Why DougDoug can't tell what time it is

Just for a timestamp: this clip was uploaded 3 months and 17 days after the stream
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[@foundcrab4742]

Typical DougDoug moment, DougDoug not caring about viewers time zones by NOT KNOWING THE TIME OF REALITY

[@MeddlTitan]

wait until r/wehatedougdoug finds out about this

[@someonenamedsomeone9497]

We hated Ougdoug

[@caseyp5861]

@@someonenamedsomeone9497No we love OugDoug. Now that DougDoug guys is a menace and deserves the hate.

[@dutchboes]

Wehatedougdoug never forgets

[@MeddlTitan]

@@dutchboes #neverforget

[@char1194]

Eucalyptus!

[@Mr-random1902]

So true!

[@kwisowofer9872]

Eucalyptus!

[@ThatCookieDoughBoy]

What? -Doug

[@KingKadem]

Agreed!

[@ivyivyyiivvvyyyyvy]

Urethra!

[@lindseytaylor3793]

to be fair to chat; with the amount of times doug is late to his streams, it's a reasonable assumption that he just straight up doesn't know what time it is or how to read a standard 12 hand clock

[@George_vv]

He's been doing a lot of Burt's Bees under the eyelids and staying up for 50 hours on Nyquil to get that contact high from egg day.

[@techno1561]

In fairness, a 12-handed clock would be quite confusing. He should consider switching it with a more conventional 2 - 3-handed clock

[@Boltclick]

I think in the stream prior to this one, all paid messages were extremely delayed. I think at one point they were coming in 2-3 hours delayed

[@Door227]

You have no idea how many people at my school genuinely can’t read an armed clock

[@MudakTheMultiplier]

Where do I get a clock with 12 hands? That sounds like a great talking piece.

[@TauDel]

Doug was so confused by that last message. If only they’d included the time it was sent then he would have understood the joke.

[@Ceber300]

Doug saying he *doesn't* care about something always means chat *will* care immensely

[@unacceptablefailurerate6453]

It's a good business model.

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

And as shown here, they will intentionally get something wrong about the subject to get him to correct them, and in the process, care. It's actually quite brilliant.

[@unacceptablefailurerate6453]

@@benjaminoechsli1941 As a viewer, makes for a really enjoyable back and forth between chat and Doug. Not to mention all the zany content with games, AI, etc he has to offer. Some top tier stuff when it comes to twitch.

[@Kogarana1]

​@@unacceptablefailurerate6453 I agree

[@An1mat0rz]

It's hilarious how chat distracted him with just "Hey doug"

[@menacingcar0449]

ougdoug would know what time it is.

[@lakecarter6954]

he would

[@General12th]

He used to forget all the time, but he knows now.

[@moonkenzie]

ougdoug gave me a kidney at 346 pm pst

[@3st3st77]

@@moonkenzie Oh, that's so nice of him. Kind of makes up for him taking mine an hour earlier.

[@cameleopard42]

This ougdoug guy's really growing on me.

[@MegAmi24]

So THAT'S why Doug is always late, he never knows what time it is!

[@Kogarana1]

Not because of any technical problems? Like c'mon, what he just overslept or took longer to set up stream

[@demomantf2476]

@@Kogarana1 its a joke...

[@Harri_]

Eucalyptus is a genus of more than 700 species of flowering plants in the family Myrtaceae. Most species of Eucalyptus are trees, often mallees, and a few are shrubs. Along with several other genera in the tribe Eucalypteae, including Corymbia and Angophora, they are commonly known as eucalypts. Plants in the genus Eucalyptus have bark that is either smooth, fibrous, hard or stringy, the leaves have oil glands, and the sepals and petals are fused to form a "cap" or operculum over the stamens. The fruit is a woody capsule commonly referred to as a "gumnut".

[@lilysowden4035]

BEGIN DISCUSSION!

[@bool.]

BEGIN DISCUSSION

[@adept27]

BEGIN DISCUSSIO

[@maazmasood5305]

For a second I thought it as Dr. Coomer copypasta.

[@davisjenney3878]

BEGIN DISCUSSION

[@voxvolhynia5400]

As always, I love how chat evolves: -Regular messages -Timestamped messages -Timestamped messages from different time zones -Timestamped messages WITH time zones included -North South Oceanic Central Mountain Eastern Western Time

[@Flamuski]

Eucalyptus

[@hydra5758]

That last message was so confusing, doug lost concentration and almost phased out of existence.

[@cutlass8783]

"I tell time by the sun" Cosimo Kramer

[@literally1751]

"What do you do at night?" "Well that's trickier. It's only a few hours though."

