“This is a secular conquest” might just be my new favorite sign
@MusaGaming3 жыл бұрын
RELIGOUS SECULAR LOL
@anotherguycalled62533 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@jesseberg32713 жыл бұрын
They borrowed it from the US Embassy in Tripoli, we left it there after Barbary Wars.
@ahmeder63703 жыл бұрын
Mine was "This is entirely personal"
@anotherguycalled62533 жыл бұрын
@@ahmeder6370 pretty good one
@nawwafsudi97613 жыл бұрын
"Crusading was one of medieval europe favourite past time" Starting strong aren't we.
@Whatever48673 жыл бұрын
ye but sadly u became weak so fast
@LordVader10943 жыл бұрын
@@Whatever4867 Seethe harder
@stc31453 жыл бұрын
It was Sigurd I favorite Vacation
@TentaclePentacle3 жыл бұрын
for someone who calls himself history matter, actually history matters really little to him.
@quidam_surprise3 жыл бұрын
@@TentaclePentacle To be fair, it is first and foremost a statement
@xanderx25233 жыл бұрын
The pope was so sad because his power declined, he didn't even feel like running through the flower field...that's actually kinda deep...
@blueblack35912 жыл бұрын
hahahaha why does this make me laugh?
@wildfire92807 ай бұрын
lik if u cri evrytiem
@WillHerrmann3 жыл бұрын
The last crusade was in 1938 when Indiana Jones and his father sought out the Holy Grail before Nazis could get to it.
@Hand-in-Shot_Productions2 жыл бұрын
I've watched that one as well! After that was done, the world was done with crusading!😉
@Demmrir Жыл бұрын
This is a history channel. Please be accurate. His name was Henry Walton Jones, Jr. Indy was the dog's name.
@thomasrice4930 Жыл бұрын
The Crusades ended because the Templars took all the important religious relics back to France
@SYH653 Жыл бұрын
@@Demmrir Indiana was the dog's name; "Indy!" was the troubled cry of Junior's many assistants/hangers-on.
@joeerickson516 Жыл бұрын
"He chose...poorly?"
@erikarzensek3 жыл бұрын
"You only keep trying the same thing so many times before it just seems silly.." Generalissimo Luigi Cadorna- Visible confusion
@MilesStratton3 жыл бұрын
Ha! I understand this reference...
@fable11093 жыл бұрын
nonsense... we will take caporetto this time promise
@ashleyoasis79483 жыл бұрын
Seems relevant in today’s foreign Middle Eastern wars
@ZayanK3 жыл бұрын
Isonzo River PTSD intensifies
@riograndedosulball2483 жыл бұрын
@@alexjv1370 but... the first, third and sixth crusades worked
@siljeff27083 жыл бұрын
I love how how the people being burned at the stake have a blank expression!
@patrickiamonfire9653 жыл бұрын
They knew it would come to this so decided that’s life and didn’t give any satisfaction to their torturers.
@riograndedosulball2483 жыл бұрын
Jesus' "why tho?" face at Henry the VIII lmao
@JonatasAdoM3 жыл бұрын
@@patrickiamonfire965 I burned a tiny bit of my finger yesterday and the pain was there. Imagine burning at the stake and not caring.
@WaltherPPK9093 жыл бұрын
I'm going anyway!
@justanotherbaptistjew56593 жыл бұрын
@@JonatasAdoM Jan Hus sang hymns while being burned alive.
@staticshockk3 жыл бұрын
Kelly moneymaker and rob waterhouse living in james bissonet shadow every day 😭
@alexander10553 жыл бұрын
If Kelly was a Moneygiver and not a Moneymaker then maybe she would be mentioned first. And if Rob can't afford a Watermansion then he can't afford to outpledge James.
@ΆρωμαΜπλε3 жыл бұрын
@@alexander1055 can't disagree
@corneliuscapitalinus8453 жыл бұрын
Imagine caring about anyone other than Bisonette
@gideonmele15563 жыл бұрын
Pseudonyms for the same person... or organization
@ZechsMerquise733 жыл бұрын
@@corneliuscapitalinus845 James Bissonnette first, family second.
@spambot69593 жыл бұрын
Faster than the speed of a dying snail in the backyard
@MusaGaming3 жыл бұрын
i can assure you that hell a lot faster than me
@lteht69193 жыл бұрын
The "Do it for Her" got me in the feels
@Itachi9510003 жыл бұрын
Which the kingdom of France as effigy... Matches perfectly! lmao
@matthewgigs34563 жыл бұрын
WOW I don't even notice that 😂
@jessabell73643 жыл бұрын
I was trying to figure that sign out. Was trying to fit the little shapes (the crown, the Sputnik looking thing) into it.
