When Were You The Most Hurt? (Ask CH)

[@yarinice1]

Damn, that animator is hilarious.

[@xen0vantage542]

"I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee."

[@marieso2293]

Yup. I liked the part with the blood pooling everywhere :D

[@Wezi82]

SuperGenericMan You would have thought they'd add a link to the animator in the subscription. Does anyone know who animated this?

[@mewwew411]

SuperGenericMan I guess

[@creature2669]

SuperGenericMan WOAH , IS THAT THE GUY FROM DECAP ATTACK? I LOVED THAT GAME , DO YOU WANNA MAKE A FAN CLUB ???? kappa

[@amberdenney4217]

"I am injured. This is a bad thing."

[@AlxHotCocoaMan]

"well diddly darn my dude but im hungry lets consume"

[@Pikashockdragon]

"BTW, have you seen your knees?"

[@tridiots3681]

well shit but i guess i'll wait for it to be naturally healed because im stupid

[@anyasaunders916]

I broke my nose against a teammates head in a rugby match and I remember being on my hands and knees right after thinking, “nothing hurts, you’re not dizzy, just get up and keep playing” and my body just would not let me. Like it seriously didn’t hurt too bad at the time but there was some instinct in me yelling DONT MOVE SOMETHING IS WRONG YOU ARE INJURED

[@voidofethics]

i had the same experience, my nose broke and now its dislocated

[@coopersutherland8550]

Ever read Ender's game? There's a scene where Ender(Main character) punches a dude so hard in the nose he just dies. Something about it damaging the brain. Not sure if it's realistic at all, but anyway glad you're okay.

[@daftbanna7202]

@@coopersutherland8550 there's a small chance the bone goes back into the brain but that's with tons of force

[@yourweirdunclejosh5670]

Everyone else’s: yeah I broke a bone Pats: a whole clown is out to get him and break HIS nose and no one else’s and a curse is lifted once he breaks his nose in the mirror maze

[@Bunniehuhnnie]

IK I LOVE THAT LIL DETAIL

[@Palmerater]

Soccer accident. Broke 4 ribs, coughing up blood, punctured and collapsed right lung. Ball didn't go in the net. I was the goalie.

[@Mister_O]

Worth it

[@leafymarmot6348]

Yup worth it

[@alliechastain9369]

Broken ribs... Destroyed right lung... Coughs up blood... I'm sorry I have to... "Half of my respiratory organs were destroyed " -All-Might

[@airnomad2650]

@@alliechastain9369 lmaooo

[@thomascatt7696]

bro how

[@armanmahyari1270]

I once got run over by a shopping cart at Target...

[@evalig871]

Arman Mahyari was it black friday?

[@flowerzoni]

It was me

[@sebastianrodriguezfajardo6631]

I fell off one

[@ColoradoCopperhead]

One time I was at Lowe's and I got in the race car carts in my fridge started spinning it around while I was in it and the car flipped over landed on my head

[@ColoradoCopperhead]

Friend

[@ariqrayhan7230]

The corner of the bed and pinky toes doesn't match well

[@Yikeowsky]

Same or the table leg

[@clyde.l8353]

Same but i hit both and they look same

[@missingno2401]

The elbow and seat belt in the summer doesn't mix well.

[@super6746]

facts

[@rainey2045]

I did the same but broke my big toe on my doorframe

[@saschalevi6486]

"I AM INJURED, THIS IS A BAD THING" is the funniest shit for some reason.

[@theitalianwarlord2954]

God I love the animator

[@procan4552]

SixBlackTech i think its caldwell

[@kithmikslmao9263]

I was born with glass bones and paper skin, every noght I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. Every day is a pain man.

[@jvmastermind1171]

Yesssssssssssszszsz

[@deadshotkillerz]

Same

[@elliotstewart-estes3719]

That's literally from sponge bob.

[@robertlotreckmusic]

john cake ...so would you like to buy this chocolate?

[@monkeyb0xfilms216]

Once I ran in to a diner and slipped on an ice cube

[@eliyf]

I was 13 I was sitting on my couch with my little brother (he was 11 at the time) My legs were rested on my table and my little brother jumped straight on my left leg out of nowhere. The pressure from him legit made my knee touch the ground while my feet were still on the table. I tore ACL and had to get surgery. Yup.

[@churbis6986]

I saw something like that on a football (or soccer where ever you come from) and a guy came a charged his helmet into the other players knee and he flew foward and his leg bent the wrong way oh god i couldnt eat anything cause i lost my appetite after seeing that injury i cant imagine how it was for you :O

[@joshalouseph23]

Thats a STUPID brother

[@human-or2xf]

Am i the only one who is not going to stand without some back and front leg support

[@amandajay666]

Oof...

[@llamanarwhal3774]

Eli Kahler i HATE LITTLE KIDS

[@_Suwiya]

I was at house eating Dorito when phone rang "club penguin is kil" "no"

[@bigwijdsljla]

Sorry for bad English

[@buruleanmanuel8508]

I watched this video,but club penguin is reborn Yes

[@RedGMD]

@@bigwijdsljla that makes it better

[@tofurama]

169 likes. Nice

[@Funkoh]

Club penguin kill?

[@Tycho3889]

The worst pain I ever experienced was when I was about 13 and I decided to be cool in front of my friends and brother and started to flip a machete when I failed to catch it and it landed straight through my foot. My whole sock was just blood red. I didn’t even go to the hospital. I just got my dad to bandage it and eventually it healed

[@jkrue4346]

Itheslayer htf did you get a machete 😂 lmao

[@clownsharks]

literally no one cares

[@dudemanbro06]

@@clownsharks yet here you are replying to his comment

[@thegamingfungushoodclips]

@@clownsharks then why Are you commenting

[@NJKSchola]

@@clownsharks um actually they do They video said to comment down when you were most hurt _sooooooo_ Get your negative behind outta here

[@dr.ligmahnutts2993]

I was walking home one night through town, when this guy runs up to me and says 'give me your phone' me being a smartass I say no and throw a punch. Now just as I'm about to throw the second punch I feel a nike air max hit me in the back of the head which took me to the floor. I then remember maybe about 15 people kicking the shit out of me to which I then woke up slumped on the floor back against the wall. I split my lip, my left eye was closed shut, broke a rib and my hand was swollen. They didn't even take my phone though.

[@macncheese2737]

It's still a win then! They must've been really stupid.

[@loedje]

That's pretty badass. But then again, you're Bruce Wayne

[@pvnpsychosinner]

bruce wayne worth it.. LOLOLOL

[@avatre1002]

+bruce wayne Daaaaaaamn that's harcore. RESPECT!

[@masterchief1215]

bruce wayne I'm batman!!!!!!.... wait what

[@real_mushroom_hunter]

I cut my finger when I was trying to cut bark of a stick. Also I once fell out of a tree and had a massive scratch because of the branches... Moral of the story: tree's are dangerous Edit: I changed it a bit because this comment was old and way to overexaggerated

[@breadboyy7163]

Your entire body didnt rip open you would be dead

[@dudemanbro06]

@@breadboyy7163 yea you are right. All of his organs would be spilling out

[@xanderdagreat6995]

I also cut my finger whil making a project it looks like dis ()

[@Ravertine]

Was the tree a mortal Kombat character

[@pandorabox6667]

They do seem a bit shady

[@yeetusskeetus6527]

"Are you okay?" "yeah, i am." *"Where are your knees"*

[@therealbrappuccino]

STEPPED ON A DAMN LEGO WITH BARE FEET

[@yvindfotland116]

Benjamin Natividad omg are u even alive?

[@therealbrappuccino]

Much Doge **cough** **cough**, hanging in there...

[@deathzombine]

Benjamin Natividad *Pukes Blood* Damn legos.. They killed my family and broke my foot!

[@user-gk2sc4ky4i]

deathzombine ^pfft

[@raining214]

IVE DONE THAT A MILLION TIMES! THE PAIN.

[@rombow1319]

"I sat on a banana once and of course, that changed my life."

[@miaqtheliar4152]

Lol Jimmy newtron

[@marcburmholdt5382]

Dats wat she sed. (Don't worry, I am aware of all my mistakes.)

[@happydevilsyt5937]

I kinda dried in a dryer. It was a auto lock and opens when cycle is over, so I got spun a lot

[@jackmcdermott917]

Haha well my whole arm got cut off cos a circular saw at my work, I was fired, so I sued there asses!

