Why Little Caesars Crazy Calzony Scares Me

[@TheReportOfTheWeek]

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[@joshualogan6655]

Ok

[@downtotheboiler5621]

Hello there

[@spaggetiandameatbals5295]

1 first repmet

[@nprpps]

How is this 8 hours agoo the video is 16 minutes old.. wtf

[@ACloudWithoutAir]

i love calzones, Little Ceasars should literally just make, normal calzones, itd be so good.

[@TheReportOfTheWeek]

I meant to say "carnivorous plants" instead of "venomous" but that slip-up has no bearing on the review itself.

[@naidubantery]

Hi!hope you have a great week, review brah:)

[@dunktastic4232]

That’s alright my guy

[@gottagrind2shine607]

Unacceptable. 😂

[@urvermin2682]

don't worry, we will not hold it against you my man

[@joshualogan6655]

No problem.

[@andrewlatlip7051]

I have seen several of this young mans videos, As a 63 year old man, I find the narrator impeccably dressed, articulate and an air of class reminiscent of movies of the 1940's and 50's. He brings a refreshing take on the subjects he discusses and a surprising intellecutallity that is missing in many other videos. Keep up the good work sir.

[@playasadonejoe]

I like his style too! I get Peter Lorre and the guy from The Princess Bride. I think I'll start wearing a tie.

[@tnzdad]

Unfortunately he is nude from the waist down in all his videos.

[@andrewlatlip7051]

@@tnzdad not true, funny but not true, I have seen him sit back and cross his legs with pants on.

[@AMabud-lv7hy]

@@andrewlatlip7051 ure lying

[@throwaway8632]

@@tnzdad what if he gets sauce on his “assets”?

[@nickswinehart3343]

It's 2021, I'm 38 years old, and I spend many lunch breaks watching a man eat fast food. Love you ReviewGod.

[@mariamm663]

U don't look 38

[@mariamm663]

@@iphoneragis2gg ok.

[@elynmartinez4896]

@@iphoneragis2gg Name checks our

[@superj7106]

@@mariamm663 Are you high?

[@superj7106]

Its Reviewbruh not Reviewgod

[@pagansbasin6657]

You’re the most proper looking person that’s probably ever stepped foot near a little ceaser’s pizza

[@Ambipie]

Nah everyone eats caesar

[@AltCTRLF8]

i bet when he walked in the employees thought “oh shit the president is here!”

[@TheDevPodcast]

THIS GUY ISNT GOOD IM BETTER

[@jbezoarjr5269]

@@TheDevPodcast cry about it

[@geoffreytian3969]

As someone who works at little Caesars, can confirm

[@TanukiDan]

The calzony devoured my family after revealing it was alive. I give it a 6/10.

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

Watch the 🍕 ad on SNL. 😁 Not Pizza! Lol...

[@dmac7406]

I gave it a solid 7.5 we ate two of them between four people and everyone was content .

[@barockobummer2448]

Get vengeance by eating its family #sigmadodecillionairegrindset

[@idoit5067]

@@dmac7406 so you are its friend

[@DoctorRickSanchez]

Little caesars tastes bland it just doesn't have the spices/ingredients needed to make it pop like Papa John's or better yet Marco's pizza.

[@jgunner280]

This looks like one of those things you eat when you're absolutely in a guilty junk food mood. I mean, most fast food and pizza joints are technically in that direction, but still this is just like no class, no disguise, get into a buttery cheesy mess for cheap kinda plan. The inner box speaks for itself in that regard.

[@Malcolm-pp4xb]

Dude it looks so nasty

[@zedzed5276]

Yeah, it's one of those things where you open the box and eat it in the car cuz you don't want anyone to see you eating one.

[@deadartist8827]

You mean when you're stoned.

[@discojoe3]

I would never eat this for any reason. Absolute garbage.

[@OnlyMichaelJackson]

it probably tastes good but I could never ever bring myself to eat it. I feel like I'd get diabetes and clogged arteries after one bite

[@michaelbabella1103]

When little caesers quit selling pepperoni crazy bread, that was *almost* my last straw with them, but instead they took it one step further when I asked them why and the answer was it was outselling their pizza and they couldn't have that. Perhaps there was a reason pepperoni crazy bread was outselling your pizzas.

