WOMAN SCRIPTS - How To Never Feel Frustrated With Your Man Again

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[@Gideon_Judges6]

Thank you for not at all addressing why or even acknowledging that you were eating from the trash. 😂

[@marianrose1259]

SirBudrick 👍😂

[@Bihli777]

You don't?

[@Lectuz]

Can't let an half-eaten Éclair go to waste.

[@RowanAuraz]

He was looking for his manscript, and got hungry!

[@BritishBikerPhilippines]

Trash cans are harbingers of many delightful surprises

[@treacheroustiger5571]

Damn, I know this was a joke but I would actually buy this women script.

[@333whiteraven]

@Dennis D I agreed with Tiger and I couldn't help but laugh when I read your response. My husband and I were born and raised in Chicago. 🤣

[@dorotaw7097]

I don't think it's a joke, it's a rescue for all of us!!

[@sjent]

@Craig X _this goes for when they "communicate" with their women friends also._ Doesnt matter. They understand each other in the same way they communicate with each other. For men it is straightforward, with women communication goes thru black hole, but end result tend to be the same.

[@strongerasone2403]

Women don't need to say anything to each other to know what we are both thinking.

[@shadowfox781]

@@strongerasone2403 Yeah I've always wondered how women can do that.

[@meredithcarroll6209]

I've been using the, "I don't need you to fix it for me, I just need to vent to someone" on my husband for years. It legit works.

[@meredithcarroll6209]

@Steve Smith no, unlike guys like you, he doesn't live only to hear the sound of his own voice.

[@withlove2963]

Yupp!

[@eirikmurito]

It worked? I cant believe he fell for it!

[@meredithcarroll6209]

@@eirikmurito he didn't fall for anything except the truth.

[@eirikmurito]

@@meredithcarroll6209 the way you said it sounded like you were tricking him..

[@kimchianthony]

"your man finally understands you when you take you out of the equation" ---- GOLD!!!!

[@Rhedak]

What I like about these is that the woman actually explains herself instead of just wanting her man to magically know what she is thinking or feeling.

[@CarbageMan]

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

[@yourangelinfleshorsackclot1523]

@@CarbageMan he hit the lucky lucky chicken bones

[@ashleycampbell8799]

Oh yes magic is required to see a pile of dishes in the sink or the pile of trash by where he sits lol. Thats the real product JP needs to sell, magic glasses that allow your man to see all the things right in front of him 😆

[@ashleycampbell8799]

@@Trehlas if we both see them, why doesn’t he have to confer the idea to me clean them?

[@amitgabay3721]

@@ashleycampbell8799 we see the pile of dishes or the dirty floor we just don't care. We see that there is dirt on the floor go "cool" and move om

[@Jason_Van_Stone]

My wife is trying speak to me as I'm watching this.... I'm just nodding, waiting for her to pull out womanscripts.

[@karenbonnici6204]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@adsertheblade]

Funnier than the video itself.

[@slynn360]

😂😂😂

[@joelstephenson8017]

Lol

[@freerangemtb]

Her: "Remember when you watched that video of your sister giving birth, and you threw up because of how gross it was?" Him: "Yeah..." Her: "That's the same level of turn-on I feel towards you, right now." If my wife were to say that to me, that would shred me. That's brutal.

[@hunterhunter5906]

Yeah, nothing will make a man love a woman more than knowing that he disgusts her.

[@hyperhektor7733]

yeah instant divorce

[@Wolf37f]

Me: Remember that time you were single?

[@shadowfox781]

What kind of a man would want to see a video of his sister giving birth?

[@freerangemtb]

@@shadowfox781 Valid point.

[@anandanuggets1339]

TBH my husband bought me a dyson vaccum and I was STOKED.

[@wasabiginger6993]

Ananda Nuggets ... I would prefer a Dyson hair dryer!

[@shadowfox781]

I believe it. I heard those Dyson vacuum cleaners cost over $600.

