$40 BattleBot Vs. $25,000 BattleBot

I built a slightly underweight BattleBot. Don't let your dreams be dreams.
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[@SUZAKI955]

If William can make a battlebot out of walmart children toys and then make it fight a professional battlebot, you are strong enough to ask your crush out.

[@whatsup7033]

Seoshi Qurashi Y.T.P. this needs to be pinned

[@Thekilleroftanks]

but what if your crush is also a battlebot?

[@evettsingh1395]

It will probably go as well as him fighting that bot did

[@ThunderGamingChannel]

Yeah but the problem is I’m ugly as fuuuuuuuuuuuck

[@lastdolphinator4033]

Does my crush like Africa by toto

[@andrewjohnson8870]

I love how everybody treats it like a real entry and keeps up the joke lol. It’s funny to watch people just say “yeah those pinwheels are gonna be deadly”

[@MakersMuse]

This is why we make combat robots. Not to win, but to giggle like idiots when things get totally eviscerated in the arena. Well, it's why I make them anyway XD

[@woophereigo9755]

Sucks to suck, dude.

[@TheMasterCrabs]

I watched that 5 secs of video about 100 times! "The best defense is offense."

[@lumiere4182]

Since when did you make bots?

[@EyebrowsMahoney]

Check some of his older videos, he actually 3d printed some parts for his own bot.

[@dehdesh]

It's like mtg. "Wow, I spent $300+, and this thing barely functioned and I'll probably never use it again, but at least I had fun!"

[@lucasskotiniotis1360]

"Do you have any flamethrowers?" "Not intentional."

[@spiderdudeproductions]

I just broke your comment with a bunch of likes without comments

[@thelazyredpanda1668]

“Do you have a life?” “Not intentional.”

[@chiccen8674]

Do you have any combustion engines? Maybe

[@wojtekpolska1013]

The fact it disintegrated the second it touched the robot makes it so funny

[@jonathanclarkson7379]

Moist Pony: *slams into Huge's wheel* Huge: My turn!

[@lukesloan8066]

“Oh and there’s the shot! Moist pony all over the arena, we’re not putting that thing back together...”

[@thomaskiser3886]

yesss

[@atsuchiya624]

Sometimes I I think about how dangerous the battle bots are and I imagine what it would be like to try and rob a bank with one

[@Kumquat_Lord]

Honestly, the fact that the robot people actually played along and treated Moist Pony as an actual battlebot is probably the most entertaining part of the video

[@Captain1nsaneo]

Entering modded RC cars goes back to the very first events.

[@wynterfoxx2517]

Captain1nsaneo Moist pony is a disappointment even by those standards.

[@Captain1nsaneo]

One of the original robots that appeared for several years was named "Spiny Norman" it was an upside-down shoebox covered in tinfoil and nails sitting on top of an RC car.

[@natashamosokito5080]

:O

[@hubertshellington8198]

I'm glad that they don't take themselves too seriously.

[@metor36]

I didn't realize "Huge" had a spinning blade until AFTER Moist Pony got obliterated.

[@lunn1111]

Same!

[@konke2093]

I was in utter confusion when moist pony just fucking combusted

[@catlover0000]

Huge is one of my favorite bots.

[@dull_postergames3208]

i made a comment very simular to yours i thought that was so funny

[@kiizos536]

Yeah you can see it a little bit and that would be terrifying to go near.

[@aidansalerno4895]

You should make a slightly better Moist Pony every year until eventually you can beat a robot

[@vitaminc4tm779]

great idea!

[@rafa_saugi]

MAKE IT OUT OF STEEL!!!!

[@williambrewer855]

More moist every year

[@SadToffee]

Next year: extremely damp pony

[@ZombieNoodles13]

SecretlyACommie that would take hundreds of years

[@landrylongacre6391]

This was rigged, we all know that Moist Pony would've destroyed Huge in a serious battle.

