Season 03 of Futurama was Genius (Part 3)

[@jeremytessier5316]

The subplot of Zoidberg breaking the bottle, framing Fry, and dealing with his unbearable guilt is one of the greatest sub-plots in Futurama history. I appreciate you including the whole thing in here!

[@kempiskindofabigdeal]

It is actually my favorite collection of scenes in the entire show I fucking die laughing every time I see it 😂

[@bon-chan7197]

So he shouldn't be on Santa's good list

[@alistercaddy1208]

Hell yeah, dude. My thoughts exactly.

[@dragontear134]

the unbearable guilt of prying a man of juicy turkey is too much for him.

[@TarotVylan]

@@bon-chan7197 He literally committed seppuku as atonement for his sins (then immediately framed Fry again, lol)

[@zakbax7259]

“Oww!! Fire hot!” “The Professy will help! *WAAH!!* Fire *indeed* hot!”

[@mcfixer9503]

the scientific method

[@GuukanKitsune]

"He's been down there too long. I'm going in after him!" "PROFESSOR! LAVA! HOT!"

[@leociresi4292]

Leela:”This! You for this!”

[@BillyShamsReal]

4:11 I'm enamored with the way Calculon turns his head around

[@OriginalNameDefinitelyOriginal]

"spin"

[@alistersinclair4600]

Fry was really gonna spend his last $10 on a commemorative turkey baster lmao

[@MadnessIncVP]

And yet, it fits Fry to do that. Whether you call him ‘dumb’ (first ‘brain spawn’ episode, before the ‘I’m my own grandpa’ business could be used) or ‘childish’ (Leela did the latter, after calling him “very sweet”)

[@axiezimmah]

Did he somehow spend billions in season 1 and 2? How was he down to his last 10 dollars?

[@oatmeal710]

@@axiezimmah he ran out of his billions the same episode he got them

[@freelancer42]

I know it's not a Zoidberg episode, but that episode with the bottle is still my favorite Zoidberg episode

[@thJune-ze7dn]

It's a Zoidberg bottle episode

[@streamofconsciousness5826]

Actually Olympus Mons is so big you would not know you were climbing a mountain (except one part of one side), or when you reached the top (with out machines to measure). When its on the horizon it fills the horizon.

[@althelor]

Wait, seriously? I'm guessing that the mountain is also not that steep, which is why you wouldn't know you were climbing it? But the idea that it looks flat when you're at the top because of how huge the mountain is is kinda mind blowing.

[@jonnyc429]

I think the steepness is only about 5% but over a huge area

[@streamofconsciousness5826]

@@althelor Yeah, it's not really a Mountain but more of a protuberance,

[@davidteachout1888]

@@jonnyc429 Yup the not very steep slope of the mountain combined with how much it fills your view would make it seem like you weren't traveling up at all.

[@thesapphiredragon8568]

@@althelor it has 7 mile shear cliffs around its edge and then slopes up for the rest of its height towards the 50 mile wide caldera at the peak

[@Taijifufu]

... Then the *LARGE* women. ... Then the _petite_ women. ... Then the *LARGE* women again. 😰

[@leociresi4292]

Fun fact, Femputer is voiced by Golden Girl Beatrice Arthur!

[@tonoornottono]

i like that zoidberg COULD have just written “i hate bottles” on fry’s shirt, but instead he eats the shirt and replaces it with an identical one that says i hate bottles. the first thing would have been funny on its own but i like that they went a step further.

[@TheBcoolGuy]

I love the lobster!

[@karenfan010]

either way it works.

[@SpaceCase132]

You have to love those types of jokes where they give you Punchline A or Punchline B, only to gift you with Punchline J.

[@alexbowlin7044]

he was hungry

[@samalvey8168]

"This society is a bunch of idiots." One sentence that will never cease to be relevant.

