Who's Better, Van Damme Or Steven Seagal? We Answer - Lionheart / Hard To Kill

Jean Claude Van Damme vs Steven Seagal. They're bitter rivals, but who really is the best? Today Space Ice puts Van Damme and Steven Seagal head to head to declare a winner by looking at their 1990 hit movies, Lionheart and Hard To Kill. JCVD movies.
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Jean-Claude Van Damme vs Steven Seagal
0:00 Introduction
0:56 Best Fight
1:50 More Believable Actor
2:45 Better Medical Care
3:58 Better Show Of Emotion
4:44 Best Joke
5:36 Better Runner
6:22 Best One Liner
7:07 Better Opponents
8:28 Best Gang
9:42 Better Main Villain
10:30 Most Athletic
11:47 Better Body
12:41 Final Round
14:11 Winner Declared
14:33 Dance Off

[@SpaceIce]

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[@tonymartinis2956]

its rigged the "please wake up" by the rape nurse was great humor

[@stealthattack2209]

I think the censorship makes it even more hilarious lol

[@NotDecided420]

JCVD would absolutely destroy fat boy! Surely that's not up for dispute here? JCVD wouldn't hit Seagull where he wanted him to, by patting to the area. He'd just spinning kick his fat, slow head off!

[@otchigal6527]

Had me laughing out loud for two minutes straight 😂

[@user-tl2vd6jp5o]

​@@stealthattack220914:49 UU 0 mu😊😊

[@jwconglomerate332]

"Nobody gets a point, and Seagal loses one." Hard to argue with science.

[@infographistehistorichaiti5929]

It seems that Steven doesn't even deserve a zero.

[@zainzaidi9819]

Hard to argue with that logic but fair enough

[@thzmaniac377]

That one got me so much when he said it 😂🤣

[@DatingArchitect]

@@infographistehistorichaiti5929 LMAO! Best comment. Thank you sir!

[@filipbartas576]

Love it!

[@SpaceIce]

I was really pulling for Seagal here

[@darreng8256]

It shows lol

[@parsoniareigns]

Yeah again, it's clear for all to see both the unbiased approach and impartiality here today. Space Ice how do you remain so objective.😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@parsoniareigns]

@@darreng8256 yeah 😂😂😂

[@blarkblark5794]

🤔I feel like you're a little bit racist towards mr Segal!!!

[@caniblmolstr4503]

@@blarkblark5794 Is narcissistic moron a race now?

[@deankay800]

'Steven Seagal puts on an Oscar worthy performance as a coma patient' 😂😂😂

[@dazbeal5438]

killed me bro

[@eduardoaraujo6598]

Van Damme deserve like +100 points, by being the inspiration to Mortal Kombat.

[@SpaceIce]

I spoke it over with the judges and you're 100% correct

[@toweypat]

Holy cow, that's true! I did not know that.

[@Charlie_Tea]

Seagal deserves +1000 points for being the inspiration for Blood Sport. Seagal is Frank Dux

[@kunkkaralho]

@@Charlie_Tea You mean the real Frank Dux aka a lying cunt with prolly no real skills? Made into a badass movie tho :D

[@seewhativescene]

Seagal inspired this kid's sarcastic KZbin movie review channel

[@jasonmcmurtry7812]

You should do a Seagal movie vs a Seagal movie so he can lose both rounds lol

[@rui_si]

Steven the Seagull is his own worst enemy.... 🤔 Still would be a legit reason for having a body double.

[@Francizy]

🤣🤣🤣

[@borisp9163]

🤦🏻‍♂️😭🤣

[@JoshuaBenitezNewOrleans]

Absolutely!!!

[@JoshuaBenitezNewOrleans]

Okay wait, Steven Seagal vs Steven Seagal’s Doubles (voice actors and body doubles) Please help me boost this!!!

[@Liquidcadmus]

JCVD is better than Seagal in every possible way, better actor, better martial artist, better person.

[@lowlowseesee]

yep lol. but you forget, seagal is unintentionally funnier lol.

[@judgeprime3730]

@@lowlowseesee True, but yah i agree JCVD seems like a cool dude, Seagal would slap your wife and steal your wallet given the chance, lol

[@abdou.the.heretic]

@@lowlowseesee he's sooo far up his ass I'm beyond the point of considering him anything by serious 💀💀

[@mattway18]

@@lowlowseesee wait, you’re *supposed* to take him seriously? 😨

[@Jupiter.141]

seagal reading comments: can I laugh in your face?