[@orlakimberley7937]

um not to judge u or anything but that wouldn't be possible . u see first of all u wouldn't be able to get in the dryer not even a 3 year old would be able .2nd of all the heat of the dryer would be too much pressure to handle so your body would shut down . and last of all u would run out of oxygen if you were in a dryer for 1 full cycle so yeah that isn't in the slightest possible sorry to prove u wrong but its true.

[@them3lon8r72]

you asked for my most painful experience, so here it is : OK, so I went to this campsite to visit one of my mom's co-workers, I got bored after a while and (me being five)decided to sit down in front of the fire pit from last night, it only had ashes, but they didn't pour water on them, so they(as I would soon find out) were still SCORCHING hot. My dad called me to get my lunchable, I tripped on the outside ring of the pit, and fell hands first into the ashes(luckily ONLY my hands, or I might have worse than a large permanent scar on my right palm). I pushed myself out, looked at my hands, and started screaming while spinning around in circles out of sheer panic, after a while a helicopter came onto the street right next to the area they were camping at and brought me to the hospital. I had bandages on both hands for a while, and a cast on my right hand for a long period of time(I forgot exactly how long). Also, during that period, my parents had to peel off the dead skin from my hands, which, belive it or not, is just as painful as you may think having someone take off your skin would be. I think that should work as my most painful experience ever.

[@mizu_bunny]

But did you eat your lunchable?

[@lufoxdio]

@@mizu_bunny this is the greatest reply to a comment I've ever seen

[@whtusern]

I love how shakey everything is

[@fella9921]

You mean you like the movement?

[@MrFreakshow182]

Hit my head pretty badly at school, passed out in the playground, woke up with a broken arm in a puddle of my own piss.

[@tombraider200571]

MrFreakshow182 These raises a lot of questions, and I to damn curious...

[@MrFreakshow182]

Paul Shriner I cri everytim

[@jamespage1392]

MrFreakshow182 I don't think crying is controlled by your bladder... :)

[@matchinama]

MrFreakshow182 You're lucky, I fell down in 1st grade & had my entire face scraped off,all the nurse did was give me band-aids.

[@o11o01]

***** same thing happened to me but lets just say I didn't know not to use the front brake yet and my uncle is a dick XD

[@sofiamontelibano2054]

I was 6 and just learning how to bike. There was a very steep circle around the "kids training section" for professional bikers to go on. I had a great time, my family had a great time, nothing happened... until it was time to go home. I was walking my bike up the hill, (my family inside the car except for my dad) when he said "Hey, do you think you can bike in this hill?" He say my terrified look and assured me he'd be right by my side the entire time. I began to bike, but with training wheels on a steep hill, you don't get very far. My bike began to tip over, and my dad WHO WASN'T BY MY SIDE (he didn't expect me to fall this early on) threw his bike next to me to catch me! I fell on the spokes and there was a HUGE scar all the way down my leg! I was BAWLING and he had to carry me to the car. I had the scar for four years, and my mom had to bandage me up for probably like two months. My dad never tried to push my limits again.

[@pikadragon6826]

Sofia Montelibano speaking of bikes my sister could ride her bike before me even though she's younger than me only because my handle was backwards

[@LEL612]

When I was 14 or something I was horseback riding and when I started to canter, the horse tripped and didn't manage to coordinate herself so she wouldn't fall forward. Needless to say, we did fall. She tumbeled forward, landed on her head and rolled over along her back. While I was sitting on top of her. She crushed me beneath herself, breaking my collarbone and 2 of my ribs. Luckily, The horse got out of the accident without any injuries!

[@marcburmholdt5382]

Is the horse ok?!? No, no one cares about you, Leah!

[@LEL612]

+Lorenzo Escalante As I already explained, Paulina (the horse) didn't suffer any injuries, thanks for asking, kind stranger 😂

[@marcburmholdt5382]

+Leah Jenfeldt I'm kidding! Hopefully you have completely recovered from your injuries. The same thing happened to my grandfather, and now he is, sadly, crippled.

[@LEL612]

+Lorenzo Escalante I know you were just kidding:) I'm so sorry to hear what happened to your grandfather, God bless him! and yes, I did completely recover:)

[@kittencritter7914]

Ouch!

[@rachel4bz]

I had warts when I was eleven and I was staying at my grandma's house for the summer, she said she would take me to get my warts removed. They offered to put liquid nitrogen on my warts but they would have to do it longer on them since it takes four rounds of liquid nitrogen on it and I only had a couple days left of summer. So they kept pouring liquid nitrogen on my finger for about two minutes, it felt like fire on my skin and I was telling myself not to bite the nurses hand.

[@NotDeBread]

I had to freeze my off Warts 7 times ._.

[@judyberger3041]

When I was in kindergarten, I was trying to balance on this three foot tall bar thing and stand in it. As you may have guessed, that didn't work out well and I hit my foot onto the concrete conveniently where the safety rubber mat on the floor of the playground didn't reach. I sat there for about five minutes in searing pain with these kids crowded over me. Finally, this teacher guy came over and carried me to the office. Now the problem with my school at the time was that our principal had just left and this new lady was the substitute for about a month. We also didn't have a proper nurse in the office so it was just me on this gross leather bed thing that they put the sick kids on. So, I was being held in expert care by the teacher helper guy and about eight ice packs. The principal substitute had no idea what to do. She ended up telling my mom that I was fine and that I was just overreacting. After another hour of it being clear that I was genuinely hurt, she called my mom to tell her to take me home. Of course, my mom was much more cleaver and took me to the hospital where they gave me an x-ray. Turns out that what I had was a spiral fracture all the way up my leg and a break at the ankle. And I had been sitting in that leather bed for about two hours with a spiral fracture. Not fun.

[@judyberger3041]

Also, I posted this for people to laugh at my pain so I won't get offended if you find it humorous. (:

[@maxultimate2721]

Sounds like the substitute is an indecisive idiot

[@_derpyvik_8273]

You poor soul ;( are you ok now?

[@WZen0]

When i was like 11 we lived at the top of a hill and to get to my door there was like a 100m way that was going down extremly steep and for some reason i was up there at the top riding my bike and thought it would be a good idea to try turning some screws so i ended up destroying my break and driving 100 m down a hill straight into a wall of concrede i ended up with a broken skull

[@Nikotine.420]

Judy Berger right them dirty ass beds I always wondered what they would feel like but now I’m like nevermind and we had some speds at our school

[@dare1039]

Back in Middle School I had a bully. I could put up with the shit talking, I just couldn't put up with him hitting/ kicking me. During recess I walk the track because I have nothing better to do. I see him walking the opposite way and I know hes gonna do something. I just keep walking because I thought it wouldnt be much. He tried tripping me and dumbass tripped himself. He got angry when I laughed at him and punched me in the gut knocking the wind out of me. I tried pushing him away from me but got kicked in the testicles before I could do anything, he than punched my nose and it started bleeding. When this was over we both got suspended for fighting. I still think that shit was unfair, even when I explained what happened, they still said I was fighting regardless and I was no better than him in this situation...

[@deadeye5125]

shit I would have came back to school with by soccer shoes and stepped on his foot and then punch him back in the nose then push him down.

[@panda4067]

Dare103 it might be quite stupid but I bring a knife which I can flip out if someone tries attacking me ( which I haven't done before :P)

[@dare1039]

Don't fucking do that (especially at school). If this were to happen... make sure to get away or something, but never pull a knife. Even if you were to bring it out to act threatning, the consequences would be harsher on you. Just make sure this is an absolute LAST RESORT, like near death.

[@panda4067]

Dare103 I've never pulled a knife I mainly have it there if I get in massive danger (someone tries to kidnap me) and when I said everywhere I only have it in my bag and usually at school I put it my bag with a case with it

[@thatscnotk]

Dare103 I love how you used 'testicles' instead of 'balls' 😂

[@lukacrispy]

Once i looked in a mirror and saw myslef

[@blackpanthe25ishot90]

OreoJ7 ! Ohhhhh I know what that fell likes

[@ronald.jchanefeild5279]

I feel that bro

[@Childrenbestbeware]

*being a vampire, i saw myself too*

[@Bob-aaaaa]

Boy that must of hurt I mean How are you still alive

[@lukasferguson2427]

You spelled myself wrong

[@frankstone333]

I broke my wrist trying to put on my shoe and almost had to get surgery on it

[@jackiematanza2791]

ye like the other dude said *LIE DETECTED*

[@SipOver_X-9000]

Wha wh did

[@literal_trash.]