@Perririri3 жыл бұрын
Normie
@ixlnxs3 жыл бұрын
@Stefan Berger Ah ok thx. I was stunned!
@EndOfSmallSanctuary973 жыл бұрын
Hilariously, when General Allenby entered Jerusalem in 1917 he apparently proclaimed himself as a modern crusader come to retake an ancient Christian city. When the British government heard about this they were furious because it offended Britain's millions of Muslim subjects, and Allenby was forced to publicly apologise.
@basedstreamingatcozy-dot-t71262 жыл бұрын
so britain was cucked even back then
@SweetTeaConnoisseur2 жыл бұрын
Modern Crusader? STAND UP JOIN US MODERN CRUSADERS ALIVE ("Modern Crusaders" is an Enigma song that appears in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.)
@jesucristobostero3287 Жыл бұрын
Modern england is a shameful existence for ancient medieval crusader england
@billbadson7598 Жыл бұрын
_”When the British government heard about this they were furious because it offended Britain's millions of Muslim subjects, and Allenby was forced to publicly apologise.”_ How did Britain’s millions of Muslim subjects feel a few decades later when they turned the whole place over to an explicitly jewish ethnostate? Did they apologize again?
@midothunderstorm7738 Жыл бұрын
@@billbadson7598 Apparently no, because the British themselves were hit by the very same thing they created.
@number1kenyan3 жыл бұрын
1:41 I like how displeased Jesus looks as Henry makes his own church. They might just be boxes +clothes, limbs and faces but their expressions are still funny lmao.
@neonyzr3 жыл бұрын
minceraft
@number1kenyan3 жыл бұрын
@@neonyzr Roblox
@idkuwutdou81553 жыл бұрын
@@number1kenyan And thus, the crusade begins
@toshomni94783 жыл бұрын
Interestingly the Crusader states actually endured for hundreds of years so it's more like the Crusades had huge success at first before gradually declining for a variety of reasons.
@mmaa51092 жыл бұрын
Not really; they succeeded because the Middle East was in a dreadful turmoil, and then the Mongols arrival bought some significant extra time there.
@AlexanderRM10002 жыл бұрын
They tried like 4-5 more crusades after the 4th one was the last one that managed to take any territory even temporarily (and that one destroyed the Byzantine Empire instead of fighting Muslims) The real reason they stopped going to the Holy Land to fight though was because the Ottomans invaded the Balkans and they started organizing leagues against them much closer to home.
@mmaa51092 жыл бұрын
@@Tzimiskes3506 actually, it's very precise
@luisaymerich96752 жыл бұрын
The crusaders were successful in Spain, Malta, and Lepanto.
@duhman36492 жыл бұрын
@@mmaa5109 That's only one of the reasons, The Crusaders during the first crusade were actually very disadvantaged when you think about it. The main reason the First Crusade was successful was because believe or not they were genuinely determined to take the Holy Land and rid themselves of all their sins, which the Pope promised to all participants in the Crusade, and because the crusader generals were brilliant strategists. Bohemond of Taranto for example managed to defeat Ridwan of Aleppo at the battle of the Iron Gate despite being outnumbered 12:1.
@SamAronow3 жыл бұрын
0:48 the more complicated reasons: - Egypt was on the upswing and Europe was out of money - Nobody liked the Lusignans - The mercantile and political powers had no more reason for fighting since Egypt and the Crusaders had established freedom of movement in order to fight the Mongols - The Pope was more interested in feuding with the Holy Roman Emperor
@hmmm32102 жыл бұрын
@@Bondyespeaks that's like saying Norman England isn't England lol. The Mamluks operated from Egypt and were very much an Egyptian state. Just like the Albanian Muhammad Ali dynasty was still Egypt.
@THE_APK203 ай бұрын
@@hmmm3210mamulucks started in Saudi Arabia/ Yemen territory as they well rebel against ayyubid sultan
@jaredgaston33053 жыл бұрын
How is no one talking about the “Do it for her” sign?😂😂
@penguin_lich3 жыл бұрын
YESSS the simpsons reference killed me at 1:04
@robbieflores77123 жыл бұрын
That's why I love this channel 🤣
@RyanLucroy3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment 😂😂
@nicocola2843 жыл бұрын
Keepcup i know
@wilhelmbittrich883 жыл бұрын
Literally laughed out loud when I saw that
@wariodude1283 жыл бұрын
Ah, that death thud sound never gets old. For some reason, whenever I hear it, I smile.
@ianlang99253 жыл бұрын
Love the Simpsons reference you slipped in at 1:04
@arandomyoutubeaccount31663 жыл бұрын
I don't get it.
