Why I'm Moving to North Korea

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[@deckscomm]

As a north Korean I am so happy for you to achieve your dream

[@doudou4657]

Your fr north Korean?

[@Trolligi]

As a fellow North Korean I cannot wait to meet you in the gulags

[@YOUR_NARRATOR975]

Somethings wrong here, I can feel it - Eminem

[@ethandouro4334]

@@doudou4657 you really think someone has internet there lmao

[@ChrisFan890]

@@doudou4657 north Koreans don't have internet

[@purplemosasaurus5987]

This man is so fluent in sarcasm, even his April Fools video feels like a normal video.

[@LeonardoGuilherme92]

If you haven't told me i wouldn't even realize it was posted on april fool's day as every video he uploads feels like sarcasm to a point that the day doesn't matter anymore. lol!

[@israellai]

should've just dropped the sarcasm for april fools for a change

[@probium2832]

He is sarcastic already in the first place, and his opinions are quite inconsistent

[@WhizzKid2012]

Ofcourse everything in this channel is weird

[@peregrination3643]

The real joke here is that he has a "mom" who called him "Joshua", when we all know he was deposited from aliens and couldn't possibly have less than a dozen names for each of the languages he speaks.

[@perf2.078]

The ordinary mortals cannot pronounce his real name, so they get by with "Joshua" and everything else he decides to be useful.

[@unneccry2222]

@@perf2.078 but he has a human name, its "Language Simp, who is attractive to very man and woman in the world". its a little long tho...

[@JmKrokY]

Bruh

[@sarcastic_much]

@Ausderfestung new copypasta dropped boys

[@polyglotcraft]

you keep watching polyglots and never thought to become one? get into our channel, we will make you a polyglot.

[@trusts1]

As a North Korean, we welcome you with open arms. Just make sure you praise our lord, Kim Jong-un.

[@craftah]

Yes You Have To Praise Our Lord Because He Is The Greatest Leader

[@howardcheung8304]

As a North Korea hhhhhh

[@senor2930]

As a South Korea, I agree

[@etruscanetwork]

As a Norþ Korean, I agree

[@ArduinoTurkBatu]

how do you get internet

[@GuilhermeHuertaeSilva]

For all of those confused, Joshua is just a nickname. His real name is Language Simp.

[@cyborgstar]

Legal birth name: Language Simp Illegal birth name: Joshua

[@AamuAurora]

As a fellow North Korean expat, I'll be honored to welcome you in our community!

[@onatgecikligun4697]

expat in mining I mean not data mining just real mining?

[@nanicrash]

​@@onatgecikligun4697 wat

[@whannabi]

That's so cool, I've heard the restaurants are very good over there.

[@AamuAurora]

@@onatgecikligun4697 I'm contracted to mine for cliparts the government uses in official documents

[@ikosaheadrom]

Risking it all

[@fuzzyrat1955]

I’m 2% North Korean and I’m so glad that we are finally gaining some accurate representation 🥰🥰

[@mearbye]

It's not that uncommon to have a North Korean ancestry, DPRK didn't exist for forever

[@thekingmapper]

​@@mearbye yea

[@gytan2221]

@@mearbye Lol it’s just Korean ancestry… politics don’t change genes.

[@mearbye]

@@gytan2221 yo so in your country everyone lives in the same city?

[@gytan2221]

@@mearbye have no idea what you’re talking about

[@kristianl7797]

We need to thank Language Simp’s mom for revealing his real name

[@notCOSMYK]

Definitely not fake

[@DJZKEVIN]

Lol we finally know he is Joshua

[@TheKewlPerson]

That's a fake name we all know his legal birth name is Language Simp

[@DJZKEVIN]

Legally yes but his ILLEGAL birth name is Joshua

[@DreamworldAuby]

As a South Korean, I am proud to be Southern North Korean.

[@attibotgd4123]

Haha.

