Why Do We Kiss?

[@_tomush_1898]

"An average human will spend 20,160 minutes kissing" Don't do that. Don't give me hope

[@Anticipation-]

Herpes is overrated anyways.

[@latipahmowlani7795]

Ok virgin (edit as of 9 months later: i'm a virgin to lol) (Edit 1 year: STOP REPLYING TO THIS, I DON'T EVEN KISS!!!!)

[@karla3153]

@@latipahmowlani7795 ok normie

[@jesussmith8788]

Abso 177 big facts

[@_tomush_1898]

@@coc8648 i changed it

[@bumpin9086]

‘the average human spends 20,560 minutes kissing’ I’ve got a lot of catching up to do.

[@its_just_me8135]

I'm a funny boy and you are not!!!! That’s what I was gonna say damn

[@dxshawn532]

@@its_just_me8135 just kidnap someone and kiss them till that time elapses then release them simple

[@lettuceman1999]

Nightengale Thief please tell me you’re joking

[@its_just_me8135]

Can someone elaborate I do not remember this comment?

[@its_just_me8135]

ii_Axeron -IA or understand it

[@X.F.P.]

this went from kissing to knowing if someone's behind you

[@mitskilover_jenna]

then to how uncertainty leads to attachment

[@X.F.P.]

@@mitskilover_jenna yeah

[@SupremeDP]

Your pfp makes this comment even better.

[@AceroCarbono]

@@SupremeDP SO TRUE

[@rainy_days2316]

some times thats what happens after a kiss

[@sifnath1982]

I feel like he kissed his wife and went "hmmm, why DO we kiss?" like an episode of Sid the Science kid

[@Trolleo17]

real

[@cediciamartoungou2112]

Lol ur dead wrong for that bro 😂😂

[@violetsareblue9436]

LOLLL

[@Sparzinedan-jv8qw]

Ur right bro

[@JonatasCarneiro-jp1pp]

One of these days I asked myself why we laugh, so I started laughing, then I started laughing even more at my own laughter because it didn't make sense.

[@AzaratheFlea]

"So go out there and kiss someone today" I swear officer, that's what he told me to do.

[@keeryeltetty2901]

The joke is that its illegal to kiss a person without their permision on purpose

[@Jacob-pz4ku]

Spongebob SquarePants wait did anyone ask

[@emapastrana9540]

@@indy9381 r/cursedcomments

[@mothMOV]

I love that quote

[@meli___]

I swear I’m looking at this comment while it says 911

[@TheFlyfly]

im sad that people like me exist to drag down the average kissing time

[@varun_4125]

Lol, Include me too

[@shubhsoni2893]

but what is down?

[@uselesschannel9830]

Same :/

[@uselesschannel9830]

@@shubhsoni2893 lol that other vsauce vid

[@Dumpster_Fire_246]

68nd like so whoever is 69st like must thank me

[@tracyhouser4100]

One thing I love about Vsauce is it gives us a glimpse into the rabbit hole and an opportunity to get a feel of just how deep it goes. Michael kind of waves you over to the edge and asks, "You wanna see somethin cool?" and has you lean over and peer down, deep into some abyssal well of knowledge and right as you start getting vertigo, he grabs you by the back of your shirt, pulls you back to safety and says, "Ain't that some shit?"

[@riskitforthetriscuitt2548]

That is exactly it

[@thestrivingone2367]

Well said

[@Hailee104]

Tracy Houser this should be the top comment holy shit. So accurate

[@amarismorgan195]

True fax

[@eonswan]

Tracy Houser This has to be one of my favorite comments ever damn

[@sprout8426]

the uncertainty thing to me feels like, the first group of puppies thought "im going to get loved every time i approach them anyway, so i dont need to try so hard", the second group thinking "im going to be punished no matter what i do so there's no point in trying" but the third group thought "sometimes i get loved, so i should try getting more attached in hopes i will get loved more" it sounds quite sad actually

[@Yeasfu]

But it all makes sense anyway

[@a_imb]

In my opinion the first group had a form of attachmant which corresponds more to true/healthy love, while the 3rd group had a form of attachment which corresponds to the way toxic "love" works/ how toxic people make you "fall in love" when in reality they're only making you feel attached =addicted (love bombing) ->dependant (your selfconfidence relies on their opion) ->attached (uncertainity= not being confident with yourself enough + relying on smbd to make you feel accepted + but them not doing it consistantly) -> the uncertainty makes the relationship like a roller coaster of emotions = mix of addicting hormones } making you attached to the mix of hormones when you think of/see/etc... the toxic person }} all of that summarised: Toxic relationship is build upon attachment through uncertainty While true love is build upon the ability to trust the person

[@adringtm]

@@a_imb This.

[@LogifyYT]

"Kissing burns 2-3 calories per minute" *Is that why im overweight?*

[@isaacmeraz8095]

Let’s lose weight together

[@italyisntreal]

@@isaacmeraz8095 HA GAYYYY

[@isaacmeraz8095]

@@italyisntreal don’t worry, you will be starting your fitness journey too

[@italyisntreal]

@@isaacmeraz8095 I- Do you have to hurt me?

