Why Microsoft Word is the best IDE for programming

[@jomakaze]

Apparently, many of you thought I was sponsored by Microsoft lmao. I don't think they would approve this.

[@DaMonster]

Because they’re fools

[@TechRevi]

Why use VS when you can user Word?!

[@Emma-ox4ki]

Man I was laughing. Some people really don't get jokes, y'know

I actually looked for the link in the description :)

[@jordisantamariaportoles8233]

Microsoft word for programming feels as bad as vscode xD

[@ishaanjain7101]

Initially, I was having difficulty to believe in this guy but then I saw the number of monitors he has 💯👏

[@simpleairplane1030]

More monitor = more skill

[@istvan368]

xD

[@estimata5905]

@@simpleairplane1030 Ok, that's make sense...

[@karl-heinzskywalker387]

He also has the biggest Windows I've ever seen

[@rogerio067072]

hunnnn, i just missed the laptop on his desk, you know every guy/girl with lots os responsibilities in a company has lots os monitors, a nice desktop and a powerful laptop. But from now on I will be better writing code with MSWORD. My life will change and tomorrow I will be a better man.

[@zarbi_]

after the video: Open visual studio code to write an essay.

[@bowuigi]

Actually it has .doc support via extensions

[@CJ-kx7gz]

Vscode is the best

[@nujuat]

I've written latex papers and restructured text documentation in vs code and it worked like a treat

[@giovannicrisalfi3189]

Emacs is da way

[@nujuat]

@@swiftrealm im considering properly learning vi(m)... not sure if the delay learning the overhead for it is good for me right now though. I know the basics from when I was coding for a decades old solaris box haha

[@dannyfogel9156]

I think the best IDE is a piece of paper, you write your code on it with any tool and any style you want, then you take a picture of it, plug it in to a convolutional neural network to convert it to text, compile and run. It is by far the best method!

[@ashish2099]

My man, LOL

[@kondwaniphiri9772]

wait you can do that?

[@maladictbilbiomort2778]

You can even write the code from the ground up for the complex neural networks to upload to the computer in the first place and then scan it to the computer for efficiency. No reason to use another IDE to make the networks when the paper is so efficient.

[@jvstbecause]

But you must pay attention that the Paper and AI is from Microsoft because it is the best and Microsoft is the best

[@Spellweaver5]

Pfft, the best IDE is your own mind. You just remember all the code as you invent it and autocorrect yourself. And then you don't even need a separate neural network to convert it to text because that's already included into the IDE.

[@haksell5462]

My favorite IDE is graph paper. I have 128 different colored pencils. Each of which representing one character. I color in each square with my pencil to represent the character that I need, photoscan the page, And then run it through a piece of software that costs $31,765/year and that will convert my pdf to a .c file which I then run through notepad++. It is a very effecient, cost-effective, and easy-to-use/do workflow!

[@GunnerSiIva]

Underrated

[@ChrisosIDK]

That is so genious bro...

[@cocacola37281]

Woah! That's impressive!

[@ymLu-gecko]

you are such a genius🤣🤣

[@akiraigarashi2874]

Truly revolutionary

[@CAG2]

No, PowerPoint is the best because you can move code blocks freely and use different slides as classes. You can even create a UI!

[@Pixelsplasher]

Excel is best for me because I can neatly block, style, sort and indent my code in cells. Variables placed inside cells can be referenced with code in other cells with the powerful Excel formula language.

[@metal571]

And it's Turing complete

[@nahidux]

😂😂😂😂

[@Valiant1010]

@@danielmbcn Paint is being depreciated. Wordpad still the way to go lol.

[@noicthebrave]

@@amirmukhlis4936 your dang right.

[@YouriPoulin]

I've been coding on Photoshop for years. Infinite styling options, then you just need a good text rendering algorythm and BOOM! Best IDE in the Wolrd

[@KK-rg3nj]

lmaoo

[@classicaf]

underrated comment

[@agentj1074]

I use premiere pro

[@nataliegrayhandle]

For real????

[@classicaf]

@@nataliegrayhandle it's sarcasm

[@tannerbarcelos6880]

I use my notebook and then scan the papers to pdf on my laptop. That’s the real way to write code

[@harshith_takkala]

😂✌✌👍

[@joeypencil5368]

🤣😂🤣

[@kaushikdeka185]

Yes that's how universities do it.

[@theonly1me]

I write my code in the SCANNER 🔥so I don’t even have to use paper

[@semicolon2599]

FORTRAN be like:

[@TheInsanitor]

You should give GIMP a go. At first I was sceptical, but it has become my favorite IDE by far. You can have the code sideways, upside down, make it 60% transparent, so it's harder to steal, but not inaccessible for your workers, except maybe the seniors. You can even run Script-fu right there in the IDE!

