Why You Would PROBABLY Survive the Walking Dead Zombie apocalypse

Taking a different pace, what happens when we look at a universe where the threat isnt AS BAD as others, when you are fighting slow, mostly brainless dead boys and girls? This is Walken Dead!
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[@WowSuchGaming]

Yes I had to upload this twice, there was a hiccup and I had to re-edit it because of a copyright claim, thanks for your patience and STAY WOW!

[@cjthedreemurr]

Suggestion for a "You would/Wouldn't survive": Call of Duty's Element 115 Zombies?

[@jk-tw6ig]

The next one should be why you wouldn't survive cleverfeld

[@kindasadbuddy7201]

Why you won’t survive the Night of the living Dead

[@ZacksRockingLifestyle]

Mohammad Saidi But I thought the official ending of Night of the Living Dead is that the living won by a long shot, even if the characters we followed in the film died?

[@Hunter-bm6ss]

the military and police could be over run by just running out of ammunition because well yes they have a lot of ammunition but like if most of a city turned they wouldn't have enough ammunition

[@anarchobaby]

“We can ALL run!” *my disabled ass stares into the camera for six minutes*

[@celeb-seventeen]

oof

[@linalapome7103]

We'll push you along my dude

[@celeb-seventeen]

@@linalapome7103 yeah no joke actually if the apocalypse happens all of us will find you and try to keep ourselves alive

[@anarchobaby]

Flop damn thanks guys 🥺🥺

[@anarchobaby]

Just_AutumnYT that’s the spirit!

[@h1mariowen70]

Child: zombie apocalypse starts when shes 8 still anlive at 17 Literal army:wiped out in a couple of weeks

[@sshvdow6894]

That girl survived cause there was a Legend called Lee...

[@puncake8945]

Clem was with a group. She would die within a few days if she would be alone

[@joesephmurray9263]

@@puncake8945 not really at the start of season 3 and after Kenny/ Jane dies she's only with aj sooo

[@4shadow894]

Literally every soldier: **shoots aimlessly at zombies because they are scare AF**

[@puncake8945]

Joeseph Murray I meant a very young child. Clam was already 11 and knew how to shoot a gun

[@FatRonaldo1]

The pandemic has taught me that the idea of people hiding their wounds in a zombie apocalypse is a hell of a lot more likley that I imagined

[@JoesSmirkingRevenge]

Also to make stupid or selfish decisions or panic during the moment. You definitely will believe the some in the police force and military will do that or break down or have internal infighting or rebellions

[@normanosborn6236]

@@JoesSmirkingRevenge yeah there was even a guy who went to mcdonalds with monkeypox endangering others

[@etrieusvet2070]

Here in the Philippines, some influencer went to a hotel party (i think it was a hotel party), tested positive for covid, bribed the people working there to let her in, and infected other people

[@HunBaneTheBest]

Zombies: Coming to eat ya! People: Must have all toilet paper! Government: Stay inside! People But... but muh freedoms!

[@nbaprince9330]

@@normanosborn6236 that was a fake video

[@TheRedGyardos]

In Walking Dead's defense, most of the initial zombies probably didn't come from bites, but the thousands each day that died of disease, age, accidents and crime. That could get overwhelming, especially if you have no concept of undead.

[@masonmunkey6136]

I think a lot of people don't get that second part. Their universe had no concept of zombies. The walkers aren't much of a threat if you are knowledgeable about them. By the time people widely understood the severity of the outbreak it would probably already be out of control

[@Whiskey-cr9dq]

@@masonmunkey6136 very much this I forget who said it (possibly Kirkman), but in TWD no one has ever seen a Romero zombie movie, because he never made his zombie movies in TWD universe

[@hybrid3643]

@@masonmunkey6136 and your saying 8 Billion people didn't have nor have a chance of figuring out their main weakness was the brain? your saying the military nor any sort of man, woman and even a teenage has no concept of using a blunt object to someone's head? say if a military outpost were being attacked by walkers and one of the soldier hit a walker in the head by accident. Wouldn't word spread so quickly that they'll just wipe out the entire horde? dude every man, woman and child is a chance of figuring out how the infection work and that's about 8 Billion worth of chances and each of them varies hell some criminal might just figure that shit out.

[@masonmunkey6136]

@@hybrid3643 obviously people would figure it out eventually lmao.

[@hybrid3643]

@@masonmunkey6136 quickly then you imagine it to be - w- military wouldn't fall nor the government as word spreads like a wild fire soon the civilians know what to do and how to do it.

[@hello1868]

how to survive the walking dead apocalypse: -be clementine -meet a dude named lee

[@chuckn4851]

Kenny*

[@Monotail_Razuin]

@@chuckn4851 and Luke

[@agustofurrywolf]

Meet Rick group

[@ajmeyang8495]

I wish

[@ilikefreshgrape4238]

meet a bunch of middle aged men

[@SomeAustrianGuy_]

As long as they don't run, I'm good.

[@regalblade8171]

As long as someone can kill them by yeeting random furniture at them, I'm fine, I just need a knife, a broom, and some Flex Tape

[@TheGamingGatito]

Same

[@DaDualityofMan]

Usain Bolt is gonna be the very last survivor

[@ellepoynton935]

My man you should watch World War Z 👁👄👁

[@regalblade8171]

I did, and I would have just killed myself instead of trying to survive

[@mak3996]

Clem was keeping all the adults alive while simultaneously killing and outsmarting the bad guys at the age of 12 💀

[@GraveyardMaiden]

Tbh she spent like 4 years surviving in the wild while those folks had a safe community with walls

[@citizenvulpes4562]

Clem built different.

[@thompsonkyden_]

:skull:

[@officer_friendly_]

I think in one dialogue you have the option to say to carver "i have to do everything for them" then carver replies something with "that's the role you are meant to play" (as the player)

[@negativeiquser5295]

She was the one person who ever watched a zombie movie

[@arthurmorgan265]

I think the thing a lot of people forget is that when you’re running from walkers, you’re going to get tired and need to breathe, walkers don’t. Just because you lose sight of them doesn’t mean they aren’t going to still try and chase you either, they’ll keep heading in the same direction you were going. They’re smart to a certain degree.

[@Epsilon-18]

Don't forget that walkers do just that... *They walk* It's actually slower than that, they legit just limp.

[@cosmicdude8282]

Dude, they walk at like 2 km/h, the average human speed while walking it's about 5km/h. You can literally scape from them by just walking, now imagine running, you just need to run as fast as you can't for 4 minutes, then you just need to jog for a few hours, and you're pretty much safe, by the time you need to rest, you can just find a safe place to hide. It's really possible because humans are the best marathoners in the whole animal kingdom, we can run for hours thanks to our cooling system called "sweat"

[@BisexualPlagueDoctor]

@@Epsilon-18 Believe it or not, but humans are the best species for very long distance travel We are genetically designed to be able to travel massive distance without stopping because humans are so shitty in every other right that before we got intelligence we had to just chase animals until that collapsed If humans had to deal with zombies, we could simply jog far away, the main issue is collecting food (and even more importantly water), or finding a shelter secure enough to sleep in when we eventually need to rest for sleep and body regeneration

[@NYLazyme]

@@cosmicdude8282 yeah I agree with you I think it's extremely unlikely to get caught unless you were surrounded while you were sleeping or something, I'm less than fit just an average internet dweller and when I went on a European holiday my phone beeps at the end of the day and it was all like "congratulations on walking 24 km in a day" I didn’t even notice I had walked that much I was mildly tired but not really exhausted so I'm guessing someone high on adrenaline trying to escape a life and death situation would feel even less tired.

[@UltimosGabriel]

Ironically, stamina is what made ancient human win against faster animals they wanted to hunt.

[@akokomisimp61]

"if a character dies we riot" That's very true....

[@satin588]

*cough* glenn *cough*

[@nebulah8998]

Cough Carl cough

[@eggsbruhnadict4298]

Daryl*

[@cxli9774]

LilAsh Gaming *carl flashbacks*

[@pressfinchat]

You should have said "You're god damn right!"