[@sta68]

Or you're just American

[@rorysnow7937]

"So go out there and kiss someone today" If only it were that simple

[@mariafoteini]

true

[@rexis91]

+Maria Kazazaki it is so much easier for a girl to kiss someone XD

[@mariafoteini]

ReXis Game That's not true at all xD

[@rexis91]

+Maria Kazazaki trust me it is . A girl can simply go to a guy and ask him for a kiss and he will probably do it. If a guy does it he will be called a freak probably hahaj

[@mariafoteini]

ReXis Game Well i am a girl and trust me it is not easy at all xD firstly its very awkward to go to a stranger and kiss them for no reason for both males and females.Secondly it depends on the appearance of the girl..aaaand thirdly still it would be very awkward and the girl would probably be called a freak for doing so It depends on the country you live in as well :p

[@yesno4480]

If kissing is healthy, then I’m fucking dying.

[@yashadityasehgal2305]

The profile picture matches so well

[@zoomiro1622]

lol

[@boing1oings]

I’m already dead bro I’m 16 years old haven’t touched lips with anyone in my life

[@ramenyoun501]

@@boing1oings I feel you dude, I'm dead haha

[@kikisakura8189]

@@boing1oings don't give up hope... you still have so much time!! (Also, nice name lmao)

[@sunset3198]

I love this guy’s enthusiasm it holds my attention. I wish a lot more teachers would deliver on this level

[@wasatchrange98]

Beginning: Kissing is neat End: Puppies with Stockholm syndrome

[@harish7749]

Lmao

[@tflees]

SPOILERRR

[@akshaysodhi_1044]

SPOILER!

[@eastjavaID]

Watch the vidio first! Before go to coment section...

[@hushpuppytwix9572]

@Afri An tellem

[@foxoxo4782]

if school teachers had the same enthusiasm, passion, and spontaneity as Michael, we'd all have masters degrees by now.

[@finnvankoutrik7131]

No he mostly talks bullshit

[@feel5930]

@@finnvankoutrik7131 like how can you be So sure about it? How can you be sure he talks bullshit? Do you have anything to prove what you said?

[@georgesracingcar7701]

True, but not original

[@finnvankoutrik7131]

@@feel5930 i dont really care about this video but he has video named: how fast does dark travel. But dark is just matter where light isn’t being. So dark doesn’t travel on light travels. So that video is total bullshit, and i dont remember any other video but i do remember that it is very dumb. Just like himslef

[@remingtonbianchi9866]

@@finnvankoutrik7131 lol he quite literally explains in that video that darkness doesn’t actually have a speed because it isn’t a physical thing. You should watch the videos before you make yourself sound dumb.

[@gayflower900]

“Hey Michael, why do we kiss?” “Pac-Man and monkeys” “Oh okay”

[@wafflestoast5228]

Papa Shpee More like “somehow I understand”

[@ratiemand4529]

Papa Shpee 666th like

[@obviouslymatt6452]

Papa Shpee copied comment lmao

[@catssucksatsmash8017]

2,476th like

[@austindarling9595]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂👌

[@ÆSH379]

The fact that this was made in 2013, and is still as good as his videos are now, is astonishing.

[@VikaGoose]

wtf? I didn't know that it was made in 2013. I thought it was from new videos

[@dizzyk0ng]

@@VikaGooseomg me too

[@sandbrick]

Michael's wife: oh yes kiss me baby Michael : Why do we kiss? Michael's wife: forget it

[@cloud99955]

LMAO

[@lancevanceGTA]

*hey, do you wanna play with my toys?*

[@cloud99955]

@@lancevanceGTA I thought you died

[@BiggieSmokes187]

@@lancevanceGTA Lance Vance Dance

[@lancevanceGTA]

@@BiggieSmokes187 OHHHH MY DAWG WASSUP

[@bootiepuff4507]

I bet Michael was the shit at PowerPoint presentations in High School.

[@MrMaleasy]

+bootypuff Well, I think that's how it all startet...with a presentation about ketchup!

[@harrylonsdale3142]

I would very much like to like this comment, but the you tube app on my phone doesn't support it.

[@bootiepuff4507]

Your comment means more to me, harry lonsdale. Thank you, harry lonsdale. Thank you.

[@harrylonsdale3142]

bootypuff it's OK, it's OK. ...*blubbers*

[@habibahmed3191]

Yes. Yes he was.

[@Naniloveslife]

Basically this explains why people in toxic relationships have such strong feelings of love and attraction. It explains why it’s so hard for toxic couples to break up. The stress that their uncertain relationship brings is part of the equation that keeps the sparks alive for them 🤔

[@justdavid6678]

yea my guess too

[@mrtrollnator123]

On second thought, it kinda makes sense...

[@carnagekabuto6693]

Underrated comment

[@pixurumaa]

that hit veeeery deep

[@theinformedtoast3377]

Yo thats so interesting to think about, kudos to u

[@K.C.2009.]

Getting this in my recommendations 10yrs after it was uploaded feels GREAT!

