When you lie about being Forklift Certified...

Part 2 of Construction Simulator! Many things happened in 2015, but according to Construction Simulator the year was most important for construction. Today I will testing out this game, and using my real professional engineering experience to see if I would have made a good construction worker rather than being the bloke telling them what to build!
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About Construction Simulator 2015:
In Construction Simulator 2015, you take the controls of 16 realistic construction machines made by LIEBHERR, STILL and MAN with high-quality 3D graphics.
Excavate the foundation of a house with realistic machines, pour concrete into the wall panels of a factory with an enormous concrete pump, or test the steadiness of your hands by placing gigantic roof trusses with a mobile crane. Thanks to the realistic controls, you can steer an excavator with two joysticks using SAE controls and feel as if you are working on a real construction site.
Discover the world on your own or with your friends!
Explore an expansive, freely navigable world with various towns, fields, and even a highway - you will find a variety of new challenges for your constantly growing motor pool. If you are successful, then even larger and more lucrative jobs and various office locations with even more possibilities will beckon.
Work is more fun with friends, and construction is no exception. Operate vehicles with friends in multiplayer mode, and complete construction missions together or just play around in the wide-open game world.
Up to four workers can participate in multiplayer games. The player who opens the game serves as the host and takes the lead role in running a construction company shared by the other players in a cooperative game.
Many tasks are waiting for you!
In a single game, you can work together to accomplish construction tasks. Dig pits together using multiple excavators, while another player transports the excavated material to a gravel plant. In an advanced game, you can work on up to three construction sites at one time and really start raking in money with your construction company.
Are 200 working stages in over 150 different missions not enough for you? The Construction Simulator 2015 offers plenty of opportunities to integrate your own vehicles and construction sites into the game. You can use the developer’s own Construction Kit to shape your own worlds and create your own game content.
You can of course also share your mods with the wider community of fans through Steamworks or on fan sites. This way, a huge community of players can access an endless and varied supply of user-created content.
The barrier to entry into the world of modding is not particularly high - all you really need is a 3D graphics program like 3ds max or Maya as well as the free version of Unity3D.
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[@AbsalomIndustries]

I see Matt has learned nothing about securing cargo from last time.

[@flyordieinafire]

Please RCE learn the button to secure cargo

[@AliceErishech]

Seems he's forgotten that it's even possible to secure cargo better than simply lifting the flaps on the truck.

[@shadyone6620]

One day he'll learn...

[@Catraaa]

Maybe he'll read the comments this time

[@frankfirek519]

he did it once in the first episode than forgot

[@shadowstar5111]

Something about RCE raging at the driver that knocked the wood out of the truck is just really funny

[@theTINMAN-bn7dm]

I had to watch that part a few times laughing my ass off

[@samuelmade5776]

He's swearing like James May because of the algorithm

[@Salt_Master_Queue]

I read that as, "... knocked the wood out of his junk..." I am clearly just as cursed as the Click

[@VinayVarsani]

@@samuelmade5776 or Richard hammond when he's on the bike

[@GuillaumePerronNantel]

@@Salt_Master_Queue I'm not there anymore but I had my moments before where my mind would have twisted it But now I see…

[@SmokeandSpirit]

To be fair about he forklifting, every single pallet in this game is acting as if it's empty. Full pallets of wood on the flatbed of a truck even in a collision that heavy would never fly out of the back of the truck. It seems a lot of things dont act as heavy as they are in real life. Though securing the load down is standard practice.. Hey maybe you should try out forklift simulator next. Forklifts are quite fun. Im sure you'd have a blast

[@monad_tcp]

this game looks like the Moons gravity and the pellets are made of cotton

[@SirAxel.]

I mean you can’t blame it too much, this game is from 2014

[@kj25]

4:50 As someone who has played Construction Simulator, This was very hard to watch. (He didn't use the ramp of the trailer) Also, You can flip/reset your vehicle by pressing backspace. Also Also, You can fasten your cargo by going near the truckbed or trailer and pressing F.

[@aezir1018]

Pretty sure he knows this and blatantly ignores these options for comedic value.

[@megawaffle612]

I mean why press F when we are all doing it for him?

[@kj25]

@@aezir1018 I mean it works.

[@Rockport1911]

The physics in these cheap simulator games are always so impressive :)

[@craycraywolf6726]

Ikr I was just thinking the same thing 😹

[@konstantinavilov1192]

Did you know that stop signs (including "give way" signs by extension) are there not to COMMAND you to stop, but rather to STOP you physically (Matt's way)?

