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@ElderNerd5 жыл бұрын
The best segue to a sponsor you've done so far😀
@jumpkickman19935 жыл бұрын
Please make a video on Robert Lazar💯✌
@azanathwhateley72355 жыл бұрын
When you were doing the advert, your voice kinda sounded like an English guy that was hanging out with 1940s mafia guys too much.
@Allman2035 жыл бұрын
Today I Found Out where is the link for the green boy and girl?
@Competitive_Antagonist5 жыл бұрын
As a former conspiracy theorist, investigative videos are a joy to watch. No smug mocking, just straight facts. These supposed mysterious cases are still fun to know about even if they seem rather mundane after investigation. I do wish I could support, but I'm just too poor right now.
@the88thdarcstar5 жыл бұрын
30 years of watching star wars everything and I never had put together that Yoda was a literal "little green alien" ...my brain just shut off. Had to restart video
@chrisquint36565 жыл бұрын
UnitedWeStand Lucas originally wanted yoda to be blue... so idk
@timsmith25255 жыл бұрын
@@chrisquint3656 The Lizard People wouldn't let Lucas make Yoda blue.
@purpleblorb5 жыл бұрын
saaaaame
@darkwolfnova3445 жыл бұрын
@T. F. 32 prove not you will, hmmm
@Mewithabeard5 жыл бұрын
Star Wars has so many levels x)
@GaretZaugg5 жыл бұрын
My girl just walked by and said “oh, you’re watching Vsauce?” I’m not sure it’s going to work out.
@RevJR5 жыл бұрын
"Hey vsauce, Simon here, and this is the top ten reasons your girl is going to leave you."
@dragonskunkstudio75825 жыл бұрын
That is so cute.
@tiagotiagot5 жыл бұрын
Well, she knows Vsauce, so that's a plus...
@Nick-ce6lt5 жыл бұрын
The SW behind Simon looks like a VS though
@z-manoverstreet5 жыл бұрын
If he is Vsauce then I have a girl
@TheBruceKeller5 жыл бұрын
9:36 Those aliens look like they are dropping the dopest alien rap album.
@PrayItForwardAGAPE5 жыл бұрын
Kel and the Zeta crew!!!
@billthompson51175 жыл бұрын
Gray life's matter
@edwardleas16194 жыл бұрын
When the tractor been clears
@Kinobambino4 жыл бұрын
Bruce Keller on gang
@Kinobambino4 жыл бұрын
Bruce Keller with aliens with big butts called zeta reTHICCules
@crashjenn284 жыл бұрын
I was watching this on my porch and when Simon says "lizard people" a toad hopped across my feet. Scared me but then I remembered toads are amphibians, but they could be in on it. Perhaps they control the lizard people. Luckily reality was restored and I stopped skeptically staring at the toad as if he was the leader of the nwo
@vinnyganzano19303 жыл бұрын
They are our pets. A handful got loose a couple of million years back and you know, EVOLUTION's a bitch.
@dhotnessmcawesome97473 жыл бұрын
That doesn't work for me brother. Wrestling joke. Trust me, it's killer funny.
@Amy-si8gq3 жыл бұрын
toad: good, he doesnt know
@owaindavies99713 жыл бұрын
Nah, they're controlled by mice according to Douglas Adams.
@moguldamongrel30543 жыл бұрын
@@owaindavies9971 I thought mice were planet building super geniuses?
@makerhappy67185 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite parts about being an alien on this planet is...Every time I tell somebody that I'm from a different planet they just think I'm crazy.
@Kinobambino4 жыл бұрын
MAKER HAPPY what.
@daerdevvyl43144 жыл бұрын
Kino He said that one of his favorite parts about being an alien on this planet is the fact that every time he tells somebody that he’s from a different planet they just think he’s crazy.
@YoMommazNUTZ4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I would think that as long as you look like everyone else be it organic or a great humansuit nobody would be paying attention to you due to the lack of green or gray skin. Please only destroy the people who are evil and talk in theaters and enjoy the planet
@unikeko964 жыл бұрын
Same
@jayhom53854 жыл бұрын
Well it just needs to work to pick up on 1 chick, Zaphod.
@ztoob88985 жыл бұрын
10:15 "...and speaking of super-advanced, bald humanoids..." Simon, you're a treasure!
@Phil98745 жыл бұрын
Not convinced this is the real simon
@TodayIFoundOut5 жыл бұрын
What if I told you there's never been a real Simon...
@ianpage25095 жыл бұрын
@@TodayIFoundOut Simon is relative.
@Phil98745 жыл бұрын
@@TodayIFoundOut Touche good sir, Touche.
@DocAtCdi5 жыл бұрын
didn't we just see him eliminated by the Illuminati?
@Jimmyinvictus5 жыл бұрын
There's a Simon over at the Tyrell Corporation. I want you to go put the machine on it.
@lordvlygar29635 жыл бұрын
To jump off that last point, maybe they grays are really just the greens in their version of hazmat suits or laboratory PPE.
@ProfessorYana5 жыл бұрын
@Syntheon That is... actually fairly similar to one of the concepts used in the old Gerry Anderson TV show "UFO". (And here's a of Bonus Fact: the 'you-foe' pronunciation of UFO survives in that show.)
@edwardleas16194 жыл бұрын
Or advanced enough for their ai robots to be made of organic bio materials
@Fisher_Films4 жыл бұрын
I’m wheezing. Simon really just called us Canadian’s as the United States’ Hat 🤣🤣🤣
@Sol17Opacus3 жыл бұрын
9:39 oh man, I loved Straight Outta Zeta Reticuli! Such a good album
@e11aguru5 жыл бұрын
My biggest childhood phobia was waking up at night and seeing the gray aliens with the huge black eyes standing around me. I grew up in the 80s and 90s when that stuff was really popular and all over TV. And there's the cover of Communion *shudder*.
@Tomb-G192 жыл бұрын
*Grey clicking sounds*
@sritz2 жыл бұрын
I had the same exact thing. The amount of sleep I lost as a kid due to that damned movie…
@mattgilbert7347 Жыл бұрын
Ahh dude don't my childhood fear also *double shudder*
@RicardoHernandezGTX Жыл бұрын
Communion an fire in the sky fuct me up as a kid my biggest phobia beside cavediving freak that
@ridesq Жыл бұрын
Same here. And it’s still my biggest fear.
@eugenetswong5 жыл бұрын
Aliens: we have come to abduct you, and probe you. My fellow Canadians: it's not abduction, if it is consensual.
@TealDobber5 жыл бұрын
So, I've heard that story of the couple and their missing time, but this is the first time that I've heard about the damage to their vehicle. The strange thing to me is that I had a similar experience. The main difference is that my missing time ended in the hospital. My wife and I were rear-ended on a major highway around a major city in Canada. It seems clear to me that they were rear-ended, but didn't get medical attention. It's possible that the people who rear-ended them fled the scene and just never fessed up to it. Their memory loss is due to the concussions from the accident. It is likely really that simple. Why has that never been suggested on anything I've watched before? Thanks Today I Found Out! Love your channel and I'm always recommending it to others.
@pocohax65522 жыл бұрын
This story is much more plausible than aliens And their story is the least believable story of all time yet people are still talking about it. It’s absolutely insane
@ambulocetusnatans5 жыл бұрын
I've had sleep paralysis a few times. If I didn't know what it was, I could see how it could be mistaken for an alien technology.
@Rimmsolin3 жыл бұрын
There can be 2 things that are similar, but aren’t correlated.
@bllllood3 жыл бұрын
sleep paralysis is fun.......however if you feel confusion during it not as fun(only had confusion once and thats recently) it felt like i was in a loop state +....well....dont remember it clearly now but eh :S
@kaylag50433 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I've had it a couple times as well and had pressure on my chest so I guess it could have seemed like I was strapped to a table about to be experimented on.
