"Alpha Male" host has MASSIVE meltdown

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Bro, like, I always thought I was, you know, an alpha male, right? Like, that’s what my boys always said. But now, I’m sitting here, and I’m wondering, am I actually a beta? Or like, what if I’m a sigma male? Do I even know what that is? Then there’s all these other letters, like, could I be a gamma male? Or, bro, what if I’m a lambda male? Is that even a thing? And dude, don’t get me started on omega males. That sounds intense, but maybe that’s me? I don’t know, man, I’m just really freaking out right now. What if I’m not even a male at all? Like, what if I’m some kind of… zeta male? Am I making that up? Bro, I think I need to lie down or something. This is too much. I should start a podcast.
Music:
Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod
Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John & Michael Romaniello
Production Assistant:
Sabrina Perez
Cinematography by:
Mitchell Nance
#wizards #comedy #sketchcomedy

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

What do you think Larry gets up to on weekends?

[@top_fin]

Probably some sick alpha stuff a beta like me wouldn't understand, like continuing construction on the Gumdrop Monastery

[@aeong_bread]

he be suckin' on this vanilla bean, if you catch my drift 😏

[@MrMrrome]

He's sending inappropriate messages to the cabbage patch kids... again.

[@steeliewheelies]

Secretly eats mayonnaise out of a vanilla pudding container because of the Cult of Ridiculously Underrated Savory Treats (CRUST) he recently joined amidst a identity crisis stemming from one really bad maraschino cherry

[@mysterymonkey4981]

@@Wizards_with_Guns your mom in his blue pumpkin

[@EmpireofJoe]

The women looking dejected and depressed is incredibley spot on.

[@AK-cr5pe]

But I'm on the alpha male Alfred Tate crypto potion macho hustle grindset. Why won't women date me?

[@shaheedk.3386]

​@@TheLongDonBoo, bait used to be believable.

[@iconica9516]

@@TheLongDon your other comment on this video is saying the exact same thing if youre gonna bait dont be painfully obvious infact, just dont do it at all, life is more fun when you dont find being annoying on purpose fun

[@randömfiish]

@@TheLongDon Rage bait has fallen off

[@manyplural4265]

@@TheLongDon no one cares

[@atruepanda1782]

Imagine being a woman hired by Wizards With Guns to sit around and look bored next to fucking Larry Lollipop.

[@the.dirt.man.]

Dream job

[@Kyle-nm1kh]

Sounds hard honestly

[@KrazyKaiser]

They must be very professional.

[@OgdenM]

I bet there was A LOT of takes because they were laughing.

[@noahmcabee2534]

They didn't hire them 😂 they let them tag along. Wizards are pimping like that

[@seansullivan6176]

Larry Lollipop was never the same after he discover Andrew Taffy

[@smashingairguitars]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣💀💀

[@diplexnormal3353]

You’re done. Get out. *get the fuck out.* 🗿

[@SepSyn]

Underrated comment!

[@bradley4465]

Yeah, and now he keeps hanging out with Milkshake Paul.

[@pudingeX0aciDrefluX]

@@bradley4465 He live streamed with Sneakors

[@barghest94]

The dead look in the women's eyes lmao. Accurate.

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎

[@meed0kai]

I do like the one in the beginning that has to stifle laughter, haha

[@AndreiGeorgescu-j9p]

That's what happens after sleeping with randos

[@charlesplante]

So sexy right?

[@Ben-od8do]

Lore accurate women

[@lollypopfiend]

The girls sitting there like hostages is completely on point, lmao.

[@icedwolf3661]

This is honestly funnier with the context of the murder mystery skit.

[@chippler5822]

This sketch was pre recorded before lollipops unfortunate murder, his mother gave wwg her blessing to release it

[@victorlolxd7347]

@@chippler5822Or maybe this is hell… I doubt there is anything but alpha male podcasts to listen to in hell

[@icedwolf3661]

@@chippler5822 you mean Pauline Plum? It’s such a shame that she had to lose her one and only son.