[@UnderscoreZeroLP]

TRUE HUMANS JUST GET DUMBER AND DUMBER… oh wait they actually don’t

[@PuchuKt]

DUUUUDE THEY WERE AHEAD OF THEIR TIME!!!!! 🤓

[@MajorMlgNoob]

@@PuchuKt lol no people have always been and will always be idiots

[@KCKingdomCreateGreatTrekAgain]

Scientifically speaking as a whole humanity IS getting dumber.

[@BoxStudioExecutive]

@@KCKingdomCreateGreatTrekAgain no it’s just you

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

God, season 3 and 4 really were just above and beyond, I loved them so much.

[@zakbax7259]

“The President is dead. Congratulations, Mr. President!” “NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”

[@henriettakelchner5089]

My youngest son Paul introduced me to this program...and I think it is fantabulous...I rate this as a great flick!!! 👍♥️👍♥️👍

[@brandonmaddox4862]

He stole my clover He stole my name And he stole my life Ow! And now he broke my hand His legend lives on

[@Laserbeak316]

7:18 for some reason, I’ve been replaying that bit where Bender destroys the piano in my head for years. It’s just too damn funny.

[@chancepayne3013]

Same! It's me with a guitar too! 🤣 I think all musicians feel that rage!

[@harmonicajay91]

I think my favorite part of the broken bottle subplot is Zoidberg saying "I can never repay his ten dollars". It shows how utterly destitute he is.

[@MasterArchfiend]

I like that Zoidberg has personal stationery.

[@Ronn_V]

"when the professor finds out, he'll tear me a new cloaca" 💀

[@candlestyx8517]

"Oh right, they can swim, it's all coming back to me now" 😂😂

[@KCKingdomCreateGreatTrekAgain]

I'm going to remind him of his humanity in the way only a woman can.

[@scruffy85]

You‘re going to do his laundry?

[@KCKingdomCreateGreatTrekAgain]

SLAP!!

[@doughiley1605]

Are you going to do his laundry! Cracks me up every time! ❤️

[@SunstriderGames-cx7vr]

*Gets Kissed* BEEP

[@Sam-pv1hz]

"I'm sad now" is one of the best 🤣

[@szlacha4]

I love the last scene on this video. I can see that Matt Groening and other people involved in making Futurama did their homework. Look how the engines work.

[@thegreendragon5390]

That "Plagues with better opening nights" line aged eerily well.

[@user-bf6gz8ej4o]

The only eery thing is that you think covid was as dangerous as the plaque. You might be sick but it's not your body...

[@TurboMMaster]

The devilery of "fire hot scene" nails it.

[@tryhardfinessedyou]

His legend lives ooooon.

[@lyingcat9022]

I hate when my lead pipe hurts a little!

[@lunardr4gn828]

I love the noise Zoidberg makes when he breaks the ship in the bottle

[@rodolfochavezarellano6037]

-You don't worry about blank, I'll worry about blank -Good, I would have also accepted, "blank? Blank?!! You're not looking at the big picture here" Brilliant

[@TheBigclay03]

Don't you worry about Planet Express, let me worry about blank😂

[@jtrevor99]

I just noticed he called Fry a "hyperchondriac", not "hypochondriac". Nice touch.

[@DrHundTF2]

What’s the difference?

[@TaCo0oCaT]

@@DrHundTF2 Shouldn't you know, DOCTOR?! It's basically the exact opposite. They think they are fine and healthy, even if their is actual proof that they are sick

[@DrHundTF2]

@@TaCo0oCaT I'm a doctor alright. In evil science, not medical! (this is just a game username, I play medic on TF2, so it was more fitting)

[@TaCo0oCaT]

@@DrHundTF2 Ah. A fellow student of the dark arts. Well, carry on then Herr Doktor

[@yunglink992]

@@DrHundTF2 idk if anyone told you, but hyper and hypo are opposite prefixes. A hypochondriac is someone who overplays sickness, and feels like they’re sick even when they’re completely fine. Conversely then, a hyperchondriac, which isn’t a real word I don’t think, would be someone who downplays any illness.

