When Your Friends Have Kids. Greg Warren

[@Dachdogoriginal]

Joke, How do you know you're old? Fall down. If people laugh, you're young. If they flinch and come to help you, you're old. Yeah, I'M OLD.

[@terrybellowes908]

The sad part is when you are in your 50's younger adults often don't want to help you because they don't want to touch "an old person". I wish I were joking but have fallen multiple times due in part to a brain injury and I find 20 something people either freak out as if they don't know what to do or act like I am a leper. (no offense meant to lepers, just the social stigma they receive). Here is an idea - reach out your hand and let them grab your arm if they need it - not rocket science.

[@Dachdogoriginal]

@@terrybellowes908 I was telling a joke. I'm surrounded by wonderful young people. And I don't fall down. But typically that age are stuck in their phones, and living at home out of the real world. So, yes, I can see that happening.

[@terrybellowes908]

@@Dachdogoriginal Thanks for your reply. I understood the meaning and used it as a platform to share my experiences as I thought others would relate in some manner. I am glad you have young people around you - you are blessed.

[@Linky609]

I'm not an ageist, I'll laugh at anyone who falls down.

[@KittyLumpkinsss]

Or larger than life! Lmfao rolling around like a turtle.

[@thomasmagand7855]

The fast head shake thing is so true.

[@terrybellowes908]

Some of you may like this, especially if you think 40 is very old. I am in my late 50's and someone in our church set me up with a woman in a wheelchair - OK so far, but she is 88 !

[@petersimon5874]

LOL

[@SheillaOlga]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@haunted_lunchbox]

😂😂

[@TwiggehTV]

Now thats a great prank! :D

[@kylesonsalla7620]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ChieftainKirk]

Usually these make me smile, but this one had me full on laughing!

[@letsjustallbecool2424]

This guy is good.I'm impressed and I've only seen one clip. One of the funniest so far.

[@SarahLizDoan]

Lets just all be cool....he is super funny! I highly recommend you watch his “surrounded by crazy people” skit....it’s absolutely fall down laugh until you cry hilarious!

[@nightnday6675]

The one about restaurants was funnier

[@carolecook1116]

ALL Greg's😂👍jokes are scare-the-dog-laughing funny!

[@Feemailgamer]

I fell down the bleachers All of them 😂

[@gsdfan8455]

Thank you dry bar, Greg Warren is one of my favorites, saw him twice, and his hunting Bigfoot is hilarious.

[@itgetter9]

"Aluminum is a loud metal." I like this guy.

[@dlwatib]

C'mon ladies, grab him while he's still hot.

[@carolecook1116]

Hey, don't think I didn't say "😳I'd marry ya'!" out loud.

[@JediNiyte]

I'm not sure that's his target market. ;)

[@melopsicodelia]

Too late

[@Rotten42164]

The head shake is so true. I have done it for a friend myself!

[@insertnamehere9154]

"Uhmmm... I'm not sure how many more clips... it's like 7... hey, Steve how many more clips do we have...oh, its 1,188 clips... so, I mean that's quite a few, I was a little off..." 🤣🤣🤣 From beginning to the end, this guy was hilarious.

[@claressalucas8922]

Love this guy. Hope to see more of him!!

[@Nebulous.Infinity]

Listening to the heartbreaker part like, "Wow, I never really thought about how fucked up that 'compliment' is until now."

[@1993Shahid]

So this is me in 20 years.

[@eidolor]

If you’re lucky. Very lucky.

[@1993Shahid]

@@eidolor yeah, I might not develop such a sense of humor. Then I would be in a much worse situation :(

[@okaygee4132]

Not if you look for a girl that'll watch Lifetime movies with ya.

[@16handsoffunfunfun]

He's pretty hot for 49

[@androssteague]

This was so good. I need to watch his whole stand up. Just this 4 minutes had me dying.

[@robertschwartz4810]

Yeah, it is different when the kids are yours. You can't get away from them.

[@sylviawayne9819]

Greg I like your humor .it's awesome good work. 😊

[@KC_Lake]

He's a baby-faced dreamboat 😍

[@stephenh.8336]

Why did nobody laugh at that "sting operation" line? I thought that was pretty solid.

[@TheBornBoy]

This guy is a gem.

[@ninil.1067]

He’s so funny! 🤣

[@palmreadings]

I got four kids and three step kids.. you. are. so. right hehehehehe

[@LadyVoldemort]

1:25 😂😂😂😂😂 I kept repeating and laughing at this part. Hilarious. Gosh...

[@bradbyington6662]

The team started praying 😂

[@Shawnx-jb7sv]

Hahahaha! We love this guy! 😀😁😂🤣😂🤣

[@sharonsOff]

Hilarious especially the quickest head shake

[@gsmith5140]

Someone from my world. 😁

[@annic7995]

Me too, my mom wants grandchildren from me. Really!?! 🙁

[@izzyjimenez6951]

Same

[@iboremytherapist]

im 43 single male, and i feel like ive missed the boat for kids

[@Filthy_Larry]

Count your blessings. Why even bother? Family life is nothing but stress and people do it out of ego. I’m happy not having a family.

[@lens_hunter]

FLUTE YA FLUTE MAN!

[@gsdfan8455]

And no neck Nick. Nick ain't got no neck.😅

[@KEVMAN7987]

Hit 'em with your flute, Greg!

[@ruthhh.m]

See, if a dude has to do a signal, he should do it with his feet. Feet straight on for yes, split at an angle for no, and curled up in agony once the wife realizes what is going on and squishes his toes to oblivion😂😂

[@Dominion-1]

Family Affair - Brian Keith.

