i rant about the new skywars maps for 17 minutes

[@Beppojoe]

Comboed kid: "Why hack? Technoblade: "Hacking is fun"

[@grqfes]

"hack is fun"*

[@shivery_timbers1430]

Isn’t this cyber bully the best?

[@lemondigit7309]

@@shivery_timbers1430 No no Pixelbully is the best haha

[@alectheamazing]

Beppo, more like LittleKingRyan

[@AustPro]

Hack is always fun

[@zhixunpek3200]

Technoblade:"If I'm using something it's grounds to remove it fron the game" TNT gets nerfed in bedwars Technoblade:"Noooooooooo!!! TNT was innocent"

[@kean1491]

Zhi Xun Pek but its different i would agree with that tnt did nothing

[@13375]

8:52 Wow, the animated texture of the diamond ore was perfectly timed!!

[@axenkeysaxenkeys7918]

Omg yes

[@axenkeysaxenkeys7918]

Lol

[@anonymousinc3916]

Just realized that

[@disolsole9847]

yeaa

[@marcogc2913]

Yes

[@icymix9574]

I would kill just to hear him rant abt the maps again, we miss you already Techno, keep farm potatoes wherever you are - Technoblade never dies

[@kedd1e]

who would you kill?

[@williamkarpicke2377]

I keep watching his old videos and for a while I can forget, it’s a strange thing how these videos can sort of keep him alive. Technoblade truly never dies.

[@cleoh3]

I heard heaven gives a 2x potato multiplier so I'm sure he's doing okay

[@momoreem8902]

@Archibald Shingleton how petty

[@fecker1443]

I don’t want to sound sappy but same tbh…

[@davidb8348]

I watched someone rant about new skywars maps for 17 minutes

[@saltychicken7086]

(IN THE HOOD)

[@TuanNguyen-uu7zu]

cr lol

[@BuilderJay29]

Who is he? Sounds like a nerd.

[@noodlehead6414]

filkjes DavidLB no you watched someone rant about skywars for just about 18 minutes

[@jacobborcich2695]

filkjes DavidLB who?

[@rgbtoaster9409]

I’m rewatching everything. The content is still S tier.

[@hay8630]

same ;)

[@agoogleaccount818]

@@hay8630 same

[@mnet38]

"...no matter how riddicioulus the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome theese challenges and achieve something beautiful, and one day, we'll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come..." - Technoblade (the hypixel skyblock experience

[@VaarlyYoutube]

yeah

[@durroslake1294]

yep same

[@Jaytwos]

You have a beautiful chiseled chin in that thumbnail

[@hailey-pc6ix]

J2S best comment

[@itzkennyplayz1355]

J2S rip f5

[@Aaronnnnnn]

J2S lol

[@scytherind8928]

That's his throat mate

[@thelegendaryarrox5559]

He’s the king pig from angry birds bruv

[@josephgamel5190]

my favorite part about this vid is how 3 of the final four are having a standoff then technoblade comes in and just slaughters all of them in 20 secs 9:08

[@cameliascripet8792]

"You can die for 50% off your car insurance"

[@Chickenbro69]

@@cameliascripet8792 such a great deal

[@BitzelBlockington]

The only thing I hate about Skywars updates is the fact that whenever it updates all the tryhards go online and I can't trap >_>

[@ΚωνσταντινοςΦουντας-κ9ζ]

Bitzel true

[@Amokzyy]

Ikr, ive been trying to trap for so long

[@IdkIdk-xj2vo]

true...

[@BitzelBlockington]

My hidden player trap used to work like 90% of the time but now there's so many people who actually have brains

[@Amokzyy]

Bitzel lol, today my friend tried it and actually got a kill. Wanna do some trapping wednesday?

[@flop2120]

all im saying is the main tower design is literally just dark souls since its literally the firelink shrine from dark souls 1

[@activevertex4475]

I did not know, until today, that firelink shrine was in skywars, and Im disappointed because theres no giant crow to take me back to the prison

[@GGmanlife]

Same to the both of you

[@Nsaynchkn]

agreed

[@Slackow]

"Hack is fun" made me laugh so much

[@Daddy-Y194]

Everything he says is funny

[@rakawidi]

@@Daddy-Y194 why did you reply to a comment 3 years ago?

