary, but than it becomes more about how much the man makes. I do agree about red pill podcasts being a waste of time since they only bring on women with shallow standards and looking to promote their onlyfans.. Even though I agree with what they can say from time to time when it comes to most women, they all have unlikeable personalities and most of them are annoying as fuck to listen to

[@Chris-vl1fn]

"And when she's mentally checked out, she'll entertain any dude...I'm not saying you, there are always exceptions to the rule." The misogynism behind that statement is astounding.

[@askeladd6115]

Yep

[@Yrkr785]

“It’s true even if it’s not true all the time because I said so”

[@coolhobo5630]

Lmao after this podcast they ran back to their moms.

[@mimimi42069]

how is it not hypocritical to only value women for their looks and body but shame women who do the exact same thing by only valuing a rich persons money??? whaaatt?? (neither of which is okay, you can’t just use people for what they have and expect to call it a “loving” relationship)

[@Vitorruy1]

@ditto3ful They earn for something while being the opposite of what they claim they wish

[@qualicumjack3906]

I come back to this video about once a year for the “fitness chicks?” part. The genuine wild happiness in all of their eyes. Its like National Geographic

[@Someone-cv6dc]

"You had an orgasm. She made a human brain. You are NOT the same"

[@lockerbuddy2039]

Ngl, this podcast ALMOST could come off as satire. It's ALMOST funny. Like when they ask what a man should bring to a relationship and the lady goes "Well respect..." And they all immediately seem disgusted, pissed off and condescending. It ALMOST seems like a joke... But then you watch the damn podcast and you go "...oh". The entire podcast seems to be the "As a man, I know how women are" mentality but as a podcast series.

[@xFarce]

It’s crazy how these people are out there in real life lmao. It’s a horrifying look into the human condition, what event or series of events drives someone to be so hateful towards women as a collective. Individualism goes out the door with these people.

[@pascualsmithvaldes9038]

Honestly yes, but what makes it terrible is they believe everything they say.

[@beatm6948]

And if you argue with them, your a cowardly man or a woman speaking nonsense. It is literally how incels think, (in line with the contrapoints video). Its why they stay there too. Because in their mind, you are lying to them, and you are always lying to them, and therefore, unless you agree with them, you are deceitful.

[@megamanx1291]

I love how feminism makes these man so goddamn insecure they end up becoming those clowns

[@fagtoryworker5537]

They can always justify it with Poe's law

[@mangomariel]

I'm gay so I know what I'm talking about here. The behaviour from these guys is the oposite of masculine. They try too hard to be macho, but it comes across as obnoxious, mischivious, and insecure. What most women and gays find masculine is empathetic leaders, chill guys, being helpful, good listeners, not being afraid to be goofy, being respectful, having self irony while also being confident in a humble way. Stuff like that. Basically if you care try too much to be macho, you become the oposite.

[@Basket69]

100% agree

[@ChristianF15cher]

I’m a bisexual man and I’d like to quote Chris Rock (albeit a bit out of context) in regards to these “bros”: I was gonna fuck him but then he started talking”.

[@alaskabane5340]

exactly, as a girl nothing is more attractive than the ability to not take yourself seriously and honestly even as a heterosexual it goes both ways, the best girl friends I had all had the uncanny ability to laugh at themselves while being firm on their beliefs.

[@impalacrush2439]

Oh so the mac theory is closer to the truth then? When a man tries too hard to be macho and idolized it way too much is actually doing them the opposite? That explain so much things

[@goofy6267]

Agreed my guy

[@clebimtane]

I never understood why men constantly shame on pregnant women like that if you love someone to the point where you want to make a child, why does it matter what shape she is? this is such a revolting take i & pray you never get the chance

[@gUtted_h3xrt]

i feel bad for their mothers.

[@thebonepossy]

Basically they try to attact women through looks and money and get upset that the people they attract are shallow. That's not a women problem it's a poor judgment of charecter problem.

[@roxassora2706]

Exactly. Another thing, it's not just a lot of women are sugar babies... It's also a lot of men. There are gay sugar babies/daddies and straight sugar babies. But that goes against their argument of women being shallow and only caring about money.

[@seethetruth7427]

THIS. a guy i was talking to complained about how girls r gold diggers and they r only after the money. then proceed to flaunt his wealth and ask me out 🤠 no wonder he attract the same people he bitch about. naturally i blocked him lol his ego is disgusting

[@errortryagainlater4240]

_Exactly._ They need to remember the old dating wisdom: "if everywhere you go smells like shit, check the bottom of your shoe." Sometimes you ARE the problem.

[@breadshapiro1315]

Well said, Bone.

[@anthonymaslow798]

Funny thing is, they aren't incredibly good looking guys. They are about as mediocre as it gets. Lol

[@elephantwaffle5612]

"alpha": i'll leave my wife if she gets ugly gigachad: i'll encourage my wife to stay healthy so we can live long happy lives

[@stevenwolfe8419]

YEAH but if she's lazy I'll leave her PEACE

[@easternrebel1061]

Exactly. It's ironic how in the pursuit of becoming the ultimate "chad" these people achieve the exact opposite.

[@johnmaris1582]

You can only say that for yourself. Other people have different goal like prioritising sleeping with different good looking women

[@sagemn7376]

@@johnmaris1582 that’s a sad lifestyle

[@mustafaahmad1755]

The wife wasnt there when the dude was broke and weak its a two way street

[@selinalehnsherr1043]

Literally dying at the council meeting. “Tities What do we think?” Lolol literally killed me

[@SquatPenguin2]

Right after Charlie said que the orchestra my heater kicked on.

[@VM-3]

Imagine carrying/pushing out the greatest joy of someones life and then being hit with an ultimatum for doing so.

[@errortryagainlater4240]

They see children as trophies to prove they're "not a genetic dead end" or whatever tf they're saying now. Overly macho dudes aren't exactly the nurturing type.

[@Jstrelts]

"What its not about looks?! Dont you lie!!!"

[@justdo-it2748]

@@errortryagainlater4240 They're hardly macho 😭

[@errortryagainlater4240]

@@justdo-it2748 lmao true, I meant putting on the bravado 💀

[@koiyune4492]

As someone who hates children, it absolutely wouldn't be the greatest joy of my life

[@tonyreyes3780]

These guys radiate “everyone instinctively avoids me at parties” kind of energy

[@okidokiliteratureclub706]

If they were like that they would've been Chad thundercocks like charlie

[@doeydays1490]

They've got "cover your drinks" vibes

[@c6ssie]

They scare me

[@gemmad-m3083]

​@@doeydays1490😂😂

[@DemarcusQ]

Mfs put the headset on infront of a mic and just throw their sense out the window

[@kylegeorg8445]

@6:30 it wasnt Avengers music, it was the Undertaker entrance music from WWE lol.

[@thaloblue]

They want a gym girl so bad they don't realize they're getting kicked out of gyms because they won't leave the poor women alone

[@airas2528]

this

[@anthonycoster8774]

I wholeheartedly endorse men to follow alpha male ideologies because it reduces my competition in the dating scene 😂😂

[@oajwoqdbkndwb7686]

genius

[@ameliorateepoch9917]

Where do you learn this pure intelligence?!?!

[@stepankohoutek5986]

Now that is a sigma grindset

[@USSFFRU]

This man is too dangerous to be kept alive!

[@ruriwijaya595]

Big brain time