When Porn Is Too Funny to Masturbate To - Deon Cole

Deon Cole warns his audience not to take him to a strip club and remembers watching some unintentionally hilarious porn.
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[@dariansingh9855]

Deon coles notepad bit is so simple yet so hilarious 👌😂😂

[@Mercenary-1914]

It was copied.

[@socialscientist1895]

@@Mercenary-1914 Yeah I first saw George Wallace do it. I love Deon, but it does kinda irk me that he ran with someone else's idea that way.

[@Mercenary-1914]

​@@socialscientist1895 I can't remember who I saw do it...but I remember the guy started his set with him being new to standup....and didnt want to mess up....so he pulled out a piece of paper from his pocket and said all his jokes were on it. People in the audience laughed and you can tell it put him at ease...and he went on with his set and using the paper as reference....he ended the set with how bad he sucked cause he realized it wasn't his list of jokes, but his grocery shopping list....This was YEARS ago when I saw it. I can't for the life of me find it though.

[@saramegan92]

Mercenary 1914 I remember what you’re talking about, but I can’t remember who it was. It was hilarious

[@Snollygoster-]

@@socialscientist1895 That's a pretty trifling thing to say he ran with someone's idea, especially when it's surrounded by a persona and jokes that are his own. He could have come up with it on his own, even if he didn't he took a creative inspiration from his fellow comedians, which is what they all do.

[@BoonTobias]

This guy's just so hilarious. Even when he's not delivering the joke his whole demeanor is funny. Underrated comic

[@patrickobrien5311]

"I'm just gonna leave" lol

[@Chidera.98]

I swear 😂

[@touka1669]

Oh my gawd!! I spent two days looking for the right spelling of this goddamn word and when I finally find it.. it's in the comments section of KZbin I'm CRYING lol

[@GodOfKhaos]

I totally agree! The joke delivery is just so amazing, but, he also kinda reminds me of David Blaine, in the way that most of the time, he's got this completely straight unaffected look. And it's so amazing. Not many comedians can pull that off, there are a few. Steven Wright could delivery a slew of one liners in a deadpan look. That doesn't work for everyone, though. But Deon pulls everything he does off flawlessly and... it leaves me wanting more. (Not meant to sound as bad as it sounds if you read that... lmao)

[@douchemcghee8364]

I was watching a porn video the other day and stopped what I was doing because there was an equation on the board in the background and I didn't know if it was right or not

[@yourlocalriverdaleaddict4741]

douche mcghee 😂

[@DevonnyDX]

If you'd kept going, you could've wrote the answer on the board 😂

[@douchemcghee8364]

@@DevonnyDX you stop that right now 😂

[@DevonnyDX]

@@douchemcghee8364 😊😊😊

[@techpunked]

Good Will Humping

[@zjackson54able]

Damn Deon really hit the weights after this taping.

[@TheLZempir3]

his trainer removed the lightbulb from Deon's fridge

[@davidhenline7342]

Oh man he looks completely different. Didn’t even recognize him at first....

[@ingood0867]

His current body took years to make. Good job for him

[@peacebalancetruth]

💪😤

[@willemdee]

Deon got a funny special on Netflix, I'd recommend.

[@o0oStillWeRiseo0o]

Watched last night it was dope

[@willemdee]

@@o0oStillWeRiseo0o watched it twice, it was really good.

[@Djlofton]

Thank you Jesus! Welp!

[@tproctor332]

@@o0oStillWeRiseo0o Me too..

[@TheKatarinaGiselle]

What’s it called?

[@user-lk3jn4jk4c]

“Where’s yo stache boi?”

[@sburight]

He is RIGHT about Wesley Pipes - LMAO!

[@FOH45]

ooohhhh u checked huh 😂 😂 😂

[@sburight]

@@FOH45 🤐😆

[@microtransactions2661]

You should watch his work with Sandra Ann. 82 y/o California grandma that still fucks. Kek

[@leewilson1577]

“Where my thang at ?” 😂😂😂😂

[@DiscordBeing]

They really underutilize him on Black-ish. Can't stand his char on there, but his standup is the best.

[@kylaarmstrong-benjamin5986]

He's friggin hilarious

[@COSCOSBEATS]

What do you mean? He’s hilarious on the show

[@keeshabrown7353]

I like the creepy fear he has of Diane... Gets me every time. It's never pinpointed exactly what warrants his fear but his reactions to the mere mention of her name is something else. Especially since she is a child. Bless his heart. Hehehe

[@agonleed3841]

he's underused in EVERYTHING. They play him off as the funny weird black guy a lot

[@DiscordBeing]

@@COSCOSBEATS I think his character is just very one note on the show. You know exactly how he's going to respond to every situation to the point that his character becomes a bit annoying like filler. It's a shame cos his comic chops are excellent.

[@averyplaysguitar]

Damn this is actually true, porn writers need to put in more effort to the scripts and porn actors need to do more “acting”

[@tacotacotington3638]

Theyre in porn because they failed at acting

[@sburight]

@@tacotacotington3638 Right - LOL!

