1 hour of PERFECTLY CUT SCREAMS that feels like 5 minutes

[@MechanicMikan]

I feel like Poke and Beef are 2 halves of the same braincell

[@kittywithagun7742]

They deff do

[@Nixolodeon]

"little friend :)"

[@mebreevee]

They share one.

[@MicronOnline]

Lmao your comment got compliment by beef on his livestream

[@MechanicMikan]

@@MicronOnline Wait, what.

[@table2.0]

The streamer dressed as sonic taking a moment of silence when he thought the donator was serious about the story of a friend passing is just. It’s really nice and classy tbh.. even if it was turned into a joke, that’s just respectful

[@kaylabrownell1268]

Agreed

[@Dragonemperess]

45:33 An Elk. Moose have antlers that are like paddles. And elk sound like a rusty hinge.

[@venine_productions]

Moose also have much thicker snouts at the top

[@friendwasslainbyhamudi5062]

Their fur coats are darker, too!

[@cronusmetentis]

They’re also waaay bigger

[@Dragonemperess]

@@cronusmetentis They're walking tanks. Big buddies.

[@patch2932]

@@Dragonemperess Pretty sure that I heard somewhere that they’re one of the only animals you should swerve to avoid hitting on the road, because the car would only take out their legs and the moose would fall on top of your car and crush you to death.

[@NoraIconiq]

Wild spussy you guys are a riot had me laughing the entire video.

[@luisgaming4223]

Wild spussy

[@kittykatclaws1237]

Listening to Beef squeal in happiness when he sees an animal is the cutest I swear

[@SoupInTheWoods]

IKR

[@biggoofy]

Poke not beef

[@KingOfGaymes]

I like when he calls them a lil guy

[@jacksonlebeebunny506]

Fr

[@sammylazyboi1858]

I used to have a chihuahua named BMO, she was a fucking little angel, mostly because she used to be a stray, she only got into the "tiny demon" thing when she had pups, she was so gad damnned protective of them, she wouldn't let Toki (the father of the pups) near them, and would only really let you pet them with her supervision and not for that long, she was just a protective little rat not an agressive one

[@steviemaster]

same with ours! Our chihuahua girls are the cutest and most gentle little balls of joy... but then when they have pups you can see how hard they switch into mama-mode. They trust my mom because she helps them with birth and such... but then anyone else: my dad, siblings etc they all get the "don't you effing dare do anything i will rip all of your fingers off" stare when they pet the puppies. They never do anything and after a few weeks they get warm enough to be like "hey watch my kids thanks-" *naps next to the fireplace*

[@lukesmith8896]

My sister has a chihuahua named BMO

[@carlosemilio385]

Good job Fartanz, recycling is always good to save the world!

[@macalodon]

Frrr!! WildSpartanz going green!

[@fritzflitz]

Wildshartanz

[@MudhutStudiosOfficial]

Wildcartonz

[@InsanePigeon]

Wildspussy

[@KingOfGaymes]

WildShitz

[@Cxste11xn]

26:43 I'm pretty sure thats a nutria, so this what you do if you see one. If it's on your property, trap it- if it's on someone else's, ask them if you can trap it. Then you unalive it, as they're highly invasive/destructive in the USA so its illegal to release it. Then you chef it up. Nutria are strictly herbivores, so they're not only delicious, they're actually a super healthy meat to eat. Also, price may vary by state, but you'll get a bounty per nutria tail you hand over to your local Department of Fish & Wildlife, for instance my state is $6/tail(as long as you have a valid hunting liscense, which you can get short-term for like 2 days instead of a year, more of a hunting pass). Edit: 45:42 Y'ALL WERE SO CLOSE! It IS an elk!

[@thepandrbr]

WE RECYCLING TODAY HUH? GJ Fartanz, thats good for the enviroment

[@TheCat_3]

I was going to get a bit peeved at you but playlists do exist so yeah there really isn't a good reason for this unless there are sponsors and stuff cut out

[@hwilliams3930]

This is actually quite common for him. He usually just waits longer

[@KingOfGaymes]

Shartanz

[@tomatoman4786]

@@KingOfGaymes shartanz got vetoed

[@toxicstudiosyt4089]

Spartanz sounds like if swaggersouls and jschlatt had a child

[@faetheisen4423]

He really put his whole wildspussy in this

[@_.-._.-.]

Except he didn't because its just recycled content lmao

[@danboru_bakooo1966]

@@_.-._.-. but it is his wildpussy

[@CantFightTheNarwhals]

i want you to know i haven't been able to stop thinking about this comment since i read it 5 days ago. so thanks

[@jamasa007]

@@_.-._.-. Ç'est la vie

[@Arandomperson234]

Spussy

[@Funniman_stealerofuhhhh]

58:48 i love how the pinata flies at the camera like an enemy

[@bigsmoke.bigsmoke]

Thank you Brandon for supporting recycling, I and the planet itself are very gratefull

[@bitchasshoe8719]

LMFAO

[@bleu.cheeese3]

Can we please talk about how smart Beef is? Like, dude has the scientific explanation for EVERYTHING

[@Rathzul]

I swear to god, If I become the president of germany, I will deadass rename Toilets in germany from "Tolette" to "poopenfarten", you have my word!