@ianlang99253 жыл бұрын
Google "do it for her"
@AshPrimeDCFC3 жыл бұрын
@@arandomyoutubeaccount3166 but what about the reference?
@Dystopia11113 жыл бұрын
Edasurc eht nioj!
@AshPrimeDCFC3 жыл бұрын
@Jon Willig you misunderstood my comment/joke. :D
@Dr-Weird3 жыл бұрын
HM: Why did the crusades stop? Crusader Kings 1,2,3: *Am I a game to you?*
@tassfurkann3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@davewhite1153 жыл бұрын
@@tassfurkann and good ones at that
@vincentiu-nicolaeleata44693 жыл бұрын
They still care about us
@son_of_the_heavymetal11423 жыл бұрын
Probably HM is too busy to crusade because he's doing "Sweet home Middle Ages"
@slugmanantonio3 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for this.
@ayylmaoo70713 жыл бұрын
I cannot even express how full of happiness i am when HM uploads a new video.
@johantolli3723 жыл бұрын
I just wanna say i really enjoy these short history lessons. Well done!
@TheFriendlyCorgi3 жыл бұрын
As a side note: 4-5 crusades were called to bohemia by the popes, (called the husseite wars), kept failing resulting in a decline of fervor for crusading against heretical movements. I'll probably make a video on the topic myself after I'm finished writing about it.
@Barcaplsfkinwin3 жыл бұрын
It's been 8 months, where is that video?
@Biiiiitnfish3 жыл бұрын
@@Barcaplsfkinwin We who liked this, 8 months ago remain waiting... Good thing i didnt hold my breath.
@davidduchesne84213 жыл бұрын
doo it
@mario03182 жыл бұрын
Guys, contain yourselves please. The dog said "probably make a video". That should have been enough to avoid this debacle. Alas, it's been 10 months now, dogmanfriend. Where are the moving pictures? Does corgi wanna play? Corgi wanna fetch? Yeah? Come on then, bud! Go fetch the video! Who's a good boy! Go fetch it!
@jeremywilliams51072 жыл бұрын
Always best to write it first 😀 There has to be a reference at the end to "defenestration" and it's tricky to get the concept over. Give the guy/gal a break.
@tinman1234567893 жыл бұрын
Me: I really need to get all my work assignments taken care. KZbin Alerts: NEW HISTORY MATTERS VIDEO!!! Me: Work who?
@acanadiancapitalist21073 жыл бұрын
Lol
@gabrielsim63403 жыл бұрын
*What work?
@zeinmaslida3 жыл бұрын
Right? I was doing my school assignments when this popped up, and I couldn't resist but to click on the video
@CatholicWeeb3 жыл бұрын
It's been 3 Minutes & video finished: a.) Watch another video b.) Finish Work c.) Contemplate while doing neither d.) Stare into space
@tinman1234567893 жыл бұрын
@@CatholicWeeb Watch another History Matters video is the only answer 😂
@DBlockSquadron3 жыл бұрын
0:13 "its entirely personal" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@omnitroph15013 жыл бұрын
If religious conflict counts as personal, I guess.
@owenjames85758 ай бұрын
@@omnitroph1501they do
@AshPrimeDCFC3 жыл бұрын
The "Do it for her" reference was a very nice touch!
@onlinegladiator58883 жыл бұрын
When people in Europe don’t know what to protest about 0:04
@SirBolsón4 ай бұрын
Accurate even now...
@kellymoneymaker39223 жыл бұрын
I truly look forward to these videos. ❤️ Thank you, History Matters, for all the research, energy and time you devote to these wonderfully informative, yet thoroughly entertaining videos. Cheers🥂
@seanfitzgerald48043 жыл бұрын
You should do a video about the Worlds or Europes reaction to the English and Scottish Act of Union
@Admiral45-103 жыл бұрын
Or Polish-Lithuanian Lublin Union of 1569
@TSmith-yy3cc3 жыл бұрын
French: "Friendship ended with Scotland." "Friendship started with..." "Fuck."
@Le0n763 жыл бұрын
I guess they didn`t really care maybe France but in general Scottland was more a problem for England than important for Europe
@mg43613 жыл бұрын
@@TSmith-yy3cc not really. By that time Scotland and England had been in personal union and had a shared foreign policy for centuries. The Act of Union only formalized that fact. I guess the world kind of just took notice and had to adapt to the new nomenclature, like when Swaziland became Eswatini.
@jesseberg32713 жыл бұрын
It was probably mostly either polite attempts not to laugh at the name, or in France's case, impolite laughter with no restraint at all.
