Why Microsoft Word is the best IDE for programming

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Joma Tech

Joma Tech

Күн бұрын

In this video, I tell you the best IDE to use for programming. No matter what kind of programming you do.
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@jomakaze
@jomakaze 3 жыл бұрын
Apparently, many of you thought I was sponsored by Microsoft lmao. I don't think they would approve this.
@DaMonster
@DaMonster 3 жыл бұрын
Because they’re fools
@TechRevi
@TechRevi 3 жыл бұрын
Why use VS when you can user Word?!
@Emma-ox4ki
@Emma-ox4ki 3 жыл бұрын
Man I was laughing. Some people really don't get jokes, y'know
3 жыл бұрын
I actually looked for the link in the description :)
@jordisantamariaportoles8233
@jordisantamariaportoles8233 3 жыл бұрын
Microsoft word for programming feels as bad as vscode xD
@zarbi_
@zarbi_ 3 жыл бұрын
after the video: Open visual studio code to write an essay.
@bowuigi
@bowuigi 3 жыл бұрын
Actually it has .doc support via extensions
@CJ-kx7gz
@CJ-kx7gz 3 жыл бұрын
Vscode is the best
@nujuat
@nujuat 3 жыл бұрын
I've written latex papers and restructured text documentation in vs code and it worked like a treat
@giovannicrisalfi3189
@giovannicrisalfi3189 3 жыл бұрын
Emacs is da way
@nujuat
@nujuat 3 жыл бұрын
@@swiftrealm im considering properly learning vi(m)... not sure if the delay learning the overhead for it is good for me right now though. I know the basics from when I was coding for a decades old solaris box haha
@ishaanjain7101
@ishaanjain7101 3 жыл бұрын
Initially, I was having difficulty to believe in this guy but then I saw the number of monitors he has 💯👏
@simpleairplane1030
@simpleairplane1030 3 жыл бұрын
More monitor = more skill
@istvan368
@istvan368 3 жыл бұрын
xD
@estimata5905
@estimata5905 2 жыл бұрын
@@simpleairplane1030 Ok, that's make sense...
@karl-heinzskywalker387
@karl-heinzskywalker387 2 жыл бұрын
He also has the biggest Windows I've ever seen
@rogerio067072
@rogerio067072 2 жыл бұрын
hunnnn, i just missed the laptop on his desk, you know every guy/girl with lots os responsibilities in a company has lots os monitors, a nice desktop and a powerful laptop. But from now on I will be better writing code with MSWORD. My life will change and tomorrow I will be a better man.
@haksell5462
@haksell5462 Жыл бұрын
My favorite IDE is graph paper. I have 128 different colored pencils. Each of which representing one character. I color in each square with my pencil to represent the character that I need, photoscan the page, And then run it through a piece of software that costs $31,765/year and that will convert my pdf to a .c file which I then run through notepad++. It is a very effecient, cost-effective, and easy-to-use/do workflow!
@GunnerSiIva
@GunnerSiIva 11 ай бұрын
Underrated
@ChrisosIDK
@ChrisosIDK 6 ай бұрын
That is so genious bro...
@cocacola37281
@cocacola37281 6 ай бұрын
Woah! That's impressive!
@ymLu-gecko
@ymLu-gecko 4 ай бұрын
you are such a genius🤣🤣
@akiraigarashi2874
@akiraigarashi2874 2 ай бұрын
Truly revolutionary
@TheInsanitor
@TheInsanitor Жыл бұрын
You should give GIMP a go. At first I was sceptical, but it has become my favorite IDE by far. You can have the code sideways, upside down, make it 60% transparent, so it's harder to steal, but not inaccessible for your workers, except maybe the seniors. You can even run Script-fu right there in the IDE!
@willmil1199
@willmil1199 Жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣🤣
@_scatterbrains
@_scatterbrains Жыл бұрын
60% transparency 😂 let's not forget using alpha channels to make desired code blocks reusable in different files
@marcopeterson805
@marcopeterson805 Жыл бұрын
Ik this is a joke, but you *can* export gimp pictures as C code
@0x8badf00d
@0x8badf00d Жыл бұрын
@@marcopeterson805 X pixmaps specifically.
@ishtiaqhussainnaqi7628
@ishtiaqhussainnaqi7628 7 ай бұрын
Cold
@tagabacolod2069
@tagabacolod2069 3 жыл бұрын
A moment of silence to those beginners who believed this.
@kylewalker2949
@kylewalker2949 3 жыл бұрын
I saw it on a Reddit post and was like, "God, please let this be satire".
@kylewalker2949
@kylewalker2949 3 жыл бұрын
@Lucas Carlson It was indeed
@niladrimallik3172
@niladrimallik3172 3 жыл бұрын
After ages of using Vs-Code, using Notepad sucks. I am scared of thinking about Ms-Word.
@coding_box4265
@coding_box4265 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@itzyuzuruclips
@itzyuzuruclips 3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@CAG2
@CAG2 3 жыл бұрын
No, PowerPoint is the best because you can move code blocks freely and use different slides as classes. You can even create a UI!
@Pixelsplasher
@Pixelsplasher 3 жыл бұрын
Excel is best for me because I can neatly block, style, sort and indent my code in cells. Variables placed inside cells can be referenced with code in other cells with the powerful Excel formula language.
@metal571
@metal571 3 жыл бұрын
And it's Turing complete
@nahidux
@nahidux 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Valiant1010
@Valiant1010 3 жыл бұрын
@@danielmbcn Paint is being depreciated. Wordpad still the way to go lol.
@noicthebrave
@noicthebrave 3 жыл бұрын
@@amirmukhlis4936 your dang right.