[@jeremyzimmerman6968]

Many LC locations will still make Pepperoni Cheese Bread if you ask nicely!

[@N8sNotHere]

It's never been off our menu. I think you just might have had an ass for a GM or AGM 😂

[@elijahgipper1837]

Are you talking about our pepperoni cheese bread? I make that every day.

[@Auszar023]

They still make Pepperoni cheese bread

[@kingofthetrill]

Wtf is pepperoni cheese bread? Must I try it?

[@drafthard6562]

“İ fear no man” “But that thing” *Looks at Crazy Calzone* “İt scares me...”

[@zgeks5gd7]

Crazy Calzony*

[@Chuked]

Its good

[@asianbois522]

0-0

[@katdat]

I fear no man *Looks at Crazy Calzone* I fear for man

[@Chuked]

@@katdat it actually tasted pretty good

[@tannaeros]

I truly enjoy this person's work. He's the guy I wouldn't mind sitting next to at an overlong wedding reception.

[@GracefulWolf22]

“I wouldn’t be surprised if in an alternate universe, this was the dominant life form” 😂🤣 im dead

[@IcidLink]

Yeah 🤣😂

[@RmNaNtCbScRrn]

The fact that he himself looks a bit alienish/reptilian made it more believable 😂

[@kinenai]

His laughter at the cheese "seepage" is contagious thus further inviting one to laugh along. A heartwarming moment in the cold yawning chasm of negativity that has become entertainment.

[@-NxFace-]

Wow absolutley beautiful comment man

[@almiibbo]

Agreed, very well said and I laughed along as well

[@BIGALiXX]

Calm down man it's just a food video

[@filiparambasic8196]

Absolute exemplary and well spoken commentary

[@carlossjourneythroughlife2647]

Honestly! I couldn’t stop laughing😂

[@taltamir]

"Be ready for a messy meal" this is true. I am very impressed at how immaculately clean he managed to stay while eating it

[@ricofreako5971]

John's tie matches his home décor. Always so stylish.

[@BaldLezB_In]

Who is John? There is only ReviewBrah

[@honkeykong1904]

who tf is John

[@cursorguy]

@@honkeykong1904 I think that’s ReviewBruh’s real name

[@LexiSantos]

@@cursorguy Terrible standard name for such a scholar

[@ricofreako5971]

@@BaldLezB_In That's his real first name.

[@wyattasher1761]

Something I respect about this man is he is one of the most gentle and quiet eaters ever

[@hectorleon465]

Exactly, its what makes you so relaxed and subscribe to him lol

[@koda4398]

That’s how everybody should eat, unfortunately my family doesn’t have any manners.

[@ada_funni]

@@koda4398 lol

[@Glimbosgold69]

Thats kinda his shtik

[@aidenorpington4637]

Fr

[@rockhauler6504]

Absolutely awesome, I love Little Caesars they just put a middle finger to the competition and help feed people cheap

[@nefwaenre]

That smiling face, that sharp, dry humour; that dapper & immaculate form and that honest food review. That's all what i'm here for. But today, today i'm here just for your hearty laughs. Pure soul. ♥

[@jacksonbaldwin3463]

His laugh at 6:08 is so genuine…never fails to put a smile on my face. I LOVE YOU REVIEW BRAH!!!!!

[@JosephSpadafino]

It's like hearing a unicorn fart.

[@leenbeenmeanbean2708]

@@JosephSpadafino Are you implying that you've seen a unicorn before? Lol

[@WiredLain_]

@@leenbeenmeanbean2708 Are you implying that you’ve never seen a unicorn fart before? Hard to believe

[@UndoingRuin08]

It's so weird how many times I find myself reading a comment while the video is playing, and the comment I am reading is about the thing happening at the exact moment in the video I'm watching. weird stuff

[@SoulAmazing92]

@@UndoingRuin08 stay off the tube

[@aeonise]

This thing was the most inexplicably good item Little Caesars' has ever produced. It had no right at all to be even decent, yet it was instantly a favorite for lots of people. Definitely a ton of butter splashed over it (which I think it would be fine with just a bit to adhere the garlic/parmesan topping), but the cheese, white sauce, and julienned pepperoni filling was great (julienned pepperoni should be more common on pizza in general; it's far better than the common slices). The crust was surprisingly well suited to the calzone style, too.

