When the Boss has a Second Phase

[@DiabloDex]

Jesse, we gotta cook elden ring memes jesse kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJ3WZJyhh9SefZYsi=I2Nyy-_Ugr0tNYfB Subscribe and share! Thanks for the support

[@FF-ch9nr]

Malenia: lifesteals even when tarnished is blocking Jesse: SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[@DiabloDex]

Before this patch was even worse, the lifesteal was on even without touching the player

[@InfinityZeroEX]

@@DiabloDex pretty sure that was unintentional when patch 1.04 dropped and then they fixed it later like the Hidden Cerulean Tear.

[@DiabloDex]

Ye it was unintentional

[@xnotasweatx]

Lifestealing when hitting a spirit without blood

[@jackjohnson8305]

Who's this Jesse people keep talking about in the comments

[@cholze9146]

After 100th attempts “Say my name” “You’re Malenia, Blade of Miquella” *You’re goddamn right*

[@maxmad1078]

"And you are the one who knocks!"

[@doctorenvy9650]

tfw someone finally uses "you're"

[@SnakeEater776]

At least she makes sure that you definitely know "I'm the blade" "I'm the demigod who infected radahn"

[@professional_sufferer]

@@doctorenvy9650Your comment is a year old, but I must agree. The word ‘you’re’ is underrated.

[@seanboy4386]

Come on man don't blaspheme God's name he's better than that you better than that! ❤ Is he not Always there for us ❤

[@treedestroyer]

Very accurate, especially the noises at the end

[@DiabloDex]

That's the same scream i did

[@luke_vk]

🤣💀

[@Sonichero151]

I never knew Bryan Cranston could make those noises...... my ears have been blessed

[@Kauric]

Hahahaha me too

[@thegoonbats]

I don't know if I laughed more at the actual video or your comment 🤣🤘

[@WALTERRIFIC]

“We have rot.” -Walter White

[@DiabloDex]

"We are rot" - Venomussy

[@djw_tekken8490]

Nah mid diffed her with magic build actually lol😂

[@djw_tekken8490]

​@@DiabloDex wanna see how i beat malenia?

[@rjd4985]

me: You and me; we're done Malenia: We're done when I say we're done

[@DiabloDex]

Lol

[@leociresi4292]

Behold my wings of rot!

[@realkingofantarctica]

"Jesse, use Rivers of Blood!" "I can't Mr. White, I'm all out of Cerulean Flasks." "Dammit Jesse I knew I should have used Mimic Tear!"

[@piercefequiere8671]

Mimic and rivers of blood was op. Melted her in like 5 tries.

[@STOPSYPHER]

@@piercefequiere8671 so I’m just bad then lol

[@bankaihampter2802]

@@piercefequiere8671 same, 2 tries with mimic, next 2 alone to learn her a little, and on 5th she died

[@dogeboi6094]

@@bankaihampter2802 Maybe I am Garbage

[@al_7396]

died to her 15 times with a Moonveil build switched to a rivers of blood build and beat her first try lol

[@kadeweezywoodward9485]

Even though i always expect a second phase, i think i was coping so hard that i convinced myself i won after she took a knee.

[@DiabloDex]

SIKE YOU THOUGHT

[@princephantom5611]

Queue Tyler the creator

[@blackwoodsecurity531]

She was just praying... ...for you

[@wardoggaming42]

Malenia: *Kneels down* "Call an ambulance", *2nd phase activates* ,"But not for me."

[@thegamesforreal1673]

To be fair, Elden Ring really jebaits you with Malenia. She's the only boss in the game with a full second healthbar, unless you count Radagon/Elden Beast. All the other multi-phase bosses go into the next phase at certain hp thresholds.

[@Robkinggozer]

Are you tired of being killed over and over by the 2nd phase of a certain boss? Don't just sit back and take it like a tarnished, get yourself justice now. Better call Saul!

[@DiabloDex]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@666HeroHero]

Better call Mimic!

[@Sorrelhas]

You could sue the Boss for moral damages, maybe turn it into a class action lawsuit if you get a few summons going! "But Saul, how can I sue the boss? I haven't reached it yet, I have no skill", well, that is a question I'd like to answer personally! Better Summon Saul!

[@vernonsmith7345]

Let me Saul-o her?

[@emeraldday4755]

Let me Saul her

[@Bumbum_Inspector]

I will never get sick of these Breaking Bad memes. This was 10/10.