@idrinkdihyrdogenmonoxide.2525
@idrinkdihyrdogenmonoxide.2525 Жыл бұрын
Mario Maker has always been my go-to IDE for all the projects I've done, but with your video, I might actually try out Microsoft Word! Thanks for the quick demo, you've very effectively demonstrated the benefits of it!
@DavidMartinez-pg3zq
@DavidMartinez-pg3zq Жыл бұрын
Word as your IDE, Excel as your debugger is the META
@tannerbarcelos6880
@tannerbarcelos6880 3 жыл бұрын
I use my notebook and then scan the papers to pdf on my laptop. That’s the real way to write code
@harshith_takkala
@harshith_takkala 3 жыл бұрын
😂✌✌👍
@joeypencil5368
@joeypencil5368 3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣
@kaushikdeka185
@kaushikdeka185 3 жыл бұрын
Yes that's how universities do it.
@theonly1me
@theonly1me 3 жыл бұрын
I write my code in the SCANNER 🔥so I don’t even have to use paper
@semicolon2599
@semicolon2599 3 жыл бұрын
FORTRAN be like:
@manishbr5831
@manishbr5831 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if a newbie in programming watches this as their first video on IDE and uses it
@thequeryqueen
@thequeryqueen 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@boussahelmohmedislam752
@boussahelmohmedislam752 3 жыл бұрын
that's literally me
@yaweh294
@yaweh294 3 жыл бұрын
That’s me right now 🥲
@husaindavlatov3310
@husaindavlatov3310 3 жыл бұрын
yes it is very helpful. He will just stop programming and say " oh programming is NOT for me"
@jiahaozhang
@jiahaozhang 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@ceronore3621
@ceronore3621 Жыл бұрын
I always struggled with the standard text editor but you opened my eyes. I've become a much better programmer with your advice. I still need more monitors so I can become even better but hey - there is always room for improvement.
@lsantac
@lsantac Жыл бұрын
I do by hand and use crayons to mark the functions. Works even with not computer on. 😉
@eyeofthepyramid2596
@eyeofthepyramid2596 Жыл бұрын
Writing codes on paper is really a good way to start programming.
@dayvie9517
@dayvie9517 Жыл бұрын
Nice, send your code to Elon Musk via fax for a hardcore code review
@normanramsay5107
@normanramsay5107 2 жыл бұрын
"This is a feature, not a bug" -- literally every programmer ever
@RacingCar7483
@RacingCar7483 2 жыл бұрын
Bethesda in a nutshell
@cosmq
@cosmq 2 жыл бұрын
Mojang be like: See, this is wath i'm talking about
@joda7697
@joda7697 2 жыл бұрын
Minecraft's piston and dropper qc:
@growthoperatorsKA
@growthoperatorsKA 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha lol
@ovik3921
@ovik3921 2 жыл бұрын
@Markuw GG its EA btw 🤣🤣
@SHADOWSTRIKE1
@SHADOWSTRIKE1 3 жыл бұрын
“Why should you believe me? Look at how many monitors I have.” Lmao
@limejuice5351
@limejuice5351 3 жыл бұрын
"if that doesn't buy me credibility, I do not know what will"
@20Stephanus
@20Stephanus 3 жыл бұрын
*shoulder angel poofs into existence* No no. He has a point.
@jetercanda6261
@jetercanda6261 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@glitchyice
@glitchyice 3 жыл бұрын
I need one
@AnkitGusai
@AnkitGusai 3 жыл бұрын
Having succesfully plug 3 monitors in a MacBook certifies you as a developer.
@chriscreations8853
@chriscreations8853 Жыл бұрын
I've personally been using Windows Photo Viewer for years now and I've been struggling especially with code highlighting. Thanks for the eye opener. Just what I needed.
@FGB64
@FGB64 7 ай бұрын
This reminds me of one of the first jobs I had out of school. It was doing assembly language programming on one of the early IBM PCs and the only tools I had available for editing were edlin and Microsoft Word for DOS. So I used word because, well, literally anything was better than edlin. Word wanted to always save everything in word format, so every time I forgot to explicitly save as text, it would cause the assembler to spew out an impressive number of errors.
@mybloodyvacuum
@mybloodyvacuum 6 ай бұрын
interesting
@thripnixe
@thripnixe 5 ай бұрын
Trur senior engineer
@mikelyons5632
@mikelyons5632 2 ай бұрын
You could have used debug and written in assembly.
@YouriPoulin
@YouriPoulin 3 жыл бұрын
I've been coding on Photoshop for years. Infinite styling options, then you just need a good text rendering algorythm and BOOM! Best IDE in the Wolrd
@KK-rg3nj
@KK-rg3nj 3 жыл бұрын
lmaoo
@classicaf
@classicaf 3 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@agentj1074
@agentj1074 3 жыл бұрын
I use premiere pro
@nataliegrayhandle
@nataliegrayhandle 3 жыл бұрын
For real????
@classicaf
@classicaf 3 жыл бұрын
@@nataliegrayhandle it's sarcasm
@dannyfogel9156
@dannyfogel9156 2 жыл бұрын
I think the best IDE is a piece of paper, you write your code on it with any tool and any style you want, then you take a picture of it, plug it in to a convolutional neural network to convert it to text, compile and run. It is by far the best method!
@ashish2099
@ashish2099 Жыл бұрын
My man, LOL
@kondwaniphiri9772
@kondwaniphiri9772 Жыл бұрын
wait you can do that?
@maladictbilbiomort2778
@maladictbilbiomort2778 Жыл бұрын
You can even write the code from the ground up for the complex neural networks to upload to the computer in the first place and then scan it to the computer for efficiency. No reason to use another IDE to make the networks when the paper is so efficient.