@Chris14_3 жыл бұрын
This channel better have 1 mil by the end of 2021 its really underrated
@Chris14_3 жыл бұрын
@@ArabianCrescent happens to me too often. I just watch channels to the point I assume I already subscribed
@Chris14_3 жыл бұрын
@@ArabianCrescent oh I forgot about that
@scotandiamapping45493 жыл бұрын
Nearly there
@nothingtoseeheremovealong5983 жыл бұрын
seems pretty realistic
@Isdeka023 жыл бұрын
The fastest click on the West
@andrefarfan43723 жыл бұрын
First
@acanadiancapitalist21073 жыл бұрын
@@andrefarfan4372 no one cares
@MatijaCG3 жыл бұрын
@@andrefarfan4372 Grade?
@Robert-tu7jl3 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@klm94403 жыл бұрын
YEEEHAW
@miguelrodriguezcimino16743 жыл бұрын
I feel there was a missed opportunity for a joke involving Cervantes' hand at the battle of Lepanto
@guidolensen16293 жыл бұрын
I love these video’s. It happens often that I see the question in your thumbnail and immediately think “damn.. that’s a really good question. I want to know the answer NOW!” How do you come up with all these questions?
@kenjifujimori27933 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite youtube channel at all it's telling history easily
@ervandrafadhlil4033 жыл бұрын
@MALEK001 001 oversimplified rarely upload but when he does its the best day
@Hand-in-Shot_Productions2 жыл бұрын
It's one of my favorites as well!
@bobbycrenshaw51673 жыл бұрын
You are one of my favorite KZbin Channels. Look forward to each new one posted. Keep up the great work.👍
@kerberospresents28623 жыл бұрын
Whenever I see an upload from History Matters, I have a sudden urge to run through a field of flowers.
@Ruosteinenknight3 жыл бұрын
01:34 This actually happened to King Richard, who was considered THE crusader king. His own brother, prince John tried to overthrow the regent appointed by Richard to rule instead. Yes, he's that John, from Robin Hood: also called John Lackland, because he wasn't expected to inherit anything. Fun fact: Magna Carta exist because of him, though not because he was forward thinking monarch. No, he was so utterly bad at being king(he kept feuding with nobles and pope and losing english posession in france) that both nobles and commoners alike thought it's high time to have some protections against possibility of his kind of screw up taking the throne again. To this day, not another english king has taken name John.
@AndrasMihalyi2 жыл бұрын
And since then the english slang for toilets is "john" 😀
@MsLogjam2 жыл бұрын
No Ethelwulfs or Ethelreds either. They should bring back some of those old Saxon names.
@the_tactician98582 жыл бұрын
Also, while Magna Carta was the first instance of what would later become a constitutional monarchy, the charter itself was very aristocratic in nature, as the barons all realised that they could get buck out of this inexperienced and hated king, so they twisted John's hand into signing a document that basically guaranteed wealth, power and influence for the nobility, as well as some rights for commoners to sweeten the deal (although these had little importance for the following centuries). This power for the nobility proved to be both a boon for the nation, as England could call upon a big number of skilled commanders in wars to come, and a curse, as the power of noble families allowed the Rose Wars to ignite so heavily. However, Magna Carta did prove to be a source of inspiration for both the Bill of Rights (cementing the British constitutional monarchy) and the American Declaration of Independence, as both documents used the MC as a legitimisation for their decision to reduce British royal power.
@akechijubeimitsuhide Жыл бұрын
John just seems unlucky. France had 2 Johns, one died when he was a few days old (totally definitely not from poison) and the other was a total failure.
@kauffner3 жыл бұрын
When the Crusaders lost Acre in 1291, many considered this to be God's judgement against the whole crusading project. The Templars were dissolved in 1307. If you still wanted to crusade after that, you could join the Knights of Malta. Napoleon took Malta in 1798 and brought crusading to end.
@Practitioner_of_Diogenes Жыл бұрын
While the Templars were dissolved and hunted down, one country wasn't a fan of that... The group is no longer called the Templars or anything of that nature (and no, I'm not referring Assassin's Creed here), and is currently named "Military Order of Christ".
@kets44433 ай бұрын
Napoleon didn't "end Crusading" or it's orders, not only do some of them still exist in different forms but really "crusading" of an actual religious nature stopped at least 100, if not 300 years earlier
@dejanvujicic76683 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favourite history chanell,cuz it is just so consistant and fun. Thank you sir for unlimited knowledge!
@mochalo49123 жыл бұрын
Well , when the british took jerusalem , one major oficer anounced that " Now the crusade wars are finally over "
@DM-dy9bq3 жыл бұрын
Then the brits gave them to jews Jews : ✌️
@fuseydunae3973 жыл бұрын
@@DM-dy9bq they gave 50% to jews and 50% to palestinians...
