When You Make Bad Decisions. Matt Falk

[@Jaden-up3bg]

I loved his fast pace.. didn't feel forced at all, very impressed!

[@JaysonT1]

Actually, I thought there was a very slight force throughout it, very pronounced with the London joke at the beginning. Good material but I feel he's following stereotypical stand-up delivery which implies/gives a slight forced feel.

[@muhammadmustafiz8040]

@@JaysonT1 if it's throughout, that implies that it IS his chosen pace. 🙄

[@emilyellington7286]

"ALRRRIGHT, COMMENCE PHASE THRRREE!!!" So many great parts but this one gets me to crying EVERYTIME🤣😭🤣

[@Jaden-up3bg]

I stagger, I'm crying, my mascara is running 😂😂😂😂

[@itgetter9]

"The crack to butt ratio is not right at all."

[@TheDellaniOakes]

Me too.

[@tamraarmstrong1433]

" I was not supposed to cough it up. I was supposed to let darkness overcome me." 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@silajeep1]

Very clever with his British accents, and I liked the use of the mike stand to lecture with lol

[@calisongbird]

*mic Short for “microphone”

[@mitsuomits9077]

This guy gave me the impression that I've just seen a stand up comedian for the firts time ever, that's how original his material + delivery seem to me 😂😂😂

[@MichealVakas]

Mitsuo Mits yea. He’s awesome. Hope he becomes well known to many people

[@ruthrichardson9717]

"And the lady's jewels," "Give him your jewels, honey!"

[@mww22410]

Ruth Richardson I laugh at that part every time I watch this. 😂

[@hmdchy]

@@mww22410 I just watched the video and your comment was a quotation of something was said in the video that I just watched... very nice!

[@Irony1284]

The "verschluck"-part made me cry-laugh so hard, I fell from the couch... 😆 still laughing at this point 😂😂

[@5h0wmanX]

Finally someone that’s honest-to-God hilarious and not forcing it Definitely gonna check out this guy’s special

[@XCM666]

Took me a while to realize the word he keeps repeating relates to the German word "verschlucken" which literally means "to misswallow".

[@velocitygirl8551]

Dennis Clausen r u sure?

[@dragoncurveenthusiast]

@@velocitygirl8551 I'm a native German speaker and I can confirm.

[@davidpeterson5472]

@@velocitygirl8551 Mennonites have a German/Dutch origin, so it makes sense.

[@velocitygirl8551]

I asked this BEFORE I watched the entire thing, so I thought you were talking about an earlier section and I was wondering what word you were talking about! I get it now, ty! Bravo 😊

[@texassugarandvice8006]

Thanks for the translation.. I had no idea what that word was.

[@TheDellaniOakes]

I found this a couple years ago and revisit it often. I recommend the entire special, it's hilarious. This man continues to make me laugh, and I love it.

[@firewheels90]

I was in tears in the "Verschluckt" part of the joke!!!! MUST FIND MORE MATT FALK CONTENT!!

[@layna-heyhey]

This was so well delivered. Good upload, Dry Bar.

[@adorahowell7223]

He is insanely hilarious. I haven't laughed like this in a while

[@annasthoughtsandmusicalpar2239]

I know!

[@epdlp4506]

He is funny and good looking with all the respect for his wife.

[@adegbenroagoro5180]

My first love as a teen-ager was a Canadian Menonite. Father was a pastor. Lovely folks. This guy has great talent.

[@meaganwoolstrum2897]

“Don’t you dare.” “I am just gonna have to die.”

[@chelseavaughn2758]

Dude is a drama nerd and it shows. 😂

[@1lobster]

"if you hate London" I'm pretty sure everyone with even a molecule of Scottish heritage is laughing their butt off right now.

[@G0DofRock]

Didnt sound like a single person laughed at that opener..

[@1lobster]

Matthew shut up. that's not the point. the point is Scottish people.

[@G0DofRock]

@@1lobster Actually I think the point is you found it funny.

