Why Restaurants Aren't Made For Us Southerners | Etta May

Comedian Etta May on how restaurants aren’t made for southerners…
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About Etta May:
Etta May has performed her brand of clean-comedy on Oprah, Showtime, Comic Strip Live, MTV, and as a guest commentator on “CBS Sunday Morning,” Winner of the prestigious American Comedy Awards “Comic Of The Year,” and so much more. In addition, she headlines the successful all-female comedy tour, “Etta May and the Southern Fried Chicks,” selling out theatres all over the country. Think Blue Collar Comedy Tour with better hair and a bigger attitude! In addition to television, Etta May is a regular on Sirius-XM Comedy Channels and the syndicated Bob & Tom radio show.
Born and in Bald Knob, Arkansas, Etta May grew up alongside nine older brothers, who referred to their baby sister as “the human sacrifice.” Etta May’s parents - her father, a potpourri farmer, and her mother, bedridden by constant childbearing - didn’t realize she was a girl until she needed a training bra.
She met her husband, Delbert, an aspiring truck driver, at a friend’s kegger. From across the yard, their eyes locked in a loving look, you know that stare that lasts a moment too long. Nine months later, she was blessed with a boy, and three more kids followed. “That’s where my comedy comes from. I just wait for my husband or kids to do something stupid, and then I write it down.”
Before finding success as a stand-up comic, Etta wandered from dead-end job to dead-end job, including a 10-year stint as a school bus driver. She says she learned how to handle unruly kids by Armor-Alling the seats and slamming on the brakes all the way to school. Her theory: “Kind of hard to pick a fight with the kid in front of you when you’re just holding on for dear life.”
Then she decided to take a chance on herself and follow her dream. Lots of hard work and drive, and a few years later, she wins “Female Comic Of The Year” at the American Comedy Awards. It’s the American Story we are all told that you can become anything you set your mind to in this great country, and for Etta May, it worked!
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[@ImOnAJourney]

Call the humane society! OMG! She’s such a breath of fresh air in this dark and stanky globe we’re stuck on. Thanks for being you … with a microphone, Etta May! ❤

[@oldnavcat]

This woman can tell a story!!!!! Love her!!!!

[@jens1856]

Love this woman love her stories comedy !! She's Hysterical ❤❤😊😊😂😂

[@Lifeontheroad123]

She needs a Netflix special

[@amygallant6700]

Check out Southern Fried Chicks. 4 different stand up ladies. She’s one featured

[@theresaastley9339]

@@amygallant6700 THANK YOU !!! WILL DO !!!!

[@jasonpowers3094]

No. She doesn’t that’s when they start selling out when they have to be affiliated with stuff like that she keeps it real

[@denisehawkins3330]

Exceptional sense of humor!!!! The delivery was on point. Love ya!!!

[@christicrenshaw2772]

I cracked up when she said ,we are all out of boxes of wine 😂

[@gloryakiepper7918]

Too good. She makes the day better .😂🎉

[@allancuseo7431]

Love Etta

[@rjay7019]

Reminds me of the first time I took a bottle of wine to a restaurant. The waiter asked me if I'd like him to cork it for me. I said no but you can open it for me. 😂😮

[@maureenbourassa5063]

Love Etta May

[@marlenefolta6912]

She’s so funny👍love her

[@blakneyrij8351]

One time, not me but my cousin and I where on a road trip….we live in the panhandle and she was wearing water shoes. An hour in it smelled like a jock strap had been left out to dry on the window, but no it was her feet. We pull into a truck stop gas station to wash her feet but also get the best truck stop gas station fried chicken you had in your life while washing your nasty ass feet in the bathroom now that is a southern story if any

[@karenharris3183]

colored blue then say they cross breed chicken with pigs. I thought I would die laughing

[@georgepeart9837]

You rock Etta May

[@aprilstevens8884]

This is why Applebees, Bubba's and Cracker Barrel be southern enough for us Southerns

[@catherinetimmerman9107]

I took a break from social media during Lent….it’s after Lent and I’m still taking a break…but I’ve missed my favorite comedienne! From one Kentucky girl to another! 🍷🍷

[@Me-mn4nw]

Nice restaurant with a buzzer? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@madusonkeeper]

Love veal cordon bleu!

[@specialk9424]

Why WOULDN'T you want chicken and pig together? That's like a two-for-one, right there. When you can't decide between chicken and ham, get both. With cheese, too!

[@donotneed2250]

And don't forget the cheese which is most likely made from cow milk so you'd have 3 critters at once...

[@robinhendrickson511]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@walterbriggs272]

This is hilarious! Half breedin animals!

[@johnnymac1580]

Not bad ⚡️

[@janetkersey7707]

SHE IS SO CLEAN WORDED FUNNY😂

[@videogalwatch]

Chick Pig Lay? Ooh la la! Zee Frozen Chicken Cordon Bleu from Chez Walmart be ze new name!

[@arvettadelashmit9337]

😄❤❤❤

[@thomasfruge]

LOL 😂

[@KarenS-xe8om]

Chicken colored blue 😂🤣😂🤣

[@jerryupp9387]

The person who takes you to your table os called a matredee

[@wilmamieremet]

Oftewel een snitzel gevuld met ham en kaas.

[@eleethtahgra7182]

Yeah... barbecue, burger, bacon, mash potato...sounds more appetizing.

[@joselyndavis847]

Some people r entertained by just anything

[@mimim8532]

A little swaller…..hahaaaa

[@susanbode239]

4:00

[@donotneed2250]

🤣🤣🤣

[@sowertosow]

Neither do men put new wine into old bottles: else the bottles break, and the wine runneth out, and the bottles perish: but they put new wine into new bottles, and both are preserved. Matthew 9:17 KJV

[@billywilliams2300]

Not a Southerner..

[@redneckbarbie]

Etta!! Come out west...please!!

[@CC777PATRIOT]

I don't think they'd get it out there, UNLESS they've ever lived in the ❤South-East areas!