Why Do We Yell “Surprise” at Surprise Parties? - Demetri Martin

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@MistyGlades567
@MistyGlades567 2 жыл бұрын
I love how his comedy is a string of really great shower thoughts
@StuckInADayDream
@StuckInADayDream 2 жыл бұрын
Yes that is a great way to describe it! His style also reminds me of stream-of-consciousness literature wise.
@pierrotpierrot4768
@pierrotpierrot4768 2 жыл бұрын
Man I have not seen demetri Martin for so long, I've missed him. One of the most unique humor in standup comedy.
@ShMeatWad
@ShMeatWad 2 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or has he been repeating jokes from his tv show? I feel like I keep hearing his old jokes in his new shows
@brandonsolis6911
@brandonsolis6911 2 жыл бұрын
@@ShMeatWad well this is from 2012 so maybe you have just heard these joke before
@inwardpod
@inwardpod 2 жыл бұрын
Just saw him last weekend! Second time, Always worth it!
@Ari_Madrid
@Ari_Madrid 2 жыл бұрын
@@inwardpod the name of his current tour xD i hope he makes a special, would love to watch again!
@CarlosMensuckass
@CarlosMensuckass Жыл бұрын
@@Ari_Madrid I just saw him in concert yesterday and he IS doing a special! He'll be filming in Austin soon, dunno if he was announcing it on the tour or if he said this elsewhere.
@stevekombolis3197
@stevekombolis3197 2 жыл бұрын
He's like a more energetic Steven Wright and Mitch Hedberg. He has such unique angles he takes on a subject, it's hilarious
@trajectoryunown
@trajectoryunown 2 жыл бұрын
YES! I'm glad somebody else sees how similar he is in style to Mitch. So unorthodox, such unique perspectives.
@jenniferbates2811
@jenniferbates2811 2 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!👏👏👏. I miss Mitch Hedberg.
@Mitchdvetter
@Mitchdvetter 2 жыл бұрын
This was my thought and I came here to say it but I’m happy to see I’m not alone. Updoot
@krispyai4229
@krispyai4229 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely something of he Hedburg there. Although Mitch tends to stop at the premise.
@seancrowley9499
@seancrowley9499 2 жыл бұрын
He's Steven Wrong or a Jack subPar
@Jesse__H
@Jesse__H 2 жыл бұрын
Why is spinning the way a corpse shows disapproval? Good line 😊
@cas4040
@cas4040 2 жыл бұрын
I missed Demetri. Damn, he always delivers. I love his beautiful brain.
@MotiviqueStudio
@MotiviqueStudio 2 жыл бұрын
I love the confidence of a perfunctory transition. Solid delivery every time.
@randomnpc3925
@randomnpc3925 2 жыл бұрын
See, i believe I made another bad decision since it’s 5 am and I’m trying to stay quiet but that last one had me dying 🤣
@Jack-Lack
@Jack-Lack 2 жыл бұрын
IMO, "surprise" isn't the most surprising thing you can yell. You yell that and they immediately understand it's a surprise party and they don't even get too startled. If you yelled something weird, they'd be startled as f*ck and they'd need more information before they understood it was a surprise party, but they'd be extremely surprised.
@NewRegimeCo
@NewRegimeCo 2 жыл бұрын
Are you high?
@parascientific
@parascientific 2 жыл бұрын
@@NewRegimeCo he's not and that's why we have this
@sethhumphries8644
@sethhumphries8644 2 жыл бұрын
I'll bet you're fun at surprise parties...
@linmonPIE
@linmonPIE 2 жыл бұрын
I’ll move that we yell “Banana!” at the next surprise party I go to just to see what happens.
@mertz7305
@mertz7305 2 жыл бұрын
@@linmonPIE I’m gonna try to get everyone to scream “FREEZE”
@acevehe
@acevehe 2 жыл бұрын
Demitri is one of my favorite comedians ever. Yup, yup, yup, indeed!
@sircompliments5380
@sircompliments5380 2 жыл бұрын
The afterlife joke is AWESOME.
@Jnthnlws
@Jnthnlws 2 жыл бұрын
This man changed my view on comedy a decade ago. 🐐
@raymondharris6599
@raymondharris6599 2 жыл бұрын
That last joke had me in tears. YUP YUP YUP INDEED!!!!😭😭😭👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@Ck87JF
@Ck87JF 2 жыл бұрын
You know some of the couples went home and tried that just to see how it felt.
