Who Can Make The Most CURSED Conlang? (AGAIN)

[@AgmaSchwa]

The Required Translation: “According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.” May the odds ever be in your favor.

[@artifactU]

do we have to record ourselves speaking ðe language or can we just write it?

[@damian_madmansnest]

Are the submissions with the original ‘Appeal of Agma Schwa’ text still valid?

[@isaacthedestroyerofstuped7676]

Would you ever do aaaa.....Creepy Conlang Crypt? A competition for the conlang that causes the fear, dread, etc. Just a thought

[@NewMCMikeProductionsYT]

@AgmaSchwa will you extend the due date to till December?

[@evfnyemisx2121]

As the creator of Ëkopion, planning to create Ëkopion-2, I see this as an absolute win

[@fibonacci8]

The real trick: a posteriori, related to rocks, wins the contest, and is just French in funny nose and eyeglasses again.

[@the_unforseen8224]

I kinda wanna make ultra French a thing

[@evfnyemisx2121]

Well, it ended up being Danish with rocks in your throat, so you weren't too far off

[@averynhiell]

Agma is basically recruiting an army of cursed conlangers, and I love it.

[@AlmondShinShap]

Oh man you have no idea whats in store for you mr. Schwa

[@AlmondShinShap]

@goofygrimoire :)

[@augmentedu-turn5071]

finally! CCC2! very excited to participate in this

[@connermckeone4915]

we need to make a conlang that is spoken by making other conlangs

[@azplantreviews2199]

conlanglang

[@LinguaPhiliax]

An Infinitely Recursive Conlang?

[@baconknightproductions8297]

I can't give this comment a heart so here's one ❤

[@thomasmueller618]

this is cool! its a shame the due date was the 15th, i just found your channel and watching the first of this series gave me a lovely cursed conlang idea. ah well, i guess I'll just wait for a third cursed conlang circus.

[@tlatai]

I had this idea a year ago about how Squardwid's native language worked, now it's time to make it a reality

[@hakanbjrnson124]

I love the idea of an a posteriori cursedlang. It's a shame I've got so much on my plate rn so won't be able to this year, but even though it probably won't be a theme in subsequent years, I bet it has evergreen potential.

[@Tesseract_King]

I'm torn between trying to seriously compete, and going for another honorable mention for insufficient cursedness :P

[@theterranccrowe]

holy damn I have GOT to participate, though I don't have any ideas... I've been thinking of a performed sign language that employs the use of the whole body (like you're dancing).

[@Rudxain]

At this point, we should coin the term "Esoconlang" (Esoteric Constructed Language)

[@埊]

and shortly call it Esocon.

[@Rudxain]

@@埊 that, and ECL too

[@brinleyhamer729]

good idea

[@Zooiest]

Oh, fiddlesticks! I wish I would've bee(n) recommended this when the contest started instead of 10 days after the deadline. Though, I suppose that gives me an entire year to prepare for the next one!

[@snalgae]

Yay thanks for making me want to make a conlang through this video! Though I started at the last day and I won't be able to submit. But at least I have an interesting conlang that only uses two "words" that I hopefully won't abandon.

[@5peciesunkn0wn]

Time to create "Shwuave"; the language of suave people everywhere, where everything harmonizes toward the schwa lol.

[@wyntyrr]

oh boy oh boy oh boy I’m so excited

[@rujon288]

i watched that for the first time yesterday wtf there's gonna be a new one

[@luinérion]

This video is recommended to me ONE FUCKING DAY AFTER THE DUE DATE!!!! Why algorithm... 😭

[@The_TinesJathian]

trying to decide if i want to participate this year...

[@I_Love_Learning]

Just get started, you can always quit if you don't enjoy it.

[@joannasthings]

seeing all the submissions on my recommended page is hyping me up, i cant wait to watch the ranking!

[@mattheworchard481]

I started making my cursed language, Goofy Ahh language, long before I found out about CCC.

[@Jane_8319]

Oh no, this will consume my life

[@juliangoulette7600]

I guess I could get involved in this year’s circus possibly I write a reddit series with cursed conlanging in it, and most of my conlangs are cursed anyhow since the day I first heard of Kay(f)bop(t)

[@dangswan]

I am honored to learn I have had such an influence.

[@LearnRunes]

Should have looked into this earlier. I already have an a posteriori conlang that involves rocks. All well, too late!

[@gibbous_silver]

have an idea for a cursed conlang i want to make but ive never made a conlang

[@AgmaSchwa]

no better time to begin than now

[@hamburgerbroz6439]

can u put a pokeon on your shelf just one please? :) love your videos!!!!

[@TheThinKing]

i just heard about this the night before it's due next year!

