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[@finnmcool2]

I once saw a sign that said "Due to rising ammunition prices we will no longer issue warning shots."

[@joyhall2736]

Mao. Price of bullets was too high so he had people beaten to death. "Price of bullets." Never the same.

[@finnmcool2]

@@joyhall2736 Honestly, despots like that I'm amazed the first time they issue that kind of order someone doesn't just 'spend a bullet'.

[@notoriusbookworm48]

I fired two warning shots... right in his head lol

[@Rattlesn8ke3708]

Well when the crap hits the fan in the very best future every bullet counts

[@cnault3244]

The sign I liked was "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."

[@ethansucksatcuphead]

"unattended children will be given an energy drink and taught to swear" sounds like youre leaving them with a high school hockey team

[@michaelmckinnon7314]

Nah military or truckers

[@sheltienightmare4616]

I just saw that sign a few days ago at a restaurant. So funny!

[@seantaggart7382]

For me NEVER GIVE ME ENERGY DRINKS i already have adhd So adding stuff like redbull? *SHATTERS REALITY*

[@sheltienightmare4616]

@@seantaggart7382 sounds like a fun time

[@seantaggart7382]

@@sheltienightmare4616 yeah i will get a redbull one day

[@mermaidqueen6294]

The fact these signs exist means someone did the thing… And that’s worrying all by itself.

[@JavaJane87]

@If you say fold in, one more time. or the part that says "external use only" on the curling irons. 🤣

[@JavaJane87]

100% agree with you there! 🤣

[@yoshigirl5760]

no its just funny

[@mowntainmann2567]

@If you say fold in, one more time. "common sense" has become an oxymoron.

[@halloweenjack4482]

No matter where you go, as long as there are people, there will always be stupid people.

[@stinesfloy]

The bull sign reminded me of a guided horseride I was on. Before we started our guide said this: A musk ox sprint speed is about 10km faster than our fastest horse. (Deadpan expression) Take note that none of you are riding our fastest horse. I still remember that 10 years later because he said it like that instead of dont get too close.

[@ivechang6720]

Great story! ❤🐎

[@depressoespresso5904]

I'd be really scared but that's an effective way to make sure the people are careful

[@theresawinters2637]

*insert mutahar laugh here*

[@teedub127]

Sign on dad's shop door... PUSH if that doesn't work, PULL if that doesn't work we must be closed.

[@thefog7067]

Total dadness classique!

[@warsprite1888]

Best Bar I've ever Seen, Bull-N-Mouth in TN, USA: Why? The bar has an upside down bi-plane in it as "decor" plus a lot of other period stuff and signs for the restrooms that point the correct direction to the restroom on the door of the other restroom. In other words Men's Room = Ladies and Ladies Room ='s Men's with Literal Pointing Fingers at the correct bathroom on the door of the other room, an advertising trick they used for years, but was technically correct if famously harder to follow as the night progresses. You can always tell the regulars when a drunk lady('s) stumbles into the men's room and the guys at the urinals don't even move because a call soon echoes from the corner stall: "it's the other one dear!" But strangely nobody makes a dive for cover because you get used to it after a while. lol

[@carolynallisee2463]

Absurd signs? not always. Funny signs? A definite 'yes', there!

[@katiobrien7854]

My daughter is of the opinion that for every warning, there is someone who has actually done the action being warned about. My favorite was my new curling iron that came with a warning ticket in the box: FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY. I cannot unsee the image in my head that caused that warning to be needed.

[@Queina1]

Saw a tik tok recently where a girl put a hair straightener on her tongue. OMG her screams!

[@chloechamberlin419]

@@Queina1 the stupid things people do for attention

[@Queina1]

@@chloechamberlin419 IKR!

[@indodinoyoutube]

There are only two non-external orifices in which a human could fit this thing and I hope for the love of everything that is holy that the person who caused this warning chose the mouth.

[@indodinoyoutube]

@@Queina1 This level of stupidity is far beyond my understanding...

[@oooiluvpancakesooo7781]

00:23. It’s a historic sign. People probably weren’t used to electricity when it was first posted. They kept the sign because it’s a cool piece of history, not because they don’t think people know what a light switch is.

