"Oh, you know. Full of ledgers." Exactly how you should respond to any question about your life.
@marcokite2 жыл бұрын
i worked in a bank in the early 1980s and it WAS full of ledgers...sigh
@kaseynaviphifer9416Ай бұрын
just like dracula.... always counting, counting, counting.... never hear him laugh tho
@hugostiglitz69145 жыл бұрын
My wife said to me the other day, you're not listening, are you? I thought, that's a strange way to start a conversation!
@lyndaclancy85315 жыл бұрын
😂😂 an oldie but a goodie 😁
@cappygolucky4 жыл бұрын
😂
@scottscott2324 жыл бұрын
Haha. I've not heard that one.
@billwellington43394 жыл бұрын
Mine normally starts a conversation with..."What did I just say?"
@hugostiglitz69144 жыл бұрын
@@lyndaclancy8531 your be surprised at how many dont see jokes on KZbin as jokes. Truth of the matter is I do what I'm told and I love it!😁
@fasteddyuk11 жыл бұрын
"And so say all of us." Paul Whitehouse's delivery is impeccable.
@MedievalGenie7 жыл бұрын
I concur.
@kasimsultonfan4 жыл бұрын
I , too concur. The spirit of Noel Coward is all over Harry's delightfully clipped delivery too. Plus a perfectly weighted soupçon of John le Mesurier , as he absently considers the ceiling whilst conversing. Capital stuff.
@henrybyrd54023 жыл бұрын
That reminds me . We're having a Silver Wedding Anniversary 'do' in a couple of weeks. I'd better discover my wife's name to have it put on the invitations. I'll go and ask her, she is usually in the kitchen. I suppose I should invite her as well.
@jackfitzpatrick81732 жыл бұрын
Sounds like my household.
@baronvonchickenpants65642 жыл бұрын
Hilarious 🤣😄
@davepowell71682 жыл бұрын
Excuse me Henry but you miss the point, on selection the wife takes the name you decide. Please call her whatever you wish and then tell her that she likes the name. This saves any confusion.
@henrybyrd54022 жыл бұрын
@@davepowell7168 Come on Dave, I couldn't really put "Thingy" on the invitation now could I?
@davepowell71682 жыл бұрын
@@henrybyrd5402 An illiterate wife incapable of spelling 'thing' or whatever you choose to call her would most certainly be handicap so I understand your dilemma. Perhaps if you didn't ever mention such irrelevant tradition she might forget? Could you you downgrade to an even less intelligent model? I'm trying to give you hope for a less troubled future but we can get attached just for an easy life. Best of luck 👍
@kojikicklighter3713 жыл бұрын
"They can go to university, and after that I'll meet them...and see if I like them."
@PeterT-i1w10 ай бұрын
at least he not gonna constantly yell at them "Are you doctor yet?" like some Asian parents would."
@Fred-t2w2 ай бұрын
The girls will not, obviously.
@Monolith19848 жыл бұрын
I love the bank manager's voice.
@mjames21175 жыл бұрын
Yes they don't make "bank managers" anymore they have total lack of responsibility now and of late they have these pratish brown nosing 'team leaders' and 'vice presidents' with no clue about professionalism/ training and how to do hard work. The modernisation ideas for banking came from America where management ideas originated from "The great American ideas of management bullshit". The bullshit is now rife in one of the largest banks in the United Kingdom and I could tell you a thing or two about the complete dumbing down of bank workers and replacing "work" with "team building time wasting bullshit" dont you know..remember banks no longer care about clients only shareholders.. tally ho!
@PiggyWiggyO4 жыл бұрын
@@mjames2117 Boy George...You got it in one!!!
@andrewphippsphillips14553 жыл бұрын
It's borderline "Kenneth Williams" or one of those he used to do. But then this is Simon Greenall, who has a wealth of voices. He's more than just Michael from Alan Partridge and that bloody meerkat from the adverts
@BOABModels3 жыл бұрын
@@andrewphippsphillips1455 he's the meerkat? Bloody hell! I knew he was Captain Barnacles in the Cbeebies series 'Octonauts'. Very underrated comic.
@paperchain12392 жыл бұрын
Sounds liks Bunny.
@amrita927 жыл бұрын
I wish we had more comedies as satire and good as this ;(
@nikkyle59792 жыл бұрын
... don't be late, or I'll be livid !!! .... Love it!
@JohnnyMarsden11 жыл бұрын
How I miss the Good Old Days
@davepowell71682 жыл бұрын
You mean that fuckawful variety TV show ?