Must be really REALLY late for work

[@poptrixmania]

What, that makes no sense

[@kalywalykeke]

I was the most hurt when my crush called me buddy...

[@nonope310]

ooooooooooooooooo ouch that sucks

[@joshuad1925]

It okay *Gives you ice cream flavored bandages.....If that's even a thing* Is that a thing? I don't think that's a thing.Well now it is...enjoy

[@thegeniusgamer4436]

It's okay man, it's okay...

[@thundrite279]

My crush was most hurt when she called me buddy, Tch, yep

[@zuelong8028]

hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha

[@MyrnaMurphy]

I don't believe in "getting hurt". I'm waiting till marriage.

[@kobotkiller]

Myrna Murphy this ain't jacksfilms

[@clevertronn]

Myrna Murphy bad day?

[@goobagel]

Cool cool

[@wrochonmark]

Myrna Murphy whats with all the jacksfilms jokes

[@migadepancito]

* tips fedora *

[@XC11301991]

Fell on a pole that pierced through by bottom mouth. Was too shocked to feel anything, but could see all the blood coming out.

[@g.n.hproductions7455]

Holy shit that EXACT thing happened to me but on my head just above my eye brow needles to say I was in the ER 😂😂😂 didn't feel a thing

[@Rngd805.]

Fly kicks02 Same but mine was on the right side of my head, now I have a scar where my hair use to be

[@e.t.291]

GSDAkatsuki Oh that's sick! Also reminds me of the movie Hot Fuzz, heh..

[@evilyoutuber9666]

GSDAkatsuki OMG ARE YOU OKAY NOW?

[@lemue4972]

I almost cut my fingers off a didn't feel anything

[@IronBrandon22]

I was around 10, I was playing at a park (with my first crush) and I was climbing a *slide.* Then, I fell off and broke my ankle, I was *crawling* to my mom and guess what she did... Absolutely *NOTHING,* she was standing there looking at me like I was joking, of course when she realized I was actually hurt, she immediately brought me to the hospital... I think I cried the whole way 😐

[@glitchedgirI]

I once was at Wrightville Beach, NC visiting friends of my parents. I was 11 years old. My parents friends were renting a humongous 4 story beach house with a pool and private beach access. So I wanted to go to the beach and play in the sand, but when I got there, it was more sharp shells than soft sand. I still played in the water until a wave made me slip and fall and I recieved a huge gash on my right buttcheek. It hurt a lot too because all the salt in the wound. It also wouldn't stop bleeding until 30 minutes later.

[@RonBerglund]

Rachel Abbey lol used to live in North Carolina, they have the worst beaches

[@ginganinja218]

Rachel Abbey your but check haha we live in moray scotland THE BEST BEACH

[@toetotipthatsabart5048]

tripped over a brick and landed on grass. broken arm. I am pathetic.

[@akaking7499]

Melody Pond yes! yes you are.

[@gkjzhgffjh]

Melody Pond I stumbled in sports class, fell on my arm, broke it. You aren't the only one.

[@EmmaW5]

I was 6 and tied my school bag to my dress straps (waist ribbon?), thinking I was clever not having to carry it. A bike ran over my bag, I fell over and landed on my arm on the kerb...snapped both bones of my arm just below the wrist. Smooth.

[@natboncey4908]

EmmaW5 sounds painful

[@natboncey4908]

Nathaniel boncey my brother somehow did something worse. you know there's two bones in your fore arm. my brother fell directly onto his arm one bone snapped away and was pushed forwards into the wrist.he needed about 5 operations.

[@myleslin6737]

When my scooter hit my ankle.

[@datura087]

yup, it hurts

[@death-bacteria6454]

+Areli Moreno so true

[@datura087]

Irenia Galao Happens to me all the time

[@harambe9325]

So true😂

[@aquarium778]

yup

[@jamesreid1426]

I was at ju jitsu and someone throw me over their shoulder "shoulder trow" and I landed on my side knee first on the hard wood floor and dislocated my knee cap and my friend didn't realize so he put me I a arm bar and then I let out the most terrifying scream ever stopping everyone from what they were doing🤕🤕🤕

[@janessagray1554]

So once I was running in my house (my brother was chasing me) and I ran into a glass door and I fell I got up checked my legs no cuts arms no cuts only for one small one and then I look at my wrist blood EVERYWHERE next thing I know I'm in a hospital room the doctor said "she might need stitches" I was like nonunion onononononononon but long story short I almost cut my main artery and for like 3 weeks I did nothing and my doctor pulled the stitches out weirdest feeling ever!!!!

[@athing18]

In January 2011, I had joined ROBLOX and became obsessed. Under a week after my ninth birthday in August 2011, I was playing on Site Test ROBLOX. Basically it was a server test for ROBLOX with its own server, players and everything. You could even have free OBC. At some point, my game was the most played and it was an admin game. Some were pretending to be Mario(?) so I thought it would be cool to be Mario IRL. I took a curtain rod in my room, started throwing it around pretending it was a flagpole and jumped like Mario. I don’t remember exactly how it happened, but that curtain rod had pierced my upper thigh and I was kneeling on the ground in pain. I thought it was just a scratch until my older sister looked thinking I was over exaggerating, turns out there was a huge hole in my leg. For the month there on, I went to plastic surgery back and back, and of course, kept playing ROBLOX. Until I got tired of it sometime 2013-2014. It just isn’t the same. Moral of the story; ROBLOX endangers our children. Edit: *woooooooooooshh* roblox doesnt endanger anyone

[@celuxis7157]

a thing blame roblox, huh? Your idea!

[@day4131]

a thing No, Roblox doesn't endanger. Even I'm sorry for your leg RIP leg

[@raul2945]

Rina :3 Oders

[@thatonebirdo3271]

I saw you on a portrayed by gumball video

[@AwoogasYoutubeChannel]

You know what... as I was reading this I felt bad for you, but since you blamed roblox for you being in idiot, I'm kinda glad you got injured.

[@dontwatchtheworldburn3673]

I guess I'm lucky. I've lived 16 years without breaking a single bone.

[@pedrosmith1525]

Knock on wood m8

[@omega-ed5eo]

LoL Productions Totes. Until last summer, I was fine. Went to boy scout camp, and was sitting on one of those tiny red metal wagons (someone used it to bring their stuff to the campsite) next to a really steep hill. Then someone visiting our campsite from another troop thought that it would be a good idea to push me down the hill on it backwards. Broke my collar bone (the edge of the wagon landed on it), my wrist (shouldn't need an explanation), and got a stress fracture in my spine (landed with my back directly on a rock). It sucked. A lot. And the pussy who pushed me started crying and ran back to his campsite. The bitch was 16.

[@natalierodriguez1773]

Same here, but mines 15Years

[@cocayoung4665]

I hope I'm that lucky I have this thing where I just get so close to danger then I'm saved :P like one the I was running because it was tag and a door flew open I barley got my head out of the way an other time my sister threw a peculiar at me the sharp end was about to hit my open eye when I flinched it hit the side of my nose then bounced off an other my bunk bed the ladder was really wobbly and it was night had to go piss fell off but if I didn't curl up to the left I would of fallen on my weights my head was a couple inches a way

[@natalierodriguez1773]

Wow, that's a lot. 😯😯

[@sn3pz891]

I remember I was on my bike when I was... 9? I was riding on concrete pavement with a close friend of mine, and I was wearing a drawstring hoodie. For some apparent reason, we thought it would be smart to put up my hood and pull the strings so that I couldn’t see. THEN, I would have to ride full speed with my friend guiding me. So that’s what we did. But then.... My friend spotted another friend of theirs, and we headed near the medal equipment area of the playground. Me: “Dude, where are we?... I thought we were staying near the concrete area of the park???” Friend: *laughing with other friend.* Me: I- Next thing you know, my head strongly bangs hard against the metal equipment, and I fell down face first. I’m not gonna get into detail... but... I can still here the ringing of the metal to this day.. OWO

[@marshmellowguy586]

OWO ???

