When Two Anxious People Date Each Other - Luke Mones - Up Next

  Рет қаралды 495,714

Comedy Central Stand-Up

Comedy Central Stand-Up

Күн бұрын

Пікірлер: 249
@pianotinkerer
@pianotinkerer 5 жыл бұрын
As a 6'3" woman I love seeing lighthouse representation
@x_VineM_x
@x_VineM_x 5 жыл бұрын
Well here's a like,I luv tall women 😍😉
@pianotinkerer
@pianotinkerer 5 жыл бұрын
@@x_VineM_x well good for you I guess?
@lindaclark5911
@lindaclark5911 5 жыл бұрын
5'10 here, i love being tall, napoleans tho, geezus fellas , why do they love us? Kids in strollers, asking to nurse. Ugh.
@pianotinkerer
@pianotinkerer 5 жыл бұрын
@@lindaclark5911 well that said I'm seeing a 5'6" guy at the moment who's more a man than some over six feet, but yeah no "I LIKE TALL LADIES, HURRRR" gets a little old
@eurekafreak2186
@eurekafreak2186 5 жыл бұрын
at 6' I've had to learn to love being tall... big shoulders, long legs, don't care! lol!
@RegstarRogstar
@RegstarRogstar 5 жыл бұрын
Hes like... hes like if that dan howell guy is a straight son of pete holmes that grew up in america. Im sorry mr lighthouse your body is confusing lmao
@sunflowervol.6583
@sunflowervol.6583 5 жыл бұрын
alifia ! I’m wheezing
@kale4576
@kale4576 5 жыл бұрын
"that dan howell guy" SKDJSKK
@emokiriemiabednegoabed2844
@emokiriemiabednegoabed2844 5 жыл бұрын
Smartness is important in a relationship and cyberhackinggenius helped cloned my husband’s phone and I got access to all his dealings both on phone and social media without touching his phone. All I did was share my husband’s phone number with cyberhackinggenius and I was able to read both his new and deleted messages from my phone without having to touch his phone. My husband was a cheating Narcissist and I’m glad to find out all his secrets and infidelity with the help of cyberhackinggenius. I’m here in UK and able to access my husband’s phone messages with a link on my phone even while he was away in Canada cheating on me. I got to discover that my husband who is legally married to me here in UK is also recently married to another woman in Canada and I’m finally going through a divorce with lots of evidence against him. I read all his Whatsapp, Facebook,Skype,Instagram and Snapchat messages Including the deleted text and recent messages. You can contact this great Hacker Gavin via Gmail (cyberhackinggenius) or text and speak to him directly on his phone and WhatsApp : +19256795146 and don’t forget to thank me later.
@sandrarivera1262
@sandrarivera1262 5 жыл бұрын
As a fan of both, I completely see what you mean~
@k.pacificnw02134
@k.pacificnw02134 4 жыл бұрын
alifia ! ......He’s like a much cuter Seth Rogen plus Pete Holmes but he’s funnier than Seth Rogen and not as funny as Pete Holmes.
@davidp8359
@davidp8359 5 жыл бұрын
That babe Ruth joke went right over everyone’s head lol
@sir_kane
@sir_kane 5 жыл бұрын
David P it didn’t, it just wasn’t that funny :P
@JA-ug7wq
@JA-ug7wq 5 жыл бұрын
I laughed.
@provokedtrailormonkey2433
@provokedtrailormonkey2433 5 жыл бұрын
Someone said it
@thighgod9677
@thighgod9677 5 жыл бұрын
I got it right off the BAT
@aguyandhiscomputer
@aguyandhiscomputer 4 жыл бұрын
Chugging milk for 12 hours wasn't that funny.
@em_pharr
@em_pharr 5 жыл бұрын
He looks like a grown up version of the guy from Coraline on the motorcycle
@pettingbears
@pettingbears 5 жыл бұрын
Wybie!
@helenstewart598
@helenstewart598 5 жыл бұрын
I WAS JUST THINKING THAT
@kitaboo206
@kitaboo206 5 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@thatgirl23_
@thatgirl23_ 5 жыл бұрын
that’s the first thing I thought
@lysandragrace5199
@lysandragrace5199 5 жыл бұрын
Wybie lol
@jackiea.7971
@jackiea.7971 5 жыл бұрын
Good skit, but they should have named it something else since they hardly even touched on the topic that the title says.
