A compilation of all the best bits from the XFM days highlighting the earlier White Van Karl segments in which Karl goes off on tangents when asked random questions
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@JaxonBurn9 жыл бұрын
Karl's told the Zoe Harris story in so many different ways I don't even think he himself is sure of how that relationship went.
@nueee88789 жыл бұрын
As many times as I've heard all of these, "ricky just feeds it CHEESE," and "that should be interesting for meatballs" just SLAY me every time!
@jeremyc95933 жыл бұрын
Don't forget "Man Moths?!?"
@Andyp1210 жыл бұрын
I love how much more cheerful karl is in the old XFM days, he even chuckles a bit.
@RT-ks2zi3 жыл бұрын
Especially in series 1
@VegetoStevieD9 жыл бұрын
"I know but I'm using me fables"
@jakejones90978 жыл бұрын
Use your brain instead
@VegetoStevieD8 жыл бұрын
Jake Jones pretty sure fables are processed in the brain
@tylerpatbatemandurden57778 жыл бұрын
+Khechari he meant metaphors
@XAVIERSHIMEX8 жыл бұрын
+Khechari mindblown
@ringbearer14204 жыл бұрын
Tyler Pat Bateman Durden this was when Ricky was trying to teach Karl what a fable was.
@emweeriot10817 жыл бұрын
'That should be interesting for meatballs' 😂😂
@Milan_Smidt7 жыл бұрын
''If the girlfriend's listening now. Go and have a wash or something.''
@johnisntmyrealname813 жыл бұрын
I love how it’s confusing and comes across rude when it’s probably just the first thing that came to his head
@arfer11 жыл бұрын
I love Ricky's little moans of anticipation when he reckons Karl is about to go off on one...
@carlhenryjr Жыл бұрын
Love that too 😂
@AutomaticDuck3009 жыл бұрын
Karl was thinking of Mogwai.
@jenanahulu8 жыл бұрын
Yeah I think when they said mogli from jungle book his mind went to mogwai but they were thinking gremlins and confused him. Then he must have forget and thought gremlins lol. All were confused there.
@ladedade23Blunticus8 жыл бұрын
+Jennifer Nahulu thank god for you two Im not the only one who got Karls thought process now I can erase my comment.
@OzyMandias133 жыл бұрын
It's always so annoying to me that they think he was asking about the Gremlins from the movie. It was the Mogwai of course. It sounds like Mowgli. And the fact that Ricky and Steve don't know the answer, they automatically default to the fact that Karl is just an idiot. Overall the course of their conversations, they have shown themselves to be ignorant plenty of times.
@SamuelBlack8415 күн бұрын
Mogwai is also the name of a post-rock band
@MultiLiam511 жыл бұрын
"I think Kylie will be a good looking old woman" He's not wrong
@maximillian86073 жыл бұрын
Botox-ed up the wazoo now
@Burguois9 жыл бұрын
"Do you ever think it's justifiable to beat up a director if you're a major hollywood star?" "...Well it depends what he's done" Best answer ever.
@lukemiles887 жыл бұрын
Christopher Janes It depends if he's David O. Russell
@jeremyc95933 жыл бұрын
@@callum1855 What?
@xandervampire1953 жыл бұрын
The question about Gremlins was actually fair enough and the answer Ricky and Steve pushed him towards is wrong! The creatures in Gremlins are not actually called gremlins, they're called mogwai.
@marv5078 Жыл бұрын
Haha you're right 😂
@smash461986 Жыл бұрын
Yeah that was annoying that Karl was right.
@DowzerWTP72 Жыл бұрын
Yeah and Steve literally just asked him about "Mowgli" in the jungle book, which obviously sparked that thought process, from the rhyming of the words. But yeah them taking the piss then in a later episode hearing that Jane too belittled him for it. Sad really that he got put down so often
@owentaylor4797 Жыл бұрын
You’re right! It always annoyed me how they ripped him to shreds over the virtual reality idea when it is now mainstream
@mcwhertortk8 жыл бұрын
"If it weren't for my dad, i wouldn't be here."
@KyrisTV10 жыл бұрын
man ... MOTHS??
@pencert11 жыл бұрын
I find the funniest thing about these three is that Karl is the most likeable and possibly sharpest. It's as Shakespeare said, "better a witty fool, than a foolish wit."
@McShaggswell8 жыл бұрын
Damn Karl! At it again with the white vans!