[@rtji0]

reply is fun

[@vastery]

@@rakawidi why not

[@nazlynayeem7551]

Lol

[@rootbeerfloathaspop3301]

2017: "we are a nation of laws, you gotta respect them" 2020: "government is the cause of all our problems"

[@orppranator5230]

Well we got it right eventually :)

[@oreoshark3135]

Your late

[@rootbeerfloathaspop3301]

@@oreoshark3135 so are you

[@oreoshark3135]

Wasn’t trying to. Already watched it when it came out

[@rootbeerfloathaspop3301]

@@oreoshark3135 wdym

[@haleyys6474]

Firelink Shrine: Someone always camps at the very top of the mid with knockback Desserted Islands: I get camped by the neighboring player until the last refill Clearing: Someone chases me around the entire map the whole game so I can never regen Submerged: I always get egged off the map trying to build to mid Sanctuary: Every time I'm on this map, there's a hacker

[@salimzukari9335]

Bun every reason of them is cuz u bad but last is me

[@saltychicken7086]

Bun THIS IS WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENS TO ME TOO LOLOL

[@xapdraws]

i MIGHT be that kb abuser on fire link

[@hrg8165]

all of that is so true

[@ohyeahohyeah1369]

Bun nothing bad happens to me

[@agurker290]

who else is like this *sees techno doing skywars like it's a piece of cake* *tries to play skywars because it seems so ez* *rages because idfk everyone is 3good5me* *goes back to techno and watches him all day*

[@hydrol1539]

Sweus boi stop describing my life

[@Lotimis]

That is 100% me

[@FoldedGrain9375]

Ikr

[@imdry2169]

Not going to fight that statement.

[@danielferraiuolo5856]

I'm late. But why does it seem that everyone has knockback 100 and I have knockback 2

[@teku4180]

"y hack" "hack is fun" he just doesnt care lol

[@fallen8724]

when techno was complaining about submerged he literally couldn't speak fast enough, and i find that so funny

[@Incurring]

Technoblade's Map Idea: Literally a Survival Games map for Skywars instead

[@neverglitch4485]

😂

[@quichkx]

beans

[@Guillaume_Paczek]

Ure right

[@Domestic_Abuse]

Sky Wars without void

[@OMGoobero]

@@Domestic_Abuse so like dream mode bedwars

[@lilpix5177]

It has been 5 long years, at this time all he had to worry about was skywards maps, this man was my everything. I have “TechnoBlade never dies” on my arm. He made my sense of humor what it is today ❤️ forever in my heart, Rest In Peace techoblade the potato king

[@rawr12322]

you got it tattooed? that is so awesome. im going to get a little crown or something once ive saved enough money.

[@calebpresley8743]

I love techno as much as the next guy, I'm even rewatching his videos, but you got his name tattooed? For a guy you never met, and he doesn't even know exists?

[@gnooshguhh]

@@calebpresley8743 yea thats a little odd, unless its got a cool design

[@liamgale4561]

@@calebpresley8743 people get tats of celebrities all the time or quotes from other famous people, it's not that weird.

[@Chickenbro69]

based

[@nixtedoen652]

I tried cannoning myself on Submerged what happens? HALF SLABS ..

[@mary-lh9gb]

NixTeDoen i feel u.. ;-;

[@fishysquidman5689]

I miss TNT jumping - TapL 2017

[@blobfishchin]

FishySquidMan ur dreams are gonna come true dood

[@dragmasanimation]

NixTeDoen SLABS* Not "half slabs".

[@ultra3806]

Dragma's Animation half slab

[@cannicole]

"Nobody could do it like you" We miss you Techno, rest easy

[@yairfuchs9326]

Clearing is Tribute reskinned as Haunted.

[@chiildren8872]

Yair Fuchs u a naruto fan

[@yairfuchs9326]

was, haven't changed profile pic for a few years lol

[@gcarrafelli]

Yair Fuchs lmao beginners luck

[@herobane8030]

that's false

[@herobane8030]

why do u like anime?