[@ZyroShadowPony]

The only way i see people getting overrun by walkers is this: -emotional attachment -theyre drunk -theyre attacked when asleep -some religious nut screws over everyone thinking its an act of god for how the world became

[@theitalianbalddude1070]

KittenPyroNao yep Ppl: we can survive and live a happy life Religious cults : yes but actually no

[@purplenugget8466]

Just kill the religious dude

[@6ixlxrd]

@@purplenugget8466 Just kill Negan. Oh, wait....

[@imhighaf3201]

wow i saw what you did

[@privatepugs903]

@@rifkysaputra8671 what the fuck. How did you draw that conclusion you actual inbred

[@MidanMagistrate]

5:23 Project Zomboid did it perfectly. First it was an airborne plague, but then for awhile it was relegated to only spreading through fluid contact, relatively contained in the Knox Exclusion Zone, then one day the airborne plague just appears in multiple countries at once. The survivors in the game are people who are immune to the airborne pathogen, but not through fluid contact. So Scratches can infect you, rarely, while bites have a much higher chance of infection

[@webberbestboi8407]

ah yes my fav game

[@stillhere4165]

Having read all the radio & news transcripts, it's possible the contagion spread to other countries via people leaving after the zone's breach on day five- since we don't get reference of the other countries being infected 'till a few days later. Interestingly, we don't actually know the fate of america in project zomboid. The last radio transmissions mention them taking defensive action to cut off the colorado river

[@fakskis]

I'm pretty sure that bites have a 100% chance of infecting you, it's just a game over after being bit in Project Zomboid. Scratches and lacerations have something like a 10-15% and 20-30% chance to infect you, they're a scary dice roll every time

[@alex_ho]

It's actually likely the Knox Virus is some experimental bioweapon the United States was working on. Would explain a lot of things including the fast initial response from the army, the presence of a research lab in the quarantine zone, and how the other countries got infected. IE through US biolabs there.

[@SirDankleberry]

But the Walking Dead virus would be so much worse to deal with because anyone dying will become a walker.

[@Joemamashouse69]

The most frustrating part of TWD was how much they could have gained from digging trenches. Like seriously, a handful of trenches could have slowed the zombies down enough for the group to stay intact when leaving Herschel's farm.

[@magnusryder]

To be fair, they were kind of fighting against each other so they couldn't have thought of digging trenches.

[@danielloewen2857]

There are so many things that would make sense in a survival perspective, but it doesn't make sense that a misfit group of traumatized survivors(most of them being from cities where they never needed these survival skills) would think of this. I'm not frustrated because they get smarter as the series progresses

[@skankhunt4220]

So many things they could have done with that farm to fortify it lmao they literally didn’t fortify at all trenches watch towers sharpened stakes

[@skankhunt4220]

Not to mention the fact that people don’t try to even wear some kind of limb protection to prevent bites

[@saraht903]

Yea, helmets, protective padding like shin and ankle guards. Shoot, even lining your clothes with duct tape could’ve helped…. Or like World War Z when brad duct taped magazines around his arms and legs. Its not practical ALL the time but c’mon. A little protective clothing could’ve saved some….

[@wolf12king17]

summary: the people in the walking dead are incompetent

[@Jorge_Alvarado]

wolf12king except Clementine

[@Raizen22]

Clementine is the only one who does her best to avoid this; but I completely agree.

[@propheinx2250]

That's because everyone is infected with the plague. A side effect of the plague is autism, the stupid kind not the savant kind. I have a theory that Clementine is the only human without the plague, hence why she's competent.

[@wahlex841]

The people in any zombie apocalypse, more like.

[@krusher181]

adam laming Nah, autistic people usually can’t talk to each other. It’s a good theory, but they’re not autistic unfortunately.

[@POOP-qm9hk]

Every zombie games: Military:dies A small group of survivors:survives for years

[@lordofshrek8994]

Mega 0rb in games like dying light, it’s understandable because volatiles and nighthunters are basically 3 layers of Kevlar that can sprint, climb, jump, spit acid and have tentacles.

[@chaosbros7744]

@@lordofshrek8994 more like 3 layers of ceramics. kevlar dosen't do jackshit against rifle rounds

[@rinakihimeuirichiro2516]

Because in video games they are the first one to discover and to stop the apocalypse(but miserably failed) They do it because of their job

[@dakuhikari4644]

@dontayyy lmao wassup eh Russia is in second place

[@dakuhikari4644]

The weakest military in the world is probably North korea

[@lozzipop4025]

I think the reason there were so many Walkers to overrun society was because the military, in it's infinite wisdom, decided to just start shooting everyone dead in an attempt to "contain the situation". This included shooting all of the nurses and doctors they could get their hands on, it made me so angry to see these soldiers in Shane's flashback just rounding up medical personnel and executing them whilst Walkers were just roaming around in the background, like...why?!?!

[@clairepulsipher6287]

My hypothesis on that scene is that those soldiers are type A, same as Rick and a number of our favorite characters: the infection had already taken over their brains to a point of no return. Empathy, and moral reasoning were already dying in their brains long before they died physically, like Shane before the end. Type Bs are the ones who keep their empathy but lose their logic when the infection takes over becoming suicidal and sometimes dangerous to those around them like the little girl who tried to get a walker to bite the baby. Only problem with this hypothesis is the Governor. He lost his logic when his daughter died and his empathy when Michonne put down his walker daughter. He breaks the mold: showing signs of both types of crazy. What do you think?

[@lozzipop4025]

@@clairepulsipher6287 I think that the soldiers were still following orders from command, who were desperately hoping that they could still contain the infection. And that the soldiers, in turn, were still hoping the same which is why they weren't questioning these orders and just carrying them out.

[@SStupendous]

@@clairepulsipher6287 Huh? "The infection has taken over their brains to a point of no return" = "I don't know how the show or logic works." You've literally just described different people's behavior. The Governor destroys this logic because he's just a person. He's not "type A type B" BS. What you're talking about is just people acting differently... you must not understand what "Type A and B" in Season 8 actually meant.

[@clairepulsipher6287]

@@SStupendous Ok, tell me what you believe type A and type B means in Season 8. I explained my theory. Go ahead and explain yours.

[@SStupendous]

​@@clairepulsipher6287 What's the plausible nature of your "theory" though. Yoh LITERALLY described several different approaches, deameanors and personalities of people during the apocalypse, which for some reason are not dictated by the same things as literally any reactions, but because of the virus somehow... if it's a "hypothesis" there must be some more evidence than just that, and reflecting it with "oh well what do you think" doesn't prove your statement. It's not a hypothesis so much as being a guess.

[@tpd1864blake]

I’m pretty sure I read somewhere that the reason you see the zombies do things such as breaking glass with a brick, climbing fences, running, or using door handles is because they have residual memories from their previous life, but over time those memories fade as the brain rots further, which is why you only see stuff like that in season 1 of the show.

[@regalblade8171]

The season 1 director got fired, all new directors don't want to keep smart zombies so they died off alongside the director

[@bitchhp2973]

But the part to the final season. Is bringing smart walkers into the picture. It’s honestly terrifying cause they’re climbing shit they shouldn’t be climbing and picking up weapons.

[@goshinki4078]

@@regalblade8171 what about the new season there's a ton of smart walkers now

[@regalblade8171]

@@goshinki4078 I have no idea

[@funguslungs]

@@goshinki4078 Thats just them wanting to spice up the show its bc the show is starting to die and has been going down since season 7 and they need things now to make it better so how else to do that than make the walkers a threat again. Im pretty sure that the walkers never became smart again in the comics if they did then idk but if they didnt then its just them changing original story to make people watch more.