@JordyBoothy10 жыл бұрын
Karl's a very spiritual person, I think. He's no nonsense, enjoys little things and sees past the facade.
@VegetoStevieD9 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@conorscriv93869 жыл бұрын
***** but hes fucking hilarious sometimes some of the stuff he comes out with >_< i love him meeting midgets too pahahah
@leonfdawson9 жыл бұрын
***** Karl Pilkington is no nonsense? The guy believes everything he hears/reads.
@VegetoStevieD9 жыл бұрын
Leon Dawson Yes, but he keeps his life simple. Don't look at the individual things he says, look at his way of being. No nonsense.
@prince-solomon7 жыл бұрын
he's definately not a spiritual person, as he often said himself. he likes simple things...when they don't annoy him for some reason
@kaelinjoel93283 жыл бұрын
7:39 The things in Gremlins were called Mogwais. That’s why Karl confused the name with Mowgli.
@DanHarrisonKing8 жыл бұрын
Drinking game: click around on the video timeline and if you hear rickys laugh, have a shot
@NOOOOOOO0OOOOO8 жыл бұрын
Well I have alcohol poisoning now.
@NOOOOOOO0OOOOO8 жыл бұрын
Well I have alcohol poisoning now.
@eviola1110 жыл бұрын
With hot weather.. comes weird spiders, n that..
@QueeferSutherland19 жыл бұрын
Eric Viola Always "n that"
@SarahScharnweber11 жыл бұрын
Reading the transcripts to these is like having an acid trip.
@todddickinson32629 ай бұрын
Try slowing your playback speed to 75% and you’ll really get a new take on the whole show! It’s like listening to a bunch of stoned buddies talking nonsense while high as Cheech and Chong!😏😜
@SamuelBlack8415 күн бұрын
@todddickinson3262 I did it, and I can practically see the smoke-filled air around them 😂
@kt4779310 жыл бұрын
1:12:35 ( MOTH MAN!!) LOL another karl classic oh man i wish he was my friend there would never be a dull moment
@PlumfacesamaYTP8 жыл бұрын
26:24 "...while she was off dancing and getting her hole ruined."
@bobbyhernandez71177 жыл бұрын
Plumface-sama and none of them caught it lmao
@Milan_Smidt7 жыл бұрын
wait what? What was that supposed to be... Probably 'dress'. Hole in dress, dress, hole.. easy mistake.
@LyingSecret3 жыл бұрын
@@Milan_Smidt It's a joke about a girl having her vag pounded until it's ruined, based on the hole in her dress. Double meaning and all that innit'
@Goochbot11 жыл бұрын
"I'm using me fables!" "Use your brain instead"
@jakejones90978 жыл бұрын
A ship so big it had rough areas
@Joethefro4569 жыл бұрын
Go and have a wash
@roreo998 жыл бұрын
Fuck off Lahey
@lesterclaypool18 жыл бұрын
+Jim Lahey Jesus Lahey! Did you piss yourself?
@janpec107 жыл бұрын
Suzanne is a lucky lucky woman.
@conradschafman362711 жыл бұрын
Karl says that people with the flu should work through the illness. A year later he missed work because Suzanne was out of town and he wore wet trousers.
@Tofticus8 жыл бұрын
it always pissed me off that they both belittled karl for getting the name of the gremlins "wrong". he say's "they sounded something like mowgli".they were called "mogwai".he was exactly right but ended up looking like a tit. poor fella.
@LyingSecret8 жыл бұрын
+Jack Morgan To be fair Ricky realises what he means later in the show and corrects himself.
@jeremyc95933 жыл бұрын
@@LyingSecret Yet he went on Conan and was still saying that Karl forgot what the things in Gremlins were called
@LyingSecret3 жыл бұрын
@@jeremyc9593 Yeah because it's a funny line, though sadly Karl didn't mean it that way (as we well know), and Karl has said way funnier stuff and DID mean it.
@prince-solomon7 жыл бұрын
1:12:52 "Manmoths" ... so this is where his odd fascination with moths and insects began
@finlaymartin82123 жыл бұрын
52:16 sainsburys square tins for meatballs
@Aidxn9 жыл бұрын
Karl sounds like he's far away from the mic
@KMEECHY5 жыл бұрын
26:23 Steve said "while she was off dancing and getting her hole ruined?" about Zoey Harris.