[@loveyfirstthing843]

i love him

[@keithallver2450]

52 yrs old, No wife, No kids, Free as a bird, Excellent life, and my married friends are so jealous.

[@epdlp4506]

Well you might end up old and alone. Sad😪

[@keithallver2450]

@@epdlp4506 Being alone is not a problem for people like me who enjoy their freedom.

[@epdlp4506]

@@keithallver2450 ok. Whatever makes you happy is ok with me

[@Filthy_Larry]

@@epdlp4506 we all die. Many people die ima nursing home who’s family never come to visit. I enjoy my selfish life.

[@RamzaBeoulves]

Wow I love it! Definately gonna check him out!

[@chillinwithdylan636]

Ramza Beoulves *definitely 😬

[@eidolor]

Not again Delita

[@axlphishm6943]

You're hilarious man

[@nenej.phillips]

Didn’t expect to laugh like I did.

[@Pellefication]

I'm not christian (i'm swedish), i'm not pc, don't have any problem with 'dirty' humor really...if it's good. But there seldom is dough. This 'dry' comedy you call it's a relief in a way....and it's more of challenge for the comedian. To many comedians seem to believe that it's great comedy if you only throw a lot of squalor in the act...i'ts not...it's to cheap. And boring.

[@Pellefication]

@SeriousName : Well....sorry...i ment that a vast majority in Sweden are atheist or agnostic. If you are religious you are a minority and that goes for any relgion. But traditionally Sweden are christian...thats true.

[@SimonHomeintheEarth]

@@Pellefication I think he was joking because "Christian" is a common name in Nordic areas. Every person named "Christian" that I have met was Nordic.

[@garyla3584]

@@Pellefication don't worry, soon you'll be muslim.

[@Pellefication]

@@garyla3584 No i won't!? Why??

[@BabyGirl18069]

He’s good 😂😂

[@Charlenedoesstuff]

That head shake !!!! Lololol

[@Hooozyer]

great call back separate

[@SarahLizDoan]

So true @ “I bet it’s worse”

[@rjchavers9267]

Super dry. Super funny.

[@jcatthepittbull1111]

I guess I have been spelling separate room 2

[@amymarshall-comperatore381]

He is so cute and funny. Someone fix me up w him.

[@trueblue533]

Belly laughs!!!

[@tomace5008]

Good watch

[@louiswetzel2277]

Beyond hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

[@Mateo-et3wl]

This guy is hilarious

[@Suz562]

Hahahahaha I can't stop laughing he's Hilarious

[@creestee08]

Oh god. This is me in the future.

[@TheChickenlittle11]

1:23 😂

[@cruiseplanners-AZCT]

Separate is my nemesis too!

[@amandacrump8769]

he looks like matt damon

[@ItzHarley]

Tell me he isn't a chubby Liquid TERMINATOR (original, not new)

[@joylewis661]

Very funny, your a trip.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@purpleoctopie7722]

Why am I watching this I mean its funny as hell but I'm 14 and never been farther with anyone than a kiss on the cheek

[@allanliang2799]

He expresses my views on marriage and children in a funnier manner 🤣

[@caroleallison7046]

please look up at us

[@sparkymikey25]

40 seconds in before he earned by like haha

[@SoulonFire13]

WOO!

[@joshuagarcia7791]

Man you are funny you describe being in a funny way.

[@1lobster]

You kidding me? The grait thing thing about being a man is that you can wait until your in your 70s to start a family.

[@bobberry1463]

Yes and no. Man still have sperm and have a kid but there allot of negative effect having a kid so old

[@1lobster]

bob berry, yah, but it's better than never. (And before you ask, I'm not old, just a little conical)

[@Lookatmeshine]

Just FYI men who are older tend to pass on more genetic diseases.

[@1lobster]

angelstouch92, didn't know that, guess I should marry youg, sense I'm still youn.

[@timothyfloogle]

great*

[@yaboiip89]

I'm not absolutely positive who stole who's joke but I know for a fact Brian Reagan does or has at least done the same joke about spelling separate wrong in the exact same way.

[@bretwebber7484]

Wazzup!

[@trueblue5656]

No kids? No wonder you look so young

[@justsayin7576]

😂🤣

[@vastinkelter1393]

why did you use eye pencil??? 50-year-old man? really??? That IS INAPPROPRIATE!!! (Now I will be reminded that it is 49 not 50 LOL) But great show anyways man!

[@poodledaddles1091]

funny

[@4GodLoves]

😂

[@Orisha111]

💀😂

[@MrOfeast]

😆🤣😂

[@adamjohnsonstudio7910]

You know he's reading these comments. How does he resist the temptation to reply to all these ladies that like him?

[@tamaravanvoorst448]

Yes women do not always tell the truth about their friends. Yes it is awkward having kids late in life. You get the "are they your grandkids?" Um no. Lol. Glad I had mine young at 21 and 24.

[@elnicedude559]

Men are slightly different than women in that regard.

[@RandomStranger246]

My sister goes through this. She was almost 40 and some of her kid's friend's grandparents are only a couple of years older than her. They must think my Mom is ancient when she goes to school events.

[@tamaravanvoorst448]

@@RandomStranger246 many get remarried and have children in their late 30s early to mid 40s. I wonder how often they get asked.

[@wilrobles5392]

Good comedy without the filth.

[@cateified1]

How many audience members did he pay to hold posters of what jokes he had to say?

[@joshuagarcia7791]

Man you are funny you describe being in a funny way.

[@joshuagarcia7791]

Man you are funny you describe being in a funny way.

[@joshuagarcia7791]

Man you are funny you describe being in a funny way.

[@LadyVoldemort]

LoL kinda funny too to see you commenting the same sentence 4 times.