[@talgamer412]

I would like to hear you rant about just one more thing... rest in peace.

[@westonlord4214]

For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life through Christ Jesus our Lord- Romans 6:23🙏

[@baconow6281]

From bird's eye view, sanctuary looks like 4 fidget spinners

[@huh6469]

why

[@samuelramsey7156]

what he said

[@catboyneilcicierega]

Lol

[@abdul_funny]

Most. Beautiful. Thumbnail. Ever.

[@thegavinator2635]

OwO

[@noodleninjachip2]

OwO

[@OhLilliee]

Me: Wanting to know who made the thumbnail "This account doesn't exist" Also me: Wow-

[@KingCheckOut]

Twitter canceled the artist

[@gamingjedi52]

@@KingCheckOut wait seriously?

[@BananaColada]

@@KingCheckOut damn really?

[@MyPing0]

12:24 its not half slabs Techno, its just called a slab. A half slab would be half of a normal slab NERD!

[@salimzukari9335]

MyPing0 ikr every yt say that

[@sander9606]

MyPing0 NERD

[@prodbyabel3068]

MyPing0 I guess Techno wasn't trying to be a nerd, because usaully, people get killed when they watch KZbin and put on Nerd Satistics. Lolz

[@steverockplayz2104]

MyPing0 THATS WHAT I ALWAYS SAY!!!!!

[@othneil2888]

yeah

[@thchildishalbino2819]

Hypixel: new map Techno: *it's just tribute with extra steps*

[@jayde8797]

Nobody: Subtitles: Welcome guys to help stir the sky-

[@cayde7853]

I like how he ignores the other players and shows us the problems of each map

[@ryaneastman1763]

Tribute + Weird Railroad Map = *Clearing*

[@zane9859]

+ Haunted

[@jazanami2806]

IzaRedPill u deleted ur vids :(

[@ryaneastman1763]

Jaza Nami i quit Im sorry.

[@jazanami2806]

IzaRedPill why tho :(

[@ryaneastman1763]

Jaza Nami I might come back but in the summer

[@ForruptedHrek]

13:02 English.exe has stopped working

[@sigilyph_with_a_gun1184]

It doesn't feel real yet.

[@refuottsffej]

Yeah

[@refuottsffej]

When i watched his final video, his dad sounded too normal... I thought technos’ voice would come in yelling,”YEAH I WOULDVE DIED ,BUT BEING DEAD IS FOR NERDZ” But it didnt happen... rip techno

[@arraza4u845]

15:21 that guy spawn 4 chicken 2 times

[@titleppl]

If I'm using something that'd be consider it as to be nerfed . . .. . . Is this foreshadowing?

[@professorhenderson7173]

Wow techno loves the half steps on Submerged. nice.

[@kronox7928]

Watching all his videos again and I gotta say skywars is my favorite of his videos

[@Ethan-ju6pe]

Techno vs Huawhi in build uhc.

[@suchattitude6756]

Just give Techno Energix

[@yuyukooyunda7476]

@ImplodingMuffin Techno vs Huahwi in GRINCH SIMULATOR

[@Zlinky.4220]

@@yuyukooyunda7476 ah, a man of culture

[@Davi.J]

Techno's plot armor makes it even more powerful when he keeps talking infront of his viewer

[@legallydeaf]

it's oddly reassuring knowing whenever I'm down, I'll always have these videos to watch

[@westonlord4214]

For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life through Christ Jesus our Lord- Romans 6:23🙏

[@zaynredwood]

@@westonlord4214 no one asked

[@float7z664]

My fav thing about technoblade are his thumbnails, they are pure masterpieces :D

[@Fishface852]

9:19 "Would you like to die? There's discounts right now, you can die for 50% off on your car insurance." 13:12 "It seems like something should be down here, but this is just a random spot on the map where you can fall through the fences, which is the only part of the map that isn't HALF SLAB. *prehistoric technoblade noise*" 15:05 "Are you...*long pause*...nice. No one could ever have dodged that lava. And, away you go.... OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO...THAT WAS SO...*obnoxious keyboard clicking*...(quietly) nice." 15:30 "That was so cool. Just had to take a moment to appreciate how cool that was."

