WHEN SOLDIERS MARRY FOR BAH

[@papabear1333]

I had a Marine try to get out of deployment by pretending that he was gay 😂😂😂 The first sergeant told him and I quote “ If you like guys, come give me a kiss” 😳😬😬😂😂 💀💀

[@stoneydaboi6668]

Ayoooooo

[@huntersw2]

@@stoneydaboi6668 i would have done it to see what would happen 😂

[@phoenixmarizzle5059]

Should have given him a "Glasgow Kiss" (headbutt)

[@indigo751]

Sounds like he wanted to get out of deploying too.

[@nigelmceachern505]

I would have laughed so hard

[@howodd100]

I've been sitting in a childrens hospital with my son for a week and this was the first good laugh I've had the whole time. Thanks guys.

[@AyrSpeed]

Hope all goes well. Best of luck.

[@chasecomstock4955]

Hope things get better!

[@Dndragon55]

I hope he gets better

[@kendawa2918]

Best wishes and prayers with your child(ren).

[@JamesNotBoring]

Get well soon!

[@Cyborg2101]

I actually had the honor of knowing guys who actually did this and when 1stSgt asked for a kiss they went all out

[@MonumentToSin]

At that point they deserve BAH just for committing to the cause

[@Cyborg2101]

@Steven Thompson who said I was infantry? I’m the magic talking rock man. Also idk about deployments, as the magic talking rock man I have been denied going on 3 deployments because I proved some NCOs for lying and now they’re all salty at me.

[@EASpiritualOracleSports]

@@MonumentToSin I have seen infantry guys kiss without even being on deployment and the next day one of the guys took his shirt off and was riding my water Buffalo and then proceeded to take the attached water hose to give his infantry brothers golden showers and one of them was nearly in his ball sack drinking from the water hose. I hope this answers your question in a way.

[@danielnutter3670]

Aye fuck it. I would do anything to get out the barracks. Once you spoon a guy in the field, nothing seems gay.

[@a_llama]

@@TheKillamaul lmao fair game to do what haha

[@phoenixmarizzle5059]

Loedragg and Heispeed. Best names ever!!!!!!!!!!!

[@mateowey]

Hahaha I laughed so hard once I read that lmao

[@theangry8876]

Words only a active duty or ex service member knows. Lol

[@phoenixmarizzle5059]

If these can be made as actual patches, I'm buying 10

[@hz3917]

@@phoenixmarizzle5059 you can buy nametapes with whatever you want on them

[@phoenixmarizzle5059]

@@hz3917 If your selling them I'll talke some!!!! ;)

[@amgprod.55]

I died when he said, “Hold this bro.” “Sure thing...pal.”

[@Cannibal_Actual]

Yo when I saw that the veil was a reflective vest that shit was funny.

[@seanhoneywood5200]

i lost it at that part 🤣

[@garyfontenot2786]

"Roadguard vest, post"

[@seanhoneywood5200]

please dont bring back those trash memories of basic 😅

[@serenityalreadykno2639]

I pronounce you chuck and Larry: MILITARY EDITION

[@OrbDaPlug]

@Siddesh Gannu ikr

[@terryelliott7869]

😂😂😂

[@bettyjohnson7955]

I almost spit my tea all over the screen when they said that they would not take advantage of the United States Army.

[@frieddogmeat3234]

You tellin me you wouldnt kiss your homies for BAH? Nonsense

[@mirosruiz5511]

Yes

[@reneephillips9012]

I seen some stranger things for less lol

[@DanielDTUBWeinberger]

for $1095/month I would but bigger issue is my brain and contract marriage don't vibe.