@mixumup12 жыл бұрын
Every time i had that one good focused breath broke me free every time
@gj91572 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing a figure near my bed the first time it happened. Worst experience ever.
@NotSoCrazyNinja4 жыл бұрын
The reason you didn't hear of extraterrestrials, UFOs, or abductions in the past is due to fear of ridicule. My grandparents witnessed a close encounter with a UFO and my mom was in the car with them when it happened. My mom came clean to me one day when we were talking about UFOs, but my grandparents never said a word about the event to anyone. I suspect it was due to fear of ridicule. In modern times, a lot of people just don't care if they're mocked or made fun of, so they speak their minds more often than not. Thanks to the internet and the semi-anonymity it brings, people who have witnessed stuff are much more likely to spill the beans. Humans have been seeing UFOs for all of their history, and there have been close encounters throughout history. Kind of similar to how so many are thinking that autism has become a major problem and that it didn't use to exist. The reality is that autism has been around for the entire history of humans. We have just become a lot better at diagnosing it. Same with homosexuality. There are people who genuinely think that homosexuality being "so rampant" is a "modern problem". No, throughout history homosexuals have existed, but due to real danger to them, most kept it to themselves and pretended to be straight. Society didn't magically get more homosexuals over the past few decades, they just stopped hiding who they were. Extraterrestrials have not been hanging around or abducting people more over the past century, we have just started paying more attention and speaking up about our encounters and experiences.
@hydrolito2 жыл бұрын
Extraterrestrials were common in the past description of things. Angels came down from heaven which is the sky, Lucifer was brought down from the sky, Asgardians were supposed to travel the cosmos on the rainbow bridge, New Jerusalem in final book of the bible is a giant cube in space, where they travel to a new heaven and new Earth. A god supposedly drove a sun chariot what we might now call a star ship.
@UpperDarbyDetailing Жыл бұрын
Then how come we can't find them? Any species advanced enough to have interstellar space craft, especially for repeated visits over thousands of years, is advanced enough to have built megastructures in their own system, such as Dyson Swarms. If they have FTL travel they should have pretty much colonized the entire galaxy by now and whether they existed or not wouldn't even be a question. Have you noticed that since everyone has started carrying a camera in their pocket UFO sightings have gone down?
@Meninx87 Жыл бұрын
Uhm no.
@Wolverinefan6164 ай бұрын
@@UpperDarbyDetailingI always have been thinking about this since my orchestra conductor brought it up but we try and humanize possible extra terrestrial life to much what if they don't care about colonizing or going to distant worlds for all we know they could be dumber than rocks and if UFOS were made by them it could've been on accident
@UpperDarbyDetailing4 ай бұрын
@@Wolverinefan616 it’s extremely unlikely they could invent a form of travel they gets to other systems quickly by accident. However, your point is a good one. Aliens are alien. Their behavior could be totally meaningless to us. That’s the point of the story of C’thulu. It isn’t evil. It’s just so incredibly different that we can’t comprehend it.
@ginnyjollykidd5 жыл бұрын
I'll bet the "floating truck" was on top of a hill with a mirage of sky reflected off the top of the road, much as is seen on hot days on the road with anything on top of hills. Mirages can appear with quite an apparent height on top of which the vehicle "sits" or "rides."
@maximeprometheas5 жыл бұрын
As someone who's started off my career as a Sci-Fi writer, and then deliberately had psychiatrist friends of mine put me through a battery of lie-detectors and hypnotism and what-not - I know that if an artist is completely dedicated to their project, they will remember their fiction like if it were reality. And just to F with your minds further, I am likewise legally obliged to deny anything I've just written.
@whiwhimee5 жыл бұрын
You didn't pose the question that I always thought of: Why are alien depictions are nude-without clothing or alien spacesuits?
@LimeyLassen5 жыл бұрын
It's already well established that aliens are perverts
@ShinyGoldBacon5 жыл бұрын
Humans are one of only a handful of species on earth who "clothe" themselves, and we initially did that for protection from cold and injuries. It's not unlikely that another intelligent species might never adopt the custom of wearing things over their bodies because they never needed to, especially if those beings are actually robots. Or maybe they have some kind of invisible shield suits that protect them.
@duncanmcgee135 жыл бұрын
If you think about it, what other clothing would they have? Theyre not home.
@TheNasaDude5 жыл бұрын
If they are green, they could be photosynthetic, and if they dress themselves, they might die or become ill
@Dampfaeus5 жыл бұрын
They are obviously printed bodies for their uploaded minds, and are only used for a short time.
@ninjaswordtothehead3 жыл бұрын
Interviewer: What do you remember from your time on the alien vessel, sir? Me: Mostly the screaming, my non-stop screaming.
@Nyctophora4 жыл бұрын
Excellent, especially when you brought up the Green Children, I like Jacques Valee's theory that the stories of fairies have a lot in common with the stories of aliens. (I'm not sure if he came up with it but I know he wrote about it.)
@julietfischer50563 жыл бұрын
Aliens are the modern fae folk. The stories draw from that source, but with _science_ rather than magic. Unless one decides that the fae folk were extraterrestrials.
@jermainekngdom31543 жыл бұрын
Year. Fairies are actually due to racism. Sidhe are from gaelic called the mound people. They inhabited the island before them and have been ran into underground in mounds. Modern interpretation are made from evolved fictional works and folklore and was never thought to be real.
@julietfischer50563 жыл бұрын
@@jermainekngdom3154- The fae are not pre-Celtic inhabitants of Britain. They're supernatural beings capable of messing you up, so it's a good thing they don't exist.
@julietfischer50563 жыл бұрын
They're similar because they originate from similar motivations in the storytellers. But you can do something about the fae, while aliens just float you out the window and stick probes up your butt.
@jermainekngdom31543 жыл бұрын
@@julietfischer5056 thats german and artherian interpretation. They are more scarier than aliens
@natsune095 жыл бұрын
While in the Army, one job I had was with satellites. When launching a new one and putting it through some tests, we had people from Lockhead Martin at our site. I got to talking to this older man who had worked there a long time. He had worked on making the SR71 and it was interesting hear him talk about it. He basically talked about how advanced the plane was, that he thought he was a smart man, but some of the stuff that went into it blew his mind and had no idea how people figured these things out. Some of the stuff he saw how it worked, was explained why, but was still little confused why it did, like almost like it was made by a wizard. The plane was just so far ahead of its time and that we still don't know the limits of what it can do. Interesting man.
@Kryoza2 жыл бұрын
That’s just someone seeing technology that’s advanced for the first time
@cotati76 Жыл бұрын
Whenever the military shows the public “new” tech it’s already 20-25 years old. The first F-117 stealth fighter was built and flown in the 1960s but the military didn’t show the public until the first gulf war in 1990. It explains all the “triangle shaped UFOs” people were seeing at the time. We can’t imagine what they are working on now.
@hecticfreeze5 жыл бұрын
9:31 That alien rap crew has some dope album art
@PrayItForwardAGAPE5 жыл бұрын
KEL and Zeta Ret Crew, dropping their new studio album 1 lightyear from now!!
Interesting. I always just assumed that the green skin color came from old comic books, back in the days when publishers didn't have that many colors to work with and green skin was an easy way to immediately establish a character as non-human.
@hydrolito3 жыл бұрын
Green, blue, yellow, red, orange, purple, brown, black, white and gray characters are sometimes used in comics more complex colors are probably hard to do.
@bruh34573 жыл бұрын
@@hydrolito "more complex colors are probably hard to do" more complex colors like what?? Pink??? You just said all the colors bro
@@zappyapp cyan and magenta are base colors on printers man Every other color you mentioned is perfectly doable on an old printer used for comics
@zappyapp3 жыл бұрын
@@bruh3457 "Green, blue, yellow, red, orange, purple, brown, black, white and gray" -hydro "You just said *all* the colors bro" - you replying to hydro "cyan and magenta are base colors on printers man Every other color you mentioned is perfectly doable on an old printer used for comics " -also you That should explain itself.
