When YouTubers want a new job...

Tell your MEP to vote against Article 13 at:
www.saveyourinternet.eu/act
#SaveYourInternet
Change.org petition:
www.change.org/p/european-par...
The NitPix boys feel that the current Article 13 proposals that are being discussed would stifle creativity and freedom of expression online, negatively impacting creators and users’ fundamental freedoms.
Written & Produced by Samuel Jones
Directed by Max Bardsley
Camera by Oscar Downing & Adam South
Sound Editing & Mixing by Jordan Peters
Music:
Marimba Waltz - Neil Sidwell
A Million Friends - Ollie McAuley
Cast:
Sarah Jobman - Tessa Wood
Toy Flicks - Marcus Edwards
SandwichStreamer448 - Masashi Kawamata
Best Of Pornhub Comments - Joe Cocklin
To Be Or Not To Rabba-Deesh-Nerf - Lola Jones
FrANTicAnts - Ollie McAuley
The Shoe Critic - Ben Mars
Merch:
www.nitpix.co.uk
Patreon:
/ nitpix
Second Channel:
kzbin.info/door/PSE...
Twitter:
/ nitpix
Instagram:
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Spotify playlist of all music used in NitPix:
t.co/IC9jDZTOju

[@TheRightOpinion]

Appreciate this video more than you know, service to the KZbin community

[@fakefake7456]

Thorne The right one

[@mariokarter13]

After watching this video, I can confidently say you should get a real job.

[@jessica4656]

am i being ignorant or do nitpix and tro have the same accent

[@Totherphoenix]

To be fair, the shoe guy has transferable skills.

[@Gloomdrake]

Personality issues, though

[@SproutFarms]

The Ant guy too. I mean, it wasn't terrible.

[@issh0218]

"The shoe is digging into my calcaneus and it's making the shoe experience *DEPRESSING* "

[@ABLEARC]

I can't tell if these are caricatures or cameos from real youtubers.

[@themonkeyshead7520]

Matthew Ford I wish the remaking Casablanca with Transformers and the Shakespeare Sims were real tbh

[@davidbrickey8733]

This video is basically a compilation of free ideas for people wanting to start a channel.

[@jaypcorieri]

I'm 90% sure that these are already taken@@davidbrickey8733

[@HarrysMovingMedia]

I complained about Doctor Who for over four years

[@Raneriu]

Doctor who needs complaining about. I hold it as one of my main skill, and so should you

[@InsideAMindInsideAMind]

I'm only 23 seconds in and this is amazing.

[@BoserPSN]

Name of my sex tape

[@chasity-jg7yn]

Thank you for spreading the awareness. We're subscribed because you both are TRULY quality❤

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

Is the Pornhub one real? Because that’s actually a fantastic idea

[@lemankurtz8950]

Course its a good oidea!!!!

[@zytha2890]

Many have done it so give it a shot lol

[@akrybion]

Some of the Reddit-tubers do it sometimes.

[@ultracar1972]

I hope that they ll leave us some porns, if they activate article 13.

[@rupertsiri3619]

what can Americans do to keep this from happening? I really want to help but dont know how

[@vostori]

Sign the petition!

[@odolwa099]

Thoughts and prayers?

[@olerol]

This was just.... Fantastic!

[@PastelStarryClouds]

I have very close friends in Europe, and We love making fanstuff such as fanart, AMVs and MMD Videoa and sharing them with eachother. Article 13 will take that and many more away from us.

[@sick_icarus]

It’s a testament to how detached I am from my immediate surroundings that I was questioning whether or not Article 13 ever actually passed given that I’d not noticed any changes. I live in America.

[@BrianSMcKay]

I've loved all of your videos, but this is the one that finally got me to subscribe.

[@Crocy]

I like that last part "Don't let them back into society" XD

[@ASAPShitPost]

this is perfect. love that tagline at the end

[@TenkDD]

It warms my heart to see my country's MEP list be an entire block of green on that website.

[@IjiModo]

You have a BEAUTIFUL singing voice, Mister Pix.

[@tim1662]

genius cut. genius idea. well done guys

[@MrNoOne04]

If this pass we send a message to the European Parliament that they’ll never forget... Riot

[@mitchwilliamson5552]

Riots happen in Europe so often I doubt the ever remember them mate.

[@lukess.s]

I think we can all agree that Intense Shoe Guy would make thoroughly entertaining videos

[@nb7216]

Im glad that these are the people who are informing us about laws

[@JoshInspires]

Great opening

[@GMMReviews]

VPN companies are gunna be rolling money very soon...

[@Paint2D_]

Now I need to rewatch all videos of AntsCanada.

[@JCResDoc94]

🙃 this was a good entry @Nitpix

[@Terry.W]

I'm contacting my MEP now these people need our help..

