Why Is No One Playing This

The Allen Wake 2 DLC just dropped and it is without a doubt one of the DLCs of all time...
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[@its_JKO]

"One of my favorite developers Sam Lake..." "Oh I never played Control" bruh

[@matejkolar5386]

I also never played it. I also love Sam Lake. Yes, I do deserve to die

[@diegeticfridge9167]

And he skipped the reading at the end… easily one of the coolest parts of any of Sam’s games.

[@yourmomslover1]

peak cuh

[@redwiltshire1816]

That’s like saying “I like (dude who made metal gear) but never played metal gear 1”

[@petersinkworking6198]

@@redwiltshire1816 the sam lake equivalent of that would be Max Payne 1 not control

[@PacioGamingYT]

Bro played Alan Wake II DLC and was dissapointed there was more story than gameplay💀

[@FlantisFroggu]

classic pyro

[@goldblood8471]

Silly lil pyro

[@yourmomslover1]

w

[@kacperwojcik9850]

not enough slop to record

[@Wolf-E_VA]

Can't even read at the end, the brainrot in pyros head is actually terminal

[@drepdrained]

dude, watching it live was abysmal

[@user-vd6zf4fx1t]

pyro has no attention spam anymore, lame

[@jstar3382]

"And my motorcycle is also a werewolf" Peak writing

[@michelmanno8244]

Pyro wondering why no one is playing his videos anymore

[@Januaryof28]

slop mid

[@crash4267]

Playing?

[@432psp]

literally. I agree with you

[@0o0ooo0o0oo0]

​@@crash4267 why do you think its called the play button? You play a video

[@Coockiez-007]

85 thousand in 7 hours? yeah it seems like projection, not everyone is you. Some parents are actually proud of their children unlike yours.

[@astillia6073]

it took me way too long to realize the rebellious twin brother is supposed to be Mr Scratch. Just so fucking wrong I forgot there was a murderous clone in the setting

[@SnesySnas]

Thank you for making me realise damn

[@SleepyMook]

Kinda sucks how in the main game he’s just some corrupt evil force instead of the goofy murderous psychopath he is in here and American Nightmare.

[@Rosy-uz5ld]

@@SleepyMook It's mostly because Alan stopped that version of Scratch in American Nightmare so he went back to being a corrupt version of Alan

[@azura7702]

​@@Rosy-uz5ldoh that sucks, American Nightmare is the only one I've been able to play and Scratch was great :(

[@astillia6073]

@@SleepyMook that's also mostly cause the chick is a demented nutjob who probably imagined it all as a fanfiction

[@alphacode5]

bro is playing a remedy game and refusing to read, is like playing valorant and refusing to be racist

[@DrinzenDrawz]

Pretty known fact that most of significant lore and world building is found through collectibles in those games

[@biggyblunts5788]

Damn I didnt know I need to get into valorant

[@redwiltshire1816]

Or playing valorant and not e-dating

[@Max-ej4oh]

"AND MY MOTORCYCLE IS ALSO A WEREWOLF!" - Chadest plot twist in game history 2069.

[@Jita_Neko]

I love the dlc, but seeing pyro play this is just actual AIDS. I know it's just for entertainment and stuff but seeing him just skip past through everything hurts my brain - he makes it feel as though he's trying to paint this game in a negative light (I know that's not what he's trying to do as he did say that he liked AW2). love his main videos and the semi-long form vids on the slop channel but watching his gameplay's gives me brain damage. If ADHD was a person, pyro'd be it. Slop live better.

[@FlantisFroggu]

I find people with ADHD more tolerable than Pyro, not even a problem actually, Pyro is something else, and I feel like he is also an enemy to ADHD

[@KatSpicert]

​@@FlantisFroggu I have some of the most inattentive ADHD, yet I'm over here thinking Pyro just might be a special breed of inattention.

[@DrinzenDrawz]

​@@KatSpicerthonestly though, the fact he's commenting on too much story in a remedy game is crazy 💀

[@sgtleolp]

Bro seriosly went " I aint reading all that" on the ending The brain rot is actually insane with this man

[@tobyistipsy]

18:50 Sam did not found Remedy Entertainment, he was asked by one of his good friends who did found Remedy to come and write a story for a game. Sam is very well known in Remedy Entertainment for the games he has written but he is still only a creative director, not one of the founders :3 (Btw im surprised you actually enjoyed aw2 seeing at it is primarily story-driven and your slop filled brain cant handle reading more than a paragraph....)