[@gytan2221]

Not southern North Korea, we call it Southern Korea. There’s only one Korea, and the true Korea is the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea

[@attibotgd4123]

@@gytan2221 Well they're clearly an American spy, even if they're not fat.

[@DreamworldAuby]

@@gytan2221 Yes, I can confirm that.

[@Bernaren60]

Watch out for the South Korea's National Security Law which makes it illegal to even think well about North Korea. It even supercedes the Constitution.

[@Daniel27600]

0:32 His mom called him Josh!!!

[@montecarlostar]

Now we know his real name 😁

[@melaniegrace7707]

The fact that you posted this right in the middle of my obsessive deep dive into North Korea is astounding. I honestly would love to see it one day, but I’m afraid I’ll end up somehow getting arrested for a crime I didn’t even commit while I’m there and never see the light of day again

[@johnorsomeone4609]

Check out Yeonmi Park if you haven’t already. Her story is incredible.

[@pedroxyo]

a deep dive that can't even go beyond orientalism. there is no hope for westerners

[@melaniegrace7707]

@@johnorsomeone4609 currently reading her book!

[@charlesdaloz2547]

Isn't Yeonmi Park a far-right propagandist? She keeps ranting about how "leftists are indoctrinating our children in public schools, just like in North Korea!!" on Fox News. I definitely wouldn't trust her.

[@osheridan]

KZbin started spam recommending me North Korean content out of the blue recently. It's interesting, but very suspicious

[@whatisthisnewfeaturehandle]

Cool! I am inside of a North Korean prison camp, and I enjoy this way more then my past vacations, Paris; Rome; Prague; and Jupiter, Ohio. Be sure to visit me, maybe we can get some traditional North Korean food like Burger King or some "الطعام الكوري" .

[@austinorsomeonealt]

Then your gonna love Dachau WW2,just got back from it,tho it's expensive to afford time travel and it only accommodates certain races

[@hishamalaker491]

Yo Arab in North korea damnn what a cross over انشالله تمبسط هناك و كيف هي سجونهم منيحة أو خرة

[@seeyouchump]

That's the first time we got to see another member of the Simp family. Hope Mrs Simp is doing well 😊

[@eleacy6231]

I can't believe his legal birth name is not Language Simp and is Joshua.

[@senior_pomidor]

As a proud North Korean, i'm really happy about your decision! 나는 크고 매우 긴 수탉이 있습니다!

[@rawadzhamaktab6697]

Sus!

[@an0606]

😰😰 wtf

[@user-nf3kz9ee2n]

Lmao "I have a big and very long rooster" smells hella sus

[@Bernaren60]

​@@user-nf3kz9ee2nI think he means chill pepper 고추

[@kittensliketoplay]

I translated it, its very sus

[@deep_cuts2019]

I like to imagine that language simp was actually raised hearing the language called “American“, and it’s not a joke he made for the channel

[@sonicfan42]

So glad you're finally going after your dreams. Good luck, and stay safe out there, Language Simp! 😌🙏

[@olivermunkholm1]

so happy for you 🇰🇵

[@nousernameok1090]

Good luck man! Bon voyage!

[@monkeychild9999]

As a North Korean, me and my fellow comrades are very willing to take you in!

[@codyscott8687]

As a native North Korean, it’s an honor to have you choose us. This is how you say “welcome” in North Korean korean: حبيبي

[@gytan2221]

No it’s not… it’s 환영하다

[@codyscott8687]

@@gytan2221 looks like I’m about to… See ya in a Kia 😅

[@change9517]

@@gytan2221 No it is 반갑습니다.

[@ShaggyCZ123]

@Cody Scott, looks like Arabic, not Korean

[@codyscott8687]

@@ShaggyCZ123 it’s North Korean, trust me bro 🥲

[@tincan1011]

We’re all so happy for you good luck

[@doudou4657]

Brother North Korea And Good Cant Be on The Same Sentence💀

[@craftah]

@@doudou4657 What Did You Say B****?