[@wheeliebin18]

Get a Shark vacuum. Third of the price, infinitely better.

[@AngryReptileKeeper]

If I had a boyfriend and he bought me a Dyson, he would _so_ be getting laid.

[@dreadassembly4087]

Just don't cuddle your women when she on the toilet.

[@thelastgeneration1926]

Why not

[@kennethcoval4970]

@@thelastgeneration1926 cuz that's gross

[@Alx2672]

I actually tried it as a joke.... Never again, she was so upset, she got up and started swinging. To make it worse I just couldn't stop laughing, DON'T DO IT!

[@kennethcoval4970]

I just gotta say, there are some fantastic usernames in here

[@TeresaJeremiahCooper]

Best comment

[@OtakuBob22]

I'd support a kickstarter of "Woman Scripts".

[@hshs5756]

I've been living "Woman Script" for 53 years. I could write it from memory. Do I get the job?

[@shintruth2716]

There are books about understanding women you know. It's not that hard when you understand that what matter most is understanding, not fixing. That alone fixes lots of communication problem.

[@hshs5756]

@@shintruth2716 There's a great scene in the film _White Men Can't Jump_ where the girlfriend says she's thirsty and the boyfriend starts jumping out of bed saying "I'll get you a glass of water." The girlfriend explains "No, no, you don't get it. Women don't want solutions, they want sympathy. You're supposed to say 'I've been thirsty before, too, I understand thirst'."

[@donotlike4anonymus594]

just make sure not to support them.... (do not click or buy the tcm....) first of all it's bullsnit and second of all.... u know the state of woman and even man in china.... i mean just don't....

[@MamaMOB]

As a woman, so would I!

[@killboi207]

I showed my liberal gf one of these videos the other day and she loved it. I didn't have the heart to tell her that he mocks everything she stands for.

[@killboi207]

@Top Trending Broke up 3-4 months ago. She was actually pretty cool. The only time we argued really was when politics came up.

[@killboi207]

@Top Trending It's hilarious isn't it.

[@killboi207]

@Top Trending LOL!

[@bxxtrr]

@@killboi207 does your ex girlfriend need a girlfriend? send her my way boy

[@killboi207]

@@bxxtrr I don't own her, nor do I make decisions for her. It's not my place to "send" her anywhere.

[@stephaniemorrissey5114]

Telling my husband "This is a listening conversation, not a fixing conversation," before venting to him has really helped us.

[@NS-pf2zc]

"How is that even possible?!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@CrystalHempstock]

Idk about you, but if my man bought me a brand new vacuum I'd be very happy.

[@robertcronin6603]

Would you say that you're the majority or the minority in this feeling, I wonder?

[@TheRealPhilBelk]

You're a Queen!

[@mathis8210]

It's funny that there are actually many women who think that this awesome machine, invented to make lives easier for everyone is some kind of magical opression machine. How can you be so scared of something so simple and useful as a vacuum? Same goes for washing machines and kitchen stoves.

[@davidkay7389]

What kind of sandwiches can you make?

[@DarkShadowMegadeth]

I would say not as a birthday present but just as a thoughtful gift I would be very happy. But a birthday present should be more heartfelt and personal. Imo

[@andrewpinkham9904]

This is better then the “you’re supposed to know why I’m pissed”

[@MarvelousOldWorld]

I wish someone would get me a nice vacuum.

[@TheSwissHillbilly]

I know! As a woman, please, feel free to abuse me that way!

[@evagru]

My son just got me a cordless one and I like it. 😉

[@G7M9W]

But vacuums suck as gifts...

[@I_know_it_I_sew_it_I_grow_it]

You wouldn't need a vacuum, if you had me. 😉

[@MadNumForce]

Same. A powerful, stainless-body one, with HEPA filters and standard size fleece bags, an industrial grade motor sealed from dust and water, and a 20m long cord. Maybe it's time women buy dudes the vacuum they deserve.