[@punkyard.]

the ceo is tim allen wake

[@kristofzsoldos4240]

honestly it still baffles me how underrated Alan Wake 2 is

[@igfferftygee2194]

Well its a boring game, story has big entry threshold (also you need to complete first part before second) and gameplay is basic "shoot target"

[@igfferftygee2194]

its more enjoyable to watch review of the story rather than play it

[@Purgeturrets]

​@@igfferftygee2194yk damn well theres more than just "shoot target"

[@user-ot8wl7oh9s]

because Alan woke up

[@Jita_Neko]

​​​​@@igfferftygee2194 Don't get me wrong, the game has it's flaws but you can't deny the passion these devs have for this "Remedy-verse" that they have created; it's chock full of so many good and unique ideas and there's alot of charm in it - the meta, references from other media ingrained in the narratives DNA, Sam Lake being a hack (affectionate), the goofy musical sections in each of their games and so much more. Sure, Sam can be a bit pretentious at times (like inserting himself into his games) but you can't help but love the guy and his passion for his games - literally Western Kojima. Also, there are so many tip offs not to take the game seriously and to just have fun with it, the most obvious one being the musical and the DLC. Not to mention the "Haters" in the first ep of said DLC is pretty much Sam Lake semi-making fun of himself saying "The pacing is all over the place" or "there's too many metaphors" and other stuff like that. Being a remedy fan myself, I do understand that their games have flaws that sometimes stick out like a sore thumb but I just love all of them personally. Like the gameplay being a bit tedious sometimes and a much toned down version of the newer RE games and all that. Anyways, cheers.

[@sebastiantheseal4465]

THANK YOU FATHER FOR THE SLOP

[@minnesota5167]

no way bro said "allen wake"

[@splathana]

Literally how the name is pronounced

[@splathana]

I want to apologise, i misunderstood your intent

[@angellopezmora7262]

Alan despierto dos

[@snkybrki]

​@@angellopezmora7262what would Alan Woke be in spanish?

[@doesntmatter7560]

​@@snkybrkiAllan despiertalo dos

[@karameruringo3541]

Delulu pink woman save me

[@Etrical_]

I have Osteoporosis

[@aslonz5308]

2:36 bro getting ready for his games journalist career.

[@nicolascampos1082]

Alan Wake 2 is amazing and the dlc is Peak fiction. I love the absurdity of Rose's chapter. Pure cinema.

[@FaceBack2122]

DLC of PeakPeak.

[@ThyNamethTooken]

I didn't realise they put you in the game

[@Astartes-6969]

You could tell that he never paid attention to the songs cuz each song's lyrics literally explained the plot of the game. And Pyro would know that if he actually paid attention. I swear, he makes fun of kids for having short attention spans but he barely pays attention to anything. He did the same thing with the Xbox Showcase, only paying attention to TikTok. Like bro...... Really........

[@oscarfromsharktale3868]

Sam Lake you HACK (affectionate)

[@James-Salty-Sunderland]

Woe, Brick be upon ye

[@gilbert_shork3338]

1:45 end of evangelion be like

[@KennethRobinson-rf9wj]

Your content vibe is just right, keep it up

[@joesuss4669]

wear some fucking clothes kenneth

[@GladysFuston]

so its the doppleganger here Mr. Scratch? (not AW2 scratch, but the one in American Nightmare). it sure acts like him

[@legmaster99]

It’s gotta be AN Scratch, but how is he even alive?

[@shmanty6307]

@@legmaster99these are "what if" episodes. They're not supposed to be apart of the story

[@legmaster99]

@@shmanty6307 Boo. Let me have my fun!

[@Thewatcher-ej6qv]

They are Alan escape attempts so they probably did happen

[@shmanty6307]

@@Thewatcher-ej6qv honestly yea that does make sense but Sam Lake did say these are just what if episodes.

[@garretthberne3035]

Certified IGN gameplay.

[@Avarrocka]

If this gets 1 like i will fight Pyro in a dennys parking lot

[@Avarrocka]

Say no more

[@tellmeimstupid1855]

Give him a haircut while you’re at it

[@SneedBass]

I'm holding you to this random KZbin commentor

[@VlazeSkylax]

Chat needs to bully pyro until he plays Control

[@CracksterJack]

Pyro is utterly infuriating when he actively does shit that harms his own enjoyment and then blames the game lmao

[@Sm0k3turt]

Alan Wake 2 slaps. Can’t wait for further remedy titles. I should replay it.