[@willmil1199]

🤣😂🤣🤣

[@_scatterbrains]

60% transparency 😂 let's not forget using alpha channels to make desired code blocks reusable in different files

[@marcopeterson805]

Ik this is a joke, but you *can* export gimp pictures as C code

[@0x8badf00d]

@@marcopeterson805 X pixmaps specifically.

[@ishtiaqhussainnaqi7628]

Cold

[@DoubleOSevan]

I use MS Paint. It doesn't autocorrect like Word and has a non-intrusive, easy-to-use interface that's friendly to beginners and pros alike.

[@ElColombre27360]

Im laughing in tears, literally.

[@duniyafreehaimainahihu]

lmao that's underrated

[@DreckbobBratpfanne]

Considering there is a programming language that uses images as code (Pete (?)) you can automatically use Paint as well for that! Best IDE by mile.

[@HoundGrin]

The next level is to paint an executable.

[@thatchapthere]

@@DreckbobBratpfanne Piet

[@francescjuilleipujades7455]

I'm very disapointed, everybody knows that WhatsApp is the best IDE

[@book5257]

It even has features to share the code with others

[@mindfulengineer]

Only for pair programming

[@book5257]

@@mindfulengineer Yeah. It is useless if you are working on your own. WhatsApp is only a good IDE if you are working in a group

[@user-ps3sr1tm6d]

XD

[@francescjuilleipujades7455]

@@mindfulengineer you can create groups too ;)

[@purplelord8531]

there is absolutely no transition between the ironic parts and the unironic parts of this video and I love it.

[@cpunktspunkt748]

Nice irony talking about unironic parts 😀

[@ErikIsInThaHouse]

Khoi?

[@zhiqiangyan1554]

Have you ever thought why there is no trannsition?

[@_b0h4z4rd7]

I don't see any ironic parts...

[@Shiryd]

what do you mean 'ironic' parts?

[@salutoitoi]

I wrote "Microsoft Word" next to IDE in my CV, I got my job at Google Thank you !

[@hotnspicebyemti]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PhilosophicOstrich]

Took this resume to microsoft also u will get lifetime subscription of office with job 😂

[@saminaraf3349]

420 likes

[@pameng5235]

Hi is it level 999 of joking))

[@Cynthia_Cantrell]

As an older engineer, the font size tip is GOLD.

[@bigkoi1015]

Cool

[@b07x]

Lmao😂

[@DanielZtimhcs]

Ubuntu mono 22 here lol

[@raphulali8937]

older engineer engineer or some older person who happens to be engineer

[@asd-dr9cf]

@@raphulali8937 he obvious meant he was an expert in the coding language 'older'.

[@NathanRichardson23]

For the hobby programmer who doesn't want to pay for the full version of Word, WordPad is a nice free option to start out with.

[@DreckbobBratpfanne]

Openoffice would be a nice option too

[@brendon205]

Notepad is good enough tbh

[@DreckbobBratpfanne]

@@brendon205 for HTML this isn't even a satirical possibility. Worked quite nice

[@brendon205]

@@DreckbobBratpfanne yeah, but I don't mean notepad++, that would be easy, I mean the windows notepad

[@DreckbobBratpfanne]

@@brendon205 🤣👍 true

[@DavidMartinez-pg3zq]

Word as your IDE, Excel as your debugger is the META

[@mohamedaminehammami121]

I was a farmer, after seeing this i've become a successful programmer.

[@shelby255]

😮

[@nocomments9850]

How

[@basitmaqbool2416]

😂😂😂

[@reynac9836]

😂😂

[@imranmahmud9826]

😂 😂 😂 😂

[@Sun-lr5wo]

"Let's write merge sort" *copy pastes code*

[@arie1906]

*done*

[@akshatw7866]

This is the way

[@infernoblazes2299]

😂😂😂😂

[@jazzram_]

Lol

[@fates6922]

thats how real programmers do it not that i would know

[@ceronore3621]

I always struggled with the standard text editor but you opened my eyes. I've become a much better programmer with your advice. I still need more monitors so I can become even better but hey - there is always room for improvement.

[@manishbr5831]

Imagine if a newbie in programming watches this as their first video on IDE and uses it

[@thequeryqueen]

😂

[@boussahelmohmedislam752]

that's literally me

[@yaweh294]

That’s me right now 🥲

[@husaindavlatov3310]

yes it is very helpful. He will just stop programming and say " oh programming is NOT for me"

[@jiahaozhang]

🤣🤣🤣

[@carewen3969]

"Here....you can literally put two different colours into one word!" Un-expose your API token by changing the font colour to white.... Pure gold...

[@nyankers]

no no. it's white, not gold.