@lowercherty3 жыл бұрын
Ever since Paul was captured they've been drip feeding us images like these so that we don't freak out when we see one for real.
@jamesbecker73023 жыл бұрын
I am endlessly fascinated by what an alien homeworld looks like.. the flora and fauna.. the cultures and everyday life. I’ve found nada
@extremelycareless25415 жыл бұрын
They are actually green, they are just tanned by a purple sun.
@cristianverdugogalaz87255 жыл бұрын
makes sence to me
@ginnyjollykidd5 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't that be a red sun?
@ginnyjollykidd5 жыл бұрын
@rvidal0001 Mmm, I wouldn't dismiss it. After all, there are blue - hot stars. Why not purple? (for those who don't think there is a purple, you might get tested for red - green colorblindness. I know *I* can see it. And bees can even see ultraviolet light. One book I read about it called it "bee purple"
@markkarasik22114 жыл бұрын
rvidal0001 Learned something new! Thanks😎
@abc-yg6tk4 жыл бұрын
Some incorrect facts in this video, and with incomplete crucial info. 1. You completely ignored the Zimbabwe 1994 Ariel school case, where 60-ish kids 6/8-12 saw a craft and short grey aliens. 2. Lazar never said he worked at area 51, but actually a place called S4. He also never claimed aliens are real. He only talked about reverse engineering a craft (Joe Rogan interview)
@jaybechaves70555 жыл бұрын
I can't help but notice that Simon's accent noticeably changed when speaking about the dollar shave club plug.
@BroKEnCaPSLoCk15 жыл бұрын
I have noticed that he has a presenting voice which is more formal. The Nic Cage video has such a different tone as it is more informal. Maybe he went to school for it?
@Brandon-dy8us5 жыл бұрын
Maybe its because he uses a fake british accent
@sallycostello83795 жыл бұрын
@@Brandon-dy8us oh he's British alright!
@acepilot15 жыл бұрын
Brandon he is a Brit...
@metamorphicorder5 жыл бұрын
He lives i believe in the US. Maybe im wrong, but brits due to the albeit not obvious but still extant similarity of brittish and american accent spectrums, do when living among yanks and the plethora of othet accents in the US, experience a gradual shift in their accents. A good example of this is Hugu Laurie who is brittish, he played the titular character in House MD. He used an affected accent for that role and in addition to the character Chase, an aussie, played by i believe an actual aussie, one of the main cameramen was also from down under. He remarked that consistently keeping a consistent accent was sometimes difficult hearing not one but two peoples regularly talk in an accent thar while different than his was miles closer to it that anyone elses including the character he was playing. I said all of that to say this, its not uncommon to find in brits living abroad particularly ones whose profession requires them to sort of modulate their accents and pronunciations, and when heard by those who live with and among the accent, or those who are very familiar with it a certain 'fake' quality to their accent. Theres a certain over lap between a brittish guy trying poorly to sound more American and an american trying sound brittish.
@magnusgreel2755 жыл бұрын
This is a very thorough video! It's cool that you took the time to discuss it fully.
@kittywampusdrums3 жыл бұрын
The main issue is that people who have been abducted or had an experience never read anything about previous accounts, guarantee the dozens of kids in Zimbabwe school incident hadn't heard anything like that before.
@Tristinthereviewguy20032 жыл бұрын
At the Ruwa school near Harare in 1994 ,the Zimbabwe children at the school ( many of who were white Afrikaners) claimed they had seen aliens ,while some of the black students thought they had seen tribal figures, so different folklore and backgrounds can affect ones viewpoint
@DemonLogic5556 ай бұрын
Ah zimbabwe, very credible nation!
@beekneed3 ай бұрын
@DemonLogic555 Parading ignorance still?
@TheWolfeDen4 жыл бұрын
I've been watching X-Files lately and seeing this video just added so much more depth to the writing of the show.
@kjs87195 жыл бұрын
I like that he sounds genuinely almost childishly enthusiastic about the product he's advertising
@lukelee79675 жыл бұрын
In the two weeks before Betty and Barney Hill were hypnotized Barney likely watched The Outer Limits and The Twilight Zone. Both of which had aired episodes in the past two weeks that likely influenced what he "remembered".
@TheLoxxxton5 жыл бұрын
I love seeing the Simon pop up in my feed 5 times a day but how does one man maintain such an output? Maybe he has multiple clones or survives on nothing but industrial grade stimulants. I fear he is not doing this volentarily, I imagine balaclava wearing maniacs behind the camera holding his family hostage. We need a free the Simon kickstarter campaign. Even more worrying to think of is the theory that the Simon is stuck in some groundhog day like time glitch forever to sit in a tiny studio endlessly churning out interesting facts for us unknowing fools!! Our hearts must go out to the Simon who must be broken in his never ending factoid hell. Good luck the Simon our hearts go out to you.
@Brandon-dy8us5 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's a team of researchers that write these videos and he just reads them off which would make sense because you can record 20 of these in a day and then you have 4 days of content while you write and research more videos.
@sterling93145 жыл бұрын
loxxxton poxxxton considering the Illuminati shot and killed him in a previous video and quickly replaced him with what can only be described as an almost completely identical and very convincing clone, I think we can assume with certainty that there are multiple Simon clones/androids that, while originally created to educate the masses, have been corrupted or replaced by the New World Order and can no longer be trusted.
@acepilot15 жыл бұрын
Simon is an omnipotent alien all hail our Alien Overlord!
@richardbidinger25775 жыл бұрын
They probably pay him gawdawful amounts of money, and most of those videos aren't very long, so he probably only works 20 hours a week and makes more than all of us combined, so who wouldn't want a job like that.
@jamesdspaderf28835 жыл бұрын
CGI and deep fake technology, it's all one big simulation to profit from monetized KZbin Channels, the real Simon is now a homeless person living off the streets in London
@KennyRider1375 жыл бұрын
Bob Lazar's work and educational history were substantiated by various researchers. He really did work at Area 51. And he was very careful to say he did not know where the technology he saw came from. You lost a few points there, but thank you for talking about Betty Hill and her delusions.
@toasternfriends33292 жыл бұрын
Yeah, not true, no researcher has been able to confirm Lazar's work and educational history.
@stevedave58672 жыл бұрын
Jesus I feel like I'm the only one that actually comprehensively followed bobs story. He's full of shit - see art bell interviews where they accidentally give the show away, the accident in Los Alamos where he pinched 50% of the story he told, his educational history = exactly what he was i.e a tech assistant. Not a nuclear physicist.
@toasternfriends33292 жыл бұрын
@@stevedave5867 You aren't the only one, not even close.
@bryna77 ай бұрын
Agreed. The Lazar thing isn't so simple as "he was soundly discredited".
@krystalbrooks68694 жыл бұрын
I am a child of Groom Lake (aka Area 51). From the 1980's to the 90's. Bob Lazar is a joke. He wanted his 15 mins of fame and got it. One of the biggest things that points out Bob is full of it? The badge he presented. No badge at Area 51(which covers more than just Groom Lake) has a picture of you on your badge. At Area 51 you are a number and nothing more. The card (badge) you are handed operates like a hotel key card. It has a strip on the back that allows you in to certain areas at Groom Lake Groom Lake has never been a secret. You can find newspapers reporting on everything being done when it was first being erected. Back then it was called Paradise Ranch. One of the reason for this name? Because the company (Skunkworks) wanted it to sound enticing to get people to work there. Paradise Ranch was created to test the U2 from an old military base no longer being used. Later it would help back engineer alien aircraft, alien here meaning Russian. In fact, the 4 big hangers at the North end of the base are called Red Hats. The Red Hats is the name for Russian military aircraft we picked up due to the help of deserters. This information went on to help understand the Russians radar systems to make sure our aircraft would not be shoot down. As for families being forbidden to discuss the operations at the base, well it only works for so long. Spies amongst the mist. Groom Lake has housing and bars. On your time off people would go to the bar to relax. While people would drink, some getting drunk. These certain people would sit down with you and have a conversation. The basic conversation would roll over to what it is your are working on. If you told and the spy reported you, you would be reprimanded.