[@ellienoire6054]

how does pyro simultaneously make 5h video essays deep diving a franchise and its themes to a great degree of detail but is also the single most zoomer brained media illiterate mfs on the internet

[@AggressiveSpaghetti]

Alan Wake 2: All in Le Head

[@grahamda1379]

*clip of mad max, people holding metal bowls*

[@sloththebuilder4152]

adding a random 's' to the end of names really enhances the experience pyro

[@minnesota5167]

the bro who wrote the description getting fired fosho

[@RJH755]

For some reason Alan Wake 2 was made unavailable on the epic store in New Zealand so I can't buy the DLC despite owning the base game in my library, really pisses because it looks peak

[@solanumtuberosa]

Funny how the scariest thing was the song.

[@kernelpanic10101]

"One of the DLCs of all time" ⚰

[@HotcakeCurious]

Hey Pyro, just wanted to let you know that I love you and appreciate everything you do, including your content. I know it may sound basic, but you really did help me get through some rough times. Not only that, but you've always been my first and favorite option for whenever I want to chill at home. You make me feel cozy, but at the same time, your impressive content keeps me at the edge of my seat. You make me happy, and I hope you are happy too. Thank you. Love ya

[@sillypinkewe]

🫂 Wholesome goodness.

[@PapaLuge]

bro typed Allen

[@war_fish]

alan when he walks again

[@dreh88]

Bro's playing a story driven game. Skips all the story. Gets disappointed. Rage-baiting fr

[@matti...]

I should have known that only Sam Lake could have made the first Waitress-type game. Inspiring stuff

[@stroward6108]

Mmmm more sloppier then my septic tank, thank you all mighty father for this great slop of the day. I will now feast on this slop in your honour…

[@billydo949]

this video was so good i fell asleep for 2h

[@overturemaycry]

That cop looks alot like the main character from quantum break 8:06

[@Barbosa_]

don't know if you're joking but

[@overturemaycry]

@Barbosa_ I could be tripping. I haven't played quantum break in awhile

[@Rowy_]

@@overturemaycry cause it's literally him, just a different dimension, and jesse is also beth wilder ( the cop in QB) thats why they felt attached and jesse said if he would find her just like he said that to her in quantum breaks ending

[@overturemaycry]

@@Rowy_ ty for confirming

[@phillipbrown4686]

You should play Control

[@transcreatureofchaos]

Alan Wake 2 was really goated, massive improvement over the first for me. Shame it didn't get a wider release on PC

[@themightyhood5922]

Least violent gun owner in the US:

[@filet5634]

Ah yes. The food old gameplay without commentary. I enjoyed it a lot and I am waiting for more

[@nicknevco215]

Pyro living his dream of drag

[@MegaMug]

5:35 Pyro panicking

[@senntai]

bro you need to play control it's peak and has connections to alan wake's story as well

[@joshuahstubbs6753]

20:23 - 20:37 Confirmation

[@unsabdipal]

0 glebs in 22 parsecs. Bro vorped off

[@themilkguy9572]

7:51 most genuine pyro has ever sounded in his life

[@ANTISHIEMMS]

if alan wake was made in 2024

[@Sachiels]

looking jacked pyro damn

[@DevyJ]

We need a Twin Peaks breakdown from Pyro

[@thousandyoung]

It's actually Alien Woke

[@Steampunk_Bradbury0451]

That firsts dlc made me think Barbie with a shotgun that was freaken dope

[@Waychums]

Why tf is this how I find out Alan Wake 2 got DLC

[@reindeerbites_]

AW2 is a really good game, I don't understand how this game is super slept on. The level of detail with in-game models and in-game effects are insane. I highly suggest you play the base story mode, it's great! also yes, Ilkka Villi does look like keanu reeves.

[@PirateKingBoros]

Because $70 for a digital only basic edition game is bullshit. That’s why.

[@r0bert649]

The dlc is kinda good. But i thought it would be better to give Control protagonist the gun she used in her game. After all, if I'm not mistaken, the act of becoming bureau's director was she lootin' the gun from a dead guy 🙃

[@BrogieSmells]

I take showers with pyro every day

[@DerekDickey]

You should play Control sometime if you love Alan Wake 2.