[@novoice9286]

💀💀💀

[@Dempdawg11]

Oh in Germany? The Scout platoon? It was still don't ask don't tell. We all would have had bah

[@garyo7539]

Love the "we have women from time to time" part... nice touch lol

[@ChoirAnthony]

"My kid's smart enough not to get into cars with strangers." But he'll walk to Mexico with one. *Heist

[@justonrg]

🤣🤣🤣

[@justonrg]

Guess he wasn't that smart. 🤷‍♂️

[@ACombatVeteran]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 now thats funny shit lol

[@kdawg9477]

In 2005 at AIT, one female soldier said she is a lesbian, and she openly said she plans to use the benefits. If she ever get call for deployment, she will come out saying she is lesbian so she can get kick out.. well if she stayed till Obama era, i am sure she got angry at obama for ruining her plan 🤣

[@waynesingleton5322]

wait that would have worked?

[@JohnDoe-pf6qp]

@@waynesingleton5322 In theory it could have, but leaving the Army with an OTH discharge is going to create headaches down the line that aren't worth getting out of a deployment. Not to mention theoretically you could end up with a dishonorable discharge if they wanted to get punitive with it, and that's basically like having a record with felonies. Shit like this is why the GI Bill needs to be reimagined.

[@jessieomahony8101]

@@JohnDoe-pf6qp OTH doesn't really cause issues other than government jobs.

[@JohnDoe-pf6qp]

@@jessieomahony8101 I work for a private employer, they won't hire anyone if the character of your discharge was anything but honorable.

[@jessieomahony8101]

@@JohnDoe-pf6qp I mean I'm sure there is an oddball or 2 but for the most part it's not gonna hurt you. Hell a buddy of mine in my unit got out the second we found out about the pt test under the grounds of intentionally failing the other pt tests over and over and got an OTH and then proceeded to get a job at the post office not 4 months after he got out.

[@skrap35]

Video Idea: Anyone notice how some older senior NCO's dress like kids because their fashion sense never matured from being in the Army too long?

[@patporter4554]

Shit, guilty.

[@richardf.3059]

You get where you like what you're wearing and decide that's your look. Fashion and style change but you get to a point where it's too frustrating to know which skinny jeans are in style. Same way with computers and phones. My 83 year old dad only uses a dumb phone and keeps it turned off unless he needs to make a call. He won't use an answering machine on his home landline. His perspective is that if he is not home, he's not home. If you want to talk to him, call back or come to his house...

[@djvell01]

This didn't come from nowhere...there soldiers trying this today 😂🤣

[@daujones6448]

Hahahaaha im dying, two straight guys tryna play gay is hilarious

[@AutomatronBatch004]

Anything for that BAH

[@armynation31B5V5P]

(During the Don't Ask, Don't Tell time) When I was PSG, two of my female troops went into the 1SG office to inform him they were were both lesbian and wanted to get married. One just came up on orders for Korea. The 1SG looked at both on them and said; " You're Outstanding Soldiers, get out of my f☆cling office. The lesbian troops had to make a complaint to JAG to get both kicked out of the Army.

[@JavierHernandez-fq4hu]

Wait,they wanted out?

[@armynation31B5V5P]

@@JavierHernandez-fq4hu Yup.. They did not want to be separated from each other. So, they both told the CC they were gay.

[@doughopkinsjr]

The road guard vest is hilarious as a veil

[@djkurve]

The reflective vest veil! #dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@robertshaw8535]

Only inaccuracy was the ceremony. There would have been no hesitation on the kiss

[@thebanditman5663]

This looks like a potential EO complaint, just waiting to happen.

[@thequeenofnod7338]

Yep.

[@HT-tc2ep]

How the fuck is this EO !!???

[@roxas13keyblade65]

@@HT-tc2ep equal opportunity. An eo complaint is basically "he said something that offended my sexuality/religion/gender/ethnicity" and the person gets in trouble

[@marshallosantos9035]

This is a UCMJ article waiting to happen.

[@cesarcalva9277]

1SG.... We have the seven army values .. how dear you .... Hahhahaha. Cracked me up

[@chadschap9484]

"Loyalty" "Honor" ........

[@HateTheIRS]

“My honor was loyalty”

[@Army_Outdoors_88N]

Im still laughing. I knew the bloopers was gonna be 🔥

[@themightybacon7304]

"I've been watching the two of you and you are NOT funny." Dunno why that line cracked me up so much but it did lol

[@MzQTMcHotness]

Because it was super meta :)

[@sethmiles9595]

This has to be one of the funniest videos I watched in all time

[@jonathanmunoz77]

Love the low drag, high speed name tags guys!