[@timheangman6063]

I’m half scot and proud!

[@M_SC]

No they’re laughing their arse off

[@krisztinaszilasi7621]

Talented singer, actor, comedian. Hilarious! Thank you!

[@4UABBY]

We had an understanding that I was gonna just have to die!! Priceless! 😂😂😂

[@kirizorin]

It was a beautiful moment.

[@Juhani139]

Best line ever! :D

[@alexwebster7973]

He's now my favourite dry bar comedy comedian! Such a natural!

[@trio910]

This guy is hands down my favorite act on Dry Bar Comedy, and I've definitely seen some good ones. I watched this a week ago and cried so much I had to pause to catch my breath. Rewatched it again with my brother today--you know the comedy is good if you laugh even harder the second time around. We were rocking back and forth and just couldn't keep it together. This guy is SO good 🤣🤣

[@victorialove9104]

So very funny. And so well done. An amazing talent.

[@LambieSamba]

Dude's got a voice!

[@nataliep4418]

"Will you PLEASE pull up your pants!" I just had my own problem right there! 😂

[@timheangman6063]

How have I not heard of him before so original and hilarious!

[@kitcat9447]

100% my favorite person on Dry Bar 😂

[@ctheforest]

At times he sounds like the parrot from Aladdin 😂 it's so great

[@wii1245]

Christina Vyzinkar you mean Iago?

[@ctheforest]

@@wii1245 yessssssir!

[@yeeaahBUDDY]

Oh children, you mean Gilbert Gottfried.

[@wii1245]

yeeaahBUDDY yep. I think he is also the voice of Pain from "Hercules".

[@itsyaboinadia]

And sometimes like scar

[@reehatyonin]

"ALRIGHT, COMMENCE PHASE THREE" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wii1245]

Ninoy Taheer verschucle in 3....2....1....

[@katiedrake76]

I'm crying, I'm laughing, my cheeks hurt, and my ribs ache. I haven't laughed like this is far too long!

[@TheSuburban15]

"It's just a long horrible ditch that leads nowhere." LOL. XDDD

[@chrystout]

This dude quickly became one of my favorites. Good show, lad, very good show.

[@Toni__Silver]

As a german the "verschluck“ was the funniest thing ^^

[@uphylme9350]

"my mom mee sah I ah miraco!"...love that part. His timing reminds me of the late John Pinet

[@lilythatlittlecat]

Loved Pinette! I was getting John Ritter & Pete Holmes vibes.

[@christiangibbs1482]

I still think this is the best 10 minutes of comedy ever recorded.

[@lindypierce3766]

I laughed until I cried for the first time in a long time. Thank you very much!!!

[@NamedForANightmare]

More of him please, he's delightful!!!

[@-Princesse-]

One of my favorites, hands down!

[@OttomanWarriorWoman]

Hilarious and brilliant. I feel terrible that London traumatized him! If he ever wants to come to Leeds or Manchester to do a comedy show, I'd be first in line to buy tickets. Trying to hold in the laughter on the train, sadly people are giving me strange looks.

[@stardogMLB]

They're jokes I'm sure... he probably had a great time. I went when I was in high school and had the time of my life. Very friendly people although a bit cynical toward Americans.

[@alitabattlechicken9732]

I rather like this gentleman

[@mbirbaamuasi]

I totally imagined this being said with a "proper" British accent.😂

[@UltraSuperDuperFreak]

@@mbirbaamuasi Funny, i was more amused by the photo and user name based on a movie lol. Love that movies (Alita Battle Angel)

[@jakeknelsen2318]

The delivery of this skit was spot on! Really good!!

[@1MinuteFlipDoc]

This guy could have a career on network sitcoms real easy.

[@laurenhowell318]

i don’t usually laugh at comedians, maybe a slight chuckle here and there, but this guy is downright hilarious! not to mention that he seems to be genuinely having a good time rather than trying to force funny.

[@jlehtinen9453]

He is hilarious! 😂 I have found a new favorite comedian.