[@thomashelminski6351]

Van Damme doesn't take himself too seriously. He's not afraid to look human. Great job jcvd.

[@SeekinOne]

That training montage of Seagal nearly killed me! 🤣🤣🤣

[@MinionG911]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sougata7]

goddamn that was funny. "fighting and somehow losing to a tree", "stick fight square dancing" LOL

[@dimitrescu182]

Especially with whatever the hell this is at 11:30

[@TiberiuPopa1]

He was injured

[@yamatrips]

literal rofl

[@kratoscar2008]

Also Van Damne is no afraid to make his enemies look strong and suffer a beating.

[@crotchy7667]

ah yes, I agree. Van Damme being able to sell that he's getting hit hard or being beat up - so he actually has a challenge to overcome - is one of the best things about a lot of Van Damme's fight scenes.

[@kratoscar2008]

@@crotchy7667 Yeah. Seagal had the same issues as Jet Li who I also didnt like and preferred Jackie Chan over him.

[@mattway18]

Well, if there’s no tension in a movie then it’s gonna suck

[@kratoscar2008]

@@mattway18 Which is why Seagal sucks.

[@georgenkansah659]

@@kratoscar2008 what? You didn't like Jet LI?? That makes me sad for some reason. But Jet LI wasnt invincible in his movies right??, No where near Steven Seagal at least , I mean Seagal wouldn't even break a sweat

[@Eralen00]

Lmao this guy has absolutely no mercy for Steven Seagal 😂

[@Gray_xo]

It's fucking hilarious.

[@bigrob966]

Seagull deserves no quarter.

[@cmiller0987]

does he deserve it?

[@IslandBoy-808]

Because Steven Seagal is an arrogant POS.

[@louis-patrickrancourt1565]

@@cmiller0987 Seagal is the master of his demise, he's such a douche. Van Damme is a decent, although flawed, human being.

[@frustratedalien666]

The bench press with just the barbell was epic. I bet Segal was sore for weeks after that momentous feat

[@leonidjoseph5483]

To be fair, he was just out of coma.

[@Satsujinki1973]

@@leonidjoseph5483 Yep, only realistic scene in the whole film.

[@chrish5018]

I can admit I actually saw Lionheart in the theaters. I actually handed over my money and said “One for Lionheart.” It’s cleansing to share that with everybody. Thank you.

[@thedudewashere1987]

Thanks for sharing...

[@shaz2761]

You need to adopt an orphan or something to make up for it.

[@Ax9005]

Atleast it wasnt hard to kill

[@sash0047]

We all have done terrible things in the past

[@shaz2761]

@@sash0047 I killed both my wives for insurance money. So no, I haven't done anything bad in the past

[@johnking9942]

Your narration makes Seagal movies watchable.

[@doublep1980]

JCVD was in fact a competitive fighter in his youth, he competed under his birth name Jean-Claude Van Varenberg in both point system Karate & later full-contact Kickboxing. He even competed as member of the Belgian national Karate team in european tournaments. You can find his off. fight records online, he wasn't some undefeated world champion but he was a legit high level athlete. He also got his shit together, cleaned up from drugs and is still in great shape today. The guy is 61 years old but can still do the spinning kicks. Plus, he seems like a chill dude who doesn't take himself too serious and can lough at all the memes. Seagal on the other hand, has never been in any official fight whatsover and his entire martial arts credentials are from his former father-in-law, who was a high ranking member in the japanese Aikido Association. He pretty much set him up with a dojo, where Seagal's former wife was doing the actual teaching.(She's still today a respected Aikido instructor in Japan.) Also, he seems like a total narcissist who believes his own BS and don't get me started on all the creepy stuff he has been accused of, over the last decades.

[@billywashere6965]

Actually he was almost undefeated... I think he only has 1 loss and it was due to a technicality. The guy was as badass in real life fight tournaments as he appeared in the movies.

[@edengaming5021]

@@billywashere6965 lol. ya..sure

[@stevejohnson6593]

Aikido is useless against anyone with any amount of street brawl experience, according to some..