[@CityState_of_Valletta]

landry longacre bs judges calling Moist out- it was about to self right! Smh

[@landrylongacre6391]

@@CityState_of_Valletta and by self right we mean use its T-1000 powers to regenerate into the most threatening robot ever, and that robot is *MOIST PONY*

[@YourMid740]

They were supposed to attach a nuclear bomb to Moist Pony so when they get obliterated, everyone else gets obliterated.

[@guymanhumanperson]

@@YourMid740 if we cant win you cant win either

[@sampersonguy5337]

You guys made an announcer say “moist pony”... that’s probably what he got his diploma for

[@noviranger88]

That was William himself.

[@clonecommando2125]

@@noviranger88 so

[@webe3228]

Moist pony all over the arena

[@thatshort3099]

I like how the razor blades went on after the safety test 🧐

[@residentfacehead3465]

At least it didnt go as bad as deep six.

[@dstnlockwood77]

You know you're in a shady Wal Mart when the paint is locked up and the razor blades are sold out...

[@zombie-process7025]

See, I'd think it was weird if it wasn't and they weren't. Walmarts around here tend to aggregate an interesting clientelle.

[@skaterdudeprodutions]

They keep paint locked up because taggers steal a lot of it. Most stores usually lock up their paint if they're smart. The razor blades though I'm not sure about.

[@iviaverick52]

@@skaterdudeprodutions Living in Colorado and Missouri, I've never seen this happen at any Walmart ever haha

[@ripples1072]

@@iviaverick52 they lock up paint in kc

[@be4Valentino]

Here in argentina they dont lock the paint :v and we also have taggers too

[@merrittgaming]

And now for my next trick, I will make Moist Pony DISAPPEAR! **POOF ITS GONE**

[@Outland9000]

Taa daa

[@nyanbonecrush]

XDD

[@onyxguardian1756]

"The best defense is offence" *Vaporised*

[@doktorfickle2077]

....Maybe next time

[@Infernos94]

Best comment ever

[@Thatdudewiththedogs]

Offense*?

[@sniclops15]

*MOIST PONY ALL OVER THE ARENA*

[@quantumblauthor7300]

*Za Hando*

[@JaedenSports]

All the amazing Battlebots competitors who build awesome, high tech bots letting him into the pits and helping him decide where his "deadly spinners" will go. Wow. XD

[@deedevon7468]

Faith in humanity restored XD

[@dimaswahyupratama3694]

Simply wholesome

[@infinitefes2812]

Robot people are weird, I got compliments on my sumo bot in high school at a competition for google eyes from just about every team

[@icebuildsrobots]

@@infinitefes2812 If you are still wondering about this, it's an inside joke in the bot building community. Even quite a lot of BattleBots sport eyeballs.

[@EvanAndKatelyn]

Moist Pony turned into Pony Mist!

[@narcissismincarnate9201]

It will be mist.

[@rocketduck44]

:(

[@MastaDRD]

Mist Pony 🌫🎠

[@YoutubePizzer]

“Do you have any flamethrowers? Not intentional” What a quote

[@manchild849]

*moist pony all over the arena*

[@eniklisnihm4565]

Yes that is 100% what went down! Simone did all she could but in the end, Rip!

[@Khrn-lk4mf]

Im fuckin crying

[@sealflipflop9070]

I’m getting some kakyoin vibes

[@oorohbooroz1781]

@@Jtzkb there would be nothing to bury

[@kylan7772]

@@sealflipflop9070 Your intellectual comment is much appreciated

[@JoeMakes]

Never in my life did I think I'd hear, "Moist pony all over the arena" and it sounds so beautiful

[@Fingerblasterstudios]

I was going to like this comment but it was at 420...

