Futurama - Donbot

[@angeryfluuf6514]

Gotta love how much Donbot respects Bender's antics.

[@sandhilltucker]

I'm trying but he's not making it easy

[@potato1341]

To be fair, he probably realises how stupid it is to admit to a mob boss and his goons that you just tried to rip him off for personal gain.

[@Corncan2]

@@potato1341 that or you know... its a tv show and the writers want to advance the plot

[@potato1341]

@@Corncan2 at least they went about it well. There could've been a million easier ways to write bender into the mafia

[@sandhilltucker]

@lucas I believe its "Bender Gets Made" he is working at Elzar's as a bus boy and impresses the mafia with his lack of class.

[@mindriot91_96]

"Donbot, please, I'll pay you back as soon as you lend me some more money" LOL

[@royalkittycat2774]

That's not how mafias work! 😂😂😂😂

[@ernstschmidt4725]

@@royalkittycat2774 yeah not how mafia works, that's how corpos work

[@FGlover63]

I Calculate he’s sleeping with the fishes

[@primeofthejustices7127]

Agree lol

[@keatonburton6064]

Sorry, Calculon. It gives me no joy to do this, because Clamps is doing it. Clamps, here are you new clamps.

[@shadowking1380]

“You trying to steal from the Don Bot?” “I’m trying but he ain’t making it easy” a funny and ballsy reply 😂

[@aliostrowski1935]

Donbot laughs and offers bender a hob

[@AsianMan_45]

*Amused Laughing*

[@genocide6154]

Not a smart move

[@Skankhunt42....]

"Aren't you the leader of the robot mafia? Allegedly..." That one kills me lol

[@jeremytung1632]

I love that apparently the robot mafia is just these three, and yet they still somehow manage to terrorize everybody.

[@Duval-In-The-Wall]

Three is always enough for a competent organization

[@nonpondo_]

It's 3 robots, the only person to defeat clamps is zoidberg once

[@demi-femme4821]

They do have Clamps.

[@primeofthejustices7127]

Nah they are gangster lol

[@Ded-Nside3825]

They’re not even subtle about it being only the three of them.

[@Cyberbrickmaster1986]

"Committing crimes that may be against the law." I'm pretty sure that's underestimating how the law works.

[@theseproblemsmatter1]

Politicians and Elites be like

[@1TheVelociraptor]

crimes not against the law are crimes that abuse legal voids

[@TheDeathmail]

No, it's how it works... it's just that they know how to cover the tracks... at least enough that we can't prosecute them....

[@daibo0ne]

Depends on the lawyer.

[@monarch_9634]

who you working for? the feds?

[@salsamancer]

Kudos to the voice actor for delivery on that "File not found" line

[@mkultra2456]

Same guy who voiced the Brain in Pinky and the Brain.

[@deadweaselsteve3262]

The 1990s in three words.

[@iwannahavearockstar2994]

I like the twist where he does show Mercy but just gives them a warning(by robot standards). The robot who borrowed money from him just needs to get a new shell door.

[@TrateMusic]

That couplet of dialogue may be one of the best written lines in television history, delivered with utter perfection

[@connormcginnis8420]

That and I actually LOL'ed at "Well, well, well! Whadya have 'ere? Serious, what is it?"

[@SharpVCN]

I love how he asked bender to drive his wife home despite his car being self-driving

[@Maltesfilm]

Well there was nothing to be suspicious of, so why not?

[@weezact7]

Actually, given that she's the wife of a powerful (presumably) mafia Don, she's a pretty big target. Bender was probably meant as security. Or as someone to talk to so she doesn't get bored because when you're that fucking rich and powerful (presumably) you may as well have a lackey keep your wife company.

[@thiagodeandrade7081]

Not to mention report on her.

