When Things weren't So Politically Correct | Al Bundy's Best Insults

#AlBundy #MarriedWithChildren #Funny

[@chrisaguilera1564]

Oh boy Al Bundy would have a field day in today's culture.

[@billpugh58]

Normal people would avoid him

[@benniebarrow348]

Woke larvae would avoid him . Most understood it was a joke . Life was about not being thin skinned and having fun . Friends from all cultures and races loved the show . Everyone had a blast and took it all for what it was . Nothing serious, just picking on one another and kidding around. Then loading up to a party and having great get togethers while throwing the latest jokes at one another with no malice .

[@billymctaco721]

@@benniebarrow348 Spot on, and even props to the overweight ladies being insulted on the show, they knew what time it was back then.

[@hp_0189]

He Is on Modern family but its just not funny and somehow I feel disgusted everitime they show the Gays.....

[@SmilingNightSkyline-fe1rk]

Retune your pacemaker you’ll need it

[@JpOcDenver]

I purchased the entire series on dvd. I’m convinced one day it will be completely unavailable to stream.

[@derealized797]

This is true, I've been trying to get a lot more physical media lately, because the future is just so uncertain. I'd prefer to know that escapism is always there for me, somewhere within reach. Uncensored and how it's meant to be. I'm putting this one higher up on my list, considering the godawful time we're living in now.

[@joelmclamore1898]

I bought the DVD series also .I have a DVD library.

[@unguidedone]

instead just grab it off the pirate bay its free lol

[@JpOcDenver]

@@unguidedone Oh, I’m not broke.

[@UnknownUnrecognized]

@@JpOcDenver he isn't broke either, but he uses his brain to save money so he can spend it somewhere else :)

[@user-mf8te6xx6g]

"Try the moon; you'll weigh less there."- Al Bundy 🤣

[@siaitsme6800]

😂😂👍👍

[@johanrossouw6432]

"Well, I'd say it to your back, but my car's only got half a tank of gas." ☠️ 😂 🤣

[@Harold_Callahan]

That one was such a brilliant come back, I love it the best.

[@369jbird]

"With every bullet so far." LOL

[@xhunterv3472]

Yea it was good 😁

[@Sidewinder528]

Jefferson stays laughing everytime Al insults his Wife lol😂

[@billlozier5551]

That's what is so great. Jefferson married Marci for her money 🤑 His only job is to stay attractive and have sex with her. 🤣🤣

[@machinegun3133]

🤣

[@judgegixxer]

Ya that always gets me too.

[@debowiec3]

Jefferson's a wimp!!!!!!!!

[@shriharihudli]

He should’ve slapped Al and told him to keep his wife’s name out his fckin’ mouth!

[@TheBizziniss]

On Sundays my parents would go bowling and I’d have tv all to myself for like four hours and I remember that I’d watch married with children and then the next hour after that In Living Color was on. I laughed for almost two hours straight. I miss the time when people weren’t so sensitive about everything.

[@jonhall3151]

Agreed 100% miss those good TV days

[@jeffhaynes8848]

Same here too 😂😂😂😂

[@donjulio4025]

No need to lie Parents wouldn't leave kids alone that late. Shame on you

[@jeffhaynes8848]

@@TheBizziniss back in that time you were a young man at 8 and you respected all of your older folks and everyone knew everyone amen

[@koriigirlkoriigirl7456]

Parents like leave their kids alone for a long time back then. When they told you to go out you were out from sunrise to sunset.

[@michaeljohnson6360]

The law offices of Haagen and Dazs lol

[@sootchh4055]

1, 2, 3, 4, you're gonna fall, through the floor! 🤣🤣🤣

[@littlestonliest1186]

Ed O'neill was the perfect actor for this roll.

[@Aurochhunter]

The good ol' days when comedy was actually funny.

[@joehatch1602]

exactly

[@magnificentmuttley154]

Dont forget _all in the family, sanford & son,_ & _kojak._ Political incorrectness is a gross misconstruation for "freedom of speech" Getting through school meant enduring 12 years of put-downs while remaining unaffected. _Harassment_ is just another word for _LOVE._ When our classmates & friends STOPPED harassing us, its was a bad sign. Many a boomer grew up the same way Anyone who couldn't deal with that was automatically labelled "sheltered," or "crybaby." Im censored if I use the actual words. For me, my oriental, mexican, & black friends to speak freely, I must make sure my late geny/ early genz children arent around to be shocked & offended. They have no idea what free speech really is

[@Aurochhunter]

@@magnificentmuttley154 And what about The weakest link? You need good fortitude to withstand the insults on that show.