[@stproducciones9140]

the Amazonia episode marked a generation of men.

[@thegoatcarnival]

The episode where Bender becomes God is one of my favorites.

[@conelybiscuit4985]

the depiction of God as a series of binary signals that only form a coherent message when viewed at the exact point in space Bender happens to find himself in is legit my favorite version of him in anything ever

[@AJHyoton]

There is not a single character, regular or oneshot, in Futurama that I find unlikeable. However, Zoidberg delivering the line, "I CAN NEVER REPAY HIM HIS TEN DOLLARS!" It's just one of those things that can tickle my funny bone anytime, even when it is hard to reach. PS-- I am drunk right now

[@lazlo686]

Kif?

[@seanjackson4571]

I am also drunk.

[@eliottdeletraz97]

Are you bender ?

[@AJHyoton]

@@eliottdeletraz97 I sure am as great as Bender. AJ is great! Oh AJ is great!! Now for some more wholesome, nutritious alcohol

[@AJHyoton]

@@lazlo686 Well, Kif may be a sponge, but Amy loves him so yeah. Kif too is likeable. Cubert was obnoxious in his first episode, but he grew on me.

[@jimstan1795]

beautiful, large and petite woman are exactly the same size. lol. luv that humor.

[@DJB0X3R]

Now I am leaving comment for no raisin.

[@Aperiianuam]

This is gold

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

You sure you don't want at least one raisin?

[@anonygent]

If you no raisin, you standin' pat or foldin'?

[@SunstriderGames-cx7vr]

DJBOX3R is am the greetest

[@dantebayer919]

5:27 i didn't realise that they only brought the shovel to hit him, and then started digging with their hands

[@ezraeccles1773]

I get excited every time you upload, thank you for what you do

[@NoriMori1992]

6:42 I love how everyone gasps as if they have any context whatsoever for this confession 😂

[@brainstorm623]

1:34 ...I still feel jealous of Kif.

[@sanjuan627]

Same

[@nuii700]

@@sanjuan627 maybe thats why zap always try and get rid of kiff cause zapp's mega jealous of kiff

[@abhay4147]

Zapp has never tried to get rid of Kiff. Even when they were headed into certain death, he abandoned Leela, Bender and Fry and only took Kif with him

[@nuii700]

@@abhay4147 true well i dunno why zapp can go traitorous ... oh wait just to lie and get credit and fame......

[@berylbell8452]

@@abhay4147 he put him in a little kiddie space suit and jumped ship

[@Zaaphod]

You missed a scene where they worship the Wall of Prophecies. "We shall read things off you!" "And do them" "Your words guide us!" "We are dumb"

[@panner11]

It wasn't missed. That scene was in part one of this.

[@kinglegault]

Just hit me Amy's family owes everything to fry's family. If fry's nephew would have never went to Mars, they would not own mars.

[@PaperbackWizard]

Oh, right, they can swim. It's all coming back to me now.

[@chillvgm]

wangle a new dangle on liiiife

[@kristenburnout1]

*OOOOOOOOOAHH!!!*

[@waldemardaninsky25]

”He’s whipping angels now” hahaha

[@JohnathanSquarePantsStudios]

Yeah Season 3 was my Favorite Futurama Season.

[@DYNEsama]

It's subtle but I always get a kick out of it, when Calculon's movie ends and he twists his head around to check the rest of the audience

[@edkorian]

The occasional vhs glitch makes this compendium excellent.

[@salsathemonkey22]

i have gotten jobs using the "if you're doing things right, people won't be sure you're doing anything at all." line

[@Tigerman1138]

The Fem-puter was more advanced than the iPhone XR

[@leociresi4292]

Earth people steal green kissy man!

[@VicariousReality7]

6:50 Hahahahahaha that perfect cut

[@jarnodatema]

4:12 i like the detail of Calculon twisting his head 360 degrees

[@RA-dq4ro]

”That’s not Earth” haha

[@AmeiWasHere]

"Those are waves jackass, it's supposed to be a river!"