[@Red-Hood]

Lol

[@AkashDasYT323]

Nice observation

[@QuarkGamingLLC]

This guy has the makings of a varsity athlete, it says so on his owner’s manual

[@animock3051]

Here we go

[@driplerthadripper]

@Earth of Space he's only as good as his last envelope you know that

[@kikolapersona]

Dont tell me more, he is also really good at shining your shoes

[@matthewrascoe8690]

Clamps, go get your f@&$ing shine box

[@Bogdan-J420R]

*Robotic Giggle* 🤖😂

[@hartzy.]

My favourite lines of Donbot's is "You call this a table? You call THIS a table? I wouldn't even hit a guy over the head with this table!" And "Huh, I like this guy's lack of style."

[@thegoat5141]

Mine would be: "Their desire to keep living shows me no respect."

[@mkultra2456]

"We're the robot mafia. The entire... robot mafia."

[@shyguygaming5397]

“Now, since we’ll be committing crimes which may be against the law, I suggest you have an alibi.”

[@LunalovaniaGaming]

Lolol

[@supersaiyanzero386]

Same. Table

[@adamwelch4336]

Don bot was never made with a mercy file!😈

[@goombaman2286]

It got misspelled as merky

[@theseproblemsmatter1]

Same with Politicians

[@ahmadyogi1340]

He just need to install it with sudo pacman -S mercy

[@easytiger6570]

More like 👾

[@zacharyrollick6169]

It was deleted by his father, who was permanently glitched into the abusive drunk subroutine.

[@darkbrightnorth]

The most realistic commentary on the mafia ever made.

[@charliefarmer4365]

Polite note: ‘Mafia’ is a derogatory term

[@Colayith]

@@charliefarmer4365 Well they are historically all murderers who took advantage of people, so using "La Cosa Nostra" is a bit too flattering

[@sabrina63]

@@charliefarmer4365 Polite note: murderers don't deserve respect

[@Nekophiliac]

@@charliefarmer4365 Mafia has pretty much become synonymous for “organized crime family/gang” across the world. Saying “Mafia” is much faster than “organized crime family”.

[@Nordique777]

@@charliefarmer4365 who gives a shit, the Mafia did horrible things to people I hope they are offended

[@twinklefartdoogleberry]

3:05 10 year old me when I realise how similar Santa’s handwriting looks to my parents’ handwriting

[@ingen_nate_kenny6588]

1:13 one of my favorite jokes in Futurama.

[@denyhaguilar679]

You gave me a 20

[@mindriot91_96]

@@denyhaguilar679 Hey, you earned that 50 bucks

[@soupbane1688]

"I like you kid. Here's sumthing for your trouble. *_i s m o n e y."_*

[@droidking3907]

@@denyhaguilar679 I did? Oh I’m sorry I meant to… hey wait a minute *slowly starts laughing*

[@PoletBally]

The donbot itself found it funny.

[@cannondorf]

“Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew.” Is hands down my favorite Donbot joke

[@TellEmB290]

I love how absurdly trusting he is

[@lancepino4192]

"Don Bot please I will pay you back, as soon as you lend me more money"

[@davidwuhrer6704]

It's called a default swap. It's a real thing.

[@destroyerblackdragon]

I wanna see the don bot and Fat Tony together.

[@zileantimekeeper7464]

You mean fit fat tony

[@bluecanine3374]

@@zileantimekeeper7464 it's like Skinner being Armin Tamnzerian, you're supposed to forget about it and pretend it doesn't exist

[@thomaschitham3487]

I'm pretty sure there was a official crossover comic where that happened. EDIT: There is. Called Crossover Crisis. I'm pretty sure it's in Crossover Crisis II.

[@MrDrivingFaster]

One of Fat Tonys henchmen is voiced like Clamps.

[@cjgoodman7663]

Joey mousepad and clamps are supposed to be Legs and Louie

[@juancarloscuaocastellanos8813]

0:27 "That's a lot of De Niros." 😂

[@Darkstar263]

"Their desire to keep living shows me no respect."