@jvstbecause
@jvstbecause Жыл бұрын
But you must pay attention that the Paper and AI is from Microsoft because it is the best and Microsoft is the best
@Spellweaver5
@Spellweaver5 Жыл бұрын
Pfft, the best IDE is your own mind. You just remember all the code as you invent it and autocorrect yourself. And then you don't even need a separate neural network to convert it to text because that's already included into the IDE.
@gesugao
@gesugao Жыл бұрын
i personally prefer writing my codes in the backyard or frontyard of sims 2 homes, you can choose from multiple grass or path styles. no more touch grass jokes! some variables can be literal plants, now this is what i call object oriented programming. wandering dogs or sims may cause bugs by digging holes or laying on parts of the code thus obscuring it, but this is a feature, that can also be used for documentation. you may use simple cheat codes to make animals playable, and you place holes in front of the lines you wanna comment out. easy!
@champx549
@champx549 Жыл бұрын
this is one of the most creative comments i have ever seen!
@IOG
@IOG Жыл бұрын
The thing is, my high school’s Computer Science courses back in like 2017-2019 used Microsoft Word as an IDE. No joke. Either that or you can use Google Docs for group projects. It was purely out of laziness and ignorance as our computer science teacher doesn’t actually know a thing about computer science, he majored in physics, and our school must’ve thought “good enough.” He was literally learning computer science as he was teaching us, and frankly, he probably did one or two half-baked lessons throughout the semesters. But with all that freedom though, the real passion ones excelled. Heck, I even found a loophole to get free Netflix for a while through a cookie’s vulnerability on their website. We sort of migrated from what was suppose to be a simple Python course on paper into a C++ one since our teacher did not understood the curriculum well and just asked what language we wanted to learn lol. For those less responsible though, it was just an easy marks class, basically everyone got 100s in it, but only a few actually deserved it. I will say, those few I know went on to become engineers during university later on and incredibly skillful folks in software. So it wasn’t a bad trade-off. It was all up to the student, which I love the idea of.
@basulamichane8312
@basulamichane8312 Жыл бұрын
Damn😳😳
@saadmanomar7754
@saadmanomar7754 Жыл бұрын
Lmao I dig this story
@SS-ql7bt
@SS-ql7bt 3 жыл бұрын
“You can literally put two different colors on a single word” 🤣
@shahil8235
@shahil8235 3 жыл бұрын
569 likes but no replies😮
@marvinnimnull9982
@marvinnimnull9982 3 жыл бұрын
why not ? hungarian notation, lpctwNewString legitimately could have two different colors having type information encoded in its name
@jazzram_
@jazzram_ 3 жыл бұрын
Funnier if it wouldve been unlimited
@marvinnimnull9982
@marvinnimnull9982 3 жыл бұрын
@@jazzram_ btw, wolfram matemática allows you to put objects instead of their descriptions, i.e. you can put color instead of hex string of color.
@h.s_industries
@h.s_industries 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@notepad30
@notepad30 3 жыл бұрын
Next Video: "Why pen and paper is the best IDE"
@3dninja54
@3dninja54 3 жыл бұрын
Next video: Why cave drawing hieroglyphics is the best IDE
@aadityasingh9479
@aadityasingh9479 3 жыл бұрын
Sarcasm beautifully done
@jazzram_
@jazzram_ 3 жыл бұрын
then it run 0_0
@lindadelalifiasam5878
@lindadelalifiasam5878 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@lux27.42
@lux27.42 3 жыл бұрын
Univ students be like...
@hikaritsumi2123
@hikaritsumi2123 Жыл бұрын
Wow I was thinking on how do you document a coded and by far this is the most helpful advice I needed, Thanks Joma Tech! subscribed :)
@dninjaman
@dninjaman Жыл бұрын
This is great advice thank you. I just used Excel to send you a donation.
@silence.9376
@silence.9376 3 жыл бұрын
*"The human brain is the most complex structure in the whole entire universe"* _-Human Brain_
@ryuk0gt255
@ryuk0gt255 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly why I don't trust him.
@salutoitoi
@salutoitoi 3 жыл бұрын
@@ryuk0gt255 you think it's real ? Maybe you didn't notice but he's trolling (jocking)
@marcusaureliusregulus2833
@marcusaureliusregulus2833 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@taresy6789pp
@taresy6789pp 3 жыл бұрын
when you use it properly to can achieve extraordinary things
@2hotflavored666
@2hotflavored666 3 жыл бұрын
@@salutoitoi I don't think you noticed that he's also joking.
@francescjuilleipujades7455
@francescjuilleipujades7455 3 жыл бұрын
I'm very disapointed, everybody knows that WhatsApp is the best IDE
@book5257
@book5257 3 жыл бұрын
It even has features to share the code with others
@mindfulengineer
@mindfulengineer 3 жыл бұрын
Only for pair programming
@book5257
@book5257 3 жыл бұрын
@@mindfulengineer Yeah. It is useless if you are working on your own. WhatsApp is only a good IDE if you are working in a group
@user-ps3sr1tm6d
@user-ps3sr1tm6d 3 жыл бұрын
XD
@francescjuilleipujades7455
@francescjuilleipujades7455 3 жыл бұрын
@@mindfulengineer you can create groups too ;)
@wisehipoppotamus878
@wisehipoppotamus878 Жыл бұрын
I've always considered writing code in word, now I'm sure it's the best option. Thank you Joma.
@PyrotechnicProductions
@PyrotechnicProductions Жыл бұрын
Dude this was so subtle yet I was losing my mind. Beautiful.