[@Eskimoso]

@@doudou4657 it's actually the best country to visit bro. Been there many times. Nice prisons i can say😸

[@gytan2221]

@@doudou4657 it’s the best country because there’s no cars, so you don’t have to worry about being hit by a car, especially if you are an American because America is really car-centric

[@DostoenVnimaniay]

That is a good decision! Bless you.

[@taoretakitsune]

Good luck, Josh!

[@mearbye]

I don't know about American citizens but for other nationals it's actually possible to get a work in North Korea and live there with all luxuries like an access to World Wide Web, western exotic drinks like Coca-Cola, 24 hour wiretapping of your hotel room and even a right to leave the country.

[@AhmedPlanet]

As a north korean, I am so happy for you to go to north korea because it's a great country and has a lot of places to visit so hope you enjoy :)

[@Luiz17071990]

😂😂😂

[@svartvarg9778]

Ahmed is a beautiful korean name. But I was thinking to name my son with a more traditional korean name, something like Jean-Pierre.

[@ImPedofinderGeneral]

@@svartvarg9778 if you believe in nicknames so much, why you so impolite to the guy who owns the planet?

[@a.m.4479]

The voice at the beginning reminded me of the "somewhere deep down in my heart I still love you" video

[@dbuc4671]

Some may even be strange creatures from other worlds, hoping to bring stability or further discord to Runeterra.

[@user-og1nu5pb8c]

This almost made me laugh to death...😂 As a South Korean, I must say, the last phrase is wrong. But not grammatically. In general, North Korean People never officially refer to their own language as ' 한국어'. They use ' 조선어' instead. The former is used by us.

[@Crushery]

It's April Fools- he did it as a joke prob.

[@romkkaa]

​@@Crushery how do you know?

[@LunamLegionam]

@@romkkaa well this entire thing seems like a joke (like many videos of his)

[@an0606]

@@romkkaa CUZ ITS APRIL FOOLS. PERIOD.

[@user-og1nu5pb8c]

@@Crushery I know, none of his vids seem to be talking anything serious. They all look sarcastic to me, so to speak.

[@cookie_powers]

He is prove that dreams come true.🥺🇰🇵

[@justdanceredits]

Happy April Fools! For second you got me there until I realized the video was published on April 1st😅

[@muhammadfarabi609]

Happy April Second🎉😊

[@saulgoodmanKAZAKH]

Your mom actually doing this is so funny

[@user-ub5zt4up8b]

Вау, супер круто, знать столько языков - просто безумно

[@ProIsaacOfficial]

So happy for you language Simp have fun ive been to North Korea and I thought that it was the funnest place in the world

[@saudi_fatman]

dont worry bro we are here for you im currently in l dong so when you reach the city tell me i will show you around

[@marstonalex]

When Language said he's not gay i couldn't believe what i heard. Then i realised it's April 1st. What a relief

[@chiefpanda7040]

His name isn't Joshua his legal name is Language Simp so this is not his mom.

[@stvp68]

Cute shirt-love those pink flowers

[@acidj4zz]

화팅 션생님!

[@Scamingo]

Here from North Korea! It's amazing in there. The leader's just so kind to this population and the education is great! Teaches you about executions just so you don't end up in that position! The military also loves the population by protecting the border so well! North Korea Korean is also a great language. 100% recommend, happy faces here.

[@dugsz]

Why did his mom call him Joshua? His legal birth name is Language Simp

[@mrsteffen4692]

i know there's probably a lot of Joshuas there in the US but figuring out that's your name is really really cool to me cuz in my country it's a very rare name that has caused me so many annoying situations and it still does.

[@trainerstone]

I visited North Korea in 2021. They LOVE when foreigners video them and downloading to KZbin was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@Le_Trouvere]

I'd love to see your impressions of chatgpt as a language learning tool. i've been testing it to see how good it is and as long as you can ask it good questions it's very good at giving concise info on the language, grammar etc and gives really good examples and explanations of the grammar. it can also teach slang and more. it does have its flaws but i've been loving it more that luoringo ;)

[@daanvoets4125]

I hope this is not an April Fools joke, I always wanted to see what L dong looks like

[@AJSketches]

Hey man i love your videos, do you speak any Siksikáí'powahsin? Its my tribes native language and very few people speak it today!