[@baconofburger8784]

@@nyankers he was referring pure gold as the expression, not the color

[@Darth_Wotan]

@@baconofburger8784 r/woosh

[@hereturbie7458]

Does it come with dark mode?

[@olixx1213]

@@hereturbie7458 idk do you?

[@someonecubing2410]

Three words: Pen and Paper. The physical medium inspires a hands-on approach. The permanency of pen encourages careful thinking of code. The pain of writing strengthens your arms for later in the evening. And when your code doesn't run, you can blame it on the intern who has to transcribe your chicken scratch.

[@milolegends42]

Two words: punch cards.

[@animelowlife7017]

8 words: Dirt/Charcoal and spit/animal fat on walls. Cavemen were great programmers.

[@semicolon2599]

fortran be like

[@ashrab9164]

"strengthens your arms for later in the evening" IM DYINGGGG XDDDD

[@ashrab9164]

@Eli R. .

[@chriscreations8853]

I've personally been using Windows Photo Viewer for years now and I've been struggling especially with code highlighting. Thanks for the eye opener. Just what I needed.

[@memeweaver2553]

I actually prefer writing my program outside using stones from the ground, taking a picture of the formation, printing it, writing a program to detect characters from the printed image, and finally executing it.

[@carl1341]

lmaoo

[@jerrygreenest]

I wonder how you would execute a python program

[@spanky4446]

Use the stones to simulate binary. It's the best way.

[@vimalnambiar2157]

Well that's a way to make your program hacker proof 😉

[@jerrygreenest]

​@@vimalnambiar2157: yes, at least until such a moment before some racoon steals one of your stones (therefore change your memory state)

[@seankaila]

Fun fact. When I was at uni there was a guy in my group who was coding python in notepad. He asked: "Where are the colours?". To this day I didn't understand his thought process. Until I saw your video. Thank you.

[@laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587]

wtf

[@matiasdariel7291]

notepad++ or ms notepad

[@seankaila]

@@matiasdariel7291 just normal notepad 😪😂

[@styoupid4737]

I code c++ in notepad++ I’m scared that vsc will help me too much and I’ll be lost in my uni exams where we don’t use any ide

[@seankaila]

@@styoupid4737 i respect you so much for the dedication. However, im surprised that you couldn't write stuff in pseudocode for exam. Mainly because code easy to fuck up and nobody would get a score 100%, if that makes sense? as long as the fundamental logic makes sense you should be fine. In real life I forget syntax at times (im a software engineer).

[@noicthebrave]

My favorite IDE is the one that grants me access to dark theme the fastest

[@tmnic6971]

So vim then?

[@akshatghoshal6098]

visual studio code because it starts with the dark theme

[@theren8311]

@@akshatghoshal6098 IntelliJ makes you select it before you even start.

[@FourOf92000]

have you tried turning the monitor off

[@barbosa7797]

Did you try to close your eyes? 😂

[@lsantac]

I do by hand and use crayons to mark the functions. Works even with not computer on. 😉

[@eyeofthepyramid2596]

Writing codes on paper is really a good way to start programming.

[@dayvie9517]

Nice, send your code to Elon Musk via fax for a hardcore code review

[@aniketagarwal3992]

"If you have your api key exposed, you can just unexpose it like so" hackers - damn bruh he got us

[@mr.rabbit5642]

Dammnn bulletproof

[@infernoblazes2299]

Damn you L , you got me!!

[@aniketagarwal3992]

@@infernoblazes2299 L gets everyone

[@Kakashi-ig3ej]

@@aniketagarwal3992 Not my man Kira though.

[@aniketagarwal3992]

@@Kakashi-ig3ej he took advantage of a shinigami else I was way ahead D:

[@notepad30]

Next Video: "Why pen and paper is the best IDE"

[@3dninja54]

Next video: Why cave drawing hieroglyphics is the best IDE

[@aadityasingh9479]

Sarcasm beautifully done

[@jazzram_]

then it run 0_0

[@lindadelalifiasam5878]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@lux27.42]

Univ students be like...

[@SS-ql7bt]

“You can literally put two different colors on a single word” 🤣

[@shahil8235]

569 likes but no replies😮

[@marvinnimnull9982]

why not ? hungarian notation, lpctwNewString legitimately could have two different colors having type information encoded in its name

[@jazzram_]

Funnier if it wouldve been unlimited

[@marvinnimnull9982]

@@jazzram_ btw, wolfram matemática allows you to put objects instead of their descriptions, i.e. you can put color instead of hex string of color.

[@h.s_industries]

😂

[@FGB64]

This reminds me of one of the first jobs I had out of school. It was doing assembly language programming on one of the early IBM PCs and the only tools I had available for editing were edlin and Microsoft Word for DOS. So I used word because, well, literally anything was better than edlin. Word wanted to always save everything in word format, so every time I forgot to explicitly save as text, it would cause the assembler to spew out an impressive number of errors.