@privatechannel84623 ай бұрын
But that was never the good old days.
@lehighguy8 жыл бұрын
"Oh you know, full of ledgers." XD
@Wrz2e7 жыл бұрын
I spat my tea out at this lol
@DanielSadjadian7 жыл бұрын
Haha
@PiggyWiggyO5 жыл бұрын
Lehman Brothers and the other banks obviously copied his style of banking.
@philiplewis72522 жыл бұрын
What a wonderful way to live!
@ShahPhilLeotardo2 жыл бұрын
“I’ll call her darling, unless she breaks some of the family crockery or loses the house key in which case I’ll call her You bloody fool!”🤣
@ginigang3 жыл бұрын
'Oh, you're a good sort, aren't you?' Imagine the kind of world where a bank manager has this kind of confidence in you.
@edwardglenn93102 жыл бұрын
Between the extremes of excessive form filling and sub-prime shenanigans this approach seems very reasonable. Why I'll take it.
@Tawny67022 жыл бұрын
Well I suppose back in the time when you were the son of sir or lord what’s his face, then I imagine it was exactly like that!
@uttaradit22 жыл бұрын
up until 1939
@chrisgeorgebrown2 жыл бұрын
This probably is not that far from the truth for the 0.1%
@rooneye2 жыл бұрын
That was the case back then!
@jonsmum55522 жыл бұрын
You have such lovely wavy hair. Lol my late father was in the RAF he had red wavy hair, a work mate of my Mum said all the ladies loved my Dads red wavy hair. 😍
@winchester92stevebrook448 күн бұрын
I had lovely long wavy hair in my youth, but sadly waved goodbye to it in later life.
@paulleoleo3 жыл бұрын
Adam Curtis nailed this in his latest documentaries... Harry Enfield is a bit of a genius in his social observations
@rooneye2 жыл бұрын
Paul White doesn't get the credit HE deserves. He's a MUCH better actor than Harry too. Harry is a SHIT actor lol
@billylapworth2 жыл бұрын
Which Adam Curtis bits are similar to this?
@paulleoleo2 жыл бұрын
@@billylapworth watch all of can't get you outta of my head
@billylapworth2 жыл бұрын
@@paulleoleo It reminds me of the Lordly Ones episode.
@DKTronics702 жыл бұрын
@@rooneye Excellent, but enough about Paul White - whoever he is, what did you think about Paul Whitehouse ?
@bondccj6 жыл бұрын
Nothing fancy just a villa on Hyde park 😂
@emjayay Жыл бұрын
Near the Roosevelts!
@fordlandau7 жыл бұрын
Don't be late or I'll be livid
@Kris.G4 жыл бұрын
livid... livid....
@MixedRogueKhorri5 жыл бұрын
Some of the best sketches
@jasenwright11783 жыл бұрын
The banker's ( Bill) promise still works for the selected few!!!
@karenrhodes8232 жыл бұрын
I've lost count of how many times I've watched this one.
@malcolmjcullen Жыл бұрын
Alzheimer's?
@winchester92stevebrook448 күн бұрын
One could perhaps invest in an abacus.
@notdaveschannel98434 жыл бұрын
Of course, Bill will just sell that loan, it will be bundled into a Mortgage-Backed Security and rated as AAA. But nothing bad will happen.
@WorldWayde12 жыл бұрын
Aaaaand it’s gone 😅
@dextor00006 жыл бұрын
RIP: Facebook and all the bloody dating apps
@PiggyWiggyO5 жыл бұрын
Yeeeaaaassss Life is frightfully simple when you have lots of money.
@Offshoreorganbuilder4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely correct, as I can tell you, from personal experience. (And what if you don't *have* lots of money? Why, then ... you're a 'bloodyfool' aren't you?)
@AndrewHalliwell3 жыл бұрын
Everyone had lots of money back then... Everyone who mattered anyway
@TheAmazingAdventuresOfMiles2 жыл бұрын
can't have that much, he just took out a mortgage!
@stevetaylor86983 ай бұрын
Even simpler when you don't have any.
@davepowell71682 жыл бұрын
'Wench' is my label for the lady in my life, l love her lots and she was almost house trained when acquired.
@marcokite2 жыл бұрын
hope she realises how lucky she is!
@eahannan2 жыл бұрын
Good opening scene to a Film Noir thriller I'd say...