[@spicynoodle7419]

@@stevejohnson6593 everyone knows that the best martial art move is the "teenage girl slap spam"

[@Darthvegeta8000]

@@edengaming5021 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Claude_Van_Damme#Championships_and_accomplishments Mr. Belgium bodybuilding Championships (1976 Gold) Belgium Karate Lightweight Championships (1977 Gold) Belgium Karate team European Championships (1979 Gold) Belgium Coupe des Espoirs Karate Tournament Championships (1980 Silver) Semi-contact / light-contact record: 4 losses - and an insane amount of wins. Kickboxing record: 1 loss, 18 wins. Not exactly a world champion but he had a pretty good career in his youth. He could fight. Steven Seagal could scam. That's about it.

[@Ryan-by8ui]

That Seagal training montage looks like something you’d see out of a Chapelle skit

[@jessickalush3305]

If I had one wish, it'd be tos be able to Force Seagal to watch these videos, while I watch him watch them.

[@smith077906]

🤣🤣😂😂🍺🍺

[@gharqad]

This might just be my favorite comment in the history of KZbin.

[@alanjamesh.zamorano1677]

Instead you would get his body double watching the videos. With the fake wig and all. Seagal does what Seagal does best.

[@jessickalush3305]

@@alanjamesh.zamorano1677 Providing once again, that is his forte: disappointing his audience

[@MistaTofMaine]

Something tells me would be a lot of heavy breathing and sighing.

[@jessickalush3305]

The amount of work you put into these makes them all the more hilarious.

[@lowlowseesee]

fucking brilliant, i cant stop watching

[@flynaty25]

This was definitely made by a jcvd fan

[@SpaceIce]

I don't see it. They seem like a completely objective observer using a highly scientific process

[@jessickalush3305]

@@SpaceIce 😂😂😂😂 You're the best 🖤

[@jessickalush3305]

You put more effort into these, than Seagal does in his "movies". At least it's not a front to launder money. That would be uncouth, and Steven is above that.

[@Messatsu333]

Van Damme dance has gotta be the best running joke ever lmao it never gets old

[@shaz2761]

I dunno, I say Segals skinny body doubles

[@goffimusic]

Honestly had me in tears of laughter watching this. The Seagal run 🏃‍♂️ 😂😂

[@carldzoga1348]

Way back when Planet Hollywood opened in Chicago, my sister went with some friends and JCVD was there and sis asks "Can I have a kiss'? JCVD says, and I quote "These lips aren't for mortals"! 😂😂😂 He did kiss her on the cheek and signed all their autographs and even pulled up a chair to talk to them for a bit.

[@tb3621]

Lmao, JCVD is a legend!

[@lilmoeszyslak4810]

And she survived? Wow!!!!!

[@carldzoga1348]

@@lilmoeszyslak4810 ikr, that alone should've done her in! 😆

[@carldzoga1348]

@@tb3621 amen!

[@crotchy7667]

That's cool! From watching interviews and other videos of Van Damme doing publicity, it seems like he is pretty good with interacting with his fans.

[@bobbyosborne2375]

JCVD is actually the real deal as far as his martial arts are concerned. He made better movies too. Check out his reunion with Bolo Yeoung. He seems like a genuinely good dude too. Doesn't take himself to seriously.

[@zephyr8072]

Real martial artists don't have to take themselves seriously. The reason Seagal has a rod up his ass is because he knows he's a lazy fraud.

[@107Pedro]

"Thats a matter of perspective" no its not, if he won a tournament he's a champion lol Seagal is pathetic

[@Metal-Gear-Moogle]

'in hell' is another good van Damme movie. The story is actually pretty good

[@AztecUnshaven]

@@107Pedro The Matter of perspective part is whether it was full contact or not, and whether it was a low level amateur tourney or not.

[@AztecUnshaven]

@@DemuDesu "soiled pants" eh? That fake story again?

[@BlazingOwnager]

Van Damme seems so chill to hang out with IRL. Seagal seems like it would be absolute hell.

[@bethose9484]

one thing I didnt think binge watching all of these amazing videos would do to me was gain a massive amount of respect for JCVD. genuinely seems like a nice dude who doesn't take himself too seriously while still being a total badass.