[@Unkown_24]

For real XD

[@day0460]

11 yes fr😭😭

[@Sulib]

Yeah

[@UnseenIvy253]

I have kind of a weird story around this video lol. When it first came out seven years ago you could still send private messages on KZbin and I was a pretty shy teenager at 17 who had never kissed anyone or had a relationship. So I went down to the comments and saw someone who was also lamenting about the fact that they had never kissed anyone we both talked for a minute about how sad that was . At least in our awkward Teenage way lol. The guy I met ended up messaging me and we talked actually quite a bit through private messages and it was pretty obvious that we were trying to figure out if we liked each other. All of this of course wrapped around how neither of us had dated or ever kissed anyone before. And how no one ever particularly paid us any mind, him in particular stating how friend zoned he was. We actually shared a lot about each other in the short time that we talked and we got along really well. This was probably the first guy I had even had feelings for. Then when it came time to swap pictures I got his picture first and I sent mine later that day .....and he ghosted me xD I was heart broken about this for almost a year because to me I felt like That meant no one could ever love me because i was awkward and I probably ruined it. And since it happened after we shared pictures I figured I must have been ugly too. I had acne at the time and I was not confident with myself at all, so this completely shattered my self-esteem. I didn’t try to date again for such a long time after that. This is one of those weird memories that I carry with me because it defined me for a long time, It took years between that situation and now for me to Find out who I was and who I wanted to be. And I needed to do that before I found somebody who was worthwhile kissing. I’m not heartbroken anymore it’s become more of an amusing story that I think I’m from time to time. I found some people that were not so great, and others that brought me joy that I can’t honestly explain. I look back on it now as a part of my life that shows how far I’ve come from that sad teenager who didn’t know what she was looking for. And that honestly makes me so happy. I felt the need to share the story for all of you in the comments who are sad because you haven’t found that person that you want to kiss yet. But I promise you that the more you work on yourself, the more you try to be compassionate and kind you will find that person to kiss someday. When you start to establish yourself you will attract the people you need in your life to you. And when you do the fact that you had to wait so long will just make it all the sweeter. Hang in there things will work out 🖤

[@angelapinon452]

Mucho texto

[@Mauidabud]

im so sorry you went through that, thank you for sharing this story i guarantee it will lift someones spirit

[@shayamkumar8625]

Hi wwwww

[@eg.osorio]

@@angelapinon452 xD

[@eg.osorio]

I swear this is the longest comment I have and will ever read, but it was worth it :')

[@fireangel6038]

Every vsauce episode ever Start "What if x was to happen" End "are we even real?"

[@macyhay3523]

this is so true

[@MikeHuntDIMO]

check out his early videos

[@diyarmahmoudi4435]

He seems to be an idealist

[@heqrusteoffde739]

Why idealist? He do what he love

[@djolesmols]

*Top 5 things government doesnt want you to know*

[@danishkh4489]

Title: Why do we kiss? Video: Fear of getting stared is called Scopophobia.

[@franceslee8194]

I know right? What a waste of time....

[@sou_1108]

@@franceslee8194 ;-;

[@ihavenoidea2805]

@@franceslee8194 no, stop taking this comment the wrong way

[@franceslee8194]

@@ihavenoidea2805 that's how i felt

[@testedalexthegreat1759]

@@franceslee8194 Because you're an idiot, no offense, but it all came full circle and made sense in the end.

[@kaikai9122]

Title: “Why do we kiss?” *literally one minute into video “PACMANS SHAPE IS INSPIRED BY ONE SLICE MISSING FROM A PIZZA.”

[@aguasadonas8346]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLLL

[@ioftenarguewithidiots.3811]

@@idkanameforthis f off

[@GigaChad-tv7xl]

@I argue with baby eaters Have you... actually argued with baby eaters??

[@GigaChad-tv7xl]

@I argue with baby eaters well, okay then.....

[@silursmq5511]

1:20

[@narekatsyy]

Title: "Why do we kiss?" Michael: okay, let's talk about pacman

[@ashsucksatmc1933]

XD

[@lburg2044]

Narek Hakobyan I was reading this and then he started talking about pacman

[@slyntion6288]

@@lburg2044 Same

[@rayman8965]

I was listing to this and doing something else, and when he said pac man I thought the video changed

[@1..........................]

Say goodbye

[@contentfcs4356]

"Go out and kiss someone" "Instructions unclear. I got arrested"

[@consti-xe8cj]

why im the only comment

[@contentfcs4356]

@@consti-xe8cj I didn't even know this comment had likes

[@mcfluffycloud0981]

Ugh I know. I got arrested COUNTLESS times for just going up to a random person on the street and just throwing my face at them. So annoying 🙄

[@许侠客-f7o]

"Go out and kiss someone"？ The doctor in my community nearly knows me:）

[@HeizouShikanoin]

Yeah I hate it when that happens! I kissed someone out of the blue wnd they screamed & called the cops

[@Sarahmoll-q6y]

Bro was getting off topic 💀

[@lulumunchy13]

Fr...

[@ShobhitGarhwal]

is this his first time watching vsauce? Is he stupid?

[@AnthonyHVids]

Start of video: “Why do we kiss?” End of video: “Dogs are most attached to their owners with uncertainty”

[@CR7GOATofFootball]

Lol

[@reaganlindsey5193]

I was looking for this comment

[@gracedanepenthe]

Normal day in vsauce

[@shenshen0912]

@@reaganlindsey5193 +1

[@shivichauhan9199]

You missed the point..! The point was we kiss because we have uncertainty about choosing a partner. If we didn't we wouldn't do the *taste test* .

[@Chiken1]

"go out there and kiss someone today" mate I haven't even touched another person in like 5 years

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

I've still got you beat

[@scitris6474]

Girl ?

[@InitiateDee]

@@donodj613 And I'm proud I can say the same! Haha...ha.......ha

[@0000song0000]

@Sorry, i dont Get it same, but I am a girl... (no touching neither)😐

[@dennykamau]

sad

[@bignoob5798]

Why do we kiss Because babies can’t see that far

[@Mr_Cebula]

You made my day.

