Why Shrek 2 Is My Roman Empire

Recently I was rewatching Shrek 2, a classic of the ages, and as I often do I tend to peruse Wikipedia and review sites to see how movies faired. Even when I expect they’ll do really well, I like to just take a look anyway. And lo and behold, Shrek 2 has an audience rating that is not 100%! T’s only at 69%! This got me into a state of rage and passion that made me sit down and passionately explain why Shrek 2 is arguably the best film ever made. Enjoy.