Winners and Winners and Ningmasters

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Joke Winner:
/ sora000111
Anglerfish Winner:
/ refugeejon
HERE ARE A LOT OF LINKS TO NERDFIGHTASTIC THINGS:
Shirts and Stuff: dftba.com/artis...
Hank's Music: dftba.com/artis...
John's Books: amzn.to/j3LYqo
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Hank's Twitter: / hankgreen
Hank's Facebook: / hankimon
Hank's tumblr: / edwardspoonhands
John's Twitter: / realjohngreen
John's Facebook: / johngreenfans
John's tumblr: / fishingboatproceeds
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Other Channels
Crash Course: / crashcourse
SciShow: / scishow
Gaming: / hankgames
VidCon: / vidcon
Hank's Channel: / hankschannel
Truth or Fail: / truthorfail
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Nerdfighteria
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[@1901180108]

"John, now I know what it feels like for you to try and put on a medium shirt." That's harsh, Hank. That's really harsh.

[@junkiesrunnindry]

"now i know how you feel putting on a medium shirt" Was that a fat joke at John, or was i just not paying attention enough?

[@ellessehargreaves7024]

YOU SNEEZED on that CD!

[@starscream319]

Bless you.

[@livin4hymn]

Congrats to the winners and the ningmasters!! (I know one of them: yay Amber!) thing to do in banana suit: -sing Raffi's "Banana Phone" song in a public place -place nerdfighter notes in books at a bookstore or library -dramatic interpretation of a scene from one of John's books

[@dananddanfilms]

Love that haiku.

[@MisterAppleEsq]

Woah, I had no idea that either of you watched Vlogbrothers back in the day!

[@totallypandacoffee]

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator I LOVE THAT SHIRT.

[@JoeyVictory]

Lol at Flight of the Conchords allusion.

[@shinytrombone11]

I think Benny should go to a grocery store, stand by the banana stand, and then whenever someone tries to buy bananas scream "NOO!! NOT MY CHILDREN!" hahahahaha

[@hexachordal]

my song will now be forever linked in my mind to Hank and Shirts. :D Excellent control-taking on teh ningness.

[@jgorecki1304]

anyone notice that the 10th book to the right on Hank's bookshelf is Jared Diamond's novel "Guns Germs and Steel?"

[@ginpieface]

I HAVENT EVEN WATCHED 30 SECONDS OF THIS VIDEO AND IT'S ALREADY MY FAVORITE. i have had business time stuck in my damn head for the past two weeks.

[@kalaway]

wow, that was so full of nerdiness I can hardly handle it. Congrats to everybody who was chosen for various stuff! :) I'm gonna try to be more active on the ning.

[@bcrumpto]

I would like to point out that this video blog gets me through the hour break between my german 202 class and my chemistry 120 discussion section. For that, you are my heroes. I think Benny should recreate the Don Hertzfeldt cartoon ("My spoon is too big! My spoon... is too big! MY SPOON IS TOO BIG!.... I am a banana") in his banana suit. It's perfect.

[@4LiveLifeWithLove4]

When Hank sneezed at the beginning, I said "Bless you!" out loud. But, my cat sneezed at the same time so I wasn't stared at funny.

[@juniperdovah]

LOL "John now I know how it is for you to try and put on a medium shirt." OUCH! lol I still laughed for a long time haha

[@alannar.8701]

Did Tom have anything to do with the website that is not him?

[@OneRandomLeo]

"it's too hooot, it's too hooot in here" xD

[@potterlove]

lol I love all of your shirts, Hank! that blue one with the tree is cool :)

[@perogieluver]

I love your threadless shirt, Hank. Oh, and your Flight of the Conchords reference.

[@mcflyloveme]

aww sneezing hanks face is soooo cute!

[@P00P0STER0US]

I love your jokes :o) You're good at telling jokes. I can't tell one to save my life. I really hope that my life never depends on this.

[@espifreak]

You write excellent songs off-the-cuff when you're wearing layers upon layers of t-shirts. I'm not saying there's a correlation between the two, I'm just saying you should never take them off as long as you live. Zora, that joke brought the light back into my life.

[@rhinoluver]

Business Time! Made my day. And the joke is pure brilliance.

[@videolizzard99]

Ha ha, glad to see I'm not the only one who caught the FoTC reference... and for some reason, I would really enjoy seeing Benny Boo-Boo climb a tree whilst wearing said banana suit, tossing bananas at anyone who passes the tree and howling like a banshee. Of course, now that I already had a good laugh at the image in my head, it won't be as funny if it actually happened... hmm... nah, it would.