@firstlast-cs6eg5 жыл бұрын
. The Dollar shave club website and this KZbinr doesn't say how much it costs for regular blade shipments. He says "regular price", that they won't tell you that price and it can't be found on their website, is suspicious. Generally buying a safety blade is cheaper and more environmentally friendly too. Also It requires a little learning how to use it but once you do, it works fine and is so much cheaper. Like I got 100 blades for $10, that's 10 cents a blade. You might also buy a shaving brush and cream (you dip the brush into the cream which is is more solid like a soap and apply to your face) it's also cheaper long term and more environmentally friendly than the aerosol stuff and it seems to work better.
@AFmedic5 жыл бұрын
I'm 69 and still use an old fashion double edge razor. Blades are cheaper and they last longer because they don't clog up like the 3, 5, 6 bladed razors.
@firstlast-cs6eg5 жыл бұрын
@@AFmedic Yeah, the double edged is what I use too. But I'm told the single edged last longer to compensate for their single edge, requires a slightly different way of shaving I think? Generally double is cheaper because it's more common. Double edged is not double blade, the edges are on either side. So either way your dealing with one blade edge as you shave, which allows you to deal with the contours of say a face or whatever easier. With these razor blade faces, not only are they impossible to clean out and fully dry before you need to use it again but they got this wide bed filled with many razors which means it doesn't contour well since the shaving face is so wide. Companies that sell shaving heads will advertise about flexibility in these shaving heads where the blades can move independent of one another, but that's not an issue with a single blade edge (with either type of product the blade itself won't flex much, nor do you want it to)
@AFmedic5 жыл бұрын
@@firstlast-cs6eg - Yes! With the double edge, if you notice a little build up you can take the blade out and wipe it on a towel and you can even flip the blade over. A cousin of mine (year younger than me) uses the ultimate single edge razor - the old Straight Blade . If tried tried to use one it would more like a "Self Sacrifice" ROFL
@firstlast-cs6eg5 жыл бұрын
@@AFmedic Straight blades too scary for me. I'm sure I wouldn't accidentally slit my throat or something. But I'm sure I'd look like I got into fights with a cat from hell till I learned how to use it, and hopefully no permanent scars.
@JosephKeenanisme5 жыл бұрын
EDIT: the wide attention is what I am talking about. There are earlier sources which did not capture the wider appeal until said events took place. Note how the typical alien now is "the grey". This only happened after the movie Close Encounters. That movie basically started the "modern" (post 1960s "spacemen from Uranus & Neptune" who looked like humans) abduction and alien looks we see in the delusions of abduction cases. That combined with sleep paralysis. :( For some people the hallucinations seem real enough that they believe it to be aliens. Some are out to make a buck or have 15 mins of fame. Some others are manipulated by shrinks and other hucksters who take advantage of people who won't see a medical or mental health professional. :(
@Linkous125 жыл бұрын
17:05 Eyes are really only useful when there's sufficient light. Most stars in the universe are not like our bright yellow sun; they're normally dim and on the redder end of the spectrum. There's been quite a few speculative biologists and artists who have developed whole planetary ecosystems where the more complex life is completely dependent on things like echolocation, because sight would be nearly useless with a dim red star. Wayne D. Barlowe's Expedition is a good example of this.
@LowenKM3 жыл бұрын
Good point, though red dwarfs are also the most common stars in the galaxy, and with their frequent and potentially life-extinguishing solar eruptions, apparently they're are also the most 'questionable' stars for supporting life.
@shamusmcdrunkenen64913 жыл бұрын
Our sun is white, not yellow.
@gratefuldead46055 жыл бұрын
Other than recommending you on Facebook to my friends, which I do all the time, I gave you my first support several months ago when I signed up for the Dollar Shave Club on your link. I've watched you for thousands of hours at this point so I felt I owe you that much.
@crashjenn284 жыл бұрын
Bob has since been proven to work at places that said he hasn't. Plus his theorized element 115 exist however only created in a lab and did not last long.
@justme-rz1kx5 жыл бұрын
yet another great video! the complete diversity of topics is fresh, fun, and always informative. thank you Simon and crew!!
@ProfessorYana5 жыл бұрын
"What am I dealing with? Little green men?" "No. Little green blobs in bonded-polycarbide armour."
@julietfischer50563 жыл бұрын
The homicidal ones who yell, "Exterminate."
@nerd1000ify3 жыл бұрын
@@julietfischer5056 Omnicidal, not homocidal. They don't limit themselves to exterminating humans.
@ATReade5 жыл бұрын
Doesn't Bob Lazar have yearbooks and other proof from the schools and jobs he worked in? I did find his Joe Rogan podcast quite intriguing.
@FearlessP4P15 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I thought this video was completely unfair to lazar
@edaugusts5 жыл бұрын
@@j.p.6932 YES, it stands out in its total mischaracterization of Bob Lazar. But Simon Whistler is just the host. Credits at the end reveal an author, editor and THREE producers... One can wonder WHY this team agreed to TEAM-UP on Bob Lazar?
@badmanskill11125 жыл бұрын
@@j.p.6932 "For some reason" can be summed up quite easily. If you don't follow the government narrative your channel will run into some problems.
@@FearlessP4P1 I agree. One only needs to watch a few recent videos about him to completely turn ur world upside down. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND watching a video from a KZbinr who fascinatingly examined Bob's Interview on Joe Rogan. While i dont know his title or credentials, he was basically evaluating bob for evidence of deception. I won't spoil it, but it blew me away, and it will you too. And the main thing in all of this, is not so much whether he lied or told the truth, but what it means to all of humanity IF he IS telling the truth....
@anthonyklanke13974 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the shout out Simon! (A Canadian fan)
@midwestweirdo6664 жыл бұрын
9:30 those aliens are about to drop the hottest mixtape in the galaxy
@ziggy82535 жыл бұрын
Cause any other color would be too “out there.”
@-buser5 жыл бұрын
P. The truth is out there
@terrygrossmann22955 жыл бұрын
Gray lives do matter.
@kypreston10455 жыл бұрын
Farr out brother
@TheDiamondInvader5 жыл бұрын
We need more blue humans.
@SergeCruso5 жыл бұрын
@@TheDiamondInvader I agree because if i was Green..then I'd die
@lads.77153 жыл бұрын
Buds Hopkins was one of the earliest Abduction researchers, before the whole alien fad spread. He noted with amazement how different people would use different, but still very similar, descriptions for their skin, such as looking like being “made of putty” or “like a mushroom.”
@jagoob3 жыл бұрын
I've heard some people argue the first depiction of a gray Alien was actually drawn by Alistair Crowlie. Though he didn't proclaim him to be an alien but a demon he had communed with by the name of "Lam". If you wanna be creeped out go look up that drawing.
@hb-dc31702 жыл бұрын
LOL I'm good thanks! It's 12:51 at night over here and I don't need whatever kind of creepy image that is lingering around in my mind while I lie awake with nothing but me and my thoughts LMAO
@jasonberezny97053 жыл бұрын
“ Everything and everyone is part of something else “ Great presentation!🖖👁❤️
@billyguyjoe18583 жыл бұрын
bob lazar wasn’t lying and the whole credentials thing is bs bc his name was actually in the files for area s4 (not area 51)
@MyFairDinkum5 жыл бұрын
Where's the link to your other video about the two green children in 13th century England?