[@JohnWhiteHere]

I don’t get it... this just seems like a genuinely good idea??

[@Agrillot6]

John White maybe men should just listen? I’ve always spoken my mind in the most non-offensive way possible but men just don’t want to understand. “I’m interpreting what you’re saying to mean-“ Don’t interpret, I’m not speaking Greek, just LISTEN!

[@everope]

@@Agrillot6 Are you really that myopic

[@epajarjestys9981]

@@everope She's a woman.

[@Agrillot6]

everope what is your argument? These are the actual words from a discussion with my ex husband. This is my experience. All I see from you is your effort to degrade me.

[@harmonicarchipelgo9351]

@@Agrillot6 I don't think you are as good a communicator as you think you are. Literally all communication is interpretation, if your words have multiple ways to be interpretated, then someone asking a clarification question (like "Is this what you mean..." or "my interpretation of what you said is this..." is actually a sign of good communication and actively wanting to understand you. Your meaning might be obvious to you, but try and imagine how your audience might have trouble understanding you and be patient in helping them get the picture. Even if something seems simple to you, it might be like Greek to someone else.

[@scottoconnor]

It would be better if she texted you the scripts - saying them out loud seems so impersonal. Texting is more relatable.

[@oathstar18]

I think you meant to say "saying them out loud seems so personal" trust me as a man I know I'm right.

[@mmmfun77]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ColonelSandersLite]

Oh! There could be a man-woman speak translation app. Don't know what your significant other is trying to tell you? This app can instantly translate it for you.

[@simon_patterson]

Ha ha, that's a great call!

[@fredclement5059]

@@ColonelSandersLite THAT'S BRILLIANT!!! I''LL BUY ONE!

[@elizabethbeers8109]

"You can't teach algebra to a two year old..."😂😂😂

[@rygabehart7835]

I love that you’re playing with a dog toy while she explains cuddling 😂

[@dozer1642]

What I got out of this is, it’s not my fault she doesn’t doesn’t know how to communicate with me.

[@tolep]

You may as well just fake listening

[@vidard9863]

That, or I can't bother actually listening to him, trying to understand him, or figuring out how to express myself to him, but I am getting tired of just expecting him to figure it out without any help from me....

[@allsystemsgootechaf9885]

Vidar D “You should just KNOW. ITS LIKE YOU DONT EVEN CARE WHATS THE POINT ANYMORE 😭😭😭😭” “What babe?” “EXACTLY” “Oh” And then, i resume my evening unbothered, as she’s subconsciously realized that redirecting that toxicity towards twitter instead of the man that blows her back out, actually provides her desired effect. She gets to rant, and a bunch a people (women and simps) provide no insight or solutions but support whatever it is she vomited into the interwebs.

[@choronos]

@@allsystemsgootechaf9885 Eh. Sounds like toxicity coming from both parties. Her emotions might seem "'dumb" to you, but that doesn't mean you have license to casually dismiss them without consequence. All your relationships are doomed if you don't treat it like an equal partnership. Communication is a two-way street. If your partner isn't doing a great job of communicating, then you should probably be working that out between yourselves instead of "resuming your evening unbothered."

[@JOHN----DOE]

More like, you SHOULD try harder but women have to accept that getting through to a large hairy five-year-old is futile.

[@justgopherit3454]

0:47 "What do you mean, like why would you be telling me this than?"... I laughed so hard as the echo reverberated through halls of my memories. 🤣🤣🤣

[@ashleycnossen3157]

Haha. My husband tells me all the time I need to talk to him like he's a 5-year-old. It works.

[@Megan-gl4zz]

Haha! Mine tells me "Well why didn't you just ask/tell me? I would have done it!" they can be so sweet when we aren't misunderstanding them lol

[@edennis3202]

I saw a movie where this woman says that you have to spell things out for men, like Hooked on Phonics spelled out. That was a revelation for me. I never could figure out why my major professor didn't understand what I was telling him. We would just end up staring blankly at each other. But he was just as bad. He would point to something and make a face at me; I was too embarrassed to tell him that I had no idea what he was trying to get at.

