William Morningwood: Yo Ho Yo Ho / I Put Me Hand Upon Her Toe (Rated: Please God No!)

[@NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself]

I learned this song at summer camp (with much dirtier lyrics) when I was like 11 years old. Our camp counselors were awesome. We learned many other important life skills as well. I'm glad I found it 30 years later, because I was starting to forget the words.

[@salemwolf4506]

mdiem yup. I heard it from my boyfriend singing it to me and he learned it from camp too lol

[@HypherNet]

I'm very curious. What are these "dirtier lyrics" you speak of? I learned this song, also around that age, with significantly cleaner lyrics, though still quite dirty.

[@rkt739]

@@HypherNet indeed, I'm not sure how any version could be significantly dirtier than this one

[@hydrogenatom4624]

I'm a camp counselor, might as well try this myself lmao.

[@SomeMusicEventually]

I damn near spat out my tea trying to contain my laughter at 1:38

[@zackspencer8608]

Are you British?

[@spongebobsquarepants8403]

He might just be a guy who loves tea

[@ianmcleod6552]

Still coming back for the memories of the live show years ago......

[@harleighsimpson4309]

my boyfriend sang this to me once and I needed to find it and now I did and I'm like wtf...... I will sing this forever

[@LaylaSpellwind]

I can sing along to this song well when I'm sober, but when I'm drunk, I need practice.... Hand me the rum!

[@freevillein9763]

I love this video. I keep coming back to it. I DO have to say, though, that this is a terrible song to get stuck in your head and start singing under your breath at work.

[@meganary876]

I love how it stars out as your generic dirty song and then goes waaay downhill from there. You start out thinking "man, this isn't so bad, I wonder why it's rated- oh. Okay. That's why."

[@jackb6989]

I love singing this song. Learned it at camp last year

[@FellowHuman137]

This works better at 75% speed

[@jesseliebel9566]

I LOVE this, you're fantastic! This is the best cover ever.

[@JKOXP]

Hilarious! Awesome! Finally I found a complete version!

[@jordanadkins7297]

Best song I've ever heard

[@bigtamshort]

In Scotland its “ ah put ma knob upon her toe ,,,,,,,” 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@frozendael1595]

Why isnt this watched more?!

[@CrystalTeacup]

This song has become kind of a tradition when I party with my brother. The newest addition is that he starts to shove a bottle of alcohol into my mouth at the "I put me rod into her mouth" part... Sounds pretty realistic. And who doesn't like to drink some rum while singing?

[@FellowHuman137]

And now she's nought but bones and dust yoho yoho and now shes nought than bones and dust yoho yoho and now shes nought but bones and dust so i took er' skull to saite me lust.......

[@SD-de4do]

and gave it all with a mighty thrust

[@KradNogard]

AWESOME!!!!

[@DJTourniquet]

That was awesome, a couple verses I have not head before too.

[@shannonmcvey8669]

Ok, now I need to clean the soda off my screen. Brilliant :D

[@neanderthalknight9417]

You see what happens, David? You see what happens? This is what happens, David. This is what happens when you fight a stranger in the alps. This is what happens. You see what happens,David? This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs. This is what happens, David.

[@saintsprayer727]

A youtube video has never made me spit out my drink. Until now dammit.

[@SD-de4do]

I've found my favorite new party trick. Being a bastard.

[@stansmith7410]

It's nice to find Grated videos like this on youtube LOL.

[@thomashaddow]

That was quality couldny stop tapping my feet

[@abramstank19k]

heard this in the late 90's by adult comedian/song writer John (Dr. Dirty) valby

[@mikerama4724]

Lol, it’s stuck in my mind now😱

[@davisz5189]

We sing this at every party at midnight

[@DeBaardigeBard]

And this is lyrics number seven (I believe) in this chord schematics. Will add it to my repertoire.

[@bartstarr100]

Sang this in the Marines during runs

[@Noone-of-your-Business]

Well played, laddie.

[@thefallenangel5190]

This song is really popular at my university, but we are used to little other verses.

[@Black_Sunshine]

I found this on a playlist called Children's Music...

[@RudeMcRude]

This song is famous at my LARP community. It is famously banned.

[@timvanroey2937]

Huh, funny. I'm in a larp group and we met a few pirates singing this song to a virgin lord 😂

[@PicoriElder]

A whole new meaning to any hole is a goal

[@tavrosnitram2966]

They sung this at s smokeout at a renfaire after dark

[@OtisFan1]

Can't believe I didn't post a comment 3 years ago. I just played this again (you're at 18,804 views) and couldn't stop laughing. This must be your most-viewed video. And they say virtue is its own reward.

[@Zerohellsing1313]

Me and my friend frequently song this song XD

[@1963felonee]

Please God no

[@cimonavaro]

There is a reserved seat in fiddlers green

[@microhomebrew]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CREEPY BARD!!! I didn't know you had a youtube channel, but I'm GAD YA DO! I'm from Camp Hamilton down in the bog. I was sad to miss ya last year. I hear you had come by outside the gate as soon as I called the night over for myself. But here's hopefully to next year!

[@spongebobsquarepants8403]

Are you trying to hunt him

[@xenogorwraithblade2538]

The only difference between this and the version my friends and I sing is, with us, it's "Get in, get out, quit fuckin' about, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho- DRINK!"

[@gobokinje9183]

This is so fucking wrong, and yet so hilarious XD

[@bobsteckenreiner3415]

ARRRRR

[@jessepeterson3271]

This is a song i can get be hind lol

[@billybonesthepirate2025]

king henry the 8th's if love now reigned song

[@brucenicholson7888]

Aye foxy he hijacked the channel lad

[@vapewarrior6727]

Chords plz

[@mdf198122]

It’s the gay John Valby

[@meep5667]

So, like, did she have an enormous nose (and ear cavities), or....?

[@d.d.9472]

I remember different lyrics from watching Barney.

[@iberius9937]

It doesn't get any dirtier than this.

[@SgtKashim]

Oh please... The Moose Song is definitely filthier. I'd throw in "Red Flag" and "Good Ship Venus" too. This song is, at least, describing mostly human and mostly consensual sex acts, and not in super-graphic detail.

[@explosivefreak666]

.. Roanoke Hash@ has Thàt song WITH The lyrics to show for.! HILARIOUS it is... Nearly Pissed méself.!!.. NOT THat This here lad's song ain't good either... NOT Sayin' Thàt.!..

[@brucenicholson261]

I shot barnacles

[@jamesthepupper2311]

S T O P

[@jamesthepupper2311]

"I shot me rod right up her nose" THE SIZE OF A NOSTRIL DOES NOT ACCOMMODATE THE SIZE OF A ROD.

[@jamesthepupper2311]

NECROPHILIA

[@jamesthepupper2311]

DAVID NO.

[@LaylaSpellwind]

I have seen some really huge nostrils in my time.

[@amberharmsen2497]

@@LaylaSpellwind there’s 7 holes in the female body If you can guess what those are Then stick the rod in em

[@brucenicholson6159]

sorry foxy willy sings better

[@gritty7485]

And I thougt Johny depp was shit...

[@TheDaken]

This guy ripped off this song