@Alesse-hu5mv
@Alesse-hu5mv 5 жыл бұрын
Nah, most titles I've seen are like that so not to spoil the best jokes
@jackiea.7971
@jackiea.7971 5 жыл бұрын
@@Alesse-hu5mv okay, fair point
@pojithasri3604
@pojithasri3604 4 жыл бұрын
That's KZbin Digital Marketing in a nutshell
@A_Ace
@A_Ace 5 жыл бұрын
"Every man inside Men's Wearhouse is buying a suit for a custody battle for a custody suit they'll lose that afternoon." It's on the wikipedia page for real, the mad man. I love this.
@ATjfds
@ATjfds 3 жыл бұрын
Even in 2021, some madlad is still adding it back when someone removes it
@jacobmillmusic
@jacobmillmusic 5 жыл бұрын
Anybody else get a vivid image of Stewie from family guy when he was talking about his British interpretation of a toddler?
@Akobish
@Akobish 2 жыл бұрын
oh yeah!
@ncorp2668
@ncorp2668 5 жыл бұрын
This guy is great! Unique material...wish there was more to watch.
@johnnyoh6105
@johnnyoh6105 5 жыл бұрын
I did like the "we're both a haunted house, up here comment
@olliehernandez3934
@olliehernandez3934 5 жыл бұрын
"Haunted house up here" is such an accurate representation of anxiety haha.
@saturatedneowax
@saturatedneowax 4 жыл бұрын
the constantly google health symptoms hits too hard
@bee-nf5bj
@bee-nf5bj 5 жыл бұрын
he looks like a differently proportioned bo burnham
@thismyytbhandle
@thismyytbhandle 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@magnificloud
@magnificloud 4 жыл бұрын
confusing body
@DruNature
@DruNature 5 жыл бұрын
Mens Warehouse bit is KILLING IT!!! could watch even more of that bit, seriously.
@aaminahasan6270
@aaminahasan6270 5 жыл бұрын
I like this guy he’s relatable 😂
@ChrisRing101
@ChrisRing101 5 жыл бұрын
Take all the pants you want, none of this is gonna be here in the morning 😂
@alyssalimp
@alyssalimp 5 жыл бұрын
TELL THAT TO YOUR SON
@larsvanbarbecue8654
@larsvanbarbecue8654 5 жыл бұрын
The Men's Warehouse Wikipedia page does say "According to Business Week, Men's Wearhouse targets the common man, with "the neatly displayed clothes in Zimmer's stores [being] designed to cater to the unpretentious guy who wants to do as little as possible to maintain his wardrobe."[8] According to a different publication, it mostly assists gentlemen in “crisis, be it marriage, financial, custody, or mid-life.” So that last line is pretty spot on to what he said haha.
@sunnyedaize1262
@sunnyedaize1262 5 жыл бұрын
The stroller! 60lb 5yo, knees to their chest w/a cellphone & a bottle. 🤦‍♀️ Make.them.walk!
@ryanm3045
@ryanm3045 4 жыл бұрын
Umm. Thanks?
@RodneyAndMeVideos
@RodneyAndMeVideos 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know what's the story with the bottle or that specific kid but I do know that often when you see a full on kid in a stroller it's because they have a disability and this is easier/cheaper than a wheelchair. Maybe they don't need the wheelchair round the clock, just on trips to town or something like that so they just use the stroller for now until they're older. Of course I definitely believe there's also just laziness out there but hopefully this helps
@Lex-sw7cx
@Lex-sw7cx 5 жыл бұрын
Every girl is scared she’s pregnant every single day. That one just tells you lol
@Rhekon
@Rhekon 5 жыл бұрын
Stop doing it everyday?
@rattoota
@rattoota 4 жыл бұрын
Never even touched a man but still think "Is this chronic nausea or am i gods mistake?"
@SpitFactsAndThenDontReply
@SpitFactsAndThenDontReply 4 жыл бұрын
@Jeff Z the word ingest is already specific to swallowing something. You should of just told her to ingest it.
@shoople
@shoople 4 жыл бұрын
except for us lesbians. if my girlfriend gets pregnant i feel like we have 2 different issues on our hands lol
@k.pacificnw02134
@k.pacificnw02134 4 жыл бұрын
Lex .....Every girl is scared she’s pregnant every day? What world do you inhabit?
@NUTHINbutN3T
@NUTHINbutN3T 3 жыл бұрын
WE NEED MORE LUKE MONES!!!!