@Robher85
@Robher85 2 жыл бұрын
He looks like when you’re trying to create a character in a video game and you’re like halfway creating Tom Cruise 😂
@ingridfong-daley5899
@ingridfong-daley5899 2 жыл бұрын
Ummm... if they make cigarettes with balls attached, I think I'm about to switch up from Winston.
@christeenaNurse
@christeenaNurse 2 жыл бұрын
I remember when. He had his show haven't seen him in a min glad he still working 💯🔥🔥🙏🙏❤
@djatlasmusik
@djatlasmusik 2 жыл бұрын
HE LOOKS LIKE TOM CRUISE
@kaywhaaa92
@kaywhaaa92 2 жыл бұрын
So many people said yep that night lol
@Victoria-sl7ky
@Victoria-sl7ky 2 жыл бұрын
INDEED!!! lmfao
@snakejazz
@snakejazz 2 жыл бұрын
Demetri was the first comedian I ever saw live back in like 2002 or 2003. I have always wished I could see him again.
@rickyharden1123
@rickyharden1123 2 жыл бұрын
If Joel Osteen followed his true calling… 😆
@ryannovak3827
@ryannovak3827 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely no transitions but he doesn’t need them
@blackhd92
@blackhd92 2 жыл бұрын
This guy must’ve been a Mitch Hedberg fan.
@A_A_K_123
@A_A_K_123 2 жыл бұрын
Demetri is back, and he's gotten a bit blue...
@plexureiscool
@plexureiscool 2 жыл бұрын
love demetri but he should put out more material, what is he up to nowadays? this clip is from 2012, standup comedian is one of my favorite standup albums
@PossiblyAlena
@PossiblyAlena 2 жыл бұрын
This feels like a compilation of the good parts of my notes app
@roymakescomics
@roymakescomics 2 жыл бұрын
America's favorite(and oldest) eighth grader.
@lisalorenzo7451
@lisalorenzo7451 2 жыл бұрын
Its 430am and I just woke my husband laughing so hard. Absolutely AWESOME 👍🏽👍🏽
@lindsey4178
@lindsey4178 2 жыл бұрын
Isn't it "turning in their grave?" Still funny but am I wrong? I've NEVER heard "spinning in their grave."
@BygoneT
@BygoneT 2 жыл бұрын
They're both fine, spinning is used to exaggerate. The best version of this I ever heard was "Aristotle hearing you completely miss the point of his philosophy must be spinning so fast in his grave he's creating electricity!"
@ItsameAlex
@ItsameAlex 2 жыл бұрын
same thing.. spinning is his own word to make it more evocative, but the joke would've still been the same
@sgtprestonoftheyukon2423
@sgtprestonoftheyukon2423 2 жыл бұрын
Demetri Martin is one of the best comedians around. He's like a young Jerry Seinfeld. He should have his own sitcom.
@TheJ1aa2m3
@TheJ1aa2m3 2 жыл бұрын
He had his own skit show way back
@colbylaband9397
@colbylaband9397 2 жыл бұрын
A young Jerry Seinfeld haha he's actually not too much younger he just looks the same age regardless of how much years lol but yeah
@ActuallyNoah
@ActuallyNoah 2 жыл бұрын
@@colbylaband9397 well he is like twenty years younger but I was shocked to see he’s almost fifty
@benellis8844
@benellis8844 2 жыл бұрын
Been awhile since I've seen some dmetri!!!!
@romelegend2334
@romelegend2334 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is a comedy genius 🤣😂
@LadleLoverDS
@LadleLoverDS 2 жыл бұрын
This guys good, I’m glad I’ve found him.
@dustybragg4011
@dustybragg4011 2 жыл бұрын
His delivery reminds me of Mitch Hedberg.
@gastonforde2121
@gastonforde2121 2 жыл бұрын
Ice Bear is funny.
@alm2187
@alm2187 Жыл бұрын
True story: I knew a gal who I guess thought, ah, that her men performed better when angered. Told me her favorite thing to say in bed is "uh-huh."
@Operation3Sixty
@Operation3Sixty 2 жыл бұрын
His special on Netflix is so good!
