When The Unit's Sensing Session Gets Out Of Control

[@joncoda365]

"I'm throwing everybody under the bus. Everybody gonna get that work!" My troops are always talking about your videos man. Hilarious!

[@ghostbear200123]

"How the hell is my wife 9 months pregnant when I just came back from a 12 month deployment"❓ 🤣🤣🤣

[@swdist68]

Jody is a foot

[@shaunford8529]

can't tell you how many times i've seen that

[@sevans0541]

ghostbear200123 jody didn't bring his pull-out game😝

[@JSmedic1]

+shaun ford ... I know, right! I saw that alot, too when I was overseas. I had no idea some spouses could be so shady.

[@ghostbear200123]

Michelle Johnson At Camp Pendleton, we called them West PAC Widows. Their faces would rotate at the SNCO and the other clubs as units deploy.🍻

[@roadhouse6999]

"I thought we was just doing introductions." I'm surprised no one else caught that

[@lesliegrigg614]

roadhouse699 the best part!!!

[@tr4480]

I have heard friends in the military (I am not military btw) say these exact things. But what kills me is the reactions of Muse and Thomas especially when Muse mumbled "I thought we was just doing introductions." LMAO.

[@livinglovinR]

I did lol

[@gambino9129]

“Because you harassed me to get me pregnant, and you harassed me to get it done!” *Almost spits out alcohol*

[@joshuaattractsmoney]

Man. That's crazy😂😂😂

[@saintsinningsword]

Found it funny but sad.

[@CHITOWN8072]

Shiiiiiiiiiiit you ain't gon catch me slippin like that

[@Floperatorreaper]

"how my wife 9 months pregnant but I just got back from a 12 month deployment?!" "man that's your fault you met her on backpage!"

[@Akumaa2000]

Kevin Meza when my unit got back to Fort Stewart GA (24 infantry division) after desert storm, i found out a few of my friends was in that same predicament.

[@CHITOWN8072]

@ComocosonoEWL damn!

[@fraz72]

And Jodi pulled her out the club and knocked her up while you were gone 🤣😂🤣

[@prettyboyjeremy]

Yep sounds exactly just like my last unit. "I'm throwing everybody under the bus!"

[@terellslaughter6567]

Yellow "Eeeerrbody gettin' that work"! 😂

[@thatoneguy1741]

Terell Slaughter lmfaoo that part had me weaakkk 😂💀

[@keithmaxeiner]

Nah my unit dont tell the sergeants anything.

[@antoniobezares6730]

How my wife 9 month pregnant we just came back from a 12 month deployment lmao seen that so sad it's true I'm done.

[@harshbansal7982]

terry waller damn thats bad .

[@orgeebaharvin4883]

For those who have never been in the military, this happens ALL THE TIME😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂! I'm speaking truth, 20+ years retired Army 🤗

[@Akumaa2000]

Orgeeba Harvin agreed, on a daily basis at that...lol.....retired army since 1992.

[@damienirvin95]

Never had this in the Marine corps😂 but would've been hilarious

[@oleskool61]

Yes it does, 4 years army and 27 air force. Ive been retired since gen 2012.

[@unknownman1035]

oleskool61 you like the Air Force better? I though about joining.

[@orgeebaharvin4883]

@@unknownman1035 I'm retired Army, I was also a Recruiter for the Army. You have to find what's best for you. How long do you want to stay in and what does your family think?

[@Fvtfvt]

Whys the building layout look like a swastika , had me dieing lol!!

[@TheNavycorpman]

god that meme went around the ship for months.

[@maxm3445]

Fvt24 fvt24 these voices get me

[@factsoverfeelings1776]

North Island barrack buildings to be exact.

[@YonsLife]

Fvt24 fvt24 hh

[@timothysmith4260]

@ComocosonoEWL RIIIIIIIIITE.

[@s79b30]

Screenshots that would destroy the lives of half the people in my platoon. I ain't trying to let em go for free!!!! LOL

[@LDrumsOhio]

This happened to my unit during OIF2. The CDR made the mistake of holding a sensing session.. I pretty much went in on him dogging him out for never leaving the FOB; telling him I didn't respect him because of all the stupid shit things he'd said and done including: 1.) Taking his 9m ONLY on a convoy, leaving his M16 in his wall locker - When asked he said "well I'm a better shot with my 9m". 2.) Proclaiming he'd mastered being a commander and soldiers don't surprise him at all 3.) Sending elements of our unit to FOBs in the middle of an attack for a public relations mission over and over again 4.) Denying leave and 4 day passes to some soldiers, while giving a certain female extra treatment (I filed an EO complaint about that one later one) 5.) Threatening soldiers with demotion and being chaptered for bullshit Suffice it to say... he didn't really like me after that...