[@mybloodyvacuum]

interesting

[@BigOrangeMan]

Trur senior engineer

[@mikelyons5632]

You could have used debug and written in assembly.

[@silence.9376]

*"The human brain is the most complex structure in the whole entire universe"* _-Human Brain_

[@ryuk0gt255]

Exactly why I don't trust him.

[@salutoitoi]

@@ryuk0gt255 you think it's real ? Maybe you didn't notice but he's trolling (jocking)

[@marcusaureliusregulus2833]

🤣🤣🤣

[@taresy6789pp]

when you use it properly to can achieve extraordinary things

[@2hotflavored666]

@@salutoitoi I don't think you noticed that he's also joking.

[@umadbroyo2388]

Me, who breathes on a mirror and writes code with my finger on the misty part: AMATEURS!!

[@lodostic1015]

Bruh don't we all write like that

[@ArcanePath360]

Novice. I don't even write my code down. It's all in my head. ....where it stays.

[@umadbroyo2388]

@@ArcanePath360 I thought code was stored in the balls!!

[@1minutepiano379]

You're absolutely a legend 😎

[@saisagarsingh3340]

@@umadbroyo2388 genetics codes are stored in balls

[@yashshah244]

Yes.. Next video on "how paint is the best tool for graphic designing"

[@iremnurcolak620]

it is the best btw...

[@marcw6875]

Not the program Paint though. Like ACTUAL paint. Just brush it onto the monitor and then you don't have to worry about losing your work in the event of a power failure.

[@samorabot]

Lol I can't stop laughing...

[@immortui1832]

Well it is tho

[@youtooms]

I'd rather use a capture tool, personally.

[@gesugao]

i personally prefer writing my codes in the backyard or frontyard of sims 2 homes, you can choose from multiple grass or path styles. no more touch grass jokes! some variables can be literal plants, now this is what i call object oriented programming. wandering dogs or sims may cause bugs by digging holes or laying on parts of the code thus obscuring it, but this is a feature, that can also be used for documentation. you may use simple cheat codes to make animals playable, and you place holes in front of the lines you wanna comment out. easy!

[@champx5]

this is one of the most creative comments i have ever seen!

[@oblivion.4974]

omg ... I can't ...🤣🤣 This comment is underrated fr

[@oblivion.4974]

the object oriented programming part got me rolling over on the floor.

[@realsemig]

*Next* : why Microsoft Paint is the best CAD software for actual engineers.

[@ВалерийЧепелев-м8ь]

This is NOT a joke, dude!

[@kurgerbing6969]

autodesk sketchbook: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?!?!?!

[@rajeevr5509]

😂😂😂 RIP solidworks, autocad, catia, nx, creo and all other cad softwares out there

[@playerscience]

Rip AutoCAD

[@mz1604]

Correct! WeChat becomes a giant mobile app of everything. Microsoft Office will become a omni-software that can do everything including AI!

[@hansgerber8654]

I tried many IDEs in my time and I must say, no matter if it's MS Paint, Outlook or even Powerpoint Word beats them all

[@jacobjefferies-mfam]

What about Libre Impress? I've heard that one's pretty good.

[@jufigueirayoga8273]

@@jacobjefferies-mfam didn't impress me

[@HaynesX]

OUTLOOK 😭

[@SHADOWSTRIKE1]

“Why should you believe me? Look at how many monitors I have.” Lmao

[@limejuice5351]

"if that doesn't buy me credibility, I do not know what will"

[@20Stephanus]

*shoulder angel poofs into existence* No no. He has a point.

[@jetercanda6261]

😂

[@glitchyice]

I need one

[@AnkitGusai]

Having succesfully plug 3 monitors in a MacBook certifies you as a developer.

[@Iog]

The thing is, my high school’s Computer Science courses back in like 2017-2019 used Microsoft Word as an IDE. No joke. Either that or you can use Google Docs for group projects. It was purely out of laziness and ignorance as our computer science teacher doesn’t actually know a thing about computer science, he majored in physics, and our school must’ve thought “good enough.” He was literally learning computer science as he was teaching us, and frankly, he probably did one or two half-baked lessons throughout the semesters. But with all that freedom though, the real passion ones excelled. Heck, I even found a loophole to get free Netflix for a while through a cookie’s vulnerability on their website. We sort of migrated from what was suppose to be a simple Python course on paper into a C++ one since our teacher did not understood the curriculum well and just asked what language we wanted to learn lol. For those less responsible though, it was just an easy marks class, basically everyone got 100s in it, but only a few actually deserved it. I will say, those few I know went on to become engineers during university later on and incredibly skillful folks in software. So it wasn’t a bad trade-off. It was all up to the student, which I love the idea of.