[@odst_0054]

Michael DESTROYS virgins with facts and numbers

[@BenTheSkipper]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@daltonkp]

I don't get it

[@apriljones7423]

@@daltonkp me either

[@mrmeeseeks2534]

“ go out and kiss someone today” Gets arrested

[@ch3rry_pi3.11]

thats enough internet today

[@skkkr5815]

This got off topic real fast

[@Adrienaline-Rushed-Art]

+joepro but he brought it right back. He's real good at that.

[@emmajanofsky]

Well you see, questions and answers to those questions lead us to more questions that might help us learn more about a certain topic whilst also getting a little bit off topic.

[@rybohm9829]

he answered the question and then went into more depth with comfort and love instincts

[@EDeeseLex1]

+joepro He went from kissing to a japanese character ロ

[@b0ss747]

Michael's videos always goes off topic and love tangents XD

[@Wackaz]

Crazy how Michael used to upload a video every week back in 2013, and they would always be absolute bangers that would still be watched, enjoyed, and appreciated today. Thank you, Vsauce - for everything.

[@kentmichaelgalang686]

why do we kiss? michael: mouth feeding michael: okay, let's keep talking about something else

[@nunyahbeezwax2271]

lmao.... exactly 😂😂😂😂

[@I_luv_cat3000]

1.7k likes and 1 comment well lemme make that 2

[@kimechii6518]

Now we are three

[@pushymaybe2847]

@Jude Carruthers-Tracey now a group of 5

[@rohanhalesh3971]

Grp of 6

[@BeaverOfDooom]

🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation: 00:00 💋 Introduction to Kissing - Introduces the concept of kissing and its significance. 00:25 🤔 The Peculiarity of Kissing - Reflects on the peculiar nature of kissing, touching on modern symbolism. 01:17 🍕 Evolutionary Link to Pac-Man and Kiss-Feeding - Connects Pac-Man's shape to kiss-feeding, exploring its historical practice. 02:11 👶 Kiss Feeding and Intimacy - Examines the historical significance of kiss-feeding and its link to mate selection. 03:57 👀 Human Sensitivity to Faces and Gaze - Explores human sensitivity to faces, emphasizing the evolutionary advantage. 06:40 🐒 Attachment and Controversial Experiments - Discusses Harlow's experiments, highlighting warmth's importance in attachment. 08:32 💔 The Paradox of Uncertainty and Attachment - Introduces the Polarity Principle and the impact of uncertainty on attachment. 10:41 🧠 Conquering Uncertainty for Better Decisions - Emphasizes turning uncertainty into knowledge for informed decision-making.

[@anonymoususer.3311]

hee needs to pin this

[@quattuorvigintupletritrigi8357]

It’s been years I don’t think so

[@quattuorvigintupletritrigi8357]

A decade

[@billymckay1367]

How has this been ten years yet it’s so good quality

[@ghost.ink.]

honestly the wire mother experiment just makes sense. one is warm and soft but does nothing, one is cold and hard and feeds and scares you. warm + soft = living being, cold + hard = synthetic being / non-organic being like a dead mother and a scary rock that sometimes has food

[@notchad2743]

Came for why we are kissing and left with an existential crisis

[@OtherPeople159]

"Why do we kiss?" Me being a hardcore single: first, when will i kiss?

[@muhammadsoleh4725]

Never JK

[@riyak.7393]

@@muhammadsoleh4725 no no, you right, you right

[@philjones7303]

@Diptangshu Gamer wow stfu

[@e1532]

@Diptangshu Gamer yeah brobably.

[@screamsinrussian5773]

@@philjones7303 rude

[@justiziabelle]

Okay, I get it, you're changing the topic in your videos often so that people are uncertain on what to expect thus growing more attached to you which then leads to higher subscriber numbers. Clever.^^

[@vedantlunia5453]

Rightly caught :D .... ingenious marketing strategy? lol

[@patrickkinnear8625]

but he answers it immediately. his tangents are content motivated, not income motivated. this channel is OG youtube.

[@amerahampton3516]

I lo of v

[@andyconsoli5116]

Bro just enjoy the knowledge

[@Meepesto]

Best comment on KZbin!

[@JusMichae1-b9f]

0:11 not me lol

[@Nico-kt1hq]

20160 minutes is 2 weeks straight. That's way too much. Something clearly went wrong when calculating that figure. That equates to ~2 seconds of kissing every hour for 70 years...

[@platyyt4963]

Michael: Your saliva shows who you are Me: *spits on a page and calls it autobiography

[@milkbread5036]

loool

[@jamestaylor5417]

Still a better read than Jake Paul’s autobiography.

[@arthurmorgan1960]

Lmfao

[@nyc.shyeee]

LMFAOOO

[@ddlegend]

Actually that works since it has dna and shit

[@sergeanthartman5103]

Why do we kiss? * Instantly goes to comments, expecting pure depression * Just what I wanted

[@nnh0776]

fr tho

[@fylthl]

It is to be expected right?

[@EduardoSalamanca1960]

LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!

[@kaif4572]

yea bro everyone is so 'depressed' and 'lonely' that im starting to think that they're exaggerating

[@takashimizutani1808]

Self depreciative humor has gotten so stale and repetitive nowadays istg man

[@thejudge1728]

"The average human spends 20,560 minutes kissing" Nice to know I'm saving a lot of time, then.