[@jlmcgrot]

Here's the man-script for that: "I don't need 20K words for a simple ask".

[@Megan-gl4zz]

@@jlmcgrot lol or: "A story that could have been 1 minute turned into a 15 minute story. But it's ok"

[@jlmcgrot]

Megan yours is better. Mine is more of a what not to say, haha. I guess my point was that a husband saying that is not saying he is incapable of comprehension. It’s his nice way of saying you talk too much. Lol

[@Megan-gl4zz]

"Just pretend I'm your phone!" omg that killed me lol!!! I love your wife!

[@PoliticalWonderland]

“Your man will understand you, when you take you out of the equation” that’s legit great advice...

[@whoaitsally7676]

Thanks to Womanscripts, I can now instantly remove all excitement my husband feels when I am getting undressed for bed, without all the stress! Thanks Womanscripts!

[@bretmelton3823]

56 years and I'm still learning the female language

[@KaySade321]

My husband just now: “This is actually helpful! Such perspective!” 😐 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@AngieCee1]

When you take "YOU" out of the equation 😂😂😂

[@helenahandkart1857]

Funniest part!

[@vidard9863]

Honestly true though, part of the problem with most communication is we sort of assume that the other person knows everything that we know, or if you are manipulative, exactly what you think that they know...

[@shadowfox781]

A slap in the face to every woman watching this video . . . which is what makes it so funny.

[@Mira_Dunia]

Aw, I honestly thought the vacuum gift was sweet.

[@litigioussociety4249]

Like in the episode of Malcolm in the Middle where the wife tells the husband in his sleep that the perfect gift would be new vacuum bags.

[@TheSwissHillbilly]

@@litigioussociety4249 Hey, vacuum bags sound great. I once got a packet of dish cloths for our anniversary.

[@backyardrebel2149]

Same here. I love practical gifts. ❤️

[@tigger6186]

I specifically asked for a new vacuum one year, I loved that vacuum. Lol.

[@kevingarver9752]

Frying pans are not good gifts either especially if you're in throwing distance. Take my word for it, I know from experience.

[@kerriannefudge3269]

I need these woman scripts so my husband can finally understand me. I'm serious. These would work.

[@semi-articulatefemale6684]

🤣🤣😅 That's what I thought!!

[@vidard9863]

Well atleast you can show him the free version.

[@janishuey4802]

I know, right?

[@JewelsFromVenus]

Later on tonight : "Honey, do you remember when you were watching your sister give birth and you had to throw up?" Hahahaa

[@noislamonazisdotcom9888]

Your first script> Just think more logically so you can understand him.

[@AdrianCeroni]

Oddly enough, I feel these aren't dumbed down enough.

[@Jaden-up3bg]

How to be a dummy for dummies

[@TheMooper27]

The profile pic and the comment, this has to be bait.

[@stephanielu7694]

Honestly, the vacuum gift depends on the couple, what the woman likes, their understanding of each other and the man's true motive behind getting the vacuum.

[@Whitewavewoman]

I love vacuuming 😂

[@gobnaitaine2791]

Yes! I love vacuuming, have been wanting a good Dyson for years. I'd love that as a gift.

[@letsstartadialogueeh7692]

I mean we need a much better vacuum I would not mind an upgrade. 😃

[@matchaa121]

I would be exctatic if my man got me a dyson😂

[@qualms9197]

My Sebo vacuum cleaner is a most worthy acquisition thanks to my husband & my father!

[@BoBoInnovation]

Google translator should’ve adopted this woman script for everyone.

[@shadowfox781]

Someday . . .

[@MegF142857]

I'm married many years and been working on such scripts for all that time. Truly... this is what it means to be happily married sometimes! ;-) The woman also has to realize that some times there is no script and hubby gonna do what hubby gonna do, so take up yoga and meditation to get through the rest.