[@thedatatreader]

1:51 Great low-key joke where the judge refers to the Don for whether to allow a mistrial. These subtle bits were the best part of this show.

[@liquidlethe]

low key? thats literally the punchline of the scene

[@thedatatreader]

@@liquidlethe What I mean, is they don't call attention to it. You'd think the "jury tampering" was the punchline based on what you see in the scene based on how the characters react to it.

[@Whiteboykun]

Yeah it's easy to miss

[@AthosJosue]

It was a good joke but it wasn't subtle like at all xDD

[@DoctorCyan]

@@liquidlethe If you don't know how courts work, you probably wouldn't notice a punchline happening. Thats how most of their math and science jokes work too.

[@soupbane1688]

"Thats a lot ah _d a h n e a r o ' s_ " Also props to the writers for making some of the funniest jokes on tv

[@dennisdoodlez]

Can you explain this one to me pls

[@SpeakMouthWords]

@@dennisdoodlez There's a lot of currencies that have names like "dinar", "denari". The old Roman currency was called "Denarius". So this is a sound that sounds like money. But also, it sounds like Robert DeNiro's surname DeNiro, who starred in some classic mafia movies like Goodfellas and the Godfather Part II.

[@DrivewayToad]

@@SpeakMouthWordsAlso, since it’s the future, it’s possible that Robert DeNiro is the face of one of the dollar bills in that time period. Similar to how “Grants” and “Franklins” reference $50 and $100 bills respectively.

[@SpeakMouthWords]

@@DrivewayToad On returning to this I've realised that deniro is also just Spanish for money lol

[@Taylor_Wolfe115]

“Hey you think this computes over here?” Haha I’m a use that one

[@mindriot91_96]

Love that line!

[@Taylor_Wolfe115]

@@mindriot91_96 I still use this line my wife hates me for that lol

[@swansonskull3154]

You trying to steal from the Don bot?

[@shyguygaming5397]

@@swansonskull3154 I’m trying, but he’s not making it easy.

[@mindriot91_96]

Get a load of the ball bearings on this guy!

[@theseproblemsmatter1]

"Committing crimes that may be against the law." Politicians and Elites be like

[@typingcat]

Joe Biden mandating eviction moratorium.

[@gandalf8216]

@@typingcat A global tax.

[@darkbrightnorth]

@@typingcat nothing constitutionally or legally wrong with that.

[@darkbrightnorth]

@@gandalf8216 needed because of mass tax avoidance by the billionaires.

[@walterpelaez1146]

Didn’t you comment this under the comment above ?

[@deletedplzdelete779]

He's a more honest man than most, don't deny!

[@Jack74656]

3:54 those are 1920's machine guns. Past the year 3000. Old school live forever.

[@thescottishkarter6151]

All fall to hard ball. The classics never go out of style.

[@vitainanis]

I think they’re laser versions of the Tommy gun which is so cool

[@mrpopsful]

"Here's something for your trouble. It's money."

[@zroutube]

We sometimes quote this line with my brother when we are handling money 😂

[@jarnodatema]

“We’re the robot mafia. The entire robot mafia.” I love how their entire criminal organization is just 3 guys lol. Also there was someone who for some reason programmed a robot to act like a mob boss.

[@BigSamWin]

Robots are more efficient after all

[@HeliosThunderPlays]

“File not found” Only a robot can say that and can make sound intimidating and threatening.

[@matthijsrietveld6051]

One of my favorite recurring characters

[@mindriot91_96]

Hell yeah, I love the Donbot!

[@zacharyrollick6169]

The way the judge asks the Don for permission. Lol

[@DirtCheapFU]

Motion denied.

[@PhantoMace2012]

Clamps: Hey, you trying to steal from the DonBot? Bender: I’m TRYING but he’s not making it easy! I Love Bender and his in your face snarkiness!