[@jackiematanza2791]

YOUR friend should not be ur friend anymor

[@retrobrian1]

Some one shot up a club and I caught a stray bullet in the shoulder. Bullets hurt like hell.

[@I-VisiBomb-I]

Dick Drizzle there should be a rule banning bullets.

[@SamuriLemonX18]

Dick Drizzle Man that should totally be illegal

[@user-bi4tr2lj4m]

What's a club?

[@FishoD]

Dick Drizzle pchchsstt... you should try getting removed a small metal piece stuck into deep into your stomach muscles and getting stitched up... all without ANY painkillers... because the small city it happened in had a "very high" level hospital

[@TheDanorte]

DatSexy CamelGuy A bar/disco, a club. It seems someone began a shooting inside a club. I'm not sure tho.

[@kris3160]

when I was inside 4th grade Sometimes on Friday my health teacher would take me out to the playground to have free time and play soccer. Since I sucked at anything but goalie I played goalie. My friends attempted to kick the ball into my net but instead of kicking it away from it I tripped on the ball fell onto a brick wall and then onto the floor. Later I stayed home from school for one week and apparently when I went to the doctors I had a concussion

[@theone8873]

Kris you’re missing an “and” between “ball” and “fell”

[@hydromitten]

Why u have Health teacher... In 4th GRADE?

[@bigurn3808]

My sister played goalie in gym class once (she 10th grade), apparently the girl who kicked the ball was on the soccer team. Idk what my sister did to try to stop this ball. I come home from school and she's in a wheelchair with a neck brace, a boot on her foot, and her arm in a sling...swore the girl did it on purpose? Lmao idk still baffles me

[@maxxnunn3507]

So I was walking into my English class thinking it would be a normal day and I thought "I'm bored already I'll just jump on my desk". So within 20 seconds of being in class I fall off my desk and (like one of those crazy ass videos of peoples' legs breaking) I sprain my ankle. This hurt sooooooooo much more than I imagined and I started tearing up but I didn't wanna cry and look like a wimp. I asked my teacher for a clinic pass and she makes me wait 20 MINUTES before I can go. My buddy basically carried me to the clinic on the other side of the school. I iced my ankle and I thought I was okay but it was pretty bad still. The nurse told me to text my parents, but I didn't wanna worry them so I pretended to so she'd get off my case. My ex girlfriend ended up walking me to my last hour of the day. My teacher said that I looked like Frankenstein with the way I limped. I had a performance in my choir that day too and I promised them I would go so I ended up standing on one leg the entire time. I went to school the next day with everyone asking what happened so I explained the story kinda like this and I showed my English teacher what she didn't let me leave for and that's probably the worst pain I've ever been in.

[@pikadragon6826]

Maxx Nunn that must have hurt a lot also CHOIR FOR LIFE!!!

[@ioo15yearsago57]

XxPikaDragonxX i feel bad for you

[@maelxmusic1613]

Maxx Nunn prolly didn’t let you leave bc you were being a jack ass and jumping on her desks lol

[@ItsFizzyFox]

When I was 7 I went sledding down this really sketchy hill that had no real clear parh. It was super steep and led strait to the frozen river. I was the first one to go down the hill between my brother and I. My brother pushed my sled down the hill and I gained speed so fast and I was dodging the few trees in my path.... suddenly the space gets clear and I'm just about to slide on the ice of the frozen river when out of the blue my entire body goes from going full speed down a steep hill to an absolute stop. Turns out there was a rope tied between two trees that was just at the level of my soft tender neck. I hit the rope so fast I genuinely thought my neck was cut clean open....how I didn't die or sent to the hospital? I seriously have no clue. I kinda got up afterwards and grabbed my neck gasping for air and not being able to speak. I did collapse from how intense the force was. Luckily I was able to walk away with nothing More than a severe gash/burn across my neck. Oh and I must say.......it hurt so fucking bad.... Thanks for reading my story! I hope you enjoyed and if so leave a like or comment ,💕✌️

[@xx_dank_memer65_xx]

oof that sux

[@rattus7870]

E

[@samuellewis48]

F

[@worthlesspieceofshit144]

Xx_Dank_Memer65_xX why hello brother

[@picklebot9839]

I once lost my pet rock

[@childrestrainingorder5813]

Hope you find him

[@nathan043]

omg

[@derrickm4687]

Oh my god!!! Did you ever find it?

[@norahansen4339]

Picklebot I hope you are doing well and I hope you find your pet rock 😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯

[@baileylandsteiner733]

Picklebot l

[@durpddurke4633]

I once had chicken pox on all the wrong places.

[@adamdabest0839]

What wrong places

[@jaquelinbutkovic1223]

Dabbing Man ur mom

[@megas5343]

Dick

[@MuhammadUsman-xn7vp]

Ouch...

[@arham5207]

Da Dragon Durp i

[@gavinalbritton7246]

One time, I died. But I'm fine now.

[@daanzzmeister7178]

Gavin Albritton omg same

[@goat3799]

Hey me too

[@ethanhanna1669]

Gavin Albritton omg thank goodness your ok

[@amalieharpoth9817]

Gavin Albritton hahahaha

[@meechmeech3375]

Stop it, get some help.

[@ericdevdan3156]

Mental pain: one of the teacher said that i am worthless Phisical pain: i fell of a bike when i was 3

[@shandiwarren6454]

Oh please report that teacher. That's such an awful thing to say. You are not worthless.

[@esmeme69]

i was most hurt when my crush started dating my best friend

[@esmeme69]

huskyz2000 Gaming it was pretty shitty

[@maxh4102]

same thing happened to me but i celebrated because i hated her and she was very clingy

[@sameythesavagecyborg732]

whowhatwhenwherewtf aka Esme this is not a teen cheated corner

[@natew6319]

It happens to the best of us 😭😭😭

[@crime_wave1262]

whowhatwhenwherewtf aka Esme

[@danishqureshi8583]

A scooter hit my ankles once..

[@nyxie653]

Danish Qureshi oof

[@409inyourcoffeemaker9]

When It hits your shin

[@makkenahdottai4582]

Danish Qureshi I can relate to this story

[@thatonebirdo3271]

That happens to me way too many times

[@Autumpurrfect]

Worst one.

[@grimtin10]

One time at school (in like 2nd grade i think maybe 1st yes first) we were at P.E. and well, we were playing with a giant beach ball. And you know like, passing it around. So then my classmate (Troy) proceeds to kick the ball. Now, that wasn't a bad thing. He passed it to me. It hit me RIGHT in the face. And of course I fell over and hit the hard tile floor on the back of my head. I... was paralyzed. I couldn't move. Or cry. Or talk. Or yell. All I could do is see and feel and hear everything. It felt SUPER weird. Also another time I was in like kindergarten, I tipped my chair. And then proceeded to get a giant wound on my chin from hitting the corner of the table. Don't tip your chairs kids. Also I still have the scar. ANOTHER time (this was in 4th grade) I was running to the door to get in to school. You know those drainage grate things? Well I tripped and scraped my knee. A lot. On the concrete. And was on the ground crying. Now thank GOD a teacher saw me and helped me to the office. I got a large bandaid and a couple smaller ones. Had to go to the office multiple times to get new bandaids. Remember, this was on my KNEE. I had a scab (ew) for like almost a month. Maybe more than a month. It sucked. I also just wasted my time writing a novel. The novel is titled "This damn comment".

[@serglian8558]

Grimtin10 I once slammed my hand into the braille on a water fountain.

[@lunchmint3009]

Rip

[@jacobgiles8425]

I saw his comment and was like "awww" and then remembered I have 4 scars on my face do to falling face first into asfault

[@bilda886]

I was like wait he didn’t finish his comment then I’m like wait there’s more, I press read more and I’m like OH MY GOSH THIS IS LONGER THAN MY DI-.........