[@CHITOWN8072]

Hell yeah bro you was putting in that work!!

[@zachjones6944]

Sounds like a promising Field Grade!

[@AdolfSchicklegruber]

Sounds like standard Army Captain behavior. True moronic psychopath. I’m glad you made it home!

[@LDrumsOhio]

@@AdolfSchicklegruber thanks! In this case he’s was a warrant as my field our commanders are Warrants and only Commissioned were in DC/NY/Heidelberg. After our next deployment he mad CW4 then for sent to our Schoolhouse to work on a project that pretty much created so he’d meet retirement and not endanger anyone else. It’s been 15 years and the whole unit still hates his guts.

[@moonshinershonor202]

Your Honor they had it coming.

[@niyahkelly7983]

“WHAT I DO WITH OTHER PEOPLE WIVES IS MY BUSINESS! NOT YOURS!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I died

[@MikeArcher_HauntedSoldier]

Lmao. In all my 20 1/2 years in the Army, this was a perfect representation of a sensing session while in recruiting!!

[@mysordowns01]

lettuce bacon and government travel 💀💀💀💀💀

[@Wavemaninawe]

😂😂

[@royg3628]

😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@QualityBuddy]

Oh my good 😂😂😂 I can't breath

[@B-MoreCity]

😂🤣

[@marquisfripp3864]

Read that as soon as he said it

[@county365]

Man Muse's face during that whole thing & then pouring out of the flask was hilarious.

[@Mysteriouslydangerous-d6f]

vintage6string1 lmao

[@BioTechEntertainment]

"I got screen shots that'll destroy half the people in my platoon and I ain't bout to let them go for free." lol

[@djbreal87]

For real, when I came back from our first deployment we had the sensing session and let me tell you. Our 1sgt, was doin some wild shit down range, drugs, sleeping with soldiers, abusing his rank etc. So when he walked out and we were left alone and they started asking us questions about anything that went down, shit was a witch hunt. Freaking NCO up front taking notes jaw was dropped the entire time. I saw my 1sgt that morning for PT, I never saw him again lol. By the time we got back to our company his office was packed and he was gone. No one really knows where he went.

[@Bluecatte]

I got two guesses and they both rhyme with "Fucking Jail."

[@brucechmiel7964]

@@BluecatteLegends say he's still turning big rocks into small rocks.

[@moonshinershonor202]

Jody

[@danielcleaveland3240]

He made CSM

[@smoke301]

The LGBT line had me LMMFAO

[@koinma]

LMFAO!!!! HA~!

[@ghostbear200123]

Abortion receipt. Break out the flask.🥃

[@kingartison]

ghostbear200123 that was the funniest shit I heard in awhile

[@jendeh1000]

I didn't know abortion clinics gave you a receipt.

[@EnoughSaidNoNeedToDiscuss]

ghostbear200123 🤦🏾‍♀️ smh

[@koinma]

"Man that's your fault you met her on backpage" LMAOO!!!!!!!!

[@kbm5134]

Thanks!

[@covingtonjr]

OH NO. You got to do a part two of that, but longer. Thanks

[@Akumaa2000]

covingtonjr agreed.....please do.

[@belafonte5519]

lettuce bacon and government travel

[@2010bigdon]

Akhnaton boy i was done after that 😂😂😂

LBGT really means Liquor Bacon Guns and Tits.....if THIS is what is happening to my Army, I'm glad I speak Russian. All these fools would be in front of The First Soldier getting their shit tightened up..........

[@JSmedic1]

J Mireles ... Yeaaah ... You sound like an IG/SHARP complaint waiting to happen.

[@haroldtaylor6022]

J Mireles nah the service is good just leave

[@KingTheInferno]

J Mireles Preah!

[@stevenlillard4243]

"why can she wear dreads and I cant? BECAUSE YOUR WHITE" I'M DED...