@DM-dy9bq3 жыл бұрын
@@fuseydunae397 thats not the point here
@notyeet86833 жыл бұрын
The biggest mistake they did was splitting the land batween the Jews and Muslims they should just make one nation 2 religion
@fuseydunae3973 жыл бұрын
@@notyeet8683 soo true.
@general_jacob32273 жыл бұрын
I just finished learning about this in my history class like a month ago. Edit:Thank you for all these like. It means a lot
@tommyreusse38583 жыл бұрын
lol in a zoom meeting?
@general_jacob32273 жыл бұрын
@@tommyreusse3858 no in really school
@gunner38ED3 жыл бұрын
The first 3 parts were good but then it got repetitive and they tried to add some flavour by attacking the Byzantine Empire and the Lithuanians. People simply got bored of producers trying to save an old show betraying their fanbase and the Crusades were cancelled. Their new spinoff, american native conversion was pretty successful but short.
@vladprus40193 жыл бұрын
The 4th installment was especially convoluted with creators circumnavigating basically everything in order to make main conflict somehow happen with a lot of sudden changes of plans of many characters.
@markb19353 жыл бұрын
Thanking the Patrons at the end is the best 😂 I love it ❤️
@nathanielflorendo51903 жыл бұрын
Always a pleasure hearing History Matters mentioning James Bissonette on the special thanks part.
@mighty_99d563 жыл бұрын
Thanks for featuring me :)
@jamesbissonette80023 жыл бұрын
...me too.
@bjk03_623 жыл бұрын
Never stopped crusading to Jerusalem so quickly
@hospitallercross11553 жыл бұрын
Are u Turkic? I can see it by ur name
@bjk03_623 жыл бұрын
@@hospitallercross1155 yeah, it obviously just Was a joke tho
@breakerdawn84293 жыл бұрын
Dang, imagine a crusade during WW1 lead by the British, seem would be a good alternate history novel.
@Crashed1319633 жыл бұрын
Europe did dismantle the Ottoman Empire after WW1, was that considered a crusade?
@breakerdawn84293 жыл бұрын
@@Crashed131963 Not really since it was more for national interest than any religious beliefs.
@jaytheman92713 жыл бұрын
I'm not a history geek (which is why I need this channel), and you can only squeeze in so much in so short a time, but in Australia WWI was advertised, at least to some people, as the final crusade. The Anzacs talked of "Constantinople" and not "Istanbul". I can to an extent imagine people being shamed by some religious leaders and therefore trying to sideline peace-loving Christian religious leaders as irrelevant by framing the war in secular interests. Or perhaps as a way to justify religious fanaticism - "I'm doing it (or rather - pretending to do it) for non-religious reasons."
@jeannebouwman19702 жыл бұрын
Istanbul was still constantinople back then, the name change came with the founding of Turkiye
@mrbisshie2 жыл бұрын
Constantinople still had its old name. And the UK cared more about their colonies and money than religion and converting people. If the UK actually got Constantinople after WW1, they would have just turned it into a colony, similar to Egypt and the middle east. The UK didn't care what religion you were, you were just their property, lol.
@desichalkos56272 жыл бұрын
@@jeannebouwman1970 Turkey*
@plumebrise4801 Жыл бұрын
@@jeannebouwman1970 Turkey*
@AlexS-oj8qf3 жыл бұрын
I believe the Collapse of Byzantium is the main reason, because the frontier moved from Asia Minor to Hungary so why fight a war in lands so far behind the enemy's line when there's literally Hungary and Mediterannean to protect?
@senadneslan15633 жыл бұрын
what happened when the Hungarians waged a crusade with Bosnia ... heheheh
@edmerc9210 ай бұрын
It didn't collapse until the 15th century though. The last Crusade to the Holy Land ended in 1270.
@volbound17003 жыл бұрын
You forgot that one of the primary reasons for the Crusades was to stop violence at home. Catholic Church kept wanting to stop violence in Europe so they made a ton of Holidays but that didn't work. Then they decided to just call the armies up to go fight someone else once they got the request from help from the Byzantines.
@kurt43202 жыл бұрын
This is true. The Crusades caused the greatest decline in violence in the history of Europe. Before the Crusades, European duchies and baronies were at constant warfare with each other because armies were paid by plunder. The Church taught the Just War Theory saying war had to be for a just cause, not just plunder. The Crusades created the idea of a standing army, paid a salary. The Crusaders also invented banking so that persons were not robbed when travelling, another cause of the decrease in violence.
@alanpennie Жыл бұрын
"Go and cause trouble somewhere else" energy.
