When You're Not Smart Enough. Jamie Lissow

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Dry Bar Comedy

Dry Bar Comedy

Күн бұрын

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@MrRudyc
@MrRudyc Жыл бұрын
He is one of the best! I saw him live and my face hurt from laughter
@ryansmith1312
@ryansmith1312 5 жыл бұрын
Airline pilot living in a camper near Orlando here. I can definitely relate to the studio apartment blues.
@nancymadore4292
@nancymadore4292 5 жыл бұрын
How have I missed this guy? He's great!
@VioletJoy
@VioletJoy 5 жыл бұрын
You know he's a good comedian when I can confidently "like" it before it even starts. He's hilarious! 😂😂😂
@martinmichael2535
@martinmichael2535 3 жыл бұрын
Saw him on Gutfeld, this dude is funny.
@aqua-mina
@aqua-mina 5 жыл бұрын
“City of Portuguese!” 😂
@timothyfloogle
@timothyfloogle 5 жыл бұрын
I've known about him because, I've seen him on the Greg Gutfeld Show. Jamie's a good man.
@johnlcallaway
@johnlcallaway 5 жыл бұрын
Actuarial science was invented in Portuguese, that's probably why you didn't know it. Funny stuff .. thanks for sharing.
@37shaula
@37shaula 5 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!
@dennesey
@dennesey 5 жыл бұрын
My previous studio apartment ran on unleaded. Yours was a penthouse, comparatively. This bit was fire.
@boldcautionproductions9203
@boldcautionproductions9203 5 жыл бұрын
Uh huh, I relate.
@v4nier290
@v4nier290 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve just discovered him on Gutfield. Hes hilarious!!! Love this guy!
@CalLadyQED
@CalLadyQED 5 жыл бұрын
A coworker of mine studied AS at BYU. But that was about 6+ years ago.
@iannicely1
@iannicely1 5 жыл бұрын
Idk man cooking pancakes from bed sounds pretty great
@crossthreadaeroindustries8554
@crossthreadaeroindustries8554 5 жыл бұрын
Yes! As soon as the suggestion hit my brain I was like, this is going to happen. I have a new life goal.
@mrshmuga9
@mrshmuga9 5 жыл бұрын
He looked at it all wrong. Cooking pancakes from bed? Not great. Cooking BACON from bed? Now you’ve got breakfast in bed, except you can make sure it actuary happens.
@JollywoodJoel
@JollywoodJoel 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, breakfast in bed everyday
@aaronsmith1023
@aaronsmith1023 5 жыл бұрын
True but it's also a major fire hazard.
@rob5918
@rob5918 5 жыл бұрын
You know you have a problem when you can shower without getting out of bed.
@victorreid4106
@victorreid4106 5 жыл бұрын
Dude he is freaking Hilarious
@blue39503
@blue39503 5 жыл бұрын
I once rented a studio made from some folk's garage . The bathroom door was a shower curtain .
@vincentproductions8963
@vincentproductions8963 5 жыл бұрын
are you still living there?
@blue39503
@blue39503 5 жыл бұрын
LOL No that was quite a few years back
@crossthreadaeroindustries8554
@crossthreadaeroindustries8554 5 жыл бұрын
Great stuff...
@db8700
@db8700 5 жыл бұрын
That guy is lying on the floor and crying too. Look at that! Lmao
@maxlisk80
@maxlisk80 5 жыл бұрын
I remember being in one of these on the upper west side about 20 years ago. Guy was so proud his rent was only $800.
@mohnapriyanka
@mohnapriyanka 5 жыл бұрын
"If you can cook pancakes from bed, you have made some bad decisions" 😂😂 "What Portuguese..." "I don't know" 🤣🤣
@samanthagladders9993
@samanthagladders9993 5 жыл бұрын
This guy is seriously so hilarious
@jamesdakis9691
@jamesdakis9691 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't even have a stove and my only sink was a "kitchen" sink in the living room.
@Cannonball-no6gq
@Cannonball-no6gq 5 жыл бұрын
James Dakis, D.Min. Same
@lisagillespie-craft1629
@lisagillespie-craft1629 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious!!!
@LJ_S1K
@LJ_S1K 4 жыл бұрын
Cooking pancakes from bed is making me think of when Michael Scott bought a foreman grill and placed it next to his bed to cook bacon in the morning lol
@lb8825
@lb8825 5 жыл бұрын
This man is hilarious 😂
@23ograin53
@23ograin53 Жыл бұрын
"I wouldn't be able to get this one if you let me write the rest of the question." THAT is a great joke.