[@nobodyaskedyou6703]

U was going to like this comment but it's 530

[@crookeddesk]

I was going to like this comment but it's 11:15

[@Zecnode]

9:11 "It was a very close battle"

[@Jimmichang]

Cursed time stamp

[@dontage815]

*the planes*

[@rasmus9311]

Didn't even see the spinning thing on the big one so got really confused when your robot just vaporised

[@Usernom7475]

Same it just blew up

[@bobthe28th65]

Omg same

[@teamscrewup1809]

Its because of how fast its spinning

[@WrittenPrestidigitation]

That bar is most likely between 15-25lbs and spins upwards of 3000 rpm. Its pretty sweet.

[@Wagwandalf-x9b]

I thought it was using it's pony magic!!

[@thelastcube.]

It was an honour cheering for you Moist Pony RIP

[@dantonic10]

Moist pony got shreded

[@judas1213]

FeelsSadMan

[@conspiracyoflemurs6185]

Chaitanya Singh q

[@landrylongacre6391]

There goes 100 dollars of betting money down the drain.

[@funny.gon-12]

moist pint cs ragnarok sounds like moist piny could win that

[@barnabydixon]

This channel has the mightiest content I've come across on all of KZbin!

[@isaakgilissen4579]

barnabydixon love your work!!

[@someoneincognito6445]

Barnaby in here? Damn, this world is small... :o :D

[@ninja-ed8mj]

barnabydixon im subscribed and i love yore videos dabchick IS awsom dabchick fan forever

[@leche2905]

barnabydixon ayeee

[@noneofyourbusiness4761]

Respect to you sir, a puppet Collab would be kinda mad

[@Hats-On-Tv]

The fact that the others were so helpful and that the announcer said _Moist Pony_ make this my new favorite thing Edit: And Mister Safety Driver Man

[@onemansvoice9132]

That's not the actual anouncer

[@ryanashford3672]

"Do you have any flamethrowers?" - N O T I N T E N T I O N A L

[@_Piers_]

There was a unicorn... and then there wasn't!

[@jukingeo]

9:05 Fadummp! Where did it go?

[@gh_3_2]

in a matter of a millionth of a second

[@Scintillationable]

It's like a magic trick!

[@TexasViking_INFP-t_5w4]

9:02

[@elle3562]

"The best defense is offense" *drives directly into chunk of metal spinning at some dangerously high rpm*

[@shuhratkessikbayev8886]

Imagine if Farruq had to announce this fight with his lovely puns "In the red square, straight from Walmart, and it's got no watermark, it's not even a cutie it's mostly deadly, it's Moist Pony!"

[@Sprottel_SFM]

Shouldve been "moistly deadly"

[@Shebbi04]

7:33 SCP Containment Breach

[@fazSHIKARI]

Confinement fan too?

[@Createrz2015]

Yeet

[@wormwoodbecomedelphinus4131]

*WE'RE DETONATING THE SITE-12 OMEGA WARHEADS*

[@theonewhoslost]

Aaaaaaaaaa!

[@ShosinMelotic]

WE HAVE A K-CLASS SCENARIO

[@x9x9x9x9x9]

We are with Simone! Get well soon!

[@x9x9x9x9x9]

Oh weird I got the notification that Muh boy William Hearted this and just noticed the video has 1,999 comments. Dope.

[@linkmariokirby7373]

this was clearly a pitched fight, if it was all out Moist Pony would have been firing its horn lazors everywhere, winning the battle effortlessly

[@brady-o-active1167]

LinkMarioKirby yeah moist pony went easy

[@priyajohn9198]

I read that as horny lasers for some reason haha

[@Amplified_Sound]

Moist Pony: *Hits back of giant robot* Giant Robot: I'm about to end this man's career

[@pauloysequelgamba8950]

Its huge tho

[@Arstotzkan_Government]

I love how at the end the announcer says *that was a really close battle*

[@wheeleekwazee1641]

Well it was close. If it was a serious battle moist pony would've smoked huge

[@collint]

“This damp stallion ain’t horsing around”

[@drchibby]

“Kids have good taste” lmao

[@Lambda_Ovine]

I love when creative people with technical knowledge have no discipline whatsoever.

