Why DougDoug was in a college drinking group

[@Zeppelin_Wooper]

You’re literally trolling

[@Sysilo]

LITerally trolling

[@halfsine]

you're li-ter-ally trolling

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

You got it, lawyer-cop-pool user!

[@snaifhassnan6348]

847

[@resonanceamplitude]

SO THAAAT explains why he was pratically sober during Ludwig's Bar Challenge. He's been building tolerance (and possiby liver damage) since his college days.

[@bufar]

This also explains beerio kart

[@solareclips3842]

I cannot emphasize this anymore, what the f**k Doug

[@jacobnorris8256]

To be fair, I *think* he means ex-girlfriend as in she was his girlfriend at the time but is his ex now. So his friend and he was cooking naked at the friend's girlfriends house. Still weird but far less so.

[@snaifhassnan6348]

630

[@snaifhassnan6348]

@@jacobnorris825656

[@Dylamn]

Ngl that shower gag is actually pretty funny.

[@c.m.9369]

I love the fact that „this is really funny“ apparently was a philosophy Doug lived by his entire life, not just as a streamer.

[@dohvaz]

dougdoug drinking? my good christian rolemodel dougdoug? my lawyer will hear about this

[@halfsine]

lawyer? parkzer??

[@VakterMoks]

@@halfsine Nah Peter

[@Betaster3000]

Real fans know doug is a devout Muslim

[@ToastyPouchez96]

He would never drink for content… *cough cough CDawgVA stream cough cough*

[@1stCallipostle]

Christians are allowed to Another fat L for the others

[@chickensurfer]

R/wehatedougdoug will hear about this

[@TheFunnyGoatMan]

R/foundthemobileuser

[@MeltedFM]

​@@TheFunnyGoatMan r/friendlyfire

[@NoahGray-zk5sk]

two counts of r/foundthemobileuser

[@lampshark]

I’m glad none of us hate OugDoug anymore

[@MeltedFM]

@@lampshark we never did, that was a lie spread by D**gD**g

[@azuquirtle]

I have never heard a normal college story from Doug

[@robotortoise]

This feels like a series of mad libs that Doug filled in with the worst possible adjectives

[@coconutgobbler]

Doug frying eggs in the shower will HAUNT me for the rest of times

[@derpietertul1674]

r/wehatedougdoug will hear about this

[@marabethobrien6157]

r/wehatedougdoug will hear about this

[@KyodaiNishiki]

r/wehatedougdoug will hear about this

[@NoBrainer7]

@@marabethobrien6157 no. Parkzer is a pornstar

[@EbenCT_]

r/wehatedougdoug will hear about this

[@Pickky-v2]

r/wehatedougdoug will hear about this

[@livingcheese2910]

I mean an occasional drink isn't bad, but if you get that drunk that you cook in the middle of the night in a strangers kitchen, nude, getting caught by your friends girlfriend, then I would call for an intervention. Also, for some reason that sounds like something I would do while playing the Sims.

[@luketaylor2553]

*ex-girlfriend

[@earlog3667]

he did say they didnt have to be necessarily drunk while doing the tasks. plausible deniability is the key

[@anastasiaekimova5101]

It was premeditated tho

[@skylarcat3]

doug

[@hazelr29]

doug

[@NoBrainer7]

dong

[@pilpyfimbleton8918]

gong

[@freezy3739]

doug

[@lema0925]

dog

[@Carlhero-ce2xq]

The ultimate role model

[@sillyalert14]

Doug and I have the EXACT same sense of humor. Genuinely hilarious

[@Deadgye]

That shower bet is fucking hilarious.

[@Goldenblade14]

I just got wasted for the first time in months and doug is uploading advice for me like the responsible father he is. Thank you, daddy douglas.

[@Happy156]

THAT'S MY SHOWER! GET OUT OF THERE

[@sqronce]

Someone who used to live with me showed up naked in front of my mum twice. It was terrible.

[@rummagetherum]

The more I hear about Doug lore, the more I’m positive he’s a villian

[@Uraniumeater786]

r/wehatedougdoug shall hear about this

[@sock_investment]

what an appealing thumbnail

[@Memeikonn]

he's LITERALLY trolling.