[@0axel078]

new year's eve 2004-2005, at a party, i ran mouth-first into the edge of a ping-pong table, knocking my two front teeth clean out, spent the rest of the night in the emergency room

[@jolly9244]

once i was on top of a homemade zipline 6 feet off the ground between two trees that my friends and i made. i tried to jump off it, but i pushed the line back and i ended up faceplanting. but durring the fall, i put my hands in front of me to break the fall. but i ended up fracturing my right wrist and nearly the same with my left wrist. and the zipline was at a friend's, so i had to ride my bike up a hill to get to my house. no, actually, screw that. once i was riding my bike on a windy road with some sand on it, and i tried to turn but the sand made me fall. so i was tangled in my bike. so oncei untangled, i checked myself to see if i was okay. but i tore my right knee open. and i still had to ride home and up a few hills to get home. once i got home my dad bandeged me up. the only goodthing about that was that since i had a homemade cast, i couldn't do p.e. so i sat out and the girl i liked also had a leg injury. so i got to talk to her. ps i have a lot more stories ask me if you want more. Ok heres more. So once when i was 5 i was running on the playground in my school and i tripped right before a small stone wall , so i landed on my humorous and broke it in three places. And it literally went to the other side of my elbow, so i couldnt move it. Like say my humorous is 1 in 123. My elbow was 231. So i checked into the doc later that day and had surgery at midnight. So i had to wear a cast for 6 monthes and then physical something (i forgot what it called) and had to relearn how to move my arm. Now my arm can bend in the waybit isnt supposed to bend. The end.

[@Coarla]

More plz

[@lyriczw8119]

More

[@bobo-_-]

moore

[@Helios-Rex]

I broke all of the bones in my wrist by falling of a homeade zipline, which was above a driveway... paved with concrete. Yeah I know, great idea. Also that ball like bone in your wrist moved to the other side of my wrist, even the doctors had no idea how that happened. They have no planned procedure for that so the doctor had to litterally pull my bone across my arm with his hand, I was also emmune to the pain meddication they gave me. Overall Great Life experiance.

[@IKnowThisSoundsGayBut]

I think you mean physical therapy.

[@Willpower360]

I stepped on a lego piece

[@jorglevsen5275]

William Xu that is Not Bad at all What are you a 3 year old I got a surgery where my penis had to be cut all around it

[@spectra6787]

Jörg Levsen Its a meme,calm down

[@lilliantemple4354]

Jörg Levsen you know I'm a 7 yaer old girl

[@hauntedcoral6051]

Jörg Levsen damn daniel how can u have sex in a good way

[@scream-7719]

William Xu omg

[@pneumonoultramicroscopicsi4344]

When I exist.

[@bigurn3808]

On a related note. Me and my sister were running through one of those mazes at a carnival trying to get away from my brother who was tryin to get us out of the maze. We were ahead of him but stopped when I saw him through a piece of plexiglass. The sight of him charging fist balled leaning forward just to slam face first into the glass right infront of me making him hit the ground and run out crying will forever be burned into my memory. What a sight to see, great performance of the local idiot

[@-michelle--t-4735]

So I was walking into my room to go to bed and saw my French horn case. (That’s what I play in band) I didn’t feel like moving it so I decided to step over it. Now since it was a rental there were pieces of wood and staples sticking out. And as I was stepping over it it caught my toenail. Next thing I know my toe is covered in blood and my toenail is sitting on my case. The next day I found out I broke my toe...

[@alstonhandy6266]

I play french horn to 👍

[@door3752]

*Blood Burt’s Out of nose* Pff I’m fine

[@ellierichards3796]

Nat Cat burt’s bees but its burt’s blood

[@toxinateplays5451]

I think KZbin is being buggy because it said you replied to me about vacations Wtf!

[@boykapubg2645]

Bursts

[@MrBlue918]

1:25 *WAVING INTENSIFIES*

[@Charlie-ci7wb]

lol

[@Artameful]

DUDE WHY I CAN'T STOP LOLLING OH GOD

[@danieljoseph6404]

1:44 it looks soo wrong

[@Kevin-mw1dm]

+Daniel Joseph How?

[@Baily16]

I ran face first into a wall at sprinting speed in elementary school to avoid getting tagged... I lost conciousness for like 15 minutes and woke up sitting on a set of stairs next to the principal. They didn't even let me go home. The most vivid memory I have of that moment is making the calculated decision to hit the wall instead of slowing down and getting tagged. My best friend did the same sort of thing a year or so later. His wall was a window, though. And a large piece of glass stuck out of his face afterwards, just an inch under his eye. Still has a huge scar to this day. We weren't ''it'', though. Worth it.

[@alexa1209]

one time I got my hand stuck a peanut butter jar

[@jacksonlowe6035]

nice

[@jellogobbler7367]

That hurts?

[@memereality7850]

i..i once stepped on a lego

[@elijah_2005]

same except it wasn't my hand. If you know what i mean😂😂😂

[@TiredAkami]

I got mine stuck in DVD player... I was just standing for 2 hours then I managed to take it out

[@brirealbot]

On my 9th birthday party we had a pretty big water slide since my birthday is in the summer (June 29th to be exact :)). I decided to be all cool, so I went head first. You know how most water slides have a wall thing at the bottom to make sure you don't fly out? Yeahhhh Nope. I flew out of the slide and landed on some rocks. Thankfully, I didn't land on my head, but I landed on my arm. I had to get 4 stitches and a cast for my broken arm.

[@robblequoffle8456]

yesterday was your birthday

[@robblequoffle8456]

oh

[@illyannaturtle6950]

Omg my bday is June 29th :0

[@justanawkwardddlcfan]

*my birthday is June 29th too!!!!*

[@aurusei]

On my ninth birthday, my dad bought a waterslide that went across the backyard, and at the end of the waterslide (it was downhill), there were sandbags. I decided to go first, and my friends follow me, so I reached the sandbags, then I stand up, and as a stand up, my friends come down, and hit me on the legs. I trip over, and fall all over my friends. I fall of my friends, and face plant into the water slide getting soap into my eyes. All my friends were stuck on some sandbags, with me atop them, with soap into my eyes

[@razerii3328]

Once I fell down a flight of stairs and it was a very long fall but I broke no bones somehow

[@halloichbinspeck3518]

Well by the looks of your profile pick your head looks damaged

[@krilexu3887]

@@halloichbinspeck3518 HAHAHAHAHA LMAO

[@DEEJAYYCHINO]

semi aborted fetus, yeah

[@shandiwarren6454]

@@halloichbinspeck3518 You okay?

[@halloichbinspeck3518]

@@shandiwarren6454 no you shold have seen the old profile pick

[@gundonkey]

I edited this so you don't know how I got 475 likes

[@tilderino5883]

You must suck at throwing then. What is it, a boomerang?

[@peanutharrystyles9847]

I cried laughing at this and I still am

[@yuertyuert]

r/thathappend

[@shelovesweetcron]

That's every guitarist's move lol, I did the same once and my strap came off and the head hit me directly in the nose... Oh well got a nose bleed

[@zethfischer2193]

F

[@princelogan6687]

When I was younger I had a friend round and we wanted to get my dollhouse down off of a tall wardrobe thing, so we grabbed and pulled it toward us and it slipped, it bounced of my friends head and split mine open, she only got a bruise.

[@potatoesfood3247]

Oww

[@davidwalter3565]

I was trying to kick a soccer ball, I kicked the pavement. I could barely walk for the rest of the day.

[@pyromaniacsoldierr1959]

@@davidwalter3565 *epic miss*

[@forthefunofit5950]

zircon phoenix that happened to my sister but the shelf fell on her

[@forthefunofit5950]

zircon phoenix she broke her legs and a arm

[@nyxie653]

Once I was in a bounce house with my sister after it had rained, and I slipped and hit my wrist on my sister's head. And it ended up completely snapping the bone in two places

[@opticspace1868]

your sister got a hard head

[@evieblue4278]

ZTao's Baby Panda oof

[@natethegamer9344]

ZTao's Baby Panda oof

[@alyssabaney9921]

That sounds painful.

[@romanrapoz4813]

Thats one hard head

[@Kornicopia663]

When I was 1 years old I fell in a cardboard box and cut the edge of my eye (not the eye itself the skin on the edge of it) and my babysitter drove me to the hospital and used special glue then stitched it up

[@weezyf775]

Anyone else lol when the first aid dude started playing the other as a guitar??