@Harold-Hardrada3 жыл бұрын
I can't help but feel the discovery of the "New world" also played a part
@stevenglowacki85763 жыл бұрын
Well, the discovery of the New World was driven in part by the Spanish finally deciding to give money to Columbus now that Span had finished conquering Grenada and were looking for something else to spend money on. This was alluded to in the video.
@robertrichard61073 жыл бұрын
@@stevenglowacki8576 The invasion of Turtle Island was still down the road, he probably didn't want to cause a fuss saying 'The Inquisition' going on then.
@snuggery64863 жыл бұрын
Great start to the day seeing a new video
@johnmichaelreyes25873 жыл бұрын
Before I open the vid I wanna say I'm really excited when I saw you did a video on this! Thank you ^^
@TheRewasder973 жыл бұрын
The brits: *finally make Lionheart proud* Also the brits: *instantly say that isn't their intention, half ruining a potential "better late than never" meme*
@مالكالقطيف3 жыл бұрын
2:34 for the british that is right... They saw the crusades as a silly idea, BUT for the french the story is different : when the french general goro first controlled Damascus the first thing he have done is entering the grave of saladin and saying : you thought that you kicked us out but now we have returned... The french were troops with the weapons of 20 century but with the idiology of the 10 century 🙄
@murphyx2173 жыл бұрын
This is a 3 minutes videos, and It has so much information. This is awesome.
@oliversherman2414 Жыл бұрын
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
@joz66833 жыл бұрын
Thanks once again for a great video short, humours and informative well done...
@stevenchoza63913 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early, James Bissonette wasn’t a thing yet.
@KonigHoff3 жыл бұрын
Impossible, James Bissonette is omnipresent
@Cjnw3 жыл бұрын
@@KonigHoff James Bissonette Hu-Akbar
@alexs67463 жыл бұрын
I love how all the characters have the same expression It’s all “I don’t want to be here but I don’t have much of a choice”
@tritium19983 жыл бұрын
The 13th Century before the Fall of Acre (1291) was also when the Mongol Empire linked up with Europe through the Silk Road.
@nitroglitch453 жыл бұрын
I love the Simpson's reference 1:04
@karunyaasribashyam14653 жыл бұрын
Your videos are becoming more humourous day by day
@ilxstrado67783 жыл бұрын
A wild "new running through the flowers animation" appeared
@heliosapollyon43913 жыл бұрын
" it's entirely personal" !!!! That is classic!😁
@FutureMatrioshkaBrain3 жыл бұрын
"Do you know what the definition of insanity is? Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result" - Vass to the Crusaders
@noon86813 жыл бұрын
Love your channel mate
@hailmaryrecordings82553 жыл бұрын
Great work here. I’m binging. ✊🏻
@orsolyafekete74853 жыл бұрын
2:26 It would have been funny though if the British had retroactively declared WW1 a Crusade :P
@ProjectEkerTest333 жыл бұрын
The first and only Anglican crusade. It's like a Catholic crusade but with more tea and queuing.
@FPSGamer483 жыл бұрын
Love every one of your videos. Suggestion: Why does Brunei exist? I’ve always wondered why it wasn’t just conquered by the Dutch like the rest of Borneo
@irfaalwan35903 жыл бұрын
Dutch?
@MasonGreenWeed2 жыл бұрын
Because Britbong conquer them first
@ramenorwhatever Жыл бұрын
We should have that
@thewallachianvoivode84763 жыл бұрын
Because most of them failed excluding those in Iberia and also Europe was in a much weaker position after the end of the black death and preferred to concentrate more on its own inner problems оr holding the ottoman expansion rather than expanding its influence outside the mainland up to the discovery of America when western powers started to be more interested about expanding their influence in the newly discovered lands and at that point, crusading started to be seen as something from the past.
@henrycarpenter57332 жыл бұрын
That's a very long sentence!
@pjq4202 жыл бұрын
You're one hilarious guy for saying he's an Islamic apologetic which we doesn't even considered anything about him to be qualified as one
@Jimmyhoffa_12343 ай бұрын
Excellent Video.
@civi4ever4603 жыл бұрын
Would be really interesting to know about world's reaction to British conquest of Jerusalem
@robertrichard61073 жыл бұрын
Weren't the Brits on their last leg and Balfour offered it to the Zionists if they'd bring U.S. into WWI?
@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam79863 жыл бұрын
1:05 that Simpsons bit brought back a lot of memories. 😢 Mostly from when the simpsons was good.
@DarkMatterX13 жыл бұрын
So the 90s then?
@KalinkaValletta3 жыл бұрын
The Knights of Malta disagree with the map at 2:00 (see the Great Siege of 1565)...