[@DiabloDex]

Thanks

[@Rodrigo-jd2wg]

and i will never get sick of the comment section in these videos, they make the video even better

[@shawnkemp6775]

“You’re a Godskin Noble, Jesse!” “A what?” “You’re a Godskin Noble! Not swift, not cunning…but the Godskin Noble has a secret weapon doesn’t he? What does the Godskin Noble do, Jesse?” *sigh* “I don’t even kno-“ “He puffs up, the Godskin Noble puffs himself up four, FIVE times larger than normal!”

[@verdunian595]

Wildly underrated comment

[@huckmart2017]

😂

[@harmhoeks5996]

Become god by skinning the gods. Lookup godskin latin lyrics

[@LosCoombs]

IM A GODSKIN NOOOBLE!!!

[@aceoffours9354]

@@harmhoeks5996 There are no latin lyrics. The guy who “proved it” made it up. He doesn’t even speak Latin.

[@K1_Holzken70]

I remember before fighting her thinking "so this is the supposed most difficult boss in the game huh?, we'll see about that" took me 3 days to beat her so probably yes

[@DiabloDex]

It took me 4 hours but i had frost whip

[@0LyricsMusic]

@@DiabloDex At least you admit to having them. But you still had to learn how to dodge water flow dance so as long as you didn’t have bloodhound step be proud

[@DiabloDex]

Lol

[@jayblack5942]

@@0LyricsMusic what about mimic tear +10 on a bleed build?

[@DiabloDex]

No

[@masterzombie161]

Lady M: I have never known defeat. Dafeet: I uhh seem to be in the middle of something.

[@DiabloDex]

Ahahah

[@salvale9184]

Kid named finger:

[@MTown587]

“There’s really no need to..” *gets killed by waterfowl dance*

[@victora.1329]

I still haven't recovered 😭

[@Rodrigo-jd2wg]

😥😭

[@ThisIsPampkin]

that wait and turn was just perfect

[@DiabloDex]

Yea lmao

[@Moongazer980]

I love that you can hear her get up from the water while they're celebrating 😂

[@thelegendofpit]

I almost started crying when I finally killed her after hours of attempts only to see the cutscene start

[@CrossWindsPat]

This... I should have known better too... I genuinely cried/laughed for a few minutes after she killed me of course.

[@shagarumedic]

Saving Malenia for last across all the remembrance bosses is something I always look forward to in each NG cycle

[@DiabloDex]

All remembrances speedrun any %

[@shagarumedic]

@@DiabloDex lmao ER NG+ in a nutshell

[@kytsunee6324]

No joke, she’s the worst designed boss that FromSoft has created in the past years, and it’s all because of a single goddamn move and another mechanic 💀

[@Olympxc]

@@kytsunee6324 nah she's fair. I hate radagon and elden beast. Radagon had some super slow attacks and some quick attacks which is annoying af. Also most attacks being AoE attacks. Elden beast is just a pain in the ass because he runs away the whole fight and also has those star attacks.

[@messaros715]

@@Olympxc Malenia isn't a fair boss since she can cancel her animations like attacks and staggers to dodge or blocks your attacks, being unable to break stance in hyperarmor frames. Without mentioning that she can cancel staggers or being on floor to start the Waterfowl dance in the player's face meaning an almost secure lost. Even if it's possible to dodge the waterfowl from really close range it's kind of tricky and probably not even intended by the designers.

[@purpleomlet]

This reminds me of the first time I beat Sister Frieda's second phase. I was so excited, I got a Titanite Slab, and I was on top of the world. Then I noticed Gael running to something as a new health bar appeared on my screen.

[@wesleywilcox8829]

Oooofff I’m sorry

[@thegamesforreal1673]

That is still my most memorable moment in FromSoftware's catalogue. Getting a slab as victory-bait and then slamming one of the coolest looking fire moves on me in gaming history was just jaw dropping, and that feeling of "But... But... I'm all out of Estus!" as she slowly stood up to do it was just icing on the cake.

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

Another terrible From boss with one phase too many.

[@samihade2853]

A 60 vigor tarnished opens the fog gate and gets 1 shot and you think of that of me? I AM THE ONE WHO ROTS.

[@DiabloDex]

Ayayayayay

[@mattsherman4964]

0:11 How their faces go from joy to pure fear when she says “wait”

[@Sarcastican_]

One of the few moments where Walt joins in and celebrates with Jesse.

[@adamfowler350]

Lol they actually turned and looked like Melania was really there

[@ggforme1337]

Should have thrown in the “He can’t keep getting away with thisss!!!!”

[@Mrvanleeuwen]

I’m stoned as hell and that “wait” in my left earbud scared the shit out of me 😂😂

[@DiabloDex]

Yoooooooo Hope the weed is good

[@elerrwi44]

LMAO walter's anime girl scream took me off guard 😭😭

[@DiabloDex]

Loll

[@MrAdamo]

SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[@DiabloDex]

SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[@Whyking_82]

" in gaming trouble ? Better call let me solo her"

[@lillith3159]

SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAYY WITH THIIIIS!!!