[@nocturnalrecluse1216]

B4 genZ ruined everything. They even tried to cancel eminem for fug sake!

[@UnknownUnrecognized]

it's not bad in 2024, we have left woke people, biden and other, it is great comedy haha

[@marcoantoniomarquezperez2652]

The good old days when people weren't so ridiculously sensitive.

[@judgegixxer]

My late father was a grumpy f**ker but this show always cracked him up. Think it was the only time I ever got to see him smile.

[@mztweety1374]

This is what GenX grew up on ….it is why we are not safe for work. We are not PC, we are not woke, we are not sensitive and we definitely aren’t triggered easily. And we Still crack jokes like this on each other.

[@magnificentmuttley154]

Dont leave out _all in the family, sanford & son,_ & _kojak._ Political incorrectness is a gross misconstruation for "freedom of speech" Getting through school meant enduring 12 years of put-downs while remaining unaffected. _Harassment_ is just another word for _LOVE._ When our classmates & friends STOPPED harassing us, its was a bad sign. Many a boomer grew up the same way Anyone who couldn't deal with that was automatically labelled "sheltered," or "crybaby." Im censored if I use the actual words. For me, my oriental, mexican, & black friends to speak freely, I must make sure my late geny/ early genz children arent around to be shocked & offended. They have no idea what free speech really is

[@nocturnalrecluse1216]

Millennials too.

[@jerrycallo]

So you're just normal

[@troyjenkins3886]

And at the end of the day we are all still friends.

[@MaleviahBurned]

Some of us grew up and accepted societal change.

[@leeg.]

They just don't make 'em like they used to 😂

[@scdhl3748]

Hahahaha, forgot how brutally funny this show was 🤣 Classic

[@juaitochavez5075]

Al’s cold blooded he’s right there with Skeletor. Good stuff.

[@magnificentmuttley154]

💥💣 Your comparison is right on. No mercy. No shame. Just the brutal truth 💀

[@281cobracar7]

"I would say it behind your back but I only have half a tank of gas."😂

[@kyle47922]

Omg I use to love that show. AL Bundy had some of the best comebacks.

[@MichaelJohnson-gi3qo]

That was some of the best Sunday night entertainment available. EVER... 😅

[@ThaabBenton7491]

The glory days. Oh how I miss em😂😂😂

[@ronniedavis825]

Jefferson always laughing when al makes fun of marcy lmao

[@etssmith2107]

@@ronniedavis825 and the Love boat references were killer , they f-ed with everyone EVEN FOX -TV

[@bryanlas]

@@etssmith2107 FOX viewing positions

[@michaeljohnson6360]

Peg was FINE!!!

[@wjmcd703]

Katy Sagal actually looks better now than she did in the 80s

[@kevinluschak5241]

She was pretty hot bet she looked great in a bathing suit.

[@KeithBurtons]

Man I'd crawl 5miles over broken glass just to drink her bath water!...Sexy woman!

[@KeithBurtons]

@@kevinluschak5241 Even better out of one ;0)

[@mutteringmale]

Who would have guessed that she really is a great actress...have you ever seen Sons Of Anarchy? Whew!

[@Morgil27]

That list at the end was the best 😂

[@recieve.believe3344]

Psycho Dad!, Psycho Dad, Psycho Daaaaaad!😂

[@rytkosenjussi]

I used to watch them when i was younger. I did not get all of jokes back then.. 😂

[@nazrojeh]

This show absolutely had the best writers, I think. Al Bundy never gets old.

[@mutteringmale]

Could you just imagine if the writers of MWC got together with All In The Family and In LIving Color writers to produce a show?

[@blacktiger5985]

WHY DID YOU CROSS THE ROAD!!!!?😂😂

[@SLiMCHiCKeN5150]

This show blew my 14 year old mind in 1987. I was used to Growing Pains and Cheers

[@jamesbellefeuille2926]

The placeholder title of the show was "Not the Cosbys". The show was intentionally the opposite of The Cosby Show.