[@basulamichane8312]

Damn😳😳

[@saadmanomar7754]

Lmao I dig this story

[@idrinkdihyrdogenmonoxide.2525]

Mario Maker has always been my go-to IDE for all the projects I've done, but with your video, I might actually try out Microsoft Word! Thanks for the quick demo, you've very effectively demonstrated the benefits of it!

[@lahirua]

As a Microsoft engineer I appreciate you making us cool again

[@Blinkers2007GameDev]

what do u mean microsoft has always beem the best company ever Screw apple!

[@blitz8229]

😂

[@hahaitsme]

@ANoobyPlayer UwU Well any sensible person would use Windows but okay.

[@playerscience]

@@Blinkers2007GameDev True!

[@playerscience]

@@hahaitsme Agreed 👍

[@normanramsay5107]

"This is a feature, not a bug" -- literally every programmer ever

[@RacingCar7483]

Bethesda in a nutshell

[@cosmq]

Mojang be like: See, this is wath i'm talking about

[@joda7697]

Minecraft's piston and dropper qc:

[@0ni_x4]

Hahaha lol

[@ovik3921]

@Markuw GG its EA btw 🤣🤣

[@tagabacolod2069]

A moment of silence to those beginners who believed this.

[@kylewalker2949]

I saw it on a Reddit post and was like, "God, please let this be satire".

[@kylewalker2949]

@Lucas Carlson It was indeed

[@niladrimallik3172]

After ages of using Vs-Code, using Notepad sucks. I am scared of thinking about Ms-Word.

[@coding_box4265]

Lol

[@itzyuzuruclips]

lmao

[@dninjaman]

This is great advice thank you. I just used Excel to send you a donation.

[@gamoosh237]

Personally, I write everything in text messages to myself, so I can save whatever I’m writing. It also helps me feel less lonely.

[@pranitgandhi6832]

😂😂😂😂

[@MrAzurus]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mnnptl]

The level of sarcasm in this video is higher than my GPA.

[@kattihatt]

Not that high then?

[@mnnptl]

@@kattihatt sadly yes

[@kattihatt]

@@mnnptl hehe dont worry mate, it doesnt really matter.

[@hapyness]

Yes he is sarcastic. But he also says the truth. Highlighting part of code should help a lot. I'm going to tell this to my brother.

[@mnnptl]

@Naman Divgi and chika senpai calls herself a detective

[@ricardoestrella95]

There's no RGB keyboard, I can't trust this guy.

[@emc9806]

Sarcasm

[@iowanianrhapsody8491]

lol

[@dwp.r]

Lol 😂

[@maedre9330]

but atleast he is asian, so you can

[@oniimaxxxx6479]

Seriously what is his keyboard ?

[@reikooters]

One thing you can do in Word if you have some text and you want to replace some character with new lines. For example, given the string: &hello=1&world=true Paste the text into Word. Ctrl+H for find and replace - put & as the find and ^l as the replace (lowercase L) Output: hello=1 world=true You can also use ^t to replace with tabs. For example you could replace = with ^t. Then you can copy all the text and paste it neatly into Excel as 2 rows with 2 columns. Notepad++ can do this too - replace with or \t if you choose "Extended" search mode, but Word is something non-programmers can use if you don't have Notepad++ but have Word, or if you're helping someone else at their computer to format some data they copied from somewhere to put it into Excel etc.

[@PaquiCamus]

Nice trick. I suppose I should read how to use Find and Replace. I wish I could find how to replace time in this format starting from 00:00 to 25:00 to 'no space' from a transcript. Cheers.

[@reikooters]

@@PaquiCamus If you're using Notepad++ my suggestion would be to use the Regex replace. So ctrl+h for find and replace then choose "Regular Expression" search mode. Assuming your text looks something like this: 00:00 abc 22:50 def 45:00 ghi Then use the following in "find what": (([0][0-9])|([1][0-9])|[2][0-5])\:[0-5][0-9] And "replace with": no space That should do what you want I believe. So that regular expression looks for text where the first 2 characters are 00-09, or 10-19, or 20-25, followed by colon, then 0-5, then 0-9. This would cover the possible text for 00:00 to 25:00

[@reikooters]

@@PaquiCamus If you're using Notepad++ my suggestion would be to use the Regex replace. So ctrl+h for find and replace then choose "Regular Expression" search mode. Assuming your text looks something like this: 00:00 abc 22:50 def 45:00 ghi Then use the following in "find what": (([0][0-9])|([1][0-9])|[2][0-5])\:[0-5][0-9] And "replace with": no space That should do what you want I believe. So that regular expression looks for text where the first 2 characters are 00-09, or 10-19, or 20-25, followed by colon, then 0-5, then 0-9. This would cover the possible text for 00:00 to 25:00

[@jackgenewtf]

True story: When I was a software consultant, a client sent me a password "securely" by using white text on a white background.