[@galaxin6306]

"Moist pony all over the arena." Had me laughing so hard...goodness!! I love this channel so much. I just found it a few days ago. And William, you are great!

[@user-lt9ts7rh4y]

Remember that one comment you made a year ago? Now you have a new random notification!

[@greatsoup7540]

@@user-lt9ts7rh4y ^

[@user-lt9ts7rh4y]

@@greatsoup7540 :D

[@CavalryDraw45]

​@@user-lt9ts7rh4y Looks like we missed a year gents.

[@Gonggong_08]

@@CavalryDraw45 Its alright, we'll try not to miss another!

[@griffinrogerss]

“SIMONE TOUCHED THIS” - William Osman 2018

[@LyricRosatti]

I legit just laughed aloud at work when it got nuked. That was amazing.

[@astonviikmaa]

“Do you have a flamethrower.” “Not intentional?.” Im dying

[@jamesportelli5687]

As soon as pink fluffy unicorns started i new i had found the best channel

[@potterfanz6780]

Wooo Andrew huang for making that song.

[@wheeleekwazee1641]

@Brenden O same

[@liriodendronlasianthus]

Nostalgic

[@AlexJoneses]

As a person who actually does robotics competitions, this gives meaning to my life

[@ryanmcgee4808]

Jonesy Films ayy so do I. FIRST robotics?

[@emmanuelcoronado1624]

frc or ftc?? if frc wassup im on 3005

[@g0tm1lk117]

FRC 4201 Here

[@ryanmcgee4808]

Aye I'm on frc 339 and ftc 9813

[@Lucky-lt7lz]

vex 254

[@TeamPanicRobotics]

Moist Pony was awesome! Huge was just lucky your weapons never got up to speed. I might have to do a "Will it Bot" video with a Unicorn, to avenge Moist Pony

[@teamscrewup1809]

Team Panic that would be something XD

[@laurelalloro]

Please, please do that

[@coolfireteo249]

I like your channel team panic make more will it bot please

[@sethb3090]

They were just lucky Walmart was sold out of razor blades that day or nothing would have stopped it

[@jdraven0890]

I thought "this is dumb as hell" until Huge obliterated MP 😂 Questionable setup, great punchline.

[@p0tat__]

I love how the battlebot people treated it like a real entry that was amazing

[@deki9827]

They're all a bunch of nerds too lmao

[@NondescriptIndividual]

The psychological damage to HUGE will set in pretty soon. Moist Pony hasnt lost yet!

[@Delonto]

William: Tears everything in its path, as long as it isn't ,wood ,metal, plastic Me: Wait, SO IT CAN CUT THROUGH HUMAN FLESH!?!

[@noobboss0]

Well paper cuts

[@kevinshen9391]

Well there is razor blades on the blades of the pinwheel...

[@atlanticancameos5131]

ohh 69 likes

[@jonathanpaynter7159]

Yess

[@IronicBee]

The opponent looks so focused in beating 5 Walmart toys with razors on the pin wheels.

[@Sir.Fithers]

8:31

[@aura5478]

William osman: the best offense is defense DIES

[@jupiter9099]

8:43 when you face a boss at the end of the game early

[@FaisalQuadri22]

I like when the safety inspector blasted it with a fire extinguisher 😂

[@TSkyravin]

I love how everyone is talking to him like it’s a serious bot and trying not to laugh at the same time

[@havokvladimirovichstalinov]

"Pink Fluffy Unicorns, getting eviscerated"

[@micahphilson]

Your caretaker is the best.

[@aydenknowles2555]

caretaker?

[@joshuafisch9559]

Yeah wait what?

[@micahphilson]

That's what he calls his wife in the videos.

[@KelseyDrummer]

Can anyone make me a recording of William saying “moist” on repeat? K thanks.