[@MementoMoriarty]

I tried the crazy calzony a few days ago, and honestly. I think its one of their best menu items. Its needless, I don't get how someone thought it up, but I loved it.

[@BigblackDavis]

Fold a pizza, sell it for more

[@aegis5986]

@@BigblackDavis and get it taste better than the regular one

[@yasuke414]

Does the white sauce he's talking about taste like Alfredo? Or just normal cheese with garlic

[@MementoMoriarty]

@@yasuke414 I believe the white sauce is a blend of garlic butter and parmesan.

[@jayr5277]

Yeah, it’s definitely a garlic parm sauce, which is also probably the best alternative pizza sauce out there.

[@xigbar1994]

Looks like a shuriken an Italian ninja would use.

[@VandalCleaver]

Underrated comment

[@bimbo122]

When the moon hits your eye, you wouldn’t see them coming

[@MuffDiver71]

That was my first thought too.

[@voidwalker9939]

We have updated our arsenal with miniguns shooting penne cooked very "al dente", also don't forget the lasagna riot shields

[@kurtbacani6956]

Mama mia! No jutsu

[@noacog4u320]

The way he describes his fear of the thing is so hilarious. Great content.

[@AdaptiveApeHybrid]

Also can I just point out the nuances of this renaissance man? One minute he's divulging all he knows about the secret realms of the planescape, then he drops some wisdom and teaches us not to judge by appearances, then he's giggling like a school girl, then he's the absolute professional. Multifaceted Brah

[@grodeejodee9815]

him laughing at that cheese glob is the most wholesome thing ever

[@chrisj9825]

Most wholesome thing ever? Hmmm

[@LimitlessEntertainment_]

Most wholesome thing ever? Hmmm Yes you’re right, me and chris j approve

[@cougarprey9629]

Most wholesome thing ever? Hmmm.

[@diddledude5422]

Most wholesome thing ever? Hmmm

[@andrewr681]

I'm sure it was not the most wholesome thing ever, Not sure how you even compared that word to seeing a man laugh at his cheesy sauce dropping from the big stick he was holding after it had completed its most manly of functions. But you have a great day ;)

[@slxth4076]

I love how into this calzone he is. he’s got me laughing along to cheese 😭

[@Ayush-dd6bk]

Where I live, your videos come out at night time, and it's just so relaxing to end the day by watching your review. The calm composure, the slight humour, THE SUIT, of course, all add such good flavour to the review/video. Thank you so much for doing what you do!

[@Rick_Hoppe]

He opens the box and my immediate reaction is, “Good Lord! It’s an abomination!” It looks like the “face hugger” from the Alien movies.” And my first impulse was to drive a stake through its heart.

[@laurenm9224]

I love your enthusiasm! Just have fun with it! You are such a breath of fresh air. Your reviews are objective and descriptive which I find to be very helpful with deciding whether I would or would not try these items. You are so professional. You’d be so great at evaluating the actual establishments and service levels. You are so observant and detail oriented and would leave a very fair review which would really improve the quality all the way around. You are just so adorable and I love your channel! ❤️

[@jolliron]

As a little caesars employee, this is the best thing to ever come out of the company. It tastes amazing and I hope it doesn't sell well so the employees have a bunch of extra ingredients laying around.

[@marwan4358]

Haha

[@Ramen.1]

I hate making it in a rush it slows all your momentum down

[@jolliron]

@@Ramen.1 we pretty much always prep a couple ahead of time.

[@Ramen.1]

@@jolliron yea we prepped like 20 and still ran out😂

[@jolliron]

@@Ramen.1 dang it must be a lot more popular in your area. We maybe get like 5 orders of it tops a day.

