When your roommate shoots a CEO

[@xiaowei1]

to be fair, the guy having suspicions also looked like the killer...

[@CriminalonCrime]

Yes, the Eyebrows were the same this time!

[@no_name4796]

Sadly i am blind in my left eye. And i am 43% blind in the right eye, sir!

[@ericgraham5201]

Only 70% blind, I think that passes the driving requirements in the US from what I see on the roads.

[@no_name4796]

@@ericgraham5201 ehm, actually 71.5% blind 🤓☝

[@karuki5791]

@@no_name4796 eh you can be 75% blind and still pass it.

[@carpecanem611]

"I don't remember every word I've ever written on a bullet. " I think we can all relate.

[@lzrshark617]

Reminds me of one of the responses you can get in Baldur's Gate 3 if you're taking the evil route with Astarion in your camp and say that you don't remember what happened to the person who just died. Dude says something along the lines of 'I know I'm not the most moral person, but even *I* can remember if I've killed someone in the past ten minutes!', in the most I-don't-get-paid-enough-for-this-shit tone ever, and it's amazing Edit: found it! kzbin.infoe-z70MHEBno

[@alexforce9]

I can confirm, I was with Luigi Mario in the Old York at the time of the shootings. He was also asleep. Coz he is not a morning person.

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

If you know he was asleep, then you were up. I don't know if I can trust the word of a morning person ....

[@alexforce9]

@@TheDanishGuyReviews Just the congregation was in a coffee shop and I love cappuccino so I drank two which was a mistake coz caffeine gives me jitters and keeps me awake . Had time to read the manifesto tho. And to look up blueprints for guillotines. (not related)

[@Rando-zc1vz]

+1

[@afraid2letgo]

​@@TheDanishGuyReviewsLol

[@MegaMonkeVr]

This implies you were watching him sleep, that’s pretty weird bro

[@colbyforfun8028]

Should’ve ended with “hey bro I’m gonna run to McDonald’s you want anything?”

[@allforone3427]

Nah don't go there bro, they got a rat problem.

[@howard9036]

@@allforone3427 I will boycott them for a month.

[@brightshining]

@@allforone3427 nice one ;)

[@aprilflynn]

@@allforone3427 Ooh, that needs to be on their yelp.

[@Zekr0_]

Wendy's should do a savage social media post something like "Mcdonalds got a rat, we ain't got none" ​@@allforone3427

[@Enderguy57]

the CEO faked his death for insurance

[@danteloparco6708]

he was denied coverage

[@aazhie]

xDD

[@joeydoherty368]

No he faked it get away from his family like the other guy.

[@Enderguy57]

@@joeydoherty368 no, that's his next plan

[@mafia_boss_neto]

Bro did not lose the opportunity.

[@ViltrumiteIsRite99]

Wtf do I gotta sniff to produce THIS much??

[@CliffordCheng-yv5cj]

Early ahh

[@harrytlynx5715]

@@ViltrumiteIsRite99 The promise of that sweet December ad revenue.... and coke... lots of coke. Probably.

[@MaximusGruffydd]

Never does

[@BananaWizard2]

Obviously it wasn't Luigi it was Waluigi in disguise

[@jerryokazaki8626]

Waaaaa 😂

[@botspotter8379]

Donkey Kong set him up.

[@Matthigast]

Perhaps

[@johnchessant3012]

"didn't you turn 26 recently? ... I specifically remember you on the phone trying to get health insurance" OMG it's a callback to 'Americans getting health insurance for the first time'

[@DMasterChifu]

just watched the skit right now

[@mentallydisturbedllama473]

Oh my goodness that's so true, well spotted! I love that.

[@Censorship.Destroyed.Freedom]

The Zachverse is very interconnected. If you watch his videos in chronical order it's even funnier. 😂

[@ahmedalnajar1155]

That's what a snitch would say

[@acardinalconsideration824]

I had no idea how expensive healthcare was before turning 26

[@greenlizard4208]

"ITZ-A MEE! LUIGIIII!!!" Now that was just foul 😂

[@PlaidHiker]

Nintendo seeing Luigi going viral 😊 Nintendo seeing why Luigi went viral 😕

[@apollohateshisdayjob9606]

I felt that "Not a morning person" line in my soul.. Especially because that would likely be one of my only alibis if questioned

[@darkermatter125.35]

I specifically remember an entire video of you complaining about health insurance... but you're also a night person. What a convenient alibi for you lol.