[@lady7nichole]

I really just love you and your brother. You two are awesome. I can not decide who is more funny.

[@Zalied]

welcome to nerdfightaria population AWSOME because you cant mesure the amount of awsome going on in nerdfightaria

[@sivartis]

I'm really interested to see how you're going to get out of all those t-shirts. That can't be easy... ~Trav

[@autumn7809]

*THE ORIGINAL 100 LAYERS OF CLOTHING CHALLENGE???*

[@xatlern]

Yay! Congratulations Amber! And Kate, she's awesome to be in chats with.

[@rozza2058]

FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS! Hank, I never knew you were a fan. I hope you're watching the latest series.

[@HoshiHikari]

I love the winners. They were indeed rightfully chosen.

[@SamuraiSquash]

Did... Did you just sing a snippet of "Business Time" by Flight of the Concords? Hank, you are more awesome than I had realized.

[@tegalto]

Bless you, Hank.

[@Pieninja14]

The winning joke reminded me of another joke... A bishop, a lawyer, and a rabbit walk into a bar... The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?" BennyBooBoo should run around his neighborhood, with speakers playing the Peanut Butter Jelly Time song.

[@imajamiefangirl]

yes! finally the return of the blurbing book club!!

[@bcfblack]

the business time reference was incredible

[@jaeseey]

I would like to see benny simultaneously eat and attempt to sell 100 peeps to residents of a retirement facility.

[@JESUS-IS-LORD-HALLELUJAH]

Who the heck is Hank?

[@kyunlova]

i love that song title. it's so full of awesome ^.^

[@Skip6235]

Who the eff is John?

[@MrRedstoneready]

John Green, his brother. The whole reason for vlog brothers is them blogging to each other.

[@Iwasjustwondering89]

John is a 19th century economist, actually the main influence on Marx's "Communist Manifesto", which he couldn't know because he died when he was travelling the world. Popular belief has it that he went hiking in Nepal and never returned, which contributed to the idea that a Yeti had something to do with it.

[@JDubbsTheatre]

John is a group of animals that includes mammals and every animal more closely related to mammals than to other living amniotes. They are easily separated from other amniotes by having a temporal fenestra, an opening low in the skull roof behind each eye, leaving a bony arch beneath each; this accounts for their name. They can also be called "stem mammals" or "proto-mammals".

[@alannar.8701]

Duncan James You must be new.

[@JodieRoxSox99]

banana suit guy should get himself filmed whilst holding up a piece of cardboard saying 'free hugs ?', and then see how many people actually give him a hug.

[@chilli820]

yay for hank and all his t-shirts! i'd love to see Benny go on a date in his banana suit :D

[@utaepi]

I would like to see the dude in his bananna suit go to a bunch of ice cream places asking for bananna splits, just for some laughs.

[@sharya93]

you are awesome for starting off the video with a reference to flight of the conchords :]

[@YamiChip]

THANK YOU JOHN AND HANK I LOVE YOU! *dies from being honored*

[@sl1pg8r]

Skydive.

[@lschi001]

I subscribed to you! I've seen two of your videos and they were both funny! and entertaining!

[@awesomeDJisme]

KZbin adds an extra second, and kills/skips the actual last second, which ends up being the second last second, so it goes from 3:59 to 4:01. It's still only 4 minutes long :-)

[@YnkeeDoodlFlppyDisk]

I would like Benny-Boo boo to go around sneakily sticking post-it notes on peoples' backs that say, "YOU'VE BEEN BANANA-ED BY A NERDFIGHTER"

[@hippyfriend]

I love you for the Flight of the Conchords reference!

[@soullesswonder]

I'm impressed that every shirt you own are t-shirts

[@alizabethw05]

I enjoy that all of your shirts are short sleeved :)

[@KindaQuietGeekyGuy]

The guy in the banana suit should hide in the produce section of a store and jump out at people shouting "I am the wrath of nature"

[@earlscruz972]

I just sneezed before four second before hank

[@bifnasty]

Benny Boo Boo here, And thank you to John and Hank!!!!!!

[@KaessirAddaj]

"Chip, who was in my pants pretty much from the day it was created" I'm trying to come up with a joke about that XD

[@thundersnow9407]

HE SHOULD GO TO THE GROCERY STORE AND FIND THE BANANA SECTION, AND WHEN PEOPLE GET BANANAS HE SHOULD BE LIKE "You're about to eat my family... jerk." or something like that, that would be HILARIOUS!!!!

[@bittersweetjinx]

I just got the cd today THANK YOOOOOOU!!!

[@8Tails]

Best. Song. Title. Ever.

[@EVPpsycho]

Benny should totally Promote Vegetarianism in an agressivly passionate way in the middle of New York in a Banana suit

[@shashwemmie]

does hank own any long-sleeved shirts???

[@difdrummer]

yay for being on the promoted video list!!!!!

[@Isabellulla]

Sorry if this was already posted by me butt... I would like banana man to go to the mall and play 'The Mall Game'. The mall game is a game where a person(s) go to a mall (usually dressed oddly) and go into stores to score points. You have to enter the store and touch the back wall and walk out without anyone talking to you. It someone does, then you don't get a point. I want to see how many points he would get.

[@SackOPotato]

Kudos on the FOTC reference!

[@cjtaylor686]

100 layers challenge before it was cool!

[@superfox1080]

Given that I'm fascinated with the Free Hugs revolution, I vote that Benny should have a sign saying Free Hugs and give out free hugs in a public area while in his banana suit.

[@BadNewsEmporium]

I would like to see a man in a banana suit reading Shakespeare in an incredibly serious tone, please.

[@PKsDancingGIrl]

Hank Green loves Threadless. I love Threadless. I love Hank Green more.

[@buckinghamalice]

His brother. That's why they have the channel... to talk to one another.

[@Rachelw]

YAY you mentioned my math joke in your favourites

[@asouthace]

I have a banana suit! If only I was aware of Nerdfighteria earlier... *Jumps in DeLorean to alert past self*

[@BrandiMarie]

aw how cute! lol At the end you looked ganster buff! in a very cool nerdfighter way! Shimmy! -B-

[@MotzoRella]

benny should... spell the word banana out loud over and over again standing on a street corner. Can you imagine that? "Banana, banana.bananabananabananabananabananana..." haha

[@HPnerdfighter]

i love katiemonster!!!!

[@HeavyMetalRubberDucky]

God bless you

[@KristanShuford]

benny boo boo should make a slip n' slide covered completly in ice cream and then proceed to slide down it, becoming the world's largest and most un-edible bannana split ever!

[@MsMileyhope]

Bless you

[@Isabellulla]

I would like to see Benny-boo the banana suit man play the 'mall game'. This is a game where you go into a very large mall and walk into a store and touch the back wall and walk out without anyone talking to you. Every time you accomplish this you get a point, every time someone talks to you, you fail and don't get a point. And amusing game for people in funny clothes.

[@crisolj]

1:24 he breaks character and addresses to "friends". NOT just his brother.

[@Xanthius]

I think Benny should stand outside a produce department with a protest sign saying 'peeling is murder'. or 'Lets see how you feel with YOUR skin peeled'.

[@MustEatMuffins]

Benny should go to a major grocery store and buy a bunch of bananas, a loaf of bread, and a jar of peanut butter, in his banana suit. Then make a PB&Banana sandwich and eat it outside. If he's allergic or doesn't like PB&B, just buy a bunch of bananas and go through the checkout! :) ...A cannibalistic banana! :P

[@rosiesoho]

Please tell me the song you were thinking through came to fruition. It was glorious.

[@faithetcetc]

Haha love the Conchords reference.

[@kingslime212]

Benny-boo-boo must sing 'Baby Got Back' for us while covering his face with peanut butter

[@elgecko2]

"Now I know what it's like for you to put on a medium-sized shirt." Duuude. Burn. And I'm totally remembering that one to use on my brother for next time he gets pudgy.

[@wobinwobinwobin]

You, Freekun, are full of win.

[@masada5876]

The guy in the banana suit should go back in time to the civil war and create a third faction of banana rights activists (of course they would all wear banana suits)

[@jyjryu22799]

What ever happened to the Ning?

[@akechikurusu]

you looked like a beefcake when you said 'the creation of the ningmasters' haha :D

[@imnotuniqueimmonique]

I would like to see Benny booboo to be pushed around a large grocery store by his friend who is dressed in a gorilla suit, and they would buy cake, a blender, and some stockings.

[@Blue421]

This would be awesome.

[@catierae12]

Bless you Hank =]

[@thezenofjen]

for such an informative video, i sure laughed a lot

[@JayAreEmm]

Thanks, dahling! ❤❤❤

[@sl1pg8r]

I can see 18 but 21? Hrm... Kinda lame. I've jumped (fallen) a couple times and I'd love to have done it in a banana suit considering it would most likely increase drag and therefore lengthen your free fall.

[@ValxMae]

bless you, love

[@Nerdmancer]

bless you.

[@peaceloveandband]

go to the grocery store. stand by the bananas talk to them like you are old friends just chillin in the grocery store.

[@sora000111]

Wooo this is so awesome , Thanks Hank =D