[@aaronsmith1023]

Agreed! It really takes you out of the fantasy.

[@chbend]

Wait do you actually think there is a script?

[@averyplaysguitar]

chhand there is for most professional sets

[@sunniqa899]

When he said he don’t trust a black man without a mustache? I felt that lmfao

[@FOH45]

i checked for no reason to make sure mine was still there 😂🤣

[@alinalobova1001]

*Only 18* 👇👇👇 254906.loveisreal.ru

[@narekhart9862]

"Im just gonna go..."

[@gamesturbator]

That light in the refrigerator line KILLED me! I was so disappointed when he only showed up once on the last season of Angie Tribeca.

[@ErnestLemmingway]

I think Deon is one of the few comedians not affected by "the current climate". He takes me back like when CC was really COMEDY CENTRAL.

[@jhernandez7144]

Damn Deon has really got in grear shape since then. He was a regular shaped guy here but in his new Netflix special he is easily a much more athletically built man in that. Good job on the standup and the fitness Deon.

[@mlmlsmith2505]

J Hernandez doesn’t he look good in his comedy special on Netflix

[@thembelanihdlamini5395]

So it turns out I've seen the dude he's talking about... LOL

[@nduduzogasa5289]

Awe thembelani

[@ajax54]

"Seen"

[@BeauAmoureux]

😭 Bruh! That Wesley Pipes bit got me 💀! I’ve been mocking that nigga for YEARS! He be like, “Where you running to? I ain’t even got that much thang in you! I’m gone put a little bit more in there!” 😂🤣😂🤣😅

[@lucydean4028]

This guy's comedy is always spot on! Just watched his new Netflix show last night. A+++++

[@millerhxc]

That's a perfect way to end a set. Simple yet effective.

[@babayega_]

His NETFLIX special is the next best comedy show only after Eddie Murphy RAW.

[@gabexyzofficial8307]

Babayega X chiiiiiiiiiillll

[@nanyabiz6752]

Yes one of the best

[@atomlasisi4494]

Lmao no ur comment is

[@zen4189]

"Im just gon'go." lmao legendary

[@melanielebron2194]

4:22 that woman in the back looking mad serious

[@shiestysean]

This was the funniest “gimmick” ever That notepad caught the laughs alone

[@j-rockwells3807]

Take all that thang girl uppp what you do with my thang girl 😂😂😂

[@3hearts807]

The light in the refrigerator line is gold! 😂

[@eugenekun]

He reminds me of Eddie Murphy in some way 😅

[@Unseriousblkgirl]

Evgeny San lol I can see it

[@marii.spazzout]

He reminds me of Dave chappelle

[@kitcoffey7194]

Do not trust anyone wearing all white! 😆 Truth

[@agropsychonaut]

Love you man. You're up there with the big dogs now...

[@martinmbokazi8372]

DEON COLE "Usually a comedian leave on a big joke at the end,. I'm jus gonna go" . Hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[@thatguymcflizzy]

"Where is your stash?" Should be on a t-shirt.

[@brightoneasterling9304]

I came here after watching Wesley pipes wreck ass.

[@GamingWithEricBlacc]

😂🤣

[@WaldoBagelTopper]

His delivery is amazing and the whole thing with holding the list lol

[@mikedlamini1891]

He doesn't even have to try that hard to be funny

[@defcon12]

How did you come to that conclusion?

[@defcon12]

I feel like writing those jokes was a lot of work.

[@mikedlamini1891]

The delivery gave me that impression but I get your point.

[@brestondavids2052]

"I'm just gonn go...😐"😂😂

[@lelemarie6125]

Lisa Ray wears all white😂😂

[@hylla2720]

All the dislikes are black people without mustaches

[@infernape494]

Yes I do love that propeller effect

[@melanin_king]

Deon > Kevin Hart.

[@couchmayne4351]

Underrated to the max

[@chriscastro1689]

Honestly, a baller way to end the show. Respect

[@B1ackLotu5]

genuinely wondering what he's writing down

[@deaundramoon5042]

Yeah... the light in the fridge. I get it. 🤣 LMAO.

[@markdzwonkiewicz2937]

Thank you!

[@angiecrooks3618]

JUST AWESOME

[@kylaarmstrong-benjamin5986]

This guy is hilarious! And he should thank his trainer because he's hot af now! For real for real! Dean's jacked! Looks like a whole new man!

[@music4thesoul491]

So fat people are not hott? Just curious.

[@Mercenary-1914]

@@music4thesoul491 no nigga. Fat people are not hot. Now can fat people be attractive? Yes...but hot? Like on scale 1 - 10... being a 10? Nope!

[@RI.........]

@@Mercenary-1914 I'm a ten to alot of guys. I'm fat. It's all relative. what someone likes. I think tall boys are hot.doesnt make shorties ice cold.

[@JerseyGirlForLife609]

@@Mercenary-1914 LOL.....