[@darreng8256]

omg his running😂

[@parsoniareigns]

Yeah, you think Van Damme would pick up some tips from Seagal. 😂

[@lueysixty-six7300]

😆He runs like a goil! BAHAHAHAHA!!🤣

[@parsoniareigns]

@@lueysixty-six7300 easy, thats an insult to goils. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jmcc860]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I wonder if he really runs like that 😊

[@kleetus92]

Was that because he was in a coma, or does he do that all the time?

[@Mattastrophic1]

Seagal co-starred in Hard to Kill with one of his ex-wives. She said the movie should be called "Hard to Believe." That should be like -3 for Seagal!

[@mattway18]

Hard to Kill this project is more like it

[@beekarinsaan]

Hard to Believe 🤣😂🤣😂

[@sunnyjohnson992]

Yea, Kelly LeBrock. Hard to Watch!

[@XemawthEvo2]

I finally figured it out, Seagal somehow has managed to combine to movements of running with his legs, while swimming with his upper body in order to achieve speeds incomprehensible to human brains, therefore leaving us all stunned

[@saiyanwarriorofequestriare9956]

Thank you Space Ice. You made me realize I desperately needed to watch more Van Damn movies.

[@alfasiger4178]

Why doesn't these anti-seagal videos have more views. They're hilarious. Its like no matter what seagal does, its never good enough and he brings that out.

[@USMCinfinity]

Anti-Seagal? Seagal should pay this guy as its the only enjoyable to watch him.

[@prestongray3119]

Fr 😂😂😂

[@triumphbobberbiker]

Because the real and original Seagal movies are more hilarious and always get more views!!!

[@dcs4947]

"Nobody gets a point and Seal loses one"...ROTFL 😂🤣🤣

[@KonradvonHotzendorf]

ROTFL 😂😂😂

[@epsilontiger]

Love his unbiased objectivity! A really great compairison with all the required categories. Most biased reviewers would have forgot about including Handball courts and Swimmingpools.

[@ibeethatoneguy7807]

Stallone said in interview that he had a party at his house and both JCVD and seagull showed up (yes seagull) and Van Damne called him out in real life. Seagull left after that. Not being the bigger man but left cuz he knew

[@christopherduffy1703]

JCVD wins every time. He wins just for the simple fact that he always keeps his body in shape to make movies.

[@bigfantrailers9975]

Still going to this day. Would love to see No Retreat No Surrender true sequel. kzbin.info/www/bejne/laGWm6qDmr6mhrc

[@dkamphaus43]

Seagal: "I bet I'm gonna win this contest" Van Damme: "Wrong bet!"

[@simondavis750]

The medical treatment was an easy win for Van Dammit. Hyper realistic portrayal of top notch medical care. I went to my doctor and was diagnosed with type 2 diabeetus and his recommendation was to take karate lessons. Cleared it right up and as a bonus it sorted out the bit of gout I had picked up.

[@vancebocas7626]

You too?!? I was diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer and treatment was to take Karate lessons. I've been cancer free for 5 to 10 minutes so far, so it MUST be legit! XD

[@MrJedroi258]

Its well known that prevention is superior to rehabilitation

[@micnorton9487]

​@@vancebocas7626 ..yeah I'm a drug addict so the rehab doctor prescribed karate lessons... So I learned karate and went back and kicked his azz and stole all his money and drugs...

[@vancebocas7626]

@@micnorton9487 lmao XD

[@De_Si_Re]

Actually that's how seagal run in all his early films. Flapping his arms and hands like Raheem Sterling. I still think his first 4 movies like 'Marked for death' and 'out for a kill' were his best films. He still ran like that in them.

[@olternaut]

Van Damme is a flawed man like anybody else. And he admits that he's made his share of mistakes. But what strikes me in stark contrast to Seagal is that Jean Claude Van Damme has learned from his mistakes through the years and he has matured and gained a lot of wisdom. JCVD worked hard during his career to keep his body in shape, worked on his acting skills, and working with good people to make the best movies he could. Seagal has chosen to do the absolute complete opposite.

[@David-vg8lx]

Absolute complete

[@ralpushiyeyo]

Seagal in his prime years can only lift a barbell with no plates.

[@faizfuad8361]

🤣

[@borisp9163]

😂😭😭

[@nizloc4118]

He picked up plates later for sure though

[@stp_79]

After looking at minute 11:05, you right 🤣

[@leeroden7900]

I almost spit my food out when I saw that part.