[@Figure000]

"Perspective is key" - Some wise man

[@aceman0000099]

It's not as much as you think. It's ½ an hour per month for 60 years.

[@aardvark1234]

Exactly fourteen days.

[@zecon990]

We men will always find excuses to make us happy 😉

[@sumitabhattacharjee2327]

@@aceman0000099 so it is a minute a day!

[@r.j.tacotacoespiritu4389]

Wait 11 years ago and I’m just seeing this now?

[@Rogther]

I´ve spent 0 minutes of my life kissing. Guess i´m not a regular human. Update(2019): I had a single kiss(around 10 seconds) and it was kinda forced by some friends and I didn't really like the girl. I don't even remember how it felt, so I'd say I'm in the same situation 😎 Update(11/22/2021): I got a girlfriend 8 months ago, so I finally did it guys, there's still hope for us UwU

[@grizel-ip4jw]

Rogther Same

[@WowieItsMeowie]

Rogther same LOL

[@tangerine3843]

Rogther same XD

[@Real1Gaming]

Up until just a few days ago, so was I. Life can be cruel.

[@nuralamansari9118]

how much you

[@roondarmurnig338]

3:53 When the music changes to this, you know the video just completely changed topic. 11:00 When the music changes to this, you know shit about to get deep.

[@thedarksavior560]

lol ..ikr

[@longstoryshortisurvived]

lol

[@liddolbee]

+Roondar Murnig omg ikr

[@guidogueta8995]

+Roondar Murnig I love the 11:00 because like you said the video is going deeeeeeeep

[@spectrelex3051]

13:45 when you hear this, you know the world is going to end

[@luisgutierrez3604]

“Go out and kiss someone” V-sauce must think his audience are pimps

[@CaptiaN747]

@@outlawscar3328 depends on where you live

[@a-10warthog51]

@@outlawscar3328 yeah not every one is good lookin

[@abhiprakash74999]

@@outlawscar3328 not everyone lives in liberal societies.

[@bleezecake]

Outlaw Scar i think that if i would look for someone 1 whole day, i still wouldn’t find that person lol

[@ezzeldinmohd6740]

@@outlawscar3328 in some places the odds are against you like 1 in 1 million

[@slmbnbrk]

Wrong question, "Why Don't We Kiss?" is the true one.

[@asususersupreme]

go outside and kiss someone today. easy said. outside is corona, snow storm, knee high snow, -10°C and no girls who like me.

[@frehesh.4386]

Kiss ur mom or ur nan or your someone else

[@blake.72503]

Aye you dropped this👑

[@kody649]

@@blake.72503 no he did not drop it. He clearly stated that no girls like him

[@andreivanced7197]

i think the latter is the real reason.

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

if no girl likes you then kiss your homies or a random guy, duh

[@maxwellj6652]

Video went from how kissing affects our brain to how it is natural to be more affectionate to a person who is manipulative. Vsause videos always a roller coaster of knowledge I’ll give you that.

[@yyeeozzz]

literally and then every vid is like 40 years old 😂😂😂

[@mariotheundying]

@@yyeeozzz people in 30 years gonna relate to this reply

[@devikamittal8798]

Pickup line: I heard kissing burns 2-3 calories per minute. Wanna exercise?

[@VegitaBleEater]

That's nisee

[@adityayv1873]

Damn this is clean imma use it on my crush Edit: idk why but I can’t see her profile anymore

[@anonymus-2005]

@@adityayv1873 Lmao

[@joannah4587]

@@adityayv1873 lmaooo

[@RandomGuy-oo3pr]

@@adityayv1873 Lol

[@QuackHaed]

If kissing burns calories then there is no wonder why I’m chubby 🗿🗿🗿💀💀💀

[@محمدالشيباني-د3ي]

Lol that was a good one 😂😂

[@cashewhobbiticus8644]

Harry Potter: *sees a girl* I should kiss her Vsauce: She is not hungry

[@3starsburningbright]

Yeah so kiss Draco-

[@nursilinnasil1342]

Vsaucesheis

[@gae7156]

Drarry

[@pedrobento03]

or is she? (vsauce theme plays)

[@cashewhobbiticus8644]

@Naomi Goijberg Sugiura Because harry kissed too many girls!!

[@ashleyannethemovie]

Did anyone else notice how this video got off topic very quickly?

[@frenchiessafehaven7763]

Yes, VERY QUICKLY

[@zechkarriadamsantos1866]

+Ashley Anne One topic: ATTACHMENT

[@sophiascott5296]

off-topicness happens a lot

[@marleyb6867]

Video: Why do we kiss? Vsauce: Pacman Me: Oki

[@gonzalovazquezavila535]

Let's keep it at 69

[@kukaoot6077]

Gonzalo Vazquez Avila no

[@jocelynovelar4315]

:v

[@michibmoon]

😂

[@yamuhammadapriyadi6980]

Oyes

[@se_eikeboom6891]

Isn't it like a manipulative parent or lover that makes their wife/husband/kids feel like they are the most important person in this world, while at the same time being abusive? A lot of people are vulnerable for this

[@cat21860]

"So go out there and kiss someone today." *does* Great, now the cat is pissed

[@kazmakazii]

[SHADMAN] has entered the chat

[@anson3383]

PETA: *I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.*

[@letsfindsomepeace9207]

Shane Dawson has found this interesting

[@ocomentador7444]

It's strange. You kindly kiss someone then they call the police for "sexual harassment". Bruh

[@giantrunt]

r/cursedcomments

[@Dumpster_Fire_246]

"the average person will spend about 20,160 minutes of their life kissing" Me: *three, take it or leave it*

[@Thioacetone1]

You get kisses?