@arasb3258
@arasb3258 5 жыл бұрын
Welcome to my toilet-kitchen-bedroom!
@1lobster
@1lobster 5 жыл бұрын
I love Alaska!
@Cannonball-no6gq
@Cannonball-no6gq 5 жыл бұрын
Love it
@chaggawarrior
@chaggawarrior 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂. Hilarious stuff!
@glennfuller
@glennfuller 2 жыл бұрын
He is the funniest guest on the new Gutfeld show.
@msbo5171
@msbo5171 5 жыл бұрын
Super funny and super good looking too ;)
@dagwood1327
@dagwood1327 5 жыл бұрын
Moved to Alaska from New York. Pick a cheaper state man. Arkansas or Mississippi you can get a whole house instead of a studio apartment.
@humanbeing5918
@humanbeing5918 5 жыл бұрын
Uganda and Zimbabwe are even cheaper. You can buy the whole village with villagers included for the price of NYC studio apartment.
@austingibson3315
@austingibson3315 5 жыл бұрын
Fairbanks is pretty awesome. And cheap
@emmanuelolodun848
@emmanuelolodun848 5 жыл бұрын
@@humanbeing5918 lol dumb dumb... Very funny
@somebodyelse6673
@somebodyelse6673 4 жыл бұрын
Definately not worth having to live in Arkansas or Mississippi.
@RantTherapist
@RantTherapist 5 жыл бұрын
Great guy.
@humanbeing5918
@humanbeing5918 5 жыл бұрын
why do you need more than one room if you live alone? I love studio apartments: easier to clean, cozy atmosphere. plus, if you live alone in a huge house, it feels lonely.
@Nenad-ICXC-Shuput-GFAMMA
@Nenad-ICXC-Shuput-GFAMMA 5 жыл бұрын
Is Dry bar done all in Utah?
@jdawg119
@jdawg119 5 жыл бұрын
This guy looks like the love child of Jimmy Kimmel and Channing Tatum
@andymcadams3460
@andymcadams3460 5 жыл бұрын
with a little bit of David Schwimmer spilled accidentally. xD
@maxlisk80
@maxlisk80 5 жыл бұрын
Let's throw a mom in the mix
@georgeisaak5321
@georgeisaak5321 5 жыл бұрын
and just a bit of Ben Stiller ...
@vincentproductions8963
@vincentproductions8963 5 жыл бұрын
@@maxlisk80 sooo... a threesome?
@LN-Lifer
@LN-Lifer 3 жыл бұрын
Laughing in my studio
@reginaldhouse7731
@reginaldhouse7731 4 жыл бұрын
Says went to college but see a recommended video right below this video of his stand up titled "didn't go to college"
@jamesgarrison6430
@jamesgarrison6430 5 жыл бұрын
I live in Alaska
@benchill93
@benchill93 5 жыл бұрын
That was actuary funny
@bubgum00
@bubgum00 5 жыл бұрын
The studio apartments around 250 sq. ft. in New York.
@Music-lx1tf
@Music-lx1tf 5 жыл бұрын
My ex and I moved into a studio from a tent. We thought it was heaven. $90 a month at 2163 NW Irving St, Portland OR. 1973.
@x-rayscott3409
@x-rayscott3409 4 жыл бұрын
How nice of you to post your address so we can all visit.
@Music-lx1tf
@Music-lx1tf 4 жыл бұрын
@@x-rayscott3409 yeah you moron that's from 1972
@ginalouise1985
@ginalouise1985 5 жыл бұрын
BYU. Brigham Young University
@mohnapriyanka
@mohnapriyanka 5 жыл бұрын
Saved me the Google, thanks
@sumedh17
@sumedh17 5 жыл бұрын
Bob Odenkirk looks healthy here..
@tintinismybelgian
@tintinismybelgian 5 жыл бұрын
Here's a question most people could answer: "Which Portuguese colony became the largest country in South America?"
@tintinismybelgian
@tintinismybelgian 5 жыл бұрын
@J Dial Very good.
@martinmichael2535
@martinmichael2535 3 жыл бұрын
Sweden?
@tintinismybelgian
@tintinismybelgian 3 жыл бұрын
@@martinmichael2535 Correct!
@TheLateral18
@TheLateral18 5 жыл бұрын
im leaving in a basement and im starting to doubt my life choices
@Anthony-uf3oz
@Anthony-uf3oz 4 жыл бұрын
*living
@cherylanne57
@cherylanne57 5 жыл бұрын
If you have shelter and enough to eat, you're doing good. America is broken.