@Originalchili
@Originalchili 2 жыл бұрын
Whitest kids you know did the same cigarette joke as a skit.
@FarmerBenny
@FarmerBenny 2 жыл бұрын
Yep!
@wokeupfromsleep9401
@wokeupfromsleep9401 2 жыл бұрын
To let them know it's not an assassination attempt.
@jaironunez7196
@jaironunez7196 2 жыл бұрын
3:33 That joke KILLED ME!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@scifisyko
@scifisyko 11 ай бұрын
He is a great successor to Mitch Hedberg - not quite the same sense of humor, but similar enough.
@Jose-wf6po
@Jose-wf6po 2 жыл бұрын
His show on comedy central was amazing "hit him in the face Angelo"
@threalhbkim
@threalhbkim 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely Brilliant set!
@christhis9597
@christhis9597 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@Adultory
@Adultory 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is kinda like Seinfeld
@AbhishekSingh-bx9ms
@AbhishekSingh-bx9ms 2 жыл бұрын
Clever stuff. Top Notch. Love from India!
@JaeEnceeti
@JaeEnceeti 2 жыл бұрын
Yup
@TexasTechguy210
@TexasTechguy210 2 жыл бұрын
Why does he look like "Cappie" Scott Michael Foster from that show "Greek" on ABC Family, I mean FreeForm lol
@notheretomakefriendswithu3295
@notheretomakefriendswithu3295 2 жыл бұрын
D.M is the nicest guy u can meet in person. Just an all round good dude.
@mlo71598
@mlo71598 Жыл бұрын
This is Mitch Hedberg -esque!
@TenNineD
@TenNineD 2 жыл бұрын
He’s my favorite I’ve watched and listened to all I can find of demitri
@0ussama01
@0ussama01 2 жыл бұрын
I love this guy ! What a great recommendation
@sarahdee374
@sarahdee374 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed... if I ever have sex again that'll be my new exclamation.
@gaillewis5472
@gaillewis5472 2 жыл бұрын
The guy who lived above my sister owned a grand piano. Thankfully, he was good.
@natyw7136
@natyw7136 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed😍
@skylercloud3077
@skylercloud3077 Жыл бұрын
Hm I wonder if “the gym” episode in we bare bears was inspired by that joke about the treadmill…
@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206
@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 2 жыл бұрын
I'd like to take a moment to thank this man for wearing jeans that FIT! 👏👏👏👏👏
@gnarlsley
@gnarlsley 2 жыл бұрын
I read this dude's book, funniest stuff I've seen In a while
@DozenMarks
@DozenMarks 2 жыл бұрын
Is he still making his own pants? Seems like he's gotten better at it.
@ThatoneGuy-zd4rl
@ThatoneGuy-zd4rl 2 жыл бұрын
He had me laughing but there’s no connective tissue..it’s just like random jokes one after another with no segway…he loses a lot of steam like that so he ends up pretty just ok as a comedian
@ichhabkeinenusername2133
@ichhabkeinenusername2133 2 жыл бұрын
I'd say his transitions could use some work but the jokes were still very funny
@thomasmitchell4128
@thomasmitchell4128 2 жыл бұрын
We were all waiting for your input. When we needed you most you returned.
@scarletpachyderm
@scarletpachyderm 2 жыл бұрын
@@thomasmitchell4128 they're just saying their opinion. we can't say opinions now? because of Thomas Mitchell here who doesn't like it? ok bro
@thomasmitchell4128
@thomasmitchell4128 2 жыл бұрын
@@scarletpachyderm Damn right. Don't you fucking forget it either.
@alm2187
@alm2187 Жыл бұрын
Thought sure I saw a play on words coming. He brings up ladies wearing tight pants, then changes the subject to the waist...
@geraldpatterson3903
@geraldpatterson3903 2 жыл бұрын
5:37....Better Call Saul fans this really hits home...,LOL!!
@brysonfields2284
@brysonfields2284 2 жыл бұрын
Disappointed really, i was unable to get a erection. Other than that soild performance, i really like this guy.
@Ninthxotic
@Ninthxotic Жыл бұрын
No I'm not trying paramont lol no thank you. If I wanted it I'd buy it.