@umadbroyo2388
@umadbroyo2388 3 жыл бұрын
Me, who breathes on a mirror and writes code with my finger on the misty part: AMATEURS!!
@lodostic1015
@lodostic1015 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh don't we all write like that
@ArcanePath360
@ArcanePath360 3 жыл бұрын
Novice. I don't even write my code down. It's all in my head. ....where it stays.
@umadbroyo2388
@umadbroyo2388 3 жыл бұрын
@@ArcanePath360 I thought code was stored in the balls!!
@1minutepiano379
@1minutepiano379 3 жыл бұрын
You're absolutely a legend 😎
@saisagarsingh3340
@saisagarsingh3340 3 жыл бұрын
@@umadbroyo2388 genetics codes are stored in balls
@reikooters
@reikooters Жыл бұрын
One thing you can do in Word if you have some text and you want to replace some character with new lines. For example, given the string: &hello=1&world=true Paste the text into Word. Ctrl+H for find and replace - put & as the find and ^l as the replace (lowercase L) Output: hello=1 world=true You can also use ^t to replace with tabs. For example you could replace = with ^t. Then you can copy all the text and paste it neatly into Excel as 2 rows with 2 columns. Notepad++ can do this too - replace with or \t if you choose "Extended" search mode, but Word is something non-programmers can use if you don't have Notepad++ but have Word, or if you're helping someone else at their computer to format some data they copied from somewhere to put it into Excel etc.
@shahidullahmuffakir668
@shahidullahmuffakir668 7 ай бұрын
I remember that almost a year ago, when I started learning programming, I watched this video. I'm still using MS Word for my coding, and it's been a great choice for me. Thank you so much!!
@mohamedaminehammami121
@mohamedaminehammami121 3 жыл бұрын
I was a farmer, after seeing this i've become a successful programmer.
@shelby255
@shelby255 3 жыл бұрын
😮
@nocomments9850
@nocomments9850 3 жыл бұрын
How
@basitmaqbool2416
@basitmaqbool2416 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@reynac9836
@reynac9836 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@imranmahmud9826
@imranmahmud9826 3 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂 😂
@Sun-lr5wo
@Sun-lr5wo 3 жыл бұрын
"Let's write merge sort" *copy pastes code*
@arie1906
@arie1906 3 жыл бұрын
*done*
@akshatw7866
@akshatw7866 3 жыл бұрын
This is the way
@manishagaikwad7130
@manishagaikwad7130 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@jazzram_
@jazzram_ 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@fates6922
@fates6922 3 жыл бұрын
thats how real programmers do it not that i would know
@konsl3133
@konsl3133 Жыл бұрын
First i doubted this but then i saw the monitors and the super nice bandana. The best thing is the security mechanism with hiding passwords!! Thx!!!
@blue_mustang_
@blue_mustang_ Жыл бұрын
3:40 are they really charging that for word?? they're totally insane
@ricardoestrella95
@ricardoestrella95 3 жыл бұрын
There's no RGB keyboard, I can't trust this guy.
@emc9806
@emc9806 3 жыл бұрын
Sarcasm
@iowanianrhapsody8491
@iowanianrhapsody8491 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@dwp.r
@dwp.r 3 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@maedre9330
@maedre9330 3 жыл бұрын
but atleast he is asian, so you can
@oniimaxxxx6479
@oniimaxxxx6479 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously what is his keyboard ?
@Cynthia_Cantrell
@Cynthia_Cantrell 3 жыл бұрын
As an older engineer, the font size tip is GOLD.
@bigkoi1015
@bigkoi1015 3 жыл бұрын
Cool
@b07x
@b07x 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao😂
@DanielSchmitz
@DanielSchmitz 3 жыл бұрын
Ubuntu mono 22 here lol
@raphulali8937
@raphulali8937 3 жыл бұрын
older engineer engineer or some older person who happens to be engineer
@asd-dr9cf
@asd-dr9cf 3 жыл бұрын
@@raphulali8937 he obvious meant he was an expert in the coding language 'older'.
@user-hn1cy5ee5l
@user-hn1cy5ee5l Жыл бұрын
I like the feature with unexposing api keys. That's really great and you don't have to rotate keys, awesome!!!
@igglye6805
@igglye6805 2 жыл бұрын
I never knew how to run Microsoft Word code and now I do. So thank you.
@SemGabelko
@SemGabelko 3 жыл бұрын
*Next* : why Microsoft Paint is the best CAD software for actual engineers.
@user-vg2qu8hm4f
@user-vg2qu8hm4f 3 жыл бұрын
This is NOT a joke, dude!
@kurgerbing6969
@kurgerbing6969 3 жыл бұрын
autodesk sketchbook: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?!?!?!
@rajeevr5509
@rajeevr5509 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 RIP solidworks, autocad, catia, nx, creo and all other cad softwares out there
@playerscience
@playerscience 2 жыл бұрын
Rip AutoCAD
@mz1604
@mz1604 2 жыл бұрын
Correct! WeChat becomes a giant mobile app of everything. Microsoft Office will become a omni-software that can do everything including AI!
@purplelord8531
@purplelord8531 3 жыл бұрын
there is absolutely no transition between the ironic parts and the unironic parts of this video and I love it.
@cpunktspunkt748
@cpunktspunkt748 2 жыл бұрын
Nice irony talking about unironic parts 😀
@ErikIsInThaHouse
@ErikIsInThaHouse 2 жыл бұрын
Khoi?
@zhiqiangyan1554
@zhiqiangyan1554 2 жыл бұрын
Have you ever thought why there is no trannsition?
@_b0h4z4rd7
@_b0h4z4rd7 2 жыл бұрын
I don't see any ironic parts...