[@user-dx7ps9xs4p]

Child with no weapons or protection: *Survives long time* Army with weapons and protection: *Dies instantly*

[@pressfinchat]

Makes sense

[@Miscelanou]

Literally every zombie scenario

[@undercovervisiter5881]

@Jay Bee would have won instantly if they had Lee

[@GoldFittyCal]

The walkers at the start of. Twd were much stronger than later on, they could run, climb fences, even semi-open doors, and use certain weapons

[@user-xh1nq8if5i]

she survived because she had a group with her to help, lol.

[@seaunicorn.3.888]

military: *Annihilated, none remain* an 8 year old: *survives for 8 years before having leg amputated by a 5 year old, still alive*

[@dabossman5650]

Yea because shes not trying to kill all the zombies and is small and much easier for her to sneak around-and wont have every zombie in the city at once trying to kill her at once most likely

[@MartinTiks]

pretty sure hes like 3-4years old

[@allmightyspud6896]

@A.A.Ron Davis AJ is 6, Clementine is 17. She was 11 when rebecca gave birth to AJ. where the hell did you get 8 from, and how the hell did Martin get 3-4?

[@allmightyspud6896]

@A.A.Ron Davis how would that make her 19? She was 11 when he was born, and is 17 now, he's only 6. They gave us the ages a long time ago, and they're even in the official wiki

[@marketo_9253]

one military dude : *dies because a zombie bumped into him*

[@spiralcat6376]

I think part why they did so bad against the zombies in TWD is because in that world, no one has ever heard of a zombie. They had to figure out what they were

[@creatresscorruption802]

Yeah, but even after learning and living in the apocalypse for **years**, they still kept screwing up.

[@Torihaze00]

@@creatresscorruption802 cause it only takes like 40 days to develop a bad habit. I’d imagine living in a new society of eat or be eaten will drastically change community thinking skills.

[@Brownbeargang]

In the fear the walking dead it seems like they figure it out your theory would work if it showed them not knowing how to take them for awhile

[@spiralcat6376]

@@Brownbeargang I think they pretty much had to make fear-the-walking-dead that way because the whole point is that show is for the people who want to imagine themselves surviving the beginning of the outbreak and so they had to take the characters at least a little relatable

[@movingorn_8087]

I think a lot of people also forget that in the walking dead universe, in the early days of the outbreak no one knew headshots were the only way to kill. And they also didn’t know just killing people didn’t stop the infection. We know the military began straight executing people, firebombing cities, and overall not killing people. If what we saw from the few examples was the nationwide plan, no wonder there was so many walkers.

[@6ixlxrd]

Dying Light: *Infected are mutated and retain a small degree of human knowledge. Don't be around them at night.* World War Z: *Infected turn within seconds, extremely agile and travel in hordes.* Left 4 Dead: *Infected are HIGHLY mutated at alarming rates; will easily overwhelm you.* Last of Us: *Infected are mutated and get deadlier the longer they live, but with a cost.* Walking Dead: *They walk. And are stupid.*

[@joshmckenna8803]

And they have great dramatic timing don’t forget that.

[@doratheexplorer8274]

Basically I'm a walker

[@mmmmscrumptious433]

TWD zombies can jog use weapons or whatever they were holding. Semi open doors and climb fences but only in the first week

[@kaiqueamaral1106]

Resident Evil: *Is this a zombi- WHAT THE FUCK*

[@Raccon_Detective.]

@@kaiqueamaral1106 X Gonna give it to ya S.T.A.R.S. Is the last thing you hear before you die.

[@LeeEverett1]

Hell even I didn't survive, but I ran out of plot armor.

[@TheCreeperSwagOffical]

:( I miss you lee, you’re the best

[@bonnyas9998]

I hope Clem and Louis have plot armor and love for decades 💁🏿‍♂️❤️

[@topi3609]

@@bonnyas9998 yessss 🥰🥰

[@silverchariot1579]

You did well though Lee too bad I can't pay season one on mobile.😅

[@itsokitsnotyoufoult8850]

And ben dint even get any.

[@rygirlsmith]

In one of the earliest episodes a scientist explains that the brain “restarts” but pretty much all of the brain activity is towards the stem, controlling basic functions- walking, biting, breathing, “communicating” through grunts, stuff like that. This could also be leading to almost imperceptible organ movement, similar to (iirc) sometimes people’s heart rates can slow down so much that they could actually be declared dead when they aren’t. Another thing I feel supports that possibility is that the zombies DO react differently when they have a full stomach, empty stomach, and haven’t ate in years. They apparently CAN starve, so there is some sort of digestion going on.

[@RossLemon]

Frank Darabont's walkers were a lot more menacing than the new ones. They had an air of menace about them. That scene from season 1 where the camp is attacked really gets it for me. When Ed opens the tent to see a walker standing there right in front of him. And the fact that the shot holds on the walker for a few seconds. Almost as an analogy to how our brains work when we see something terrifying or unknown (in a scary way) we freeze up completely and tense up. Sure you see zombies in video games and movies all the time and think nothing of it. But how would you react if you heard some noise at your front door, only for you to open it and see a rotting decaying corpse standing right in front of you?

[@zeleeba8774]

Well, Darabont's walkers are back in the last season.

[@gorka1455]

Darabont’s walkers are the best successors to Night of the Living Dead’s zombies. It’s a Goddamn tragedy that AMC let him go.

[@therealNguniEmperor]

😂😂😂 you're right.

[@arlord_100]

Zombies in american films: Slow and steady wins the race Zombies in asian films: Still fast as fuck boi

[@ilovethemazerunner538]

What about WWZ, The Maze Runner, 28 Days later, I am legend, etc? (Yes I know some of them aren't exactly 'zombies' but they're pretty close)

[@TheMasterUnity]

@@ilovethemazerunner538 That’s a minority of zombie films in the west. In Asia id say almost all zombie flics are the fast guys

[@Banoffee_Animations-Portfolios]

@@justme-kz6nm lmao

[@pilly6548]

@@justme-kz6nm true

[@koki10190]

Zombies in indian film: TERMINATOR ZOMBIES

[@AlexGarcia-pq4fc]

It’s not the zombies you worry about it’s the humans

[@Giggle971]

Yes, but without zombies you don’t have to worry about humans. The whole point of humans backstabbing eachother is because zombies overrunning. But the households of US alone can mow down these zombies without the army. That’s how much guns and bullets they have. The whole movie is a plothole mess. Why didn’t the army just run over them with tanks? (They have so many tanks and mechanized cars that they are even selling to civilians.) Why is suddenly everyone tonedeaf to a magicially appearing zombie? Why can this particullar zombie suddenly climb/use bricks to smash glasses, when all the other zombies are dumb fucks? How can zombies still exist after 10 years when bugs/flies should have already eaten their rotten meat clean? How did no one notice frenzied humans attacking others, and think it’s a virus outbreak and inform the rest of the world? Why is there a lack of weapons in the US? Where are the weebs with a real suit of knight armor? Like just creating a simple shield and a spear is all you need with a group, and you can be spartan. That’s how slow and easy to kill these zombies are but plot requires some of them to have amplified abillities. The only places you should be worried about zombies are indoors around corners. But all the moaning doesn’t exist for some certain reason because plot requires it. Just close yourself in a closed room, and just listen how easy it is to hear. and tell me why no one can hear these moaning zombiesZ

[@pennenoodles]

Exactly. This world is already so fuckin' wack.

[@thermonuclearegg7247]

alexswager is awesome Jaiden Smith right there

[@nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513]

which is the same copy paste plot in the walking dead since season 3 till now

[@caralho5237]

Tbh i think a zombie apocalypse would bring people together instead of making them kill each other.

[@thefossilfool9877]

Funnily enough (in reference to the Walkers just popping up out of nowhere or their rise to dominance being skipped over in various formats), Darabont had a whole episode planned in season two for the Soldier/Walker that Rick encounters in the Tank, but AMC severely cut his budget among other things and forced him out. That would have been a really cool look at the beginning of the apocalypse, as it would have shown how he ended up a Walker, how the military fell, and how the all important grenade that Rick and the group needed to escape the CDC made it in there.