[@Seilfemit]

I did LOL

[@gheedaatwani6969]

I thought no one would mention it...😂😂

[@yesno-ji2nr]

+Elora Navarrette purpose* :3

[@MangoMcFireball]

Yass

[@therax8810]

mr

[@geoffreybrunell5592]

When I was eight years old, my family went to Virginia for spring break to visit some relatives. One of the relatives was about the same age as me, and one day he invited me to go hang out with him and his friends. We had a great time hanging out with each other and had an awesome hot dog lunch. Anyways, after lunch, we all decided to play on the swing set. One of the guy's friends was around 12 years old, so when he was pushing little 8-9 year-old kids on the swing, he would be strong enough to purposefully push really hard so the swing would go really high and really fast. When it was my turn on the swing, when I was being pushed, I got pushed too hard and I lost my balance and fell down to the ground on my left shoulder. I remember being instantly shook with pain, and I was crying so hard that I was practically screaming. Long story short, I was drove back to my relative's house and we went back to my home in California the next day.

[@geoffreybrunell5592]

But even after we got home, I didn't go to the hospital for a whole week! And throughout that week when I went to school, my mom was wondering why the hell I was resisting to put my backpack strap over my left shoulder. When my mom finally did take me to the doctor, I found out that I had broken my collar bone when I fell. When my mom found out, she was so shocked, and she apologized to me the whole way home for making me wear my backpack on my left shoulder. I then had my left arm put in a sling for the next couple months.

[@amaranthrose5932]

The same thing happened to me, the same ages, by a 12 year old! Expect it wasn't a swing, it was this weird bar that had a handle attached to it that slide from side to side... The girl pushed me, I literally flew, and landed straight on my right wrist! I still remember the pain.. Ugh, it was awful! And then I broke my wrist again about 6 months later? You could say I'm a clutz.. I get hurt a lot. But that was one of the worst times.

[@nashccthegamer8381]

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[@saberknight7012]

to....?

[@laurelalloro]

+NashCC The Gamer I'm sorry to hear that your pet turtle died. That's what you said.. Right?

[@lachlanrobertson4825]

One time, when I was young, I was at a horse stable or arena or something. Anyway, I put my hands on the fence to lean on it and look at the horses. Then I felt as though somethig had slapped me in the back really hard. Turns out the fence was electrified.

[@lachlanrobertson4825]

Oh yeah, and my stepdad says he shot himself in the arse. Apparantly he was using a machine gun, an unfired round was ejected, landed at his feet then went off, hitting him in the arse. He called it a cook off I think? Not sure.

[@WhatIsSanity]

Lachlan Robertson Oooo those fences can be thousands of volts, ouch!

[@averieknight3927]

I was like 4 years old but I was at a wedding at a farm and there was a fence with white rope around it ( it was at a alpaca pen / paddock thing) and I didn't know at the the time that it was electric so I leaned on it and I felt a shiver go down my spine and my feet felt like someone ticked them for a second and it happened to me 4 times in that 3 mins I leaded on the rope starring at the alpacas. So later I was talking with my grandma next to the cake and she said don't touch those ropes there electric. And I think to my self " ohhhh so that what that was..."

[@WhatIsSanity]

Rainbow Shy It must of have been low wattage and voltage, if You could hold on to it for a few minutes.

[@kirasmith1147]

+Luke DS Voltage doesn't really matter too much, it is only how much it can do at once. The thing that really matters is how fast it lets it out.

[@connor4476]

I fell over a 12 foot bannister, hit my head open on a potted plant sitting on a dresser, tore my chin open on said dresser, bounced off that and slammed into 2 sliding doors, knocking them off their hinges, then landed on the tile floor with my wrist twisted under me. I ended up with a broken wrist, a fractured skull, and stitches in my chin.

[@autoporridge]

I got a story to tell... One day, I was once trying to make my own dinner since my parents we're out (I was about 11 Yrs old) I tried making some beef curry stew. Now, when i was cutting veggies, I cut my finger once, making it bleed after a short while. Now slightly shocked, bandaged it up and poured a lot of hydrogen peroxide (I was told it could stop infections... as a 11 yr old) And it stung like hell. I jumped back and hit the cutting board (That was on the edge of the counter) and the knife got launched into the air, above my head. And looking at the knife, tilting my head, I tried to grab it (Smart idea), sliced through my right palm and punctured my right arm and left my right hand and shoulder with a gash. I took out the knife and dropped it onto my right foot, which punctured it also. I pulled the knife out onto the floor, bad idea, as i was reaching out to the peroxide and bandages, the bottle of peroxide was covered in itself, me grabbing it with my open cut hand, I screamed and ran water down. My arm was covered in blood and as you think it couldn't get worse. I knocked back the boiling pot of water, splashing back into my entire back area, which suffered 2nd degree burns. Panicking I called 9-1-1 and 10 minutes of waiting on the couch, dripping blood every second from every cut, I heard the doorbell and ran downstairs to get the door, Tripping falling down the stairs(Hardwood stairs), fracturing my left leg. and 3 dislocated fingers. I reached the doorbell, and opened it. It was THE girl I had a crush on and she was cookie scout. To my relive, the Ambulance appeared right behind her. So yea, I lost 3/4 Liters of blood, and had to go under 2 surgery operations. Oh, and my parents won money from gambling in a casino Talk about Based luck. And I wanted to become a chef. The End.

[@SN1PZ]

How the hell did you manage to injure yourself so many times? Especially just cooking dinner...

[@Melanie-vm8zi]

Back Cash i made some beef curry, and all i got was a cut across my finger, that wasn't even that deep. .--.

[@autoporridge]

SN1PZ-T3CHvs. Well, that kitchen was very small and most of the tables we're covered with paper work. So I just cramped up my ingredients and tools into 1 space. It was my first time also, there we're many boxes around(My mom was a hoarder).

[@SarwatRattani]

Back Cash omg that can actually be made into a scary comedy movie! unbelievable O_O

[@playlistking4303]

Lol it could!!! Starring Tom Cruise

[@quick_sauce5532]

When I was six, my friend was having a birthday party and there is an inflatable slide. My front tooth just grown in and this girl ran down the slide and asked me if I could run down the slide like her. I ran down the slide with my mouth open and I lost my permanent tooth because it got caught in the net of the slide. I had to get two root canals.

[@NieMonD]

Quick_Sauce how fucking big were your teeth?

[@tarajoy5905]

Broken pelvis in 3 spots, broken tailbone in 2, and orbital right 1-crashed into a power transformer for the skii lift and got airlifted to a level 1 trauma center, spent two weeks in the ICU and had- wait has a external fixator. Yea it was only a month ago. I'm in a wheelchair

[@rubysmine592]

Man sorry to hear that man hope it works out ok.

[@tainpeacock2789]

Are you able to walk again

[@velvetpetunia]

Tara Joy I broke a wrist and both my ankles from jumping high off a swing, but that's not my worst one.

[@jalmarivartola2286]

Tara Joy Will you be able to walk again or is this permanent?

[@konectus]

Tara Joy THAT was fucking straight up, my friend. BUT, wish ya lucks and i'm sorry to hear, but ya

[@tel9648]

I fell on next to the pool while running on it and half of the skin of my right leg was gone.

[@pepsiman_fan6666]

That same thing happened to me like 3 times in a row when I was 5

[@jackiematanza2791]

how the flip does that happen

[@jimgoss6057]

Ran out of skill on my Dirt bike, hit a berm, the bike stopped I didn't, flew I'll guess 60-100 feet..When I woke up, I had broken my kneecap.. Biggest problem I was about 5 miles from home...alone...Fortunatly the bike wasn't messed up to bad, so I put it in first and limped it home... I have broken many bones in my life. Kneecap is BY FAR the most painful ..

[@KirkPwns]

ran out of skill lmao

[@fuckception]

Jim Goss here > i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/154/912/berneydidnotread.gif

[@Internetzspacezshipz]

Falcon Lover www.niceme.me

[@peril7531]

Well I was the most injured when I was like, 2 years old. Well, typical big brother situation, he was chasing me around the house, laughing like a psycopath, but as was I , so yeah! He finally cornered me into a radiator and guess what happened! I tried to turn around and run when a wild radiator appears! And I smack my face into the radiator, basically forging a bullet hole into my forehead and leaving me with a scar that I have to this day The end

[@hellenicnationalist7061]

Yuvaez I find you again here :P

[@theboss2615]

One time I got shot in the face

[@spencerbyrd2545]

But you're rank 100! I thought you earn a forcefield at that rank!

[@cptTK421]

MLG MIN3CRAFT L3ts pl4ysXXX Well we learn he's not the only centennial, so two of them going at it probably cancels out their MLG perks.

