When Hogwarts Gets Audited… Again.

[@liamhamilton9086]

I can just imagine Dumbledore being as calm and whimsical as ever saying yes to all of his questions.

[@alexman378]

Just how “calm” are we talking though? 😏

[@juntingiee2602]

"Dumbledore said calmly"

[@f-149]

@@alexman378500 decibels

[@ConsistentlyInconsistent_J]

Which calm are we talking about? the loud one or the actual calm

[@liamhamilton9086]

@Random Person That Does Art I think we both know what type of calm we’re talking about here. In the book he’d be calm, in a movie setting oh yes he’d be “calm.”

[@Ky_Soul]

Wait until he hears that if you're a good student you get to have a time traveling device.

[@thisistheaccountname]

600th "like", and first comment.

[@cald1421]

lol and they only use it to overwork and overload students

[@Imposingcrown]

1000th like

[@blossomer8716]

@@Imposingcrown nice

[@blossomer8716]

And that you have to hide from yourself or that messes us the timeline

[@kaisawatson]

My prayers have been heard. I think there's still room for part 3

[@theoriginaldeity]

Please no jokes played out we wanna see other mythical realms audited.

[@comfy2819]

Wanna be here before this dude blows up, insane quality and just brilliant!

[@abdulrahmantabbaa1644]

There’s room for like 5 more parts. Each year presents its own threat, and there are several things across many of the books that still haven’t been discussed like not consistently checking for potions/ cursed items when students return from Hogsmeade and hardly protecting the restricted section of the library.

[@verak66]

Yes! He got the stairs and the Chamber of Secrets and Quidditch. Brilliant! Part three, please

[@justwonder1404]

I mean, we didn't even get to the tournament where students must fight against dragons and mermaids and that unsolved murder from 50 years before.

[@knpark2025]

The only reason that the wizarding world is kept secret is simply to keep all OSHA inspectors away.

[@AIHumanEquality]

It's in the UK...

[@mercinary001]

​@@AIHumanEquality Fine, OSHA UK Division. Happy?

[@AIHumanEquality]

@@mercinary001 OSHA is an American thing lol.

[@WillowingSweden]

​@@AIHumanEquality OSHA UK Division it is.

[@orangegradient4309]

It's in the UK so it'd be the HSE

[@leonwinchester9865]

It's even funnier when you remember that Hogwarts castle not just the stairs is entirely held together with magic. So a magic emp goes off and it turns to rubble immediately.

[@AIHumanEquality]

A magic emp? Lol. Did you mean a magic nullifier? Emps have nothing to do with magic they're for electronics.

[@daymatrian2604]

@@AIHumanEqualityBro it’s not that deep

[@AIHumanEquality]

@@daymatrian2604 When you're a war veteran it becomes more noticable.

[@bait5257]

No you are just slow ​@@AIHumanEquality

[@AIHumanEquality]

@@bait5257 That doesn't even make sense in the context of this.

[@PlasmaMongoose]

The most amazing thing about Hogwarts is that so many students survive it.

[@joshyqfang4919]

I think the school was much safer before Harry got there.

[@ErikratKhandnalie]

​@@joshyqfang4919 honestly, nah. Only a handful of the dangerous shit we see happens because of Harry. Most of it is just treated as part of the world.

[@navi251]

It's because of the school hospital they can heal as long as you are alive

[@gailasprey7787]

@@navi251 Professor Sprout and Madam Pomfrey are working overtime on all the elixirs and potions and giving them to students. 😂

[@jasminvehab5048]

That is truly magical

[@SirinVoidQueen]

And as we all know “getting expelled is worse then death” as Hermione said

[@Mafa0001]

When they saw fluffy?

[@SirinVoidQueen]

@@Mafa0001 I believe so. Yes

[@michaelmurphy2112]

She needs to get her priorities straight

[@paras6TEEN]

Lol ok ron ​@@michaelmurphy2112

[@Dunybrook]

No wonder Voldemort was so terrified of death. It's all due to Hogwarts being such a traumatizing environment.

[@ctdaniels7049]

A modern satire of this would totally have this as an explanation.

[@bloddrinkeraka]

​@bethstone8596Voldemort is truly a hero

[@CrazWoolf]

He also grew up in a muggle orphanage during WWII when bombs were going off so...