[@K01T4tt00]

I just had a smile creep onto my face remembering all of my stuff saying "if Daryl dies we riot." I think it had to do with Negans selection of people to die, but I'm not positive. God, I was so into that show. ☺️

[@jimmyconway2800]

The if Daryl dies we riot shit started in late season 3 it was an interesting time to be in Instagram lol

[@beansat3am]

Let's be real , the biggest threat in The Walking Dead were the humans . The zombie's themselves were slow moving and mostly killed people by either catching them off guard , or there were too many zombies in one area to avoid .

[@negativezer0741]

Yep

[@jasonlewis9240]

Fight the dead Fear the living

[@BlaecOleander]

@@jasonlewis9240 bruh 👏👏👏👏👏

[@sidneysouls]

in TWD now has a variant of walkers, tho they’ve already existed since the first season for example, morgan’s wife twisting the doorknob, or a walker holding a rock to break the glass window. But now in the 11th season we see some being able to climb, or even opening doors.

[@babalu7737]

Evryone is infected so properly gang mebers who get killed and peopel who killed other in the panic got bitten by the dead who come back

[@alsenar2]

World War Z: Infected that are fast and lethal. The Virus can literally turn you in seconds. *Humanity manages it* The last of us: Extremely hazardous and lethal fungal that is able to transform humans into stronger "beings". *Humanity kinda manages it...at least better than in TWD* The Walking Dead: *I'll see myself out*

[@eggsnspam]

Don't forget Halo... that Flood is scary. What about StarCraft's zerg infecting humans... not exactly zombie.

[@brainwashed7384]

Z Nation : yes.

[@redrobsanthem9206]

Eggsn Bakon the last level of halo three was terrifying when I played it as a kid

[@HaPham-jn7jk]

True world war z is much more acurate

[@justinfromdietweeb3553]

@Jay Bee the zombie apocalypse but I am an evil fecker

[@AlaskanHillbilly77]

You’re right about the zombies. You greatly over estimate the general population. Most people don’t know how to respond in emergency situations. Compound the threat with fear and inexperience and you would likely get masses falling to the infection. Additionally, without rule of law and with mass hysteria, the propensity for murder would skyrocket. Factor that into the equation of people turning into walkers

[@antoinelachapelle3405]

You would probably survive the walking dead Me : *snores loudly and sleeps through alarm clocks*

[@kelsian_smith03]

I prefer the walking dead game than to the show because of badass clementine

[@i.am.therabbitman8684]

I would too, honestly, if your choices had any impact :/

[@cass7559]

lesssgggoooooooo clemmy clue ❤️

[@TheZephyrsWind]

Yeah I've had to sew up a wound around that size & take care of a rotting spider bite for months until it was done all without a doctor since I was broke. A little kid, regardless of gender, doing that is crazy. When I finally got to see a doctor, he said I took excellent care of both wounds & most people doing that would've gotten infections. I was an adult & it was still really tough, especially the spider bite. It required me cleaning out a deep crater the size of a baseball in my thigh. Each time i cleaned it out, there'd be some black dead tissue stuck that I'd pull out with tweezers & since it was stuck to loving tissue I'd often end up pulling on a live nerve & flipping crap that hurt. I've been taxed, had my shoulder dislocated, stabbed, hit in the head with a thrown 10lb projectile, & passed several kidney stones (if you think you know pain, try kidney stones, even women who gave birth without medication said they're worse) & none of those things were worse than touching a live nerve & pulling something stuck off of it.

[@san24k]

TooMuchGrace but that doesn’t happen either on amc’s the walking dead so it’s basically the same, however i found telltale’s way better and deep, i know it doesn’t have a huge impact but small details that didn’t affect clementine’s future already felt huge and gave us heartbreaking, unforgettable moments like shooting or leaving lee, killing kenny or letting him murder jane. Telling AJ to shoot or leave lilly, also letting him handle things which ends up on him shooting tenn or letting luis/violet die. I know those are just details but also gave the player the sensation of being part.

[@Lilgip234]

TooMuchGrace they do actually like a lot in some of the games

[@m.bukhori2304]

You can survive as long as these walkers don't run

[@MrREAPERsz]

Yeah we're pretty much screwed if it's TLOU zombies. We can stick together, but some idiot will get bit in a group and screw up everything. I am legend zombies are broken and no one's surviving that even Will Smith.

[@ttt9830]

Cuz I'm a wanderer same goes for world war z those zombies are crazy fucked

[@MrREAPERsz]

@@ttt9830 it's like the zombies in World war z are fucking linebackers

[@adambrien896]

The only thing to keep the WWZ zombies away would be to build a dome that wouldn’t crack under the weight of all of them.

[@dennismuller4746]

even an obese person could outrun walkers

[@TooKorky]

10:44 I always assumed that since everyone is infected that people with lower immune systems might have just died outright because its shown the virus lowers everyones immune system, which might have led to fever and then death, and alot of those are in hospitals in populated placed. It also helps that theres no concept of zombies in this world which causes a wide spread panic about what the hell is going on. In our reality we'd just know what to do, almost everyone does.

[@MrFantocan]

A good explanation of how the zombies spread is the Racoon City case from Resident evil, the virus spread in different forms: by air, water sources and animals (mostly rats). So the first horde was made by people who were never bitten, then they had the surprise.

[@hershmergersh6733]

"IS the general public of average people stupid enough to get eaten alive...." I'm from 2020 and toilet paper has become the new currency. Yes. The answer is yes.

[@sumspartan8396]

Ben Douglas lol

[@GJBedrin]

I'm also from 2020 and I've yet to buy one thing with toilet paper

[@boopydoopy9156]

What's toliet paper? Isn't it a myth?

[@Beeetlejjug]

Quiet lower lifeform. I'm from 2020 but 3 months later and it's a lot worse

[@Beeetlejjug]

@@GJBedrin I did. My neighbors needed tissue and my mom had plenty and we needed sugar so I don't know what to tell you.

[@POOP-qm9hk]

The game would be easier to survive Step1:get a group Step2:have a secured based Step3:dont let clem be in your group like seriously every group she went to dies

[@boone6184]

No I need Clem she is badass and I hope u know she fucking kidnapped someone with a shotgun while she was like 13 or something

[@Phoenix_NotWright]

*proceeds to let Clem in my group* W H O O P S !

[@codinfox8542]

The group in season 4: am I a joke to you?

[@frenchsoldier8485]

@@codinfox8542 Yes

[@jesterjacks3933]

But still, everywhere Clem goes, people die. Im not fuckin with it...

[@prob_bored_ashellrn]

"We can all run" People in wheelchairs: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@goatsandroses4258]

I was raised and still live on a farm, have a museum degree, and have a number of non-electric tools. I can shear sheep, spin, weave, grow a garden, cook, can, etc. etc. EVEN WITH all that, I've seen what the Texas winter a few years ago and a recently multi-day power outage did...and in both of those the government, some supply chains, and communications were still functioning to some degree. Still, even generators aren't any good if you can't get propane or fuel for them. Once the electricity went down completely, you'd honestly have a lot of people simply dying from either extreme heat or cold, normal diseases or accidents, contaminated water, shock/trauma OR from lack of their normal medicines (and in this scenario, then swelling the zombie hoards). We're really a lot more vulnerable than we'd like to believe.

[@budgetlifter]

"How to survive the zombie apocalypse in 5 easy steps" People in wheelchairs: 😤

[@mmmmscrumptious433]

Copied comment smfh

[@wyattheitkamp55]

Aspect Dank i’m in a wheelchair and I feel that lol 😂😂

[@creamegggameslol8084]

They be like:🙀

[@classictomboy3273]

They be like : ehem, EXCUSE ME

[@lucasflaviorodrigues]

;-;

[@unique7668]

I'd still die somehow, probably hit by the only truck in miles after escaping.