[@booperdooper2802]

William saying moist 10 hours

[@yaboynick780]

William moistman

[@booperdooper2802]

moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist

[@justjustin3377]

If William and Michael teamed up to make a real battle bot they would murder everyone and win

[@Breidablik06]

Obviously because it’s Michael, it would have a Taser

[@jimbomclimbo7467]

It would just be a nuclear bomb

[@polarispulsar]

@@jimbomclimbo7467 unintentionally of course

[@jolynekujobackfromprison744]

@@jimbomclimbo7467 It would at least look like one knowing Michael's aesthetic.

[@megafromagem483]

I don't think "murder everyone" is part of the goal... but then again its Michael we're talking about

[@xXWOND3RBR3ADXx]

Where’s the gore warning Jesus

[@sponsoredbybang8944]

Omg my robotics teacher is legit probably your biggest fan so if u ever see a 20ish year old man fan-boying in your comment section it’s probably him lmao 😂😂😂 For real tho he plays your videos in class if we have time He freaking loves your channel👌 Edit: omg tysm for liking this he is gonna freak ❤️

[@rednecktek2873]

Lets do some math: 2lb each, that means in the heavyweight class you could field 75 Moist Ponies. To win your opponent has to disable ALL active weapons systems when vs. multi bot groups, you could totally take the Giant Nut on aggression and attrition alone!

[@the1exnay]

There would be moist pony all over the field both at the start and after the battle

[@landrylongacre6391]

No there would be pieces of Giant Nut all over

[@brakionthegenesismind5192]

"The best defense is offense." *gets eviscerated*

[@Sjoholm13]

I have never in my life seen such a brutal and visceral display of raw violence as the damage that Moist Pony did to Huge. They are lucky to get out of there.

[@hp2837]

You should make a actual attempt at a battle bot. Also I want MOIST pony

[@gametrue2229]

Caleb Parsons ym whats left of it?

[@axtra9561]

@@gametrue2229 ym random parts

[@farquhaad3209]

*William posts a video* *Furious clicking of notification*

[@thesuspiciousorange2526]

I would pay an unholy amount of money to see William and Michael build a battlebot together.

[@davidlennox6242]

Possibly my most favorite channel.... nope definitely my favorite

[@frostedicepharoah7723]

HUGE is all over the arena now!!!! (Courtesy of ICEWAVE)

[@FoolishBanana]

Icewave avenged the Moistness.

[@wojciechmilczarek6051]

And icewave has no engine now

[@EleanorPeterson]

What goes around comes around, eh? ♬Pink fluffy Rotator, ♩Dancing on Icewave...♪

[@Fitzception]

And Rotator is no longer functional

[@Helsinki619]

icewave is all over the arena courtesy of Rotator.

[@micahphilson]

5:37 I don't know how I didn't expect PFUDOR to play in this episode, but I'm glad it did!

[@togerino-senpai448]

The best part is how Moist Pony actually managed to land a few hits.

[@concordski1231]

This is the kind of content I subscribed for

[@FroSty-ps6pn]

9:02 watch it on 0:25 speed😂😂😂

[@justinvallange]

yeET

[@wheeleekwazee1641]

That noise it gave me brain damage

[@DEATHCHICKEN1337]

That’s not even slow enough.

[@felpshehe]

R.I.P. Moist Pony, we will remember your fluff and courage. Also, holy cow you were obliterated

[@FloatingSunfish]

It's like watching a grade schooler's dream go up in flames in the arena. Please make more of these.

[@nickdziubek6617]

**simone touched it... I must have it...**

[@Nuker-jc6qo]

Rip Moist Pony, 2018-2018

[@KingFredrickVI]

This would be x1000 times better if they actually aired the battle on TV lol

[@minimina1313]

this is easily the funniest video I've watched this year my face is in SO MUCH PAIN from laughing XD

[@CKTDanny]

Lol the devastation! RIP Moist Pony

[@deadalpeca8099]

2018 - 2018

[@joshwick9676]

F

[@CKTDanny]

F

[@nuyo6569]

Moist pony didn't die, he just disappeared into a magical cloud of cotton fluff.