[@Rowy_]

where can i find the full vod?

[@Januaryof28]

6:16 licking pyros hands:)

[@average_lsd_enjoyer7659]

Darkwood where?

[@azura7702]

6:44 PLAY IT IMMEDIATELY, IT'S MY FAVORITE GAME OF ALL TIME AND IT'S SO FUN (Especially when you're high, all the liminality of the Oldest House goes insane then)

[@gopnikwithdefibsdefib8911]

Almost forgot about Summer NoGames Fest 💀

[@anybodyelse2050]

maybe if he gets dmca’d enough we’ll actually get darkwood

[@sportyzmech2104]

its epic games exclusive, thats why

[@gravewalker9162]

25:41 lmao at the comment

[@redc7146]

Only 4K in 10 minutes? Bro is finished

[@3liq868]

Guys guys he uploaded cruelty squad

[@monktheimmortal]

Mate you misspelled in the description, fix it won’t ya

[@T1NK33R]

they need to bring it to steam ASAP

[@cameronhunte6761]

7:30 is that loss on that piece of paper?

[@minedude33]

Pyro when the characters are whimsical and likeable and not complete degenerate "all in le head" "you f'ed up my face" chads

[@TheRealKiRBEY]

because your musk alienated everyone

[@lolicomumaglock4862]

WE'RE STARVING PYRO, THE PIGGIES ARE STARVING

[@josaicmosaic]

"The Allen Wake 2 DLC" nice

[@julianhaelig119]

pyro is god. pyro is life. you may think he fell off...but terrance howard knows he really flew on.

[@davidgrigoras-we4dl]

GTA VI before Darkwood video

[@ichkataBG]

3 videos in a day

[@chuyperron2558]

Cosplay as rose please 🙏🙏🙏

[@pakee2352]

Funny thing is, that song isnt copyrighted

[@lynxlagoon]

lol, It's so good it sounds like it is

[@pakee2352]

@@lynxlagoon Apparently the singer is a 17 year old girl from Finland. She killed it.

[@lynxlagoon]

@@pakee2352 NO WAY, wow.

[@pakee2352]

@@lynxlagoon I know right? Also Remedy helped with the creation of Poets of the fall since the lead singer is a good friend of Sam Lake, who asked him to make a song for Max Payne 2 and the rest is history. Sam literaly helping artist with his art.

[@riotchock4259]

Because there is no inflation

[@6vitamin]

Well there was no marketing, it's an Epic Store Exclusive, and in general people didnt know about Alan Wake 2 DLC's

[@exibicuv]

21:03 pyro blinks like a lizard

[@WhiteTyrone]

That weird wtf

[@caetanocarvalhorodrigues2018]

Grab the characters with the most interesting gameplay throw games history Put them as skin in your DLC and add some floppy dialogues Recicle the map Now watch your DLC pass by unknown to the public

[@diegeticfridge9167]

😭😭😭 go play skull and bones or suicide squad 💀 This dlc was incredible

[@dex6864]

Recicle lol

[@heitorcorrea4206]

Damn I might even cop the game just for that DLC looks fun as hell

[@heitorcorrea4206]

oh damn its only like 30min DLC, I'm not paying full price just to play that

[@MK.DANABNORMAL]

@@heitorcorrea4206the dlc has 3 episodes all adds up to like a few hours

[@chedsalvia6270]

allen wake 2 is NOT on steam!?

[@bayloon98]

It isn’t an exclusivity deal, epic flat out published this one so it’s never coming to steam sadly

[@chedsalvia6270]

@@bayloon98 i guess i know why no one is playing it

[@ShowerEnjoyer99]

More pyro slop thank you

[@bruhazaurs3325]

Sigma skibidi gyaat rizzler ,mm wat de sigma only in ohia, pyro haircut.

[@gaarakabuto1]

Connordawg and pyro are just suckers for finnish games.

[@TheNickSweat]

It blows my mind how slept on Alan Wake II is. This was a rather short DLC, but I think that's because we lost the voice actor for Casey. The Lake House will probably be a lot longer.

[@MlemilieMods]

the DLC is a masterpiece, I'm playing through Quantum Break rn as a result of it

[@VladAkrista]

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