[@inanimatesum4945]

I love that Bender still knows he can bend bars all the way from episode 1

[@davidwuhrer6704]

Bending _is_ his middle name.

[@Shadowtail292]

“That sword cost 5 thousand dollarrrr”

[@TheMattastic]

"I can never repay him his ten dollars, so I must take the only honourable path, what with the killing myself." The way he says it is just so funny.

[@randymarshislorde]

I wonder, do you guys think that the reason Bender said he was enjoying his thousand years in the sand has to do with his computational power? Bear with me, I think it's possible that Bender may have created a simulated universe and dived into it to live the next 1,000 years in his own private world. The reason I guessed that is because it's odd that he didnt get lonely with all that time by himself. Also he is a robot created 1,000 years in the future. As such, I think it's reasonable to assume he'd have the technological requirements to do something like that.

[@MadnessIncVP]

Intelligence, in a KZbin comments section. Miracles can happen.

[@plasmabasher]

“What was it like lying in that hole for a thousand years?” “I was enjoying it until you guys showed up.” Perfectly encapsulates what Immortality is actually like. You eventually accept the inevitability of being stuck somewhere forever, and feel cold once you leave that place you’ve been in for so long. Call it a funny joke or a typical ‘Bender quip’, but I believe this is just a testament to how he’s capable of accepting others, and possibly himself.

[@bertiesaurus]

No one knows what immortality is like it’s just a guess downie

[@sntslilhlpr6601]

@@bertiesaurus I think The Man From Earth is a pretty good look at this concept. Imagine never seeing your children grow up past their teens because you had to skip town before people realized you weren't aging. Also, any movie that is basically people in one room talking but actually keeps my attention is worth watching (like 12 Angry Men).

[@travisreid9530]

@@sntslilhlpr6601 Pshaw more like 12 Angry Meh

[@harley8047]

3:06 His Legend lives on!

[@Mayor_Of_Eureka17]

"He's whipping angels now."

[@dakotacox10]

"*sob* He's whipping angels now"

[@AdmiralSpaceballs]

Ahhh Amazonia , one day we will discover it !

[@setcheck67]

7:30 this part right here is the most savage thing Bender has ever said.

[@KCKingdomCreateGreatTrekAgain]

My lead pipe hurts a little.

[@Road_Code]

"Ask not for whom the bone bones... it bones for thee" - Bender Bending Rodriguez

[@Im-BAD-at-satire]

As we learned from past misconceptions about ancient Egypt as it turns out the people who worked on construction of the pyramids weren't slaves but rather paid workers, they got buried near the pyramids even.

[@TheLastRaven6]

Yes that that wasn't ancient Egypt. It was a planet basing their ideas off what the Mainstream stereotypes were, Ironically they chant this loudly with "Free us from thought." Also the joke of Abott and costlo meet the mummy helps really sink it in.

[@nekozombie]

your profile is wild

[@kommunevonberlin7611]

Interestingly these paid Workers also made the first recorded Strike in history

[@sirg-had8821]

I'm walkin on sunshine!! Oh oh oh OOOHHHHH!!!!!

[@nickbarber3315]

“Now I’m sad” 😂

[@elmaster27428]

Oh no Professor will hit me. Lmao

[@eliottdeletraz97]

7:49 Fry : Lela. You are back. Listen, this planet become so dumb. I have no idea what to do that I am stressing you now. Lela : you for this. Fry : thanks "blowing his nose with the paper".

[@julianbalenzano6432]

Did anyone else get emotional when watching the Clover Episode?! It can’t just be ME!!🥲

[@peter150591]

Zoidberg: What have I DDOOOOONNNEEE 😂

[@ffionlewis5394]

What episode is the one where Fry thinks he is a robot and Leela kisses him?