[@ajsway7134]

"Put paper bag over ski mask"🤣🤣🤣

[@troyjenkins3886]

Dang thats kind of a rough one.lol

[@cybercamp2900]

You know I was there on early days of the then new Fox network. That show and “In Herman’s Head” used to crack me up 😂 🤣 thanks for memories👍🏻👍🏻

[@MASS_ONE]

Haha helll ya brother!!!

[@mrjohnklake]

It was “Herman’s Head”, not In Herman’s Head. I loved the show also. I also liked “Parker Lewis Can’t Lose”.

[@brianwork8864]

Herman’s head! His best friend was the guy who does Apus voice! I can’t remember his name of hand but I remember the show! His four emotions fighting in his head. Why isn’t that on Nick at Nite?

[@jonhall3151]

Wow haven't thought of that one in a loooonng time

[@mrjohnklake]

@@brianwork8864 The voice of Apu was provided by Hank Azaria.

[@biljam972]

Complete cast was just perfectly chosen! Bunch of legends!

[@mutteringmale]

Imagine, a beautiful young 16 year old actress without a bra on a major show, OMG, call the PC police.

[@johnbuglethorp5921]

Christina Applegate ended up the only only with any kind of staying power.

[@mutteringmale]

@@johnbuglethorp5921 Uh, Katey Segal has playing on several highly successful tv series and many movies. I'd say, monetizing their total take, that Katey, and then Charlie Hunnam have made more money.

[@acebrandon3522]

Al Bundy for President 2024..... has a nice ring to it.... 😳

[@johnbiela9442]

With a guy running for president and selling shoes, I think we're there.

[@michaelreardon303]

I thought you said gunning

[@hammbone6073]

​@johnbiela9442 compared to a guy who is our president and can't put his own shoes on

[@johnbiela9442]

@@hammbone6073 To know that, you must be the one putting the shoes on him. Good for you. Since kneeling is where you are most comfortable, I applaud you in following your dream. And, knowing your right foot from your left foot must give you the ultimate satisfaction. Happy you found your lot in life.

[@hammbone6073]

@johnbiela9442 ha ha you flag it!!!! liberal

[@noelle7714]

One of my favorite shows back in the day

[@boondocksaint1]

I just realized Al could afford a house, car, two children and hot wife working as a shoe salesman. My how times have changed.

[@dobrisomething]

He didnt feed them (they stole food), didnt clothe anyone including himself (took clothes from charity or stole it), payed minimal utilities, car and house were inherited. They actually showed them dumpser dive for food in one episode.

[@maddhatter3564]

THIS is why GenX'rs are the way we are. lol

[@rhuephus]

yeah ... young, dumb and .. dumber ...

[@etssmith2107]

@@maddhatter3564 NOT even close

[@derealized797]

This is why gen z should think twice before starting s*** with us, we have far more experience, and picking a bathroom to use doesn't cause us "pstd".

[@nariwashere8549]

Gen X Baby✊

[@nocturnalrecluse1216]

I'm borderline genX

[@thevirus1988]

Al Bundy is the GOAT!

[@everett79]

I still managed to get in trouble repeating some of Al's quips at school. 😆

[@user-ti6tm2ms9v]

Al made the greatest comebacks😂😂😂😂

[@allisonfey1]

My brother used to call me Kelly Bundy 🤣

[@michaelzoran]

Well, you do look pretty just like Kelly :)

[@jacktodd3439]

@@michaelzoran Probably she had Kelly brain 🤣😉

[@thepalatrpro]

@@michaelzoranare you hitting on your own sister?

[@her0n722]

Thisrty AF

[@candyman2168]

Was that a compliment?

[@Exotic3000]

Love this clip. Laughed my ass off! ❤❤

[@valerietaylor9615]

When I was growing up, in the 1960s and 70s, it was always open season on fat people. The only trouble was, there were so few of them back them! 😂

[@johnbuglethorp5921]

The idea that we should "accept" things that are unhealthy or trashy is so absurd, but for the snowflakes, the more absurd the better. "fat-shaming, slut-shaming," defending criminals, defending aggressive disruptions, riots, looting...one has only to stop and think to see how absurd. But of course, rational thought is a tool of white supremacy, so...

[@bengonzales1182]

I think one of my favorites was when they had a caged chicken in the closet, and it starts clucking and Al goes "Marcy??"