[@gaegeg9744]

I belive he is playing skywars and sky blocks with fans while strategically planning to all go for god right now. I miss him but I know he misses us equally as much. Thanks for everything techno. I truely thank you for everything you saved my life literally. Rest easy bud. You deserve it. 💔🕊

[@shadowultimlifeform]

pretty sure he already took down every god in existence. techno is ruler of all! /j

[@morgan1740]

"i've fallen into this hole like roughly 70% of the game .. *jumps* I just did it again. I tried to jump and tripped over a half slab" LOL

[@itscybersmoke8435]

just needed tu listen this

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaa624]

15:12 it going in the montage

[@justinthepirate7998]

I miss him

[@refuottsffej]

Y’know i always thought technos’ personality was just him, and it is, but he always just wanted us to be happy. R.I.P LEGEND!

[@Pit_Winder]

rest in peace man

[@ragingsbadname6403]

I thought it said 17 minutes ago, and my heart skipped a beat and thought he was back... then I saw the full title

[@westonlord4214]

For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life through Christ Jesus our Lord- Romans 6:23🙏

[@sepiasmith5065]

his name is just AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH and I love it this was a very fun chill video tbh his personality/humor really shines

[@brynn1713]

I’m sad to say i just started watching techno after his death but im glad i am now. Thank you techno. RIP

[@ss-7162]

half slabs... so? a quarter of a block?

[@solee8775]

Techno complaining about skywars not being blitz enough is just satisfying to listen to

[@ArrowMaster_]

12:12 That gut called it and said Techno even tho he was nicked

[@Lightside001]

Miss you Technoblade never dies

[@yeezyshoes1086]

It's just unreal to watch his videos while knowing that he is no longer with us. Ive been crying and sitting on my bed for the past 3 days thinking about it. Please don't forget this man. I want everyone who sees this comment to try to spread his legacy. Tell your friends about him and when you grow up tell your kids about him. He's done way too much for this community to be forgotten. We all love you Techno, many people including me wouldn't be here without you, your timeless content and your amazing personality that entertained us and made us laugh so many times. You were an inspiration to all of us and had a huge influence on so many lives. You will continue to live on in our hearts and memories. Fly high legend. LONG LIVE TECHNO Technoblade never dies.

[@hekki2812]

When You see someone on sky wars with No pants or No chestplate you might find technoblade

[@kyscornflowers969]

is this supposed to be some type of insult

[@joegru7280]

God i miss technoblade. TECHNOBALDE NEVER DIES

[@OneGreenSeaTurtle]

Techno: "We hadn't gotten a Sky Wars update in 6 months" Clash Royale: 2 years of no major updates Boom Beach: I don't even know how long its been

[@DVM_Axolotl]

9:32 Technoblade in 2017: "We are a nation of laws, people. You gotta respect them" Technoblade in 2020: "ANARCHY! DEATH! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"

[@minefoot_yt6751]

When you think your almost done with the video but he continues to rant for 10 more minutes.

[@schachmatt1581]

On the stream where Techno discovered the new maps I thought clearing was tribute until he mentioned it.

[@ImNotDigginit]

I just realized how he takes so little damage, that's super cool

[@nosugarforyou4008]

I watch technoblade rant about the new maps for 17 minutes

[@ycgzzz4725]

anyone remember "My 5th grade teacher called me table" - Tayber

[@christopherqu7383]

Clearing is aegis without stairs to mid

[@tekochris244]

PandaPvP no

[@br1dgett]

Just rewatching his videos because the adhd vibes radiating from this man’s content can keep me watching for actual hours. He’s the only KZbinr I can just sit and watch without clicking away. He was the best, and his passing felt so sudden. I was physically shaking for hours after he posted his video. I thought it was a video saying he was taking a break from KZbin because of his cancer and how he needed time for family and things like that. My heart hurt and still hurts. Rip techno. You’re still my favorite after death and will always be that wag

[@m3lio291]

Sanctuary = fidget spinner

[@asston712]

-coffee- it's 4 fidget spinners with an island in-between the 4.