[@simcity4111]

This just made me stop and think for a second: what are the chances that the assassin saw Zack’s video at some point? Sincerely I think they are big

[@innocentbystander3317]

@@simcity4111 Odds are great that someone consumed popular media? Preposterous! 🤣🤣🤣 Wait, I watched the same video, as did all of you.... Uh oh...

[@simcity4111]

@@innocentbystander3317 well, we here in the comments obviously all watched Zack’s content, but it’s not “popular media” in a way that majority of the population is expected to have seen. I’m just considering the profile of the murderer and their interests as a consideration that it’s very likely they came across zack’s channel before and watched the video about health care

[@innocentbystander3317]

@@simcity4111 Most of us are here by way of the same algorithm, buddy. That's how this works, and he was likely recommended these videos just like everyone else here was.

[@simcity4111]

@@innocentbystander3317 exactly, that was my point, he was likely recommended that video at some point, I’m just being more specific because it’s not anybody that gets recommended the video, the algorithm uses diverse factors to decide which video to recommend to the person, and the murderer most likely had the factors (like age, topics of interest, location, and related content) that would incentivize the algorithm to recommend that video. Technically Zack doesn’t have the biggest channel, 500k subscribers, what is a lot, but still not a channel that everybody sees, being that 99% of the population on earth hasn’t seen it, and that makes it funny the idea that the specific person that committed this crime based on the information we have about them, most likely could have stumbled on Zack’s video about health insurance.

[@spatstat435]

"I don't remember every word I've ever written on a bullet" 😂🤣😂

[@wanderlking8634]

"Its called symbolism!" LMAO. See if you've ever had a roommate who was an art student that hit way too close to home.

[@blakebrown115]

0:14 :| the roomate's face lol

[@itstruckmeeveryday]

I figured the conversation would go, "Bro...that you?" "Um..." "Fuckin sweet, dude." The end.

[@botspotter8379]

I didn't ask and I wont tell.

[@tomraineofmagigor3499]

Has everyone just forgotten murder isn't ok?

[@v.xien.]

@@tomraineofmagigor3499your insurance is denied

[@botspotter8379]

@@tomraineofmagigor3499 Its more of a grey scale than an absolute.

[@tomraineofmagigor3499]

@botspotter8379 no it's not. Self defense is ok, murder isn't. This is one of those absolute type things. There's a REASON self defense, man slaughter, and murder all have different definitions. You're only saying there's a greyscale cause you don't like the business the CEO was involved in. I get that. They very concept of insurance is scummy. In fact the very economic system of people relying on being in debt and borrowing money is scummy. That still doesn't justify murder. People like you who say there's a grayscale to murder are justifying political violence. Political violence being normalized is exactly what led to fascist Germany, fascist Italy, and communist Russia, and communist China. Do you want America to go on the same path they did?

[@valiveti05]

remind yourself, this man is an engineer

[@Helehache]

Bro got charisma and technical skills at top, what a lucky guy!

[@WildMatsu]

No need, someone writes a comment reminding me of that fact on every single one of his videos

[@scar6073]

I gained respect for Engineers

[@valiveti05]

@@Helehache RIGHT, hes what I want to be when I grow up

[@valiveti05]

@@WildMatsu and in this video I am that someone

[@norriuma]

I really thought It was gonna end like "Soo you wanna get some macdonalds?"

[@Zetarla]

Seriously missed opportunity lol

[@Nelforr]

Zach has zero off-limit topics.

[@mktzombey]

No watersports or scat videos yet. It's too be seen

[@skylardeslypere9909]

@@mktzombey two very distinct categories of videos

[@maddoxjust1064]

He was able and willing to cover this topic

[@adamk.7177]

@@mktzombey those aren't off limits, they just aren't high on the priority list

[@sharkhenry8010]

Literally zero

[@LovelyLady1111]

“Sometimes I speak in parables.” That’s fuckin great 😂😂😂

[@arturdobrzynski6531]

Luigi is innocent. Waluigi framed him.