[@jeffreythurnau6796]

The white sauce/cheese concoction oozing out of the calzone reminded me of a low budget 1985 horror movie called “The Stuff”. The premise was this popular new ice cream like dessert is very addicting and turns out to be a living organism. The movie tag line was “Are you eating it, or is it eating you?”. After all that though, the crazy calzoney pepperoni still looks interesting enough to try. Thanks for the review.

[@howardgilman5698]

I'll give your comment a 69 for the visual allusions.

[@trevertravis8963]

That movie sounds awesome.

[@emmastorm9916]

Omg! We had that movie on video. Lol it was so weird haha I use to watch it when I was like 8 years old. Didn’t they kill the “ice cream” by exploding the factory it was build in? Lol I remember when the dog ate it and turned crazy 😜

[@morelcompasstv]

As an avid fan of b movies I liked The Stuff. Cannot believe that anyone else witnessed that fine film though. 7/10

[@angelinadenisenko7396]

When it was sliding down and he starts laughing. So wholesome! I'm laughing with you!

[@LiverbestGibs]

"It's absolutely saturated in oil and grease..." sold! I'm getting it.

[@SNAGZ-HD]

😂 yeah that part has me plotting A way to get it today"

[@purdysanchez]

That's the way pepperoni pizzas/calzones should be

[@sethboooooi23245]

As opposed to anything else little caesars makes? Lol, love it as a guilty pleasure sometimes though. If anyone’s familiar with hungry Howie’s pizza, that is my true guilty pleasure.

[@rcrotorfreak]

Very true Pizza should be oily. Should have rich cheesy taste. Geat strong taste of the pizza sauce. I have a friend who own a pizza resturant. Sauce has no flavor but just like tometo sauce. The dough was hard. Cheese was..... Like a taco shop cheese. Was way worse then dominoes. It was bad. I'll try this see whats up.

[@michaeljohnson-mc9lx]

Agreed. I would have never considered this garbage. But now it looks pretty good!

[@danielh.541]

"Novelty" is definitely the right word. That doesn't necessarily make it bad, but it's definitely a marketing ploy. Thanks for the reviews as always.

[@EnderMon]

Really? It’s my personal favorite item taste wise but to each their own

[@WaxwingSlain]

Hey same name

[@StratumPress]

@@WaxwingSlain sue him for copyright infringement.

[@Imokay304]

its good eat it

[@Beetlejuicer]

Little caesars gives me more heartburn than anything i've ever consumed.

[@starburst9053]

I literally can't sleep right now because of little Ceasar's induced heartburn 😫

[@EnderMon]

Little Caesars employee here, I personally think this is one of the best items we have ever created. That garlic white sauce is something else man. Even my father says this is his favorite “comfort” pizza if you will. Lots of calories but it’s delicious. Also, It’s a lot easier to make than the pepperoni cheese stuffed crust so that’s a plus. It’s much more than a novelty, if you haven’t tried it you should. For sure worth the price.

[@luther1546]

gross. really very gross and disgusting. you shouldn't eat garbage like this.

[@wertiaaudit5746]

The nacho pizza was the best but ok

[@EnderMon]

@Ultra Mega Chicken what’s your reasoning behind your opinion? Just curious tbh. I hope you aren’t one of the people who think all of our ingredients are crap lol. Heck, we make the dough every morning. It’s all good stuff

[@EnderMon]

@@luther1546 why do you feel this way?

[@EnderMon]

@@wertiaaudit5746 that was very good, I forgot about that one!

[@ccchhhrrriiisss100]

I have to say that Little Caesar's has surprised me. It used to be the LAST place that I would want to buy pizza from. The original old pizzas always tasted like they were full of freezer-burned preservatives. However, the Detroit Style Deep Dish, the new Extra-Most Bestest (I'm not sure if I spelled that correctly) Stuffed Crust and now this are actually tasty and a great value. Someone is doing something right at Little Caesar's.