[@maxmoralescastro9876]

This is even more funnier if you think about Sister Frida and her third phase, you even get the item and really looks like you beat her

[@LoraLindemann]

Have you seen that video where a little boy who plays great chess is told that he has to face an opponent and suddenly Karpov appears and the kid starts crying? Well, that's how I felt

[@Spicy_Shinobi]

💀

[@bizarro_raven]

This fight gave me chronic headache pain for life

[@Alamo-a2a]

Sister friede getting up for the ground after you beat her twice

[@dodo2829]

This is the moment hiesnberg became husseinberg.

[@kresna7493]

For anyone feeling bad for struggling with malenia, just know that out there there's a guy who took around 20 hours trying to beat her. This guy's using bloodhound step and blood uchigatana on the right hand and moonveil on the left hand. This guy is me Edit: i think its more than 20, perhaps around 30 hours, yeah.

[@DiabloDex]

Jeeeeez Good try anyway

[@kresna7493]

@@DiabloDex thx man. Bright side's i can memorize all of her attack patterns, including the series of attacks. Think im gonna give another shot with a more challenging build on my +ng3

[@DiabloDex]

Help people through summon so u get op better than let me solo her

[@EDCaub]

Took me 274 tries over the course of 8 days. I think it was roughly 15-20 hours. You're not alone! Yes, I tallied all my tries to know the count.

[@DiabloDex]

Damn

[@Гпник-д3ч]

This is so accurate. LMAO

[@DiabloDex]

Best cutscene and boss

[@deskinem_rooted]

Me and my mimic tear

[@DiabloDex]

Same for me

[@Zoiberg-nm5tr]

Yes, exactly frame by frame what happened when I played for the first time with my friend

[@DiabloDex]

I played alone with my mimic friend

[@Zoiberg-nm5tr]

@@DiabloDex sometimes Your best friend IS You

[@DiabloDex]

Esactly ahahahaha

[@BlacK40k]

Did you also squirm like bryan cranston did?

[@sprmax87]

DS 3 players on sister Friede: "First time eh?"

[@Nomad-vc6hx]

Jesse gave her the chili powder instead of the ricin

[@fabricioresmini1542]

me and my mimic tear on my first time playing the game:

[@GameMakerGuy]

Imagine falling fighting somebody, then they just strip down but naked and are somehow stronger

[@HenrikoMagnifico]

She can't keep getting away with it!

[@godzillafinez4370]

0:02 sounds like lazarbeam and I won’t let you unhear it

[@kattastic9999]

When the music flared as the flower bloomed I literally yelled "WHY DO I HEAR BOSS MUSIC"

[@DiabloDex]

"wait" "oh sheeeeet"

[@niizzy7485]

sekiro homies remembering the true horror of isshin

[@AlaskanGhost]

The sheer accuracy hurts.

[@scorcher117]

Actually me, I shouted out loud in excitement when I finally beat her, the first phase was so hard that I didn't believe there would be a second, even after the wings Appeared I thought she was just gonna fly away and have a second fight somewhere else.

[@-_caioworld_-re969]

0:19 This perfectly depicts the 2 types of Souls players, the normal ones who suffer with the danger and the masochists who laugh with it

[@djehfksbejdb]

For Jesse it should've been the "HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS"

[@Porkishi]

The fact that I had a dream where I was fighting Melania shows how long I was stuck on her… only to find this out

[@navipubgm7389]

Bro that mayweather girl scream at the end got me good 😂😂😂

[@fitzwilliams4215]

Scream at the end is the most accurate part🤣

[@cdubbz5923]

Me and my mimic tear:

[@Ryuuijin]

I AM THE ONE WHO ROTS!

[@DiabloDex]

Nice one

[@stickman6788]

The first time she said "wait", i knew shit was about to get serious

[@notsosolimshady21]

My new favorite edit of anything 😂

[@angelos9129]

thats so fucking relatable

[@DiabloDex]

fr tho

[@angelos9129]

@@DiabloDex still gotta beat fire giant

[@DiabloDex]

Bleed is da wae

[@KeshaWannabe]

whyvdid i read this in a british accent

[@thebrickmaster7403]

My and my mimic tear:

[@captainhat760]

I beat her first phase on the first try and then it took me over a week to finally beat her. Now THAT was a darn good boss.