[@soupsgord]

And here we have ….a sign explaining a sign! 😂😘

[@seantaggart7382]

Yeah and i like it! It tells us even back then people were Probably like us today We see something new? We Are Worried We are confused It's why i think some people are like this today Its new and confusing

[@klltsun_2576]

Yeah I was thinking the same

[@freeman8128]

I saw a sign that read "If you want my dog to rip your face off just open this door". Elsewhere another sign read "Never mind the dog, beware of the owner". I was knocked off my bike and injured by a motorist who instead of looking at the road was reading a big hoarding that read "look out for cyclists".

[@harryboyes2812]

I saw that one about the antidepressants. It was right across the road from me. Before the shop moved a few months back the pharmacist would regularly put the sign out with various witty remarks such as "It's funny, but you only need one mask even if you're two-faced."

[@adamjones-ps]

That one made me laugh. "Hope your happy now". Hilarious.

[@juneberry1982]

@@adamjones-ps *you're

[@yukiayumi6242]

I once saw a warning sign in Ireland with a cow on it, which is fair enough, they do have the tendency to randomly stand on the street. However, somebody had drawn a parachute on the sign, attached to the cow's back. I am still very grateful for this as I was indeed wondering how those cows would end up on the street all the time.

[@bobkatfan2013]

Lord Byron found out his university had a list of prohibited pets, but bears were not included. He had a bear live with him. They updated the rules after.

[@Brievel]

Byron was an absolute piece of work.

[@lazyhomebody1356]

The signs "for stupid people" are really for people who sue everyone for everything, looking for their free ride. "You didn't warn me/ tell me not to" Like that girl who put Gorilla Glue in her hair

[@seanwilkinson7431]

As a non-person who works in a place with signs, I can affirm that people do not read signs.

[@Halo916_]

I have heard of an Airplane nut packaging that says “Open package before eating nuts” there is also a step list on it. That is what people are willing to do for monwy

[@Colin_]

Yeah i heard of a case in america where a customer went to the drive through for some fast food and a coffee. They put the coffee container between their legs and drove off then something happened and they got scalded due to the hot coffee. They sued the fast food company and won due to the fact that the coffee container did not have a 'caution contains hot liquid' warning.

[@Halo916_]

@@Colin_ yeah, it was a McDonalds. It was WAY too hot, but now they have to put “Coffee is hot”

[@lazyhomebody1356]

@@Colin_ Please listen!! McDonalds knew their coffee was dangerously hot. They had paid off lots of injured people to keep quiet. The lady was in the hospital for months. She just wanted her bills covered. If you read about the case you will def be on her side.

[@randomweirdo1639]

Breathing underwater is a serious concern. When I was 5 I wanted to know… 0 out of 5 stars would not recommend

[@michaelmckinnon7314]

I was able to when I was a kid, can't as an adult though

[@randomweirdo1639]

@@michaelmckinnon7314 Were you were a mermaid as a kid?

[@KarlaO711]

@@randomweirdo1639 maybe she/he is talking about beeing a baby in the womb ^^

[@saYONAkidoRII]

I accidentally breathed in underwater and it actually felt normal :7

[@lyazzatification]

Same I tried it too, kinda worked since I went up for air but glad that sign is there so 3 YEAR OLDS CAN READ IT

[@isarose1237]

The Chinese Restaurant sign caught me way off-guard and I was wheezing

[@joyhall2736]

I'll Never forget it.

[@NotQuiteSaulsbury]

Just want to point out that there’s nothing wrong with the first sign; it’s a kids’ pool and they don’t want adults just hanging out in it unless they’re taking care of a kid. Video was hilarious. 10/10

[@MorrahaDesigns]

I read that first one several times trying to figure out what the supposed issue was. I wondered if I was just too tired to get it. Glad to know I am not the only one thinking there's nothing weird about it.

[@lilspiderlily]

Yeah, it's logical. And it gets rid of potential predators

[@fuzzblightyear145]

agree. there's something similar in our local pool for the separate children's pool.

[@thefog7067]

It's usually the other way around "All children must be accompanied by an adult that's what made me smile but yeah need to keep weirdos hanging out in there who don't have kids

[@JavaJane87]

I didn't get it either until I remembered "oh yeah...predators." ... Our pool only had signs that said "This is a place to take your children, not make them." And "we don't swim in your toilet. Don't pee in our pool."

