When you're trying to get laid but you're a Siamese twin

[@hopin8krzys]

I actually had a siamese twin when still in the womb. However, I absorbed him, so now I'm really powerful - I have the combined strength of a fully grown man and an unborn fetus

[@TheRockinDonkey]

Nice power-up

[@bazofiki]

bro might be carnage

[@Stu67nt]

There were a few bad quips i wanted to make but i want sure if they were too rude/ insensitive

[@nokia-gm8gv]

damn

[@skylx0812]

...you're also a Stephen King story from his one book.

[@AceFaz]

"We'll be making the beast with 2 backs, and a pair of wings", is probably the most clever siamese twins joke I've ever heard-

[@impicky4249]

Pls explain the joke to me, im developmentally disabled 💀

[@Censorship.Destroyed.Freedom]

​@impicky4249 They're attached at the torso, which means they only have two arms therefore; "a pair of wings". The "beast with two backs" is a joke about two people having s$x but it also works in reference to the Siamese twins. They are the "beast with two backs and a pair of wings" since they also have two backs.

[@impicky4249]

@Censorship.Destroyed.Freedom tysm 😭😭😭😭

[@Censorship.Destroyed.Freedom]

​@impicky4249 No worries. 😅

[@lforlight]

​@@impicky4249 You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much...

[@johnsmith8981]

This feels like Zach saw a Siamese twin and this was his first thought and he just had to make a sketch about it.

[@Klokinator]

Next skit: Siamese twins but one is gay and the other is straight.

[@shizakashi3494]

See I'd like, but the current number is 69.

[@arrianmian7294]

he actually just did that

[@shizakashi3494]

@@arrianmian7294 Yeah I saw it

[@sippingthe]

@@Klokinatorimagine he made a video about this

[@iwillose]

That Siamese twin was willing but not able to separate

[@Clueback]

Next video: when Siamese twins are opposite political parties

[@catloverplayz3268]

Please do this

[@fasterbaiter]

lmao he did it!

[@khanhle-do4rp]

Wish granted

[@ZT5513]

Damn that was a powerful request

[@tmaziriri]

Viewers: "Is there any topic out of line?" Zack: "What line?"

[@cartermarrero9431]

This is offensive to like 4 people so no it doesn’t cross the line. And Siamese twins are barely considered human.

[@TommyLaity]

@@cartermarrero9431 How are they barely considered Human? This isn't even a debate like it's just a fuckup in the womb leading to them sharing a body?

[@lad4830]

@@cartermarrero9431 "barely considered human" god damn bro...

[@GeezSus]

@@cartermarrero9431 Obviously, they're considered Siamese

[@Thetruesurvivor21]

@@cartermarrero9431wtf is your proplem

[@terrnoisrp8894]

Plot twist: The Siamese twin girl’s boyfriends are also Siamese twin.

[@pham990]

and then that siamese twin boyfriend’s brother also dates another siamese twin

[@zacharywissinger3996]

So like a human centipede, but sideways and sexual?

[@168toretiro]

horizontal centipede

[@BingBong67489]

@@168toretiro Just gotta keep adding links to the chain until someone is interested in the original right twin.

[@carsonbeasley9223]

@@BingBong67489 Don't think there are enough siamese twins out there for him.

[@robby7337]

This man can turn anything into a hilarious skit. Incredible.

[@TheLobsterCopter5000]

The special effects in this are impeccable! I actually believed that Zach Star had a conjoined twin.

[@LucianDevine]

He doesn't?!?!?! Mind...BLOWN!

[@inevitable934]

Finally, a video where there's multiple Zachs and it makes sense

[@Rafaelzio]

2:01 That's just footage of Zach trying to figure THAT out that he forgot to cut

[@chrisjackson1889]

What did he forget to cut out?

[@shrekiscool4743]

​@@chrisjackson1889 the joke in the comment is that him talking about the logistics of it is actually him working through how it would work and he forgot to cut out his thought process

[@JohnSmithIlIlIlIl]

There's this woman who just gives zero Fs about her existence as a siamese twin. She has NO FILTER on her speech! Her other half got married, and they were doing an interview.

[@alicepbg2042]

I feel like you stopped telling the story halfway...

[@JohnSmithIlIlIlIl]

@@alicepbg2042 Basically, the interviewer tried to talk to the other twin, and she just shut her down. She was checked out and didn't care. She all but told the interviewer to F*** off. It was great! The interviewer was asking "How is it like being married as conjoined twins? Will you have children?" etc.

[@gideonbrown4215]

“And I want RAINBOWS to SING ME SONGS while I FLY through a field FILLED with marshmallows. Do I just get that now?” “I can make that happen after.” Lefty must have talked to Crack Jack from the gang sketch.

[@afraid2letgo]

Crack Jack was willing and able to make RAINBOWS SING HIM SONGS while he FLIES through a field FILLED with marshmallows

[@LucianDevine]

@@afraid2letgo When called, Jack quickly and calmly said, "You got it."