[@leeoien3645]

Meanwhile, some 1SGT someplace is not finding this amusing-- has it's likely happened!! :)

[@papabear1333]

Nice bottle display behind you all 😂😂👍🏼💯

[@melissamandall8343]

Puberty and love! Is that what your attacking today? 🤣😭😭😭

[@Dookie04]

I loves this so much while also being ashamed of myself for laughing so hard.

[@ethanpintobean]

This would even be more funny if they’re wearing navy badges

[@nicholasburr4825]

And BAS and you get out of the barracks. 😂🤣 “Hooah 1st Sergeant.”

[@scorpiodurango6163]

I needed this laugh while working at my job in the Hospital 🤣🤣

[@cjsrescues]

I just pissed my pants laughing so hard!! Love you guys!!

[@tombakabones274]

On our last deployment he asked me to shave his butthole😆😄😂🤣😆😄😂🤣 One of your best ones to date I could not stop laughing from that point on.😄

[@Loveduhmusic]

My two buddies got married for BAH and one of them got a Mercedes. One of the S6 Lt told them to kiss and boy oh boy she got in trouble from the commander because you cannot force anyone to do an act such as that.

[@simbadg13]

Hahaha get rekt!!!!

[@alexturnqest6202]

Anybody else peep the name tags. 👀😂read it from left to right and that was the smoothest Easter 🥚 everr. Hidden in plain sight. Lol

[@Mrs.V98]

Had a douche bag in the army ask me to marry him within dating about a month. He said we could get married so he could get BAH and I could move out of my parents house. I said no. I said I wanted to marry for love and do things for the right reasons. We broke up before Thanksgiving at the time lol 😆 I was 18 at the time. He met a nice girl and im engaged. We both dodged a bullet and he got the bah I guess lol 😆

[@jasonfelda8105]

Love the names. PFCs Loedragg and Heispeed. Perfection!

[@THEYHATEME33]

A PT vest as a wedding veil! Lol

[@adamdouce353]

Thanks for rocking an Old Ironsides combat patch as a former 1AD 2BGD soldier I feel like all light divisions get all the credit

[@TheCombatFishinVet]

Digging that fresh prince tee.

[@fernandofernandez940]

Classic!!! PFC Leodragg and PFC Heispeed....omg.....i needed that!

[@melissamandall8343]

Lol but make it 5 stars ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ Love your content!

[@victoriagreen3047]

I was dieing at, we have 7 army values 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣

[@alexchong8201]

You guys are killing me! LOL!

[@charletonzimmerman4205]

I'am so glad, you "TWO" finally, admitted you're "MANLOVE", I hope you will be "Happy" !

[@johngaltman]

That mini series was amazing guys, great job... I left a review, 5 stars...

[@Zubes240]

I like how you can see the PS4 login screen behind Myrtle and probably put two and two together and assume they were just sitting there getting ready to play some COD and then thought “hey this would be a great idea.” Army for life though!

[@cm9736]

Served in the military for 5 years i personally beleive atleast half the marraiges are done for the benefits for BAH or health insurance. Everyone just turns a blind eye when they suspect or know its happening.

[@biglou4559]

Fuking HILARIOUS! Well done Blue Falcons!

[@bla2220]

If I was the first sergeant, I might would have made one of you dress up in the full bridal gown

[@JohnDoe-pf6qp]

Seems like everyone hated living in the barracks a lot more than I did.....