[@IronKore]

Man!!! He even loses a point when he had none!!! Wow!

[@ELFanatic]

That's Seagal for you.

[@mew10521]

Ha ha ha ha

[@Rethiman]

Seagal running always has me in stitches 😂😂😂

[@Luka-nw6kc]

I pretty much agree with everything but the blood bank thing. The blood bank quote is probably the best one liner in movie history.

[@GuillaumeRouleau]

Says you and you only

[@ped0ph1LeYouTube]

No no.. I agree with him..​@@GuillaumeRouleau

[@mgonzo3881]

Van Damme is so much more classy, and all around better person than Segal.

[@ssa6227]

Only the point he missed was Seagal having smoking hot wife. Man how did she married this fake moron. Huh!

[@3dartxsi]

A martial arts film where a doctor prescribed karate lessons is awesome.

[@noeldc]

Just discovered these; now I can't get enough of them!

[@DanTan_81]

"Lionheart" was called "Wrong Bet" in Australia, and it's definitely a classic and one of Van Damme's best movies, good acting, cinematic fight choreography and endings. Channing Tatum's "Fighting" movie was like a remake/homage.

[@billymabum3514]

AWOL in the uk

[@ELFanatic]

@@billymabum3514 Wow. so many names. I guess just a lot of legal issues.

[@albertenriquez7079]

Nice info bro. Cheers

[@scaccu]

lol, in Italy was named the opposite: "Lionheart: Winning Bet".

[@billymabum3514]

@@scaccu haven’t seen it called that in Italy

[@anibaldk]

Let's agree that JCVD has not only played villains but also done it wonderfully (like Black Eagle or Expendables II)

[@anibaldk]

And No retreat, no surrender for those who love the 80s

[@nathanadler1452]

JCVD's best villain is in 2013s Enemies Closer, he's introduced dressed as a vegan mountie with huge curly hair... It's... Magnificent.

[@ducedevlstear2471]

Seagal wasn't bad at all in Machete

[@czmisfitsfan]

JCVD compliments Segal while giving health advice. He truly is a treasure.

[@Pensi0nar]

3:57 that was brutal, I laughed so hard, Steven Seagull can express so many emotions without even showing any emotions :)))))

[@VindictiveRaider]

In 2008, actor Sylvester Stallone declared to the British magazine FHM that "At a party in my home in Miami in 1997, Van Damme was tired of Steven Seagal claiming he could kick his ass so he offered Seagal outside into my back yard." According to Stallone, Seagal made his excuses and left while Van Damme tracked him down at a nightclub and challenged him again. Stallone finished by stating "Van Damme was too strong. Seagal wanted none of it."

[@mattway18]

I can see that happening

[@sherrysharad]

Wish Seagal would have Jason Statham on speed dial. 😂

[@abrahamthebewildered1448]

Yea, I recall Stallone telling that story. The thing is Seagal is an aikido practitioner. Aikido practitioners are known for their epic abilities in their fantasies and no abilitoes in reality. Real fists are to aikido practitioners the way kryptonite is to Superman. In the event you think I'm being too harsh to aikido, you should know that I'm underselling how terrible of a martial arts it is. You might say, "But Abraham, the prowess of a martial art depends on the proficiency of the fighter wielding it," hohoho, not so, my friend. Aikido is truly, truly fake and they maintain their status by having fake demonstrations where 20 students will pretend to attack grandmasters, who then goes on to defeat them with wrist flicks and similarly weak responses. I feel more disdain towards aikido than Space Ice feels towards Steven Seagal. Argh! Anyway, what were we talking about?

[@gharqad]

@@abrahamthebewildered1448 So you're saying that Seagal could legitimately win a slap fight against a female opponent? Noted, thanks for the perspective.

[@ELFanatic]

Sounds about right

[@robertburk5550]

I love these videos so much, I always imagine JCVD actually behind the creation of them while seagal sits in the dark eating ice cream watching them while crying himself asleep 😂

[@KayFabeMedia]

He is too lazy to cry. He hires a stunt double to do it for him.

[@anakinskywalker336]

@@KayFabeMedia 😂😂😂

[@rinzler9775]

I found your completley unbiased analysis refreshing.