[@antonionnam6594]

This has got to be the most difficult situation ever.

[@JungleJuliaDP]

"Shall we have a duel at zero paces?" Comedic genius.

[@samuelkimuhu1916]

00:44 She says you're not her type😂😂😂😂

[@mafia_boss_neto]

Best title ever.

[@cyberceel]

The camera work is supreme

[@thexenosaiyan]

THAT LAST TWIST HAD ME HOWLING OH MY GOD

[@leopardsun]

This one desperately needs to be a series.

[@twincesseszeigler4366]

As a twin,I'm glad I'm separated from my sister.I couldn't do that.

[@NelielSugiura]

In the best Zach impression I could manage after I was about two minutes into this skit... "What... kind of drugs... were you on... to come up with this?" ;)

[@Censorship.Destroyed.Freedom]

Well, your impression is spot on because I read it in his voice. 😅

[@shrekiscool4743]

whatthefuckisthis

[@LucianDevine]

Yes

[@danielsummerton2259]

He cant keep getting away with this!! Zach is a mad genius I tell you, mad!

[@Hayavin]

ah yes what a battle, truly the final boss of standing offs

[@familiescharf4207]

Zach is able and willing to make anything into a funny skit

[@LetMeRecord]

bro is dropping only BANGERS

[@zeraphos5586]

2:25 Damn zacks such a good engineer he can text ysing TI-84 calculator.

[@sidneyregeer8694]

He was calculating if the position would work.

[@BritishEngineer]

He was using vector calculus and divergence curls to calculate his positions which would be something you’d notice if you payed attention to his finger movements, knowing the button layout.

[@mikinaakandersen1189]

My God Zach is on point doing these daily video releases. Some of his best.

[@mrm64]

.....I just now realized that siamese twins have to use the restroom together...😬

[@a_d3mon]

And shower together.

[@n085fs]

I doubt they get much rest.

[@mrm64]

@@n085fs Man....

[@shrekiscool4743]

​@n085fs i already struggle to sleep and both of us would just be so miserable

[@LucianDevine]

@@shrekiscool4743 Sleep and restroom stuff is likely easier than you'd think, given that they grow up and develop that way. So it's normal for them.

[@MartijnMuller]

It's great to see how your special effects have improved over the years to this level.

[@1jotun136]

Imagine negotiating just having a toss.

[@chrism3784]

lol, or negotiating have the other help you with that toss

[@ak5659]

One: NOW. Can't you see I need to? Other: No. I have to.... One: (unzips fly) Other: Sure. Why not.

[@ak5659]

​@@chrism3784-- I'd imagine they'd learn pretty young the more hands, the better.

[@tylrbyrd]

The seamless switch between the phone and graphing calculator, and back, was great.

[@admiralwastaken]

this guy is genuinely the funniest fucking individual i've ever seen in my entire life

[@RecursiveTriforce]

99 is not missionary The left nine is facing the wrong direction

[@a_d3mon]

I'd say 99 strikes me as doggy style

[@bitskit3476]

Spooning, I guess.

[@seanryan817]

The whiplash whenever the camera switches is crazy

[@moonlitshadow5944]

I respect that he actually turned around for it, thought he would just be flipping the video and using a different green screen video

[@thekingofthings2002]

The special effects here are art.

[@trifortay]

That ending kinda hit me in the face.

[@Gloryofzen]

the question that needs answering who's the dominant twin

[@saaarrj]

1 is a Lefty, the Other an uplifted Right. They Dominate their own lanes, spaces, & axes 😂

[@Gloryofzen]

@ 🤣

[@guardianv5846]

Question one: can you have fraternal Siamese twins? Question two: ..well you know what it is

[@punchboxnet]

Bro this could become an insane series

[@AssetH8ut2]

Thanks!

[@emperor_putenskiy]

Reminds me of the Futurama episode with almost the same idea

[@STARburst_12]

this was confusing to watch, eyes need a break now.

[@TheBestDog]

Thanks, Zach! I was about to go to bed. Now, you’ll be the last thing I see before bed. 😉 😴 💭

[@Greg_Bal]

the last thing you saw was probably your pillow...

[@Censorship.Destroyed.Freedom]

​@Greg_Bal Tell that to all the people who have dropped their phones on their faces by accident when falling asleep... including me. 😅 Also, technically 🤓 they said "before bed".

[@a_d3mon]

They also can't do doggy style. Because if the twin that isn't interested is on his left when facing him, then she's on his right when facing away from him

[@aegea363]

I *JUST* watched a video about human experiements

[@terminator6950]

These are first world problems, and something needs to be done about it.

[@BritishEngineer]

Separation surgery is nearly impossible these days.