[@markorphanos]

A childhood friend of mine in the bathroom of their house - "We aim to please, you aim too, please"...

[@janetelainedeloach6501]

Great signs. Just remember that there is a reason for these crazy sounding signs.

[@GreatGameTutorials]

Lol the 3 feminists one at 2:59 had me leaving

[@joyhall2736]

A small town with politically correct safety signs & labels wb hysterical for a short time then maddening.

[@guywithstuffs3153]

"If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick" -Aperature Science Labs

[@GhastlyGhostrider]

I LOVED the smartphone zombie one! Those REALLY need to put up everywhere!

[@scorpio6593]

The one about pushing and pulling the door reminded me of where I used to work, we had a sliding door with a large handle on the left which made it obvious that the door slid to the right, there was also a large bright pink sign with black writing that said "slide" and an arrow pointing to the right! It amazed me how many people would try to slide the door to the left, then try to push it, then try to pull it, then stand back, stare at the sign and then walk away!? I also constantly had people asking for sandwiches, pies, burgers, milkshakes etc, which would have been okay if we were a take away and not a newsagent!? And the woman who walked in, stood in the middle of the shop and asked (while surrounded by newspapers and magazines) where the newsagent was really took the cake!

[@caliscribe2120]

My all time favorite was from the Old Clevand Municipal Stadium. The sign read "Visitor's Clubhouse ". Below "No Visitors Allowed. "

[@michaelmckinnon7314]

The hotel was probably built before electricity, and the historic sign was put in after they electrified the hotel, I believe the hotel is in Chicago

[@petershen8229]

Bruhh... I really want to know what the story behind " don't breathe under water " sign. Did Aquaman visit them or something?

[@annehenry6243]

Yea, I wondered that too...unless they're hinting at no snorkeling??? Then why not say, no snorkeling?

[@sjonnieplayfull5859]

Some kids tried, some parents sued, some law system failed, some shop owner said: not again.

[@jimgeraghty2462]

The results of a multi million dollar federal study?

[@pegatheetoo1437]

Sadly, some of these may be more than just funny signs. At an office where I worked, we had to call an immediate training meeting. It lasted for approx 5 min. The only issue they covered was not to sniff or drink the White Out. I never learned how that training came about, but I would guess there was a reason for it! Lol

[@katerinapeklenk2016]

There are two things I'm certain about here: 1. Two of the signs in this video were shown twice. 2. Some of these signs are found in the Ridiculously Obvious Signs series on Sporcle.

[@anonymously_]

In case you didnt know, they go to reddit for those pictures

[@spikebrannigan]

What's "Sporcle"?

[@katerinapeklenk2016]

@@spikebrannigan It's a website full of fun quizzes. I recommend it.

[@katherynhope5599]

THE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVENESS ON SOME OF THESE THO XD

[@-thestorypurrincess-]

IKR!😂 Those people are literal geniuses

[@TheBeatlesShow]

"3 feminists" I don't know for certain, but I'm willing to bet that elevator is located somewhere in Alabama or Mississippi. People in those states LOVE to accuse the people they hate of being fat (while being bigger than whales themselves). Oh, and I forgot Tennessee. Can't forget Tennessee.

[@seantaggart7382]

No the limit is one Everyone else doesn't stay there

[@Brievel]

Someone's salty.

[@michaelmckinnon7314]

Actually it's in Florida,Miami if memory serves me correctly

[@zazi5305]

I think the joke was more about the size of ego, not the size of weight. Could be wrong, but that's the usual way to go with those kinds of insults.

[@da_ghoul9432]

Let me guess, you are a fat feminist. That is redundant.

[@Adogdoingdogthings]

1:05 "Please urinate with precision and elegance" Oh dont we all? I mean boys are very *"elegant"* 🤣

[@debolinachatterjee1726]

0:47 we need that sign lol. It's actually very effective.

[@plug4uk696]

In the words of Bill & Ted "EXCELLENT" I've got bloody tears of laughter streaming down my face after watching this video, CHEERS to all those sign makers ;-)

[@veramae4098]

"Animals do not leave trash ..." Been watching the Icelandic volcano. All those people. No trash.