[@Girry_]

Safe untill a hacker ~$cat's the file on terminal.

[@sunflower8227]

LMAOOOOOOO

[@douglasfrempong3365]

@@Girry_😂

[@awesomestunts]

@@unholycrusader69 pretty sure it's actually the reverse tomahawk two-hand jam you're talking about

[@genzo454]

@@unholycrusader69 no, it just deploys a basic user dictionary of break statements and compile warnings (Presuming you don't get an Syntax Error)

[@danceshuffle5661]

After watching, I realized that I can use MS Excel for Databases instead of SQL and Python.

[@joemgap]

That is technically not a pun.

[@vladimirgurevich598]

It's not even a joke, 'cause some data analysts do exactly what you said)

[@lme918]

they have Power Query, so...you actually can do it.

[@quickandeasylearning517]

yes you can but without security features.

[@lme918]

@@quickandeasylearning517 which one? I think the way it caching and loading info is the most problem. Slow and not stable. But it's not bad for small office tasks and small data sets.

[@simonedenardi00]

I'm disappointed, Everybody knows that paper and pencil is the best IDE.

[@marvinnimnull9982]

well, yes, especially at the early planning stage, later you may use mindmappers and only then the stuff like IDEs could jump into the action.

[@simonedenardi00]

@@marvinnimnull9982 you're right man, for E/R conceptual models is, without irony, th best IDE.🤣

[@tol_enum]

First i doubted this but then i saw the monitors and the super nice bandana. The best thing is the security mechanism with hiding passwords!! Thx!!!

[@jimreynolds2399]

I find tablets of stone to be much better - much more visceral. You get a genuine feel for programming this way.

[@matttondr9282]

yeah, as long as you remember to define a custom function "etch", instead of using the boring premade "print".

[@Nytra_]

I began writing all my code in MS Paint not so long ago. The ability to draw pretty shapes inside my functions and methods provides a critical level of creative output which greatly enhances the performance of my code.

[@yeshodeepdohre9542]

😂😂😂 lol

[@Agnemons]

I assume you are drawing on all your experience with this.

[@ace-xu3qy]

I just cannot imagine how much time he spent coloring every single word in that file

[@Michownage1337]

import library duh

[@sabirkhan6898]

Syntax Highlighting?

[@Rand0081]

Visual Studio puts rich text in the clipboard when you copy...

[@AimerYui]

@@Rand0081 vscode to

[@pixelb0i255]

I paint my code on canvas with only acrylic paints (IMPORTANT). Let it dry for a few hours, then scan it into a pdf doc via a scanner. With a "text from image" tool, I save my code as a .txt file. I've never had to error check. Anybody else doing this?

[@hikaritsumi2123]

Wow I was thinking on how do you document a coded and by far this is the most helpful advice I needed, Thanks Joma Tech! subscribed :)

[@zquantkcks]

"No this doesn't effect my kid"(while smoking). Kid after 20 years:

[@shelby255]

Bro I saw this meme

[@hindolebasu9694]

XD

[@zsupersaiyan]

came here because of that meme

[@moadhoueslati6838]

i was searching for this comment...

[@neillunavat]

I can't find the 1% discount link in the description. Do any of you guys have it?

[@asadpuppy1259]

Today i learned: People's trust on you directly correlates to the amount of monitors you have

[@colivas8414]

THANK YOU; I just said something akin to this.

[@dewinchy]

You will find that funny, but this is how we coded back in the 80s/90s. I mean there were no fancy IDEs around, so you took some text editor and coded without auto indent, build-on-the-fly, no syntax highlighting, no hotkeys. But I guess it makes a lot more sense to do that in Word now, because of the colors. Great video! Thanks for the hint!

[@Agnemons]

Well, in the spirit of one upmanship. I think I still have the stone chisels we used to use to code with back in the day.

[@seriouslyfun9740]

I use editplus and notepad

[@wisehipoppotamus878]

I've always considered writing code in word, now I'm sure it's the best option. Thank you Joma.

[@tedar1348]

Next Video: "Why Microsoft Visual Studio Code is the best IDE for typing documents, essays etc"

[@cocotug0]

you laugh but... LaTeX...

[@Xth3Z]

I wrote a project documentary in VS Code cuz I had enough of Word's problems.

[@egzakharovich]

Is markdown not enough for everyone? :)

[@petrsedlak4761]

@@Xth3Z Try Notepad. It's most powerful text editor.

[@sanjog1846]

I use vs code for docs using foam, it’s pretty popular.

[@masteronepiece6559]

Actually Notepad is the greatest IDE ever because it opens so fast.

[@sergey1519]

Actually no. It loads the whole document before loading so for big files it opens very very slowly. You know what program doesn't do that tho? *Microsoft Word* of course!