[@craycraywolf6726]

Wow this will help with my driver's test! Thanks!

[@someengineermain6803]

"some one left a bunch of bricks in the road" proceeds to break the laws of physics twice

[@ethanhoward389]

I just lost almost everything in the floods in Kentucky in the states. But, unlink many of my neighbors and a few friends, I survived and my family did too. I know its cheesy but thank you for being a source of joy and fun and escapism when I need it so bad. I may have lost everything, but as an ENGINEER I know how to rebuild! P.s. I think architects secretly caused the floods

[@NoahGooder]

I just hope you have a safe place to stay in the mean time

[@D64nz]

That's sad to hear, but hopefully no one was hurt. A lot of things can be replaced in time, but not the people close to you.

[@NEANDERTHAL_OW]

Got certified on the forklift yesterday! 👍

[@clover1896]

For real if so make a video about it

[@stevenhthe21st]

Nice

[@wookie-zh7go]

After ten years of driving I give you this important tip, make sure the first thing you hit (yes it's a guarantee, non negotiable) is an inanimate object.

[@meltedcalippo]

This is slowly becoming my favourite RCE series 🤣

[@westinwalker6539]

Play stormworks, it’s kind of complicated but really fun and nothing you couldn’t figure out. It’s a engineering sandbox game where you can build all sorts of things and rescue people and stuff

[@loganthesaint]

Brick rigs would be a fun one as well

[@KNR90]

@@loganthesaint no it wouldn't

[@tlgx884]

Rce gets a little closer to an architect every video he uploads

[@WintersMinion]

We all know RCE is secretly an Architect

[@michaelbecker5995]

@@WintersMinion Objection! hearsay!

[@1224chrisng]

Shame! Shame! Shame!

[@SonJboy45]

Blasphemy!

[@anirudhaharikrishnan7465]

Court: I herby declare RCE guilty of being an architect and trying to convince KZbin he isn't.

[@jonahbrame7874]

As a former forklift op, I can confirm that it is much easier when physics applies to your cargo and vehicle 100% of the time without glitches.

[@deadgamer21]

Have to say i'm a big flange man myself, so that bridge review was a real treat

[@craycraywolf6726]

4:47 ngl him getting the CAT onto that ramp was awesome

[@aezir1018]

I'm pretty sure the physics engines in these games see Matt coming and just decide to go into a catatonic depression instead of facing the natural disaster that is RCE xD

[@NoahGooder]

oh this is nothing, ive seen them go full broken wherein even gravity seems to forget to exist or reverses.

[@jakobtheonlyone9983]

I played that game before. There is a vehicle shop in the city. You can buy a flatbed with a crane there. The crane means you don't have to rent a forklift

[@justintr4888]

Every dang time, the closing "Bridge Revieeew!" at the end of a Bridge Review always makes me laugh.

[@steelratgoestogym]

Omg, laughed my ass out! I didn't expect a construction simulation game can be played this fun :) And digging three body-sized holes in the backyard was really really sus. And not a single ticket for all the crazy driving... Maybe this game is not as innocent as it looks.

[@Yulan_]

The production quality of your bridge reviews is continually improving. Very impressive sir.

[@sonda165]

I love your videos, my anxiety and depressions just fly away for a while. Thank you very much :) ♥

[@TexanSangheili1337]

Wasn't there a keybind that fastened the cargo to the truck?

[@epicthief]

Bridge review is always an indication of a good episode

[@ramennoodlesgaming1209]

as someone who operates a forklift in a warehouse, you opperate one like you've run one for years

[@Salt_Master_Queue]

1:14 Take me home! TO THE PLAAACE! I bElOnG!

[@ouzoloves]

Perfect example of why load security is so important. Every pallet should be strapped down before driving

[@toi749]

If you really love bridges you should visit Lyon in France, they have 45 bridges in the city

[@RandySteward]

I gotta say, I’m loving this series way more than I thought I would! This had my laughing for sure!

[@soupwizard]

19:46 Matt the construction worker, after a hard sweaty day of work, receives a happy ending!

[@tills.1695]

Can you try to build a bridge in Minecraft?

[@idkwhatmyusernameshouldbe5345]

i work at a carpet warehouse, i use a forklift every day, but not just any old forklift, its a forklift with an 8 foot solid steel rod instead of forks. try maneuvering it around in a small warehouse with a 15 foot carpet on the end of it, it takes alot of practice but its quite easy when you know the forklift.