[@spectre722]

hehe casual racism funy

[@youtubesucksbutts]

@@spectre722 You wanna go ahead and tell everyone what you mean by that?

[@psychopompous3207]

It's because "You" white. Not "your"...Hell, even your wrong word choice is the wrong choice "you're"

[@robopiplup5193]

​@@spectre722This but unironically

[@fourtwentyborn]

you met her on backpage lmfao!!😂😂😂💀

[@Akumaa2000]

What’s backpage ?

[@metaldfriend9692]

Akumaa2000 probably some shady shit.

[@_meangreenjersey973]

Jose Aguiar 😂🤣

[@DrAnimePhD]

I love that Sgt. Muse just looks so broken throughout the whole session, like “it only goes downhill from here.”

[@antwoinemarshall4955]

Bruh, this never gets old. This could be their best video.

[@oiuytv]

Ask that dude where his combat patch is????😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Damn I miss the Army!!!!!

[@iamsire7586]

"Where's his combat patch!"😂🤣😅

[@JB-lr9lx]

I finished my 3 years in '74, it felt like a jailbreak when I got out of the Army. I see Jody is still operating, nothing changes.

[@TigerBaron]

The military is just one big dysfunctional family dude I swear.

[@prodigal1970]

Exactly fam, just what I have always witnessed.

[@joseruiz4026]

That's what's so good about the ums military!

[@Rick_Sanchez_C137_]

Dysfunctional and special needs...

[@JohnSmith-dq7ju]

..... That's the whole point

[@aircablenetwork8581]

Exactly. BROTHER!!!

[@Deshea911]

Sexual harassment?! Abortion receipt?! Shit I'd start drinking too! Lmao

[@muffinmanwolfe1737]

Our last sensing session was the exact opposite. It was lower enlisted giving legitimate concerns, and the command team telling them their concerns were invalid and they had "no idea what's going on in the background." Now I wasn't there as an NCO, but every soldier I talked to said the same thing.

[@Therecenter]

I will never forget the morning we did "Victory Tower" .The Cadre got a first aid dummy and dressed it in BDU's and carried it to the top of the tower(about 100' up) and as we were marching in company formation to the tower although we were still about 1/4 mile away, The Drill Sargents and the dummy were at thw top of Victory Tower and they were screaming at the dummy"You are going to go Private"and then they threw him(first aid dummy dressed in BDU's )from the top. And from our view it looked just like they had tossed a real Private from the top!!

[@oarias5158]

😂this was like my company for the first two years i was there. Man this shit is true!!!

[@Ishmachiah]

Trust me Yusha, it's not only the US Army that's like this. The Canadian Army could give you a run for your money.

[@SpiritussMTRHAH]

Mr. Eniwetok is he really a army vet

[@Ishmachiah]

An army vet* And yes, Yusha is a veteran.

[@kisdaflag]

Mr. Eniwetok Cheemo

[@patrickstar1330]

So is this a NATO partner thing ? Lol. Now this makes me wonder what fuck fuck games other countries deal with

[@twoplyshakur]

did this dude just say canadian army lmao boutta roast

[@spartan20005]

I just wanna say it's super fucking impressive you did that all in one shot, no cut aways or stops. I know the voices were just added in but still it's hard doing that whole thing silently without laughing and then time it perfectly with the voices. Edit: Almost one shot, lol.

[@AgiDaKinG]

"How you gonna ask all these questions with that tight ass jacket on? I got a 2X in the car if you need it" lmao

[@trigger357]

LETTUCE BACON AND GOVERNMENT TRAVEL

[@KaliyahKayoni]

When she said “bitch cause you white” I died 😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@watermane2656]

there is no way in hell i would be able to keep a straight face listening to those people😂😂😂😂

[@OXBULLSPC]

"im throwing everybody under the bus" hahahaha

[@taylorblue24]

This shit is wild lmao. Good ol army days💀😂😂😆🤣😩😩

[@ngayle212]

Tay J hey gorgeous

[@ngayle212]

killerpossum195 don't hate lol just stating the obvious

[@SpiritussMTRHAH]

Tay J is he really a army vet

[@SpiderBite90x]

ngayle212 come get this SHARP complaint

[@ngayle212]

SpiderBite90x good I'm not in anymore I don't have to be scared of every lil thing I do or say #freedom

[@JavierHernandez-fq4hu]

I lost my shit at LGBT good show gents

[@andrew0853]

Lettuce Bacon and Government Travel. Yes!