@TheGuardDuck5 жыл бұрын
Aye! Where is it?
@TodayIFoundOut5 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/bpqZiplunLiJm8U
@TheGuardDuck5 жыл бұрын
@@TodayIFoundOut ty!
@PrayItForwardAGAPE5 жыл бұрын
Oh yea little green kids are believable even though the supposed story with them is that they said they came from a different realm(well which ever little bastard survived long enough to learn english)
@julietfischer50563 жыл бұрын
@@PrayItForwardAGAPE - Watch the video. They may have suffered from an iron deficiency. As for the girl's story? It was years later and she probably didn't want to return 'home' or invented the story because she'd forgotten the real one.
@dbaldwin28035 жыл бұрын
I'm going to say Simon didn't do enough homework on Robert Lazar. There is proof of his records being wiped, because things were missed in the process of trying to erase his history.
@ironmantis7783 жыл бұрын
Nah Lazar goofed.. all them public speakers are bs. I didnt want to believe it.. but its all bs, most people just don't know what he is saying is bs unless your in that field, whatever kind of technician he was, i forget.
@ironmantis7783 жыл бұрын
Start searching public records on these people, theres a bunch of FOIA requests made public, i got a bunch on a drive account, but its all debunkable if you actually start looking for facts, instead of facts that only back up the narrative we WANT to be true.
@DuduCosmin2 жыл бұрын
@@ironmantis778 Didn't he talk about some undiscovered element, for which he was made fun of, but then they did find that element?
@mistermigraine27792 жыл бұрын
Cool story. Simon and his writers are well known for not doing research. Dolt.
@DemonLogic5556 ай бұрын
@@DuduCosmin so he discovered a new element. Now guillable people are jumping to conclusions and starts licking every drool that comes out from lazars mouth
@dianneb22245 жыл бұрын
Maybe because they’re wearing grey space suits that covered their entire body and head?
@marypoppins20445 жыл бұрын
Better than the naked ones.
@isoufo5 жыл бұрын
Aliens in clothes.... ewwwww
@juniorr26465 жыл бұрын
You almost get it right. But no. They are alien robots made by the aliens
@dianneb22245 жыл бұрын
Junior R - Yes - Another possibility.
@pommiebears3 жыл бұрын
Little green aliens were cartoon characters, from my experience. The Greys come from stories I’ve watched and read, and are from sightings and abduction experiences.
@alexatedw4 жыл бұрын
Except lazar was in the phone book at los alamos. He even has a picture published in the paper down there. He’s definetly a scientist, still active today.
@ChristmasLore3 жыл бұрын
No he isn't. Cite one peet reviewed paper he's published in recent years, in any years? That's most definitely not being an "active scientist". All he does is grifting money from attending conventions and maybe writing books (i don't even know as I don't really care, he was debunked as a total fraud quite a while ago by now.) As you people say, do the research.
@michellearzu12655 жыл бұрын
I love how much I learn from your videos :D Here's a question for you: why do we put candles on birthday cakes?
@vinnyganzano19303 жыл бұрын
In my case it keeps the local fire station busy. Well I can't blow out all those candles myself.
@judithhuling-cadieux17005 жыл бұрын
I find it interesting, that all over the world, there are mentions of elves, gnomes, goblins, fairies, brownies, here in the the States, the Native Americans also have similar stories of small folk, as well as "pumpkin head" individuals, who only come out at night night...could this an attempt to explain normal phenomenon? Just a thought...
@calebwinfield14035 жыл бұрын
I would guess that at mankind's very basic state, we all share the same thought process- giving us the same ideas, even without ever meeting each other.
@ericsaul93065 жыл бұрын
As the other comment said, things like vampires have been proven to be stories that have been around at least a few thousand years, if I would have to bet I would say that those were the first myths of humanity
@S0nder5 жыл бұрын
I agree. Normal phenomenon. :)
@BranDenhauer5 жыл бұрын
We know that dragons have been invented by many cultures independently from each other. We also know that dragons do not exist. We humans just have wicked good imaginations, dude.
@theera51455 жыл бұрын
You should read the book called Passport to Magnolia by Jacque Valle. In it he talks about how this sort of phenomena happens all over the world and documents all of the different reports.
@bartstewart86445 жыл бұрын
Glad you mentioned the movies that were made with big-head "gray" aliens, but you could have gone back MUCH farther. The first one I am aware of was The Man From Planet X. (1951) That one was a dead-ringer for a Budd Hopkins "gray." But the same look was used in Star Trek in the 1960s. It was an easy make-up job to do. Just make a big dome out of papier mache and stick it on the actor's head. Budd Hopkins was the writer who started people thinking that there really were big-headed aliens. The fact that all those old movies and TV shows were in the public consciousness made it an easier sell. The whole UFO thing is a 20th century myth.
@soundmapper2 жыл бұрын
Can you explain the current events surrounding UFOs? 3+ confirmed pentagon videos are myths? They acknowledge it, and state they don't know what it is.
@CryptoRich12 жыл бұрын
It's not a myth. I wish you could know how extremely infuriating it is to live a life knowing the truth about these creatures and having the majority of people on earth not believe it. Its extremely annoying to read comments like yours. I know you don't mean anything by it. I'm not mad at you. I just hope there will be a day where people like you will know the truth but hopefully not find out in the way that I did
@bartstewart86442 жыл бұрын
You don't tell us anything about why you believe they are real. You imply you had an experience with them. You know, the "contactees" and "abductees" generally produce not one atom of evidence apart from their word on it. I don't have room or time to go into all of it, but it's a lot like the Loch Ness Monster. If it was real the evidence would be better. What if you said that a two-headed genie visited you? Should we be open-minded about that?
@debbiehenri3454 жыл бұрын
I've often considered 'alien encounters' as people who have experienced an electrical shock/mental trauma - and are recounting an exaggeration of very early life memories. When we are babies, we are short-sighted and see in black and white, so that would explain 'the greys' skin tone. Eyes would be a key feature for most babies, so these will be exaggerated in importance and thus out of all proportion to other facial features in those early weeks, explaining why they appear as such a dominant feature on an alien. Often, alien hands are described as being long - hands being another feature which a baby would experience most as parents reach to pick it up, feed, clean and change it (just imagine how large they would appear from a short-sighted baby's perspective). The alien 'obsession' with the anal region is merely memory of baby regularly requiring cleaning and checking. Otherwise, why would alien beings (or their robotic representatives) be particularly interested in taking samples from the anal region of humans, or indeed any animal (since cows are also a favourite abductee?) We modern humans have much more sophisticated and less invasive means of collecting DNA samples already, and we're nowhere near guiding spaceships across the galaxy to another inhabited star system (that ability is at the least several decades away, perhaps centuries away). Anal probing seems all rather primitive for a technologically advanced species.
@mal_31573 жыл бұрын
Interesting!
@youngknowledgeseeker2 жыл бұрын
Creative, but there's no way the answer is that simple. This is coming from a guy who got to witness a Ufo. It wasn't my exagerrated memories both my friend and I were witnessing in real life and real time....
@melissawickersham9912 Жыл бұрын
There is a major problem with your theory. The problem is that most if not all childhood memories before the age of three are quite literally overwritten or permanently deleted by the human brain as the human brain develops and ages.
@jimboscooter432 Жыл бұрын
@youngknowledgeseeker what does the UFO you saw have to do with aliens?