[@BabyGirl18069]

I laughed so hard I’m crying and have a happy headache. I’m going to see if there’s a full show.

[@MorganJServices]

I know, right? I saw stars from laughing so full throttle! Download the Dry Bar Comedy Act. You can watch his whole show set over and over and over..........

[@lettucewarship7632]

There is a full show up now if it wasnt up back then.

[@paulinaszczesniak6964]

I'm eating a soup watching this, almost verschluckt 2 times 😂

[@klaasinsession]

"Four-star Michelin-tier" LOL! New levels of the guide's ranking

[@calisongbird]

Klaas in Session “tire”

[@daddyosink4413]

I enjoyed very "blue" comedy when I was younger, not so much in my 40s. Dry bar is AWESOME!

[@3DCGdesign]

I recognized 4 or 5 different comedians I love heavily influencing his act here but it was well delivered.

[@denoro.]

"that Maggie Thatcher joke ....i know my demografic " . That's fun and evil and you need balls to say that to your audience. I loved it.

[@calisongbird]

denoro *demographic

[@denoro.]

@@calisongbird you funny guy. Thank you .

[@jantucker9557]

I love his energy, he never gives you time to breathe between jokes!!

[@01Paulsgirl]

This guy is really talented - and he's pretty funny, too! :-)

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

LOL!😂😂😂 This guy is HILARIOUS!😂😂😂😂 Phashlook made me laugh WAY hard... Like... Phashlook hard.😂😂😂☠️

[@morehn]

farshlook. german gets a far for emphasis.

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

Lol. I just put my bit of spelling on it. But u spell and say it however u like.💜

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

@but why because I didn't. Why be a harpy about it? Live and let live bruh. If I'd have known how to spell it,i probably would have used proper spelling. Im gonna be honest here...are we in school? Does it truely matter? It's just a comment on KZbin sweetie. Be like Elsa. Let it go dude.

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

@but why thanks. Didn't realise I needed ur permission to be an adult and do as I please. Especially seeing as you understood the word I meant to use. Which the point of language is to speak and understand one another. So the point of language was successful...no?

[@mrs5046]

So funny!! Love him..all original jokes!!! Put him on Netflix!!!

[@sweetart0811]

YESSSSSS, Menno reference!!! And I have done that SO many times!

[@meganjaime7728]

I’m crying my mascara’s running...my wife says, you okay?

[@claritycentral]

You have him in your family...you don't need TV 😂😂😂

[@alexxhristova]

i have watched this several times so far. i still laughed so hard i ended up crying again

[@retiredtom1654]

Great job Matt. What a pleasure to hear good funny jokes without cussing. Thanks!

[@ChrisBattrick]

Boris is thinking, after watching evolution of this act, is quite sure to be best delivery so far. Am Wishing I had been there. Very well done, my bro... very well done ‘indeed’!

[@Timetraveler1111MN]

10:08 his face expression is so spectacular!!

[@airport862]

This "cracked" me up.

[@quarteracreadventures855]

I see what you did there

[@iDana256]

I’m bawling. He’s good 😂🙌🏼🙌🏼

[@menelmacar3]

Honestly, I was not expecting this one to be as funny as it was, but I nearly busted my gut laughing so much!

[@cherylcarlson3315]

Great singing voice! Great pacing

[@geoffkinsey9310]

You're a natural! Very funny😂

[@1MinuteFlipDoc]

" I come from Canada " - aha, now the nice boy personality makes sense.

[@rajjaelawrence]

Love guy he makes it look effortless👍👍👍😂😂😂

[@maryj7423]

AHAHAAAAA I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING he's a great voice actor!!

[@robertsteinberger]

I was just waiting for him to start singing "hello there, the angel from my nightmare"

[@ChemoshKamos]

I need to add "Fushluck" to my vocabulary, it's hilarious!