@adambfmvbarker11 жыл бұрын
" and a bitta pop " hahaha awesome
@TheBusterMan8 жыл бұрын
This is classic.The 'orse in the house,' Meatballs,'Man moths?' Brilliant.
@Jez010 жыл бұрын
so much comedy gold
@sonofeast1110 жыл бұрын
I nearly died of laughter when he said Man Moths?
@Rosvolainen11 жыл бұрын
Listened to it many times but never heard that before. Good stuff.
@emcie38 жыл бұрын
30:03 One of the best Karl Pilkington tangents
@Slowshyy11 жыл бұрын
Literally an amazing hour.
@oasis4ever9211 жыл бұрын
Listen to these while playing football manager on my day off....heaven!
@9EricR11 жыл бұрын
thansk for putting them all together
@PrivateAckbar11 жыл бұрын
Karl's right about just about everything and nearly always asks the right question.
@jonathonjakobo11 жыл бұрын
AN HOUR AND 20 MINUTES?!! brb getting snacks for this one!
@peteowen58608 жыл бұрын
54:40 my mam told me one was that big it had rough areas on it - i just spat my drink out all over the screen, too fucking funny
@caseyjazz72568 жыл бұрын
The things in Gremlins were called Mogwai
@TheMichaelKillen8 жыл бұрын
+Casey Jaszewski Yes! Thank you
@br00t4lbreakdownzfuk7 жыл бұрын
also the name of a great band
@orth8211 жыл бұрын
LOVE your compilations!! Keep up the good work :)
@waqaryounis43756 жыл бұрын
After a long ass miserable day this definitely helps
@PawelWalentynski111 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU!!! Thats awesome this!!
@Chillton7 жыл бұрын
He got me drift into fantasy world with that Jack Daniel's world :D
@ozontm4 жыл бұрын
42:35 is one of the most amazing moments of the three
@cal10509 жыл бұрын
"What were the things in Gremlins called?" 😂 Another classic Karl moment.
@lukenewton25749 жыл бұрын
It wasn't a stupid question he was thinking of mogwai
@cal10509 жыл бұрын
Luke Newton Wasn't that just the name of one of them though?! They as a group were called gremlins I think
@ourmaninbuenosaires70779 жыл бұрын
Callum Bateman No the species were called mogwai, the name of the main one in the film was Gizmo
@TheKarate1010 жыл бұрын
Have so much work to do tonight... these three men will help (:
@TheDarkhounds10 жыл бұрын
I love this
@JackPhillips12311 жыл бұрын
This makes me cry!
@PiperTMTotalWar4 жыл бұрын
16:28 Karl - "I hate this" lmao
@RachelTurnerTurbo10 жыл бұрын
Creases me every time
@dclawsfan432110 жыл бұрын
Please, please put this back on the radio
@draculon511 жыл бұрын
I just noticed that and Pissed myself laughing! XD
@rangerwhite70913 жыл бұрын
"No, what i'm trying to say is".... Play a record...
@TheWillvoss11 жыл бұрын
thank you
@SMWfederation11 жыл бұрын
YEAH THANKS THAT WILL HELP THE PEOPLE THAT BROADCAST THIS SHOW IN THE EARLY 2000'S
@philipbunney94453 жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting for the ‘what are those things in Gremlins called’? moment. ‘Oh no’
@acx200911 жыл бұрын
One of the great moments at 0:52:30 Steve's delivery is perfect.
@LifeOfRy6 ай бұрын
1:02:32 a GENUINE little joke from the Squozen One there!
@captainredbeard79332 жыл бұрын
For someone who's worked in radio for years, Karl doesn't know he has to be close to the mic.
@tizzler290210 жыл бұрын
It is true, it is called isostatic pressure. The weight of the ice forces the continental plates down, less weight from ice and they will rise as the plates are not fixed and in a perpetual flux.
@Theinvisiblegopher11 жыл бұрын
I think Karl was thinking of Mogui when they were talking about Gremlins but he just couldn't manage to remember.
@Navrable10 жыл бұрын
``- we just found out the people on the toboggan were on crack.''
@ElvisLivesUpstairs11 жыл бұрын
I'd love them to do a podcast drunk. haha
@dcmassiveable11 жыл бұрын
cutting the queen mother up OMFG i nearly pissed myself laughing
@Acylumgaming11 жыл бұрын
Gremlins are called Mogwai in their first stage so =P to ricky and stephen
@LosiFTW11 жыл бұрын
New subscriber!