[@ryanplays0212]

Even the biggest mafia men can have a sense of humor

[@harrytyrrell2124]

“Since we’ll be committing crimes which may be against the law” I love that line

[@ryankz1177]

Whoever created Donbot is a fucking genius….

[@Suchwerewolf]

“This is my beloved wife Fanny, whose honour I would proudly defend with a power drill” 😂 the writing of this show is just 👌

[@BigSamWin]

I loved that 😂 so dark lol

[@SadButter]

3:03 Bandits in skyrim be like:

[@victorhernandez8723]

I never realized Maurice LaMarche played so many different characters in Futurama.

[@lordrwolfen2700]

4:02 Donbot: Is the Sopranos on? Also Donbot: I'll watch it later

[@renranger2135]

I think the DonBot is my favorite interpretation of a mob boss. When he’s not being hilarious he’s surprisingly patient and understanding. The kind of murderous felon you’d want to hang out with.

[@anshuldwivedi1919]

Since we may be committing crimes which may be against the law

[@ogrejd]

@0:45 - Gotta love it when Maurice LaMarche is talking to himself, eh? :)

[@theclandestinewitness]

I miss this show. I wish it could come back.

[@oiggie3278]

It will in 2023

[@acrossthevioletsky]

Well have I got GOOD NEWS for you!

[@Wishmaster787]

Days

[@GOAT_GOATERSON]

"Good news everyone!"

[@gabrielmendivil5]

0:48 Fun Fact: Maurice LaMarch is speaking to himself 😂

[@binladenschoppa5863]

“We the robot mafia are prepared to lend you ten thousand dollars at an interest rate of ten thousand percent “ DAYYYUM 😂😂

[@polemikful]

ill pay you back as soon as you lend me some more money lol

[@ProfessorArt1]

I've used that phrase

[@N1k4_Gr1v]

(Rhetorical said) Whats he gonna do with all that money? By a new coat and hat?

[@John_Smith_Dumfugg]

"this is my beloved wife fanny, whose honor I would proudly defend with a power drill" That line goes incredibly hard

[@ricksullo557]

Bender conning the donbot 🤣🤣

[@joseaca1010]

"Clamps, break something over his head" "everything in here is already broken" "find the least broken object and use that"

[@Blarnix]

I love how everything that Donbot says is legally okay

[@eternal-sailor6916]

"Klunk" Now, I am suspicious

[@BmeBenji]

“Hey boss! This here crew list lists a robot on this crew here” Joey Mousepad is disgustingly underrated

[@KingOfElectricNinjas]

Every organisation has the one quietly competent person holding the whole thing together.

[@pity4777]

Listen to my boss words. This supercut is really well put together

[@Purpylon]

"See this gun? *crushes it* That's what i'm gonna do to Bender if he wins."

[@Despond]

"I'll pay you back as soon as you lend me more money" Can't argue with that logic.

[@toainsully]

3:51 Favourite scene

[@gloomydoomy-d9t]

0:40 hello my singing monsters fandom

[@peytonreed937]

Heh. Rare wubbox.

[@slime9284]

Hello

[@jesxxenexy2833]

"File not found...." best line ever

[@wesleymiles8756]

Futurama's robot gags are truly something special

[@KingXJAnon]

2:43 When a pest is in your home.

[@cjgoodman7663]

“Hey, boss, this here crew list, lists a robot on this crew here.”

[@Luizanimado]

He looks like Marlon Brando, but talks like Robert de Niro

[@youtubeandroid1194]

With the current inflation rate 8mil would probably be worthless 1000 years in the future.

[@commenturthegreat2915]

Ever heard about changing currencies?

[@schwenda3727]

@@commenturthegreat2915 New, New York; New, New dollars…

[@Br3ttM]

Yeah, but what effect does knocking civilization back to the dark ages *twice* have on inflation?

[@albinocj969]

We’re also forgetting about the exchange rates between planets and galaxies and others things in space.

[@RabbiHerschel]

Let's go, Brandon!