[@flippyjunior1267]

Lemme guess, the boyfriend of the sister has a Siamese twin as well

[@CrazyGamingYT56]

Love your content keep up the great work

[@XZaguer]

did he just use a calculator as an smartphone?

[@Uveryahi]

Nah, he was running the calculations to see how it would look when 69ing ^^

[@LucianDevine]

No. He was using the graphing calculator to figure out if the sixty nine position would work.

[@JPxboxman]

Another video let's go!

[@wendellenthorn2205]

Zack, you must have siblings, Sounds like any typical day in the car with parents. DAY TRIP!!!

[@themightyironoak]

We need more of this

[@chandrasekharChebiyyam]

"She's very religions and it has to be missionary!" GOLD 🤣

[@mauricegadsden5792]

I don't have a twin but that looks annoying asf

[@phoenixirwin8730]

Siamese twin.

[@bedro_0]

Bro is gonna be FIFTH wheeling

[@paeanmukherjee7529]

I feel like this is a Dead Ringers reference

[@Daviticus042]

Has he not heard of Brewer's Droop?

[@admiralwastaken]

i just hate it when this happens

[@TheCommanderTaco]

Imagine the sister's boyfriend is also a siamese twin lol.

[@doggonederp]

When one siamese twin is gay but the other isn't

[@Chi_The_Cat_0]

I'll say this; I'll never stay one of your videos and not finish it. It's kinda .a package deal. You're buying the whole ass episode. 😊

[@Anke-SaraDragonsong]

You're too funny, i love your vids

[@lazarussevy2777]

I've actually always been super curious about that.

[@rammisalami]

You could give Lovecraft nightmares.

[@Definitelyachannel]

Part 2 part 2 part 2 part 2 part 2 part 2

[@n085fs]

Siamese Twin Series Episode 83: They get hired as pilot and navigator of the EA-6B Prowler, and the Navy has to scoot the seats closer together in one plane to accommodate them.

[@Houseofcards13579]

Skit Idea: Christmas shopping for a billionaire

[@PS5ProGaming23]

Ever since i saw thosw conjoined twins that were popular i was wondering about these things

[@thevillager8339]

I feel bad for the brother

[@beskamir5977]

I almost missed the calculator lmao.

[@gamemakingkirb667]

That end 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@palmyrapalmyra1681]

🤣😂🤣😂CANNOT stop laffing!! This guy!! 😂🤣🤪🔥😎 Even the comments r hilarious!! Y'all b cray cray freaky!!!🤣😂🤪

[@insanejughead]

Hahaha, you took the rule of thirds for film and turned it into rules of half.

[@alexforce9]

Remember those girls with one body and two heads? They are married now. Yes, really.

[@houby1632]

THE disrespect is craaazy

[@grabble7605]

This video is funnier because I've read several cases of Siamese twins who each had partners and some of whom indeed got laid. It's gotta be so awkward...

[@Ninjago20009]

Video idea the Sino Soviet split but if it was a dramatic breakup between a couple

[@FutureCommentary1]

😂 You know very well that it's conjoined twins not siamese.

[@yazajag]

She's very religious it has to be missionary, okay 😂

[@DarkBiCin]

0:42 - i just visualized how weird it would be depending on where they are joined if the left Siamese twin didnt like the right Siamese twin. So you basically be body against body while your other sides are doung the freaky. Or if both parties liked who they we faced across from the idea of them all having to agree to have sex at the same time. People kink shame but that shit is the real freaky 1:25 - oh shit he covered that xD

[@mathieu-lenaers]

Maan...reaaly? This kinda dark humour is way beyond me.... I don't even know if I can laugh though I want to 😵‍💫

[@nathanstafford8412]

He's gotta be wearing a vanta black shirt I swear

[@sarbear650]

Anyone else go through a rabbit hole after this video 💀

[@ViceCoin]

Siamese Foursome.😊

[@ember13dp]

Sounds like Zach heard the news about Siamese twins Brittany and Abby, where one just got married.

[@qwerthyuiop]

Imagine if just one of them was gay

[@LordJazzly]

christ on a bike

[@nicolesavitsky4476]

What happens if one of the Siamese twins dies?

[@shrekiscool4743]

I think if one dies the other does too since they share some things

[@timothyvenable3336]

I am certainly missing something. What’s the problem with Prime?

[@marmyeater]

Wait, shouldn't 66 be the one with your feet on the pillows?

[@skylx0812]

Didn't the Chang and Ang guys manage to father children? ...if the Asians can do it, do it...

[@ironwarriornlm]

LFG

[@angelasligar9714]

Zach, why are some of your videos so cursed

[@deniswilliam7051]

I spent even more time trying to figure out how 69 would work

[@hashemalawadhi9475]

At the time of watching this video for me, the view count is 69,669

[@Shishiochan]

Part 2? 😂😂😂

[@kaelothsgaming8199]

How does that work? Wouldn't you both be doing it and feeling it? lol