[@orlandor7825]

Try the exxxxtramostbestest thin crust!

[@koda4398]

Too much garlic and greasy af

[@hyperbaroque]

The only interesting thing to me is they have focused on garlic. Have I landed in an alternate timeline? Do Americans suddenly love garlic? Because I have been getting hate for putting garlic on my food and enjoying garlic for more or less my entire life.

[@peterpumpkin1]

Their deep dish pizzas seem like they would be pretty good

[@PszMan19063]

@@hyperbaroque what? Garlic bread is considered like a universally loved item, I’ve never seen anyone complain about garlic besides jokes about bad breath.

[@JK-jl1bf]

I think this one is my favorite so far. I could never eat something like that but it’s fun watching you eat it and that’s what matters. Everyone is having fun. Keep doing these reviews. Love the genuine honesty and it’s nice to know you’re impartial for as far as any when it comes to fast food.

[@jordo613]

"Goodness me - I don't even know what that is." Even the Calzony melts in the presence of greatness.

[@jokerproduction]

It seems the Little Caesars kitcheneers have finally resorted to just taking a massive dump into a pizza box.

[@rywa5788]

🤣 I shoutlaughed

[@sofern2681]

Honestly it looks so fucking tasty

[@Dara321AAA]

If it’s a garlic-buttery dump call me the scatman

[@markb130]

Hahahah

[@TheDevPodcast]

IM BETTER THAN REVIEW BRAH

[@kristopherthomas7166]

I just barely came upon this channel yesterday and haven’t watched very many of these videos but this video is one of the more Lovecraftian videos on the web that I’ve seen.

[@whitealliance9540]

"Lovecraftian"? Thats interesting...

[@jeffbushnell4910]

This product looks like something a guy who got super baked and seen a fidget spinner and thought it would be a good idea to incorporate both of them into one edible concoction

[@dustyblue2ify]

BEST COMMENT- FIDGET SPINNER DOOBIE CREATION....

[@VPZealouZ]

@@dustyblue2ify what

[@aydcu3806]

@@VPZealouZ what?

[@MsGingerBread0216]

Knowing Little Ceasars, odds (and employees) are HIGH.

[@TheProdigyAccordion]

Couldnt be a better description than that lol

[@TonightWeGrill]

Most people don’t know how to pick the correct size collar on their shirts they wear with ties. Yours is perfect. You should do a video on that. Haha.

[@RockNRolla1212]

I know at this point it's shtick for him to rock the oversized suit, but if he went out and got a tailored suit, it'd be dope. Lol.

[@leonderond4746]

Nothing about that fit is perfect. He is tho

[@rmarley2100]

He looks like Back Pack Kid

[@johnnytheyoungmaestro]

I absolutely love how he had a laugh about the dripping sauce and the falling pepperoni! That's what makes a food item so good, I think! Great video!!

[@mikal]

I think LC is starting to realize how great their stuffed crazy bread is, and now they're trying to expand upon that.

[@geoffreytian3969]

I work at little Caesars and your impressions and review quite matches up with most of the employees' thoughts as well. It's a pain in the ass to make, plus the fact that the white sauce inside the calzone has become the butt of many other "white liquid" jokes at our store. The comments about all the oil and butter is nothing new, and the end of the day this is just another little Caesars Heart Attack in a Box. Thanks for reviewing this! It's quite interesting being someone who has to make these and seeing you review it.

[@smittycal]

My question is can you request it with less sauce or no sauce in the crust just cheese? I’m just curious 🧐 Maybe that will keep it from being an overload.

[@twanger5819]

@@smittycal the sauce inside the calzone portion is a cheese sauce. If you removed the sauce, the calzone would be practically empty aside from the pepperoni. But yes, you can request it.

[@nonameno5717]

Does anyone make a kingdom come joke with that pizza

[@infernaltomato]

@@twanger5819 twanger

[@AngieDW]

Without the sauce sounds better. Would be like a pizza roll with pepperoni and cheese… then just dip it into the crazy sauce

[@rydersharp7554]

"Can't judge a book by its cover" "It is what it is" **nervous laughter** I'm so sorry for what little caesars has done to you

[@Felyx90]

Reviewbrahs laughter adds ten more years to my lifespam

[@padarousou]

He spams life giving

[@StayMadNobodycares]

processed life in a can.