[@DeliciousJames]

Hey does anyone know what to do when youre trapped under a forklift on a conveyor belt while heading towards a hydraulic press? Time is a factor here

[@thefinalcalamity3908]

Write your will and pray you made it into whatever you believe in

[@kooidude]

Would not want to be anywhere near RCE's driving

[@krzysztofczerniak430]

4:50 RCE going the true way of every digger operator XD

[@ryanlane8978]

I can't wait until he discovers the crane.

[@pbsixgun6]

"Unsecured Cargo" probably needs to be added as a warning before you are allowed to move a truck in this game....lmao

[@CreatureOfTheVoid]

I just cant 🤣, was just not expecting the T Bone while you trying so hard to keep your cargo

[@zacharygrouwinkel1534]

Matt more concerned about the architect driving though the crosswalk potentially killing someone that the flying pallets from the architect hitting him potentially killing someone. That whole bit was hilarious

[@Taolan8472]

16:50 nice to finally see a video game accurately representing forklifts lol

[@MrS1lent0ne]

I work in the tool/equipment rental industry. Matt, you rank higher than you think when compared to some of my customers.

[@NoahGooder]

he probably would get a better rental deal then some of your customers too :P

[@izaiahortega65]

RCE is starting to seem more like an Architect every vid

[@sakura2646]

I love the physics in this game!!!

[@Justin_TCG]

As an American, I will say the level of cursing you Brit’s are on is much more sophisticated than your cousins across the pond. Well done.

[@monad_tcp]

1:17 that's exactly how I stop my car, but milling a sign

[@Spazwozzler]

I think this your funniest video yet. The combination of the whack physics and your comedic timing and editing is comedy gold 🤌

[@adamith360]

Tip for you. When driving a forklift while carrying a load, you should drive backwards. That way you can hit the breaks and not loose your cargo

[@Trendyflute]

Matt filling up pits without any compaction guaranteeing 18 inches of settlement in the near future. Good work!

[@amypeggs9606]

The house looks like something you build on your first day playing the sims.

[@Electrodoc1968]

This is on par with Josh of Let's Game It Out. Lol.

[@ALG2691]

The secret to forklift operation is making sure you can keep your lunch down when your truck does 360s like that. It’s not normal that you do backflips, normally it’s just front flips. I’m sure you’ll master the front flip slam method of loading soon, this game is clearly modeled after real life. Forklift operator of 10 yrs.

[@numberyellow]

"why didn't you help me?" Ol' Mate's like: "it was more fun to watch you wallow in your own stupidity"

[@baystated]

Anyone else wonder about how Matt's performance reviews used to go and why he is now an acclaimed KZbinr instead?

[@loganthesaint]

Yeah I was pretty surprised myself when I was told I would need to learn break dancing as well while operating.

[@lejezza2492]

The country side car park. That happened to my friends and I when I was a wee lad. Needless to say the couple was really surprised and ashamed.

[@nobrainonlyfloof961]

Matt refusing to strap down cargo is proper

[@BubblewrapOracle]

[breakdances in a skip truck] "I am doing the Lord's work." 🤣

[@yorannoens]

14:55 i nearly choked in the water i was drinking while watching this.

[@EtsuMatsuya]

Well I learned something while playing the game. Because I too must feel the pain that is this game. However, I did learn that when you are hauling something. You need to go to the back of your flat bed after you load it and secure the payload. Then it won't fly around while your driving like it is a helium balloon, rather than a several ton object. Though your way is a lot funnier, I will admit.

[@EtsuMatsuya]

Also the small trailer has a ramp you can extend to get large equipment on and off the trailer. Ah old games that tell you almost nothing. When looking over the manual was a must or you would play the game wrong for far longer than one needed too.

[@Ronaldthefarmer]

As a by my company appointed heftruck chauffeur, i can tell you we get paid by the flips we make.

[@tsherwoodrzero]

With how you play it, this should be called Top Gear Ground Force Simulator. You're on the cutting edge of cocking about.

[@NarwahlGaming]

You drive right through the scales at the pit without stopping. You'd have a guy chasing you down. 😂

[@nathanvaningan6002]

Hey Matt, I loved the video. Your content is always great when it's slow at work, like it is now! I have a question for you, I work in a rubber manufacturing plant. And I'm on the 4th floor. I found out that the floor is overloaded in weight by several hundred thousands of materials. When I drive a forklift over the old concrete which my coworker said is about 3 inches think the pile of pallets flexes/jiggles from the driving. They've updated most of the 4th floor with 9 to 12 inch thick concrete. But how concerning is it that you can feel the energy of the forklift driving on the old overloaded concrete?