[@NATALIE_loves_cats_]

​@@CrazWoolfwow 👌

[@Tacholoco]

I believed it is because of the Second World War and muggle London not being exactly save

[@zkstudio7031]

Hagrid: There's no safer place than Gringotts. Well, except Hogwarts. Hogwarts: 👁👄👁

[@brickusesfly8876]

Well to be fair they we're on the topic of keeping an object locked away. And with all the whimsical Things (traps) Like the staircase, the disapearing steps and the dangerous forest just getting into hogwarts for some light recon is risky at best.

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

Gringotts is only safe for *money*. No-one cares about its employees.

[@MrSammyai]

Isn't Hogwarts attacked like 12 times over the course of 4 years?

[@sebastianmanthey742]

@@MrSammyai its attacked once, in the last book. I wouldn't call a lone serial killer an attack and the basilisk was local wildlife, a quasi inhabitant. The troll had inside help. That teacher impersonation - well - identity theft can be a huge problem. hm? Astronomy tower? Those deatheaters were just stargazing, I assure you.

[@keithg460]

People keep getting this wrong. He didn't mean it was safe to live, he meant it was safer than Gringotts to hide something you don't want stolen.

[@Mr_Nobody-1-2-3]

Wait until he hears about the tree

[@isabellascott3443]

“Wait a student killed a teacher? And he didn’t get in trouble for it?”

[@xxTheFlyingPigxx]

Well, to be fair, that teacher did have Wizard Hitler's face in the back of his head. Groping his face till he dies seems like a reasonable course of action.

[@schattentaenzerin]

I mean, he had that nasty growth on the back of his head, and the student was famous. So I guess that's fine.

[@KSGAphid]

“He actually got rewarded for it.”

[@karlrovey]

_It was self defense... and it turned out that the teacher died due to ancient protective magic that was protecting the student._

[@BLANK-pr5qs]

They can’t prove you did it if there’s no body

[@Jordan.A.07]

Hilarious. Perhaps the following could be used for part 4... -- Homicidal Mer-People in the black lake -- Secret Passage that goes from a children's school into a nearby town full of grown, shady adults (Prisoner of Azkaban) -- Mirror that causes those who look into it to descend into madness -- There's a ghost haunting the girls bathroom. Oh and there are several thousand more ghosts haunting, like, everywhere else. -- Then there was the one time that the ministry of magic took control of the school, and literally tortured the students with cursed quils. Yeah... Hogwarts needs to be audited... again, again.

[@subtomefornoreason9668]

Yessss we need a part 3!!!

[@fr0stb1ght34]

To be fair, that quill action wasn't the Ministers fault. That was all She-Who-Will-Never-Be-Named-In-My-House's doing. Don't get me wrong, She did it in the Ministers name true enough, and if he had known what precisely She was doing and, more specifically, who she was doing it too I doubt he'd have stopped her. But I don't think the Minister knew what types of punishment was being doled out.

[@colorgaurdsweethreat3474]

Oo yeah the ghost thing, and one of sia dghsota being a little excited about a male student. Yeah so many ways the ghosts going through things could be bad. I mena was it ever addressed m, were their wards to keep certain sexes of ghosts out of certain places for you knwo, privacy sakes?

[@DarkSpyro29]

The ghosts are even able to interact with students physically, and one of them has a sword. That's totally safe. Not to mention they're doing chemistry (potion making) with literally no safety equipment. No goggles, no gloves, no nothing. Hell in the books someone made a potion that melted their cauldron. Imagine what that could do to a student. I'm pretty sure that was in Half-Blood Prince. On top of the merfolk, their annual Triwizard Tournament sometimes has you going into the black lake where there's noy only Merfolk, but an immense amount of other dangerous creatures ready to kill you. Let's also not forget there is nothing stopping someone from leaving Hogsmeade to go to the nearby house of a serial killer (I think it was a Black family house, actually, can't remember). Hogsmeade also serves alcohol to people under age. Hogwarts has no security in place against wizards. The students have to protect themselves multiple times from all manner of BS because they skimped out on security.

[@amandaoh2025]

Even better! It goes into town into the candy store's basement! Where potentially unfit for sale magical candies or expired magical chocolates are just WAITING for sticky fingers kids to take and fatally overdose on! Because they, unlike the proprietor, don't know SH*T about what is and isn't SAFE to consume in magical candy!