[@eidiotwind2084]

Brah didn't spam me :(

[@Felyx90]

lifespan* epic fail

[@daviclar867]

idol worship

[@davefox7516]

I like how he studies it while he's eating it.

[@faustdurven]

The wild Reviewbrah carefully observes his prey, looking for the best next bite

[@ellissmith23]

That’s what she said

[@davefox7516]

@@ellissmith23 LOL! 👏👏👏

[@gracie1312]

@3:34 that thumbnail freeze Moment was just adorable

[@josephine.1226]

... Your tie looks even more exquisite today than usual, Mister.

[@acrocantho_saurus]

drippy as usual

[@thefray123]

Most dapper indeed

[@L4C1D]

He always looks dapper

[@afai10]

It’s good I try it yesterday

[@mrmarmellow555]

@@acrocantho_saurus DAPER?? U too:)

[@OoiheartskittlezoO]

It would be great to see you on an episode of Hot Ones!

[@teirdalin]

I mean, it's a cross. Makes sense for a vampire to be afraid of it.

[@ydinoh]

That's fukd up

[@6footer334]

😄😄😄😄😞

[@jennb1768]

And that overload of garlic **hisssssss**

[@Sweetpea1128]

The Mom in me was very concerned about your suit getting that cheese sauce on it! I checked your channel yesterday to see if you had reviewed this, and then here it is today. You did not disappoint! I’m having it at lunch tomorrow. I’ll order the cheese variant, and freeze 3/4 of it for three future lunches! It looks very large and rich, so I will pace myself! Thanks for this great review. You are adorable!

[@Userhandleidk]

I need a follow up review!

[@Sweetpea1128]

@@Userhandleidk Ok! I got the cheese one. It i excellent! I am not disappointed. I would now order this above any other brand. 👍🏻😁

[@bdquest9999]

Wholesome

[@juliaalvarez537]

Mom in me uhhhh

[@oweeb5909]

Thoughts on meth?

[@brubbo0435]

I work at little Caesars those things are really hard to get out of the pan

[@oliver6354]

Can you substitute something for the pepperoni? Also any inside info on pretzel crust pizza that shit slaps

[@Ambipie]

No wonder it's so crumpled

[@exosluckyone]

i can imagine the frustration of the workers

[@AltCTRLF8]

is it just pepperoni? can you add/substitute fillings?

[@brubbo0435]

@@AltCTRLF8 in the middle it can be any toping but on the calzone parts it can be cheese or pepperoni

[@metaspherz]

Over the decades, I have purchased (possibly even consumed) more than my height in Little Caesars' pizzas if they were to be stacked atop each other. I've noticed a lot of changes in their ingredients and their food items but their quality has mostly remained consistent. While they may not be the best pizza, they are reasonably priced, and I have rarely been disappointed by my last-minute choice to visit their drive-thru window. The one near where I live always seems to be very busy too. I don't know any other place where I can get a fairly tasty pizza in 5 minutes or less that isn't sold by the slice in a gas station or convenience store.

[@enriquemontano2232]

I didn’t even know this was a thing!! I will have this for lunch Update: I’m on my lunch break and ate half of it. It’s delicious but have fun trying to sleep after haha

[@mrmarmellow555]

Oh NO😻 PLEAZ HAVE🍔🍔🍔'z

[@hirokoaki]

@@mrmarmellow555 Obama burger!1!1!

[@unknownnln9172]

And a side of obesity with heart disease

[@jp-sx2zi]

@@unknownnln9172 Only if you're a lazy ass and don't workout 🥴. Yeah I said it.

[@RammsethMukbang]

What if it has you for lunch!?!👀

[@GripAndRipShorts]

I appreciate your eating manners. You have to be one of the smoothest, quietest, cleanest people I've seen chewing food.