[@victorlolxd7347]

@@chippler5822Or maybe they are in he!! I doubt there is anything but alpha male podcasts to listen to in He!!

[@FreakTesticals]

2:43 Can you do this?

[@sinisterthoughts2896]

To be fair, a blue pumpkin sounds like a pretty sick ride.

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎

[@angi216]

"They're both from the Taffy Swamp, and you know what that means 👀 "

[@Ton-rs9tg]

​@angi216 sooo candy Florida

[@almscurium]

Blue pumpkin sounds like a pretty sick STD

[@someguywithaphone5921]

To be fair...

[@aeong_bread]

blue pumpkin > tesla, EASY.

[@CassiusZedaker-pr7kc]

Low bar, tbh

[@ZAWARUD00]

If it's an actual pumpkin and not some cheap plastic, sure.

[@notme8652]

​@@ZAWARUD00 No its a candy caramelized pumpkin mobile with a cherry on top and drizzles of maple syrup and dashes of elderberry dust

[@qualivia]

Well, if you don't mind the bugs that will feast on your car then sure...or when it melts during a heat wave or raining.

[@LaMarcheFutilé101]

@@qualivia Pretty sure those are all problems with Teslas, too.

[@reveoli1]

Seems like these snowflakes cant handle what Alpha LarryLolipop has to say, just because he's speaking the truth

[@furbyguy]

Absolutely. I lost a lot of respect for the TestosterZone boys after this, it seems like they shriveled up in the presence of a TRUE alpha.

[@IrieArtz]

they just jealous they don't have the blue pumpkin whip with fully reclining seats

[@samov1rus]

#THESWEETTRUTH

[@philflorence590]

​@@samov1rusThat's too good to be hidden within the replies of another comment.

[@IchNachtLiebe]

No one can beat the king. Even if it's the gumdrop king.

[@DrTechnoBabel]

I imagine this frustration comes from them wanting to kick Larry Lollipop off the show for a while now, but not being able to because he's the one actually pulling in all the views.

[@alphachicken9596]

The studio is inside the banana split, and theyre too tied up in crypto to rent anything else.

[@SamJNE122]

He's funding the podcast using the last of the wealth he managed to take before his regime was violently overthrown.

[@gungle2595]

Larry Lollipop is the sex appeal the show needs to continue

[@Qarl23]

He's the su... the, uh... the s... the something daddy.

[@ND-nr6mx]

No one cares what those two betas are saying, we're all here for sigma candy strats

[@mikeymegamega]

Wait....isn't that the guy who was innocently pulling taffy?

[@zeppie_]

Given this new context I can see why he was regarded as a suspect

[@benjaminmorris4962]

*Twisting taffy in the corner

[@panwall1327]

He was murdered by Dr. Poop

[@biznestelch2941]

Your here!?!??

[@jessiehawkins77]

Innocently?

[@outgoingcall]

I didn't see the thumbnail... The candy king caught me so off guard omg

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

Same

[@HatoBumpkin]

How did you get to the video without seeing the thumbnail?

[@outgoingcall]

@@HatoBumpkin I'm subscribed, and I just clicked the notification on my phone since I wasn't really doing anything else.

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

@@HatoBumpkin I have a different reason in my case: really old device that takes very long to load thumbnails and pictures when opening the youtube app

[@FilthyCasualty]

@@Idkpleasejustletmechangeitahh the grey/black block thumbnail.

[@Garmfleef]

I was the 4th king after Larry 7 minutes after he abdicated. My reign was 16 seconds and I got us embroiled in 4 wars. 3 of which were civil wars. He’s right. That candy throne is slippery (and half of it is a slide)

[@Bobsteperous]

Ah dude I was 16th after you, I got a solid minute before the Duke of Chocolaté shoved me down the slide. Fun slide though 10/10

[@joyfulnoize6958]

​@@Bobsteperous fun slide 😂

[@jgames5fun503]

​@@Bobsteperous as king 44th king after you it was fun meeting you. Sadly I was busy cleaning the 43rds "mistake"

[@Bobsteperous]

@jgames5fun503 oh quite a pleasure to meet you as well, I hope that coup wasn't too hard on you, the 43rd was a real jackass huh?