[@TheSuburban15]

Verschlucken

[@bethglick4315]

"I don't want the pierogies mom, you verschlucked all over them"...😁

[@wii1245]

Beth Glick i don't want a chocolate cake, Anna. You verschuckled all over it. Get me a fresh new piece.

[@amberscoutstarwatcher]

Trying to understand my uncle who is from Scotland the first time I met him was interesting. My aunt had to translate half of what he said, I slowly learned how to understand him but he's been in the U.S for so long he doesn't speak as fast as his family in Scotland do and they tease him about it!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nurukanja1488]

Such a funny sweet hilarious soul...!!!!!

[@LuigiHilaire]

Jesus This guy is extraordinary! British impression is on point

[@annasthoughtsandmusicalpar2239]

Omg, that was amazing... So hard to get and keep my water in my mouth.

[@betsybarnicle8016]

I spit out my coffee.

[@summerhanks3902]

I'm the phashlooker in the family! And I'm the mom!! Thanks Matt, this is so funny :D

[@agneswanjiku8865]

This is my favorite. 😂😂😂😂it's like the first time I heard it all over again,each time. 23rd Feb 2021

[@LadyPrincessDiana]

I laughed so hard whew, I'm gonna be in a good mood for the rest of the day 😆

[@kathysarden2689]

Fashluked sounds Yiddish! This guy is hilarious!!

[@VioletJoy]

His routine reminds me so much of a few shows I've been watching lately, all of which are British. We've been watching them with the subtitles on, which only helps sometimes. LOL. It's supposed to be English, but it SO isn't. 😂

[@VioletJoy]

@Speaking Truth Wrong? Do you mean "incorrectly"? If so, that's not what I meant at all. Between the strong accent and the English sayings (including slang), it almost seems like another language. LOL

[@VioletJoy]

@Speaking Truth Yeah, I'm lost. 🤷‍♀️

[@yvetterae6249]

Thank you DryBar for these longer bits! Matt you're hilarious - from a Brit ;)

[@Liz-cmc313]

Very talented 🤣.... Im watching it again as type.

[@laurencemajor4837]

Loved loved loved this. And as a Londoner, you do the accent well. Brilliant mate x

[@Concetta20]

I verschulked trying to eat and watching this at the same time.

[@Endlessvoidsutidos]

wow so many voices this guy is amazing XD

[@kipthecourtjester]

One of the best comedians I’ve ever seen.

[@robertboekee8733]

Hardest I've laughed in a long time in dry bar

[@leahthompson7930]

@mattfaulk I cannot imagine how many times you've rehearsed this to be seamless. If there is a God, he needs to put you in movies or better yet a comedy series! Big Love

[@RcascadeD]

I really like this guy and how we sings a bunch ❤️❤️

[@blueredyoyo]

I am like your mother! I verschluck on air, and my kids get worried but grossed out. Happy to learn a new word! You have a beautiful singing voice. Edit: I had to rewatch the part where you did the clothing store music b/c it was so accurate and I hate it!

[@nickstaley96]

Funniest comedy act I've heard in a while.

[@jigglyjello1464]

I found this video entirely on accident and I love it

[@Fox5Runnerz]

"Polar Express". The kid with the glasses who is a total North Pole nerd. This is him today.

[@DelbertStinkfester]

I am so glad I found this channel....Best comedy on the internet....So So funny

[@Big_G-The-Third]

the waiter sounds like "Oswaldo Mobray " in Hateful Eight . 😂

[@VeeAmericanEagle]

OH EMMMM GEEEE!! I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!! 😂😭😭😭😂😂

[@flickercrab5704]

Matt Falk, it's nice to meet you. I know that I am witnessing the budding of a phenomenal career of a superstar in his beginning. Welcome to the world of comedy. We've been waiting for you. The mic is hot.

[@micheleg768]

Thank you Matt!! I really needed a good hard laugh. No lie I cried I laughed so hard😂😂🎁

[@AmeliePoulain_01]

I watched this at 3 am and I laughed so hard, it hurt.