@Shiryd
@Shiryd Жыл бұрын
what do you mean 'ironic' parts?
@marcello4050
@marcello4050 Жыл бұрын
I literally started coding on notepad (not the ++), I'm nowI very happy to discover this tool, it seems way more sophisticated, can't wait to start coding with Word 🌟
@lefish643
@lefish643 Жыл бұрын
As someone who have been using samsung notes for 6 years this video enghlitened me now i understand why i couldn't unleash my true programmer potential. I was using the wrong IDE !
@DoubleOSevan
@DoubleOSevan 3 жыл бұрын
I use MS Paint. It doesn't autocorrect like Word and has a non-intrusive, easy-to-use interface that's friendly to beginners and pros alike.
@ElColombre27360
@ElColombre27360 3 жыл бұрын
Im laughing in tears, literally.
@letscode8092
@letscode8092 2 жыл бұрын
lmao that's underrated
@DreckbobBratpfanne
@DreckbobBratpfanne 2 жыл бұрын
Considering there is a programming language that uses images as code (Pete (?)) you can automatically use Paint as well for that! Best IDE by mile.
@HoundGrin
@HoundGrin 2 жыл бұрын
The next level is to paint an executable.
@thatchapthere
@thatchapthere 2 жыл бұрын
@@DreckbobBratpfanne Piet
@mnnptl
@mnnptl 3 жыл бұрын
The level of sarcasm in this video is higher than my GPA.
@kattihatt
@kattihatt 3 жыл бұрын
Not that high then?
@mnnptl
@mnnptl 3 жыл бұрын
@@kattihatt sadly yes
@kattihatt
@kattihatt 3 жыл бұрын
@@mnnptl hehe dont worry mate, it doesnt really matter.
@hapyness
@hapyness 3 жыл бұрын
Yes he is sarcastic. But he also says the truth. Highlighting part of code should help a lot. I'm going to tell this to my brother.
@mnnptl
@mnnptl 3 жыл бұрын
@Naman Divgi and chika senpai calls herself a detective
@NoName-is3tu
@NoName-is3tu 7 ай бұрын
For me notepad is the best ide I have ever used... It's so simple... And IT WORKS👍!
@user-mo6yo4kz1m
@user-mo6yo4kz1m 8 ай бұрын
how did you keep a straight face in this video i swear i had a sore stomach laughing, thank you!!
@aniketagarwal3992
@aniketagarwal3992 3 жыл бұрын
"If you have your api key exposed, you can just unexpose it like so" hackers - damn bruh he got us
@mr.rabbit5642
@mr.rabbit5642 3 жыл бұрын
Dammnn bulletproof
@manishagaikwad7130
@manishagaikwad7130 3 жыл бұрын
Damn you L , you got me!!
@aniketagarwal3992
@aniketagarwal3992 3 жыл бұрын
@@manishagaikwad7130 L gets everyone
@Kakashi-ig3ej
@Kakashi-ig3ej 3 жыл бұрын
@@aniketagarwal3992 Not my man Kira though.
@aniketagarwal3992
@aniketagarwal3992 3 жыл бұрын
@@Kakashi-ig3ej he took advantage of a shinigami else I was way ahead D:
@NathanRichardson23
@NathanRichardson23 2 жыл бұрын
For the hobby programmer who doesn't want to pay for the full version of Word, WordPad is a nice free option to start out with.
@DreckbobBratpfanne
@DreckbobBratpfanne 2 жыл бұрын
Openoffice would be a nice option too
@brendon205
@brendon205 2 жыл бұрын
Notepad is good enough tbh
@DreckbobBratpfanne
@DreckbobBratpfanne 2 жыл бұрын
@@brendon205 for HTML this isn't even a satirical possibility. Worked quite nice
@brendon205
@brendon205 2 жыл бұрын
@@DreckbobBratpfanne yeah, but I don't mean notepad++, that would be easy, I mean the windows notepad
@DreckbobBratpfanne
@DreckbobBratpfanne 2 жыл бұрын
@@brendon205 🤣👍 true
@leoaraujo6570
@leoaraujo6570 Жыл бұрын
Amazing IDE, very versatile, i've been using it to write all my LaTeX code since watching this video and i can feel the productivity
@j.s.3414
@j.s.3414 Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I found this. Not only is Word perfect as an IDE, but its the best Computer Forensics platform available.
@noicthebrave
@noicthebrave 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite IDE is the one that grants me access to dark theme the fastest
@tmnic6971
@tmnic6971 3 жыл бұрын
So vim then?
@akshatghoshal6098
@akshatghoshal6098 3 жыл бұрын
visual studio code because it starts with the dark theme
@theren8311
@theren8311 3 жыл бұрын
@@akshatghoshal6098 IntelliJ makes you select it before you even start.
@FourOf92000
@FourOf92000 3 жыл бұрын
have you tried turning the monitor off
@barbosa7797
@barbosa7797 3 жыл бұрын
Did you try to close your eyes? 😂
@carewen3969
@carewen3969 3 жыл бұрын
"Here....you can literally put two different colours into one word!" Un-expose your API token by changing the font colour to white.... Pure gold...
@nyankers
@nyankers 2 жыл бұрын
no no. it's white, not gold.
@baconofburger8784
@baconofburger8784 2 жыл бұрын
@@nyankers he was referring pure gold as the expression, not the color
@Darth_Wotan
@Darth_Wotan 2 жыл бұрын
@@baconofburger8784 r/woosh
@hereturbie7458
@hereturbie7458 2 жыл бұрын
Does it come with dark mode?
@olixx1213
@olixx1213 2 жыл бұрын
@@hereturbie7458 idk do you?