[@solidsnake5644]

*Women:* Expect men to know what they want because other women are good at picking up on social cues and assume that men should be too. *Men:* Completely clueless to social cues because we aren't women and talk in more direct ways. *Women:* Visible frustration because the guy isn't getting the hints. *Men:* "What's wrong?" *Women:* "Nothing."

[@aaronimp4966]

This comment understands more of the issue than the video. XD

[@ATruckCampbell]

Could not word it better.

[@tovarisch3039]

​@@ruaraidh74 How is nothing meaning nothing ridiculous?

[@wasabiginger6993]

vorcazm ... 😂

[@MMMMMarrry]

Understanding social cues is a learnable skill.

[@crashgear08]

hahahaha Epic man stance, "What do you mean how is that even possible"!

[@RH-tv9hk]

😂😂😂

[@mrswjr4061]

Amber’s baby bump is absolutely adorable!😍

[@TheBarrwen]

It’s true. When my wife talks to me or vents I get frustrated because I want to fix everything.

[@bamzz7801]

I hold off, but when it's the same issue for the 32nd time..........enough is enough. Fix it, allow me to fix it or please stop complaining about it. I'm now single. Lol.

[@ImThatGuy17]

JP is like fine wine; the more his channel ages, the better it gets. I'm always blown away by how he adapts so well to the issue or topic he wants to jest about, and how it's always top quality writing!

[@josephreagan9545]

As a man, I would prefer women to use woman scripts.

[@user-di5rm9ee1p]

I concur

[@erikwilliams1562]

Same! But then again she’s rational when reading them so not a true indicator of what would happen

[@davidgrange8182]

Your man will understand you when you take YOU out of the equation. Ironically, there may be some I sightfulness to that statement.

[@chuckh5999]

followed by ME.

[@DaleCoreySanford]

Wearing a Wonder Woman shirt while denying sex to her husband was hilarious on so many levels

[@zugmeister314]

I'm sure her cats will love it!

[@Captiiva]

As a married man of many many years, the part I appreciated the most is the "I'm not in the mood tonight" ....... "How is that even possible?" response by him. This is comedy gold. I told my wife 5 years ago to let me know when she is in the mood again, she is still working on it...

[@stankssmile5865]

Shit is sour if the same joke is reversed on roles

[@keithgraham9547]

She's been in the mood a lot. Unfortunately, just not with you...

[@RKyle-wx6rp]

Ouch...some of these are so mean lol! If my man got me a vacuum and was THAT excited about it...I would just be happy for the free upgrade lol. Heck, maybe he’d even be happy enough to use it himself a couple times 😂

[@lillywhite8166]

I want to see JP in a kilt running through a forest doing a Braveheart scene ...

[@kritikitti3868]

You can take my vacuum but you'll never. Yes dear, I'll get that garbage right away. Errr, where does it go?

[@fhuber7507]

If she doesn't want it fixed.... Then we, men, don't need to know about it.

[@arbel7655]

Charming

[@carultch]

Exactly. Don't want my input? Keep it to yourself.

[@carultch]

@Autumn Potato I care about my partner's feelings, I just don't care when the conversation is a one way street. If I want to hear about problems I can do nothing about, I'd rather watch the news.

[@jcmorrison90]

Normally your videos are funny and exaggerated, I find this funny but highly accurate and actually think this would be a useful real-world product.

[@CrookedWoodsFamilyOrchard]

I need to show my wife this, it might save our marriage

[@CrookedWoodsFamilyOrchard]

@J M SAVE!!!!!!

[@thehighway3695]

@@FaithWithAutism Marriage is never safe for men in America. All she has to say is "i'm not happy" and then your living in a hotel while shes F*ing some strange in you bed with the kids in the next room and you paying the mortgage!