[@wolfhunter98]

I didn't mind it that much, it was more the stupid things that came with it. Like daily room checks, "Why is your sink wet? Why is there a single tiny thing of trash in your whole trash can!?! You pig!" kind of stuff. Or 1sg coming in and having to deal with 3-4 grown men parading around another grown mans room looking for some dust or something so he could say something to make him feel better that he said something. Like this is not a zoo, go away. I get it, some of the guys lived nasty / crazy but deal with them case by case. It's great when you know damn well their houses were wayyy worse, having been to several of theirs. Feel as if some of them forget that tiny room is basically that solders home, granted still the "army's barracks", but still his / her home. And should treat it that way, though I get what get checked gets done kind of thing so not saying never check it but just relax about it if your solider isn't living all crazy...like say 11 freaking pizza boxes under his bed.... -.- Though thankfully a large part of my B time was with older SGTs who where more chill about it to me. Was a far bit older than the normal 18 year old kids, and after a few weeks of checking with no issues relaxed when it came to me. I think that dumb stuff / feeling of "can't get away" from the Army for even a day makes most want to bail on the Bs as soon as possible. Long as you don't have complete trash, black mold, how are we not dead living here kind of barracks. (Looking at you Korea). And the few that treat it like a frat house that ruin it for the rest of us. The barracks could be fairly nice with a few small changes.

[@JohnDoe-pf6qp]

@@wolfhunter98 I spent most of my time at JB Lewis McCord, never really had issues with leadership getting overly anal about barracks checks. Once someone got busted with a personal firearm in the barracks, it was a little intense for awhile after that. I think a lot of this could solved if they let E4's with a certain amount of time, say a year or more, left on their contracts live off post. By the time you make specialist you should be mature enough to be able to handle showing up for formation on time. I also think it would give the Army some incentive to upgrade barracks facilities enough to make people want to stay in them. Or on the reverse side just relieve the need for as much barracks space.

[@jayjya0613]

"Fuck it! Man and Man... You may now kiss the man" LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Jdizzle707]

Heispeed Loedragg 😂 😂 😂

[@joelalonso8991]

I need you to take my money! Seriously, you outta start a GoFundMe for the next series.

[@malenatully]

Let’s keep it under the rug. (The Army rug) lol

[@Malik_Maverick]

“We didn’t talk about this.” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Papa_Romeo]

This man really said to give his mini series sustains and improves. Thats how you know he's a lifer.

[@snowwolf2951]

I love you guys so much I'll have to check out your heist series you guys and angry cops make my day keep up the amazing content please

[@anitamcgriff974]

Love the military humor army family fort Jackson 💚💚💚💚💚!!!!!

[@jonroberts6518]

Y'all skits trip me out, when the soldiers married for bah😅 / 🤔 this means contract must still be a big thing, I knew a young couple that got married young private. Marrying a girl with child may or may not be his kid, to get benefits and little bit more money because of dependents. Oh one more thing " not to be busted down in rank for what little I have " 😂 . Good line funny , actually brings back some memories, thanks guys.

[@Makumbi]

That poor poor plant. It’s been through so much foolishment.

[@theangry8876]

Pt vest as the Vail. Best part. Lmao

[@Bullhead_JW]

Heispeed and Loedragg, that was a good one!

[@corya3189]

That’s ALOT of alcohol 😂😂😂

[@justonrg]

VA doesn't approve. They want me to take happy pills. I'll stick to booze. 🤷‍♂️

[@darthhatchet775]

2:30 "he only grows hair in his nipple areas" LMFAO I can relate 😂

[@aturner711]

Pure dedication 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@Bigmummy13]

I’m a gay veteran and you 2 dudes made me laugh so fucking hard! Keep it up!

[@paxvobiscum1792]

Fort Campbell KY... I grew up on that Army Base in the 1970's...

[@Bloodwolvz]

bc Afghanistan wants to be censored, I can’t watch it til I’m back stateside 🙄 but it’s on my list to watch 🤙

[@zaverygalba8980]

get a vpn

[@Bloodwolvz]

@@zaverygalba8980 already tried. doesn’t work. works fine for Netflix but not amazon prime video

[@zaverygalba8980]

John Casciano oh yeah your right

[@yoho1021]

Vpns - you spend the money to find out it doesn’t work ...good luck brother - hard road...I gave up

[@Hanni49er]

Lol I love you guys

[@justonrg]

We love you too!