@socratease14325 жыл бұрын
"My wife said to me the other day, you're not listening, are you? I thought, that's a strange way to start a conversation!" Hugo Stiglitz. I genuinely suffer from extreme Tinnitus, my response is continually, "I beg your pardon?". :D ,
@allovdem5 жыл бұрын
A 6 bed property on Hyde Park would cost in excess of £25 Million today.
@marcokite2 жыл бұрын
exactly! nothing fancy
@Viartis7 жыл бұрын
Life was so much better in those days !
@LukasOfTheLight2 жыл бұрын
I think you may have missed the point of the sketch Robert
@STho2057 жыл бұрын
That's exactly how I met and married my wife.
@MrMazhar85516 жыл бұрын
S Tho, Oh you lucky chap
@lordeden27325 жыл бұрын
YOU REALLY MEAN MADAM PALM AND HER FVE LOVELY DAUGHTERS
@paperchain12392 жыл бұрын
Probably best way.
@standupstraight96912 жыл бұрын
Certainly save a lot on dating. Looks ideal.
@MrThrib Жыл бұрын
How are John, John, John, Janet and Janet?
@Nickpaintbrush7 жыл бұрын
Oh the good old self cert mortgages!
@Gnomelander14004 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why but I’m only 13 and already feel nostalgic and wish back to the simpler times :( When things weren’t too political :(
@AR-py5cn4 жыл бұрын
The Thing ha ha good luck! Life has always been political. The thing is nowadays we have unheard of access to information some truthful, most not. Wait until you get older because you will miss these simpler old days.
@tamar52614 жыл бұрын
Except there was a war looming
@marcusblake59963 жыл бұрын
Thats Because your soul knows its living in a shit time ran by greedy soulless scumbags - at least you're not blind to it though, happy new year! 😆
@zacmumblethunder74663 жыл бұрын
When I was 13 we were going to have a 2 hour working week, robot butlers and holidays on Mars by now. That's if we weren't being attacked by pollution-mutated maggots or picking our way through post apocalypse radioactive rubble to find dead rats for supper.
@Tattlebot Жыл бұрын
@@tamar5261 You're on the money.
@Mr2at3 жыл бұрын
Ive been married 15 years, i still don't know her name, but i don't suppose it matters.
@blackfalkon41893 жыл бұрын
has she ever come out with a wild & dangerous opinion of her own?
@tonycaniggia3 жыл бұрын
@@blackfalkon4189 or lost the house key?
@harryharpur12312 жыл бұрын
D'you know I'm beginning to think some chaps are quite missing the bally point.
@marcokite2 жыл бұрын
not everyone is a good sort like you Harry
@kenneth61022 жыл бұрын
I normally apologise to get a 5 second reception with my wife. We don't talk so much now, as I ran out of things to apologise for.
@petyrkowalski98876 жыл бұрын
You seem a good sort...
@penelopegreene2 жыл бұрын
They need to show this in school.
@bbutc5 жыл бұрын
Modern equivalent: Computer says No.
@coolhand677 жыл бұрын
Rather good take on John Le Mesurier.
@martm2164 жыл бұрын
I hope she'll make him a jolly good wife, because he seems a jolly spiffing top-hole sort of chap.
@jackfitzpatrick81732 жыл бұрын
Well,she *did* appreciate his lovely wavy hair!
@martm2162 жыл бұрын
@@jackfitzpatrick8173 absol-jolly-utely! 👍
@kasimsultonfan2 жыл бұрын
Yes, he does strike me as a decent sort. His chum appears to be left handed ; something of a worry.
@IbnShahid3 жыл бұрын
God, that woman sounds exactly like Big Suze from Peep Show. Even looks a bit like her.
@organenthusiast58032 жыл бұрын
Just what I thought! Rather amazing given how long ago this was filmed.
@howardmckenna Жыл бұрын
It is her.
@richardwilliams28532 жыл бұрын
Exactly how it should be.
@puskascat5 жыл бұрын
Isn't this exactly how she ended up marrying Lord Frederick Windsor?
@marcokite2 жыл бұрын
........yes
@neilsailing3 ай бұрын
Most splendid........Happy days..........!
@MajPickles3 жыл бұрын
"Owe your a good sort, arn't you" "And so say all of us"
@ewaf882 жыл бұрын
When I last applied for a loan I don't remember being told I was a good sort
@sidewindersid41803 жыл бұрын
As a millennial I can say with much certainty that we have it far better these day's as a direct result of avocado on toast.
@kevindoran93892 жыл бұрын
I like to dip my asparagus soldiers in my boiled egg.