[@sarkedev]

1:07 "Health *INSURANCE* CEO", not "Health *Care* CEO". Health Insurance companies don't provide health care, they deny it. Hospitals, doctors, nurses, etc, provide healthcare.

[@turc9808]

United is both

[@GlitteryGlitz]

THANK YOU!! It’s nice to know that other people caught that slippery, trickery wording too

[@execrisiscoreonearth]

Debatable, lately. Lol. Definitely, definitely feels like they want to bake the two concepts into one another, especially kaiser.... Well, literally, kaiser. But also insurance tends to dictate if a service or what type of care can even be rendered, down to appropriate dosing, regardless of their own knowledge about the scenario at play with the customer/patient, you can probably tell I feel a certain way about this statement lol, but the insurance companies very much act like they are the ones authorizing services rendered, not the doctors, hospitals, nurses, etc themselves. I've point blank had care changed drastically because of changing insurance providers that didn't know my situation, and the doctor that stayed the same just flat out wouldn't continue the current care plan.... So, it's real hard for me to say "insurance companies don't provide Healthcare", when they very much have dictated my own Healthcare. Also, kaiser. Lol. (yes, provide and "dictate" are different, but..... Um, are they really that different? When a doctor simply will not provide a service if the insurance chooses not to cover it?) Tldr I sense mental gymnastics coming in, but it really feels like splitting hairs to say they don't provide care, but do dictate how care is rendered.

[@execrisiscoreonearth]

​@@GlitteryGlitzI think we are already well past tumbling, slope wise. Something..... Tells me, that slope has already come and gone, yes.

[@caitlinhs9670]

Kaizer actually has the smallest claim denial rate at like 7 percent. I work in Healthcare and people generally have a good opinion of kaiser, even for expensive medications.

[@ThePurpleKnightmare]

Luigi's roommate would never tell on him. It'd take someone pathetic from Altoola to do that.

[@TitanQueen]

Who wasn't smart enough to realize you call the tip line to get the reward money and then leave the country!

[@timwise6607]

The story of the McDonald's employee is likely a cover so the government doesn't have to reveal the method they used to catch Luigi. FYI, your tires have RFID tags.

[@v.xien.]

@@timwise6607they def used ai tech and other unethical tactics

[@devdarshan.s5787]

Bro was able and willing

[@vampiricagorist6979]

If only more of us were.

[@todydn]

He was willing dude walked him dow with spondilothis and a plate with four screws in his lumbar siatic area able idk but he pushed through as heros do i know his pain i share it pre surgery imma have that ish in my neck and back dude was a warrior for that . For clarity i can maybey walk an 1/8th of a block vefor loosing my legs thats what he dealt with just to pull the trigger

[@vampiricagorist6979]

@@todydn Wow, I didn’t know that. Thanks for the info!

[@todydn]

@@vampiricagorist6979 no problem

[@PENGUINjsjwjentt7irr7o5ud5]

Ryan

[@DibbzTV]

“Seriously dude. I like you even more now so just don’t say anything so I can avoid liability”

[@antonionnam6594]

"He's not a morning person". Won't be surprised if the use this in court

[@spacecaptain9188]

If he were my room mate, I still wouldn't have recognized him.

[@spyingfive]

He didn't do it and if im lieing wouldn't my pants be on fire case closed not guilty

[@DeclanMBrennan]

Your pants might not be on fire but your nose is longer than I remember.

[@ToddJenkins-y8j]

Glad to see Luigi’s moving up in the world. He’s always overshadowed by Mario. Good for him😂

[@tc6818]

2:02 Not me. I wrote Defend, Depose and Deny. That's totally different.

[@Ristaak]

A woman was arrested for saying "Deny, Defend, Depose" at the end of a call with a healthcare insurance provider. Everyone say it with me, Deny, Defend Depose.

[@wanderlking8634]

Nah. I don't like to do what others are doing.

[@allforone3427]

2:48 Zach is flipping liar. For years hes been saying he's an engineer, when really he works at McDonalds.