[@tehpwnzor1337]

Keep up the awesome work brother, love the videos!!

[@DropTheWorld04]

haha i just noticed loedragg and heispeed xD

[@SerenityMusic3]

My feedback about Heist is that the next series will rock guest starting me!!!! But about this marriage though, I love him, I know what he smells like, I know when he walks and I can't see him, bahawww, BAH.... LDRSHIP.. 😘 right now????

[@drgw489productions]

IM DYING 🤣

[@3l_Pinxhe_JoE]

congrats on HEIST. make a clip of my situation bro. remember the LIVE you did and I was asking if you know any good shady recruiters that can help me get in Army because im here on Visa and I want to serve this nation! Congrats again on Heist! Ill be leaving a review

[@Mendozajohn831]

I love you so much thank you for the episodes I enjoyed them all

[@NoPrepFans]

You guys always know how to make a guy laugh

[@TheOldKevin]

This wasn't a possibility when I was in but if it were I guarantee that some us might have tried it. 😁

[@xc1513]

I think there should be more footage for the episodes but it’s still really good!!

[@malikepps7380]

Are you guys still at Fort Campbell? I just got stationed there lol

[@pabloasrer3349]

Bro I’m fucking dead😂😂😂😂😂

[@marshalldcarpenter]

Rakkasans! Hahaha! Rakkacock!

[@richarddemas5262]

I watched Heist. Damn, you and Justin do drama well! Very solid.

[@kirkdaley3441]

Wait didn't they do a skit like this before 😂😂😂😂

[@JSTJPN]

You guys are fruckin hilarious.

[@GONZOINFIDEL]

The fucking road guard vest wtf lmao

[@elainematthys7962]

I watched it and liked it. I thought you guys did a great job. The only thing I didn’t like was the ending - I didn’t get it. There was a huge leap from the garage scene to the cop walking with the kid at the end and it didn’t make sense.

[@justonrg]

Well the cop, who is also Hector "El Mantante" says kill them. It's implied that she does. Lightly hinted at that he would kill her too because nobody should know what Hector looks like. Then he takes Lou and Simone's kid under his wing. Maybe we should've shot that a bit differently, like how in Lucky Number Slevin Bruce Willis doesn't kill the kid. 🤔

[@elainematthys7962]

@@justonrg yes, but why would he take the kid? The plot needed just a bit more there. Truly though, you guys did a great job for your first try.

[@justonrg]

@@elainematthys7962 Why not take the kid? He'll need someone to groom and take over his operations eventually.

[@elainematthys7962]

@@justonrg you didn’t show any indication he knew the kid or wanted anything to do with him. If you had, then I would agree with you.

[@robertlevy4613]

I see a lot of negative comments about accuracy of this channel and such. It’s for entertainment. Just enjoy it. Keep pumping out the good content guys.

[@zjjblitz]

The problem is is I actually know two guys who did this when they were in the army.

[@airbornejensanity7527]

we need your blessing from S1🤣

[@WAYOFLIFE2.2]

Should've found a female private to marry and get a 2 bedroom apartment with... solves all the problems you two don't have to necessarily be together. Gives freedom to both parties to do whatever they want with whoever they want. When one wants to actually marry someone get a divorce it's not that uncommon to have contract marriage in military

[@adsoclasally8684]

Keep it in the company hahaha a road guard vest!!!!

[@donaldmccord671]

Love the last name tags lol high-speed and lowdrag!

[@grantjones199]

Just watched the first episode of Heist. Great job

[@kendawa2918]

Love the names, Low Drag & High Speed.

[@Ruck.Norris]

🎯🎯😂😂😂😂 SN- I never had a top this jolly😭

[@Kardeist34]

lmao that "hooah"

[@CozyButcher]

This sorta double-dipping for duel BAH from barracks buddies was epic. Had this happen in my barracks as soon as DADT went out the window. Dunno if it went through, but my understanding is that you can't double dip as duel military for BAH unless you're at different posts. Anyone care to let me know if that went through?