[@mikemurdoch9653]

That Seagal montage was so powerful, what a champion

[@sadrequiem]

I remember watching Hard to Kill when I was a kid. As an adult I went to check that movie again and I couldn’t get passed the running scenes. I didn’t remember that at all. HOW WAS HE A MOVIE STAR?!?!?

[@ELFanatic]

Honestly, nobody knows. He was never good.

[@billywashere6965]

@@ELFanatic To be fair, he was depicted as a total bada$$ with very believable fight scenes at the time. Even to this day his first three or four films still hold up quite well in the action department, mostly because he was actually hitting/throwing those poor stuntmen. His most brutal and ultra-violent film would probably be Marked For Death, and it was pretty much top notch action from start to finish.

[@statesrights01]

@@billywashere6965Very true!!

[@RickReasonnz]

@@ELFanatic But.... SOME people must have enjoyed them, right? Else no one would watch, thus no one would make more... So WHO in their right minds decided to pay to watch Seagal movies? I want names, dammit!

[@Mia-dt3gl]

He made two good action movies, one of which he wasn’t even the star. That’s all, really.

[@itscarlitosway696]

Funny thing Steven literally transformed into the guy who played him on mad TV

[@RickReasonnz]

Been thinking the same thing since I started binging these videos. Will Sasso did great work!

[@deannaw9128]

Will Sasso

[@tirethor972mjolnir3]

More like Squint Ringo on Johnny Bravo

[@whiterabit09]

Good call

[@David-vg8lx]

No shit mr Sherlock

[@michaeldoyle1728]

Just discovered this channel and I'm addicted. I actually like the 'bleeps'. Keep it up. (Also, your videos are turning me into a JCVD fan).

[@Shishkebarbarian]

This is some top tier content right here. This is my new favorite channel.

[@SureJungle23247]

In Australia "lionheart" was call "Wrong Bet". JCVD rocks, I literary have every one of his movies, legend.

[@mattgarcia1201]

completely lost it when Segal lost a point 🤣

[@jessicachafoya3747]

“ I have no words” is the best way to describe Seagal’s entire life, career & existence…

[@thetreeofwoe2304]

God bless you for every single one of your videos. I had to pause this one for a minute with the "Blood bank" one liner as I cried laughing. This video was super in-depth!

[@billpatterson5461]

We need a Seagal/Van Dam dance off

[@parsoniareigns]

In a squash court or pool? 😀

[@matthewvolb94]

He gave you one at the end of the video.

[@josephbassey1501]

With Seagal flapping his hands while running, I wonder what he'll do while dancing

[@toxsickdog]

Better yet, A 100 yard dash foot race, That would be Hilarious.

[@ThatsCrazyBro3752]

How TF do you keep yourself from cracking up when you do these 🤣 Seagal benching 45 lbs and losing to the tree got me 💀💀💀 😂

[@ELWESIN-tb4wy]

man i became addicted to your channel, Seagal even in his "prime" is a joke, i wonder why his movies were so popular in the early 90s

[@roproart6529]

These are great! Please keep making these, but only if you can make them as good as JCVD deserves.

[@JuniAku]

Segal running and his hand flailing killed me. I can’t believe he was so popular during the early 90s. 😂

[@xenuno]

Probably because Segal's best movies are better than Van Damm's best. Averaged over time, Van Damm takes the crown however

[@JuniAku]

@@xenuno I gotta disagree. I preferred Van Damm flicks over Segals back then. Just my opinion though.

[@aldorechiasson]

they were simpler times🤣

[@MrMagnaniman]

Under Siege was really just that good. His movies before that were definitely B movies, but they really put some work into Under Siege. Great villains, good action, compelling plot. Still some creepy romantic interest stuff going on, but it worked a lot better before Seagal was fat and obviously dyeing his hair.