@zanthe15 ай бұрын
As a Maltese person thank you I was just about to comment about it myself
@TheIestynrhys3 жыл бұрын
Will there be any more of those 10 minute documentaries? I really enjoyed those
@Doogie2K3 Жыл бұрын
No, he said in a Q&A some years ago now that they took too much work for the risk of demonetization, since history channels often deal with sensitive subjects that can get them smacked arbitrarily. Even if it's just a cartoon Hitler looking angry.
@TheIestynrhys Жыл бұрын
@@Doogie2K3 a damn that's a shame, I used these videos for my history lessons
@TheDeuced13 жыл бұрын
Fun anecdote about the secular conquest of jerusalem by the brits, when the french general entered damascus around the same time he did see it as a final victory of the Crusaders and paid a visit to Saladin's tomb there.
@ihavenojawandimustscream46813 жыл бұрын
Understandable really,France must've gotten butthurt considering their epic loss in the final crusade
@CaptainDecimus2 жыл бұрын
Possibly just a legend, but I love this story. The general was said to be Henri Gouraud. “Following the Battle of Maysalun, Gouraud went to the Tomb of Saladin, kicked it, and said: Awake, Saladin. We have returned. My presence here consecrates the victory of the Cross over the Crescent."
@leok8882 жыл бұрын
It would be interesting to see a video about Saladin.
@minjajovanovic65013 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: During the mid 14th century, Serbian emperor, asked for cruside against Ottomans, but the pope refused.
@angryferb10793 жыл бұрын
I'm playing Crusader Kings 3 as I watch this. Lol
@noblenaveragemanointernet25823 жыл бұрын
Me too !
@iihamed7113 жыл бұрын
is it good?
@angryferb10793 жыл бұрын
@@iihamed711 I love it, it's tricky and challenging at first but it has become one of my favorite games.
@mahdimehdi4453 жыл бұрын
bruh ,i hate when the Umayyad of cordoba got devided after the death of muhammad I
@SgtPeppersLonelyhearts2 жыл бұрын
A jazz musician named Teri Pall invented a version of the cordless phone in 1965 but could not market her invention, as its 2-mile (3.2 km) Range caused its radio signals to interfere with aircraft communications. In 1968, she sold her rights to the cordless phone to a manufacturer who modified it for practical use.
@danielgrech96443 жыл бұрын
At 2:09 Malta is shaded brown to signify being part of the Ottoman Empire. Malta was never conquered by the Ottomans.
@windingsarcasm90463 жыл бұрын
Muslims and Pagans: * Exist * The Pope: * And I took that personally.... *
@robertrichard61073 жыл бұрын
I see the Catechism and Capitalism connection better.
@GAMER123GAMING2 ай бұрын
@@robertrichard6107 ?
@morsecode9803 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: there could have been a tenth crusade initiated against the Ottoman Empire by Pope Pius II and Thomas Palaiologos (brother of the last Byzantine Emperor) in the 1460’s following the fall of Constantinople. Several Christian countries in Europe were on board with it. However, Pius II died and his death pretty much fizzled out any wanting to do a crusade, even though the armies were literally gathered and ready
@najehfamily61573 жыл бұрын
2:31 i didn't know you could write in arabic but you nailed it except for the vowel move on every letter if you were to do it on one otherwise you would have done it perfectly
@williamking67873 жыл бұрын
Gotta love an old timey British gentleman with a "how silly" sign
@Strublon3 жыл бұрын
1:04 I absolutely love that reference!
@vipshnu3 жыл бұрын
Luther just prancing away. I love it.
@victorconway4443 жыл бұрын
Protestantism is also interesting in the context of this video considering that the Ottomans actually provided safe haven and support to Calvinists and Lutherans during the Reformation. The Turkish sultans were more than happy to help the Christian world self-cannibalize so as to weaken the Holy Alliance. They offered money, troops, and even military alliances to various German princes, the Dutch revolts, and even England against the catholic emperor Charles V. Martin Luther himself complimented the Turks as "the rod of God's wrath for Europe's sins." Some historians (like M.E. Sharpe) argue that the Muslim patronage to the Reformation was the main reason Lutheranism was able to survive Catholic persecution unlike previous heresies, long enough for the HRE to concede the Treaty of Augsburg to the protestant princes. Some take it a step further and draw theological connections between Protestant Christianity and Sunni Islam. Particularly their common views on Icons, scripture, marriage, the clergy, etc.