[@ulti8106]

Don't worry i got you ill be the one driving the truck xD jk

[@thisisacallforhelp3484]

In another world during the zombie apocalypse.

[@thatguywithemail1431]

@@thisisacallforhelp3484 Don't give them any ideas.

[@funninoriginal6054]

@@thisisacallforhelp3484 I mean, at least you would get super powerful magic powers or whatever the fuck

[@brandontaylor9108]

One of my friends in my group said he would pop one of us in the knee to get away 😂

[@bbqgiraffe3766]

The initial infections were because first responders and doctors got bit and then went to hospitals, where they bit more first responders and doctors, also the rioting, this sorta stuff is covered in Zombie Survival Guide(great book btw)

[@shriekynoodles]

my main theory regarding the zombies dexterity and physical ability is their brains lose memory and ability the longer they're undead for, which is why the most recently risen walkers have more ability- also, although I don't get how they can smell, I imagine the 'playing dead' is just lack of ability or need to move until driven by easily to quench hunger

[@andrewbunner3591]

There's a special place in my heart for Clementine and AJ

[@drewsmith1383]

Clem is my CHILD

[@oklajay69420]

WTH what about lee

[@KlCHlRO]

Clem and Lee :(

[@Lars_Ziah_Zawkian]

*Lee

[@teressagomes3407]

Wheres lee bro?

[@corneliuscornwallis]

Literally the entire military: *Fails miserably* Some one armed guy who is about to die with some sharp stuff: *Casually walks through horde of zombies*

[@presidentbruh401]

I think the explanation for lee was that he was covered in guts which made alot of walkers ignore him and he was also already going to die so any additional bites didn't matter as long as he saved Clementine before he died

[@LittleKokeshiDoll]

In the World War Z book, one chapter explains military failure in a zombie apocalypse so well. I believe the chapter is titled "Battle of Yonkers".

[@miguelmallari3114]

And also, Millitary was on front line when it started and they may not know they need to destroy the brain so that's the reason they failed

[@corneliuscornwallis]

@@miguelmallari3114 Do you think if random high-school students can figure out how to destroy the brain hundreds of thousands of troops could do the same?

[@pupville1055]

I think it’s just safe to say that the reason the military from the beginning didn’t know how the walkers worked and due to the amount of noise they’d be generating, they’d eventually get overrun. Smaller groups/individuals seem to have an easier job surviving because they attract less attention. Who knows though? It’s suspension of disbelief for the sake of the story.

[@weston5146]

I like how a small group of survivors are able to survive for months and the entire military dies out within a day

[@OG_Yaki]

If anyones watching in 2022, it’s funny to think that kirkmans zombies do not evolve, yet we learned that in season 11 they learned how to climb and open doors

[@AdamAdam-qm3ct]

Him: We can all run Handicapped people: ???

[@failedGraphics]

They would be some of the first ones to die, so yea I'm pretty sure he just wasn't including them.

[@lauraschlieselhuber8487]

They can roll.

[@diamondtester5504]

Laura Schlieselhuber r/cursedcomments

[@alzhanvoidsansado]

Tbh aslong as you can even CRAWL you'd be able to get away. The only handicapped people that would die would be those completely paralysed and those too dumb to realize whats happening.

[@fleetothewilderness7037]

In FTWD There’s a guy in a wheel chair and he’s made it so far.

[@Hannah-ix3sw]

2019: yeah I dont see how zombies could overwhelm our society 2020: ohhh I get it now

[@TheGamingGatito]

Yep

[@galaxyriderx51]

And based on this year if zombie apocalypse were to happened we wont survive 2020 is the prove and eventhough the virus is still curable and easily avoided with early detection , prevention and quick meds attention ...

[@DYLANJJK94]

5,000/1 I still like those odds lol

[@dusty_playz2783]

its all a hoax lol

[@dusty_playz2783]

lol sorry im not good at sarcasm

[@ghostg1rl]

i think in especially the twd games, the zombies were used more as a metaphor while the main message was the humans and how trauma can affect people, all the whilst making you question your morals and logic when they make you feel protective over a little girl.

[@sadrabbit53]

Essay incoming: I think the biggest threat to survivors, the biggest thing adding to the world's huge body count, would be the earliest stages of the apocalypse where panic and confusion would be the highest. People wouldn't know that the virus has infected nearly everyone, so they would try to take in all other survivors either because of empathy or duty (ex. military). Perhaps they would figure out faster that people with bites should be excluded or removed, but they wouldn't know that EVERYONE who died, unless they received sufficient head damage, would reanimate, so I suspect that walker threats would be less from outside of survivor camps or settlements and more from unsuspecting medical personnel trying to treat dying people within their camps. But how would there be all these dying people in the first place if it's only the beginning of the apocalypse? Other humans. Increasing paranoia and distrust would erupt into increasingly common pockets of chaos that would tax emergency services and the military (this doesn't factor in any anti-zombie operations since I don't know about those) and injure a lot of people. Medical dispensaries such as pharmacies would be primary raid targets once everything began truly going to hell, so I imagine that even with government/military-provided or -protected food and water, people would succumb to wounds or non-zombie infection. _Plus,_ there's how tons of people will literally die if they don't have ready access to medicine they need, such as certain diabetics without access to insulin, people with deadly allergies without epinephrine, people without access to dialysis or chemo, and on and on. With pharmacies unusable and transportation of medical supplies impeded, and with hospitals being a bad place to go given that sick or dying people within could kick the bucket, turn, and render the hospital unsafe, regular, uninfected people in survivor camps or other shelters could just die of preexisting conditions, reanimate, and raise hell, potentially being decimating if the camp or shelter isn't overseen by the military, police force, militia, or at least a couple of people with guns who aren't afraid to get their hands dirty. (My secondary point here with the last tidbit is, imagine that you've barricaded yourself in with your immediate family and a few of your neighbors. Someone dies, not due to a walker bite -- maybe it's a heart attack, maybe a bee sting. If everyone fails to realize that all dead bodies, sans those without sufficient head damage, reanimate, anyone handling the body would be put in jeopardy. If someone is bitten or killed as a result, or if it IS realized that all dead will turn, two things could still end up ruining the shelter: One, lack of access to emergency services such as hospitals or police. Second, I would imagine that, during these earliest stages, the confusion around how to handle the dead, dying, or bitten would lead to fuck-ups. Unless someone in that house was willing to risk hurting feelings by shooting their undead grandma or bitten brother, or in a more likely scenario, willing to risk an all-out fight breaking out over how to treat these people, the undead or dying in the house would remain a threat.) I imagine wary preppers would be left out of this chaos unless they made the mistake of taking others in, and a lot would depend on nations' existing military plans' efficacy, but it's easy for me to see how body counts would initially swell, with that first wave and how it's handled being what makes or breaks pockets of survivors and potentially society/humanity as a whole. Maybe the ordeal wouldn't cause a complete societal collapse, but I can easily see it slinging people into martial law.

[@chuckn4851]

Everyone's saying how badass Clem was, but y'all are all forgetting about the force of nature that was Kenny

[@Gvardioal]

Oh that psycho

[@freezerounds]

Never understood why people liked Kenny so much.

[@noble14]

@@freezerounds because he's got a badass trucker hat that makes him incredibly sexually appealing?

[@JamesDeanStudiesLanguage]

@@freezerounds Because Kenny was a ride or die real-one till the end that did not think twice about sacrificing his life for the people he loved. Which includes Clem and AJ. He just didn't have time for fuck shit from others who were a liability to the safety of his family.

[@freezerounds]

@@JamesDeanStudiesLanguage Kenny can straight up abandon Clementine in the first season if *Lee* doesn't kiss his ass the entire game. And I didn't care for his violent, angry characterization in the second season at all. I liked him in the first season, but the worship doesn't make sense to me.