[@JuniAku]

@@MrMagnaniman Under Siege was pretty enjoyable. My uncle loved renting action flicks. Gary Busey is pretty awesome too lol

[@8301TheJMan]

Van Damme was in the top tier of those mid 80]s to mid/late 90's action stars along side the likes of Stallone and Arnie in my book. And though not a very good actor no doubt, actually over his career delivered a few performances that were actually pretty damn good, films like "Universal Soldier: Regeneration," "Time Cop", "The Legionnaire," and "Assassination Games" - (which for a low budgeted B action flick that came out a little over a decade ago, was actually pretty damn good imo). Seagal on the other hand - was a complete dog-shit actor, with awful fight choreography, and only was in one decent film - the one in which he died within the first half hour of the movie lol. The only other one of those 80's-90's action stars that was close to being as terrible as he - was Chuck Norris, who atleast had some good fight choreography. Personally i couldn't stand Chuck's whole persona both on screen and off. So much so that, just like Steven, made pretty much every film, (including that "Walker: Texas Ranger" show that so many people beloved for some reason), absolute torture for me to watch. At least he wasn't nearly the horrible piece of shit Steven was/is as a person.

[@PikkaBird]

Oh yeah, Executive Decision where he gets sucked out of the F-117. Seems like John Leguizamo got his parts after Steven was written out of the movie for being a massive diva (just a theory). I think he was almost passable in Under Seige, and even had one good line delivery ("You're in the Navy, remember? It's not a job, it's an adventure!") but I don't think I could've watched that movie ever again if it wasn't for Gary Busey and Tommy Lee Jones delightfully hamming it up.

[@crotchy7667]

I agree with your analysis. Van Damme surprisingly has decent range as an actor. He's good at selling the hits (being hit) in fight scenes which makes it more enjoyable to watch. He's good at being a charming goofball too.

[@AbdulB]

Seagal had 1 decent movie. Glimmer man watchableish

[@MrRoda8143]

Seagal never wanted to get hit in any of his movies, unlike VD, who would constantly get bloodied and bruised, but come back to win the fight

[@Snyper1405]

Chuck Norris is way better in every aspect compared to that "overrated" Muppet Seagal. True facts 😉🙌🏽👊🏽💗✨️🔥💯🎬

[@BRIANSTECHTHERAPY]

Binging all these vids!! Amazing content! Subbed!

[@Invictuss]

I like how this video is not biased! Great job! :D

[@ashtonpain6867]

I grew up watching these movies as a kid and now I understand why my dad never put a Seagal movie ever again

[@r0c_itfilms650]

Narrator crack me up every time😂😂

[@delugesofgrandeur]

The absolutely one-sided winner takes all Final Round was great.

[@cherrylove3656]

yeah, this guy has me rolling laughing but everything he say's is true the truth can be funny

[@TronikXR]

Just found this channel. Easily my favorite channel on KZbin!

[@hashimhandfield2625]

Every time I think he's about to give Seagal a point he give it the Jean , I'm over here 🤣🤣🤣

[@youngmirage5681]

JCVD is a absolute legend there is no comparison between the two

[@DerrickDJ]

That VS was close...I was on the edge of my seat! I was also crying from laughing so hard! The best body! No flaws like symmetry or muscle definition (laughing while I type this) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mike1967sam]

Hey duderino, I laugh like a maniac with your vids, thanks man, they're amazing.

[@matemm52]

I love how fair, well argumented and unbiased this comparison is

[@genox3636]

Emotional standoff- "Seagal, not to be outdone..." lmfao 🤣🤣🤣

[@doriangreen3231]

This channel kicks ass.

[@cama73ven]

This channel kicks like JCVD

[@David-vg8lx]

No shit Sherlock

[@Fonzflicks]

I liked Seagal's movies, but wanted to be like Van Damme. His movies had more variety and his characters were likable. Seagal's films required him to have no range, but be a wrecking machine. Never in any of Seagal's films do you fear for his life because you knew he was going to kick their ass and break some arms in the process. Personally I found nothing wrong with that, but that's just what his films were. Van Damme played a mostly reluctant warrior in his films. He fought for causes instead of just being a badass. He's also a lot more humble than Seagal. Van Damme hurt guys in his movies by accident because he's that strong. I think he really knocked out a fighter in Bloodsport because he moved too fast.

[@Mazeboxx]

Oh god, I couldn't breathe anymore of laughter at the sigh...that complete felling of being absolutely speechless

[@georgejetsonmatson6193]

Another close one!