[@zaquhe]

That "Jesus Christ" was delivered PERFECTLY

[@RishiKumar-ie6ns]

The Virgin Mary: Your welcome…

[@shaunpatterson9148]

Absolutely perfect

[@szymonp1701]

YES

[@annegrey6447]

My favorite part 😂

[@Basta11]

He was magical. 💦 🪄 🍷

[@TheRandomMan001]

It’s onto when you start hearing all this stuff out loud you start to realise how absurdly dangerous Hogwarts is.

[@Duotheduolingobird.]

THE DRAWING 💀

[@CheeseAndMac46]

Fr how did no one notice that

[@MuizMusthafah]

I was waiting for someone to point out about it.

[@s_dAqua]

​@@MuizMusthafahsame here

[@GeographyPro80]

Me too!

[@bobert8125]

I instantly thought if the "no joker you cant" video...

[@Foxxy.0.]

“I honestly cant think of a single thing that could make this more dangerous.” Fire breathing dragons.

[@kleinuzimacki8873]

They’re intelligent animals that can be given food or gold as a distraction. The players of quidditch are out for blood and will not stop for any reason except 1) golden snitch is caught or 2) faulty equipment

[@kyleanderson449]

​@@kleinuzimacki8873three dementors. They would probably continue with a dragon attacking though.

[@kleinuzimacki8873]

@@kyleanderson449 I’m pretty sure they only stopped cuz the teacher’s ended the game by force and very few students are willing to challenge the teachers

[@kyleanderson449]

@@kleinuzimacki8873 nobody wants to mess with dementors. Especially when most students are not trained to stop even one of them. They also radiate an aura of extreme sadness.

[@kleinuzimacki8873]

@@kyleanderson449 dementors also don’t normally mess with people they’re not searching for. And again, The teachers were there so i find it hard to believe anyone that didn’t fly into basically their “feeding” frenzy without any way to defend, would deal with many issues. Harry had to fly a long ways up before even seeing em let alone before they attacked.

[@SoulHopper]

Wait until he has a talk with Filch or Peeves...😂

[@natsukiilluna6324]

Don't you mean Madam Umbridge and her bloody quill?😂

[@juliagoetia]

"We're too soft on you lot. Back in the day we'd hang you by your thumbs in the dungeons. God I miss the screaming" - Filch

[@SoulHopper]

@@juliagoetia I actually wouldn't be surprised to hear that he was the evil mastermind that turned Tom into Lord Voldemort xD

[@juliagoetia]

@@SoulHopper lmao, right?

[@SoulHopper]

@@juliagoetia I kinda want a Evil Filch Fan Fiction now that shows that he is a master mind

[@lore_shards]

ohhhhh I sense Mason is going to be around Hogwarts a looooong time

[@nix2747]

He should probably get a room in the castle

[@lore_shards]

@@nix2747 "wait am I to understand that this room of requirement can materialize anything?"

[@duelgundam]

@@lore_shards "As tempting as that sounds, it's a very, VERY, bad idea. Trust me." -Some muggle from America hired as the IT guy for Hogwarts

[@lore_shards]

@@duelgundam lol

[@platzpropeller858]

He will probably never leave

[@emanuelperez3595]

I would watch a whole short film down with HP quality about an inspector 😂😂 and Dumbledore is with him along the way. Ohh the interactions would be splendid.

[@DeckotheGecko-m5g]

"We've only had a couple deaths" Dumbledore said calmly

[@marcopolo1472]

Technically he only had 2. One was secretly Voldemort, one died in a different country, then Harry transported him to school.

[@dahuh2354]

​@marcopolo1472 What about the war that, for some reason, took no parental approval.

[@ChelseaChfy-ex1po]

@dahuh2354 all underaged kids were evacuated from Hogwarts. 17 year olds are legal adults in the Wizarding world and those who wanted to stay stayed for the final battle.

[@justawriter5775]

The drawing on his board tho- 💀

[@shikuz.]

I saw that to 👀

[@barbieoftheweek]

I had to scroll so far for this!

[@KitsuneFyora]

scrolled to find this before posting it myself 😆

[@merishkasingh103]

Lol ya can't believe no one is seeing that

[@solaire3394]

Bro same how does nobody notice

[@briannorman1750]

To be fair any wheelchair-bound students could probably be levitated up but I’m not sure if that’s much safer 😂

[@CampingforCool41]

I’m guessing there are no wheelchair-bound students ever because magic can fix anything in the body. Remember when Harry drank a potion to regrow all the bones in his arm?