[@bayoustormryder3823]

I was done after that lol

[@joshuasmedley6733]

That shit killed me

[@smittywerbenjaegermanjense7376]

I'm IN that category and I lol'd.

[@Akumaa2000]

Lmaooooo.....I almost choked eating my cookies and drinking my milk at that comment

[@rw9399]

3 years later and this still has me dying laughing XD

[@brimmster]

Im throwing everybody under the bus!!! lol

[@emmmortem]

“You met her on Backpage” LMFAO I’m done 😂😂😂

[@destinyplummer3176]

Sgt Charles, bruh, the first few words out his mouth i knew it was going south after that! 😂😂😂😂

[@alexandergarland77]

Staff Sgt Amuse looking so lost I love her I swear !!! Backbone we cool but she killed this one lol

[@SpiritussMTRHAH]

AL2Smooth The Mountainbiker is he really a army vet

[@alexandergarland77]

They are real vets !!!! and if your asking me am I a Army vet no I'm not

[@Wavemaninawe]

That 1:00 look of complete and utter despair when she reaches for the booze flask... and pours Thomas one first. 😂

[@spatterson468]

another classic

[@leonfromnewyork4499]

That part when Sgt. Muse poured some liquor to Sgt. Thomas was hilarious. If somehow you were able to time that scene with that line from that song "Uptown Funk" (Stop. Wait a minute. Fill my cup.Put some liquor in it.), that would be comedy gold. Nevertheless, this video is pure comedy. Please keep making those funny videos because as a former Army reservist, I truly appreciate the comedy. That's why I subscribed to your channel.

[@doctorplagus7138]

I'm going to keep a flask in my medical "prep" bag for days like this. Excellent idea.

[@WarKing77]

Funny as f...! Had me in tears from the start, had to share it with my cousins who are still serving.

[@primarymedworks]

‘Somebody tell me where his combat badge is at’ lmao YES!!

[@luenhoek]

OMGosh!! I can't stop laughing!! 🤣🤣🤣 I love what you both are doing! Pleas keep the videos coming!

[@devinbordelon9241]

Ya'll REALLY killing it with this one. LMMFAO. PLEASE keep 'em coming

[@kamkam4388]

Gotta love these two!! Another great one! Please make even more vids as a duo!!

[@mrjcmjunior9842]

😂😂😂 15 years in and I swear I been through all these situations "with soldiers!!!"

[@scottd345]

Yusha Thomas is hilarious, funniest military vids on the interwebs. When I joined 40 years ago the old hard ass Viet Nam vets ran the Army. Not saying it was better, harder, tougher ...just different. No Sensing Sessions, no PC but a hell of a lot of good order and discipline. The Army I joined and the Army I retired from 28 years later were 2 different worlds. When the Army changes and you can't it's time to go. Much LOVE to ALL my brother and sister vets!

[@Mr0GL0C]

Nobody gonna ask him where his combat patch is?

[@colepellegrin5491]

Yusha Thomas are you being a jody yusha? dont worry we can fix that, HALF RIGHT 😂

[@RogueSniperGaming]

Mr0GL0C who knew Yusha was a savage💀 this nigga barely responds to comments

[@CODYoungGunna]

Yusha Thomas Savage as Fuck

[@eastwestcoastkid]

Yusha Thomas ☠️☠️💀💀👽

[@keiko909]

Yusha Thomas but, but sarge......

[@dunkleyjordon]

is that alcohol lmao

[@DwDub]

This is one of my favorites. Keep the videos coming. I've watched this one 50 times. Lol. This is so true. Lol

[@xMister.Misterx]

lol, i wish yall would do more videos together!! "Whose vagina is so damn FAT that you cant feel the tampon fall out in the shower?!" 😂 "Why am i seeing nutsack stains on the toilet seat?!" 🤣

[@classact9557]

My balls hang low Drill Sergeant.

[@MatthewKearney69]

He says “my balls hang low drill sgt”😂😂

[@ssgearmyveteranforever3025]

The military is the best Drama happening in real life than what Hollywood writers could ever dream up on their own.

[@niyahkelly5499]

“nah fam let me go I got some shit to say” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@evanremillard5640]

Just had ours. This is accurate.