[@dr2353]

@@Thioacetone1 you guys know what's kissing?

[@mafeneo4189]

@@Thioacetone1 lmao i only kissed in elementary school

[@infinitybrosshotgun7901]

Me: zero, nought or zilch. That’s it

[@fshffkf]

At least you got 3 i got none

[@ironmind_hq]

5:07 WE ALL KNOW WHERE BRO WAS LOOKING

[@muhammadrehan28]

you cracked me up bro 🤣

[@TheRexhim]

Good catch!

[@chilichinashop]

🍑 👀

[@beastvader]

😂

[@alecdiver5483]

I love how he starts with one topic, and with the slightest connection, flips that shit over to a completely different topic, then winds it back round to the original

[@mst7330]

Alec Diver He is like my anatomy teacher 😁

[@vnime3003]

"the average person spends 21,160 minutes of their life kissing" yeah unless you're me. Then it's about a solid 3 minutes, max.

[@copycat487465]

That sawks dood

[@mariuszfurman5875]

V Nime Still better than whole life kissing someone ass but you aren't dead yet and 21 157 min is less than half of the month.

[@Grottogoob]

V Nime I’ve racked up maybe 7 hours and I’m 14

[@Not_Alex]

GSOGaming you are the coolest guy here

[@Ryan-ju3fl]

GSOGaming nobody asked, nobody cares

[@aazaroth1421]

Hmm, so you’re telling me my gf used me to lose some calories??

[@shaqfuturedj5531]

Aazaroth 😂😂

[@gadgetmcfly9640]

[ X F I L E S T H E M E I N T E N S I F I E S ]

[@scottnicoll4611]

Aazaroth qqwwwww

[@cory1845]

I would like this comment but it has 69 likes...

[@Danteeth]

Ahahaha

[@christopheremmanuel1615]

i like the old youtube where most things were uncensored

[@AndyDrift]

I forgot I was watching "Why do we kiss" , it got off topic fast

[@motta_x]

yeah he didn't really answer the question did he? I mean i dont understand how the whole mouth feeding concept could eventually lead for mouth to mouth contact to be desirable with a sexual partner

[@AndyDrift]

Dan Irwin I know right

[@Allora-lt4yc]

+Daniel Soliero then skip to 3:00 in. he talks about how it may have started. aka, why we do it in the first place

[@nimontesa]

yehh...me too, me too

[@jamescridland4663]

Yeah he does this on pretty much all of his videos, towards the middle he just goes completely off topic 😂

[@BumbleBTS]

so......why do we- never mind.

[@TomberryGG]

LOL

[@icontrolthespice]

to make babies

[@offwiththeirheads3700]

I control the spice... No. To express our feelings.

[@bru1sed_v1oletSunny]

Armyyy

[@Seth-hc2bj]

Christina Price "you here"

[@aadibansal764]

Vsauce: kissing kills calories Me: ahh thats why I am fat

[@nickk4125]

2-3 calories is like 1/200 of a chocolate bar

[@angycucumber4319]

@@nickk4125 not really, probably about 1/50 of a chocolate bar, because most chocolate bars are about 100 calories

[@kristiansou6857]

Oh

[@pizzawonderer5024]

How to lose weight: Use tinder

[@kasparlember3141]

How to burn calories: step 1*impress your crush*

[@smackallu]

Your videos are astonishing and mind-blowing. You have such a beautiful way with words, and your articulation is impeccable. Thank you so much for doing what you do, and just know you have a special place in my heart ❤ Love you Micheal, keep it up!!

[@gereondecker2997]

His videos are like watching an essay...

[@spacereaper49]

That's the point

[@revvytex3310]

SethDorito xD

[@Ziaberry]

That's probably because they are video essays

[@predatorfan5382]

"Burns 2 to 3 calories per minute" Time 2 work out Oh wait I'm alone

[@notmaddon9057]

Predator Fan hi

[@haretztj4682]

Predator Fan I can ki . . . Oh wait you're a guy

[@redajuodeikiene9510]

Kiss a wall

[@thepeasant269]

It's normal

[@yandhi832]

Well,you're not an orphan right...you have your mom;)

[@loes2]

Vsauce, will talk about kissing and Pac-man, but it'll all make sense.

[@SkinnierSteve]

+alexandre larouche I guess he likes kissing pacman

[@Theboshicrew]

+SkinnierSteve K

[@sarangingale6230]

5:07 lets be honest we all paused the video here

[@johnsbananamilkshake]

not every1 is a pervert-

[@basedbartholomew3968]

Hey Vsauce! Michael Here, *A T T A C H M E N T*

[@sweetea777]

Pieter Prise lol

[@aditibisht22]

Hahaha

[@shaiknafeel3808]

Piotr Prixe

[@EK-hk7cw]

"Kissing releases epinephrine and norepinephrine which makes the heart pump faster..." 🤔 So all those fairytales where he kisses her and she wakes up might actually be true 👀 😂

[@abomb4951]

Wtf. Your right

[@gollumvader7126]

@ProTheGrammer Your brain is in essentially low power mode while sleeping, kissing it would still work, just how nightmares increase your heart rate and wake you up.