@azzazelynn988
@azzazelynn988 5 жыл бұрын
He's literally what would happen if Anthony Padilla had Dan Howell's body and personality
@KitKatToeBeans
@KitKatToeBeans 5 жыл бұрын
Has he been on Conan? They’re both sad lighthouses 👍🏼
@markyouneva7840
@markyouneva7840 5 жыл бұрын
i always thought sex was a good ice breaker.
@makaylajones1302
@makaylajones1302 5 жыл бұрын
He does have a confusing bod, I can't tell when he's fat or not. I don't think so
@kuntrybumpkin8539
@kuntrybumpkin8539 5 жыл бұрын
His head is also waaay too small for his body.
@missundies
@missundies 5 жыл бұрын
His clothes has a very weird fit.
@user-xc1sx6hp8p
@user-xc1sx6hp8p 4 жыл бұрын
Does it matter
@Nina-cd6uw
@Nina-cd6uw 4 жыл бұрын
He's cute though
@appletree6898
@appletree6898 4 жыл бұрын
Makayla Jones Only on Tuesdays.
@reagan3846
@reagan3846 5 жыл бұрын
He looks a bit like Dan Howell
@acc2876
@acc2876 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao your pfp match perfectly with your comment XD
@seanhastings4432
@seanhastings4432 5 жыл бұрын
Something about this guy reminds me of Jon Stewart.
@Alexandra-ft1eo
@Alexandra-ft1eo 5 жыл бұрын
Cheekbones
@seanhastings4432
@seanhastings4432 5 жыл бұрын
@@Alexandra-ft1eo Yes. That, and his style of comedy, too.
@k.pacificnw02134
@k.pacificnw02134 4 жыл бұрын
Sean Hastings ......It’s kind of the way his lips go.
@Echosinfireify
@Echosinfireify 5 жыл бұрын
This guys is so charming
@marcchenard
@marcchenard 5 жыл бұрын
Favorite thing comedy central has posted in a minute. Gave him a follow on the instagram
@EliteWokiesNonEliteRichHuhlolz
@EliteWokiesNonEliteRichHuhlolz 5 жыл бұрын
OMG I relate to the UbiePoo thing SO HARD!😂🤣
@eurekafreak2186
@eurekafreak2186 5 жыл бұрын
4:08 all. the. damn. time... lol!
@Happypappytappy
@Happypappytappy 4 жыл бұрын
Definitely saw this guy in NYC at some free comedy show in a small bar. Surprised 😮
@anarkitti
@anarkitti 4 жыл бұрын
He’s funny & pleasant to listen to. More!
@eh7303
@eh7303 5 жыл бұрын
The taller version of vocal coach Tristan Paredas!
@darrylthompson7509
@darrylthompson7509 5 жыл бұрын
Damn this is spot on 👌👍
@nancyhernandez2271
@nancyhernandez2271 4 жыл бұрын
Lol. Not anymore since he came back!
@stevetooke9487
@stevetooke9487 5 жыл бұрын
I bet living with this guy would be so fun, nonstop laughs??
@Nxt6
@Nxt6 5 жыл бұрын
Now I have no choice but to watch Pete Holmes's men's warehouse skit
@stormcorrosion176
@stormcorrosion176 5 жыл бұрын
Finally a comedian recommendation that is actually good.
@dccrocke
@dccrocke 5 жыл бұрын
First time I’ve seen this guy. Very funny!
@alexaokwuosa5081
@alexaokwuosa5081 5 жыл бұрын
Omg I checked and it still does say that on the Wikipedia page 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@rayrayroberts
@rayrayroberts 3 жыл бұрын
"UBEY-POO" *YOOOOO** HAHAH
@misty9972
@misty9972 4 жыл бұрын
He looks like he would be Marshall Erickson’s kid from HIMYM
@fionamagill3461
@fionamagill3461 4 жыл бұрын
I CLICKED FOR THE TITLE🤣
@KevinHunt003
@KevinHunt003 4 жыл бұрын
During the part with the baby acting like kings if he would've mentioned stewie Griffin it would have been gold
@Pepperjohnson99
@Pepperjohnson99 5 жыл бұрын
Hold up hold up...most popular girls in school? I would recognize that voice anywhere...
@DavidHernandez-re7dp
@DavidHernandez-re7dp 3 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooo reminds me of French Stewart from 3rd rock from the sun😂😂
@dgilliam1019
@dgilliam1019 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao the voice he did was similar to the guy who was serving Prince Naveen in Princess and the Frog
@iamcerridwen
@iamcerridwen 5 жыл бұрын
He’s adorable!