[@GreenBlueWalkthrough]

@@literally1751I can tell by it's reflection off the moon.

[@davidgoldammer348]

For context, I'm pretty sure that the reason everyone was sending the time was because TTS was very backed up, and people would send timestamps so Doug and the people could know how much TTS was behind. Unfortunately, Doug did not seem to care in the slightest.

[@samirjelali6678]

We all have a soft spot for A crew, Z crew, Twitch chat, KZbin chat, parkzer, Doug brother, Faiboat, Pointcrow, chair and the basement dwellers but I feal like many other more important characters get left in the dust. Like desk

[@NotTheWerewolf]

Don't forget mic

[@normalhuman9878]

And KZbin chat, who has been locked out of the house

[@tournesol99]

Do you mean Z crew?

[@Door227]

We do not have a soft spot for KZbin chat we hate them

[@Redkitt3n14]

[@FlatFish_100]

Doug is talking so much about not caring except we know he does because of the timer at the top left meaning we should send him more timestamps This message was sent at 4:10pm GMT

[@TemmieCW]

love ur pfp!!

[@Ryanshark6]

How can Doug have 12 running jokes happening at the same time and turn each one into a separate clip

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

Yeah, even better that this channel is just some fan!

[@showd6229]

How does Doug have the funniest donators in existence

[@gojijam6552]

Time is an illusion - Patrick Star

[@xandermason7748]

And so is death - Swamp guy from avatar

[@CharanH]

Eucalyptus

[@HelloIAmAnExist]

It's hard to tell the passage of time in Doug's basement. I think it's been 20 years since he trapped me and my family in here. Send help

[@lakecarter6954]

I am trying, I have been having a hard time getting a hold of the CIA and FBI

[@KillYourInnerLoser]

What time did you send this cry for help though?

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

Get back to work growing strangely colored wigs for Doug or he’ll feed your children to the janitor!

[@jortand]

That last one was such a mood

[@KorriTimigan]

I love that he goes out of focus just as he says "what?" It's like we're seeing the fuzziness of his mind work in real-time

[@rowboat10]

I love how the last donation meant absolutely nothing at all

[@hhhhhh-zz2fw]

Eucalyptus

[@JorgetePanete]

Great video this was sent at Adventure Time

[@themememaster9582]

This message has been stent at 5:45 AM, Doug’s Basement Standard Time. It’s kinda cold in here.

[@muffinking2938]

What a well timed "Doug Doug Moment"

[@jaredsundberg1081]

1:17 most intelligent twitch chatter spotted

[@Synchos90]

Eucalyptus.

[@abraarquraishi1681]

This comment was written 11:01 eastern standard time

[@EkkoTheGekko]

This answer was written at 17:12 Central European Time

[@vcreativeart16]

​@@EkkoTheGekkoThis reply was sent at 11:21 eastern standard time

[@zachgoff7796]

This reply was sent at 10:35 Central Standard Time.

[@ignatikklokov]

this was send at 18:40 eastern european standard time

[@Sebastian-xi6vg]

This reply was sent 11:50am eastern standard time on February 8th 2024

[@dragons_advocate]

Doug, it is currently 00:21 CET. Glad I could help.

[@varis438]

Clearly he cannot tell us time because that has to do with The Controversy

[@Papacarrot]

The people over at r/wehatedougdoug will hear about this. OugDoug's terror cannot go on!

[@earth88_]

no no, they hated ougdoug, not anymore. they really hate this dougdoug guy though, and I serve why

[@user-mt8io9ls2u]

Kiss Kiss

[@horizonbumpy2828]

newest dougdoug video: DON'T SEND A MESSAGE AT 3 AM (SCARY! GONE WRONG!1!)

[@PomadaGaming]

I love the fact Eucalyptus is in

[@spiderdude2099]

*EUCALYPTUS*

[@HikariXYZ]

MVP

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

I love when Parkzer used Eucalyptus based Zorbeez to absorb Aura Borealis. It was a real, ‘these memes are all the same,’ moment! I give up on trying to slip this past autocorrect.

[@susana311071]

This comment was made at 5:03 pm on 2/8/2024 in NL

[@RonaldMcJuicy]

Weird that Doug requires all of chats messages to be accurately time stamped.

[@justinsmeer9539]

It’s currently 1:07pm est. You’re welcome.