[@trublgrl]

Still waiting for the f*cking dragons, dude.

[@blunderbass851]

'long story shortcake' goes hard as fuck

[@everia_games]

That's a bar

[@ND-nr6mx]

But his bed *is* also shortcake.

[@andrewbyrdful]

@@ND-nr6mx and it's a cuckoo clock!

[@NotHarpoGroucho]

Larry Lollipop needs his own podcast, they clearly don’t appreciate him.

[@realname5461]

Larry Lollipop is the true alpha, these betas don't understand him

[@ascendedisamazing]

What is a "Gumdrop Male" (and is it better than sigma?)

[@targaghjj]

Larry Lollipop is definitely a Zeta male (they're the best).

[@ND-nr6mx]

*RAREST MALE TYPES: NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED*

[@bulletkin_etg]

​@@ND-nr6mx we need a n o t h e r

[@PyxeledGenesis]

Is this canon in the omegaverse podcast lore?

[@aneutralopinion1712]

I love the women sitting solemnly in silence like me at church when I was 7 lmao

[@the_lily_rose]

I'd have trouble not laughing.

[@KristianKumpula]

Females

[@caesargold3695]

That seemed really unrealistic to me.

[@Deifiable]

2:30 As pissed off and uninterested as Squeako was at LarryLollipop's story , he still couldn't hide his look of interest win he heard the word "twins"

[@Brass319]

"and you know what that means..." FISH!

[@Disco.Wizard]

Didn't catch that one haha

[@notaprogamer2782]

The most accurate part is the women sitting there and not being able to say anything

[@lilyofthevalley0001]

The guests having the eyes of someone contemplating all of their life choices leading up to this moment was the most accurate part

[@Gondus]

I absolutely love the look of the lady's faces. Look of I'm over this BS is palpable.

[@esrjhgbweouringrsg]

They nailed it, they look exactly as they would on a real alpha podcast

[@TheLongDon]

They looked like people that hate being called out on their shit

[@Boooo]

​@@TheLongDonbad bait

[@kolikolikolikolikolikolikoliko]

@@TheLongDon bro think he on the candy cane throne

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

@@TheLongDon um??? women don't poop bro. nice try

[@MrDevidu]

Talking during the sponsor is what killed me

[@Diamond-Fox]

If he doesn't pull up in a blue pumpkin, he's not worth my time 💅

[@crashtestdolphin5884]

Shattered men and bored women: the two ingredients you need for a Broken Bro podcast

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

You coming tonight? Me and the Broken Bros™️ are going out looking for high value women

[@ManleyReviews]

To top it off, I love how they're all talking into the wrong part of the mic

[@UnwovenSleeve]

Casting Call: We need four women to sit at a table whilst looking depresseed and bored.

[@Nothingseen]

Honestly it seems like a WAY better gig than going on one of those brocasts

[@RamenDenominator]

They let those women yap too much.

[@zeecaptain42]

@@RamenDenominator I'm dead. You killed me and I'm dead

[@blunderbass851]

Larry Lollipop returns! Who knew he was such an intellectual.

[@carlwheezer1030]

aside from the fantastic twist i love the detail of the women literally saying nothing the entire podcast except when they are directly asked a question

[@sethwick8348]

And then being immediately berated for it.

[@Gundumb_guy]

This probably took 12 hours to film. I would never be able to keep a straight face for 1 take if I had to witness this in person.

[@CamTheWarlock]

I feel like this might’ve just been an excuse to use that candy king costume again (which is completely valid I’d love to wear it).

[@oogiesmuncher]

"i will form a crust" got me

[@MelodyTCG]

All the women just going 🙄 the whole time is so accurate

[@edgarmorswiniewicz6790]

How benevolent of King Larry to bestow his sweet sticky blessing upon us Praise be!