[@terrance3218]

"Insane in the Mainframe". Season 3, episode 11.

[@ffionlewis5394]

@@terrance3218 Thanks

[@Woofwoof1929]

I used to not like zoidburg, but over time I've grown to like him. Bender will always be my fav tho

[@MadnessIncVP]

> I used to not like Zoidburg You’re on the naughty list, for that opinion, and for spelling Zoidberg wrong. Prepare for the halls to be decked, with your guts.

[@kaos421]

I love this show

[@ch3t117]

Purple head got 2022 swag

[@thewanderingartists]

The president is dead. Congratulations Mr president! Lmao

[@spunkybrewster1972]

"REMEMBER ME" "REMEMBER ME" "REMEMBER ME"

[@zoicon5]

I like the term "recombobulate".

[@r_r_rye2441]

"Oh no! Professor will hit me!"

[@dmath1490]

""THAT SWORD COST 5 THOUSAND DOLLU!"

[@leociresi4292]

Thumbnail, Bender:” Oh, cruel fate! To be thusly boned!”

[@Scatt2k7]

5000 THOUSAND DOLLU 😂😂😂.

[@eliottdeletraz97]

2:25 not the best evil laugh, but still good.

[@Useless831]

Nice

[@the_chubby_jedi9189]

I really don't want them to reboot the series again the 6 series finales were fine enough for me

[@MadnessIncVP]

2:05 _”Bon JOUR, y’all!”_ 4:20 I’ve just noticed the clock. It says 5 to 12. What do we think, folks? 5 to midnight, or 5 to midday? 7:12 - 7:19 I never quite know how to explain this one, but I like it.

[@velvetbutterfly]

I think it's 5 to noon because Fry showered

[@Bigrignohio]

". . . Then the large women again".

[@damianothegamer8319]

On hulu that episode with zuberg breaking the boat is season 4 episode 11, so is it season 3 and hulu fucked up or this video?

[@velvetbutterfly]

It is the final episode of the 3rd season according to the wiki

[@MrDynomite135]

@2:02 THAT'S ME BOI

[@Sclumsy]

Is there anyone else who can read the Alienese alphabet from this show and tries to translate each and every hidden sentence?

[@daniapfel2825]

0:02 Oh man !

[@theplasmatron3306]

wait... what would the robot do?

[@toaztelg]

Let me worry about blank.

[@guywhowatchesvideos-z2e]

How did bender hear the piano in a vacume? How did the tiny worshiper hear his commandments? I can assume he translates the vibrations into sound within his own computer, but that still leaves the second question unanswered

[@rhythmicallydifficult5693]

I'm sure they knew about that problem(30 PhD lol) but the episode was too good to remove

[@emeraldmann1329]

There's an offhand line in another episode that there 'used to be no sound in space', implying the laws of sound just changed at some point so people could hear in space.

[@guywhowatchesvideos-z2e]

@@emeraldmann1329Well, I guess they did manage to increase the speed of light in 2208. Perhaps they tossed in universal atmosphere for shits and giggles

[@Jaxvidstar]

Maybe the worshippers from the vibration coming from his body and they read his mouth?

[@LugborG]

If there’s no other sound, like in space, you can actually hear the vibrations traveling through your suit. It’s not very loud, and it doesn’t explain how Bender’s people were breathing, but it’s not impossible.

[@torakunoichi]

The thing with the clover was season 1 not three

[@velvetbutterfly]

You're mistaken

[@David-js6sg]

Me want snu snu!😊

[@Darthdoodoo]

That sword cost 5000 dolooo!

[@Azdingue]

Fry did it

[@garylazereyes4856]

2:00 mark has me rolling

[@KCKingdomCreateGreatTrekAgain]

Since when is he a the?

[@ninjafrog6966]

“you’re twice the THE he ever was”

[@aparksmusic]

*Beep!*

[@leociresi4292]

Bender:”Gonna sing me a little tale called the Battle of Waterloo”🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵🎵