45 Minutes of Joe Lycett on Would I Lie to You? | Would I Lie To You?

[@mrlnxf8455]

I love that Lee has completely stopped giving any fucks. Whenever he gets a story that seems unbelievable he goes all in, not even trying to keep the illusion alive.

[@bikelawbloke]

I’m a dummer - there are nine strikes of an (electronic) drum for the Eastenders things. Nine doofs - or four and a half doof-doofs.

[@penelopemayblm]

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[@lettucebee8425]

Drummer of 40 years here, agreed

[@L4cH4nC3]

I bet I'm more dummer than you

[@davejones2823]

5 crotchets and 4 quavers. So 5 doofs and 4 du-du-du-du

[@bikelawbloke]

@@davejones2823 Three crotchet triplets, then two quavers, then four semi-quavers. Whole thing fits in to four beats / one bar - by your analysis, it lasts 7 beats.

[@serendipity2911]

Generational differences are the funniest ever. It's like telling my parents there are people who watch others wrap presents online. That's ridiculous!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kennyearthling7965]

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[@TheDandonian]

Yeah... and the older lot think the young lot are fruitcakes because of it but then you ask them about their child hood and they used to get their Sunday best on to go watch the walkers...

[@honeychurchgipsy6]

@@TheDandonian - and they watch a TV programme about other people watching TV - lol!!!!! Personally I prefer unboxing videos because you get to see some shiny new piece of tech at the end.

[@jmp_fr]

first clip is even funnier when you realise there's 9

[@TheDandonian]

8 and a half, that last ones more of a stretched out bit reverb from the 8th.

[@jasper.the.starchild]

8 in the outro, 9 in the intro

[@jmp_fr]

@@TheDandonian no there's definitely nine. those last two are at the same pitch but they're two separate hits

[@Hamartia64]

Very funny to watch a young guy try and explain visual ASMR to a room of people older than him

[@acdocx86]

"Room full of older people" wasn't the problem I feel.... It was simply the WORST description of ASMR possible !! No One on earth would've understood a thing - young or old... He didn't even mention "ASMR" which I don't think would've been a giveaway or anything.... His story was deliberately cooked to create confusion & misdirection and unfortunately making something very soothing - into something very creepy! 🤷‍♂️

[@valerielevasseur8674]

Is it supposed to be something only today's young people have ever felt before?

[@acdocx86]

@@valerielevasseur8674 - No...I reckon it has been felt in some way or the other by people across the world and down through the ages....probably much more so consciously and clearly in comparatively more recent times.... I don't mean each & every person that has ever existed, has felt it - it is universal but it is also not THAT universal! My problem has always been - whenever I've watched this clip - how ASMR as a concept is being explained here...without even the term being mentioned, at all!

[@valerielevasseur8674]

@@acdocx86 Right. I was more replying to OP. If it's a physiological response, it shouldn't be brand new - maybe not universal, but not distributed as though the names we just recently started to give generations meant something biological. So the explanation is more likely at fault.

[@peter-robinson]

it’s interesting, I’m way older than anyone on that panel and I loved her videos. ASMR has always been a thing to a small portion of the population :-)

[@AkSamurai69]

Ok, I've heard the various cast make short jokes about Rob, and I never thought they made much sense. But omg, standing next to Lee, who isn't that tall, Rob looks tiny! That desk hides his high chair well

[@DaSwedishGirl]

Lee is 6ft tall what are you on about? Rob is shorter than average yes but to say that Lee "isn't that tall". Yikes.

[@AkSamurai69]

@@DaSwedishGirl 6 ft is not that tall

[@GingerLady57]

@@AkSamurai69 I agree. I’m only 5’2”. But most people especially the next generation seem to be 6’3” or taller. At least around here.

[@AkSamurai69]

@GingerLady57 yeah, see? I'm 6'2" and don't really stand out

[@rooty]

6 foot is tall you fucking brainlet

[@ish474]

A wise man once said "We can dance if we want to We can leave your friends behind 'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well, they're no friends of mine"

[@anthonyherstell8569]

That bowing during Judo is comedic gold ❤

[@TheKatieLou]

I love these clips. I always find I'm smiling throughout.

[@IGX666]

Miles losing it always cracks me up 😂 edited because mr. @jonhohensee3258 got upset about a typo

[@sallystang5885]

I do too! I can't quite figure out why he's so funny because certainly other people laugh a lot on these shows. There's something about the way Miles loses it though. His face loses composure completely. It always comes as a bit of a surprise which is probably why it's so funny.

[@IGX666]

@@jonhohensee3258 Wow you're so smart ! you noticed i made a typo and called me out on it woah you must be proud !

[@littlemisseatscrispsforbre5353]

​@@jonhohensee3258the word is prat as in you are one

[@wrenbo4816]

great collection of clips, but there's more david mitchell than there is joe lycett!