[@karlrovey]

What's to say they didn't have magical cures that made wheelchairs unnecessary?

[@madmarliy4770]

I guess in a school where they can regrow your bones overnight there probably won't be any wheelchair users

[@chloepainter4064]

Depends on the condition though? I’m not sure the HP universe has anything for neurological conditions for example. And if they’re wheelchair bound from a dark curse, that apparently can’t be regrown.

[@Derps189]

​@@madmarliy4770 yeah... but still couldn't fix Harry's eyes

[@redpandamurphy]

Don't forget that on one of the staircases, there is a step that just vanishes, and there is also a poltergeist causing mayhem around the castle whenever and wherever.

[@kanerowan1534]

Peeves- causing danger prone mayhem since sirius Black's farther was the headmaster of hogwarts if not longer

[@alvinalcasas888]

@@kanerowan1534 If youre talking about the Sirius black aka Padfoot, Headmaster Black was his great great grandfather

[@shaunkanes369]

And isnt there like 400 stairs and most of them move

[@Chipotleadvisory]

Don’t worry about Peeves he doesn’t come up if you’re filming.

[@frantisekvrana3902]

What if we added a bunch of soul-sucking demons to the broom game?

[@damondiehl5637]

Or a dragon.

[@cantinadudes]

The dementors came to the quidditch match unauthorized. Dumbledore was incredibly angry that they were there

[@totallyblack-iz3hu]

"I honestly can't think of anything more dangerous." A snake with a killing gaze in the basement that is sometimes lurking in the pipes and hallways.

[@ValensBellator]

This sketch could be over an hour long 😂

[@JustAnotherShopaholic]

Fr

[@myersbabe24]

We need a movie just about this xD

[@tacticalpossum7090]

Now imagine an entire section of students being kept in a dungeon for the dorm, who are all poorly written to all be evil

[@xyreniaofcthrayn1195]

No not written for evils sake just people with questionable morals and ambition to get them into places of power or just really grand ambitions or the other half is written to be toadies.

[@spacewolfcub]

It hurts less if you read the first book as a fairytale, with roles sharply defined by stereotypes, and assume it was meant to be read by six year olds.

[@tacticalpossum7090]

@@spacewolfcub Luckily I did assume that. I read part of the first book in grade school and never went back lol

[@alewis7749]

There not evil, they're just following in their high ranking politically corrupt parents footsteps; an being placed in same dorm as them. Fault the parent's child rearing skills (or lack there of 🤔)

[@RamesesBolton]

​@@alewis7749 Harry is a parent of a Slytherin. I'm sure that the rich Voldemort supporting parents are in the minority and I know the school knows which students have such parents. They were just lazy and punished all of them. If I wanted to desperately fight for the school and they tried to put me in the dungeons, I'd try to resist and escape or die trying. I mean...they wouldn't murder a kid for trying to escape an unjust punishment. Right? Right!?

[@keepperspective]

So we get one of these for every book right? RIGHT? “No wheelchair access..” 😂

[@marczhu7473]

Who can be crippled when there healing magic.

[@bloodybeignet7710]

At least one per books, multiple hazards usually. Srsly how did the ministry not close it?

[@ChihShengHuang]

he forgot that every student has a magic device that is capable of killing people whenever they want

[@Good.Morning.Petty.Potatoes]

Don't forget the Trick Step on the stairs and also that one door that only opens on Tuesdays. 😅 Also, the snake in the basement with an... impressive gaze/glare. ☠️

[@ogunernile]

Umbridge carving into students with a pain pen, students dueling to the near-death in the bathroom, basilisk in the basement.....the list goes on and on.

[@waterunderthebridge2291]

"So you said that there's a hundred of this creature looking like angel of death roaming around the school and they can kill student?"

[@cinesiosilva8793]

To be fair to Hogwarts, those were there on the government's orders

[@waterunderthebridge2291]

@@cinesiosilva8793 Ministry of Magic be like: "By Merlin, there's a serial killer loose! Let's put out 200 these scary demon that can kill him but also can ruin the environment and killed innocent people. You know what? Put half of them in a school where there are 10 year old kids studying."