[@goldenexperiencerequiem7747]

I don't know if that show it works, but go for it!

[@Rathzul]

@@goldenexperiencerequiem7747 I will rewrite history if I have to.

[@NephiylusBaphson]

@@Rathzul just a heads up, it didn't go that well for the last german dude that tried that

[@john.4987]

@@NephiylusBaphson Second times the charm?

[@lonesomewendigo]

@@john.4987 you mean third

[@x0blue339]

30:10 "Willbur Soot, I play guitar and shit like that" Had me cracking like my knuckles

[@deserteagle4488]

45:41 correction, that was a bull elk you can tell the difference because moose have wider heads and broader antlers

[@catchara1496]

And are like, 2 foot taller

[@icy_roulette]

@@catchara1496 and would be trying to crush the car and people inside it by that point

[@albigalloway4481]

Also, elk are the ones who scream.

[@bigcain212]

Sure its not a reindeer

[@deserteagle4488]

@@bigcain212 yes they have less pointy antlers

[@matthewcool7535]

36:31 no matter how many times I replay this, I can't not laugh.

[@redfiend8746]

This is good. I don't mind rewatching you guys shoot the shit, and these posts include vids I may have missed.

[@skypuppeteer]

45:49 Crying because Pokay GOT IT RIGHT- THAT'S AN ELK-

[@bowsmed]

The penis mushroom Brandon's talking about is Terrence McKenna's Penis Envy, and is one of, if not the strongest strain of psychedelic mushrooms. As an avid fan, user, and advocate for (responsible) use of shrooms I would kill to try them, alas I live in Ohio and also parent disappointingly poor

[@TechSupportDave]

Now u making me wanna try shrooms, except I have no idea where to get any. I'm also a broke college student so I think I'd have better chances just entering a random ass forest.

[@bowsmed]

@@TechSupportDave The most important thing is knowing your stuff. I'd highly recommend doing as much research as humanly possible before getting into any drug, though I will say as long as you're 100% certain they are in fact the right kind of shrooms, they're probably the safest psychedelic drug to try assuming you're mentally healthy. I personally have a dealer who gets them for me, but I'd suggest using a more... legal method. As long as you're responsible and well educated, you should have a safe, fun, informative, and even healing experience. I'm also more than willing to answer any questions about psychedelics in general, in thorough detail, if you haven't figured that out by now

[@mebreevee]

I probably would try a psychedelic, but I recognize I am on enough prescription medication for my mental health that it probably would react badly to one of them. That and baggage and lack of closure in some things could make that very negative for me. That being said, I really respect your mentality of the responsibility of use of psychedelics. As someone going into the mental health profession, the thoughts of others and perspective of others is fascinating to me. The culture of the use of hallucinogenic fungi is fascinating as well it is a large part of culture many ethnic groups in Africa, and Native groups around the world, if you ever want more fun trivia for your friends to look into!

[@uraverageskeleton6480]

Oh please we all know Ohio doesn’t exist

[@mebreevee]

@@uraverageskeleton6480 U right tho.

[@mr.apollo629]

48:45 I am no longer sleeping for the next 5 months, thanks

[@Mossious]

i am physically nauseous

[@tsmith4504]

I love how Grizzy and Smitty were in some of the clips

[@frogcasters]

I was looking for someone who noticed

[@dragonmaster9817]

40:32, alfaoxtrot somehow has made every single KZbinr laugh with his videos, he is literally comedy in its purest form

[@DaddyBlueJay3207]

The amount of animals that they get wrong…

[@nd35780]

Brandon acting like "hussy" isn't already a word... WILD SPUSSY.

[@isappycracks]

perfectly cut screams more like i drugged my friends once and forced them to watch the garfield movie with me

[@NoxDolore]

Explain yourself sir ITS BEEN 9 DAYS ***EXPLAIN***

[@isappycracks]

@@NoxDolore so i was making meth and one of my friends got the new garfield movie so yeah you know the rest

[@memehistorianj]

26:41 THAT is a muskrat. Think a beaver, but looks more like a rat

[@memesandmore6198]

I was about to comment the exact same thing

[@mangoqribbit8699]

pokes giggling brings me so much joy

[@indigolatte444]

16:00 that kid actually doing that is such a good feeling for them let them screech hell yeahhhh 🤣

[@KuroNoUsagi]

I know there is some recycling there but WILD SPUSSY LESGOOOOO

[@fatboysgarage7984]

That film they put on his tattoo is to protect it and help it stay clean so it doesn't get infected. Food wrap will work also, but it needs to be changed out every few hours to prevent sweat buildup which can make the ink run.

