When you use beef fat for everything

[@neniugrava]

God, I can't imagine what I would do if I met such a person and they casually dropped that they use dead cow fat as a moisturizer. I would not be able to focus on the convo after that. These parody shorts are chef's kiss

[@Gwilfawe]

When your 'beauty' is more important than the life of a sentient being who was innocent and didn't want to die.

[@dennishinze9578]

Danny is my favorite carnivore natty female bodybuilder

[@PauIdenino]

Danny Piano is my favorite natural crossfitter

[@DrBear-rk4qb]

Please don't ever stop making parody shorts! 😂 They're so good!

[@julienfroidevaux1143]

The irony is he can never match the ridiculousness of the carnists he emulates .

[@musiqal333]

Dude your parody shorts are always hilarious ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@WaddyMuters]

Omg has something died in here? Maybe it’s under the house or something! Oh No. That’s just my skin care routine. I call it rancid temptation.

[@greyskyvegan]

😂😂😂

[@lynnritchie231]

😂😂😂

[@veganjotaro]

👏👏👏😂

[@tompetty6681]

The acronym 'POV' still eludes people

[@borneoorangutan]

I guess in this case they're probably looking in the mirror so it's ok.

[@BigIndianBindi-jy1cz]

that is effing disgusting wtffff

[@clarissaw3494]

Use pure coconut oil. Buy it at costco. It's only 14.99 there for a huge tub.

[@TheresaPierce-q7f]

Dollar Tree as it 1.25,might be small jar but it last a long time.

[@BigIndianBindi-jy1cz]

can't use that, it be giving me breakouts.

[@TheresaPierce-q7f]

@@BigIndianBindi-jy1cz Sorry to hear that😞

[@Lazmanian]

Long as it doesn't come from a country like Thailand that exploits and abuses monkeys for it 👍🏼

[@FruityHachi]

it clogs pores for certain skin types coconut oil is best for dry, normal or aging skin

[@ThingsYoudontwanttohear]

Are you worried about hormone disruptors? Get your hormones straight from the animal instead! 👍

[@Gabriellaella23]

💀💀💀

[@globalist1990]

😂💀

[@runtosaurus]

I use castor oil, sesame oil, and coconut oil on my skin, and they all work great! I'm also kind of hippy when it comes to keeping products on my body to a bare minimum. I've heard good things about actually using beef tallow for skin, but yeah... no.

[@OriginalMeanGirl]

It would be the smell for me! I'm not a vegetarian but I could live without meat. My husband is a big time carnivore and he made beef tallow for me to cook with. I couldn't take the smell! I usually cook with avocado or coconut oil but beef tallow literally makes me sick to my stomach lol.

[@krishnaveganathar]

Murder cream is just the best.

[@jamiekickaholeinthesky9513]

They call her "hamburger Patty"

[@lynnritchie231]

😂😂😂

[@thatsalt1560]

😂

[@nicolao.dos.santos]

😂 another great video, Danny! Keep them coming, always makes my day

[@JanCapeio]

Only wackos like you think these are great videos.

[@ValseInstrumentalist]

In a book The Pharaoh and the Priest, Prince Ramesses II grows to hate the Akkadians because they cover themselves in beef tallow and the smell offends him.

[@GDeNofa]

Yeah because plant-based vitamin C creams are crazier than dabbing dead fat excretions. Sweet bejesus 😂

[@SIOSveganese]

If there are people out there who genuinely believe that using COW FAT is the healthiest thing for your skin, our society has a serious problem on its hands.

[@foodplug5627]

This is why further education is nice choice

[@StarWonder]

these are great!

[@bananacarnage1318]

Yes…. liquidated cow fat…. Free from anything that could possibly disrupt your hormones.

[@globalist1990]

Why do people need to grease their faces anyway?🤔

[@anulfolantigua940]

​@@globalist1990The reason why is they eat high fat diet and that flush All the water in the body in form of diarrea including the one that makes the skin face smoth. Notice how much salt and potasium supplements they have to consume just to no be deshidritated cause Not only water they flush along they also flush All the electrilites thats why carnist are always in pain

[@vioheubach3112]

imagine putting the fat of a dead murder victim on your face 😣 she could just use coconut oil if she doesn't want chemicals in her body.

[@behemoth5344]

aAaAaAaAaAh SeEeEeEd OiL!!! wE aRe ALL gOnNa DiE nOw!!!!!!! Joking aside, that's what my better half uses: local coconut oil on weekdays, and shea butter on weekends. She also smells better than the broad in the video.

[@katzensindweich3505]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@rockstar-kp2jy]

@@katzensindweich3505beef fat is cheaper

[@gh0stinab0x]

​@@rockstar-kp2jycoconut oil sells for generally 5 bucks at retail stores and beef fat sells for like 15 so what are you on about💀

[@katzensindweich3505]

@rockstar-kp2jy So it is about money, not hormons? Also, smelling like a cow is not very flattering.

[@vegannafraali]

Vegan for the animals! 🌱

[@ifrooscouldfly]

“Cosmetic are ruining hormones so I use more hormones “ 😂

[@stevangelical7052]

Oh how we need a mad cow disease scare.

[@axalius572]

I realized that man's beauty prducts are ruining hormones, so I switched to using coconut oil for everything.

[@GreenVegan816]

I don't know how they want to rub that on themselves. So gross.

[@LaniLanaLuna]

Fun fact a lot of cosmetics are made with dog and the muscle is used as bacon because "Americans can't taste the difference"

[@veganjotaro]

Honesty with these shorts, the original is already a joke by itself, the second half is just the bonus/punchline.

[@AladdinJaber]

If she wants some more natural solution wouldn't simple aloe vera be better

[@lynnritchie231]

Organic shea butter AND it doesn't make you smell like you work in a chippy......😅

[@user-lu6cy7hm2t]

🤣 true dat

[@balderdashery1]

Once upon a time Hangman's grease was popular.

[@behemoth5344]

True. Beef tallow is the next best thing.

[@tarotqueen9118]

These industry plants need to stop!

[@angelinascroppo1201]

The fat strip on the razor is what got me

[@rachael4984]

Ick ick ick

[@sarahbostedt2352]

Instant breakout girl 😭

[@TheLoyalpain]

Dogs probably come after her

[@beanburrito8903]

😂😂😂 women They are in logical

[@suicune2001]

LOL!

[@CatLover-g7j]

I put it on my shaft.....I don't

[@TheresaPierce-q7f]

I use pure coconut oil on skin and hair.

[@behemoth5344]

my wife too, and she looks much better than the woman here. She smells better, too.

[@user-lu6cy7hm2t]

shea butter and cocoa butter combined with coconut oild is best

[@behemoth5344]

@@user-lu6cy7hm2t and very sexy, too;) Can't say the same thing about animal fat. . . .

[@ToothSeeker101]

Yes love it! Acne inducing face grease

[@rasputozen]

I love you.

[@julienfroidevaux1143]

Lube as well ?🤢. Imagine the stench ?

[@rachael4984]

:(

[@user-lu6cy7hm2t]

🤣

[@alison9189]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@KimWatts-k7z]

Talon beef fat right

[@Unhingedhealth]

Samee!!!

[@TaraSalih]

💀

[@youtubebannedme4207]

How dumb

[@Daybona]

Someone was offended 😂😂

[@user-lu6cy7hm2t]

🤣

[@veganjotaro]

These people just keep spawning. 🫥