[@JIMBO8472]

Donbot:"here's something for your trouble....its money" XD

[@silky9421]

“Dats ova 8 million bucks, dats alotta dineros”

[@Astinction]

Yh boy thank you for uploading this top stuff who don't love the robot mafia

[@dazz14gooner]

"Alright, shoot him blind Joe" had me dying 😂😂😂

[@nateds7326]

Maurice Lamarche is so good as Don Bot. Everytime he says amything with that deadpan delivery it kills me.

[@OskarrMason]

He sounds like he knows a guy who knows a guy

[@billwhite515]

Love that voices are portrayed by lights

[@Judo593]

Jury tampering! Can we all appreciate the many layers to that joke 😂

[@l9m241]

"You can keep that 50 bucks" "You gave me a 20" "Alright lemme just...oh wait a minute"

[@paradox...]

Plug him then... *unplug him.* 💀

[@drugsAreCrazy-yx6ft]

😮😮😮

[@dragorespillerofblood4884]

0:31 I love that part.

[@marvelgeek9577]

“Don Bot, I beg you! I can’t make this week’s loan payment. Look into your hard drive and open your mercy file.” “File not found.”

[@taekwoncat9803]

I love donbot. I love his accent and his sense of humor... even tho he is a mafia... I am not a big fan of mafias, but Don Bot here sure has a sense of humor

[@issicbahena828]

“I’ll pay you back as soon as you loan me more money” 💀

[@gabrielnavia-d3m]

0:28 👍🏻

[@geronimo8159]

"Look into your heart-drive, and open your mercy-file!"

[@Vigilante9033]

“…file not found”

[@NoriMori1992]

0:49 "I'll pay you back as soon as you lend me some more money" 😂

[@kelvincalloway5968]

Clamps' frustrated muttering was the icing on the cake. Lmao!

[@Prookles]

"Lend you $10,000 at an interest rate of 10,000%" 🤣

[@giorgioantonioninniriva633]

" I'll pay you back as soon you lend me some money" ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[@aerisgainsborough2141]

Love how The Don's password was "Snake" the game!!!

[@t_buddski4672]

3:00 I always love how LONG Donbot was not suspicious till that,it's dumb but funny

[@tsarfox3462]

The joke of them unloading 3 Tommy guns on other robots as a warning will never stop being funny.

[@IAWIA5]

Fat Tony but with a robotic twist, I love it

[@sandhilltucker]

2:00 😂

[@RyanKufang1]

Hey u trying to steal from the Don bot?? I’m trying but he’s not making it easy

[@merbst]

Donbot: a leader I can trust!

[@ReuploadArchivist]

2:53 I lose my shit at Bender’s pretend drive-by and that frame of donbot looking like he’s not buying it.

[@American-Zero]

Look into your hard drive and open your mercy file..

[@carloz1536]

File not found.

[@Patrick.Weightman]

I love thought that the mafia built and programmed these robots for whatever reason

[@DemonicAdj]

Robot crime's gotta have a robot mafia

[@Mister-Red]

3:39 seriously what is that?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ColdJamiy]

3:36

[@shinewherethouwillandthouh7455]

Richard Pryor once told a story of how he tried to stick a bunch of mobsters with a cap gun and they laughed their asses off and took him out for fried food and then told him not to do crime.

[@AttilatheThrilla]

Anyone else notice the Robot Mafia never successfully killed anyone/ robot??

[@mr.x2567]

Maybe they have off screen

[@abduljah9355]

Clamps destroys a whole room filled with robots in his video but the DonBot wasn't there to see it.

[@ytmndman]

@@abduljah9355 Bella also killed Billy West, and I guess you could say she's technically part of the mafia if it's a family business

[@ruphite9521]

Donbot is my favorite robot in this show lol

[@Horseygirl535]

Same here 😄👍

[@AMASSIVELOSER]

clAAAAAmps