@cmarq817
@cmarq817 5 жыл бұрын
As a Portuguese person not happy that you don’t know anything Portuguese (Vasco da Gama, Magellan, Port Wine, Vinho Verde, St Anthony, custard tarts, football, Cristiano Ronaldo, Mourinho). As a comedy lover... very funny . However preferred your other bit about your wife and the craft shop and pintrest
@jasonayres
@jasonayres 5 жыл бұрын
There is something about the way the Portuguese cook barbecued chicken. I don't know how to cook it like that myself, so if I ever pass a shop that sells "Portuguese BBQ chicken", I will go in. Thanks, Portugal 🇵🇹
@jamest3552
@jamest3552 2 жыл бұрын
He could've picked Spain or any number of other countries to avoid offending you but then he would've offended them so he thought offending you was better.
@thecoldhardtruth1390
@thecoldhardtruth1390 3 жыл бұрын
BYU - Buy Your own Underwear😂😂😂😂😂
@pranayjain6729
@pranayjain6729 5 жыл бұрын
Thought this was Ed helms at first
@watchingwebkinz
@watchingwebkinz 5 жыл бұрын
If you can make pancakes from bed you're living in a lazy persons Sim house
@runrockwater
@runrockwater 5 жыл бұрын
lol i actually know what an actuary does from kim possible coz it was Ron's dad's job. I just googled BYU and all i saw was a uni in Utah not NY. I guess he heard the question differently.
@jachyra4
@jachyra4 5 жыл бұрын
Dry Bar Comedy is in Provo UT, same city as BYU. He wasn't asking who was a college student in NY, he was asking which of the college students in the audience came from NY.
@Myfavquote
@Myfavquote 5 жыл бұрын
Seen Zootopia, otherwise i wouldn't know what actuary really is.
@coralday2009
@coralday2009 5 жыл бұрын
Funny
@LuisRamirez-ed1gt
@LuisRamirez-ed1gt 5 жыл бұрын
HEY, AT LEAST HE HAD A STOVE. IN MY ROOM I Can't HAVE/USE A STOVE. ALL HAIL PATERSON, NEW JERSEY!
@gnotifyinga
@gnotifyinga 5 жыл бұрын
He looks like an older Charlie Puth
@briannowdesha3986
@briannowdesha3986 3 жыл бұрын
Actuarial science must be science other than what is not actual science According to some new age scientist I'm sure watch there be no science involved whatsoever but that's okay we can just rename everything also in fact this isn't a post at all it's a memorandum hope you get it
@janellsiens4469
@janellsiens4469 5 жыл бұрын
He reminds me of Adam Sandler kinda! Good comedian
@jeremycalnan4180
@jeremycalnan4180 5 жыл бұрын
Jhonny
@SKEC212
@SKEC212 5 жыл бұрын
Ak-shew-ry. lol.
@hurmatellahi6776
@hurmatellahi6776 5 жыл бұрын
He looks so much like Charlie Puth! :/
@mama2cmt
@mama2cmt 5 жыл бұрын
Wow! I think he looks like Tom Allen.
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 5 жыл бұрын
Just call it A-S.
@bettyhouk8727
@bettyhouk8727 5 жыл бұрын
Or you are living in really small trailer house (tiny,really tiny) 🤷‍♀️😺
@rjchavers9267
@rjchavers9267 5 жыл бұрын
😂👍💛
@jeremycalnan4180
@jeremycalnan4180 5 жыл бұрын
90% of people do not get the drybar
@tracejak
@tracejak 5 жыл бұрын
Can you flash the logo and url faster? It’s not distracting enough. Really takes away from the excellent content.
@kakum21
@kakum21 5 жыл бұрын
I didnt understood the portuguese one
@carolecook1116
@carolecook1116 5 жыл бұрын
Read "What Portuguese..." & knew couldn't answer, because knew nothing at all about Portugal.
@JavierFernandez01
@JavierFernandez01 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahhahahah
@robertgray320
@robertgray320 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a waste of a major...................
@imchayanger9526
@imchayanger9526 5 жыл бұрын
Neither Jamie Lissow or something awesome is on the drybar app.
@timothyfloogle
@timothyfloogle 5 жыл бұрын
Try vidangel
@couponville1
@couponville1 5 жыл бұрын
Basically an accountant
@CalLadyQED
@CalLadyQED 5 жыл бұрын
Sorry, but that is incorrect. Actuaries are not accountants. They do complicated risk analysis. I studied actuarial science for a while and have worked with actuaries for over 10 years.
@laannw4263
@laannw4263 5 жыл бұрын
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