[@za1du]

„Oh no, they don’t kill the students, they only can and will suck their souls out wich is much worse“

[@DeimosEclipse74]

@@za1du and don’t forget to mention the fact that when they perform the dementor’s kiss (which they don’t seem to be able to stop once they start) literally is supposed to leave them practically an empty shell

[@frayacinth]

they can't be blamed for that, but they could have and should have taught every single student the Patronus Charm

[@thisistheaccountname]

The line that always gets me is when Hagrid approaches the group and says: "Big and hairy. Are you talking about me?" It was right to note him in the first audit.

[@spacewolfcub]

It’s always the ones you trust…

[@WorldTree33]

I’m pretty sure the line was “Mad and hairy?”

[@calebleeson5662]

When it’s called “the forbidden forest” you have to go, they’re asking for it

[@willc3697]

Nothing stops this man from doing his job.

[@mavenblue]

Yep. Stairs definitely missing the wheelchair access. Take it up with the building managers, they say it’s a building defect and the construction company actually filed for bankruptcy some 500 years ago. Something called a Phoenix spell.. or Pheonix company.. something with a phoenix.. I dunno.. So we’ve had to just live with it ever since. Kids seem to love it tho. They do a little rhyme before hopping on like one of those skipping rope games in those muggle school playgrounds.

[@TheWurstBrat8179]

i love that you have 69 likes so I'm disheartened that i can't give you another one for this joke. I'm always so curious how disabled people, like myself, in the UK would be able to go to Hogwarts when there are seemingly no options for accessibility. There don't seem to be any other magical schools around, so would they have to be self-taught? That's so unfair. Hogwarts is honestly so ableist, lol.

[@mac_sour]

​@@TheWurstBrat8179 wingardium leviosa yourself up the stairs, simple

[@TheWurstBrat8179]

@@mac_sour fair, like ron's enchanted flying blue car, but then you'd have to dodge the stairs on the way up, and they have a tendency to be unpredictable.

[@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106]

​@@TheWurstBrat8179 can magic fix nerve damage or impaired limbs?

[@TheWurstBrat8179]

@@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106 y'know, i have no clue. i assume there is some magic. i wouldn't want to use it though. I'm used to being this way.

[@se7enei8htnin97]

I remember playing the old Harry Potter Order of the Phoenix video game on PS2 and you had to navigate around Hogwarts, and the stairs cracked me up. I always imagined like the 2nd or 3rd best student in all of Hogwarts studying and learning spells and history everyday to become the next greatest Wizard on Earth and next thing you know-KERSPLAT!! They took a step just as the stairs shift and they died😂

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

Cushioning charms exist

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

Hell,that's probably why a flying spell is the first thing you learn

[@Heather-ip8sd]

I need a collab of him and Adrian Bliss together😫🫶🏼🫶🏼

[@princherry]

Omg yess pleaseeee

[@justwonder1404]

My phone would explode from awesomeness overdose and I wouldn't complain

[@priscillajimenez27]

YES

[@mahlioz]

YESSS

[@marlenedelgado2634]

Same.

[@murlinwolls]

The best part is that if you get caught in the forbidden Forrest, you get send TO THE FORBIDDEN FORREST!!

[@sw4194]

When the "notes" he took on the notepad show up momentarily when he flips the page 😂😂😂

[@NHarts3]

Don't forget the 11 to 12 year olds dealing with plants that can strangle them or scream them to death

[@Heroshii15]

“So your astronomy tower is open to the outside and the barriers around it or nowhere near high enough to keep someone from falling off.” “Don’t tell me…”

[@-Seaheart-]

And karma took notice of this one

[@CorpseBride-hz3bh]

What about the chess board of death and the devils snare 😂😂 plus the dementors and the classes for the defense against the dark arts 😂 there’s so much

[@DarkSpyro29]

Tbf, those don't stop teachers. They could've put something much safer in that would make students leave, though, instead of incredibly deadly defenses.

[@beastwarsFTW]

The first two were part of a privately funded venture (Nicolas was a super rich alchemist) and the dementors wasn't the school's fault because the government forced them to allow demons on the school grounds.

[@robertagren9360]

Teaching students to make instant death potions.

[@SleepyRiko]

Dumbledore "Students are not to enter the forbidden forrest." Also Dumbledore "I'll send these first years into the forbidden forrest."

[@poolkrooni]

I love how all of these were comments from the first video, down to the bludgers

[@donnalynn2]

OMG, I honestly think you have enough material to do Auditing at Hogwarts until you are old enough to retire! These are fantastic! So original (at least I have not seen any other videos like these) please make more!