@Numba0033 жыл бұрын
2:12 Guess we’ll die. *Immediately dies* 😂 Peak humor as always. Stay well out there everybody, and God bless you friends.😊
@meanwhileinthemindofagoril13433 жыл бұрын
0:51 "they did many crusades, some of which almost didn't fail"
@georgeheld19013 жыл бұрын
2:31 apparently the French general in charge of conquering Syria spat on Saladin’s tomb, claiming that “my victory has permanently consecrated the cross over the crescent”
@mahdimehdi4453 жыл бұрын
even at that time in france no one was giving fuck about christianity
@georgeheld19013 жыл бұрын
@@mahdimehdi445 yeah I know he was just showboating (this was right after WW1)
@mahdimehdi4453 жыл бұрын
@@georgeheld1901 After the french revolution ,christianity was declining ,even the christians weren't acting as christians
@georgeheld19013 жыл бұрын
@@mahdimehdi445 I’m not trying to argue with you about the religiosity of the French in the early 20th century, I’m was just saying what he said
@mahdimehdi4453 жыл бұрын
@@georgeheld1901 i m not trying to argue too ,i just said it ,maybe you don't know ,just to inform
@Pro39-thesigma5 ай бұрын
In the map of 2:07, Malta was actually an extremely important catholic base against the Ottomans as it was under the Knights of Saint John who continued the Corso against muslim powers until 1798 when napoloen kicked the Order out
@lightninghoodie94083 жыл бұрын
Day 5 of commenting under History Matters, and asking for them to make a video on both Sudanese civil wars.
@Protostarofficial3 жыл бұрын
Im Bernie Sanders and i approve this message
@lightninghoodie94083 жыл бұрын
@@Protostarofficial Thanks Bernie Sanders!
@emrmmtmhmt73153 жыл бұрын
there are really so much conflict u can make videos about in africa
@Dave_Sisson3 жыл бұрын
War in Sudan? What a Mahdi idea. :)
@Perririri3 жыл бұрын
Normie
@crusader76593 жыл бұрын
They're not over, we've just been on vacation for the last few hundred years, but don't worry. The next crusade will be released before the end of the decade.
@miguelangelhernandezsolis78493 жыл бұрын
I bet not Christianity has lost a lot of his former power
@iplyrunescape3053 жыл бұрын
Greeks still want Constantinople back, so for sure the energy for a crusade still lives.
@miguelangelhernandezsolis78493 жыл бұрын
@@iplyrunescape305 that will be more of a political move not Christian
@iplyrunescape3053 жыл бұрын
@@miguelangelhernandezsolis7849 Uh no, it's Christian. Constantinople was the center of Christianity for hundreds of years up until it fell.
@AndreLuiz-sv5me3 жыл бұрын
@@miguelangelhernandezsolis7849 It lost it's power in Europe, but in Africa, for example, Christianity is growing.
@fredrikengstrom21072 жыл бұрын
Crusades in the Levant also failed cause European nobles recognized that Jerusalem had no strategic value what wo ever, but very difficult to capture and even more difficult to hold. It was understood that Egypt was the real problem since all the power and economy came from that incredibly wealthy region, so in order to capture and holding Jerusalem, Egypt must be siezed from the Muslims first. This became a major problem for the European nobles and the pope cause it was extremely difficult trying to convince the people to join a crusade that wasn't directed towards Jerusalem. A crusade was eventually launched (can't remember which number) but alas far too few showed up and it was quickly abandoned.
@lisakassandra42223 жыл бұрын
Visually this vid was outstanding, yo!
@ldlq8042 жыл бұрын
In Spain the nationals often called the civil war "the crusade"
@ihavenojawandimustscream46812 жыл бұрын
Very ironic considering the nationalists have arabs fighting for them
@davidb31553 жыл бұрын
Not a single death flop or soon sign. My dissappointment is unmeasurable and my day is ruined. Edit: Nvm, I've been corrected. There is a death flop so my day is only "half" ruined.
@ThiagoSantos-ey7km3 жыл бұрын
What about 2:13 ?
@cdhilton71243 жыл бұрын
@@ThiagoSantos-ey7km 🧐🤯
@Gargasmello3 жыл бұрын
There was a death flop when he talked about the decline of the ottoman empire.
@mouadchaiabi3 жыл бұрын
0:21 Deus + Vult = "Muslims: ah shit, here we go again!"
@FAMUCHOLLY3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the excellent videos.
@oliversherman2414 Жыл бұрын
First crusade: *Fails* Pope: If at first you don't succeed, try again
@nightazday79883 жыл бұрын
imagine going to a crusader and tell them "good news Britain conquered Jerusalem bad news it was a secular conquest and they quickly gave it up"
@lukeshaul8202 жыл бұрын
The modern Middle East is a much different place than the Middle East of 550-800 years ago.