@gorillafunk725 Жыл бұрын
The problem with Simons debunk is that those who experience such experiences cannot un- experience them. One of these being a friend whose trauma and psychological damage from that experience is 100% real. Knowing how he was prior. And seeing the extremely negative effects of the resultant PTSD of remembering his very traumatic EXPERIENCE To date from my fallable memory 80 000 "varified" Meaning credible testimony from reliable witnesses or experiencers of abduction or a UFO encounter from all over the world from every creed culture & religion. Now ether all these people with little or no intercultural connection collectively despite much derision, persecution, marginalisation and often intimidation are sticking to their story. There is something actually happening that so called self professed "the intelligent" by cherry picking the narative to suit their pre conceived cognitive dissonance & bias dismiss. Or this through advanced black op tech movies and an ever increasing army of seemingly unconnected false whistle blowers are perpetrating the greatest hoax ever conceived in human history. There is IMHO only these two possibilities. Condidering the buffonery and holes in nearly every govt" cover up" Which do YOU think is more likeley?
@uikmnhj4me4 жыл бұрын
That was hands-down the most creative sponsor Segway I’ve ever seen on KZbin. Bravo!
@hisgreasiness5 жыл бұрын
Little green men are from hurrah! Little blue women are from tee hee
@TheGuardDuck5 жыл бұрын
Little blue _women_ ??
@TheGuardDuck5 жыл бұрын
@Gary Daniel The fuck is wrong with you??
@tymader89275 жыл бұрын
a 22 min video on why aliens are grey. Simon you've outdone yourself you cheeky Brit 😂
@gregj48575 жыл бұрын
My mummy story.. 1967 I was 5, one night I woke up in the middle of the night my room was lit up bright, standing at the end of my bed was a tiny grey creature with big black eyes. I sat up and tried to figure out what it was then it came to me it was obviously to my young mind a mummy not an ordinary mummy but a baby mummy. I jumped out of bed and yelled a mummy then ran into my parents room yelling there's a mummy in my room! When I returned to my room with my dad the lights were gone and no sign of anything.. About 12 years later a friend invited me over to watch his new t.v. network called cable t.v. he was flipping all the channels when he stopped on the sci-fi channel and said this one shows all the science fiction. To my utter surprise there was my baby mummy on the screen. Without a thought I jumped up and yelled that's my mummy! My friends laughed and said no thats a alien..
@Blindashitmetalasfuck5 жыл бұрын
Not a very good joke...
@gregj48575 жыл бұрын
@@Blindashitmetalasfuck who's joking..I don't claim that anything happened to me I wasn't scared, it was just standing there and I thought I had better tell my parents a baby mummy was running loose in my room..in those days the only monster's were Frankenstein, the Wolf man, Dracula and the Mummy what ever it was it looked closes to the mummy but small...
@Dav2Kink4 жыл бұрын
@ 2:05 Stop Teasing Me LOL @ 2:55 This need to shop Love your shows
@heidinolen8734 жыл бұрын
With the Bob thing though. He IS in photos and a phonebook from those places. So...i don't know what to think.
@anthonydebenedictis56255 жыл бұрын
Bob Lazar actually stated that the facility was S4, near but not Area 51. His story is very interesting, has only gained merit over the decades, and has far more credibility than a story like the Hills.
@MountaindewM Жыл бұрын
There have been reports later that make it appear like his past was wiped and he also mentions element 151 I think it was before it was even discovered.
@filthycasual8187 Жыл бұрын
@@MountaindewM 115. But here's the thing -- Element 115 being synthesized doesn't really mean anything. We can't even be sure it's the same element he worked with at S-4.
@wolfmobile36935 жыл бұрын
You have not lived life to the fullest until aliens have anally probed you. 👽🛸
@NinossoniN5 жыл бұрын
Can you do a video about the confirmed clips of the US navy having unidentified areal phenomena sightings, what they could be and why the apparent lack of interest of these findings?
@amandab39465 жыл бұрын
NinossoniN searching for some confirmation bias?
@LindaB6515 жыл бұрын
Yes! This!
@NinossoniN5 жыл бұрын
@@amandab3946 What do you mean? My message was lacking any kind sign of my beliefs or biases.. im stating facts, im not saying they are alien, i saying they are "unidentified areal phenomena" and its not my words, these are the official terms from the US navy.. im not saying i want a video where simon debunks OR prooves there are aliens, im just saying i want a video about the whole situation and the apparent lack of reaction in the world - whatever the video shows or doesnt show.
@NinossoniN5 жыл бұрын
@Raging S No, they have not, but if you have seen some info I havent, please attach some source to that claim, cuz that would be interesting.
@NinossoniN5 жыл бұрын
Raging S Thank you for the source, that was interesting, but i dont think We mean the same situations, Im talking about two other instances I believe, check this out and see if we mean different things: www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/09/18/politics/navy-confirms-ufo-videos-trnd/index.html
@megret18084 жыл бұрын
You can extend the life of those blades by a factor of X4 or X5 simply by thoroughly dry them. It’s the micro water droplets on the edge that dulls them much faster than shaving alone. Give it try. Given the price of blades it’s worth giving a shot
@johnmoore29104 жыл бұрын
I was looking for your link about the little green children that you said would be in the description below
@murderedcarrot96845 жыл бұрын
I once had a bizarre dream of climbing up a beach and being snatched up be a colourful jelly fish that walked on land on four bird like legs and four arms that it used too collect water from giant kale, the same way we draw maple from trees.
@visvivalaw3 жыл бұрын
Lazar's claim to have worked at Los Alamos was later confirmed, once the Las Vegas news reporter produced an internal employee phonebook that contained Lazar's name. He also found a news article in the local Los Alamos paper about a jet car Lazar had built and was racing in the desert. The article described him as Los Alamos physicist Bob Lazar.
@scharf743 жыл бұрын
You mean people have to prove if he worked there or not? What about paystubs?
@cotati76 Жыл бұрын
@@scharf74 shhh you’re making too much sense. Ufoologists believe every cockamamie story they’re told without question. Bob Lazar is just another conman who has made a lot of money off people but Bob claims to have never made any money off of his story. I guess the videos he used to produce and sell and his deal with Tester models who make a model of Bobs “sport model” of the ufo he claims to have worked on. But yeah he never made any money off of his story.
@nathanriley78995 жыл бұрын
"One random dude" named Bob, who speaks only the truth of what he saw with his own eyes, and heard from his colleagues.
@FearlessP4P15 жыл бұрын
I know. He really roasted bob. It’s seems like this video was completely wrong on what happened to lazar.
@edaugusts5 жыл бұрын
@@FearlessP4P1 Yes! I'm amazed this know-it-all must not have seen Bob Lazar's videos, which I find hard to believe. So, based on just these terribly negative comments about Lazar, we have an agenda at work here.
@beandip98035 жыл бұрын
Bob Lazar NEVER said area 51 housed aliens or alien technology nobody ever gets it right; S-4 is where the fun is; why is it every jackass that wants to roast bob lazar never gets what he said right
@scottdavidson5265 жыл бұрын
@@beandip9803 Because the skeptics have obviously not taken the time to watch Bob's commentary about his experience at S-4 they have formed an opinion on here say instead of doing the homework themselves. Close mindedness can be damaging when one decides not to objectively examine the data at hand.
@PrayItForwardAGAPE5 жыл бұрын
(This is a repost of a comment I had to bring up.) Oh Simon I'm so disappointed in you. I understand your a skeptic, hey I'm a skeptic I'm going to be as scientific as possible when looking into fantastic things. You swept right over the fact that Bob Lazar is in different phone directories as well as newsletters for the schools he "claimed" to attend. Its obvious that his name has been drug through the shit. I dont even know how to proceed. I love 99.9% of your content but for you to glance over straight up facts is bothersome. If your not a part of the disclosure of all things the elite try so hard to hide, then your part of the disinformation. He brought up element 115 how many years before the world recognized it to be real. What theories in physics that he has mentioned he believes to be true have been absolutely proven false? Simon please you have to update this video after some true research. I'm so sad every other topic you cover you obviously to the research but it's just as obvious you only looked into the skeptical point of view leading up to this video. I respected you so much, I still do but I cant trust you now. The US Gov has acknowledged many things the last few years I never thought they would. I'm devastated about this, I dont want to unsubscribe. Please I will even send you truly critical info on this matter.