[@MohitSingh-ol5bf]

DAMN.... You're right

[@emmettroche313]

Underrated

[@eliasziad7864]

???

[@bzzbzzkiller]

"So go outside and kiss someone today" ... You say it like it's the easiest thing in the world -_-

[@AlexandruTanase11]

Bitter Sweet feelsbadman. But at least now you know why girls are attracted to douchebags. They aren't giving their all to them. They're uncertain => more attached. So don't be the nice guy. Treat her like a stranger sometimes

[@kahlil2638]

Alex *kiss*

[@Name-ek4jc]

your chance ^

[@superleipoman]

I followed his advise and now I'm registred sex offender.

[@hippityflop7461]

Ella Anderson no

[@jatin_connect]

I am suffering from a hug and kiss deficiency

[@darioinfini]

That was actually a quite disturbing set of revelations. It explains why people fall into dependent dysfunctional relationships with narcissists, sociopaths, and psychopaths, and also why governments which are ambivalent or even hostile to their citizens can seemingly create a Stockholm Syndrome-esque allegiance from them.

[@alexiz0013]

Yeah, that was a revelation for me too. That is pretty crazy, isn't it?

[@GregLopesArt]

You surely are good at over analysing and liking shady shallow talk. Maybe that's a name thing.... knew a Dario once, not my kind of people. A shame some talented people, especially women, tolerate even being friend with this kind of demagogical hyenas. Great thing the Savannah is pretty big for big cats like me.

[@MrTehRave]

@Greg Lopes Lol what the fuck. I hope you're being ironic cause that was cringy as hell lmao

[@runire4804]

holy shit

[@מריהפאולה]

Dario Impini Loved this comment

[@yaboywallace3358]

“So go out there and kiss someone today” *like that’s ever gonna happen* - Shrek

[@oscarthagrouch]

Shrek kissed Fionna dum dum

[@onedirectioninmyhead]

Hey, if Shrek can kiss so can you!

[@shaunyjimenez9637]

Memento mori

[@11D7-n8d]

What a load of- *toilet flushes*

[@celestialprincess4471]

Lol

[@dawnstar6727]

The experiment @9:24 perfectly explains why rescue animals tend to be the most affectionate and seemingly grateful pets to have. They know the stress of uncertainty and they cling to those who show them even the smallest bit of affection because they know what it's like to not have it.

[@Lussimio]

Oh, that explains why both my cats are so affectionate

[@albertmunoz9075]

it also perfectly explains my love life

[@impostersonly]

the study on the 3rd group of monkeys being explained gave me chills tho. ive been trying to distance myself from an ex friend recently bc of her toxicness and i realized that her being unexpected towards me made me kinda attached tbh. but ya lyk if you think your in a toxic friendship or noticing the signs get out asap

[@foxystinks1]

how does he always make the greatest transitions from one topic to another

[@NR-fx8tk]

I also started to date and get into relationships really late. I had my first girlfriend with 29. Now I'm 34 and am with my second and hopefully lifelong girlfriend. It can be tough to find the right partner. Don't give up. The more you are at rest with yourself, the easier it is to attract a lovely partner. That was the key for me.

[@91JLovesDisney]

How's it going? Are y'all still together?

[@NR-fx8tk]

@@91JLovesDisney yes, we are still together, thanks for asking :)

[@91JLovesDisney]

@@NR-fx8tk I'm so glad :)

[@IMQT97]

I hope you will get married soon

[@elbarto4069]

@@IMQT97no marriage is a scam

[@orchdork775]

Maybe this has something to with why so many people stay in abusive relationships. They don't know when the partner will go off or be upset, so they further attach to said partner.

[@raselmojumdar9190]

Poran move hd

[@aceman0000099]

Basically, it's like a viscious cycle. The love first establishes trust. Then they are upset. Then, they receive love again, they are twice as glad, because it means the no more abuse. Then when they are abused longer, the more the next love will mean to them. So it keeps building up enough to stop thair rational mind from telling them to leave. But sometimes they just give up on leaving. Or they fear they will be punished even more for leaving.

[@dirtwaffles]

Yes, there is a lot of science to back this up. The name of the phenomenon is "trauma bonding." People actually develop the need to be punished and kept on edge all the time. The mix of chemicals of both happiness and danger becomes an addiction, and the person is unable to feel happiness and love unless mixed with danger and stress.💀

[@RealClassixX]

"The fear of being stared at." *_stares at camera_* ....Nice.

[@malheiro9155]

he was testing you :P

[@RealClassixX]

Azrah Play Reminds me of the pop-up book of phobias.

[@just.a.guy522]

Classix I actually got terrifyed by him (OMG) :o

[@xiaoling_]

Matehb Retro Gaming so true i am scared

[@Lankys_World]

Final boss veigar is hot

[@dasoftieguy]

0:06 *cries *

[@Bleach420]

*Insert generic comment about how you have never kissed and how miserable your life is to gain likes and attention smh*

[@terrylynn7936]

@@rose21234 *insert thankful comment*

[@patmanguy9610]

*Insert comment about the hypocracy of this comment*

[@terrylynn7936]

@@patmanguy9610 *insert insulting explanations about how they just wanted to be nice and that everyone can have an opinion*

[@supaplayer]

Insert comment saying that Bleach stopped the flow no offence

[@bentoutofshape4781]

*Insert comment to brag about all the love I get and flex on them virgins*

[@InsertName125]

I kiss to find out if my date ordered a better meal.