@richardikin
@richardikin Жыл бұрын
I'm taking this onboard because look at all those monitors! That's a sure sign of pure knowledge.
@equilibrium2841
@equilibrium2841 Жыл бұрын
i also use microsoft excel to center my
@zquantkcks
@zquantkcks 3 жыл бұрын
"No this doesn't effect my kid"(while smoking). Kid after 20 years:
@shelby255
@shelby255 3 жыл бұрын
Bro I saw this meme
@hindolebasu9694
@hindolebasu9694 3 жыл бұрын
XD
@zsupersaiyan
@zsupersaiyan 3 жыл бұрын
came here because of that meme
@moadhoueslati6838
@moadhoueslati6838 3 жыл бұрын
i was searching for this comment...
@neillunavat
@neillunavat 3 жыл бұрын
I can't find the 1% discount link in the description. Do any of you guys have it?
@someonecubing2410
@someonecubing2410 3 жыл бұрын
Three words: Pen and Paper. The physical medium inspires a hands-on approach. The permanency of pen encourages careful thinking of code. The pain of writing strengthens your arms for later in the evening. And when your code doesn't run, you can blame it on the intern who has to transcribe your chicken scratch.
@milolegends42
@milolegends42 3 жыл бұрын
Two words: punch cards.
@animelowlife7017
@animelowlife7017 3 жыл бұрын
8 words: Dirt/Charcoal and spit/animal fat on walls. Cavemen were great programmers.
@semicolon2599
@semicolon2599 3 жыл бұрын
fortran be like
@ashrab9164
@ashrab9164 3 жыл бұрын
"strengthens your arms for later in the evening" IM DYINGGGG XDDDD
@ashrab9164
@ashrab9164 3 жыл бұрын
@Eli R. .
@HarishPillay
@HarishPillay 2 жыл бұрын
A year and a bit late, but you are spot on! made my Sunday morning here in SIngapore.
@thordder
@thordder Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much, my señor engenir !!!
@seankaila
@seankaila 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact. When I was at uni there was a guy in my group who was coding python in notepad. He asked: "Where are the colours?". To this day I didn't understand his thought process. Until I saw your video. Thank you.
@laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587
@laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587 2 жыл бұрын
wtf
@matiasdariel7291
@matiasdariel7291 2 жыл бұрын
notepad++ or ms notepad
@seankaila
@seankaila 2 жыл бұрын
@@matiasdariel7291 just normal notepad 😪😂
@styoupid4737
@styoupid4737 2 жыл бұрын
I code c++ in notepad++ I’m scared that vsc will help me too much and I’ll be lost in my uni exams where we don’t use any ide
@seankaila
@seankaila 2 жыл бұрын
@@styoupid4737 i respect you so much for the dedication. However, im surprised that you couldn't write stuff in pseudocode for exam. Mainly because code easy to fuck up and nobody would get a score 100%, if that makes sense? as long as the fundamental logic makes sense you should be fine. In real life I forget syntax at times (im a software engineer).
@memeweaver2553
@memeweaver2553 3 жыл бұрын
I actually prefer writing my program outside using stones from the ground, taking a picture of the formation, printing it, writing a program to detect characters from the printed image, and finally executing it.
@carl1341
@carl1341 3 жыл бұрын
lmaoo
@jerrygreenest
@jerrygreenest 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder how you would execute a python program
@spanky4446
@spanky4446 3 жыл бұрын
Use the stones to simulate binary. It's the best way.
@vimalnambiar2157
@vimalnambiar2157 3 жыл бұрын
Well that's a way to make your program hacker proof 😉
@jerrygreenest
@jerrygreenest 3 жыл бұрын
​@@vimalnambiar2157: yes, at least until such a moment before some racoon steals one of your stones (therefore change your memory state)
@harshagurram8301
@harshagurram8301 Жыл бұрын
I am new to programming. I am trying to figure out what IDE to use. This seems to be the one. It truly has the best features compared to everything else!
@papaikarmakar84
@papaikarmakar84 7 ай бұрын
Thank you ma'am for the advice
@jackgenewtf
@jackgenewtf 3 жыл бұрын
True story: When I was a software consultant, a client sent me a password "securely" by using white text on a white background.
@Girry_
@Girry_ 3 жыл бұрын
Safe untill a hacker ~$cat's the file on terminal.
@sunflower8227
@sunflower8227 3 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOOOO
@douglasfrempong3365
@douglasfrempong3365 3 жыл бұрын
@@Girry_😂
@awesomestunts
@awesomestunts 2 жыл бұрын
@@unholycrusader69 pretty sure it's actually the reverse tomahawk two-hand jam you're talking about
@genzo454
@genzo454 2 жыл бұрын
@@unholycrusader69 no, it just deploys a basic user dictionary of break statements and compile warnings (Presuming you don't get an Syntax Error)
@salutoitoi
@salutoitoi 3 жыл бұрын
I wrote "Microsoft Word" next to IDE in my CV, I got my job at Google Thank you !
@hotnspicebyemti
@hotnspicebyemti 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@godovergaming2065
@godovergaming2065 3 жыл бұрын
Took this resume to microsoft also u will get lifetime subscription of office with job 😂
@saminaraf3349
@saminaraf3349 3 жыл бұрын
420 likes
@pameng5235
@pameng5235 3 жыл бұрын
Hi is it level 999 of joking))
@monkey_noises
@monkey_noises Жыл бұрын
It actually bothers me to no end that this legitimately works.
@emperorpenguin448
@emperorpenguin448 7 ай бұрын
I'm new to programming and I've been using notepad as an IDE so far. But thanks to you, I'll now be using Word. Word seems to be much better for programming.