[@DinsRune]

I like slow zombies as a storytelling device- they're a literal example of slowly creeping doom, and can set the tension at a good, steady pace- but willing suspension of disbelief is always going to fall apart the moment someone asks "how did the military lose"

[@Jerdle]

The military lost because of the hordes, no matter how you die you turn meaning there's billions of walkers, eventually you run out of ammo

[@StarCrusier900]

@@Jerdle one thing, 50 Lb Ordinances. Take out 100’s with little wastes ammo

[@Jerdle]

@@StarCrusier900 You still have a limited supply, sure you might be able to wipe out a few thousand but in places like Atlanta where the all military personnel were sent there would be about 400k walkers, once the hordes start surrounding your barricaded you can't get any more ammunition or ordnance since you're stationed in the middle of a city, no vehicles would be able to get to you since you'd be surrounded by hundreds of walkers

[@slsthewriter1299]

Militaries typically fall quick because they're the frontlines, they simultaneously either freak out or underestimate what they're up against, all before the issue reaches the public. But, consider this as well: military may fall if they get greedy. Have squadrons hole themselves up and keep all the supplies to themselves, then something happens, and it falls apart. Because military are pretty much frat boys with guns before they get PTSD, and after, they have the PTSD. Lol. As a military brat, I can 100% see it happening given that the military isn't as organized as people think they are. Largely because they're run by people.

[@Bolshevik.remover]

@@Jerdle you have mortars in all sizes, grenade launchers, APC's and IFV's to retreat or break through with supplies, choppers (Mi-24s have literally hundreds of rockets and four barrel machine gun shooting anti tank rifle rounds and heavy bombs and western shit is even better armed), artillery that can cover distances to 40 kilometres (something like 25 miles), grenades, A-10s and other attack planes, you have tanks able to withstand nuclear apocalypse, minefields that can be set up by specialised trucks and planes, bombs, atomic bombs, napalm, gas. There is no way they would somehow defeat the military especially that they would surely secure ammo and explosives manufacturing as fast as possible. And if they run out of 5.56 they will just switch to older guns that will still work fine like M14 for the US or AKM and G3/FAL for Europe, you could even use WW2 era shit quite effectively, US still stores Garands and WW2 mortars and other stuff with tons of ammunition for them, even small Poland (36 milion population) has 4 milion WW2 weapons ready at any minute only in military storages with ammo for them and much more post soviet 50s equipment I mentioned earlier. We are so well armed that if they came back in that form we could massacre all the previous generations in few years, and that wouldn't even be the goal, you would just have to survive till they die from rotting or starvation so few months max and then sweep in and clear the remaining groups. Real survival guide is stay close to the army and do what they say, maybe you will have a bad time with hard work but you will survive.

[@user-go2be2mn7u]

As someone who is a massive fan of the walking dead, the beginning is hilarious, thank you for blessing the world with this. Also, imagine him filming the beginning then having to edit it all together.

[@robot_girlyman1556]

Something I think is overlooked a lot is that when someone is eaten they will likely not reanimate just because they won't be able to move because they've been too badly damaged. You'd probably have just a lot heads snapping their mouths

[@dannlol_6069]

Military: *dies as soon as the virus starts* Clementine: *Survives for 8 years by herself*

[@hollie05]

Cause she’s amazing 🤪🤚

[@mohammadbataineh7540]

cause she da boss

[@bonnyas9998]

Bcs she has thick plot armor

[@rlmsenemy3323]

@@bonnyas9998 Plot armor level 3

[@autrimps]

@@bonnyas9998 wdym thick plot armor she literally got bitten. Sure there is some scenes where it feels unreal luck, but yeah. WWZ characters is where you'll find thick plot armor.

[@maplemaple1439]

*PREVIOUSLY ON AMC'S T H E WALKING DEAD* "CARL! CAAAAAARRRRRRL!"

[@Monkey_XDD]

CORAAAAAL

[@19JDOG91]

Literally my favorite part of the show! I laughed so fucking hard when I first saw that and make jokes about it all the time! LOL

[@kristopherjones7997]

That made me pissed off and made me cry so hard

[@user-ox4bv3it4i]

Bowen Chen GAVIN!.... wait wrong game

[@drgamer1155]

CCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[@hopeiris4586]

Now that we've been in a global pandemic, I know exactly how we would get overtaken by walkers.

[@crimson5pider]

I used to always feel the same way about how it didn't make sense that the military wasn't able to hold off the zombies and society fell, but after watching the first season of fear The Walking Dead, it makes a lot more sense. Everyone who dies comes back. The apocalypse began in 2010 in which the average amount of deaths per day in the U.S. was around 6,800 and this absolutely would've snowballed that. No one knew what was going on except the cdc and the French equivalent who's name escapes me rn so when the dead got up no one assumed they were zombies or even dead in most cases and they would get bitten or eaten immediately, then if they survived the encounter they didn't know they were doomed as well meaning no one who was bit was put down so they would go to hospitals or family members and repeat the cycle there. It wasn't even being reported on until about a day or two after it already started so it really took the world by storm. If we assume every zombie who rose on the first day bit one person each, that's about 13,000 zombies minimum before anyone even knew it was happening and that number kept growing exponentially that by the time they knew it was going on and understood how it worked only a few days later, it was too late.

[@ackminecrer9165]

Walkers are basically only dangerous when there are a lot of them

[@realscrhuff3559]

Not even then, there’s specific circumstances

[@sodapopcustoms834]

The situation Noah, Glenn, and Nicholas got in is a perfect example of how they can be dangerous

[@lordhoboofsavior36]

@@alzhanvoidsansado when there are a lot of them. Can you escape from a 100,000 walkers in middle of a city that used to have a population of millions. Exactly. That's the point. It doesn't matter if their intelligent is equivalent of a baby, if your surrounded, you're fuck nevertheless. Sure you can wait for several weeks for them to disperse. That is if you can survive for several weeks. You no survivalist, and certainly not a sheriff. You dead because you just a random joe

[@rvanzo925]

Only if you can’t walk away. And I don’t think Human bite is strong enough to bite through thick clothing. I’m from Canada, I think a large dog would have a hard time biting through my winter jacket + sweater + long sleeved tshirt.

[@peterjamesgabinete5346]

@weedmasta69 not really, human jaws and teeth aren't adapted to ripping apart flesh, that's why we use tools to help us cut and shred meat.

[@salemblack1410]

We're screwed if zombie apocalypse is anything like resident evil's zombies

[@lem2004]

Don't you hate it when their head suddenly become a tentacle shit killing machine or some random village having a chainsaw party

[@Silamon2]

@@lem2004 RE4 did not have zombies.

[@lem2004]

@@Silamon2 i mean the "parasite" Happy now?

[@realpatriot1769]

BOWS are scarier than shambling corpses

[@butterybutterman7364]

Shit we need a Leon

[@adventzx8614]

5:08 you make a lot of great points. The thing is these things didn’t spawn from bites but deaths.this prevent military from successfully taking action against quarantining it and allows hoards to come from places of mass death.

[@TheXennier]

The thing is that at the beginning of the outbreak, people still think of zombies as sick PEOPLE... Hence refusing to murder them. Besides, they don´t know what do expect from them... How on earth are they going to figure out that they want to bite you? Lets say a zombie bites a 12 year old... Do you think ANYONE would kill him at the beginning? that zombie is practically immortal during the initial outbreak. You might just see some guy walking towards you, and suddently he just bites you... Remember, you dont yet have the knowledge and everything is a surpirse!!

[@danthegreat8411]

*Why we can survive The Walking Dead:* 1.They're Slow 2.They're Weak 3.We're More Intelligent 4.We can use weapons 5.They can deteriorate easily *You Gotta Be weak AF just to die in The Walking Dead....*

[@afuckingchicken8023]

I bet a turtle can outrun them

[@patientboat1979]

Only people with autism die to zombies

[@dragonneaspie242]

@@patientboat1979 Autistic people have survival instinct, you know, they can and (if necessary) will run. Or walk faster than the zombies.

[@patientboat1979]

Kaala Silvermoon only people with crippling depression die to zombies

[@yannmergezs2820]

Only idiots lose to zombie : zombies are dumb can’t even run .