[@Ryan9193-RAS]

Me and mimic when phase two comes out of nowhere 👁👄👁 👁👄👁

[@kolboi7097]

Me to my mimic tear:

[@DiabloDex]

Same same

[@TheDepressedHollow]

Jesse = Mimic Walt = Me

[@DiabloDex]

Sup dude! Keep up with your vids!

[@PabloLeva-zy8nj]

I jumped when i heard the “wait” on the left ear hahaha

[@alexandro1175]

This is a masterpiece

[@SquareNevada1]

After the 12th time being waterfowl: "she cant keep getting away with this!

[@ThatSoulsGirl]

Remember Sister Friede? Surely there can’t be a third-

[@zaneheaston8254]

And then theres Nyx Avatar from Persona 3

[@chloeplaysacnh]

My flesh and my will to live is being consumed by the scarlet rot

[@CharlieBrown20XD6]

Tips for everyone: Gold shield you get from Four Belfries boss can block most of her whirlwind attack. After that just use Tiche since she never gets hit, spam blood flies and keep using that Blasephemous Blade special attack!

[@datemasamune2904]

Walter gets one shot on first try. Gus: You are not a cautious man, Mr White.

[@gumtoonistbeats7842]

This is how i see making it to part 2 on the final algebra exam

[@DiabloDex]

Ahahahha

[@kingcobra2858]

That squeal! XD I thought Jessie would say his "he cant keep getting away with this" line but that squeal. hahahaah

[@marchmelloow]

"Oooh, I get it: she's just a _really_ tough 1 phase boss. The healing she does _is_ her phase 2. Phewf, for a second there, I thought she'd have a second phase after this." - Me after finally getting her to 10% HP after days of fighting her.

[@LPDarkSoulsHD]

Malenia: It's over... When I say it's over.

[@SonicSaltyStryker]

(After dying to Waterfowl Dance for the 50th time) Tarnished: SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT..... SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!! Black Knife Tiche: She won't. You wanna see her burn? Let's do it together.

[@IRaul]

YOU CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIIISSS!

[@ineverletup5316]

The walt scream 😂

[@alipersia9]

"Boss defeated" We did it Mr White We? there is no we

[@thephoenix4093]

If I wouldn't have known each boss before Fighting him especially malenia that probably would have been my reaction.

[@DiabloDex]

Loool

[@MaxFri2109]

incantation of flies and bleeding, it passes by itself

[@Sunnyislive25498]

Accurate.

[@AmmAro-qp6tn]

He can't keep getting away with it 😭😭 He can't keep getting away with it 😡😡

[@Mysticleo42]

The fucking screaming at the end 🤣🤣🤣

[@ReyaitheShadowWolf]

You really expect the boss to have only one phase when that one phase ends with a cutscene? This is still hilarious, either way. ^^

[@ChristianSckorn]

Radahn ends with a cutscene, and has one phase.

[@ReyaitheShadowWolf]

@@ChristianSckorn What I mean is that phase 1 ends IMMEDIATELY with a cutscene. No message that says "Great Enemy Felled"

[@ventusvanitas7544]

@@ChristianSckorn he has two actually

[@The_Stickle_Cell]

@@ventusvanitas7544 he actually has 3

[@ventusvanitas7544]

@@The_Stickle_Cell what?

[@porcamadonna8157]

"I am Malenia Blade Of Miquella and i never known defeat" Me: oh alr then i go away bye bye.

[@J1283-s1k]

It's Jesse's knowing smile what gets me.

[@kokilalf01]

And that explosion right after will send you back to phase 1

[@Felipe-jm4ir]

The screaming is 100% accurate.

[@todd3143]

we all know that walter will just inhale more blue and spam all the crystal spells in the world

[@Sigh95]

*Spirit Ash Dies* “No. No no no no no. Not Now!”

[@fallennarcotic6981]

I like how walt is like having a breakdown but jesse looks like saying you really wanna have it this way huh?

[@NARCOTICjungle]

Sound like when Mayweather screamed when bitten on the glove lmao

[@a5tr3x53]

Walter screaming was the cherry on top

[@twixmaestr7605]

And guess what? The waterfowl dance has Scarlet Rot, she has a new really dumb attack, AND, best of all, she doesn’t get staggered every single hit bc she has more poise!

[@outsiderx7576]

Now you will witness true horror

[@takoyakiiii]

My therapist needs a therapist after this

[@DiabloDex]

Daaayyyuuuummm

[@DiabloDex]

Doctor call a doctor

[@harmez7]

that cry sound is funny AF

[@GautamRajput-wz3mf]

Meanwhile Let me solo her, ' I'm not the one behind the mist, I'm the one who knocks.'

[@anthonyheffron5500]

They can't keep getting away with this

[@moonwolf8470]

More accurately, when the boss has a second health bar.