[@quarksquare]

"or you can make one of those AI language models of voices" oh boy i can't wait to see the amount of submissions that have AI jschlatt presenting the conlangs

[@AphroditesCreativeChronicles]

DAMN! I'm JUST seeing this TODAY! I DOUBT if I will be able to create something in the time that's left... but... I gotta try!

[@AgmaSchwa]

Yesss you can do it!

[@oceanw9988]

You'll be gasping for breath after saying hyper Canadian. Canada is not reel at least the one you know

[@oceanw9988]

Well got to much to translate into hyper Canadian, plus I don't fell like saying all of it

[@kinyxo]

is there gonna be a 3rd CCC? if so i want in

[@kahwigulum]

its too bad i only just heard about this i once made a conlang spoken by the insects in my backyard who view rocks as their planets the way humans view the earth as theirs and the rocks in the garden was their analogue to the solar system "aliens" (aka the dog, the cat, and yard mice) were invaders from other dimensions who plagued their system and needed to be expelled by any means necessary (my dog once got fleas this way) they'd even have "interstellar" wars with each other it totally would have worked for this ah well maybe next time

[@splnter648]

Ok next year I’m participating, this seems too fun. I’ll be making one in the meantime just for the funsies

[@itisALWAYSR.A.]

Aw shet here we go again

[@CoolCowConlangs]

Ohohoho... I've been working on something for months... let's just say there are around 1,214,451,287,540,664,953,708,629,653,225,984 pronouns.

[@greenkitty1]

Perfect

[@brightblackhole2442]

each quark has its own pronoun (updated weekly to account for expansion of observable universe) and to refer to people you just have to combine all the pronouns

[@CoolCowConlangs]

@@brightblackhole2442 Yeah, something like that.

[@ValeGreenHeart]

I started making a very low effort a posteriori lang... and now I find out it's gonna be a theme feeling like my project will loose the only thing that made it special

[@cadextheclock24]

i already have a cursed conlang from a while back that has a single word for the entire bee movie script (not just the opening part), would that be cheating to just have that?

[@AgmaSchwa]

lol, for that exact scenario I'm not sure, haha. I'd say it's a cop-out but it wouldn't be "cheating"

[@MisterHunterRow]

@@AgmaSchwa a

[@newdmitrij201]

it's all fun and games until someone makes sugondese

[@viorp5267]

I do have just the most stupid idea

[@Pingijno]

I hope for the third edition pretty soon!

[@SillyLittleTree]

me when i shove english through a radioactive blender

[@IceBirdCajz]

I have a REALLY cursed idea for a conlang… (:

[@fjdpaco]

can't wait for French 2

[@UrajiSurafu]

Hi, is that challenge still going? If so i want to cooperate with someone, i have already established symbols and writing system, but i didn't create a synthetic language to it. If someone want to collaborate, please write back

[@Chapter3CPoe]

Ngl, it took this contest to finish my second language. Being only my second, that should make it cursed enough.

[@onusmusicboers2885]

Missed the last one, so I’ll try participating this time

[@the1mason]

It is so unfortunate, that I have got this video recommended only today. I hope that this is not the last cursed conlang circus and I will have a chance to participate later (I've had some horrible ideas for a while now)

[@bacicinvatteneaca]

Same

[@wyntyrr]

Same

[@8-bitfox716]

FORRIKAN WILL STRIKE ON THIS

[@chandra_creator]

hell yes i have time to participate this time

[@theoriginaldrdust]

Get ready for pain.

[@lutrinae_yt]

yooo, the ccc2 :)

[@lutrinae_yt]

The clitics will kill somebody online, i will say that /lh /pos

[@background_character3098]

I'm too late for this year but I"ve got one in the books for next year. Good luck.

[@twilighttricksterXXI]

No matter what Cursed Conlangs are created for this, There is no way it's going to beat Seraphim.

[@davilimalol4612]

So, did Goptjaam beat Seraphim to you?

[@twilighttricksterXXI]

@@davilimalol4612 shi* I didn't realize that he released it.

[@davilimalol4612]

@@twilighttricksterXXI I only realized about a week ago, so nbd lol, just mind it's literally 25 hours of cursed shit lmao, I only watched some of it lol

[@twilighttricksterXXI]

@@davilimalol4612 haven't watched all of it but did see Goptjaam. That is ridiculously cursed and annoying to use (if you're actually masochistic enough to use it) . Even though it is a bit more cursed than Seraphim it can still be used by humans (assuming you don't mess up the pronunciation & have the nessesary encrypter and decryter) so Seraphim is still more cursed in my opinion.

[@CasualMitosisCollective]

Did someone say Kitchen Sink Language? No, but I'm making one anyway!

[@cloudy28]

i missed last year's event, so i'm not gonna miss this one :)

[@Dr._Geno]

I won't have one this year, but I hope to make one next year provided there's a 3rd year.