[@orangexboom1858]

But... But... You're a colonel lvl 100

[@vanspratzy9573]

I feel you bro.....I feel ypu

[@kevintaylor5183]

Did you die?

[@psyclonetheseahawk9261]

I almost lost an eye when I was like... 6? Running into the garden, tripped up, and the corner of a stone step went into my eye and ripped open my eyelid. Soooooo much blood. It was glued back together.

[@goldenassassain3698]

Dude shut my eyes after reading that. So cringe worthy

[@zerotyre8943]

What the Hell Chris. I will never open my eyes again after this sentence. Eevdr

[@nick123el]

Chris Beckett ewww dude thats nasty xd

[@psyclonetheseahawk9261]

Lol, sorry guys.

[@ssong5able]

Chris Beckett Tip-toeing in my garden

[@Tucker619]

The scariest moment is when I saw myself in the mirror IN THE MORNING

[@DavidDhooghe]

About three years ago, I started having stomach cramps on a daily basis, and I thought "well this kinda sucks. I have to go to class feeling like I need to throw up." I thought that it would just go away after a few days. It didn't. So I went to the campus clinic and they were like "pee in this cup, dude" and I could barely stand, let alone squeeze fluids out of my body. I almost passed out in the stall. But I succeeded, eventually, and they sent me crawling back home so that they could run tests on my pee. The next day, they called me back and said "bro, you don't have the flu." Nice! "Your appendix is rupturing." Shit on a salty duck. So my roommate carried me to the hospital and they gave me morphine. Morphine is some nice shit.

[@MeIusarmystrong]

We need to hang out!

[@embc8755]

David Dhooghe 'shit on a salty duck' I'm laughing so hard holy shit

[@Invrexs]

This whole comment section omfg XD

[@thetherminator3292]

David Dhooghe I feel bad for you man. but the good thing that your ok

[@korov9106]

David Dhooghe Same thing happened to me man, but it happened several weeks after my house had burned down in the summer, and I was just about to start 10th grade. Tough summer it was.

[@henryplays9076]

I was most hurt when me and my family were fishing my brother was suppose to keep it in the water so i walked behind him then all of the sudden he reels it in quickly then goes t cast it then of course it hit my eye luckily it only hooked my eyelid but the hook HAD STINKBAIT onmit so it burned and we went to the hospital

[@phantomrecords6517]

Henry Plays that's why you overcast a line when people are close to you.

[@tacbore]

Henry Plays 4

[@wildwolfwitch8226]

This is stupid, but I broke my arm when I was 7 trying to stand on a basketball in daycare. It was a dare because we were trying to find a good activity. Apparently, see how long we could stare at the blazing hot sun was not a good enough activity for 1st graders. So we resorted to trying to do circus tricks. My tiny little body was knocked out immediately from anesthesia and I woke up next to a giant Teddy Bear wrapped in casts twice my size and it kinda scared me. When my mom picked me up she drove me to the ER and it took like ten minutes of me crying and screaming before they had enough and took me back to see me.

[@adriennekaio4980]

Was petting a dog, started to scoot on the floor away from the dog so I wouldn’t hit it while trying to stand up, hit a table (more of a night stand? Idk, was in the living room) which had a metal angel statue. It toggled over, and the wing dug into my head. Blood was going everywhere, and my grandmother and aunt just got a random pair of sandals, gave them to me, and rushed me over to Urgent Care. I was *sobbing.* My grandma was holding my head, as she was sitting in the back seat with me. She was wearing a white shirt, so I looked at it and saw it soaked in blood. When we got there, they tried to calm me down by joking like “oh, maybe they’ll have to use a stapler.” Which just made me cry even more. Then the doctor told me they were gonna have to use 1-2 medical staples. So I was still crying as they sat me down, and when I asked if they were gonna do it, they’re just “we already did.” And I felt my head (which still had a bit of blood in my hair) and felt like a staple. Honestly, it felt like nothing. Taking it out didn’t hurt either. Then I got a toy from my mom, who was at work while this happened, because I was “brave ” (I wasn’t. I cried 80% of the time) and a “good boy” so I guess it ended up ok. I do still have a small scar though, and my hair won’t grow there. It’s not that big, so my hair covers it up, I have to kind of it brush away to show it.

[@johnchataway9831]

>Walking home from school with my brother when we were kids >mum happened to be driving past, she stopped to say hi but we were really close to the house so she started to take off again >She didn't realise that my brother had grabbed the handle of the car door to get in >His hand got stuck and he started running after the car >It got up to 30km/h (20 miles per hour) and he obviously couldn't run that fast >He was dragged along side the car for 20m until his hand came free >Doctor had to put plastic coverings all over his body to act as replacement skin until it eventually grew back >I just stood there watching the whole thing with a 'cunt's fucked' expression. >A week later my other brother hit me in the head with a metal pipe by accident and I had to get my forehead glued back together Typical Australian childhood.

[@fuckception]

John Chataway i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/154/912/berneydidnotread.gif

[@johnchataway9831]

Falcon Lover Duly noted

[@mandirocksdbz]

Dude thats crazy how come your mom didny realize and no one scream

[@JaggerIsBurritos]

Last time I checked hands don't grow back.

[@cocayoung4665]

Oh you just glued it back did you? Mm hmm suree

[@syi666]

I almost died when I was about 10. I wasn't like, hurt or anything, and there was no trauma. I just had a ticking timebomb growing larger everyday on the back of my knee. It was a pooling lake of blood vessels. if it had popped, or, when it eventually would have ruptured under the growing pressure. I would have bleed to death in about 2 minutes. That's all I remember from what the doctor told me because no one would have noticed it until all my blood rushed down my leg in a few gushes. Like, just getting off a swing wrong or getting to excited could have popped it.

[@syi666]

Yuvaez I have no idea. this was from a time when the only thing I had to remember was to not call teacher mom. if I had to guess it was there anywhere from 6 months to a year. at that time in my life i had frequent check ups and went to the doctor for anything because we could afford it. so the likelyhood of it being missed due to medical negligence is pretty low.

[@syi666]

Yuvaez I just told you. I have no idea how long it was there

[@KaydenF901]

Worst pain I had was when I watched Frozen. Nuff said

[@largethedinosaur5843]

I feel your pain mines even worse my 3 year old sister LOVES it I have to listen to the soundtrack in the car and she sings the songs all the time

[@rileydormer8890]

Fuck I didn't know large dinosaurs liked frozen lol

[@samuelcameron8215]

What I hear 24/7 in my house Let it go let it go can't hold it back anym...... SHUT UP GEORGIA

[@gabipetrin6694]

LET IT GO LET IR GO CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE

[@epicwarlord58]

Watching Frozen? How 'bout survive a little sister who plays Let it Go for an alarm clock, plays it at dinner without headphones so we could all enjoy it(we didn't and supported her anyways), and plays it loudly with her friends when they come over.

[@ObligatoryBook]

Alright, I’m hella late but this is my story. When I was around 13 years old I was out biking. I was just getting some snacks from the dollar store down the road. I got to the hill just above my house and I thought “Imma go fast down this here hill”. I did, and it was fun but for some amazing reason instead of easing myself down the road I decided to slam on my alright really bad brakes and the back brakes did not activate. I got thrown right over the handlebars, landed on my back, cracked my helmet (safety first kids). I lay there for a couple seconds then let out a slow “ooooooooooww”. I took myself to the side of the road because it would be a bad idea to be sitting in the middle of the road. Luckily some passerby in a UPS truck saw me, got out of his truck to ask if I was okay and carried my bike back to my house for me (bless this man, I hope he’s happy where he is right now). Anyways I’m home now and I’m telling my Dad what happened and that I may need to go to the hospital. He says “You’re fine, just go wash out your scrapes and bruises”. So I go into the bath (as I’m really not wanting to stand atm) and start scrubbing out my scabs. After about 20 minutes I try to stand up. I can’t put weight on either of my arms. I then spend the next 45 minutes getting out of a slippery bathtub with legs only. I get out and say to my Dad “I think my arms are broken, I need to go to ER”. He’s like “Alright, but if it’s nothing you’re paying for it”. Of course my siblings were yelling at me that it would be hurting way more if I had broken something. We get to ER, they look at my right arm and say “Yep, your wrist is fractured. We’re gonna put on a brace”. Came back kinda running it in my families face like “Ha, I DID break something”. The next day I have serious pain coming from my left shoulder, so now we’re back at the hospital. They take a look. “Yeah, your collarbone is broken. We’re gonna have to put that in a sling”. Third day and the brace ain’t helping. Back to the hospital “Oh, your isn’t just fractured it’s broken through. We’re gonna have to put it in a full cast”. So I spent the next 4 months with no arms pretty much. So that was fun.