@ballshippin38092 жыл бұрын
And we don't need to look for a nice house to buy because we'll never be able to afford one anyway. Being a millennial is great 😁
@standupstraight96912 жыл бұрын
Yes, nice avo brunch gives you something to look forward to while she drones on about things that men dont find interesting.
@oscarvee88012 жыл бұрын
Avocado on toast with WW3 on the horizon, such an idyllic life! 🥳
@flipper23922 жыл бұрын
I'd marry her, she sounds like the perfect wife.
@MatthewRivers-Davis Жыл бұрын
As Sophie Winkleman married Lord Frederick Windsor she probably does actual live in a Villa on Hyde Park
@SaintSwithinsDay2 жыл бұрын
And that's how Sophie Wincklemann came to be married to the son of Princess Michael of Kent.
@wallaby42 жыл бұрын
"Nothing fancy, just a villa on Hyde Park or something" lol
@MajPickles3 жыл бұрын
'Owe your a good sort' '...and so say all of us'
@DanielSadjadian7 жыл бұрын
So incredibly easy.... I live how the bank manager doesn't want any kind of security for the mortgage haha
@BackwardFinesse5 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised that Jacob Rees-Mogg has not sued...
@andrewphippsphillips14553 жыл бұрын
Peter Cartwright 😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍
@zacmumblethunder74663 жыл бұрын
He only watches Downton Abbey, and that's just to watch those common oiks in their little castle.
@mohammadayub27602 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@fonziebulldog57862 жыл бұрын
Yes, life was simpler back in the days as a male. 😄👍
@wolfgangfrick45674 жыл бұрын
“Oi, did ei tell youh Ei’m getting merreihed on Seterdeih?”
@macsnafu4 жыл бұрын
Back in the days before color!
@sdry1688 Жыл бұрын
The Lennon & McCartney of Comedy
@dna9838 Жыл бұрын
This is how I imagine SNP recruiting videos
@mikemorgan78932 жыл бұрын
That’s how my parents met.
@howardmckenna Жыл бұрын
Have you met your father yet? Does he like you?
@stephenholmes10368 ай бұрын
That lady knows when's she's well off!
@TheGroundedAviator8 жыл бұрын
If anyone says this is sexist they are satirising sexism.
@TheGroundedAviator7 жыл бұрын
This film is mocking sexist views.
@TheChurchHistoryChannel6 жыл бұрын
Nobody has.
@breasthound4 жыл бұрын
Yes, but the people that do find this sexist are the kind that'll find sexism in a muddy puddle.
@TheGroundedAviator4 жыл бұрын
@@breasthound They are just the type who have a chip on their shoulder. I see it in both ways and dislike both.
@AthelstanEngland3 жыл бұрын
Not sexist at all. She’s jolly lucky to get such a fine chap.
@noname-by3qz2 жыл бұрын
The title of this video sounds just like a song I heard... "Spent my last dollar on birth control and beer... Life was so much simpler when I was sober and queer!"
@Monolith19845 жыл бұрын
And in the end I did buy a house, but not on a bank manager's cheque!
@jonathanwhite56405 жыл бұрын
Good old ursary
@petyrkowalski98876 жыл бұрын
Thank you Bill.
@ballshippin38092 жыл бұрын
So this is what life was like for the boomer generation during their younger days? Lucky bunch
@blackwoodrichmore45314 жыл бұрын
100% accurate!.
@MasterControl-MCPАй бұрын
This is how the banking crisis started 😂
@RealityCheck6T94 жыл бұрын
A woman who cooks, cleans, laughs at my jokes and looks happy and pretty Am I supposed to see a downside to this?
@serenityinside12 жыл бұрын
No mention on wether she drops her drawers and dutifully gives it up or not. I presume she would 🤔
@salvyv2 жыл бұрын
Depends what kind of value you place on sentience. I’m sure you’ll find a nice sex robot dome day.
@tsopmocful19582 жыл бұрын
Feminism tells us that all of that is worse than slavery, so now marriages and families are failing in the West.
@desiguy9954 жыл бұрын
getting nostalgic
@ajay9999993 жыл бұрын
The perfect woman where have they gone?
@almightybunny33203 жыл бұрын
They've taken husbands every one.
@jakebond22943 жыл бұрын
They were a myth.
@ajay9999993 жыл бұрын
@@jakebond2294Are u James brother?
@zacmumblethunder74663 жыл бұрын
@@almightybunny3320 Long time passing. Old bean.