[@WaitWhat-zw2in]

I am very thankful for the wizards making Larry Lollipop a reoccurring character in their extended universe

[@mmmmmmm856]

"You live in a fucking banana split!" that cracked me up

[@lucienmorin9334]

"And they're both from the Taffy Swamp so you know what that means" "I don't" 😂😂😂

[@runforitman]

The 4 depressed women sitting there silently is so accurate for these podcasts

[@8bitdaydreams]

The candy man's voice is literally the best thing ever. Omg I couldn't stop laughing at every word he said😂😂

[@Titleknown]

Fun fact, that's a vocal caricature of a very specific IRL guy, Ed Wynne! You might know him best as the Mad Hatter from the original Disney Alice in Wonderland, he's a very popular impersonation ala Peter Lorre or; increasingly; Alan Oppenheimer's Skeletor voice!

[@TheStupidrule]

Y'all clowning on Larry just because he dresses like a clown, but deep down you know you're jealous of his blue pumpkin ride and whipped cream candy platter.

[@MrMrrome]

Larry is a Kandy King 🤴 no Ho-Hos are gonna gum up his sweet grind.

[@robo-bot]

Squeako IS that guy☝

[@Headlessgenie]

Larry really knew how to diffuse that at the end with a different heated debate

[@max.t957]

Andrew tates best friends

[@timothyeachus7242]

Mike’s Jordan Peterson impression came out a bit at 1:11

[@retronartz1268]

how did those women not even smirk?? that's talent right there

[@tinaperez7393]

T&A - for talent and ability! 😝 Seriously though - they were acting pros not breaking a smile or laugh the whole time. 😂

[@tinaperez7393]

I've seen this multiple times now and I just caught the "sponsor" "Bread Box" - all bread, no b.s." and have absolutely no idea what that could be. "All bread" i guess? 😂 Too funny. And also suspicious - as their logo looks a bit phallic.

[@triggeredcheese5318]

The other two hosts just felt immasculine compared to Larry's aura

[@AlexHolmes.]

My dad was so excited that Larry Lollipop made a return in another sketch lol

[@mysterymonkey4981]

Was anyone licking the candy cane throne? 1:40

[@cellophane6338]

For a couple of years they had a queen

[@komlat253]

I was 😂

[@bobcooper82]

Adin Ross

[@AlmonMalk]

Silly Billy that would make it sticky not slippy

[@harveyleznik]

So what happened with the Taffy Swamp twins?

[@hoeton3]

ngl, that symbol goes hard 💀

[@RamenDenominator]

Goes turgid

[@AK-cr5pe]

Goes vigorous

[@Madbmberwhatbmbsatmidnight]

Goes priapic😂

[@zzz808-]

goes studious

[@ArturGlass.C]

Those actresses deserves prizes for all perfectly representing "Bored, Dissossiated and Depressed" into one.

[@BestNemesisplayer44]

Does this imply that Larry lollipop was an accomplice to Dr Poop in the murder of Rimsby Rimlington? Wizards with guns cinematic universe!???

[@stugglefuggle8673]

I don't know what I hate more. The fact that that random collection of words make sense to me because I love this channel or the fact that I would be so down for a WWG shared universe 😭🤣

[@Somethinorother.]

Larry Lolipop informs my entire world view

[@dikydankedude]

Larry absolutely dominated those alphas. He was merely contributing to the conversation and they lost the will to live. I'd love to see this alpha pull out all the stops

[@bokrugthewaterserpent3012]

I thought you guys made comedy skits, this is actually just what every single one of these podcasts is like

[@xxxnapoleon69]

Including the candy king of course

[@ParkerAndres-tm8bo]

Larry lollipop was in three prison gangs started four riots and did some other shit stay thirty feet away minimum. -Luke licorice

[@atruepanda1782]

Oh my god that logo in the corner is genius.

[@bruhdudeguyman]

I appreciate the little icon in the bottom right corner. Just the cherry on top of a dope ass skit lmao.

[@litterbox2010]

Height matters. I refuse to date men taller than me.