[@no_name_for_no_one7466]

Mason is just a staple of this channel now. Gotta love Mason

[@goodkrange]

Are we not going to question the picture on his clip board at the start!?

[@Rosee-fd7zc]

That’s what I was thinking!

[@Yourcasualgamer-chill]

Tru

[@kaly331]

Why is nobody talking about the drawing on the front of the page when Mason lifts it up- 💀

[@DoNotDisturb33]

No one is gonna talk about that drawing on his paper??😂

[@braxtona2550]

Literally what I was looking for

[@wolfhunter191]

I was looking for a comment talking about it

[@Vixin24]

Hahaha please do a part 3! Peeves, Filch, the Dementers, Umbridge literally torturing students, the many ghosts, the mirror, etc

[@Pikazilla]

ah yes, the chamber with the kaiju glare-killing highly venomous snake

[@magnaviousyk3118]

You can't fool me with that girl sketch on your audit paper

[@itstrashboi4142]

nice to see you kept that drawing from the ink masters series😂

[@woodrobin]

The bludger is an issue, but when almost all the spectators can cast a levitation spell, there doesn't really need to be a safety net. There does seem to be some sort of fall-diminishing magic, because we see students falling from heights that really ought to kill them outright, and only getting bruises and sprains out of the impact. The stairs are definitely an accident waiting to happen, especially if a student has had a little too much butter beer before heading to bed.

[@Anon_y_mouse_the_only]

Altho I think there's no alcohol in Butterbeer so I think the joke doesn't work

[@AzraelThanatos]

@@Anon_y_mouse_the_only There is alcohol in butterbeer, it's a plot point concerning Winky in the books. There's enough in it to get a house elf plastered, but not enough to do much to a human unless they drink a heck of a lot of it.

[@Anon_y_mouse_the_only]

@@AzraelThanatos oh yeah I forgot about that

[@ENCHANTMEN_]

The Duke's Archives moving stairs in Dark Souls are inspired by the Hogwarts stairs, and display just how deadly such an apparatus would be...

[@elisebarger6090]

Hogwarts would seriously get shut down in real life.

[@nicholase2868]

They would try, but let's see the feds shut down a school of magic with huge defensive battle statues.

[@UnchargedBattery978]

@@nicholase2868and a literal forcefield if they feel like it

[@TheRenegade...]

By what authority? The Ministry of Magic is essentially a seperate country from the UK

[@JustAnotherShopaholic]

Was just about to comment this

[@AzraelThanatos]

@@TheRenegade... And the Ministry building is almost as bad with hazards

[@KeithFraser82]

"Now my colleague is going to take a look at your vetting procedures for new staff..uh-oh, I know that look. She's going to be here a while."

[@rdiyjohan6195]

I can just imagine Dumbledore being as calm and whimsical as ever saying yes to all of his questions. Love

[@SaraBlitenthal]

Wait until he hears about the goblet of fire

[@stellafanders]

These skits are so funny, only few short channels I like. I think this part was even funnier than the last one. Part 3 please 🙏

[@drizzara7345]

Omg I work in safety and these are my favorite videos!! More please

[@jefferydavidson5347]

Watching this before and after reading the books and watching the movies is so funny 😂

[@robbierowe7175]

That also reminds me I am on the book chamber of secrets in Harry Potter I only started reading like a month ago

[@DarkSpyro29]

Oh don't forget the book of beasts is actually a beast itself and will eat people if you aren't careful. "No chambers of secrets? What do you mean that reminds you?" "Well a student adopted a baby Basilisk and since we figured it was incredibly dangerous after killing a student by looking at them, we locked it into a secret basement that is accessible by the plumbing in the entire school." "...You know at this point I'm not even surprised."

[@ivantheterrible7696]

Are you sure you remember the plot right? The baby monster adopted by a student was Hagrid's spider, the basilisk had been there all along. It was Slytherin's, and Voldemort was his heir.

[@DarkSpyro29]

@@ivantheterrible7696 I thought Tom Riddle had adopted the basilisk.

[@wayfaringspacepoet]

@@DarkSpyro29 where did you get that from

[@DarkSpyro29]

@@wayfaringspacepoet Well I think it was mentioned in the movie, and I haven't read the book in years so I don't recall everything on that.