[@osheridan]

As a North Korean, so glad to hear of your choice! Come here and visit first to see where you'll live, and I'll come back with you to America. Like an exchange student program please please 🤗

[@demeter1793]

"Well fuck, Josh"? I thought your first name was Language

[@happyelephant5384]

I am a north Korean myself, your pronunciation sounds indistinguishable from my hungry drunk neighbors!

[@toydani123]

good lucky. I hope that you post videos in north korea too 😢

[@francousmiani1234]

Ah, Oui, mucha suerte con questo!

[@skill_issue__]

Oscar level stuff

[@David-yc8hb]

As a guy with north korean background I will admit that ur korean is very good, with almost no accent

[@agriasfabula4115]

Cool guy, thank you so much for the good mood!

[@user-cd4bx6uq1y]

I remember when videos like these just started out

[@miriguyunari]

Language Simp is always so sarcastic that I completely forgot it was April Fools Day since he's always like this. 😂

[@kittensliketoplay]

wait this video was made on april first?

[@pro_igrok2005]

И тебя с первым апреля мужик

[@JaykPuten]

It needed a clip of that loud announcer lady you always see when they throw...err rocket a can in the sky

[@ironmini3499]

bruh "한국어 할 수 있어" is a weird sentence within the context (i may be wrong) because it means "I can speak korean" in future tense

[@kamatsu8]

it's weird cos he used the south korean term for the language. But that is not future tense. 수 and 줄 always take the future modifier, so 할 수 있어 is the standard way to express capability to do something. Future tense would be 할 수 있을 거야 or something.

[@alexpug5162]

As a North Korean, I would like to say that having visited us at least once, you will never want to return to America, there are so many достопримечательность, and you will idinahuy it very much

[@Pa_life]

Русский мат теперь как часть предложения на американском*😂

[@georgios_5342]

The better question is, who the hell is Joshua? 😂

[@mattstone8111]

Seriously, I thought his birth name was Language Simp.

[@LeytonTheCringeBoi]

@@mattstone8111 ikr

[@RaffieFaffie]

@@mattstone8111 It is. Joshua is just a nickname of his.

[@abigcoconuttree6667]

As a Korean North both me and lil kimmy support you ☺☺

[@jaydensanimations7022]

It is April 1st in my time. It’s time for you to move to North Korea However it’s a hard country to get out of, there are only 8 ways out

[@richardyok4026]

“Please speak American“ 😂

[@tortillavelvet9568]

Bro fulfilled the american dream

[@benjaminj4535]

You should learn welsh. It’s got some crazy features. I’m a native

[@OmerA282]

See you there

[@sm_artx]

I finally know Language Simp's legal birthname.

[@arnehefer5749]

petition for him to learn isiZulu

[@dansadler]

I knew, you're a man of reason!

[@ZennithMusic640]

Bro what the hell I'm actually subscribed to this guy since he had like 80k subscribers and now he actually has more than 920k subs- Damn😅

[@sashaakkerman7275]

I really want to go to North Korea!!) We have one guy in Russia (actually there are a lot of them, but he's the only one who showed up in the interview) who did a report on North Korea at the university and decided to find out for himself if that's really the case. He's been working with North Korea for years and they had a project where they wanted to do some girl and guy bloggers, but the "democratic" youtube itself banned them from doing it. If I myself had not observed how and why KZbin has been blocking Russian bloggers for the past year, I might not even believe it) but we are witnessing it ourselves) they block people who do not agree with the American agenda🤡

[@mush6681]

You do realise this video is satire right?