[@balajik8473]

@@sergey1519 I got huge data files in .TXT format can you suggest any good way to handle that data? I want to use them for data analysis in Python

[@underscoregavin7]

The most Simple. Quick. and "Efficient". IDE

[@sohailansari3106]

Notepad++ is also good

[@levynkhs8820]

Notepad++

[@tanmayagarwal8513]

"Its a feature not a bug!!". This had me laughing the whole day!!

[@haryormedayjoshua281]

Lol.🤣 Like seriously

[@Adepentane]

Seriously 😂😂😂 got me rolling

[@CnmAlper]

Yeah seriously.😂 LoL!!

[@shelby255]

Bruh

[@chan6565]

So, is it a feature or a bug? I don't get the joke

[@shahidullahmuffakir668]

I remember that almost a year ago, when I started learning programming, I watched this video. I'm still using MS Word for my coding, and it's been a great choice for me. Thank you so much!!

[@vdabest2118]

Since everywhere is flexing about their way of writing code. I write my code in morse code. 😎

[@vivekpal9866]

and sell it on amazon audibles :p

[@Below10IQ]

@@vivekpal9866 I write my code in American Sign Language

[@victorstroganov8135]

@@Below10IQ I write my code in Braille

[@Below10IQ]

@@victorstroganov8135 I wrote my code with vapor formed by my breathing pattern

[@MrNaesme]

It's just binary in another language.

[@wongziao9432]

Pregnant women: " Drugs and beer won't affect my child " Her child: " Ms word is the best IDE for programming "

[@elshiney]

I'm dying! 😂

[@neillunavat]

I can't find the 1% discount link in the description. Do any of you guys have it?

[@wongziao9432]

@@neillunavat bro, use libreoffice, its free

[@tarikhagustia939]

lol

[@krishsharma5065]

@@wongziao9432 yep

[@amercya2953]

- 2:44 "to prevent hackers from saving malicious code when they access your desktop" + *quietly contemplates the nonsense he just said*

[@PyrotechnicProductions]

Dude this was so subtle yet I was losing my mind. Beautiful.

[@samermohamed7644]

"You can send me paypal" Me: Sends malicious code in word file

[@jazzram_]

haha, imagine if it was flagged lol

[@pyotrh]

brother let me tell you about libreoffice. does all the wingding shit that MS office does and more. for the great great price of free. what a great IDE.

[@saswotlamichhane5862]

So you are a Ubuntu user?

[@gangland515]

ThTs a bit out my price range Bruh

[@heavymetal116]

@@saswotlamichhane5862 It is also available for Windows as well... I have Windows and I use it too..

[@botten4187]

no

[@ArcanePath360]

Man we used to have this at work. It fucking sucked harder than my Dyson

[@ijustsawthat]

IDE -> Word -> Any language Except Assembly, for that you need Paint.

[@42_10_]

fact

[@ijustsawthat]

@Felipe Gomes just use reflection

[@ptoyoohri]

2:39 "This is a feature, not a bug" is my favorite. I've been using it frequently since I watched this video, and I'm gonna use it for the rest of my life.

[@yurrrfrombk4039]

I bet u there’s gonna be someone out there tryna learn how to code, and they’re gonna believe this 😂

[@araitol3935]

Wait, this isn't real?

[@debasmitdey1132]

@@araitol3935 Of course it's real... I previously used VS Code. Now I'm using MS word instead cuz I really like that syntax highlighting as per your choice

[@alexvargas5907]

I FUCKING WASTED 4 MIN

[@temmmbebkd2922]

In sololearn's introduction to html it says that you write the code with a text editor. I believed that in my first year learning to code and did it for a long time it's not fun at all . It's sad and not funny :(

[@ashutoshchandra7254]

Yeah. Because of the number of monitors he owns.

[@iloveracinggames1264]

This would have such a great video on April 1st, 2021.

[@Rgroose]

What do you mean? This is a serious video

[@DGNT1]

that would imply that it is a joke but it is not

[@asp4497]

Legends code in ms paint.

[@norpriest521]

I agree. Haters would say otherwise

[@rahulphoen]

Yes agreed.

[@Pranav-xr3zy]

Agreed

[@78anurag]

Gods code using voice to text.

[@monkey_noises]

It actually bothers me to no end that this legitimately works.

[@thewalrus1569]

Thank you Joma ! I've started using Microsoft Word has my favorite IDE for now 4 years and it's been now 3 years that I use it efficently for programming c# at CD Projekt Red

[@shubhamsinha7762]

Bro the video has been out for literal one year ^

[@tehyonglip9203]

Me: Mom, can I download IDE for programming? Mom: We have IDE at home IDE at home:

[@samorabot]

MS Word. Lol You are so funny

[@jimmytsai6582]

2:49 Joma: dafaq am i talking about

[@j.s.3414]

I'm so glad I found this. Not only is Word perfect as an IDE, but its the best Computer Forensics platform available.