[@TSquared2001]

Simple yet effective

[@dandaadnad529]

Oh my god I read the title and I related so much thinking of Wesley Pipes

[@RTDavis0503]

That nigga talk too damn much lol

[@T3x45.m4d3]

Lmfao this guy is funny I hadn't seen him in a bit but I remember him

[@guidoguido2245]

The "Writing-down-the-jokes" thing is so geniously hilarious!

[@GetActiveAlliance]

Uniquely made to impact the world fully; keep up the good work Deon.

[@fonzemusic3718]

I never rly understood the notepad bit, but this dude is still super funny😂😂

[@gregoryuk]

Marking the jokes that gets a good reaction.

[@Hulk2k6]

TBF, There's a grain of truth in this. You're sat there thinking "Yo, this is straight-up CORNO!"

[@raymondbenavidez6653]

Joke starts 4:07

[@adrienne0122aw]

i peed on that thang joke 😂😂😂

[@cupasmell3325]

🤣🤣🤣 I couldn’t think of a black guy without a mustache for a while. Then I remembered Andre Braugher. Thank’s recent Brooklyn 99 binge!👍

[@rawtv520]

The way he ends his shows 😂😂😂😂

[@Firegen1]

Yep new fave collected. That was funny all hell.

[@jebd3293]

Trainer: "you cant eat late at night" Deon: *big brain time*

[@mladenpenava6978]

The saving gas money bit was awesome :D

[@jio774]

Brilliant

[@Dr.MikeGranato]

Something about Deon’s act just reminds me of an intelligent, intentionally funny Kanye

[@WatsonDimanche]

I hope he ain’t just got off work 😂😂😂

[@ffffggffffgfgrrfdf]

He should have smelled his hand after shaking Wesley Pipe's hand. Just to see if he just "got off" work lol

[@megamarsonic]

lol hell no! I'd just run to the nearest sink and wash my hand off.

[@ffffggffffgfgrrfdf]

@@megamarsonic lol 😆 I wouldn't even wanna fist bump dude.

[@korydavis8137]

Classic Deon Cole. The flash cards lol

[@lgsteelo2142]

Rondo dont got no eyebrows either🤣😭

[@hueycotton]

I feel like he's an unsung great. He'd at least make the honorable mentions list of my top 5. Easily.

[@reagan3846]

The thumbnail looks so familiar mmmhhh

[@angiecrooks3618]

DEON YOU ARE 👌

[@Perfectpearl]

Wesley Pipes 😂😂😂😂

[@jordanrugz2999]

Woah, just seen his special on Netflix and he used to be big 😂

[@4driver314]

you mean smaller 😂😂

[@jgrant4736]

He looked much leaner on his special.

[@mojohvncho5418]

This is probably old

[@micahjohnsonboxing6409]

@@mojohvncho5418 I'd imagine, the movie he talked about was like 2010

[@csarpalace1518]

I'm just gonna go. Epic!!!

[@robinjones6576]

Gang Gang.

[@muppeify]

Robin Jones buzz buzz

[@mateobanda6808]

"Where the f*ck is your stash @"?

[@diedreacampbell98]

I'm dying 🤣🤣

[@bocowan9106]

I love this 😂

[@christopher-kh4nt]

This dudes funny as hell lmao

[@lawnmowerman8922]

Deon, why is it when I'm showering and I'm listening to youtube on my phone you show up with your old spice commercials? Listening in on me

[@natalied6923]

That was funny as hell

[@rawkboikorpvillalobos5255]

You're Cleveland brown from family Guy!!!!!! I figured it out!!!!!

[@wellingtonlewis9040]

I thought about that too

[@damien2729]

Too Funny lol

[@keonnewilliams9511]

Super funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@isaacconnie805]

I’m so glad he got in the gym 💯

[@futureprimitivepast3044]

“My soul to take” is a god awful movie.

[@joelsorto5303]

Lmao! I have a mustache and i find your comedy hilarious.

[@RJMPictures]

Dude is so ripped now though lol

[@michaelmuli265]

hahaha, you jus made my day one day to 2024.

[@andrebailey4169]

Bro eating real good here 💀

[@YoDeMoxie]

2:08 LMAO! I miss dad bod Deon.

[@sibanalothman2679]

I got 3d at home

[@Zgamer7]

WTF is D wearing?! Dude usually be clean but wtf was my dude thinking with this fit?😂

[@UnexpectedWonder]

That one White Lady was dyin'. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@lilbuckarooski4834]

XD I KNOW WHO HE'S TALKING ABOUT

[@Vision-nr8zy]

Ok i see he hit the gym up

[@dagdar9392]

Where u stash @😂😂😂

[@hyperboi87]

I didn't know he used to be bigger, he got in super shape in the next video after this

[@rawuncut6890]

WELP!....

[@crystalfunky]

Dude looks like Denzel Washingtons younger brother man.

[@markdzwonkiewicz2937]

Real.

[@bahle3795]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm just gon go

[@LilithGrey...FromHell]

Where your stache boy lol