[@somedandy7694]

Also...how on earth would there be a pipe that big for plumbing? And how would the staff NOT have known it was a Basilisk?

[@barneytheblonde5252]

This feels like a documentary, it's amazing

[@Aredel]

I bet you could make a whole episode about Umbridge

[@mindypham7498]

It’s funny because in the beginning he is in the secret chamber

[@Konpekikaminari]

in _a_ secret chamber It's the hidden chamber protecting the stone in book 1, so while not book 2's titular "chamber of secrets" I do think it counts

[@scottscott7801]

Love the clipboard picture.😅

[@yellowstickers394]

Hogwarts is literally the epitome of the Ohio meme.

[@hakeempickering5986]

The fact that the black kid with dreadlocks was always in the background was really genuine to me

[@NunayahBuisness]

Aka Lee Jordan, aka Magnitude from Community, human name Luke Youngblood.

[@schattentaenzerin]

POP POP

[@spongegarr6235]

everything in the last videos comments 🤣 this is perfect

[@kaibosong6428]

Imagine his look when he finds out there are wizards and witches(students) that could hex him ANY MINUTE WHILE HE IS DOING THIS😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂AND when he finds out THEY ENJOY PLAYING QUIDDITCH 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@katelyncotten4875]

The drawing on the papers, though

[@johnsnow5125]

The production values are getting better on these

[@GldnClaw]

You guys have hit that comedy niche really well.

[@aceknightgaming1542]

Finally a government worker to protect the kids from Hogwarts.

[@hstaff3336]

You forget that Madam Pomfrey is a total badass and can literally re-grow bones!

[@-random.raccoon-]

Am I the only person seeing the drawing on the clipboard when he lifts up the paper?

[@schattentaenzerin]

Wonderful to get this second part! Please follow up the lead of the ghost of the girl that died in the bathroom. I heard she was never asked about her own murder, because she's annoying and in a bad mood. Also potions class!

[@NextToToddliness]

The way he said, "Mind telling me about that?" Made me believe he means business

[@joshuaformanek7854]

"I couldn't think of a single thing more dangerous" Light everything on fire

[@solareclipse1468]

Not the weirdly drawn and weirdly proportionate anime person on that page 😭

[@casualcouch9459]

Criminal teachers, hagrids exotic pets, the forbidden forest with no guard, the numerous secret dungeons and pathways in the school, the dementors, and peeves

[@ryanlangman4266]

Not to mention their DADA professors were: 1. Possessed by the dark lord 2. A vainglorious idiot 3. A werewolf (but good) 4. Insane homicidal death eater in disguise 5. Pure evil 6. A former death eater who murders the headmaster at the end of the year 7. A current death eater who tortures students

[@llewelynshingler2173]

A werewolf given a potion to prevent him turning into Murder Monster who forgot to use it. Lupin should have been fired, he's a neglectful dunce.

[@robertagren9360]

The werewolf should been a potion teacher but Snape is blocking any teachers from taking the position.

[@geraldpfeffer]

Don't forget that one vanishing step on one of those stair flights

[@stevenjohnston5808]

Mason is going to have a field day when Umbridge shows up

[@jasperhollow664]

You need to do the pizzaplex from fnaf security breach

[@Bishyc04]

Nah you crazy for the clipboard “art”😭😭😭😭😭

[@zacglover3345]

Just wait till he learns that there's a murderous snake in the basement

[@cocolime6496]

he answered our prayers

[@CeannAmhainEile]

Mason seems to have more of a passion for lingerie than auditing xD

[@kingtutancamon3775]

I thought the same about the stairs when I was a kid tbh

[@girlsvdwk1149]

The fact he doesnt care about any magic or futuristic stuff in any of the vids MASON IS THE GOAT Btw pls do hogwarts express and platform 9 3/4

[@garrythegoblin8162]

SAFETY AUDIT of Hogwarts. That school is freaking closed.

[@Hippie_King15]

That drawing 😂😂😂

[@itsspider0912]

I’ve seen both vids have you talked about the death eaters?

[@voltdamia8094]

The picture on the paper 💀

[@LuckyDancer7]

Anybody else catch the drawing on his clipboard?! 😂

[@chaosarrives2414]

"Don't tell him that if you're a good student, you get a time travelling device" *What did you just say?*

[@beastwarsFTW]

"He means we give extra time to students with a recording device. Magic naming is weird."