[@lumithelapphund6990]

Nah😂💀

[@angamaitesangahyando685]

It pains me so much that I will never be able to pay my respect to Juche Korea because I happen to be born in the Ukraine which has chosen the American side in this world war... Juche Korea is like heaven on Earth (yes, I'm weird, and I'm not a communist even). - Adûnâi

[@ThmSphone]

"You wouldn't stop screaming about Kil Il-Sung, so I had to put you in a cage"

[@cxk7127]

This video had me rolling 😂😂😂

[@Martinis15]

I like your videos❤❤❤

[@bes03c]

1:59 he says 한국어 할 수 있어요. It translates to " I can speak Korean." However, Noth Korea calls itself 조선 (Chosun) and its language 조선말. I believe they also favor the -니다 form over the -요 form. "Joshua" could sound more authentic by saying "조선말 할 수 있습니다." Edit: A person more knowledgeable than me knows better below. Now that I think about it, making the obvious error of speaking the South Korean dialect is probably part of the joke.

[@kamatsu8]

they don't favour the 니다 form (하십시오체) over the 요 form (해요체), they use 하십시오체 in the same contexts south koreans do. North Korean men just don't use the 해요체 very often, and usually use the uncommon-in-the-south 하오체 instead, but women speak with mostly the same levels as south koreans.

[@gytan2221]

Yup… you never know if Joshua is actually joking or not 😂

[@wishwishwish_]

As a north korean, I can't wait for you to hear NKpop

[@gytan2221]

Yes, the Kim girls is my favourite North Korean pop girl band

[@Garfield_Minecraft]

oh nooo!

[@Southern_Ural]

Спасибо, вы напомнили, что вчера было первое апреля😂

[@gustavoboscardin9351]

Next you could move to Portugal in order to learn European Brazilian

[@CookieFonster]

it's called Portuguese Brazilian. to avoid confusion, the version of brazilian spoken in brazil is usually called South American Brazilian.

[@ViolentSillyGirl]

This man really just added a new level of satire on top of his usual satire

[@montecarlostar]

Yeah he's making fun of Otto Warmbier 😒

[@incoocat150]

Your mom is a gigalass for participating in your video, thumbs up!

[@Ping63ms]

Wsg Joshua

[@lilydraguicornenosk6832]

I'm so happy for you! North Korea is so great that almost nobody ever left the country. And the ones who did regretted after

[@kittensliketoplay]

Lmao, we know why no one left, and what happened to those who tried to leave

[@juan_salvador_gaviota]

Who the f$&# is JOSH? I feel so betrayed :(

[@Illbequietfornow]

What is your language learning routine

[@archniki_]

Шутки в сторону, я хочу видеть нашего ЛангуагеСимпа в КНДР.

[@bravemoon2124]

“Please, speak American!” I burst into laughter 😂 soooo adorable of your mom to play along with you in this video

[@ahmedmedhat22]

Let's goooooooo🔥🔥

[@elfojo6785]

Should do a language review on japanese

[@Chuchen1]

As a North Korean who lives on the China-North Korea border, I can confirm that my Chinese neighbors have good Internet.

[@mian09]

Good bye freedom guy!

[@EnglishOrthodox]

North Korea is the most democratic nation

[@doudou4657]

*North Korea Enters The Chat* *Freedom Has Left The Chat*

[@EnglishOrthodox]

@@doudou4657 wdym? It’s so democratic that they vote for you.

[@metameow1]

nice!

[@dbuc4671]

Transfer each cooked lasagna sheet carefully into a large bowl or pot filled with cool water to help stop the cooking process.

[@martinenyx-filmstuff305]

Here’s a life lesson from my professor of International Politics that I’ll never forget: “Any country that has ‘democratic republic of’ as part of its name is first and foremost NOT a democratic country” lol

[@-gg-.]

No, I was so glad to hear you speak in Russian and English!

[@padmalochandash_9873]

in this channel everyday is an april's fool day.

[@ordinarryalien]

1:19 Turn the volume up, and click this in public.

[@asususersupreme]

Joshua!