[@b.b.b.b.b.b]

i read it as "college drinking soup" instead of "college drinking group"

[@typicaluser697]

Real

[@fyzix4277]

That sounds like the funniest shit ever. I wish I had a friend group like that

[@datlamahorn]

EVERYONE GO TELL DOUGDOUG THAT THERE IS A PEGGLE ROGUELIKE CALLED PEGLIN!!!

[@Iluvpie6]

I think he knows about it

[@PuzzledPlay]

I don't need a why, this just makes sense

[@ienjoyoranges]

we're concerned about your drinking, the police officer asked.

[@deepseasnailfish]

i saw the egg and knew exactly what this was going to be about

[@thatcat_]

Holy shit DougDoug lol

[@marsh9252]

This video just released and loads of people will comment so fast no one will see that I will be alone forever after my wife leaves me :(

[@bruuuuuuuuhhhh]

Respond to this reply so I can remember you

[@filipemartinho1753]

Respond to this reply so I can forget you, just like your wife will

[@bruuuuuuuuhhhh]

@@filipemartinho1753 don't worry now that you've replied, I'll remember for you

[@halfsine]

i can't believe it. the last non-divorced dougdoug viewer is being divorced

[@devonminer6918]

Womp womp

[@filipemartinho1753]

He had some extra eggs in case he broke any

[@halfsine]

best thumbnail ever

[@Algeanie3]

The showerdoug thumbnail is peak

[@GavinAllen-z3b]

It's true he cooked eggs in my kitchen too but he was naked AND on fire cause he's evil

[@NoBrainer7]

i kinda wanna do something like that, but i think i am way too socially inept

[@Pointy_Bird]

honestly not surprised at this point lmao

[@mr.arohaxor9027]

"Cheese." Jelly. "Peanut butter." Food.

[@oporayamzzz]

I literally am going to have nightmares about this

[@UnofficialKoala]

EGG DAY POG :0

[@Kelseylouise8]

I only love him more after this 😂

[@ThanondorfTV]

I wish I had friends

[@endernightblade1958]

this isn’t even the weirdest egg related doug story tbh. it’s super close. but i think Egg Day beats it.

[@parodysam]

Actual frat bro

[@arkanesugar]

R/wehatedougdoug WILL hear about this

[@Thomas_H._Smith]

r/wehatedougdoug WILL hear about this!

[@SullySadface]

As a former Taco Bell employee, that's one is free

[@thomasturner1065]

To be fair, you can't really cook clothed eggs.

[@Theguyse]

Guys I think that r/wehatedougdoug will hear about this

20 minute shower???

[@KutsugeMindUrmoks]

r/wehatedougdoug will be alerted about this

[@thezwarteridder]

why in the f**k does the slime god theme start playing between 1:28 and 1:32

[@larissas.1205]

r/wehatedougdoug is gonna have a field day with this

[@famoussession7426]

Can we get OugDoug clips instead?

[@General12th]

This is a little weird, Doug.

[@lordlierhook3368]

Doug doug only fans is gonna wild!

[@sokoshinbutsu6925]

The forum known as r/wehatedougdoug shall be alerted posthaste

[@ablobofgarbage]

Taking a shit with someone in a drive thru? Literally drinking and driving.

[@heruhcanedean]

A shit would be dumping and driving

[@DeEditor]

D:

[@zikry4787]

Did you get burned while cooking the eggs though?

[@kuzeyrl]

lol

[@louisbest1674]

r/wehate"r/wehatedougdoug" will hear about this

[@Deathtobunny1]

Who?

[@QSBraWQ]

Too short imo

[@thatmagichatguy8761]

Ew

[@Vltrykin]

first

[@Banjolarry-vz9fg]

A dougdoug drinking? Cooking while naked? In my Christian family virgin stream? r/wehatedougdoug will hear about this!

[@thegalacticyoshi]

R/wehatedougdoug will hear about this

[@lordsceptile6181]

r/wehatedougdoug will hear about this

[@PearlSnce]

D:

[@hoatzinn3106]

r/wehatedougdoug will hear about this

[@mevy579]

r/wehatedougdoug will hear about this

[@eggsbenedict624]

r/wehatedougdoug will hear about this