[@algotkristoffersson15]

8:35 why use a PO box? just use your own actual real life adress like a sane person

[@LearnRunes]

I don't know where he lives but in much of the Outback, the public postal service won't deliver to a physical address. Instead, they offer us very cheap PO boxes.

[@algotkristoffersson15]

@@LearnRunes The swedish postal system is better. Ulike swedish accents when speaking other languages, those are horrible and austrailian german and even welsh ones are much better

[@Guri012]

When will the most cursed language contest video come out?

[@goosewithglasses167]

I found this late, have never made a conlang before, and my ideas all suck. Is that going to stop me? No!

[@fyuunnaa]

Let the madness continue!

[@sophialaird6388]

Dang it! I guess I’ll have to save *SPIDER!!!* for next year…

[@junebug6010]

You know what this makes me kinda wanna like study like linguistics and stuff purely so I can apply it to make a very cursed and weird Swiftie conlang. I know nothing about it whatsoever. But I have this idea, about like, your pronouns being decided by what TS albums you like. Each album has a single gender for example, one who enjoys the album folklore could be called a cardigan/cardigan's. But it's meant so you can mix and match whatever albums you like so a Swiftie-speaker could easily be referred to as:cardigansummernewyorkwillow/cardigansummernewyorkwillow's translating to a folklore/lover/1989/evermore enjoyer. This will help Swifties deterime what "breed" of swiftie you are. That's it tho.

[@greenkitty1]

Are you prepared for 4-D space cuttlefish?

[@ichbinben.]

I think I have a great idea for the "perfect trifactor"...

[@reelrunner949]

Hello :)

[@katakana1]

I [ə] you

[@Automatik234]

Oh no. Found this one too late. I guess, that gives me more time for next year...

[@mollof7893]

Noo!!! I can make my epic legendry slur-lang!! :((( Jokes asides, this will be fun, it gonna *rock!*

[@felixdarkwood5848]

Oh yeeee, now I try myself. I think most of people will make an a posteriori language for rocks....... Why I shouldn't??

[@st1220]

hey ŋə i sent u my cursed conlaŋ today idk if u can put it in but pls try to

[@Maxfung-m9n]

What's the song playing throughout the video?

[@TheM8]

when is the results gonna come out?

[@averynhiell]

How long should the video be?

[@AgmaSchwa]

As long as it takes to explain what needs to be explained, haha

[@averynhiell]

@@AgmaSchwa Alright, so no upper limit? That’s gonna be interesting.

[@LinguaPhiliax]

@@averynhiell Make it a 5-hour MasterClass

[@theorycow]

Can I submit two langs? I have two mutually exclusive ideas and cannot decide between them.

[@AgmaSchwa]

Well it's too late for this year, but for next time: One per person, though a couple people are assistants in somebody else's lang, thus technically showing up twice.

[@talonkaine7121]

I got like 30 days, gotta get to work

[@Unsyllabic]

challenge accepted

[@MatthewsPersonal]

Ive been planning this all year

[@rulerof4breads]

IT'S ON!!!!

[@Monothefox]

2 Cursed 2 Conlang

[@MatthewsPersonal]

SUBMITTED YESSS

[@olympiadeverre]

…oh no, I have so many ideas already

[@resourceress7]

Oh man. Lesson: dont mail cash. Maybe send digital gift cards?

[@japona9899]

Mine is gonna rock...(It will suck)

[@NewMCMikeProductionsYT]

agma schwa (ŋə),if we have any sus words in the word list of our conlang's file,will you still accept it?

[@NewMCMikeProductionsYT]

and what's the minimum words required

[@szlanty]

hyped.

[@rulerof4breads]

My honest reaction: 🙂😀😈

[@aleksanderdaek701]

Till what time 15 September is the final deadline?

[@AgmaSchwa]

The last moment where it's September 15th anywhere on Earth, lol

[@Arithryka]

@@AgmaSchwa it will always be September 15th in my heart

[@friesgaming487]

Hi

[@aykarain]

i saw this today nooo im so late... hope i finish

[@ChimpDeveloperOfficial]

damn i just found out about this

[@VincentEdelstein]

Oh boy

[@chitsein4133]

Ña pœu akky ån

[@klank9409]

wow

[@naushabatodd-jones1136]

vixexsvio WILL WIN (mwahahaha)

[@A_literal_zombie]

Omg, I didn't find out that this existed until after the due date, see ya next year ig.

[@bacicinvatteneaca]

Yeah, it was pretty weird last year when you didn't exclude the racist language, and censored it only after several seconds, letting the audience know what you were censoring

[@Aveeery]

English

[@LinguaPhiliax]

Japanese

[@埊]

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