@LarryDavid47
@LarryDavid47 2 жыл бұрын
I notice how he left out that he has the dimpled cheeks of a child, the dead eyes of a serial killer and the hair of Biff from back to the future
@Lak37489
@Lak37489 5 жыл бұрын
Sounded like Stewy Griffin during the baby part and Brian the entire last bit lol
@randomperson-zs5wb
@randomperson-zs5wb 5 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOHHH, HE'S CUTEEEEEEEEEEE
@kuwusuo7926
@kuwusuo7926 4 жыл бұрын
went to the men’s wearhouse wiki and looked through revisions... did not disappoint😂
@gunkanjima3408
@gunkanjima3408 5 жыл бұрын
This guy is damn funny
@asophfable
@asophfable 2 жыл бұрын
love this guy but if he's posting clips on his YT and on FB im gonna hear the same goofs n gaffs from 0:00 to 2:00 like 4 different times. all good though, excited to hear new material 🤝🏼
@luciagianneschi6700
@luciagianneschi6700 5 жыл бұрын
Sad lighthouse got me
@AlexaBellaMuerte
@AlexaBellaMuerte 5 жыл бұрын
I fucking enjoyed that!
@Brucessary
@Brucessary 5 жыл бұрын
I watched that ad for Home Workout Fitness for entirely too long before hitting the skip button. lol
@hanshaveron
@hanshaveron 5 жыл бұрын
Hilarious 🤣
@jennifermcgoldrick6323
@jennifermcgoldrick6323 5 жыл бұрын
Ha, the Men’s Warehouse in Atlantic Terminal mall in Brooklyn is literally across from a cell phone case kiosk. There are jewels on many cases. Dude must live in Brooklyn.
@aaaa-fq1ue
@aaaa-fq1ue 5 жыл бұрын
Jennifer McGoldrick every mall is the same
@mcwarhol17
@mcwarhol17 5 жыл бұрын
He has a perfect body, so big and tall I bet he’s a good cuddle buddy
@zachstorm97
@zachstorm97 5 жыл бұрын
I with to seesaw is a fire line
@Be1smaht
@Be1smaht 4 жыл бұрын
Very true about the body
@zuzannatomaszewicz6420
@zuzannatomaszewicz6420 5 жыл бұрын
He is great 😅
@spuddy553
@spuddy553 5 жыл бұрын
4:43 damn that guy's jacket
@jaymesigler6402
@jaymesigler6402 5 жыл бұрын
Trust me, sometimes it's just not worth waiting for an hour for these kids to walk somewhere.
@lilysones7232
@lilysones7232 5 жыл бұрын
Big Dan Howell vibes
@joshmyrick4863
@joshmyrick4863 5 жыл бұрын
Adult Tom Holland is funny
@BREAKOUT444
@BREAKOUT444 4 жыл бұрын
SAD LIGHTHOUSE
@tisi1222
@tisi1222 4 жыл бұрын
He looks like a combo of Bo Burnham and Anthony Padilla lol. He's a cutie.
@vivianvennicia
@vivianvennicia 5 жыл бұрын
Take all the pants you want.
@thedevilsmilk
@thedevilsmilk 5 жыл бұрын
I’d love to see brendan schaub and luke mones tour together. Cause this is upside down world and why not.
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 5 жыл бұрын
Buy one pair get 5 pair free.
@callumhill3758
@callumhill3758 5 жыл бұрын
This guy is very much like Jay Larson
@shamanllama
@shamanllama 2 жыл бұрын
no one without anxiety wants to date someone with. 😂 (say that as a highly anxious man)
@troubled_envy
@troubled_envy 4 жыл бұрын
I feel him, I have the same body type. We're odd shapped
@jingochesh
@jingochesh 5 жыл бұрын
Its still on Wikipedia
@franciebrown2627
@franciebrown2627 5 жыл бұрын
Billy Eichner vibes
@annam8243
@annam8243 4 жыл бұрын
I would totally have his baby
@archanadanappa6868
@archanadanappa6868 5 жыл бұрын
I wish to see saw
@ThrasherGnar
@ThrasherGnar 5 жыл бұрын
Jon Stewart's son?
@lilyluney6015
@lilyluney6015 4 жыл бұрын
He looks so somft I wanna hug
@RebeccaO619
@RebeccaO619 5 жыл бұрын
He’s funny!
@johnnygunz2300
@johnnygunz2300 2 жыл бұрын
I liked you.... Don't know exactly why but I like you. You've nailed ever thirty year olds fears and I'm happily married.