@MM-vv8mt3 ай бұрын
My wife said to me the other day, "You only hear what you want to hear!", and I said, "Why yes dear, I'd love another Old Fashioned."
@paulsmith-ll9vg2 жыл бұрын
if this is how men behaved back in the time before the second world war, then i can see a woman`s point in wanting the vote and women`s liberation, and seeing sketches like this again can only remind me of when there was actually something worth watching on television, just how brilliant harry enfield is, and can only remind me that at least at the moment when i`m coming home from work at night and just want to have something to eat and turn the television on and relax, and possibly want to watch something worth watching, and there are times when i don`t always find something that i like.
@Monolith19847 жыл бұрын
I wish I could buy a house that fucking easily!
@Steve-gc5nt2 жыл бұрын
Women were far happier in those days.
@michaelmaterne2 жыл бұрын
Yes, thanks to their lovers.
@carltrotter76223 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a Fred Astaire movie.
@robertsweet52122 ай бұрын
A very high trust society!
@fletcherhamilton31773 жыл бұрын
'Wont you need some kind of security?' 'Oh, you're a good sort, aren't you?'
@matthewcasey47952 жыл бұрын
Was that Big Suze?
@marcuswalters8093 Жыл бұрын
1:03 Anyone from London knows that a "villa on Hyde Park" is insanely fancy.
@robertmoulton26565 жыл бұрын
Yes, the good old days... Notice how the country has gone down the toilet since we let them drive & vote.
@jacko74fisher704 жыл бұрын
And don't be late or I shall be livid!! Hahahaha
@diamondjoe100 Жыл бұрын
Don't be late or ill be livid 😂
@davidofergals6947 Жыл бұрын
That woman was in two and a half men
@gcooper6422 жыл бұрын
Wait, they should have got her to play the queen in The Crown!
@---df5sr14 күн бұрын
The good old days
@trucksbychoice.66762 жыл бұрын
And what would the lady want to drink!..... That aint no lady thats my wife.
@pix0466 жыл бұрын
I’m a good sort so I’ll ask the bank to lend me a million and they’ll actually gift it to me.
@MasterControl-MCP Жыл бұрын
It’s this sort of trust that’s putting us into another financial crisis.
@Tattlebot Жыл бұрын
Ordinary people were equally complicit, signing for mortgages they knew they couldn't service. Everyone is corrupt.
@McPilch6 ай бұрын
Simpler AND BETTER.
@cmasseylynch6 жыл бұрын
Jacog Rees Mogg loves this and laughs till he falls over.....i think.
@AntonHu5 жыл бұрын
Rees Mogg would assume it was real. Why not, it's how he got his wife and house.
@lordprotector33675 жыл бұрын
As long as it's not floccinaucinihilipilification.
@SSJfraz2 жыл бұрын
And yet, he has everything he could ever want.
@Loonistrator4 жыл бұрын
"What with all thehse children eneneneh en so forth."
@jakebond22943 жыл бұрын
That's what Megan told Harry.
@zacmumblethunder74663 жыл бұрын
Now we know why he styled his hair like a doormat.
@warrick1093 ай бұрын
well life is definitely a lot more complicated than it was 50 years ago that's for sure,
@jessiepinkman77364 жыл бұрын
0:22 this is Sophie Winkleman (Zoe on 2.5 men)
@johnanthonycafe2993 Жыл бұрын
Cruel but fair - their lampooning of the privileged is better than the working classes. They over reach on ignorance but get snobbishness spot on. Tally Ho!
@clivescott39325 ай бұрын
Since they never mention the working class it's hard to see how you can identify anything which is 'snobbish'. It sounds very much as if you are suffering from the politics of envy.
@johnanthonycafe29935 ай бұрын
@@clivescott3932 Check out the white trash couple that win the lottery compared to the gentlemen’s club discussing if someone’s queer or ‘I saw you coming’. You’re obviously not familiar with their body of work produced in one of the most class conscious countries in the world.
@RealityCheck6T96 жыл бұрын
Shame they don't make women like that anymore. Frightful harpies these days.
@MrMazhar85516 жыл бұрын
RealityCheck6T9, right on, good chap. Those were the good old days
@eddiecaplan19086 жыл бұрын
Quite true sadly, my wife spends often ,seven or eight hours every day,just staring blankly through the window!, it has began to unnerve me somewhat, to the point, ive considered letting her in😀
@mjames21175 жыл бұрын
Terrible spelling error old chap don't you mean Herpes?