@jenniferbates2811
@jenniferbates2811 2 жыл бұрын
I love his comedy!!
@aaronfrancis4078
@aaronfrancis4078 2 жыл бұрын
Mitch hedberg
@muumarlin1731
@muumarlin1731 2 жыл бұрын
The yep bit killed me.
@dianeboyd9078
@dianeboyd9078 2 жыл бұрын
He's funny AF...😳😆😂😂
@gmoney9068
@gmoney9068 Ай бұрын
Funny kid! I see a lot of Mitch Hedberg in his act. Good stuff, Demetri!!
@firouz256
@firouz256 Жыл бұрын
They should hide behind his sofa and yell "Haircut" when he comes home. Maybe it helps
@tovin09
@tovin09 2 жыл бұрын
Huh
@SquibRound
@SquibRound 2 жыл бұрын
Stole the balls on cigarettes joke from wkuk. The nicodick bit
@gitv2987
@gitv2987 7 ай бұрын
Guy on Storage Wars be like YUUUUUP!!
@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206
@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed!! 😂😂😂
@EricaManzanillo-fp7bb
@EricaManzanillo-fp7bb 11 ай бұрын
Fun fact: Demetri Martin is also an actor from the cartoon network show We bare bears
@7DJ6
@7DJ6 2 жыл бұрын
I bet this guy can solve world hunger, missing ppl photos on booty. Genius!
@cameohenderson
@cameohenderson 2 жыл бұрын
Love him
@benwehrman
@benwehrman 2 жыл бұрын
Where in the world can I go find Important Things episodes to re-watch?? I will pay any amount of money, those were the greatest
@grn_cty897
@grn_cty897 2 жыл бұрын
Not funny...
@marcelav6861
@marcelav6861 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone else think they looked like Mitchell musso 😭😂😂😂😂 (I'd how to spell his name but it's the guy who played Oliver on Hannah Montana 😂)
@jmard24
@jmard24 2 жыл бұрын
i love the 1 liners!
@ProudPapaJD
@ProudPapaJD 7 ай бұрын
Very Mitch Hedberg-esque but not as tight.
@mmps18
@mmps18 2 жыл бұрын
Love Demetri!!!
@JosephAraza
@JosephAraza 2 жыл бұрын
It is astonishing that he can develop comedy specials while working as CEO of Robinhood. Bravo 👏👏👏
@heidiwood3142
@heidiwood3142 2 жыл бұрын
Ohhh affirmative! AFFIRMATIIIIIVE!!!!!
@xXXShinXtremXXx
@xXXShinXtremXXx 2 жыл бұрын
reminds me of german comedy
@willmeyers9768
@willmeyers9768 2 жыл бұрын
Yup yup yup indeeeeeeed 😂
@Terrakinetic
@Terrakinetic Жыл бұрын
2:00 "Oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man."
@markmaurer6370
@markmaurer6370 2 жыл бұрын
The spinning is because they're lying and if you're spinning it means you're turning as you're in rest... It's like your sins are making their afterlife restless and unpleasant
@DKGifford19608
@DKGifford19608 2 жыл бұрын
1:35 Chelsea?
@1MegaBubble
@1MegaBubble 2 жыл бұрын
Is this a new video? I thought it was reposted old content. This guy hasn't aged in like a decade
@thesoliloquist1940
@thesoliloquist1940 2 жыл бұрын
I think he stool the second one from wkuk
@caniican
@caniican 2 жыл бұрын
Genius he takes you down one road and you end up surprised. And a little more confident LOL surprisingly enough
@irynpatience
@irynpatience 2 жыл бұрын
The experiment was to never have sex with anyone no matter how hard I try. Success!
@rachelk4805
@rachelk4805 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe they should manufacture cigarettes with poop in the filter.
@scottyizsmall
@scottyizsmall 2 жыл бұрын
Its not drake bell
@Ninthxotic
@Ninthxotic Жыл бұрын
Also 1:14 is funny;
@buckdaman8493
@buckdaman8493 2 жыл бұрын
I miss his Comedy Central show . Like Kyle Mooney this guy is a different breed
@JacobL228
@JacobL228 2 жыл бұрын
I'd rather see a kidnapping victim than "juicy" any day.
@theyregreat
@theyregreat Жыл бұрын
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