[@playj3cks]

“This map is made out of orphan tears and half slabs” -Technoblade 2017

[@will508failsatgaming]

1:47 "just kidding it's skyward noons cares." Continues to rant.

[@zForce4]

Fun fact: Submerge actually didn't break Techno's No1 rule of skywars: All the 5 midchests are at mid

[@YiftachC]

its 18 minutes you deserve more subs for this clickbait, like 3 more

[@steverockplayz2104]

nope , it's 17:51

[@steverockplayz2104]

Ik

[@samuelramsey7156]

yeet

[@sach1460]

iRektStuff nahhhh. 500 more

[@kalumW]

@@evil_mode you can like now..😔

[@akifoxdevil]

Rest well techno :(

[@chyno3546]

I love watching techno rant because it’s so true

[@tooshorttoodunk9886]

You can tell that he puts so much effort in his thumbnails just look at that art

[@somethingstuffguy4159]

9:17 teleports behind you nothing personnel kid

[@andreyche7768]

On stream, Techno told Ginger to watch Sword Art Online Abridged. He said it was a piece of art. I have watched it and it has touched my soul....thank u techno 😭

[@helenward6786]

Okay, I know this is an old video but you just seem like a chill dude and I’d 110% be your friend.

[@sami_irl]

techno: we havent gotten an update in 6 months tf2 players: pathetic

[@ethandong3892]

it took me a minute for my brain to figure out that "half slabs" are slabs. But before that, in was in a world of confusion.

[@pipopipopipopipopipopipo]

Ah yes techno's least favorite blocks: half slabs and the tears of orphan children

[@haydnadkins5007]

Techno: *sees half slab* Also Techno: *Triggered Techno noises*

[@xaviorbrown4848]

yep, sadly heard the news about technoblade. on a marathon watching all of his content again. really missed all of his out of context stories, videos, skill, and goofy thumbnails. Man would i give for all that to happen more. R.I.P, Technoblade never dies.

[@dogpasta7551]

does anyone else get annoyed when he wins and doesn't hit anything with the fireballs.

[@LukaTheGod]

I am surprised that techno haven't played dark souls because he would of talked about it when he was on a firelink shrine map

[@seol3075]

13:35 AcTuaLLy TecHno TheY R JuSt SlaBs If ThEy WerE HaLf SlaBs TheY WOod B SmaLLeR

[@rixzen1]

I freaking love it when techno talks about maps. It is a whole lecture in its own

[@lifeoutyou3406]

It’s becuase you can’t speed bridge

[@CultureDTCTV]

6:07 map names that has two words : Long Island , Frozen Throne , Onion Ring , Desserted Islands

[@stylussticc4306]

Ah, the days when techno said "I'm kiddin" after every offensive joke. How he has changed.

[@BananaColada]

Huh

[@theresajenislawski]

"I got this chicken on my side, whadda you got? Armour? Lame." just another iconic techno quote for the ages

[@riversimms8652]

Techno: i hate long briging cubecraft bedrock players: first time?

[@colederusha]

“What are you gonna do? I have this chicken on my side. What do you have, armor? Weak.” -Technoblade

[@themattster]

"why hack" "hack is fun" - The one and only Technoblade

[@lostcookies]

Ha you thing that’s bad. One of the Mineplex skyward maps has DIAMOND ORE EVERYWHERE ON THE ISLAND. So everyone just camps on their island in full diamond armour

[@sagew1312]

Binge watching his videos at work. This feels like old times again. I miss him so much.

[@Manglet762]

It'd be funny if on Firelink Shrine, they put in an NPC in chainmail armor sitting in some spots on the map, and he's just some bitter guy who constantly insults the players whenever they fail at something during the match.

[@IIlIIIIlll]

I don’t think he realizes that it’s called “ *sky* wars”

[@harrowedsun3438]

Okay-its been a few years and I just had to say. I had no idea there was a map named Firelink Shrine????? I've played skywars for so long I-

[@DarthPickleCT]

The fact he says 17 mins and we get more makes me happy