[@playthellmarshalli5190]

This is one of your realest videos.😂😂😂😂. Good job to both of you.

[@Krispy5757]

WHAT I DO WITH OTHER PEOPLES WIVES IS MY BUSINESS, NOT YOURS

[@holygrail1702]

Laying that Dildo pipe lol

[@kickassv8]

How the hell do you do this WITHOUT LAUGHING!!!! I can not stop!!🤣🤣🤣

[@liamcoughlan9775]

Muse looks like she's gonna cry

[@darthxeno3434]

We need part 2 and 3

[@warhawkofchogoris8555]

This brings back so many memories lol. My new favorite channel!

[@jacklame417]

for those that don't know there's usually a small group of soldiers that sit through one of these with enough dirt to destroy the whole company and they usually don't say anything

[@joshuaattractsmoney]

Wow!!! This is crazy😂😂😂crazy because it's true

[@rediris347]

"I thought we were just on introductions...." 😅😅😅

[@FlyKDZ41-71]

Her facial expressions killed it

[@defiantance]

God! This brings back memories. Not good memories, but memories.

[@cityboi3503]

Definitely need more sensor videos🤣😂🤣🤣😂keep it coming. It's funny but this is a how unit sensors go😁😁😁

[@ricansoldier787]

Battles, you two need to continue this due. I die of laughter every time. 5/5 stars.

[@spikelowry2724]

SSgt Muse face is priceless

[@Entei1482]

This is the video that had me subbed. This hella entertaining man. GL on the grind.

[@grammartroll739]

NCOs and Officers learn to be really nice to you, almost like best friends when a censing session is coming up. After the session they act like they don't know who the hell you are.

[@rickwillissales]

Only through the divine intervention of the Great Drill Sergeant in the Sky was I fortunate to serve before this kind of bs got out of control. My old man complained about these when he was in, and my son and daughter complain about the exact some cluster f* these are today. So thank you GDSS for your infinite wisdom and mercy to allow me to dress up like a bush during a more sane time.

[@SilkyLew]

J Mireles Need to put you on watch

[@Warriorbob-im5py]

There ain’t even moonshine strong enough for that 😂

[@zacharyhailey2839]

Everybody bout to get this work. lol

[@pavelradev1990]

"I'm throwing everybody under the bus. Everybody wanna get that work" :D I'm dead

[@alexsmith2840]

honestly this is my favorite video that you have produced just crying from laughter "I'm throwin everybody under the bus" dead

[@aalyiahwilliams7580]

lettuce bacon and government travel 😂😂😂😂

[@Onemanhasnoname]

I KNOW THATS NOT WHAT IT STAND FOR! I KNOW THAT AINT IT!!

[@carljohnson4691]

I feel sorry for my Army NCO brothers. Twenty four years in the Air Force, with a twelve year break in the middle, and I never had to sit through any of those, thank God. Sure, it was a heck of a lot more"touchy-feely" in the second stint, but at least my commanders weren't having any of this.

[@julesshay8231]

2021 and it's still hilarious

[@CorekBleedingHollow]

What’s the point in these sensing sessions? Company Commanders and 1st Sergeants get changed out almost every year or 18 months. Not much changes

[@kingjrzzy1860]

This one by far made me laugh the hardest. I have to watch it again😂😂😂

[@jimmywalker8013]

keep that funny shit coming. People that have never been in the military may not understand what is going on. But the ones of that have it's damn funny.

[@Akumaa2000]

Jimmy Walker exactly.....lol

[@Oddtish]

This is my favorite video you've done. More like this please, love the dialogue 😂

[@robertlaughteriii8124]

The way her face expression went as soon as she started to open the flask I can tell its gonna be a long day already 🤦‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

[@robertlaughteriii8124]

Amuse I fuckin love you!!

[@lorreanclemmons6316]

I love the dual videos. Keep them coming

[@mrmimms1979]

Lettuce, Bacon, and Govt Travel. 😂😂😂😂

[@ar35.80]

This why I signed a dd-214

[@stefos6431]

Everybody's a self proclaimed "expert" at handling crazy shit like this...UNTIL yo' ass is deep in it!!!

[@longbeacheli]

Lol from not seeing you on Facebook for the longest time to seeing you on KZbin Iove It 😂