[@wilhelmbuzzkyll]

He’s the one who doesn’t fix the ice cream machines

[@Maniac_l23.]

No no, he's got an engineering degree. Thats why he works at mcdonalds.

[@PunnamarajVinayakTejas]

Two things can be true at once

[@Skullhawk13]

@@PunnamarajVinayakTejasthat’s not true! That’s impossible

[@UwU-Crew]

0:47 boom! Roasted.

[@Heatlifer77]

💀

[@westower3961]

"I don't remember *every* word I've ever written on a bullet!" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@AmeRainGirl]

As a Floridian: We look like alligators since we don’t have crocodiles.

[@soxpeewee]

In southern Florida there are crocodiles 😁

[@yjlom]

gators are just diet crocs

[@AlexSwanson-rw7cv]

You can tell the difference between alligators and Florida people because Florida people have narrower, pointier snouts.

[@ryanh7167]

Southern Florida is actually the only place on Earth where both alligators and crocodiles exist simultaneously. Edit: After double checking, it's the only place.

[@cosmicriptid]

The real way this would play out was a congratulations and a celebratory fast food meal.

[@idaowens6237]

He just needs to remember, they don't snitch at Burger King.

[@ScarySkele]

“Law of Physics, ‘If They Had A Manifesto They Probably Did It’” 😂😂😂

[@a-3841]

"Lots of people have manifestos!" "Yeah, in Mario games, maybe!"

[@TheGiggleMasterP]

The roommate was able and willing.

[@charleshessproductions]

"His name's Luigi Mario" killed me 😂

[@SkinnyEatWorld95]

"Someone has to die outside a Hilton" got me 😂

[@SiiriCressey]

Snitches get fired + denied reward money.

[@somethinglikethat2176]

*Licks the boot* *gets kicked by the boot*

[@SiiriCressey]

@somethinglikethat2176 Blames the people who say the boot is bad for angering the boot. It's really a nice boot.

[@ferwend719]

😂😂 brutal

[@lufax]

These December uploads are gonna make you so much money

[@nauticaltardigrade7520]

Zach respected the fact that the Mario Bros. last names are Mario

[@G-B-F123]

This video’s title makes it seem like it really is a common and relatable thing

[@ILoveTinfoilHats]

You've never been in this exact situation?

[@allnamesaretakenful]

Anyone snitches on "the Claims Adjuster" is a Class Traitor

[@isaacdebord7812]

How dare you insult crocodiles like that

[@MarylandFreeAgentHombre-ws6oe]

I lost it at 1:12

[@Sammmeow]

I was expecting the end to be a phone call saying his insurance wasn't going to pay for rehab...

[@gutspraygore]

The dichotomy this crime exposes is mind boggling. Is it wrong to murder someone? Yes. Is it wrong though, to murder someone? Yes, of course. But seriously, is it wrong to kill someone? Well, yeah? No, is it wrong to kill someone? Ok wait, are we talking about the shooter or the CEO now? How many people?

[@adayinforever]

I live in (old) York, SC so that made this even more funny! Also I am pretty sure I saw him here on December 4th. In the afternoon obviously. He didn't look like a morning person.

[@ivoryas1696]

1:25 I spend at least around a minute or so feeling bad and/or weird for people whenever I hear someone with the name of a Mario brother, like... do you hear the end of it? 😓

[@òpòp-k1v3c]

Bro has no limits

[@Tim_the_Enchanter]

I've already been to four funerals this year ... and I'm not a mourning person. -- Jonathan Katz

[@damselfly-music]

0:20 peak comedy

[@reverseflashplays8615]

He didn’t even let him finish the sentence fought the allegations immediately

[@chadkent327]

Okay, the cut to the roommate sitting on the couch with the exact same facial expression and outfit got me!

[@JoshuaTootell]

Video literally could have been: *Glances, clearly recognizes, changes channel to something else. Both sit in silence. Roommate just nods his head in approval. Scene goes dark.

[@someonerandom704]

I'm definitely not a mourning person over this

[@As1fAhmad]

bro is Brad Pitt 🗿

[@sweetcherry7759]

Time for Luigi’s roommate to join the CEO 👀

[@maargenbx1454]

I cannot believe this guy would narc on his roommate!! Damn…😮

[@Webfra14]

Well, there is $60k in it, if he called the correct number and filled out the correct forms. (So, probably not.)