[@00ndrew]

*William Moistman*

[@Brickertown]

William Osmosis

[@samcigars2003]

I knew what was going to happen. Yet I laughed my butt off at the silliness of it all. Thanks for the fun.

[@SirCorn65]

Moist Pony too OP pls nerf

[@finanzcreeper368]

dont worry i got a huge nerf

[@carlosfarfan5666]

It will be nerfed next update

[@vindicator0984]

Moist pony just got yeeted out of existence.

[@6Phat9]

Vindicator 0 Yoten*

[@shenanigansam201]

I had to replay it at 9:01 at least 3 times to understand what exactly caused moist pony to be come moist powder. And each time caused me to laugh hysterically.

[@crazygamecrafter8830]

so when are we fighting? RIGHT NOW *ad plays*

[@parkeragee2374]

Why did you not do a slow mo replay of when moist pony got merked

[@ChozoSR388]

That was just amazing; it was there, and then it was just...*fluff*

[@blainecharlery1582]

In light of recent news, that simone touched controller is wayy cool

[@wigglyboots2]

It was cool before tho.

[@tupandactylushours6928]

Can we just get a 30 second video of the fight between Huge and moist pony?

[@andreasksasse]

This whole video was a masterpiece! Even Simone was joining. Crazy!

[@Angultra]

Now you're ready to take on Battle Royale with Cheese, the second least deadly battlebot 😄

[@wetheepiphany]

(this deserves more likes XD)

[@cosmologification]

@Darien Fakouri Let's ignore the irony of that lol

[@cosmologification]

@Darien Fakouri No, I mean, their name is Ultra Violent, but they were never really- Nevermind

[@Nox_Lunatera]

@Darien Fakouri what about Wrecks? the thing can hardly move unless it gets flipped over, its only an issue if you run into his massive blade

[@philipthirtyone2923]

@@Nox_Lunatera Nah, Wrecks could destroy a Bot if it actually touched it. It nearly took out Witch Doctor when Biteforce rammed them into Wrecks.

[@LordPhobos6502]

Best part is when Moist Pony almost got owned by the surrender bot... that was just too pure. Scratch that, best part was where she went hell for leather on HUGE's wheel 😂❤

[@MagisterMalleus]

Oh man I had to rewatch that three times to even see what happened!

[@squidy9078]

i love how the inspector is really liek wtf is going on "do you have any flamethrowers?" "no" "wtf are you trying to acomplish"

[@GaviLazan]

When the uke started playing I knew exactly what was happening!!

[@Bryton41]

Looks like they made the moist of the situation

[@MrAsda64]

B S go fuck yourself

[@ToriKo_]

Bless Simone hope her surgery goes well

[@LilyAvarA]

I was like "what does that one do, just roll around?" I didn't even see the blades spinning in the middle

[@yxlotl]

Hey William! I loved the CELEBRITY GUEST APPEARANCE! All jokes aside, your content puts a smile on my face every time. Thanks!

[@yxlotl]

Also, I may have to build a Moist Pony museum!

[@maelynn7168]

He was so tiny😭 and beautiful 😭 and he was destroyed 😭

[@confuzedgraphite]

Hey it’s that song that no one ever actually credits to the right person, except apparently William because he was right.

[@EMan-hr5vf]

Huge is always going to be a fan favorite. It’s a very unique bot that takes the fundamentals of robot building in battle bots and flips it on its head. Instead of trying to be as low to the ground as possible it’s frame is too high to hit. He is a gatekeeper bot of sorts as it tests the adaptability of teams that don’t use horizontal spinners. Unfortunately the aforementioned horizontal spinners are its kryptonite as the can effortlessly chop through its wheels.