[@ronaldhorne5106]

The lack of visible trask is because they throw their trash on the red hot lava and it burns up, even the aluminum cans.

[@PhilowenAster]

@@ronaldhorne5106 It saves on needing trash cans out there!

[@seantaggart7382]

I mean I've been to yellowstone Like People DONT MAKE A WISH TO THE MAGIC RAINBOW POOLS ITS NOT MAGIC ITS EXTREMEOPHILES!

[@gordol66]

2:59 or six thousand, six hundred eggs. 8:30 the children ARE the speed bumps.

[@somerando6243]

E feminists

[@MrChazz10]

I used to work at a sign factory and had to proof read many signs, I thought I'd seen it all 😅

[@shouttothelord77]

“This is a stop sign!” 🤣

[@aprilstevens8884]

The sad thing about the littering sign is that it is true. When I grew up in the 90s this sign would have been insulting now it's just sad

[@Rcoutme]

Michael's Weddings had me in stitches!!

[@nickichambers9328]

3:36 I want to meet whoever did that, if only to give them a fist-bump. Kudos to them!

[@jakepullman4914]

Would be hard to get it to stay upright like that. A lot of effort for a joke. Worth it.

[@sof_trackbeast]

2:15 Usain bolt: I'll take that as a challenge

[@warsprite1888]

The Warning Sign at 3:32 min: Those are Actual Signs and Yes they Do Have a Reason to Exist. Why? Because many area's in many countries have these things called Flash Floods (mostly the west or southwest of the USA) and that is actually what the sign is warning you about but would be more effective if they just came out with a more effective slogan that said "Caution!: The road you are driving on may go underwater where you cannot!" Also in related news: Colorado just chiseled it's first house sized boulder back down into sizable chunks that could be carried off the roadway....already. Yes, I said "house sized boulder".

[@xczechr]

There are multiple duplicates in here. Should we post a sign warning folks?

[@Fire_Opal]

5:38 "every sign has a story". I get increasingly concerned for mankind.

[@sun_scream]

3:00 would two other feminists like to ride in an elavator with me?

[@gwynpic6639]

We only need to find one more!

[@mossthegremlin6161]

Hello now we’ve got three

[@rossramsdell7584]

about the sign in the elevator... they forgot the last one. "1 misogynist sign maker"

[@spawnofheck504]

The '3 feminists' thing seems to be edited on. all of the other text on the sign is slightly smaller at the bottom (due to the angle of the shot), but it isn't. also funny joke

[@alvexok5523]

0:20 - by the looks and style of that sign, it is most likely over 100 years old. It's there as a monument. You think anyone would make a sign like that today unless it's a joke? And they wouldn't use turn-of-the-20th century style paper, writing style, and frame

[@seantaggart7382]

Yeah But Lets look at it back then It was probably needed due to stupid people then!

[@randydraper4596]

2:58 Why does it say "three feminists," they are people too.

[@sjonnieplayfull5859]

They refuse to lighten up...

[@woody8391]

Oh really? I thought they were empty peanut shells! Thanks for the clarification, I'm way allergic😂😂😂

[@kendahlshane3147]

My wife received a package with instructions not to open it with a knife as that might damage the contents. The contents were a kitchen cutting board.

[@cinnamonrickrolls245]

We want more We want more We want more

[@cujoedaman]

4:15 Yes, that is true, but stop signs with a white boarder are optional.

[@TandD1w]

I've seen the "no diving" toilet sign. It's in a single hole toilet room at a small City Hall in eastern Michigan.

[@ChrisTopheRaz]

6:15 I can vouch for the necessity of that sign because I did it once at a Chase bank LOL they must’ve been looking at me like I was crazy trying to leave out the window.

[@sienashawver6511]

That’s what you get when you have chandler bing in the advertising industry. 😂😂😂 If you watch friends you would understand

[@KarlaO711]

I have seen two funny signs. 1. Attention Before you enter, consider. Suicide is not a solution either. 2. Give your dog a change and let him poop in front of your own door

[@kenkahre9262]

Its worth noting that Minnesota wound up TWICE on this list.