[@whynesspower]

"For the senior engineers, oh not the senior engineers but the seniors who happen to be engineers" LOL

[@StrangerHappened]

Or for the double senior engineers (if they are both senior and senior).

[@officialchickenn]

😂😂

[@akshitsingla567]

When Microsoft pays you too much to promote their products.

[@heleenziyad324]

LOL

[@mahmoudelzabet3956]

😂😂😂😂

[@Malware01]

😂😂

[@toxicityuser]

You do realise that visual studio code is by Microsoft?

[@akshitsingla567]

@@toxicityuser that is the only software of Microsoft I have on my desktop.

[@screamingballoffeather3237]

Me learn how to programming after youtube remove dislike :

[@АртемФедоров-ю7б]

I like the feature with unexposing api keys. That's really great and you don't have to rotate keys, awesome!!!

[@trieulieuf9]

I once did a algorithm coding interview in Microsoft Word. Everything is great, except it takes the interviewer half an hour to read my solution.

[@hursh6525]

One day there would be almost a million monitors behind him 😂

[@ashiksaleem360]

Damnnn, Dontchu dare giv him any ideas boi...

[@xploregasm]

and if that still doesn't give him credibility, I don't know what will

[@hursh6525]

@@xploregasm 😂

[@hursh6525]

@@ashiksaleem360 🤣

[@crazyboy-gw7rk]

True

[@impolitedirector3595]

"It's a feature, not a bug." Relatable.

[@jazzram_]

Lol

[@santiagotorres8907]

Bethesda

[@NoName-is3tu]

For me notepad is the best ide I have ever used... It's so simple... And IT WORKS👍!

[@cheesedabber]

I'm a game developer and I recently switched from Unity to Powerpoint and holy shit that is literally the best choice I have made of my life

[@sohn7767]

2:49 he literally died inside when he said that.

[@louislemsic]

I lost it completely when he increased the size of "welcome"

[@JohnSmith-bm6zg]

He’s just saying what we’re all thinking

[@averygump]

"Why would you listen to me? Look at how many monitors I have." I'm listening...

[@ashiquerazak4804]

A minute silence for anybody who's going to code on Word after listening to this😂

[@godfreyodenigbo95]

me me me me... and ill put my paypal key in there... fuck those hackers

[@logicannullata]

There will be someone.... :D

[@jakethewoz]

"Boom! Runs like butter." I think I found a new catchphrase.

[@marcello4050]

I literally started coding on notepad (not the ++), I'm nowI very happy to discover this tool, it seems way more sophisticated, can't wait to start coding with Word 🌟

[@apurvkumar8788]

Normal people : *Puts advertisement in video. Joma: *Puts a video in an advertisement. LMAO

[@thecoconut4594]

I think it is a very good idea, but I prefer the traditional method, so I write code on paper and then scan it.

[@XSLAYERTN]

Now I understand why a lot of developers are mentioning MS.office as a skill

[@ananttiwari1337]

I thought that was a link for a sec lmao

[@GoodNewsJim]

OH GOD! Flash backs to 2002 when I graduated. Career Center,"You should put Microsoft Word on your resume ." Me,"Why? That's like a Nascar driver putting down that he passed his driver's license on his resume & that he knows how to open a car door." Career Center,"Because it impresses some hiring managers." Me,"I think that's going to make me look like a freaking idiot to a hiring manager." Career Center,"Trust us." Me... puts .... Microsoft Word on resume.... Hiring Manager,"Questions why I put Microsoft Word on my resume as if I was an idiot." Me... takes Microsoft Word off resume. Next hiring manager,"Questions why I don't have Microsoft Word on my resume as if I was an idiot that he knew more than." Gah! 1000 resumes out, over 100 headhunters talked to... Been coding since I was 4, Carnegie Mellon Computer Science & Physics BS, used computer/video games more than everyone on Earth of my age(quite literally, I'm on it non stop since 3 years old, and have gotten shoutouts by major companies for it), yet... Not one single job opening... Then I realized it was all politics and liberal atheistic cultures discriminate against Christians then I was able to get a job because I applied to non-liberal cultures who don't hate Christians. Bingo Bango, screw politics. Wish it didn't take me 20 years to find out how much politics and hidden discrimination drives the world. Everyone should be most excellent to each other instead of being political.

[@cremeeggstudios]

I love using google. At first, I was incredibly concerned about the 1 line of code that I could see, but as I got used to it, it could allow me to get fast solutions for problems. Google has helped my development career by a lot, and I am now regarded as one of the most skilled coders.