[@CallofFreaky]

That thumbnail is a mood

[@Emwiww]

Yeaaahhhh

[@isappycracks]

what kind of mood? *takes pills* oh hell yeah this is a mo *falls down cus uh oh it was not pills it was rat poison*

[@CallofFreaky]

@@isappycracks Rat poison works too

[@sp_here9]

16:09 (captions) yes wonderful music right there

[@anxia-tea5846]

0:20 I gotta find that original clip bro it’s way too funny

[@Blender.bunker]

3:47 OOO O OO O OOO O O O OO O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O OOO O O OOO

[@P0T80S]

My cat is literally laying in my lap using my foot as a pillow right now being the sweetest boy

[@-desertpackrat]

13:39 I found out geckos scream also. I moved a board and there was a gecko sleeping under it, and because I startled him, he jumped up on his feet to look "tall", did a weird S-swivel with his body, and screamed at me with his mouth wide open, all without even opening his eyes, he was still like half asleep. And then he turned and ran against the board that was now upright but still in my hand, like a video game NPC because he wanted to get to the other side but was still out of it. So I lifted the board like an inch and he zipped under it into the darkness. I was a little stunned, it was hilarious but I didn't know geckos screamed. But it makes sense because I know frogs scream and geckos are similar to frogs in many ways.

[@gribets5247]

This video shall go well with my 5 peanut sandwich and room temperature water(it's actually not a joke)

[@thekingofcrows3128]

love that they called an elk a moose and an adult black bear a cub lol

[@yehonatanduek8705]

43:15 a bold statement from a wild spussy

[@Vox1265]

he put his entire wild spussy in this vid damn

[@virgiebabie6903]

Brandon really put his entire wild spussy into this one

[@joodgement3388]

"Thats a moose" Adding this to the list of youtubers who don't know their animals:

[@xenosbreed]

At 6:20 I was expecting a predator to take the squirrel, I've seen one too many videos where the shock end was the poor animal scooping up the animal, but was still surprised cause it was a cat and most of the time it was birds

[@ethanchenoweth]

Random teen: *Spray painting a train car* Police officer: 1:29

[@thebeeking5454]

4 mouths late but... Wild Spussy

[@jadencabrera245]

14:46 // “The uncooked shrimp when the Titanic went down.”

[@SparkJex]

56:11 my favorite moment In This vid

[@grundi18]

The best part about my short term memory brain injury is i can watch this video over and over and somehow see new content

[@Seb_gae]

I can confirm, this felt like 5 minutes.

[@killerwithoutcanary]

No, it felt like 4 minutes 59 seconds

[@Seb_gae]

@@killerwithoutcanary thank you for correcting me mate

[@kyler_14-10]

11:18 if you want a stupid pet, get a English Bulldog, if you throw a ball they have a 45% chance of hilariously crashing into something after missing the ball.

[@ERROR_V1X-N]

That giant rat thing was probably a muskrat. They usually live around swamps I believe.

[@theratwithmanyhats]

i discovered this channel yesterday at 9:52 pm . its 4:am now (amazing content)

[@AdamasMudkip]

Man got to love usually videos with wildspussy

[@ethanchenoweth]

Random teen: *Spray painting a train car* Police officer: 2:45

[@noodlesgamebox5903]

Damn, this one got that *Wild Spussy* type beat.

[@biggestmacdonald4157]

If there was a snake in my car I would adopt it

[@cogahan]

17:29 I'm unimaginably pissed that it's Italian even though that legendary scream is from the *GERMAN RAGE KID* . Also French and Russian have to be switched.

[@-desertpackrat]

32:20 is a hover fly, they look like bees but that's a defense, they're literally just a fly that goes around pollinating flowers and taking little bits of leaves to wrap their babies in. They can't even bite or sting people, they just hover and make a loud buzz and they're pretty cool little guys.

[@cheeseburgerfee8323]

only people who never had a cat will say they are assholes

[@isappycracks]

i had a cat now i only have half a cat cus that mf got shot and your going to say "thats your friend in a fursuit" no its my giant orange cat

[@Glaceon42]

I've had nine cats through out my life, and can confirm that they are assholes. Just depends on the individual cat.

[@icecoldkremit]

My cat is fat and will try to murder you if he isn't fed 50 times a day

[@XcmShow]

they are

[@Terratetradon]

I have had cats and they are assholes

[@dinoboiis8147]

0:53 I love the context of this video Basically Mark choked by killing himself just before he was about to escape and just gave up and wanted to immediately kill himself the next game He was not anticipating that the monster would change which gives us this amazing reaction

[@kiyoshi_the_devil]

I'm German and have to say that's incorrect... Our language isn't sounding aggressive, only if you do it on purpose, you can make it sound aggressive.