@lordsnow710010 жыл бұрын
'That will be interesting for meatballs!!!' also fell on the floor.
@SgtHydra11 жыл бұрын
Frankly, I was dissapointed it wasn't longer.
@newmanj8 жыл бұрын
52:42 Ricky just dying
@nathanrodgersjourno11 жыл бұрын
Going down to woolworths to pop a quid down...the memories...
@jd91719 жыл бұрын
love all the podcasts. The thing carl says about the iceburg in a glass of jack daniels really bothers me, how can he not get scaling.
@tommybno38 жыл бұрын
when does he say that??
@jd91718 жыл бұрын
thomas browne when they're talking about global warming
@tommybno38 жыл бұрын
+James Dearlove yeah I heard it after I replied, cheers mate
@stoox0068 жыл бұрын
These are taken from the XFM radio shows. Even though I love everything these three have done, I find the radio show to be more spontaneous and purer than the podcasts.
@localhostlimited11 жыл бұрын
Ricky recalls the Aristotle saying that 'a little knowledge is a dangerous thing' without realising that he frequently included in this group himself.
@yurialdeadsoon965810 жыл бұрын
Kellogs 'Space Dust'. Fucking genius!
@jenanahulu8 жыл бұрын
What are the things in Gremlins called? Ha what a sweet laugh when he figured It out "gremlins"
@QueenofTaterTots7 жыл бұрын
they're called Mogwai, Gremlins are just the name of the mean and defective ones
@xdaeq29 жыл бұрын
No no no, this was after I was born lol
@iamtherealrenedescartes10 жыл бұрын
On the point about 2pac, influencing others to be violent with music and hip hop in general: Karl was absolutely right. It is not that violent music leads the youth culture to become violent - it is we have violent music, as a result of a violent culture and more fundamentally, we are a violent species by our nature. They tried to say the same about Porn and Playboy - Porn and things like Playboy exist because we are a horny species that love sex - not the other way round.
@hardcorejoey8810 жыл бұрын
I love everything Karl said about the Beckhams. My view exactly.
@boxermo267 жыл бұрын
must see karl's will young face
@AndyCross22210 жыл бұрын
Ricky's laugh at 20:33
@champ19ngp11 жыл бұрын
Well happy for it bein tuesday still
@caspar_gomez Жыл бұрын
"the white van man in The Sun this week is Herbie Crossman from Harrow in Middlesex"..............."herbiee!"
@italodiscorevival11 жыл бұрын
2002 eh? trip down memory lane
@xarmy56692 жыл бұрын
damn was bang on about kyle and jenny powel
@TheBusterMan8 жыл бұрын
I wish they'd remaster this,so Karl is louder and Ricky is quieter.Have to keep turning the volume up and down.
@rBennich6 жыл бұрын
use audio hijack and a compressor. i use it all the time for stuff like this.
@0108ste11 жыл бұрын
and a trip round Kellogg's.
@iamtherealrenedescartes10 жыл бұрын
Your words, sir.
@Rosvolainen11 жыл бұрын
I remember one of the first shows these three made together. Ricky said he was afraid of making fun of Karl because he seemed like one of those guys who could just pick up a pen and go mental. Man, have times changed?
@thomaselgarsmith11 жыл бұрын
The creature in Gremlins is called a Mogwai by the original seller, not gremlins.
@HorizontalLifestyle11 жыл бұрын
Nice one bud...
@smokinshow8 жыл бұрын
The creature's that feature in Gremlins' are called Moguai
@TheBusterMan8 жыл бұрын
It's great to here Karl laughing!
@outlawrob31611 жыл бұрын
But the thing is, he means the "mogwai" in Gremlins. That's why he's getting confused with mowgli. It isn't actually that stupid a mistake to make; why he's bringing it up is another issue altogether...
@oxygennated104610 жыл бұрын
Is there a place where i can download all of these to put on my ipod? Cant beat listeining to this at work all day lol
@theshootinterviewman8 жыл бұрын
45:00 KARL LAUGHS!!
@conorlovesmeful11 жыл бұрын
Both are in the movie, the Mogwai turn into gremlins later. I was just pointing out that Karl wasn't wrong, because Ifelt bad that he was obviously thinking of Mogwai but couldn't say it