@simonedenardi00
@simonedenardi00 3 жыл бұрын
I'm disappointed, Everybody knows that paper and pencil is the best IDE.
@marvinnimnull9982
@marvinnimnull9982 3 жыл бұрын
well, yes, especially at the early planning stage, later you may use mindmappers and only then the stuff like IDEs could jump into the action.
@simonedenardi00
@simonedenardi00 3 жыл бұрын
@@marvinnimnull9982 you're right man, for E/R conceptual models is, without irony, th best IDE.🤣
@wongziao9432
@wongziao9432 3 жыл бұрын
Pregnant women: " Drugs and beer won't affect my child " Her child: " Ms word is the best IDE for programming "
@shiney1121
@shiney1121 3 жыл бұрын
I'm dying! 😂
@neillunavat
@neillunavat 3 жыл бұрын
I can't find the 1% discount link in the description. Do any of you guys have it?
@wongziao9432
@wongziao9432 3 жыл бұрын
@@neillunavat bro, use libreoffice, its free
@tarikhagustia939
@tarikhagustia939 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@krishsharma5065
@krishsharma5065 3 жыл бұрын
@@wongziao9432 yep
@kuro6977
@kuro6977 Жыл бұрын
thank you for such a great information
@BungWasHere
@BungWasHere Жыл бұрын
I'm sold. I've tried so many IDEs, and Word is by far the best.
@lahirua
@lahirua 3 жыл бұрын
As a Microsoft engineer I appreciate you making us cool again
@Blinkers2007GameDev
@Blinkers2007GameDev 3 жыл бұрын
what do u mean microsoft has always beem the best company ever Screw apple!
@blitz8229
@blitz8229 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@hahaitsme
@hahaitsme 2 жыл бұрын
@ANoobyPlayer UwU Well any sensible person would use Windows but okay.
@playerscience
@playerscience 2 жыл бұрын
@@Blinkers2007GameDev True!
@playerscience
@playerscience 2 жыл бұрын
@@hahaitsme Agreed 👍
@yashshah244
@yashshah244 3 жыл бұрын
Yes.. Next video on "how paint is the best tool for graphic designing"
@iremnurcolak620
@iremnurcolak620 3 жыл бұрын
it is the best btw...
@marcw6875
@marcw6875 3 жыл бұрын
Not the program Paint though. Like ACTUAL paint. Just brush it onto the monitor and then you don't have to worry about losing your work in the event of a power failure.
@samorabot
@samorabot 3 жыл бұрын
Lol I can't stop laughing...
@immortui1832
@immortui1832 3 жыл бұрын
Well it is tho
@youtooms
@youtooms 3 жыл бұрын
I'd rather use a capture tool, personally.
@user-if8rq1qf1t
@user-if8rq1qf1t Жыл бұрын
The best review i have ever seen
@ptoyoohri
@ptoyoohri 5 ай бұрын
2:39 "This is a feature, not a bug" is my favorite. I've been using it frequently since I watched this video, and I'm gonna use it for the rest of my life.
@asadpuppy1259
@asadpuppy1259 3 жыл бұрын
Today i learned: People's trust on you directly correlates to the amount of monitors you have
@colivas8414
@colivas8414 3 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU; I just said something akin to this.
@danceshuffle5661
@danceshuffle5661 3 жыл бұрын
After watching, I realized that I can use MS Excel for Databases instead of SQL and Python.
@joemgap
@joemgap 3 жыл бұрын
That is technically not a pun.
@vladimirgurevich598
@vladimirgurevich598 3 жыл бұрын
It's not even a joke, 'cause some data analysts do exactly what you said)
@lme918
@lme918 3 жыл бұрын
they have Power Query, so...you actually can do it.
@quickandeasylearning517
@quickandeasylearning517 3 жыл бұрын
yes you can but without security features.
@lme918
@lme918 3 жыл бұрын
@@quickandeasylearning517 which one? I think the way it caching and loading info is the most problem. Slow and not stable. But it's not bad for small office tasks and small data sets.
@hughml
@hughml 2 жыл бұрын
Your videos are unreasonably hilarious. It's so unfair, I spend so much of my free time watching them :P
@cojitube
@cojitube Жыл бұрын
Definitely, this is the 21st century pencil & paper debugging tool.
@ace-xu3qy
@ace-xu3qy 3 жыл бұрын
I just cannot imagine how much time he spent coloring every single word in that file
@Michownage1337
@Michownage1337 3 жыл бұрын
import library duh
@sabirkhan6898
@sabirkhan6898 3 жыл бұрын
Syntax Highlighting?
@Rand0081
@Rand0081 3 жыл бұрын
Visual Studio puts rich text in the clipboard when you copy...
@AimerYui
@AimerYui 3 жыл бұрын
@@Rand0081 vscode to
@pixelb0i255
@pixelb0i255 3 жыл бұрын
I paint my code on canvas with only acrylic paints (IMPORTANT). Let it dry for a few hours, then scan it into a pdf doc via a scanner. With a "text from image" tool, I save my code as a .txt file. I've never had to error check. Anybody else doing this?
@hansgerber8654
@hansgerber8654 2 жыл бұрын
I tried many IDEs in my time and I must say, no matter if it's MS Paint, Outlook or even Powerpoint Word beats them all
@jacobmfamexo
@jacobmfamexo 2 жыл бұрын
What about Libre Impress? I've heard that one's pretty good.
@jufigueirayoga8273
@jufigueirayoga8273 2 жыл бұрын
@@jacobmfamexo didn't impress me
@HaynesX
@HaynesX Жыл бұрын
OUTLOOK 😭
@pavfrang
@pavfrang Жыл бұрын
You could write a macro in VBA - and assign it to a button on the Word's ribbon in order to run the compile command! That would be a very interesting attempt!