[@lloyd355]

“we can all run” Steven hawking: Am i a joke to you?

[@niamh9500]

ProShotzFX92 stephen hawing would solve it himself

[@Yetres]

I get it He can’t run because he is dead

[@lloyd355]

Yetres A fucking star interpretation

[@snappedfoil]

"We can all run" Clementine: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@lloyd355]

im gay so .. is this r/woooosh or head trauma as a child im sensing here

[@BaronVonMott]

This reminds me of a good quote from Men In Black: "A person is smart, people are stupid. A crowd is only ever as smart as it's dumbest member."

[@history_addict136]

I started watching this video, until 5 minutes has passed, and the guy can't see how a virus can spread, then I realized the video made in 2018, he would change his opinion if he saw how Corona virus has spread wide and far. Also, in the Walking Dead universe, every person dies, natural or not, comes back as long as the brain is intact, so everyone is turning to a zombie one way or another in the end of their life.

[@the_2nd_fool674]

I always wondered how the zombies have insane strength, even tho they lose muscle mass and they rot.

[@thegaminggoblin1730]

Nice pfp 👍 also you’re subbed to three people I’m subbed to XD Afro senju,Dwayne n jazz and jimmy are so good

[@GoldFittyCal]

No restriction on their arms or legs or jaws. The human jaw could bite through a shitton of stuff if the brain didn't restrict it from doing so, so it wouldn't end up damaging itself. Zombies don't have such restrictions.

[@pdr_2703]

@@GoldFittyCal YE$

[@koekie7003]

@@GoldFittyCal doesn't add up, muscles would deteriorate so fast, also if their organs die that would mean no oxygenated blood gets to any muscles and they would literally just be paralyzed

[@xagesfps7436]

ur also forgetting the fact they are dead

[@Wreck_RS]

Honestly how none of these characters think to wear armor maybe even a Pringle’s can on the forearm shocks me

[@hhhhhhhng4380]

smh all they need is leather or some duct tape yet we constantly see characters turn from being bit through their clothes

[@hhhhhhhng4380]

Courtesy Flame yeah like jane said, but even if you cant find leather just wrapping any jacket in duct tape wold work really good too

[@zabaoth]

Even more basic, why don't they use a pole? You can do it with anything sharp, a broom handle and duct tape. I'd go out wearing all the leather shit I've got, boots, and reinforce my pants with fabric and tape. I want to see them chewing through that. As far as weapons go, just limiting myself to shit one can find in a backyard. I'd pick a rake. That can fuck a human up, even more a slow as fuck dead human.

[@KittycatKye]

@@hhhhhhhng4380 What about metal plates or scrap metal from cars as armor? Oh wait that would make you slow and less agile. But it would protect you from gun fire by other humans (Depending on how thick the armor is).

[@8vantor8]

@@zabaoth i got a pich fork, several thick jackets, and live in the middle of nowhere with a generator i think im set

[@StxnceUK]

Hearing the season 1 theme again after so long.... it takes you back

[@MagicalMaster]

You don't even need to sleep with one eye open. A bunch of empty cans stacked by the doors, or pots and pans to the same purpose works as a VERY effective alarm for anything 'sneaking' in.

[@illumi._.]

Zombies ain’t even all that… They walk slow, they’re loud, and their entire shoulder could fall off if you just tap it.

[@jaydenprende]

ILLuminated Onxy not all generics are the same

[@chocolatecereal3647]

Everybody can run! Everybody can hit zombies with blunt objects! People in wheel chairs:😓

[@TheZephyrsWind]

Yeah I can only stand for 15 minutes max or my back injury swells, gets pinched, & I'm paralyzed from 30 minutes to 6 days. So I use a wheelchair for almost all things, this my legs are atrophied badly now. But I could out roll them.

[@chocolatecereal3647]

@@TheZephyrsWind I bet you could my guy

[@hatework4282]

People in wheelchairs have a nice steady platform for a precision rifle. Let the people on foot melee,but the people who can't walk can snipe.

[@chocolatecereal3647]

@@hatework4282 honestly tho

[@hatework4282]

@@chocolatecereal3647 Nani.

[@hexarium7972]

How zombies was thought to be: - An undead human being. - Lack of intelligence. - Could die from starvation. - Weak in physical strength. - Move very slow and sluggish. - Attracted by only loud noise. - Can be easily killed with melee weapons or any type of guns. - Strength: Usually in large numbers, bite and cause slow infection rate. - Survivability: Possible, human may have the chance to reclaim the world from the undead. How zombies nowadays in pop culture: - Could be any type of organisms, whether dead or alive. - Some have a very high intellect or predator hunting skills. - Some could survive for years, even decades due to hibernation. - Some would undergoes rapid mutation that would give them extra limbs/appendages, special abilities, increases in strength and speed. - Move fast af, never slows down for anything. 🖐️🛑 - Highly sensitive to their surrounding, even to the sound of breathing or footsteps. - Hard or near impossible to be killed by a single individual. Highly recommend the uses of range and explosive weapons, only in dire situation will the melee weapon be an option. - Other point of strength: When bitten, the rate of infection is so quick that a person would turn into a zombies in less than an hour or even worst minutes. 💀 - Survivability: Near zero on your own, only if you're working for a large company that work on the virus, living with group of experience mercenaries, any brach of armies or special forces, lastly if you're the main character with the thickest plot armour.

[@VBessence]

It's the people you'd have to worry about. And food honestly, this is the easiest and strangely pleasant zombie world

[@michaelsharp2272]

Add in the fact that the walkers wouldn't "survive" one winter ... let alone ten years of winters.

[@letsnotdothat975]

Unless its somewhere close to the equator

[@RequiemPoete]

I know in WWZ Brooke's explained that while a zombie will freeze solid, it won't suffer frostbite due to the virus secreting some sort of natural antifreeze like cold dwelling animals do. So they thaw out ready to shamble again.

[@daynabailen4331]

If the zombie apocalypse actually happened, all you have to do is board up your house and stay inside for about a month. Even in a situation like TWD, most of the zombies would decompose.

[@annymus4502]

Dayna Bailen That does actually make a lot of sense, the only issue would be that you need to stay alert and A] Get food and water (even though you could make an urban farm in the roof and collect rain water?) B] You would likely have no electricity whatsoever (you could use bicymachines tho) C] If you get ill or something and run out of medicine (or you could grow medicinal plants) ... *LET ME KNOW THE ISSUES YOU FIND WITH THIS METHOD* And a question, could a horde break into a house?

[@budgetlifter]

@@letsnotdothat975 the hotter and humid, the more easily they start to rott

[@Apple-qo3uw]

I mean, Clem did hide in a tree house where the walkers couldn't get her. And I'm pretty sure the zombies at the start were stronger because they aren't decomposed

[@emilybloodheart8796]

there's the answer... live in a tree house.

[@maltehoffmann2914]

Plan B: Space Marines or Royal Army, both successfully ended a Zombie Apocallypse before a reasonable amount of their civilisation turned or died

[@diavolo9177]

@@maltehoffmann2914 what tf is space marines doing? Like i would rather be bit than to be saved by space marines like who is willing to live under ground and eat corps starch for lunch and work in some factory for 10 hours a day.

[@scribbleboots9319]

That’s also why the could run and climb at the beginning; somewhat memories and still some muscle

[@abdurahmankareem1]

I used to think all people function logically as well...until I really looked at reality and realised how many careless people live among us protected by the wise ones

[@aquaticsplashes]

they be having zombies surviving like 10 years after aint no way their legs didnt give out without sustenance

[@itspurplepaw6163]

"We can all run!" People in wheelchairs: **proceed to shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE**

[@projectkepleren]

motorized wheelchair exist

[@notblabby]

@@projectkepleren How longbefore those fail, run out of fuel, get jammed, etc.?