[@etssmith2107]

@@bengonzales1182 the car insurance

[@bengonzales1182]

@@etssmith2107 Yeah, that was a great episode. Bud and Kelly pooled their money together to buy a car, Al registered it as a farm vehicle to save money on the insurance but there had to be a chicken inside the car if it was being driven. Then Bud and Kelly went somewhere and didn't want to deal with the chicken, so they put it in the closet near the front door.

[@machinegun3133]

🤣

[@frankbrodie5168]

Al and Marcie really do bounce off each other so well. It was one of the greatest friendly rivalries ever in a TV show.

[@marcj3682]

Exactly, they hated one another.

[@RobbyP1969]

Yeah... Not so friendly.... But it still played well

[@markosteinberger]

"I want a balloon!" 😂

[@nationalsniper5413]

You already got one!

[@babyant89]

Pretending to be that kid on Home Improvement 😂😂

[@capacheto]

Today I just realized these shows ran at the same time.

[@billymctaco721]

I like to think Al actually gets on the bus, goes to California and meets a Latino beauty that already has a son

[@TraitofSiNN727]

"..you sure are my nutcracker.." 😆😆gets me every time.

[@notyourusualsuspect6175]

Darcy is our generations Karen. We always had one. Fat jokes were so on point, so much they new to be revived

[@randallmarsh1187]

Nah, all of the over weight shoe customers are the Karens back then.

[@CreepyBlueAnimals84]

2:52 was one of my all-time favorite insults. I grew up watching this guy and even tho I've always been an overweight woman myself, I loved him and this show.

[@etssmith2107]

LAUGING AT THIS NEVER DONE ON TV BEFORE , SURE GOT ME IN TROUBLE 😂😂😂😂😂😂 ❤ IT ALL

[@thoushallbefree5387]

That has always been my favorite show!

[@verdadeirocompulsivo1981]

“ 1, 2, 3, 4, you are gonna fall through the floor “ 😂

[@nixxrunner]

LOL Al is a real boss🤣

[@saundradavidson5610]

The 90s and early 2000s was when race relations and comedy were at their best, no woke crap, bo “political correctness” everyone had a sense of humor about themselves and others and it was just good times

[@EvenTheDogAgrees]

Yeah, fewer snowflakes and crybabies. They still existed, but they weren't as numerous and organised as today.

[@mightybuffoon]

MWC....I loved that show!

[@MASS_ONE]

Me too haha. He was actually drafted by the Steelers

[@borgsimpson935]

Ballerina, Well you sure are my Nutcracker 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@andrewspidle3689]

Feather removing electrolysis

[@zombiebassman]

This is why i bought the whole series on dvd as soon as i found it. Before long, they'll start editing out all the "problematic" (funniest) stuff, and the only place you'll be able to watch it uncut is if you have the discs.

[@EvenTheDogAgrees]

Well, wasn't this a Fox property? Which is now owned by Disney, who already went and edited out "problematic" stuff from their older cartoons, like the siamese cats song from Lady & the Tramp, or who feel the need to put up warnings for things like the crows in Dumbo. So yeah, you may be onto something.

[@zombiebassman]

@@EvenTheDogAgrees it's already started with subsidiaries of fox like FX. There's entire episodes of It's Always Sunny that have been scrubbed from any and all streaming platforms and will not be available even on disc going forward. Trust me, get physical media of your favorite movies and shows before it's too late.

[@johnmassoud930]

Why did you cross the road? Best insult ever!

[@miket900]

People couldn't handle this show nowadays

[@scdhl3748]

Actually wachted it again 🤣🤣🤣🤩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👈🤣🤣

[@MASS_ONE]

Lolol good sh1t bro

[@scdhl3748]

@@MASS_ONE you bet. 😎

[@Alabaster335]

Same I've been working through the seasons again, up to season 5 at the moment 🤣

[@williamwelch7]

Gotta love that Al! Thanks

[@Randallsilver]

Back when jokes were still allowed. What a time.

[@stephenspilker9334]

the best sitcom ever made lmao

[@Mshredfrieza]

Its just like an elevator, there is a 2 ton weight limit on these shoes lmao

[@jaimereupert4247]

I happened upon this message right as it played in the video. 😂

[@aronkelley8634]

Stone Cold Al Bundy! 😂

[@ms.annthrope415]

Casting call: over weight women who will be insulted about their weight and take it.