[@Jdp313]

He definitely doesn’t mukbang the food.

[@jesselopez5174]

This man is a national treasure💯 love his reviews

[@suesue9320]

He’s hilarious. He gives his FULL respect to each items review. Class act

[@jbstuff]

There's no oil, it's just butter. And I'm pretty sure we made one of these every time we dropped a pizza out of the oven.

[@TCook-yi4wu]

This is the most entertaining food critic I have ever heard!!! I watched the whole video!! Style and impeccable taste in the delivery of the information. The sip from the glass....smooth.

[@tommyfrier4732]

I love how your tie matches with the picture behind you. Legend

[@daviclar867]

who the hell cares

[@tommyfrier4732]

Well I do Davi

[@yojix5805]

You never fail to put a smile on my face man, just a genuine nice fella. Wish you all the best man

[@Sejdr]

Nice to see HP Lovecraft eat an Eldritch pizza.

[@frydmambajazz7289]

It looked so offensive the presentation that it just made me laugh. Not typical to see Brah confronted to that kind of stuff. Was really entertaining lol.

[@NotQuiteEpic]

Being messy is the only 'con' for this culinary delight. It's really freakin' good!

[@generalzod7959]

No

[@KingStr0ng]

@@generalzod7959 *Yes

[@kevagardner3640]

Absolutely my exact assessment. I shared it with a co-worker, and we both were, overwhelmingly, overwhelmed. 😯. It was edible. Spot on. I felt it was too much, unnecessarily.

[@arjuniyer6249]

So, for what it’s worth, you are one of the most genuine KZbinrs I’ve ever seen. Thanks for being awesome.

[@Sfgurl415]

After watching your video I ordered this calzone pizza for dinner as my husband and I love garlic. However, I must say it wasn’t over garlicky like you stated. I think whoever made yours went overboard with the ingredients as mine was nowhere near as oily as yours either. Overall, it was tasty. The larger pieces of pepperoni reminded me of the pepperoni used in school pizza. The square ones. 😂😂😂

[@DarthUmbris626]

I haven't thought about school pizza and their pepperoni in years! 😮🤩

[@senior_potato2094]

This man has some of the only content on youtube I’ll somehow sit down and watch start to finish without my eyes leaving the screen… the man is a wizard

[@Cr1m1nalxInt3nt]

You have a great genuine laugh! I’m happy that you’re happy and doing well! 6:08

[@qactustick]

That thing looks amazing. I think I'm one of the people who this is for. I have to check it out! Edit 3 days later: Tried it. It is indeed amazing.

[@generalzod7959]

Disgusting! 🤢🤮

[@twitheaze]

That’s shit fire omms

[@xletragedyx]

I loved it too. We got it after seeing this review lmao

[@jessc2435]

I’m upset it’s no longer available.. part of my soul left with it.

[@mikehoncho8572]

We watched you every single day at lunch and you never disappointed. Today is my freinds and I last lunch together and we picked this video to watch. Amazing video, thank you

[@mparantha]

I really love garlic so I might try this over the weekend. The price is a great deal.

[@NickTarterOKC]

We ordered one tonight and loved it! My kids ate it up like crazy.

[@yasuke414]

Does the white sauce taste like Alfredo or normal cheese with garlic?

[@djhey123]

@@yasuke414 Like Alfredo with garlic imo

[@Kelle0284]

Did they put TARTER sauce on it?

[@Thatlayzeeone]

You crack me up bro 😂 love your videos!! Keep doing what you’re doing 💯

[@TheReportOfTheWeek]

Appreciate it!!

[@joshshell210]

6:06 most wholesome laugh ever

[@nickswinehart3343]

'Oh goodness me' Straight out of a whole different era

[@danavaughn6918]

Righttttttt, he's amazing

[@guitarguy42394]

I wouldn’t expect any other chain than little caesar’s to have the insanity and ambition required to create the uncanny valley of pizza products

[@justinemmons4112]

The part where he explains what he think it looks like is the best few minutes of KZbin in a while, this review is A1

[@PatrickWilliamMartin]

The greasy box near the suit is giving me indigestion. Stay safe my friend.