[@jackalvonstone250]

Whenever the guest is a beautiful woman and Lycett is there; it's always Lycett

[@AJ-ei3ee]

Miles laugh just makes it more funny 😂😂😂

[@MireiaOnTheMoon]

9 duffs is the correct answer.. i've never watched eastenders but even i know how the duff duffs go 😅

[@anthonyherstell8569]

Was that one of The Easter Island heads 😂

[@mavenfrankeus7287]

So... Who's Clive Dunn?

[@Zubiila]

The sculpture isn't necessarily bad, it just looks nothing like her. 😅

[@DannyEastes]

It actually does look like ainsley harriott lmao

[@Oomzilla]

Spoiler 😂

[@Skaatje]

*"45 minutes of Joe Lycett"* Lets be generous and say he spoke for 2 minutes. Clickbait is what that is called. Good thing Dave and Lee are fun too.

[@Abhinand-10]

Saved the best for last!

[@siesonaladventures]

17:20 Brian!! 😅

[@Alararar]

I have an uncle called Brian; and as a point of fact, he has been a middle-aged civil servant for the entirety of his adult life.

[@FredrikSkievan]

Always felt kinda bad for Rob at 11:35 Rob clearly makes a self deprecating joke about his height, and Lee with his quick wit hammered him with a pretty good joke if im being honest. I don't feel bad because i don't think Rob couldn't handle a height joke or two (or three) I just feel bad because i feel like his own joke got lost in translation and that maybe Lee didn't realize. I think Rob's was pretty darn good on it's own. He's a big boy tho so he can handle it, well maybe not that big but you get the point..

[@jonlowing7907]

Actually, if you put the right hair on that sculpture, it looks a lot more like Joe!

[@odd_shoes]

I find watching other people laugh hysterically is very funny!

[@jonnajankala2451]

david is so good here

[@Jordan-ln9rp]

2:54 those groans actually sounded like Dot Cotton to me lol

[@YBC420.]

Brian

[@foresthill8462]

Stop it! You're scaring everybody

[@barryslorridge]

It's 9 duvs

[@Tao_Tology]

-9- 8 -duvs- düfs

[@ronnythu6328]

Guess I have to find a video of her wrapping gifts now

[@LPKelly380]

It is 9. Thank you I thought I was crazy 😀

[@Tao_Tology]

@@LPKelly380 It's 8. Doof. Doof. Doof. Doof-Doof DoofDoofDoof

[@MetusalemSeSouffleur]

Thank you. It got completely silly with the duvs not being duvs after a while.

[@auturgicflosculator2183]

Possibly the easiest throw to interrupt.

[@alexpettersson5635]

30:03 came here just for this XD

[@clownbasher2911]

Joe is funny!

[@LoneKharnivore]

29:15 He was 28 years old.

[@Dzokhar]

Well hello Amy

[@CTheRobot]

23:29 - I’m from Swansea, and yes Rob you DO need a reason/excuse to go to Cardiff 🤮 😜

[@gijgij4541]

Errrrm, primarily David, not Joe...

[@street1111]

Brian.. where's Stewie?

[@yaboyj2191]

Shaving his coin purse

[@medievalladybird394]

Sixty Quid for a tree? Was it a five meter tree? And I thought German Christmas trees were expensive. I stopped buying one thirty years ago.

[@athif]

Amy's beautiful

[@simonfoster7288]

Yes. So is Charlotte. How is it these gay guys get to know all the beautiful women? 😀

[@athif]

@@simonfoster7288😂🤣 right! its not fair!!

[@gigilaw9015]

​@simonfoster7288 Joe's bi so maybe try going in half-hog?

[@LottieTrueman]

@@simonfoster7288 He's not gay he's pansexual so he does date both men and women but yes she is very beautiful

[@simonfoster7288]

@@LottieTrueman Oh, I didn't know that. He's a lucky blighter, then, knowing Amy. (Charlotte has a long-term man - unfortunately for the rest of us 😉.)

[@ubersteve3265]

9

[@AVMMM]

WTH are duff duffs?

[@teams3345]

What is a duv?

[@medievalladybird394]

I'm wondering too, but it's the sound I'd make when demonstrating drum beats without a drum.

[@karizma8175]

Amy, you are stunning. Gorgeous.

[@Regulus985]

It’s a decent episode of WILTY, but it’s not really worth watching for the sake of Joe in it.

[@Peter-jv3vg]

He creeps me out. Yuk

[@stefan-ou1jf]

Lee mack ruins this show

[@michaelfrieber]

Amy, will you marry me?

[@THP999]

She can't mate, I've already engaged myself to her😂

[@benfisher1376]

I find Joe so overrated. I actually think most current comedians are. It's like if you're a camp stand up youre popular as a comedian straight away .

[@LottieTrueman]

Then don't watch???

[@Suedenim1999]

Sickening ponce

[@bee4590]

the lady doth protest too much