[@DarkMatterCurator]

They were mostly stand up comedians themselves

[@booshandorkakow64]

fun fact: a lot of these jokes were actually written by the women being made fun of, several of them were writers on the show.

[@johnsalazar2581]

Yup. The woman who played Marcy, Amanda Bearse, wrote many of those funny scripts. ​@@booshandorkakow64

[@bladerunner2006]

I haven't seen this show in decades and I'm fucking shocked how well it held up lol

[@gjd8849]

This show belongs in the Library of Congress Archives

[@seeekerman1342]

My Hero, Love Al Bundy!!!

[@danstubbs5032]

Best halfback in Polk high school history!

[@williamhaska1703]

This is Amazing thanks 😂😂😂😂

[@markdisanzo3796]

"That's asking a lot of the sun" FTW.

[@twau2826]

LMAO, best show ever made!!!!!!!!

[@Per-ThoreStene]

Now I want to watch the entire show! All episodes of every season!

[@keithdukes5990]

Me too!👍😊

[@jimdevlin4949]

Time for a reboot! This show helped put fox on the map. The comedy gold you could come up with today. Fuck getting cancelled we’re far past that!

[@supercaptainbatdoggy]

"Who would you rather spend the evening with? A, your wife, or B.." (without skipping a beat): "B." One of the shows best lines ever! 🤣😝😝😝

[@treble20]

Yes, my personal favourite.

[@michaeljordan9460]

*"I hope you get coal in your stocking this year"* *"And I hope you get Slimfast in yours"* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrQueezyAliTV]

Absolutely hilarious 😆

[@KT-dm8en]

Absolute best show ever !

[@unclemikecruz]

Oh boy miss that Al Buddy.😂😂😂😂

[@thomasmcleod5380]

Ed O’Neill has the best timing for his comebacks !!!

[@hanpolo2727]

2:08 "OOOOOH!" That one guy lol.

[@cks7372]

I have every episode on DVD and know all these insults by heart but loved this compilation anyway! Just can't get enough of Merried with Children since 1987 and I was 11 years old, Every Sunday On Fox I was glued. Then I watched the syndication everyday I could. What sucks is if you watch them now in our times syndication they are cut up and sensored, I just can't stand how people nowadays are so sensitive to a few laughs.

[@michaellowe3380]

All the snowflakes and feminists are offended by everything now. I watched smokey and the bandit again recently, some of the funniest lines snd scenes ever filmed. Cant imagine them trying ro produce it or great shows like married with children nowadays.

[@c.t.9277]

Democrats would RAGE if this was on TV now-a-days!

[@magnificentmuttley154]

Dont leave out _all in the family, sanford & son,_ & _kojak._ Political incorrectness is a gross misconstruation for "freedom of speech" Getting through school meant enduring 12 years of put-downs while remaining unaffected. _Harassment_ is just another word for _LOVE._ When our classmates & friends STOPPED harassing us, its was a bad sign. Many a boomer grew up the same way Anyone who couldn't deal with that was automatically labelled "sheltered," or "crybaby." Im censored if I use the actual words. For me, my oriental, mexican, & black friends to speak freely, I must make sure my late geny/ early genz children arent around to be shocked & offended. They have no idea what free speech really is

[@thetruthstand]

Precious childhood memories!

[@agentalucard]

God his responses were good.

[@RavenMobile]

2:15 "B". I don't think there's ever been such a brutal burn that was only 1 letter, lol.

[@amentet]

“Oh Marcy, I didn’t know you were expecting” 😂😂😂

[@HollywoodFlashbackOfficial]

Al & Peg = one of the STRANGEST & most adorable TV couples ever!

[@wdsmauglir4683]

I need to watch some reruns, hilarious 😂

[@SuperMickey57]

I'd say it to your back, but my car only has a half tank of gas! LMAO!!

[@ferociousgustafson4040]

We KNEW it was rude and hurtful. That’s what made it funny. It was television and everyone understood it was a show and not appropriate in real life. Now the television just reminds you to be scared.

[@bradl4761]

I very seldom watched TV with my parents but when I heard this theme song I'd come running!

[@aconsideredopinion7529]

Classic… simply classic 😂😂😂😂

[@Optimalworld]

Absolutely hilarious the writers are amazing Al is my favorite ❤😂

[@user-uj9cc5ch5p]

I loved married with children. It was humor at it's best. The Xman