@adarshkamoda91833 жыл бұрын
I love sponsorships like this. Genuinely interested in the product, not just trying to sell another damn thing but actually examining it like a normal person.
@kurtvanderbogarde84023 жыл бұрын
2:32 For the life of me I can't think offhand of any Doctor Who story which features little green men. Granted the classic series alone contains 160 stories (including the cancelled Shada and the 1996 TV movie) and there has now been 15 years of the new series but I'm still struggling to recall any alien race that matches that description. In fact the most obvious manifestation of an extraterrestrial in Doctor Who is an alien who looks basically like an Earth human but files around in a police box and is generally as mad as a hatter, namely the Doctor himself/herself.
@kek44945 жыл бұрын
Was waiting for Simon to pull off his mask to reveal his scales. 👽
@marypoppins20445 жыл бұрын
I believe sometimes they have scales on their butts where we can't see them.
@deepspacedoggydog5 жыл бұрын
LOL!
@hermesvargas22755 жыл бұрын
Well, in spanish we do pronounce it UFO like the original author inteded it to be. So it kinda catched on.
@Necroskull005 жыл бұрын
More like Ovni, well from where I’m from that’s how we say it in spanish
@leeolsson52715 жыл бұрын
In Swedish too.
@stephjovi5 жыл бұрын
in german too
@EksaStelmere5 жыл бұрын
I also pronounce them like the original author. First language French.
@Werevampiwolf5 жыл бұрын
There's a Marvel comics villain team called the UFOes
@keithkovacik94274 жыл бұрын
Think about this one, when we humans go out in to the wilderness to tag a bear in a helicopter, wouldn’t that bear’s account of what happened mostly be the same as a UFO abduction story? P.S. Fires in the sky also implied that the classic Roswell gray may be their version of a space suit. But I still like the line from the movie Paul: “What do you think we are doing, harvesting farts?”
@Jj2r24 жыл бұрын
Mean alien space cats, sarcastically impersonating humans "drrr, I'm a hooman, don't mutilate my cattle, don't anal probe me, drrrr"
@dukkencuvva14 жыл бұрын
Hi Simon, I've been a big fan of yours for a very long time. Very insightful, well researched and well presented information, it's like a drug to me:) I'm writing this comment before having watched the video just because the title seemed a bit off to me, it suggests that there is no validity to the claims of anyone who says they've had contact with ET's, and that the abduction phenomenon is to be taken seriously only as a result of some kind of trickery of the human psyche straight off the bat. Doesn't seem very impartial right from the get go, anyway, gonna check out the vid now:)
@-Gorbi-5 жыл бұрын
Almost no one has ever claimed to see green aliens. They’re almost always “grey”
@scottskipper195 жыл бұрын
Exactly this.....
@cyborgchicken35025 жыл бұрын
But in a lot of entertainment media they're quite commonly depicted as green, especially in cartoons, take invader Zim for example and that M Night Shyamalan movie Signs Edit: and the skulls from marvel comics
@eugenetswong5 жыл бұрын
"Almost no one"? I thought that Simon just said absolutely "no one".
@frankbruder30975 жыл бұрын
Literal little green men and also anal probing are pretty much 'parody canon'. Even in fiction they are nearly never used in serious works. But somehow they have become well-understood references commonly used in parodies, even though they aren't parodies of anything.
@erikjarandson54585 жыл бұрын
@@frankbruder3097 Literal green men are absent from alien abduction stories. In fact, colors of any kind tend to be absent. It all seems to happen in gray-scale. I suspect that there's a connection between that, and the fact that research shows that dreams are usually in black&white. At the same time, green is a pop-culture cliché. Gray is a nice, neutral color. It's also become the most-reported color, making it the prime candidate for hallucinations and dreams, and also the more believable story. The abduction stories are quite obviously the same phenomenon as the etymological origin of "nightmare" -- a mare (type of female demon) that would come in the night and do terrible things. Around the same time, people were also abducted by witches, faeries, other types of demons, and all sorts of other creatures. What all of these creatures had in common was severe sexual perversions, and body cavities and sexual organs were subjected to all sorts of things. Abduction stories are full of all sorts of body cavity examination, and incessant fiddling with the abductee's genitals. Sadistic surgeries of various sorts are also popular features, often performed for no discernible reason, other than to look inside. It's almost as if the aliens don't have any scanning technology, and haven't developed minimally intrusive surgery techniques. The poor things are a bit backwards, I'm afraid, and in a weirdly selective way. Cross the chasm between stars, yes. Develop x-ray technology, no. That's just too damn complicated... It's also weird that the aliens haven't figured out that simple sedation is a foolproof way of preventing people from having memories of abductions. Instead, they keep trying memory wiping, and it never fucking works. They should abduct a human field zoologist, and ask for advice. I guess they haven't found a zoologist that's mentally fragile enough for their taste.
@jamesslick47904 жыл бұрын
"Colonists", "United States' Hat" 👍😂👍
@VoidHalo5 жыл бұрын
I've been absolutely terrified of greys ever since I was little. I loved everything about aliens and abduction and such but the more I learned, the more shitless I was scared. I used to watch this show called Sightings that was sort of like unsolved mysteries, but about paranormal stuff. I'll never forget the episode where they showed the MacPhearson tape, which supposedly shows a family celebtrating a birthday when they see a bright light in the woods. They approach the craft and you can see figures walking around it in the dark. Then at some point they're back in their home and the aliens were trying to get in. At the end it shows a really clear shot of one of the aliens walking through the house. I know it's fake now, but the thought of it scares me so much, I have goosebumps just from typing this. I'm pretty sure the video's up on KZbin somewhere, but it's been found to be a hoax.
@Develpup3 жыл бұрын
I also always wondered why they were naked... but had space ships and Ray guns.
@matonmongo4 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately the Betty and Barney Hill incident has since been discredited, after among other things, serious UFO researchers who spent considerable time with her said that she couldn't tell a UFO from a street light. And the grey alien described by Barney Hill under hypnosis matched the one that appeared only two weeks before on 'The Bellero Shield' episode of the Outer Limits tv show.
@CryptoRich12 жыл бұрын
Then explain how she drew a star map of a star system that wasn't discovered until years later. I think over 10 years later
@plaguedoctorravennotscp04963 жыл бұрын
It'd be interesting if we found aliens that looked exactly like humans
@CryptoRich12 жыл бұрын
They are called nordics. The grays work with them. I'm sure you won't believe me but I was abducted by them over 20 years ago when I was 14. They are very very real
@youngknowledgeseeker2 жыл бұрын
@@CryptoRich1 tell us more please. Are they good or bad. Are you sure they weren't just human?