[@thehighway3695]

@Foam Farmer half!.. haha dude this is America and n 2020. She gets 90% and you'll be lucky not to be in jail when her lawyer advise her to call the cops and accuse you of beating her or molesting the kids.

[@I_know_it_I_sew_it_I_grow_it]

When you admit you're a shit husband, in the public comments section. 😂

[@shadowfox781]

@@CrookedWoodsFamilyOrchard Hopefully your wife will appreciate the fact that you are making an effort to make your marriage a better one. That alone should help. Also, who better to turn to for marriage advice than an expert like JP?

[@alphacause]

The reason your woman is not communicating clearly or concisely with you is NOT because she is incapable, but because she DELIBERATELY wants to sow confusion, so as to always have a reason to criticize and entrap you. Her confounding means of expression is the equivalent of a rhetorical cage.

[@trickdawg5521]

Damnnnnnnn. Nailed it!

[@swordsnorchids1997]

Then stop being in a relationship with people who still live with toxic behavior and patterns it's not that complicated.

[@bushfamvids3251]

No woman wants to criticize a man. Ever. That's like saying men only want women to communicate directly because they're too lazy to do the work of deciphering. Women don't desire to be critical, they desire to be proud of their man. Women love seeing men put in effort for them. It's attractive. Why is that so difficult to fathom for these butthurt internet manchildren.

[@seanparker4461]

I absolutely love your comedy. You take some good thoughts, some truth, add a slather of sarcasm and some sprinkles of passive aggressive angry hate, mix it all up and put it through a grinder to produce solid comedic gold. :D

[@pipermarie8393]

I’m about to take notes...the first script has me like 🤯 “I’m a capable person, I don’t need you to fix anything, it’s like when your team is loosing you don’t do anything, you just stay and watch” this is really like holy shit mind blowing! Lol

[@zugmeister314]

Men fix things. Keep this in mind when you present yours with a problem.

[@bxxtrr]

@@zugmeister314 we have an insecure man here everybody

[@zugmeister314]

​@@bxxtrr Thanks for the chuckle. I'm now so ashamed haha. Seriously though, an example because you seem to have missed my point... If a guy friend of mine came up to me and said "my car won't start", that would NOT be an invitation for me to commiserate with him and talk about his feelings for his missed appointment. It'd be time to bring him my ODBC reader and check for spark, fuel, etc. Pizza and beer might be involved. Men are more inclined to fix problems than bitch, or at least bitch while working on it. Thus it may be more reasonable to expect a logical analysis / plan of attack when presenting a guy with a problem rather than a good talk. As a clearly brave and empowered wahman you might only associate with feminized soyboys so YMMV of course.

[@fillup901]

How To Never Feel Frustrated With Your Man Again: Stop making him read your mind

[@theErin]

what can i do to fix this?

[@TocoaPuffs]

@Nemesis Enforcer WRONG! Use Women scripts.

[@icarusflight2396]

How did you not know what I was thinking?! I was thinking it REALLY loud.

[@emilymoya74]

#TheErin it can be really hard, especially if this is something your parents did to each other. Having daily 5-15min check-ins with each other just to communicate your thoughts and feelings helps a lot. Also, remind yourself throughout the day and when you start getting frustrated with your partner that they are just trying to understand you. If you don’t want to come out at say exactly what’s bothering you, ask them for something that would help you instead. I usually tell my finance the emotions I’m feeling, and ask for a hug or something similar that will make me feel better and might even help me loosen up to say what I want said. Another good way is to use a strategy when discussing big things, decisions, and big feelings that involves taking turns. It can be really hard, but it pays off the more you practice.

[@Annabrinn]

Give this man a beer. :)

[@phoenixmacallan763]

Say goodbye to frustration and say goodbye to your man forever. Lmao 🙏🏻🤣😂

[@mitthrawnuruodo1730]

3 weeks ago my gf asked if she was getting fat and I told her she looks fine to me. She’s been giving me the silent treatment ever since. What did I do wrong?!😱😱😱

[@jeetkuneluke]

Check out JP's Man Scripts video for the answer to that.