[@SpaceIce]

Took a lot of man hours to calculate the winner

[@josephibalio4985]

Van damme over acting seagal is the best

[@nunosantos00]

Steven Seagal gave no proof of how good he was in his movies,Van Damme struggled with his problems with drugs while improving himself everyday. We can ask every actors who worked with Van Damme and Steven wich one is better and 90% of them say Van Damme. Van Damme has the looks and the style. Steven Seagal may think he is a tough guy and martial artist but Van Damme is the example of the real tough guy and martial artist and he can actually kick unlike Steven and the fights on Van Damme's movies despite all the flaws they can have are still more realistic.

[@MrPobanz]

90% sounds like a stretch, it's probably closer to 100%

[@ralphwiggum1982]

Only thing Steven has going for him is that he’s tall an we rarely if ever seen seagal fight someone close to his size

[@AztecUnshaven]

Lol are you kidding? Seagal has actual experience working with SWAT groups firearms instruction, LEO self defense. He also trained with some of the best Japanese Budo/Jujutsu teachers around, plus Karate with Fumio Demura, Tetsuhiro Hokama, etc.

[@j.jonahjameson1281]

@@AztecUnshaven JCVD has an actual real fights record, Before he started doing movies

[@billywashere6965]

@@j.jonahjameson1281 I don't think we should take away anything from their actual martial arts abilities, as both of them are legitimate. I just think that Jean Claude is the better overall martial artist, and is much more humble about his abilities and capabilities.

[@Pablo-dj4xq]

Steven Seagal laying on that bed is truly a generational performance

[@josephclark2268]

These are very informative and well researched. Thank you, sir!

[@thegadflygang5381]

These are like the "CITIZEN KANE" of action films. I genuinely could never decide as they are both that perfect.

[@lowlowseesee]

and they are both more fun to watch than that overrated drivel from the past lol

[@paulconway384]

Kickboxer and Out For Justice are my favourites 😎

[@johnnygrenda8365]

I can't deal with this channel. The commentary on the lionheart doctor scene made me laugh more than anything I've seen in a long time.

[@janrdoh]

I didn't expect such a close score but the bonus round definitely pushed it over the edge.

[@avgeek-and-fashion]

I am legit hollering over here, this is amazing!!

[@pickledpelican2094]

Just discovered this page. Total Gold. You are doing an incredible job. Hysterical. 🙏

[@jackburton3212]

-Doctor: technically the "doctor" in Hard to Kill was not a real doctor. He should have gotten the point for the "full medical service" he got from Kelly Lebrock's character lol -the joke: awe, HTK doesn't get a point for the 😻 joke? 😋 If only HTK had 1 in ground pool and/or handball court scene. 😪 🤣 this dude's channel is awesome. Ok, on to the next video lol

[@dylanmaxwell4307]

I am sooooo loving these. Best of luck to you, creator of great content

[@dandychiggins7240]

That ehm, "training" scene from Seagal almost killed me 😭

[@caniblmolstr4503]

Van Damme Flawless victory

[@genox3636]

I was rooting for Seagal, now after this video I feel like a Lions fan.

[@borisp9163]

3:20 😭😭😭😂 man your videos are literaly health care 😭 I am glad you choosed “Lion heart” for this video, and even brought up that “wrong bet” scene 👌🏻, one of the most satisfying, emotional, bad ass scene in cinematography in my opinion, theres no other movie that I watched as many time as This one, not even close, if you understand fighting you clearly see those fight scenes are unrealistic but in that time it worked, it has its own dimmension… anyway I dont laugh loud often, even if I laugh its kind of still but during this shit I laughed out loud 🤦🏻‍♂️😂😭 thanx

[@theunsweetkarmaway]

Regarding the way Seagal runs... I am about 10 years younger than Seagal, and when I ran track in middle school, it was coached by pretty much everyone to run with your hands looks like that. It apparently was supposed to relax your upper body so you could focus all your energy into your legs or something. It looked ridiculous at track meets, and I'm not sure if it even worked, but if Seagal had similar coaching as a youngster, that kind of explains why he runs like that.

[@popcornmoviesgames8117]

Love these videos. Van Damme is my guy

[@bobbyh4957]

11:23 "Stick fights square dancing.. and whatever the hell..... " 😂🤣😂

[@earlmiranda7310]

I've watched all 20 steven seagal videos, what a masterpiece. Hilarious commentary and sharp editing. Thank you.

[@ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord]

"Free of any flaws: like symmetry or muscle definition." I spat my Cola.