@CryptoRich12 жыл бұрын
@@youngknowledgeseeker oh how I wish I had the time and energy to respond to your question properly. I'm exhausted and I was just about to find a white noise video to sleep to when I noticed your comment. I'll try to respond anyway. Hopefully it won't be confusing for you....(note: I was 14 at the time. 37 now) My experience was extremely limited. They must have blocked parts of it from my memory or it was just like with a wild animal. Where an animal gets tranquilized. The animal will remember getting taken, everything going blank from the tranq and then waking back up in its habitat. I don't like telling people the very beginning of my experience because then they just say it was all a dream but I assure you that it was not.. okay.. so.... I wake up in bed. I'm feeling very weird but in a good way. I get this feeling to walk to the bathroom, even though I didn't need to go in there. While walking to the bathroom, I thought to myself ,why am I going in here. That's when these words enter my mind (Because we are here). I thought, oh 💩! Things are about to get weird. I was feeling very euphoric and just very happy. It was something in a way that I had never felt before or since. I have no idea why but I went ahead and opened the door to the bathroom. Inside was a little gray alien. Looked just like skinny Bob but with short stubby fingers and more of a potbelly. Instantly I felt frightened but it lasted maybe 1 full second before I was taken over with this feeling of love and kindness. So I didn't try and run. While looking at this thing, I thought to myself it looked kinda cute (like a puppy or kitten cute). It cracked a little smile like it was blushing. That smile made me realize it could read my mind because it reacted exactly in time with my thought. This made me feel very uncomfortable. The euphoric feeling started to wash away and replaced with fear. I was about to turn and run screaming for my parents, when a light beamed into the room from outside. I could see the light beam through the window, above my toilet and inside of the light was this human looking boy. (White dirty blonde hair. I can't remember eye color. I think plain clothes like a white tshirt and khaki pants but I honestly can't remember the clothing). This boy looked like he was riding the light as if it were an escalator. He passed right through the wall and ended up just standing right next to me. Seeing what I thought was another human, roughly my age, I felt calm again. I turned and looked at the alien, that was literally maybe 10 inches from me. I happened to look it dead in its left eye and for some reason I became absolutely mesmerized. Everything seemed so wonderful and beautiful. Like life was this wonderful adventure. I would give anything to feel that exact feeling again. I snapped out of it and then I turned back towards the boy. Inside of my head, I hear the words (come with us). It felt exactly like the other words that were telepathically communicated to me. So I have no idea if telepathy sounds the same no matter who is doing it or if just one of them was speaking to me. I always just assumed the alien said because we are here and the boy said come with us. 🤷♂️... I do not feel like I was in control of my response but I said okay. I wish I could remember if I said okay outloud or if I just thought it, knowing that they could read my mind. Then I noticed this light powering up outside the window. It was the single most badass looking thing I have ever seen. I wish I could explain it. Well, the light came in and it hit me. I could feel this very strong energy around my body. Especially around my chest. Then I felt this tug. Like I was about to get sucked up through a straw. I felt myself moving forward about 1 or 2 inches and everything went black. The next thing I knew, I felt myself bounce onto my bed. My eyes opened wide. I tried screaming for help but nothing came out. I was paralyzed for several minutes. I was finally able to roll myself out of bed. I hit the floor pretty hard because my body was basically a wet noodle. I soldier crawled my way to my older brothers room. I struggled to knock on his door. He finally answered but just said leave me alone idiot (or something along those lines 😜). He shut the door in my face before I could even say anything. The second that door shut. I was 100% back to normal. I will never understand why but I just thought, well that was weird and then I just walked back to my room. It was still about 1 hour before my normal bedtime back then but I'm pretty sure I just got ready for bed and went to sleep. It drives me crazy that I can't remember what I was wearing after I bounced into my bed. I remember what I was wearing when they took me though and ironically, I was wearing that same exact t shirt today. Yes, I'm 37 and I still have shirts from when I was 14. Yes they still fit.🤓.... I actually thought the boy was human until 3 years ago when I first learned about the race of aliens that look exactly like we do. I started researching aliens 3 years ago because that was the first time I have ever seen Skinny Bob. Seeing Skinny Bob for the first time had brought back the memory of what happened to me and with all the ufo stuff going on, I've become a little obsessed with learning about it all. I have so many questions because there really was not a great deal of stuff to learn from my experience. Just more questions
@CryptoRich12 жыл бұрын
@@youngknowledgeseeker I ended up getting carried away. Apparently I found the time to respond because that's basically every detail... sorry 🙃
@youngknowledgeseeker2 жыл бұрын
@@CryptoRich1 I'm almost 30. I had an experience at 19. I'd love to talk more with you. Got a Skype? Snapchat? Phone number? What's app? Also THANK YOU FOR SHARING!!!
@Locoandchooch5 жыл бұрын
My mother in-law is green with a big head.
@johnhorsburgh84735 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@josiahhockenberry98465 жыл бұрын
Isn't everyone's?😂
@terrygrossmann22955 жыл бұрын
Green lives matter
@Locoandchooch5 жыл бұрын
Terry Grossmann no lives matter
@marypoppins20445 жыл бұрын
She sounds like a nice lady.
@luftschiff10694 жыл бұрын
At 2:12 he called Americans “colonists”
@Dc-alpha3 жыл бұрын
And?
@lordmarshall52393 жыл бұрын
It’s his people that are to blame for every bit of American colonization history.
@Dc-alpha3 жыл бұрын
@@lordmarshall5239 I dunno, bloody colonials, you're never happy......
@lordmarshall52393 жыл бұрын
@@Dc-alpha I know that Americans aren’t colonists. It’s the British and French that were the colonists. Americans made a nation .
@Dc-alpha3 жыл бұрын
@@lordmarshall5239 By that rationale almost no one is a colonist. Take the word by definition, a group living together. Even the idea that its once you have planted crops proves almost all of us/our civilisation/countries are colonists. In the interest of fostering amity though, fine Americans are no longer colonists in the strictest sense. Hopefully that does not offend your colonial sensibilities. All in jest.
@Kalasnikovcosis3 жыл бұрын
Ok, Lazar was not stationed at area 51, he was at S4.
@jasonkoch31753 жыл бұрын
Might want to check your sources on Bob Lazar. The schools he attended erased him from their roles, which he was on earlier.
@amandasamson45135 жыл бұрын
ha ha I love how I live in "the United State's hat"
@forgottenredemption49705 жыл бұрын
Tis a fine hat ma'am. We wear it well.
@Dina_tankar_mina_ord5 жыл бұрын
what if actually everybody claiming to be abducted where telling the truth? Or just one.
@LiLi-or2gm5 жыл бұрын
Dan Jonsson What if pigs rode motorcycles? What if toothpicks made automobiles? Same level of probability as your conjecture.
@erichicks29785 жыл бұрын
@@LiLi-or2gm But my pet pig does ride a motorcycle... Hahaha
@kieran-55855 жыл бұрын
Laura Harris We are not alone. The possibility that an alien doesn’t exist and were are alone in the universe is far much slimmer than the comments your made.
@sammysam26155 жыл бұрын
Would definitely be interesting and kind of cool minus the rod and TSA style sexual assault
@cathy-pz2to5 жыл бұрын
Their are space worms. Why is it that everybody is looking for humaniods on other planets?
@VideoGamePhilosopher3 жыл бұрын
Lizard people are a thing…I really like this sentence.
@OzzyMandias3 жыл бұрын
Aliens could look like Telephone Boxes...but only the Red Ones
@datastorm754 жыл бұрын
I think the whole alien thing can be summed up by one phrase: I want to believe. Against such a thing, no amount of reason or evidence can prevail.
@loditx77065 жыл бұрын
Cause gray is my favorite color and all shades of green is my second favorite.
@jyshot5 жыл бұрын
Gray grey it works either way it’s a weird word
@anne-droid77395 жыл бұрын
Evolved only once: The calcite lenses of trilobite eyes.
@keithharper325 жыл бұрын
it's still an eye though. even multi lensed ones such as on insects only hanged material
@anne-droid77395 жыл бұрын
@Aggressive Tubesock I have 40 years in molecular microbiology.
@anne-droid77395 жыл бұрын
@@keithharper32 That's exactly the point.
@spearshaker79745 жыл бұрын
The fateful encounter hypothesis which is what is most commonly accepted is that it was solely by chance that a single mitochondria was taken up by a single ancient bacterial cell that then divided together to give each daughter cell a mitochondria of its own.
@anne-droid77395 жыл бұрын
@Aggressive Tubesock Well, I've spent quite some time on methanogens. I doubt you've contributed as much.
@jango2685 жыл бұрын
"Jello master Yoda"
@applesaurusrex80754 жыл бұрын
I was literally just wondering about this earlier so it’s cool that this video was in my recommendations.