[@rory_pond1701]

Every time he gets near a greasy item while wearing his trademark spiffy threads, my stress levels redline. I wish he'd at least put on an apron.

[@PatrickWilliamMartin]

@@rory_pond1701 Agreed. I'd settle for a dinner napkin even.

[@jessicasmith7102]

His table manners are impeccable paired with a nicely refined palete. #definitelydapper

[@guillermovalencia5569]

That little spec of food on his upper lip as he described it is what made the video

[@strokin3s]

You were blushing an awful lot during the “white sauce” dripping! 😂😂

[@gerardomtz92]

He has something in mind. 😂

[@ohi2399]

LMFAO

[@beefchief626]

He should eat an entire stick of greasy pepperoni.

[@nitramza861]

"Mouthfull of white liquid"

[@MrBread-gt7jd]

I will not stand for this, reviewbrah is the straightest man to ever live, we can’t even comprehend a fraction of i his straightness

[@gxvt_poetry]

his laughter blessed my soul, thank you so much brah

[@ceeb420]

Reviewbrah's laughter as the cheese slides down his hand is the most pure thing I've ever heard in my life. (06:05)

[@CrestofPotential]

That was probably the best cheese pull I've seen from fast food, outside of a commercial

[@OffBeatPlays69]

I remember I use to leave nasty comments when I first heard about you. I was a kid, so I was immature, didn’t know any better. You’re such a genuine and nice person. Idk if you’ll read this, but I regret ever being so harsh to you. Nice video as always (:

[@TerryProthero]

2500 calories is more than an average person eats in an entire day. So, maybe it's four meals. One for each arm of it. And you are completely right, it does look like something from a sci-fi movie. That is one bizarre pizza-like food. But it's good that you had the courage to try it in spite of that and gave a very comprehensive review. And I'm thinking you are right about the novelty of it. People will likely want to try it at least once even if it's not what they regularly order.

[@doubanjiang]

These things look like that creature from the original Star Trek series: Operation Annihilate. They would fly through the air, attach to your face and take over your mind.

[@jayzus1024]

Currently going through it but that cheerful intro brought me back up real quick. Love your content man, thanks for all the hard work

[@joelmilten]

I pray that you have the grace to make it through your troubles my friend. Good luck to you.

[@Userhandleidk]

Hang in there ♥️

[@michaelbarnhart2593]

I can appreciate the silent, awkward pauses when he is actually eating, chewing with his mouth closed and not commenting until he is finished. That is how a gentleman should eat. Most folks would dive in and start rattling off their comments with half the food falling out of their mouth. ;-)

[@drsempiternal4605]

I found this channel a couple years ago and I'm so happy to see you still here and thriving

[@CoreyChambersLA]

If the pizza started pulsating, Reviewbrah's ratings would go through the roof.

[@AbleAbel]

it kinda did at one point!

[@christinaforman2172]

Being the giant rat that I am...that cheese falling out the side when you first showed it... bout gave me an ORGANISM LOL... yeah.. not the right word on purpose LOLOLOL

[@elisevall6752]

I've been waiting for this review!!! Thank you Reviewbrah for all your hard work keeping the masses updated on new food trends

[@bzeee6537]

The Uncrowned King of AM Radio

[@tomtheplummer7322]

...Short wave😏🤷‍♂️

[@joey3204]

Mayonnaise

[@daviclar867]

Worcestershire.

[@Kat-jp6iy]

I'm allergic to almost all fast food and I still love watching your videos. There's something so calming about the way that you review these meals. Also, I actually get to find out what they taste like lol

[@PearlDrummerFTW]

You're an extremely wholesome guy and that's what keeps me watching your channel for food reviews. Good review.

[@OfLaSoul]

The mad men at Little Caesars are back at it again...

[@od1401]

That's an actual coronary artery disease in a box right there

[@iangagel6027]

Hopefully they tone it down a little after seeing this, it's a unique idea. Obviously THIS is the Final Boss for new Fast Food items so they now know their weaknesses.