[@Senior_mes]

eucalyptus indeed

[@EmperorChicken]

This message was sent at 4:31 pm northsouthern east atmospheric atlantis mountain pizza time

[@parkernelson4909]

Keep in mind people are paying to tell him this

[@mkiii]

eucalyp

[@mkiii]

tus (i forgot it)

[@spegynmerbles3993]

This will affect the subreddit

[@PomadaGaming]

Doug confused thumbnail

[@kingofflames738]

Hey! I'm from the Northsouth too!

[@redex68]

eucalyptus

[@strongerthanever2039]

So Doug is losing his sense of time now? Who would think baldness could cause dementia like this.

[@General12th]

Less hair means less head protection, so all his skills and knowledge are able to leak out.

[@strongerthanever2039]

@@General12th That makes sense

[@njohn043]

Doug

[@calscaddy]

You should do a Doug and Davey compilation

[@Alastair_Ulven]

I was waiting for someone to use unix time or something similar so that it makes no sense.

[@NyGeL_Derey]

Hey Doug, just wanted to let you know he said Eucalyptus

[@kowone]

bleblbelbleb

[@yeetlordmw7679]

Doug Doug I am commenting this at 10:01 mountain standard time

[@crocadilian]

That would've really been helpful in that 8 hour peggle stream.

[@grey3247]

The we hated ougdoug community will hear about this

[@kurocat471]

I MADE IT INTO A CLIP POG

[@hhhhhh-zz2fw]

December 24th 1957 7:47 pm in whoville standard I'm so glad no green people have stolen Christmas yet

[@paulomatute4114]

But how can they be sent at different timezones if they are sent from the basement? 🤔

[@HottieTobby]

it's 8:47 pm my clock says

[@AndreySolovyev420]

r/wehatedougdoug is going to indulge in this drama of dougdoug not cating about his viewers and their time zones

[@dkarmadkarma2822]

What's the Obsidian Pillar?

[@Enderman_715]

???????????

[@sugoistalin7809]

Hes an eldritch being outside of time and apace, of course he cant tell the time, its a concept he doesnt experience.

[@lordphinix3]

I thought the time checks were to see how delayed TTS is... maybe that's a newer development

[@xian2themax]

TTS delay checking has always been what they are for but doug can't really do anything about it regardless of how delayed it is so he eventually started ignoring it

[@trulyunknowable]

I am watching this clip at 12:35 Mountain Standard Time

[@bzipoli]

tbh this is exactly how i feel when you say stuff like "mountain time" "eastern time" etc WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN just use UTC + or - X / GMT + or - X like regular people

[@Kwauhn.]

I can't tell if "Eucalyptus" is just Doug's chat being weirdos as usual, or if it's a clever joke. Could it be "lawl random XD" on the surface to get a clippable reaction, and in reality it's supposed to sound like "you clip this"?

[@Jimmyvdpost]

r/wehatedougdoug will hear about this.

[@iansahleen1173]

Mountain Time mentioned!!!!!!!!!! UTAH>>>>>>>>all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@CarpetHater]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT YELLOW THING ON TOP OF DOUG'S BALD HEAD???

[@yogayiga4447]

R/DougDoug wins again!

[@JJake993]

This comment was made at 3:58 PM Whiterun standard time

[@djungelskog9581]

He doesnt care >:(

[@Brizzle12341]

Hey Doug, just letting you know that this comment was written at 9:43 pm Mountain Standard Time

[@Cfinchman]

EUcalyptus > NAcalyptus

[@newcheese9882]

Hey Doug, just wanted to say this comment was sent the 8th of February of 2024 at 17:51.16 Paris Time

[@TotallyRat_]

While in fact: This comment was written at 7:55 pm on February 8th, 2024, Central European Time.

[@zoey-oey-oeyd4020]

This comment was sent at 12:24 AM Pacific Standard Time

[@rifttogo7108]

Hey everyone, I just wanted to let you all know that this comment was made at 17:15 Central European Time.

[@gnoot50]

dog

[@blahey8615]

why is he so blonde

[@Xancrim]

Mommy

[@shaunlevin5081]

As expected of the most selfish Twitch streamer. I remember when he could only talk about himself while playing GTA! r/wehatedougdoug has a point.

[@moth.monster]

This comment was written whenever it was

[@azuquirtle]

Eucalyptus

[@Andrethegiant2008]

Eucalyptus.

[@General12th]

Eucalyptus!

[@GarbagePot]

Eucalyptus

[@doublehuman94]

Eucalyptus

[@K-MasterGirl]

Eucalyptus.

[@joshsg6525]

Eucalyptus

[@jayqunn]

Eucalyptus

[@thecoolestbean4688]

Eucalyptus

[@jsnUej39hrsbOQmwJqw92bLgoP]

Eucalyptus

[@zero13z34]

Eucalyptus!