@educabo1
@educabo1 Жыл бұрын
awesome, tnks bro!!!
@gamoosh237
@gamoosh237 3 жыл бұрын
Personally, I write everything in text messages to myself, so I can save whatever I’m writing. It also helps me feel less lonely.
@pranitgandhi6832
@pranitgandhi6832 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@MrAzurus
@MrAzurus 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@stobrendo562
@stobrendo562 3 жыл бұрын
less lonely until you let your own messages in seen without answering them.
@samermohamed7644
@samermohamed7644 3 жыл бұрын
"You can send me paypal" Me: Sends malicious code in word file
@jazzram_
@jazzram_ 3 жыл бұрын
haha, imagine if it was flagged lol
@NicCynthia
@NicCynthia 7 ай бұрын
This is what you should watch when you are having a bad day
@mostafahassan6909
@mostafahassan6909 6 ай бұрын
You could also write your own IDE, starting from assembly. This is a fully customizable option! Highly performant as well.
@masteronepiece6559
@masteronepiece6559 3 жыл бұрын
Actually Notepad is the greatest IDE ever because it opens so fast.
@sergey1519
@sergey1519 3 жыл бұрын
Actually no. It loads the whole document before loading so for big files it opens very very slowly. You know what program doesn't do that tho? *Microsoft Word* of course!
@balajik8473
@balajik8473 3 жыл бұрын
@@sergey1519 I got huge data files in .TXT format can you suggest any good way to handle that data? I want to use them for data analysis in Python
@underscoregavin7
@underscoregavin7 3 жыл бұрын
The most Simple. Quick. and "Efficient". IDE
@sohailansari3106
@sohailansari3106 3 жыл бұрын
Notepad++ is also good
@levynkhs8820
@levynkhs8820 3 жыл бұрын
Notepad++
@yurrrfrombk4039
@yurrrfrombk4039 3 жыл бұрын
I bet u there’s gonna be someone out there tryna learn how to code, and they’re gonna believe this 😂
@araitol3935
@araitol3935 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, this isn't real?
@debasmitdey1132
@debasmitdey1132 3 жыл бұрын
@@araitol3935 Of course it's real... I previously used VS Code. Now I'm using MS word instead cuz I really like that syntax highlighting as per your choice
@alexvargas5907
@alexvargas5907 3 жыл бұрын
I FUCKING WASTED 4 MIN
@temmmbebkd2922
@temmmbebkd2922 3 жыл бұрын
In sololearn's introduction to html it says that you write the code with a text editor. I believed that in my first year learning to code and did it for a long time it's not fun at all . It's sad and not funny :(
@ashutoshchandra7254
@ashutoshchandra7254 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Because of the number of monitors he owns.
@bide7603
@bide7603 Жыл бұрын
The Windows 10 machine with Mac Background was a nice touch
@geraldmerkowitz4360
@geraldmerkowitz4360 Жыл бұрын
It took some time but I finally mastered the art of coding using only the google search bar Imperative, minimalist design, and returns the answer to all of your technical issues
@tedar1348
@tedar1348 3 жыл бұрын
Next Video: "Why Microsoft Visual Studio Code is the best IDE for typing documents, essays etc"
@cocotug0
@cocotug0 3 жыл бұрын
you laugh but... LaTeX...
@Xth3Z
@Xth3Z 3 жыл бұрын
I wrote a project documentary in VS Code cuz I had enough of Word's problems.
@egzakharovich
@egzakharovich 3 жыл бұрын
Is markdown not enough for everyone? :)
@petrsedlak4761
@petrsedlak4761 3 жыл бұрын
@@Xth3Z Try Notepad. It's most powerful text editor.
@sanjog1846
@sanjog1846 3 жыл бұрын
I use vs code for docs using foam, it’s pretty popular.
@akshitsingla567
@akshitsingla567 3 жыл бұрын
When Microsoft pays you too much to promote their products.
@heleenziyad324
@heleenziyad324 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@mahmoudelzabet3956
@mahmoudelzabet3956 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Malware01
@Malware01 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@toxicityuser
@toxicityuser 3 жыл бұрын
You do realise that visual studio code is by Microsoft?
@akshitsingla567
@akshitsingla567 3 жыл бұрын
@@toxicityuser that is the only software of Microsoft I have on my desktop.
@duongdong5850
@duongdong5850 5 ай бұрын
I used to use Notepad as Python IDE. Even tho it doesn't have much feature as other IDE, it's look very cool and after finish coding, compile that and it work great!👍
@narendrakumariitb
@narendrakumariitb Жыл бұрын
🤣man you made my day although its almost night. You are great and very very funny
@jimreynolds2399
@jimreynolds2399 2 жыл бұрын
I find tablets of stone to be much better - much more visceral. You get a genuine feel for programming this way.
@matttondr9282
@matttondr9282 Жыл бұрын
yeah, as long as you remember to define a custom function "etch", instead of using the boring premade "print".
@whynesspower
@whynesspower 3 жыл бұрын
"For the senior engineers, oh not the senior engineers but the seniors who happen to be engineers" LOL
@StrangerHappened
@StrangerHappened 2 жыл бұрын
Or for the double senior engineers (if they are both senior and senior).
@officialchickenn
@officialchickenn 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@willsmithorg
@willsmithorg Жыл бұрын
I've genuinely used Excel to create sql insert statements. Works well.
@putinsgaytwin4272
@putinsgaytwin4272 Жыл бұрын
I definitely think that autocapitalision will help me prepare for the future
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