[@DerNomade1871]

See now you're making too much sense to them

[@x0blue339]

59:20 I was like is that SMii7Y? Rewined saw the chat and was "Yep thats him"

[@x0blue339]

anyone know what vid it was btw?

[@desicion1246]

21:32 Fire aspect I Bane of arthropods I Looting II

[@uprtr-um7ng]

38:50 that crab doesn't even remember its a crab

[@funny250wall]

45:45 as a Canadian I can say with confidence that that is an elk Moose antlers look webbed

[@mariobosnjak99]

32:22 that is a type of fly that mimics the look of a wasp/bee in order to deter predators (not just birds but also registered sex offenders), the best way to detect a mimic fly is not to look at its body(although that is a good way to ID it too) but by its dead giveaway of being able to hover in the same spot and change directions in an instant. All wasps and bees lack this skill, you can spot if youre in danger or not from a mile away by just checking if the wasp looking critter hovers around every once in a while or not

[@iexist6392]

4:10 as a band kid (trombone) I can say that this is accurate to the average band class

[@Oktivian]

This vid was some wild spussy, earned a sub from me

[@Jaiden_C.H.R]

1:28 man's really sounds like the subway surffers guard tho😂

[@SpecialInterestShow]

1:58 lmao I think Snapcube/Penny Parker on Tumblr first made that joke? And I'm so happy it's such a classic now

[@rioluinriomain7771]

16:17 I Found what this is, its Called "Caramel, the Axolotl who Suddenly Hated Everything"

[@tieltaps]

45:18 That was an Elk if I recall, which is in the same family as a moose but isn’t as large. Elk antlers look more like a deer, similar to the recording.

[@GHOST-co4cr]

45:30, My guy that's an elk, not a moose LMAO

[@kieranemmerson2758]

Ok so first this is the first time I found this channel and I gotta say I love the video, second thing the guy with the shy guy pfp sounds like SwaggerSouls and I can’t unhear it

[@semi_systematic_vods]

19:50 I'm not even phased by that anymore. Lol. My cousin can do it with ramen noodles. He would show it to me when we were kids all the time. He regretted it when he forgot one day that he had put Tabasco into his food. Lol

[@Woffords_non-publish]

Loving these semi daily uploads

[@naniandrea3344]

This is quality content

[@IceBonnie]

“It’s to big to be a rat.” Where I live: no that’s too small

[@biggestmacdonald4157]

Cats are sweethearts

[@call-of-thanos3364]

5:43, I heard confused sounds so I just wanted to say it’s referring to a a Star Wars Episode III, Revenge of the Sith, towards the beginning. The origin of Palpatine’s “DEW IT.”

[@Blender.bunker]

15:12 my brothers

[@bigbunnyleabee]

I’m mad at myself because my life is so uneventful I watch this whole video in one sitting

[@meatsyrup.]

I like these "recycled" videos because there long enough for me to fall asleep too.

[@haydenreeves1568]

The train one where the guy goes 'hope there are no sharks out here" at 28:46 is the Shark Train ride at the Houston Aquarium.

[@aequoreavictoria2726]

I just love how at 45:35, they pause to ponder it it really is a mouse. And they still get it wrong. It’s just so funny to me for no reason that they just keep asking “it’s a mouse, right?” And it’s an elk!

[@juanv9380]

Bro it’s spelled moose not mouse idiot

[@jeremyschmehl2160]

moose... not mouse

[@-desertpackrat]

You're all wrong, it's mousse. lol

[@Coolkid99880]

45:35 dude they were so confident that the elk was a moose.

[@KyLeaff]

Me basically rewatching all your videos again but in one

[@ambertherainwing4761]

5:53 oh so that's how Huntress caught that Squirrell.

[@pirdotohs4959]

my cat is a sweet tornado. she will scream into the washing machine if she is in the garage but when she's inside she follows me everywhere and is so sweet unless she has no food.

[@RandomMan77]

thank you. this video is helping me cope with my wild spussy

[@dthelucario129]

2:32 lol

[@tunnelcrawlerwaluigi2690]

0:31 that man is what happens when Asmongold and XQC do a fusion dance

[@resilty]

i love when am in the wild and find a spussy always happens and makes my day better

[@deathbell7448]

Hot take, Fartanz is universally hated by all cats

[@fortyforty-seven1061]

as a canadian it hurt watching them misidentify an elk as a moose

[@x0blue339]

11:50 Poor bloody Puffer dude. Grizzy just bloody pancaked him.

[@PerspectivEs]

schlatt had no idea how psilocybin mushrooms work, noted

[@invincibleadmiral]

56:10 My favorite one, this one had me dying XD