[@irrelevance3859]

@@notblabby they can still out last the zombies with the help of someone else of the strength of their arms (they're quite stong usually) though trouble comes when there are obstacles or uneven terrain

[@Stint45678]

or use ur stand to throw you to up like ponareff did

[@Akizine]

oh well

[@kemesha2946]

Oh no better start walking slightly faster than an evening stroll to the park or else they’re gonna get me ooh noo😂

[@perpetualconfusion5885]

that will get tiring after awhile

[@perpetualconfusion5885]

@Mathilda shoot first. Also that person was quoting from the vid

[@Celric_Death]

INSANE_BANANA Get yourself some Heeley's, slowly roll away from them forever, maybe get yourself a skateboard to so you can sit/lay down and keep rolling. Will need to sleep eventually though so

[@barto22]

then 4 appear, each one of your side, you try to stroll through them and they have dinner

[@Fearia6]

Why don't we see more bicycles in twd? I feel like you'd be untouchable, and you'd be beach body ready.

[@jeffreycarman2185]

Fear the Walking Dead depicts a massive failure of systems: failure of the public health infrastructure to warn people quickly enough, failure of the military due to corruption and ineptitude and mass dereliction of duty on the part of the police. In the shorts and in Fear the Walking people immediately turn on each other and also fail to learn the rules of the zombie world, even years in the survivors still forget the basics of survival.

[@KoryGrayson]

What Covid showed us, people would definitely keep zombies and do stupid things with them

[@scottishrule8668]

Do the hokey pokey so the zombies will turn themselves around

[@that1guy337]

*That's what its all about*

[@hannahhere879]

OMG XDD

[@hannahhere879]

@@that1guy337 *clap clap*

[@callm3pj]

Scottish Rule LMAO

[@betterlockthemdoors1112]

Why is this so fucking funny

[@codinfox8542]

Zombie: Exists Clemintine: I’m about to end this mans whole career

[@idomino8370]

What if the Zombie is a woman. ;)

[@inthemiddleofsomecalibrations]

@@idomino8370 or a child.

[@idomino8370]

Yes. That too.

[@ionutblaj128]

*Walker's

[@thefartmasteryeah]

Its already ended

[@literallyinsanelycool28]

4:29 how ironic now

[@BitchyBubblez]

Love the video it was just the sentence of "we can all run" that got me 😭🤣 people in wheelchairs are just looking at you like "OH, CAN WE NOW?!"

[@chimmy5014]

Damn. Imagine Beijing, China in a zombie apocalypse scenario like that.

[@BlackWingedSeraphX]

Yeah they're overpopulated as it is! Scary stuff!

[@wchi8391]

The tanks will make sure work on that. No worry

[@taelorpickel2830]

Chinese population that isn't being attacked will be evacuated in the west of China no biggies. China also has one of the largest armies in the world with 100's of nuclear weapons and possessing one of the largest navies in the world. They are also 3rd in air force numbers in the world, in other words zombies still in a likely situation get fucked.

[@TunciBalunci]

It's Free Real Estate fuckin tseries tho

[@caralho5237]

The zombies would be stopped quickly, since China has 24h monitoring everywhere. They would stop it before it became a threat.

[@livcaitlyn9207]

Clementine survived BECAUSE of Lee. If he wasn’t there she would’ve died. Now she’s 16 and can prob survive much more than what Lee did considering how long shes survived and the others she’s decided to stick with. Let’s just hope she stays safe #stillnotbitten

[@zachariasprice3762]

As Lee I taught her to never trust anyone and always keep moving. And I was right.

[@iramswrestlinghighlights1164]

Let's not forget Lee the legend.

[@Shadowhawkdark]

It could be said that Lee survived as long as he did because of Clementine as well-think about quickly the group trusted him because he was watching over a kid as if she were his own-if he hadn't they could have avoided him, not given him a chance, possibly even attacked him if they thought he was a threat. Peoples perception of Lee being a strong man but also dedicated to a kid got him instant access to any information they might have about what was needed to survive, such as the fact that a humans death was what caused the zombification, not the bite itself....and any of this information was almost always transferred to Clementine (he has the option to hide a few things, but I dont remember it ever being survival info). Lee's survival caused Clementine to survive, and Clementine's survival caused Lee to survive. A symbiotic relationship that lasted for as long as was possible.

[@TheInator1234]

Clementine survived bc plot armor

[@dr.elijah7742]

#stillnotbittenteam

[@alliekingsley7919]

"We can all run." Me, disabled in my early 30s, looking at my cane: "About that." (Granted, I can still move faster than a single walker in bursts, but...)

[@journey_to_chaos7313]

Once you think about how many people are reliant on medications in some way, it kinda makes sense that people wouldn’t make it after a certain point once medication isn’t readily available

[@Barely_Here]

The main part that makes it survivable, imo, is this. The virus isn't air born, it doesn't affect animals, and the zombies are slow and are decomposing bodies. So over time zombies die out.

[@quickfoxbrock6446]

Since the pathogen happens to start in a city, the government would soon learn and immediately start trying to isolate the zombies and, you guessed it! Starve them. But if that doesn't work well then martial law with mediocre predators.

[@BeukendaalMason]

I think in the Walking Dead series somehow everyone is already infected, whether it was airborne, waterborne, or foodborne is unknown. All that matters is for them to become dead to turn into a walker (in one of the games a character dies but was never bitten and turns).

[@Barely_Here]

BeukendaalMason That doesn't make it good. Only the passive strain is in everyone, but the active strain isn't. Quite frankly. These zombies are week, the infection itself is nothing to even look at. The active strain is only blood borne, and even that's week because everyone gets covered in it and it doesn't affect them. It's week

[@jordansligar1644]

@@Barely_Here But the outbreak can start anywhere when someone dies, any old person around the world that dies in their sleep would infect their family

[@skylarreids4858]

Illegal Bathroom No matter how someone dies, they become a walker. It is an active strain- not passive. This was shown by when Shane got shot by Rick in season 2 and was reanimated, and I think it’s shown in the game too, I’m not sure. It’s also in the comics a lot. Every dead person, unless their brains were harmed some how, would reanimate. You get shot in the chest? Reanimate. Die in your sleep? Reanimate. You don’t have to have any kind of contact with a walker to become one. The virus is either airborne or waterborn, but it being airborne is what makes the most sense.

[@matthewlee8667]

Your acapella cover of the theme was spot on!

[@kendrawalton4621]

That smart walker in episode two was because of a different producer. He wanted the walkers to be somewhat intelligent so that walker picked up a rock and Morgan’s wife tried to turn the door handle to get into the house. Then he was asking for way too much money and the show wasn’t that popular yet so amc couldn’t afford it and they also had creative differences. But AMC fired him and got a new one. But season 2 took place at just one well kind of two locations the highway and the farm they couldn’t afford to have more then one place.

[@trevorrussell40]

The idea that with no knowledge of zombies, if grandma died, got up and then took like 12 rounds to the chest wouldn’t make me shit myself is ludicrous.

[@kaishadows919]

I feel like some people would say "Screw it, I'm bored now." And allow themselves to become a zombie.

[@lapplandkun9273]

some people are that stupid unfortunately. This is coming from our century where humans did tide pod challenges and other stupid shit

[@luccaaa5065]

@@lapplandkun9273 new challenge ''get bitten by zombie challenge'' the person that lasts longer wins

[@stefann2461]

@@lapplandkun9273 as if the previous century of smokers and nationalists was any better.

[@Mari-eo3yi]

I don’t actually give a shit about my life so I’d probably do that

[@ethangarland1212]

Hey yeah actually I could see myself considering that

[@Faux_Fox_]

I would like to point out, in reality if a zombie apocalypse happened the most dangerous part would be the panicked people... Which explains the demolished military outposts

[@xxsniperkittykatxx]

I feel like there were a lot of (possibly synced) failed irradiation attempts that caused people to panick

[@SoMuchKreamy]

The word zombie exists in the comics, they just use the name walkers cause none of them really run