[@emmacoughlin11]

That’s what I was thinking I live in Minnesota...

[@ronjohnson9507]

Damn socialists

[@matthewchandler7845]

I saw a great sign the other day... it was by a ditch and it read: WARING! Stay away from this ditch! >.< it made me laugh pretty good...

[@ivechang6720]

The bull one: 🐮😆Oops. Guess he could make it in 8.2 after all...

[@nirbhayshah6976]

2:59 am I the only one who caught only 3 feminist when 4 people are max

[@velvety2006]

would be funny if the bull from the bull sign was actually named forest

[@rosykindbunny1313]

1:59 Omg I've seen that place with the sign!

[@fytrndm]

0:34 Let's play "is this Canada or Russia?"

[@NateIsNotOkay]

(7:48) This sign was in my local café, but only as a joke (and the kitten was replaced with a puppy). I remember being little and asking my parents to leave me there, they always said no. I never got the puppy..

[@Xth3Z]

That "No diving" sign on the toilet shattered another life goal. 😭 At least there are still some places that allow smoking and breathing under water. 😁

[@A1Sheikh]

1:58 This should’ve been “Pet missing? No brame us! Brame Hurricane”

[@GamerTrashPanda]

3:00 "4 persons max! 1000 kg Or 1 horse 5050 bananas 6666 hens eggs 2941 pigeons 88 haddock 3 feminists" The last one is the best. Lol

[@aarond.8586]

The first sign actually makes sense. They don’t want creeps in the wading pool. Unless an adult is with a child, there is no reason for them to be there. It’s the same reason why adults can’t go to Chuck E. Cheese unless they’re with a child.

[@marktaylor4758]

When I was young I used to think a Pizza hut was a hut made out of a gigantic cheese Pizza 🤣

[@sjonnieplayfull5859]

Wait, it's not?

[@marktaylor4758]

@@sjonnieplayfull5859 no it's not

[@sjonnieplayfull5859]

@@marktaylor4758 Bummer

[@marktaylor4758]

@@sjonnieplayfull5859 I'll say

[@sambudd7592]

Yup! some peeps out there totally unaware! Kudos to some of the clever ones! Saw one in a gas stop bathroom that said "please don't flush your soiled underwear down the toilet!" :)

[@futurestoryteller]

The "3 Feminists" sign is especially funny because you just know it was written by one guy who weighs twice as much.

[@marymikel9193]

I think some of these people probably felt they had a moment to shine when given the opportunity to write a sign.

[@hyunjins_lips]

I saw a sign that looked like it said “NO SAFETY, SMOKING FIRST” but it actually said “NO SMOKING, SAFETY FIRST”

[@berniej.janinsky4098]

Necessary signs of our times (,& you KNOW there's going to be Entitled People for whom they're STILL not explicit enough - & will go to court to argue the point!)

[@solidmoon8266]

When you gotta put up a sign to cover common sense, having a bit of fun at the readers expense gets the point across that not listening would considered very stupid.

[@jameswelch3624]

Got to say I’m glad someone did that with the stop sign. Nearly hit or been hit because people ran stop signs several times

[@dabestorkposta]

Truly amazing **chefs kiss**

[@raebinshin33]

3:56 Curiousity Can kill us.... But i still wanna find out!!! It can kill us both ways anyway.........

[@xpndblhero5170]

Sign: "Animals don't leave trash... Humans do. Act like an animal." Me: "I am so gonna poop on the ground right in front of this sign.... Just like an animal would. " Sign: "That's not what I meant¡!" Me: "TOO LATE"

[@xpndblhero5170]

@DJ KZbinr TMJ - 😁

[@oenrn]

The thing is, poop is biodegradable, unlike plastic, so you wouldn't really be harming the environment if you did. (And just in case, yes, I know it was a joke).

[@oenrn]

"The use of electricity for lighting is in no way harmful to health, nor does it affect the soundness of sleep." The fact they even needed to add that reassurance shows how at the time people were going through the same "ridiculous fearmongering about new things whose working I don't quite understand" that is now applied to stuff like 5G towers and the like. I guess some things never change.