[@horrorfan117]

@@Webfra14 Eh even if they got the $60k there's no way it's going to cover the cost of a body guard for very long. Would have a lot of people with an ax to grind and no healthcare to fall back on. Not worth it in the long run.

[@Webfra14]

@@horrorfan117 Well, he wouldn't be the first human to be greedy AND stupid at the same time...

[@alexisjonna683]

“Weren’t you in rehab?” Me: *spits drink*

[@awon6518]

Luigis lawyer should take a look at this. With the way this case is going some of those allabies, especially if they're delivered so it's difficult to tell if it's sarcasm or not may throw off a 'selected jury'. This guys smart and clever so no surprise there that he keeps coming up with this quality content.

[@LFTRnow]

Sorry Mario, your healthcare is in another castle!

[@jenskruse1475]

Thanks Luigi. Now lets have some change.

[@sisifyme]

Luigi was with me in Canada, this is ridiculous.

[@bignerd3783]

nah if i ever catch my roommate snitching on luigi they gonna endure something most foul

[@JoTre-u3i]

Luigi mansion shooting is crazy

[@funkrobot9762]

“When your roommate is a terrible person and you are also a terrible person”

[@wesleymclain9146]

Great follow up to “Americans buying health insurance for the first time”

[@happytreefriend2619]

Next episode: when your Siamese twin shot a CEO and gets arrested

[@jperez7893]

don't snitch. they get shafted and stiffed like the macdonalds informer

[@KeanueAnakoni-Aukai]

the INSTANT "I think its brad pit 🤷‍♂" 0.2 seconds after being questioned lol

[@Xephyranth]

Xach I didn't know you were a mcdonald's employee

[@Haley_Halo]

Roomate Betrayal 😭😭😭 (The one who called)

[@subfreak1996]

I don't know shit, I ain't seen shit, and I ain't heard shit

[@KiyoAloto]

"I dont remember every word I've ever written...on a bullet. I'm into ✨art✨" i'll be using this quote

[@someguyusa]

I mean, I just can't think of a possible *motive* for Luigi to do something like that.

[@GuimaGamesXD]

2:51 that's Luigi's canon name btw..

[@ezrathecool]

You fr sniched on luigi who is not a morning person.

[@ivanf4136]

Free Saint Luigi

[@Snowy84557]

The only unrealistic thing about this skit is that he called to report his friend as a possible suspect. That wouldn't happen for a health insurance CEO assassin.

[@p.a.r.c1694]

Bro trying to invite him a beer and he keeps avoiding the question. smh

[@madiantin]

Naaaa irl it'd go, "Huh....I think my roommate might be the shooter. I'm going to say absolutely nothing and furthermore I know that dude's been with me non stop for the past week."

[@Antonio-wf1xf]

I said...take time, then square it, then leave me alone lol

[@ImaginaryMdA]

Where you messed up is making the phone call.

[@farmtomeme6265]

"You're honor, my client is not a morning person!" 😂

[@Alinor24]

Not being a morning person is a valid point.

[@JoshHamps]

I 100% would not have turned him in lol

[@thchildishalbino2819]

he was both ready and willing

[@G-B-F123]

The suspect in this video is speaking like Luigi’s lawyer 😂

[@hagdore]

"It'sa me, Luigi" 😂😂😂😂

[@Password_1234]

Fun fact: Old York is also based on true events.

[@kiasack]

The gunman was willing but not able to participate in this video

[@h2amster328]

morning people never get away with anything

[@shipwreck9146]

I just want to know what jury duty is like if you show up and this is the case they put you on.

[@businessoutsidethelines]

Even Columbo would struggle with the "I'm not a morning Person!" alibi!

[@Rude_i_Wredne]

I expected the skit to end with "okay, I did it... - oh, cool!"

[@Memology101]

This was gold, man. XD

[@localCrows]

"And crocodiles look similar to people who live in Florida." ..wait, what? 😅

[@danielkover7157]

I love Zach's blank stare he does. 😂