[@SmokeandSpirit]

I'd certainly be concerned. Lol that's terrifying. Ive heard that's why the rebar is in there, for the flexing strength, but I've never in my life experienced a noticable flex on any large weight bearing concrete curface.

[@nathanvaningan6002]

@@SmokeandSpirit oh I most definitely am after learning about that just today. It feels like it flexes back from the change in weight

[@GJ-Tom]

Idea: you maby can make a bridge ranking of all your bridge reviews.

[@dominikbeitat4450]

This is so much better than Staplerfahrer Klaus.

[@captaindelta43]

11:00. Cristiano Ronaldo..... Suiiiii 14:08 typical British thing to shout at other guy probably an architect about a road accident which was actually caused by your fault in the first place 😅😂

[@funky_missy]

Oh no he’s been forklift certified!! **RUN**

[@pinthunters9961]

14:10 this is the reason why we secure our load^^.

[@SylviaRustyFae]

Came back to rewatch this cuz Drae is playin it as well rn Watchin ur series it feels like you and Drae are playin entirely diff games but still bein just as frustrated xD Your vids def display the vehicle physics far better than Drae's does; tho both of you immediately turned off the traffic laws for good reason xD

[@catwithabat7163]

“YOU’RE TOO LATE SONIC, IM NOW FORKLIFT CERTIFIED” “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

[@icantthinkofaname2176]

it helps if you secure the cargo to the truck. loose cargo just falls out

[@siol1167]

Hey RCE do you know "Stapelfahrer Klaus", YouCan learn everything about forklift safety there.

[@Blargenth]

0:28 Karma hits hard

[@DarkReavemplar]

I just got my forklift license last week and I feel your pain!!!!

[@ImpmanPDX]

I love the forklifts are called Still to avoid the trademark lol

[@abcdefgcdefg5178]

😂😂 absolute madman, it's like Mr bean does manual labor

[@jordanbomb32]

Star jump is 50x most better name than jumping jacks. Rce is always teaching me. Never heard that before

[@philipangell8027]

This had me laughing as much as a let’s game it out video

[@Qw3r3wQ]

Amazing! I laugh over loudly for the whole epizode! Will watch it again now! Amazing!

[@thelesls]

"A BILF if ever I've seen one" - RCE, Matt.

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

Why do games always insist that you load your own stuff? Like if I was a builder and I go to a lumberyard and try to buy some wood on a pallet the last thing they are going to do is allow me to drive a forklift to load it onto my vehicle on their property.

[@taylor....]

18:26 1st of all I don't use a computer keyboard to drive a fork. That makes life easier

[@frankenstein8264]

Matt you you know that you can fix the cargo in the truck and you can drive as fast as you want ???

[@jdyerjdyer]

I laughed so hard at this episode that my soul left my body thrice, mate! Bloody good job!!! :)

[@jacklenngren6590]

truckdriving is much easier IRL... I've never been able to do a backflip with a truck while working

[@dominicharrisb8100]

So funny :) Great entertainment Mat. Can't wait for more. BTW take a look at 'The Enjenir' coming to Steam one day, looks great for you :))

[@sprankton]

Watching RCE load the backhoe onto that trailer makes me want him to play BH Trials.

[@sandervandegarde569]

You are most defenitly my new favorite youtuber to watch, you are hella funny.

[@wesleyspaeth8468]

As a certified Carhartt beanie owner I'd say Matt isn't cut out for the forklift lyfe

[@walorianfederation666]

You make my day better than yesterday upload by upload!

[@puppy3263]

I see Matt is becoming an Architect more and more with every Video.

[@98ahni]

Matt made a big thing about securing the cargo in the tutorial, then promptly forgot about it.

[@thespudlord686]

There's bridges to review in The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion It's quite an old game (at least to today's standards), but I would love to see it on the channel Mods are welcome, but not required

[@__-bk6mm]

LOL having recently qualified as a fork lift driver that section was hilarious

[@matthewwoods6501]

forklift certification only costs about 60 bucks where I live and lasts for 3 years

[@TheRallllee]

I havent laughed this much in a LONG time! Might be one of the funniest videos !

[@brandonmichaelleesmith497]

Later in the game you can actually build a bridge

[@PlaneShaper2]

I hope the apprentice you hire remembers how to use tie-downs on cargo from the tutorial mission ;)

[@fbrb6515]

Eg Hey matt.. . Matt you can build bridges in this game!

[@One_Eyed_Bandit]

When the car hit I died laughing lmao

[@TheNothingHobbyist]

Next time Matt plays Kerbal he's going to find signs in orbit.