[@SuperFoxGamingx]

One time I hurt my eyes, from looking in the mirror

[@Odex-yr5kq]

SuperFoxGaming i think it is couse your to ugly that day

[@spicymarbles5834]

Same :'D

[@kidf6981]

The great pain I once had was my friend put a clear lego *somewhere* in my house

[@cadencedeeley]

Kidfury101 yeah... I broke my head open...literally

[@ethanreed7056]

I was walking and stepped on a FREAKING STUPID LEGO

[@datura087]

Call freaking 911

[@thegamergirl2028]

XD

[@sbdunkd]

Legos are not stupid

[@owenmeschter9888]

Michael Catanho AMEN!

[@barryallen2024]

legos are stupid when you step on them

[@superluigigamer9184]

Dog bit my head, thought I was going to die, I just had to get my head superglued

[@tylerpyznarski1071]

I once stepped on a lego...

[@mrflibble1259]

Tyler Pyznarski no idea what "a Lego" is. I've heard of "Lego bricks" though...

[@TarigonTetradactyl]

Tyler Pyznarski once I steeping in a whole box of legos. It didn’t hurt

[@lelouchvibritannia9542]

That's a lie. If you had, you wouldn't be talking about it.

[@xbrysonboy360x4]

Dear god nooo

[@f.damian]

Did you die?

[@frenchfry6148]

A long time ago when I was like three-or-something, I was at my grandparent's house and we decided to just walk around the neighborhood for _funsies_ and _bonding_ _time!_ Now, there was this lake smack-dab in the middle of the neighborhood, and all the houses were kind of built around it so the whole neighborhood looked like a target from high up, and there was a road that slithered across the edge of the lake and all the way around in a circle. And this darn road wasn't some neatly paved, oh-my-goodness-so-smooth road, it was like all gravelly and crud and made that satisfying crunch whenever you walked on it. So here we were, my grandparents and I, having a wonderful time, and three year old me is eyeing the rocks along the bank and I'm just like, _I_ _gotta_ _skip_ _those_ _rocks_ _man_, so my grandparents walked ahead a bit while I skipped stones across the lake. Here's something you have to understand about three year old me: I was deathly afraid of...*_DOGS._* Every night, I would lie wide awake, trembling at the thought of a dog waiting for me under my bed. I also had a pair of Crocs, and I didn't wear them very often because even little me knew what an abomination those things were to fashion. But, unfortunately, I was wearing those Crocs that day. I was still skipping stones across the street, but suddenly I heard a sound that sent chills down my spine, made my blood go cold, made the airs on the back of my neck stick up - the sound of a barking dog. I dropped the stone I was holding in my hand, and it seemed to hit the dirt in slow motion. I looked behind me slowly, eyes wide, legs shaking in fear. By the corner of a house behind me was a ferocious, huge-looking Siberian Husky that was looking right at me with his beady little angry dog eyes and barking the loudest bark in the history of barks. I didn't hesitate - I took off and _ran_ for my _life_. I was running across the rocks, slipping and sliding, dirt flying up behind me. I was fleeing for my life, and I was succeeding. But the Crocs would be my downfall. It was only when I had tripped and was soaring through the air, about to hit the rocky ground face-first, that it dawned on my pea brain that Crocs are _not_ running shoes, and definitely not something to be fleeing for your life in. In mid-air, I curled up into a ball and braced for impact. I hit the ground with my knee, leaving a dent in the skin, bounced, slid across the rocks, peeling the skin of my legs like a cheese grader, and rolled before coming to a stop. When the dust cleared, my grandma was looking down on me with a "OH MY GOSH ARE YOU OKAY" look while my grandpa was looking at me with a mixture of "uh oh, I hope this injury isn't serious" and "lol, this dumb kid really think he could run in crocs, smh." As they hoisted me up and carried me back to the house, I looked through the tears at my attacker, the dog. And literally wanted to punch myself when I saw that the dog was behind a fence the whole time.

[@billy2896]

Man your a old French fry.Im surprised you haven't get eaten yet.

[@kylewright4977]

So when I was like 4 years old, my family had all finished eating dinner, but I didn't finish yet. So I got bored and I couldn't eat all of the dinner so I stood up on the chair and started dancing. Then the chair fell back and I slammed my head on the corner of just the middle of the wall- I can't remember which it was tho. But luckily I didn't do anything bad but a huge bump on my head. This wasn't the most I've been hurt tho.

[@gabrielaamartinez3537]

+Kyle is boss52 dude one time i fell of a chair that was disabled and hit the wall realy hard becouse i heared a huge THUMP! but i didnt feel it or get a scrach

[@giselleb5499]

+Kyle is boss52 DANGIT KYLE!

[@fruitjuice_]

Once my dog dog and I were playing she was still a puppy and then she was panting jumped and her tooth got caught on my arm and she ripped my skin and I saw purple in the wound and I swear to God she ripped my arm open to like my veins. But all I did was put a bandaid and hydrogen peroxide on it and now I have a scar! :) Thankfully all is good.

[@ploopy2782]

FruitJuice_ how old is she now?

[@needsmoreboosters4264]

I broke my tibia and fibula by falling ten feet or so onto an air bag at the bottom of an inflatable slide. But much later in my life, I somehow not only survived, but was almost completely uninjured (slight cuts, bruises, and hearing damage) from a 110-mph rollover, so I guess I used up all my bad luck.

[@Great.Milenko]

I once badly ripped my gooch on the claws of a dead chicken I was trying to resuscitate.

[@michaelbeavitt1523]

AwesomeVindicator You sir, get my like.

[@garrettfitzgerald1033]

AwesomeVindicator hate it when that happens

[@raining214]

Haha

[@stevenstevenson7291]

That happens to me like every day

[@Great.Milenko]

gnaw paw yeah its a real pain in the ass..... or rather..... just near the ass.

[@FernandoGonzalezLOL]

I'm watching this at the hospital with a broken toe, the irony!!!😂👍

[@jiminyu2931]

Stubbing toes to the next level 👍

[@50Banana]

+Jimin Yu my mum's friend once broke her toe by stubbing it on a brick.

[@namanr5063]

I was standing by a door in school with my pinky finger between the hinges in 5th grade... I now only have 9 and a half fingers😐😐😐

[@igrey546]

same here

[@liamr8425]

Prove it

[@STAARQUEEEN]

Wow... This hinge thing is really popular, in my case I was 5-6 years old and it was my middle finger and it didn't get cut in half but disfigured and I hate it so much

[@liamr8425]

*_No Videos_* I never said it was I was just asking him to prove it

[@liamr8425]

*_No Videos_* so that we know he’s not lying

[@glossy_gamer]

There was one time when I was about 11 that my friends and I were sledding down a hill we found on the backroads of my hometown. While they got distracted, dumb 11-year-old me decided I wanted to see how cold the water under the bridge was. The bridge had stairs made of rocks to get down to the water but since it was winter, they were icy. I ended up slipping and plummeted maybe 20 feet or so onto solid ice that I ended up breaking. Despite the clear injury, my friends and I just kept going like nothing happened but I soon learned that I had cut my ass cheek pretty badly and ended up needing stitches. Another time was when I was about 8 or 9, it had snowed and rained the day before so I wanted to go sledding. My childhood home had a huge hill behind the house where we would normally make a path and sled. This year, instead, the rain had became ice and was very thick. So young me was not able to break it to make a path so I decided to just let the sled take me. Yeah-I plummeted 40 feet into hard snow while my parents watched in horror from the house. No injuries but I remember trying to do it again because I didn't know what adrenaline was.

[@gachabrylee2653]

When I was about 4 or 5 I went to a bbq there was a lot of ribs there ok and being the kid I was I grabbed one off the burning grill. At first it didn’t hurt and I was quick enough to take a bite without my whole arm hurting but I didn’t know there was bone in the ribs. I ended up getting 4 metal teeth and a burnt arm lol

[@lordz19]

this comment doesn't make sense.