[@rooroo720]

Lol

[@sandiblack5072]

Me too

[@landonhoward6341]

Lkl

[@galaxymutt5459]

HHAAHA saaame lol

[@shrey8599]

😂

[@marymary5320]

By the end if the video I forgot the purpose😂

[@tenma628]

me too

[@landongomez9572]

bleusm9sh3r i thought i was watching love explained

[@khemesaea3402]

OF*

[@kibitoushi]

Same

[@Auroraisvibing21]

Exactly what I was about to comment

[@benkenobi4267]

I'm 17 years old and have not once kissed a girl, yet here I am deciding it's a good idea to learn why we (not me yet) do kissing. *_It's called learning the lore before playing the game, fellas_*

[@giantschmuck4792]

4:23 That sink has seen some shit.

[@HeroDawn06]

LMAO

[@cryptiz5729]

Dwarforth LOL

[@rxge_rave3357]

Dwarforth tits to be exact

[@markhdhu1320]

XD

[@andrewalfaro546]

hahahaha xD

[@Chris_Cross]

VSauce: *So go out there and kiss someone today.* Me: *looks around for my dog

[@-khushlush]

Mou Shindeiru woah xD

[@ashlynwarr2095]

*looks around for imaginary boyfriend*

[@walkingbushie3568]

I kiss my cat every day and I'm proud of it.

[@Danny-mw7uh]

Lol you kiss dogs? What a loser Everyone knows cats kiss better.

[@Stasis247]

Fascinating..

[@isaachwang2516]

ive kissed for 0 minutes and 0 seconds

[@twentynefallutbysatthedisc3634]

you are very much average

[@arelpasha9309]

Stay single my friends

[@sophiatally2287]

IcyTalks s I've kissed for 2 hours

[@boju7723]

IcyTalks s how about ur mama

[@isaachwang2516]

boju dont have one lol

[@Souravkumar-zq9ip]

My kissing record 0hours 0 minutes 0 second.

[@MultiHappyPancakes]

Sourav kumar Maybe cause you got an anime profile pic.

[@neptune3569]

My dog once licked my foot for 2 seconds. I beat your high score l0l haha l0ser

[@mthng2]

Neptune mine licked my face for 5 seconds

[@NaturallyTheCat]

Dam now that is some hardcore level

[@dineshv2785]

Indian?

[@ComicalSinatraaClips]

I like how sometimes he goes off topic

[@peterstangl8295]

lol, "sometimes" XD

[@rashedajaz9511]

+Péter Stangl he must be really new.....

[@nightcoreit4189]

Welcome to vsauce :)

[@RozeyH]

it gets on my fucking nerves

[@noahsyb]

"sometimes"

[@elish80]

only like 20% of this was about kissing

[@claytonw8502]

Michael goes on tangents which is why you get to learn so many random facts. All his videos are like this!

[@18skeltor]

Probably why he's the best science KZbinr around. Gives us more than we knew we were gonna get :)

[@angelaalba6217]

Clayton Whiteside

[@claytonw8502]

What's up?

[@RicardoMoralesMassin]

Everything had to do with attraction, caring and attachment, which is directly related to kissing.

[@UltraKey7]

Everyone here talking about their first kiss while i am 22 and never experienced a kiss...

[@Ravioli7777]

That will come my friend. You are young. Don't worry 😉😉

[@IkennaEzeh-yf6od]

@@Ravioli7777 im 14 and Ive experienced about 5 kisses

[@IkennaEzeh-yf6od]

one of them was by mistake :)

[@jaisharma4492]

23, same here. And the way it is looking for me, I might never kiss lol

[@randoonyoutube]

19 and same 😵‍💫 ​@@jaisharma4492

[@jasonyin9091]

I forgot what the main theme of the video was by the end, as with all his other videos

[@Lors_101]

It's really cool but annoying at the same time because I always wanna rewatch his videos for one certain thing he talks about but it's a pain in the ass to find

[@pedrobambinoperez2572]

“Why do we kiss” 3:53 - From birth to four months, babies can only focus on things about 8 to 10 inches away

[@AkashDas-kb7uk]

Pedrobambino Perez wwwwwwsss ..

[@pigeonmaster1361]

What about 1 inch away?

[@bl0ckies886]

When I was a kid I thought kiss can get people pregnant 😭😲

[@ammo1841]

Me too. 😂

[@boriswilsoncreations]

Underrated xD

[@peknive8331]

Same

[@bobthebruh8211]

Same

[@marcusstock8924]

I thought it was a special handshake

[@crimsoncat510-el7dy]

Bro, when did those world record people BREATHE-

[@Falcons-ms8vq]

Start of video: Why do we kiss End of video: We are that third group of puppies

[@notsosmart3288]

"The average human spends 20,560 minutes kissing " Yea I have seen that in incognito mode .

[@Talamidias]

Hol up

[@bigotank9884]

Hold up

[@94.suryaaa]

Hol up wait a min

[@toiletpaperhandsanitizer1570]

Oh ok Wait... oh... uh.. .........

[@arkh5622]

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