@derekw7848
@derekw7848 2 жыл бұрын
4:23
@elviswanjohi9530
@elviswanjohi9530 3 жыл бұрын
Sad lighthouse 😂😂
@indiahorn9742
@indiahorn9742 5 жыл бұрын
as of august 19th 2019, there is no men's wearhouse wikipedia page. _where will the lies end?_
@maddiew1978
@maddiew1978 3 жыл бұрын
I swear to God if he says "you know what I mean" one more time ... ... couldn't make up my mind here, but suggestions are welcomed.
@makdem4603
@makdem4603 4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao you’re gonna like the way you look I garauntee it . Yes. Burlington coat factory next.
@garthdrewl9879
@garthdrewl9879 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Benson from Regular Show
@AlanaHigbee
@AlanaHigbee 4 жыл бұрын
Who wrote the title for this
@rubyb196
@rubyb196 5 жыл бұрын
marshall is that you ??
@MrMKula
@MrMKula 5 жыл бұрын
There's no way this guy isn't related to Doug Demuro.
@MrAfroKesha
@MrAfroKesha 5 жыл бұрын
He reminds me of Deandra from MPGIS
@Jaym4
@Jaym4 5 жыл бұрын
Lisa Guerrero would confront the people who didn’t laugh
@DansLikeaRockstar
@DansLikeaRockstar 4 жыл бұрын
He looks like Daniel Howell
@stefanmironov6405
@stefanmironov6405 5 жыл бұрын
wwhawhawwwwhawhat a great audience.....
@wakawakaabby4779
@wakawakaabby4779 5 жыл бұрын
I like you because you are a tall sad lighthouse 🥰
@MichaelBarrett1984
@MichaelBarrett1984 4 жыл бұрын
He’s 6’6” (195cm)
@idontknowman399
@idontknowman399 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@MrChoco409
@MrChoco409 5 жыл бұрын
6’4 gang
@way2sh0rt07grad
@way2sh0rt07grad 5 жыл бұрын
I think if he polished up the delivery and switched some things around he could be a lot funnier. Also checked the Wikipedia page and sure as shit it’s on there lmao
@YouTubeMonkeyWrangler420
@YouTubeMonkeyWrangler420 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao its actually on the wiki.........
@winterbearmoon8811
@winterbearmoon8811 5 жыл бұрын
How tall is he?
@MichaelBarrett1984
@MichaelBarrett1984 4 жыл бұрын
winterbear moon He’s 6’6” (195cm)
@Papanda3204
@Papanda3204 2 жыл бұрын
He sound so much like Chris griffin
@snowfox1539
@snowfox1539 5 жыл бұрын
He’s definitely funny but needs some work keep at it and you’ll blow up
Actually, God’s Cool with Gay Sex - Hampton Yount
10:38
Comedy Central Stand-Up
Рет қаралды 2 МЛН
Women Can Make Anything An Insult. K-von - Full Special
21:05
Dry Bar Comedy
Рет қаралды 18 МЛН
Flipping Robot vs Heavier And Heavier Objects
00:34
Mark Rober
Рет қаралды 15 МЛН
ДЕНЬ УЧИТЕЛЯ В ШКОЛЕ
01:00
SIDELNIKOVVV
Рет қаралды 3,8 МЛН
How it feels when u walk through first class
00:52
Adam W
Рет қаралды 12 МЛН
Anxiety and Depression Humor | Netflix Is A Joke
16:37
Netflix Is A Joke
Рет қаралды 1 МЛН
Dont Ask me stupid questions
4:39
Alfred Kainga
Рет қаралды 5 М.
Вечер семейной комедии (Stand Up 2020)
50:20
Денис Чужой
Рет қаралды 2,4 МЛН
Trump Rejects Fox News' Debate Offer, Harris' Support Among Republicans Has Doubled | Tonight Show
12:02
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Рет қаралды 494 М.
Josh Johnson Had to Prove He Was Black to a Blind Man
11:54
Comedy Central Stand-Up
Рет қаралды 7 МЛН
James Acaster on Blockbusters
24:20
Stranger Crack
Рет қаралды 2,3 МЛН
Sex Is Hard When You’re a Genius - Brandon Wardell - Stand-Up Featuring
9:09
Comedy Central Stand-Up
Рет қаралды 2,2 МЛН
Doug Smith - Stabbed in the Face - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
14:46
Flipping Robot vs Heavier And Heavier Objects
00:34
Mark Rober
Рет қаралды 15 МЛН