[@pilloworwhat]

same, and imma dude. short kings can get it too tho

[@bluggugget]

The way the women just sit there dead eyed sells this so much

[@afruitlesshippo]

Props to the girls for maintaining such straight faces, I wouldn't be able to help my face from twitching from internal laughter

[@TheApollo90]

I know a girl that was on one of these podcasts, and trust me. The bro’s loved Larry Lollypop.

[@OtherM112594]

Keeping a straight face during the filming of this video must have been an Olympic level feat

[@robertflinch2447]

I love how the women say nothing and just look like they crave death

[@PunnyFuzz]

Can't wait for the next installment of the LarryLollipop saga!

[@chs9999]

It's time to BRO DOWN for a BRODOWN

[@Lobster_Lars]

Great skit guys! You're distressingly good at playing awful dudebros I wish the thumbnail didn't spoil the reveal of mike's character.

[@Defunkolover]

Such a stereotype lollipop Larry doesn't live in a banana spilt we live in lemonhead homes

[@imjustsomeguy72]

I love how the women look equally disinterested regardless of which of the other people are speaking.

[@A.L-ignorethispart]

HHAHAHHAHA YESSS I LOVE LARRY LOLLIPOP PLEASE MAKE HIM A REOCURRING CHARACTER PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEE

[@targaghjj]

Me too!

[@ctwb-06]

I would enjoy recurring characters like this that way you don't have to buy costumes only to use them once

[@murder.racoon]

I mean you GOTTA use a costume like that multiple times

[@dethhollow]

I don't get the candy man, but the 4 girls paid to just sit there and look uncomfortable is just 100% spot on, lol!

[@FeeshUnofficial]

We need to mandate this guy on every single podcast, no matter what kind

[@iamvigant]

"I have a course on what it really means to be an Alpha in his prime. Lesson one is how to make a cream soda... and how to rhyme😎🤙"

[@robotortoise]

I will be a sheep in the flock and echo how funny it is that the women are all sitting there without saying anything and look depressed

[@zeecaptain42]

The dead eyed prop-women is killing me!

[@robertjackson8246]

Larry Lollipop and Jordan Peterson need to start talking about the bone-taffy castle kingdom and just keep waffling on to each other forever....

[@thomaskovacs5094]

There is only 1 chad in that room 😂

[@205mohamad]

I've never wanted to see the behind the scenes more in my life

[@robbieboydudeguy]

“Lesson one is how to make cream soda…” “…” “And how to rhyme.”

[@arav13]

The ladies did a great job portraying as ladies who just didn't want to be there. Gave me the vibe of "fuck I'm stuck with this serial killer"

[@craigyeah1052]

The end of the video where the girls break character to laugh was somehow such a relief after making it through the whole video

[@CtrlAltRestore]

Damn, i didn't know chuckles the space clown went on podcasts

[@PineappleDealer37]

Do I smell a cooking desert cooperation between Larry Lollipop and Hilary Kitchen?

[@moosesurgeon]

It's only now that I realize that "twisting taffy" was a euphemism

[@groundzero1077]

Please let Larry Lolipop be a recurring character like Horno

[@waffler-yz3gw]

3:35 understandable reaction

[@tobyeasterbrook8117]

TestosterZONE logo is perfect, 10/10, no notes

[@meshavillar]

I love Larry Lollipop, especially in this context. Such a funny character 🤣 Hope he sticks around for a while.

[@capt_c0ve688]

alright, close enough. welcome back, Wilford Warfstache

[@princessmaly]

Those are the most bored women I've ever seen. I couldn't stop giggling at them just fucking not caring aboot any of this. I'm just so happy you got them to sit in on this skit the whole time with literally one line between all of them at the very end. The dedication to the craft is outstanding.

[@Goblin_deez.]

I will never see Wreck it Ralph the same way again

[@sinisterthoughts2896]

Making the most out of that outfit!

[@irogt]

It's the dead eye for me.

[@SamwiseOutdoors]

I just caught that one guy is called Squeako. Brilliant.