[@freddiekruger3339]

I would kill for the full song

[@HeroDark98]

Pornhub is missing out here. Everyone on KZbin goes to Pornhub anyway so Pornhub should just replace KZbin and monetize with porn ads, KZbinrs and subs can migrate there. That guy who reads out Pornhub comments will feel right at home and you can finally do a review of Game of Bones: Winter is Cumming [7.6 score on IMDB, brah].

[@mynameisaichlinn]

Is there a full version of that friends song? I very much like it.

[@ianmaluk1]

It's not just content creators, over half the job market now depends on the Internet as it exists today. If Article 11 & 13 pass, those jobs would literally vanish over night. There would still be people employed, but there won't be a way for them to be employed anywhere else.

[@starch99]

this felt too real

[@LindarFF9]

Thanks for spreading the word about A13! #SaveOurInternet

[@justincredible3265]

We have to spread the awareness even further. So many people are not aware of article 13 . And it WILL effect EVERYBODY on social media or on youtube twitch... Raise your voice and demonstrate for YOUR voice! 23.03.2019

[@antoinehenderson1659]

I think the shoe guy is employable.

[@Ussurin]

That may actually make Germans rethink the whole thing. Imagine the raise in their unemployment statistics.

[@kurtmayer2041]

exactly.

[@notyournigga]

My dag is taking a doo rn, It’s glorious

[@UtaShirokage]

The guy in the end has an amazing voice.

[@SproutFarms]

Commenting nearly 2 months later: At least I'm working in an industry that specifically seeks to educate unemployed/untrained people in a country that has such a small amount of that target audience. I am conflicted.

[@vinosbibendum1923]

Give us a nitpick on how bad fantastic beasts was. Jenny nicholson buried johhny prepp on her dissection.

[@Bulettenmann]

I want to hear to full Ant Song :(

[@BrandenLeavens]

Seems like they need to better explain what they actually did and the interview would have gone better. Oh I was running my own media business where I was making weekly/daily video content for a large following, I also had to manage the community of the platform so I have experience dealing with people and seeing to their needs. That or get a job at a call center.

[@RobynReanimates]

This is fantastic

[@ZeroStas]

I do animation *awkward smile stare*

[@trollsausage7365]

FUNNY thought. Should google pay taxes if they show links to pages?????

[@mobitelafonia6707]

How would that work? Would the taxes differ in each country? And what type of tax would it be?

[@yourmailishere]

Can you do a video on avatar the last airbender and why its the best animated series in existence?

[@Pcwarmachine]

The more governments invade the Internet, the more we all lose.

[@ghastlyghandi4301]

I honestly don’t care what happens to these people.

[@oldgit4260]

Same, most of the channels are annoying anyway

[@themonkeyshead7520]

Ghastly Ghandi Your just mad cause the Pornhub comment reader said he was better than you as you smh

[@cluckfamily8337]

Does the song have a name?

[@noodle8259]

ZOOMS INTO EXISTENCE

[@heatherhaze3680]

I would kill for U to talk about A Vampire's Kiss with Nick Cage. I saw it in the mid 90's and thought it was S0 damned hilarious...i dnt knw if it was the company, the weed, the age i was back then or what but when i saw it wasnt the same.....PLZ watch it and do a video about it!!! It would be AMAZING to hear your opinion abut it!!

[@mjstory1976]

Awesome video

[@panashe_0080]

Please may you make a review on Umbrella Academy.

[@mephybooks7309]

Help them!

[@matt.s9607]

Very good

[@comelenseigne878]

02:54 that's demagoguery

[@maattthhhh]

0:21 Clayne Crawford? o.O

[@Silent0666]

I am from Europe yesterday article 13 passed,

[@bloodfiredrake7259]

Did it?

[@Silent0666]

​@@bloodfiredrake7259 twitter.com/Senficon/status/1095769823903133696

[@UsmanAli-lv9fx]

@@Silent0666 the final wording of it has been finalised it hasn't passed fuck all yet the final vote is in marxh/April if passed then would become law in the next 1-2 years

[@itooosh9974]

Such a good video

[@matthewhandler2445]

This was great

[@wellesradio]

“New” job opportunities? I think you mean “job opportunities “.

[@vertigognome6617]

What would happen if you gave them nutmeg and released them into society?

[@mysteriousman3000]

Fine, I'll help save the internet... God forbid we hear any more ant related songs

[@TheSpani27]

Wow this was kinda very depressing

[@moooooofy]

just go through with brexit

[@KracklinDark]

Are these guys real youtubers?

[@jgjg5182]

Them specifically? Probably not. Are there youtubers who do what those guys claim to do? Definitely

[@RedChaosScrungle]

@@jgjg5182 Link me to the sims shakespeare channel then.