[@seantaggart7382]

Yeah but it also gives hope Since In the future people will understand that 5G is safe Same thing as autodriving cars

[@uttermostvids631]

Completely different then the 5g argument electricity was a very terrible thing at the time and the only time people saw it was when getting hit by lightning but "phone waves' on the other hand has been thoroughly tested and even if it did emit radiation it would be far within the safe amount for humans

[@oenrn]

@@uttermostvids631 "electricity was a very terrible thing at the time" Electricity runs through our bodies at all times in each and every cell. Life simply cannot exist without it. Of course at the time people didn't know that, which is my point: then, as now, people were afraid of something simply because it was new and they did not understand how it worked. Technology changes, but humans will be human.

[@seantaggart7382]

@@uttermostvids631 Well its still the same issue New things are scary Self driving cars? Scary might crash into someone 5G? Well Its the fact its Entire new spectrum of Data And these people are usally parents Aka the ones who would be more cautious So i understand

[@uttermostvids631]

@@seantaggart7382 I guess it's more of an "old and stuck in their ways" kind of deal?

[@poetfrost]

A couple of duplicates but a lot of amazing signs. Great job!

[@androidaxolotl8311]

8:26 only someone with a very dark sense of humor (like me) will get it...

[@LieutenantByrd]

I had to make a commercial in health class about a miracle drug we made up and at the end I put a sign and read it with an advertisement voice saying, "Premium sale! Buy one for the price of two get one 50% off! 50% OFF of miradrugs."

[@darthvaydor6716]

The urinal sign reminds me of this one time in bootcamp when a guy crapped in a stall with a sign that said out of order, our dorm chief had our undying loyalty after he spent about thirty minutes plunging it till it finally went down.

[@faeriemagic3546]

At my medical clinic , above the toilet , it says " don't drink the water"! Swear to God!

[@spaceguy20_12]

”in the forests and mountains animals do not leave trash, humans do Please behave like animals” But wait a minute... Aren’t Humans Animals??

[@saf.081]

just remember they were made cos people ACTUALLY DID the obvious

[@princessstarpeach9161]

All these signs are hilarious 🤣😂😆😄😭🤣😅

[@NiennaFan1]

Boring is a town in Oregon whose motto is "a very exciting place to live"

[@spacecadet60]

Don't breath underwater !!....OMG !!...so that's why someone has to resuscitate me whenever I go swimming !! I wish that I had seen that sign before.

[@gerbillover3186]

3:08 I've seen this one before! In the full image, there was a smoking dog beneath it. Probably just his breath on a cold day, but still funny

[@seantaggart7382]

0:17 so even back then people had trouble And i get that! Lightbulbs were extremely like magic back then for everyone So seeing a light bulb might make them think "fancy candle?" So yeah

[@philomenagorton2666]

Thank you for bringing a little laughter into my life. 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@bobmarshall3700]

At an intersection in Crafers, Adelaide Hills South Australia..... "Watch for buses when foggy"! So if it's not foggy, do we just ignore them? At a major bank building in Adelaide is a sign in the lobby.... "In case of fire do not use elevators". So a blonde I knew who worked there used to climb the stairs to her office on the 7th floor every work day for about three years until her manager explained to her what the sign meant!

[@LillyCook]

In the science book at school it said, “High waves are very high and low waves are very low.” 😑 😂

[@sutapachowdhury]

Hilarious! Thank you for making us laugh! I'm still laughing!

[@manuelkaduthuse497]

Thanks for the content it really put a smile on my lifeless face

[@rufusblake3599]

I live in the country. In early April, I had a red tail hawk fly into my house. Catching it and putting it out was an experience. A bear was on the porch last night to get out of the rain. Those signs I understand.

[@XericSol]

By the logic of that last sign I must ignore it as animals can't read either.

[@Kakarot64.]

Ignore it and make sure to shit in the middle of the footpath and leave it there while you go to bark at someone's dog

[@brithemchildsplay7283]

I love how most of these are just super passive aggressive

[@sunflower5067]

2:55 that was brutal 😂🤣

[@crowthebro]

01:45 that's at the columbus zoo's wilds!

[@John73John]

8:30 "SPEED BUMPS AHEAD" / "WHEN CHILDREN ARE PRESENT" My first thought was that someone was pushing children into the road to create the speed bumps...