[@userandresearcher1036]

#saveyourinternet

[@hulktopf5031]

Too late. Why are you always too late?!

[@BoomerDante]

i would help, but article 13 is like a UK thing. We in the US dont have to worry for about 3 or 4 more years til our out of touch politicians try to introduce the same thing.

[@AceHardy]

👑

[@etalaudoni3520]

FOARTE FRUMOS!

[@squelcher8120]

upload this song its good

[@Jesse80085]

Hey can you make a review of the umbrella academy

[@panashe_0080]

Yeah

[@PepsiMan666]

*laughs in American*

[@smuu1996]

... and gets shot in the hand because every idiot can buy a gun and then dies because healthcare is too expensive.

[@ddrewy5118]

how the fuck did you do that

[@psychedelicc]

@Thorne both places have their own faults

[@isabelletaylor3726]

It's most likely gonna effect the rest of the world 😅 recommend watching Film Theory's vid on it

[@themonkeyshead7520]

Oh god a harmless joke started a war

[@javvyjavvy]

Unfortunately it's true. It's going to be interesting.

[@user-go7hd8jq6f]

PLEASE DO UMBRELLA ACADEMY

[@SpanglesYT]

This is why you should get a job. Don't turn your hobby into a job and that's it. So get a job. Tell narcissawright, Darksydephil, Doug walker, gamegrumps, oneyplays, and many many many other youtubers to just get a JOB or else there will be no welfare and pension money in +/- 50 years.

[@mitchwilliamson5552]

You clearly don't understand what jobs are. You realise all of those people have poduction companies with employees that get paid according to national taxes of their respective countries. You're a dumbass.

[@cognitivedissonance8406]

Support the death of humanity Do the right thing

[@uninspiringspoon9578]

Was it purposeful that the pornhub comment reader was called joe cocklin

[@Boiko.]

accurate

[@SonRob01]

Even if it does go through a VPN will block the effects

[@lnfreeman]

And then VPN get legislated/priced into obscurity. Gotta push back before relying on alternatives.

[@zytha2890]

Ehhh i say a massive protest (poetentionally violent since they will probably ignore it if its not) to get the point across that this is not ok

[@matteste]

And then they make VPN's illegal as well.

[@attackoramic8361]

#SaveTheInternet

[@readwrecks]

All support and solidarity. I hope you defeat Article 13. But if you ever have to get a regular bullshit job, I don’t think your KZbin experience should be considered a detriment. A successful channel means you’ve figured out a way to make money in a chaotic environment, even if it’s from Lets Plays, or Haul videos, or ASMR. That’s more relevant experience to any capitalist than preparing fast food or cleaning movie theaters.

[@poeterritory]

Is KZbin still around?

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

In the year 2525 If memes are still alive If kek Can survive

[@therealf.b.i9468]

but iam live in 2562 in thailand

[@amyritchie8510]

Holy shit nice reference

[@davidmouser596]

Maybe article 13 will be the best thing for em;)

[@itsinviscitellal]

They seem homeless

[@NicoLas-ts6jn]

Hilarious video about another depressing subject

[@xSh4dy]

The world doesn't need more twitch streamers and KZbinrs, no one wants to work regular jobs anymore (I know they suck) but what is going to happen if we only have content creators? how we as a society gonna survive?

[@momogb3158]

Yeet

[@vyeagra2083]

Truly inspiring

[@alexa-ur6nh]

Omg does this mean no more BTS videos and memes??!!!???!?!?

[@bigtiko2329]

AverageARMYBlink 13 shut up nigga

[@GloBain-ei4df]

Can you review on my block

[@mahojohodge5395]

Reminding everyone to subscribe to PewDiePie. He's gotta stay #1 above the big corporation T-series!

[@dccalling5960]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

[@jasonthecritic7086]

The ants guy is based on AntsCanada who doesn’t usually do music but has done songs about his ants

[@Chunkyloops]

i get that article 13 is bad i love the worl of many of these creators ive grown up with many others not just the ones shown here but i think this is a bad way of representing them not only does it make them look pathetic but it also makes them look like they have no other skills in life i understand to some extend its using that idea make people go against article 13 and i know theres more to it than just unemployed content creators but the way this video is representing the creators as unskilled or as someone who wouldnt be able to contribute to society makes me want to vote or article 13 why support an obvoius lost cause I support your message to stop article 13 but to there has to be a way to say it in which they look like respectable people and something worth supporting

[@raypisphony4127]

europe btfo

[@homestuckfan8844]

K

[@danielkjm]

Now I want the 13 article to pass XD

[@Felix.Fictus]

a bit late though, arent you? ya could have made this months ago but you waited and now its too late.