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

You've had three weeks of peace and quiet, clearly you did something right. 😂

[@seekeroftruth9200]

It seems that the only thing you did wrong was to not straight up lie to her by saying „What? that‘s impossible, this can’t be true, you look fantastic!“ even though it‘s obvious she gained weight

[@kallewirsch2263]

Hurry, correct it. Just walk up to her and ask her if she lost weight. But be prepared, she might ask you if she was fat in the past. It's not easy. This question is a catch question and it is not easy to navigate around the danger. In principle if she asked that question then actually you have already lost in 90% of all cases.

[@allsystemsgootechaf9885]

She would have respected you more if you were honest. Regardless of how she reacts to your statement.

[@nathanielobinwaiii4139]

OH MY GOD I’m the immature man I learned so much from the first half of this video

[@PurplePinkRed]

I've been waiting for the womanscripts! 😂

[@martinratcliffe5987]

I think he already did a video of those

[@shadowfox781]

@@PurplePinkRed I've been eagerly waiting for this video too ever since JP did the man scripts video.

[@RyanSmith-hi2nv]

Dude, you are hilarious. Love how your wife participates in these videos.

[@dizzylizzy6839]

I love the.... "I'm not really in the mood right now".... "What do you mean? Like, how's that even possible?"... 😂😂

[@samanthahatt1388]

Just pretend I’m your phone 😂😂 I felt that in my soul

[@nseebs8976]

"It assists executive function." Comedic gold.

[@rideordietheyretring2tranx382]

Your daily reminder that comedies only funny because there must be a required truth

[@2cswaeka]

This was hilarious! You certainly brightened my day. You definitely have a gift for laughter JP!

[@olliefoxx7165]

So, it's really simple ladies. Just be direct and concise with your language. That's all woman scripts actually is, concise and straight.

[@SG-st9dl]

My hubby asked me what I wanted as a gift. My answer: A set of knives. You know like really sharp kitchen knives. He still hasn't got me that gift... I can't think why not🤷‍♀️

[@tolep]

It must be some kind of trap.

[@SPECTRA890]

Congrats in Advance both of you! i'm honestly really happy right now

[@colintosh5417]

"Yes thats right I must never forget about things I did in past and have already apologised for several times, even though it has nothing to do what we are arguing about right now"

[@felipeherrerasalinas9488]

This is extremely similar to what relationships experts and male and female expert Alison Armstrong actually say it works, amazing and funny.

[@RillUK]

Congratulations, having children was the best thing I ever did.

[@nikkorain680]

So true ! It is one of the biggest learning curves you will ever experience and every minute, second, is worth it.

[@martinheath5947]

@@nikkorain680 I second and third that!

[@RillUK]

@Foam Farmer I'm sorry that you feel that way. Try and find a passion in your life is my advice, something to concentrate on rather than yourself. God bless.

[@bernardguynunns5658]

@@melissahill7930 actually much less so in this modern age. We seem to be approaching Huxley's Brave New World where sex is completely detached from procreation.

[@bernardguynunns5658]

@@melissahill7930 with all due respect I think you might be watching the wrong type of video. You come across as very sensitive. Perhaps now you can pull out a woman script that is self depracating and prove me wrong. Cheers

[@lindaclark9925]

I always laugh out loud . You got what it takes😂

[@SuperAtheist]

Instead of a vacuum, you should have gotten her a stationary bike.

[@LBrobie]

oohhhhhh.....! lol!

[@timeabiro3878]

Yes, definitely that would be even more insulting!

[@mariobros7834]

This is why I don't give gifts to women.

[@rjames7380]

He'll buy her the whole house one day. She still won't be happy. Haha

[@katiemurphy3601]

I can't wait for the baby themed vids. He's gonna have the best dad jokes.

[@occamsrazor9183]

It's just a vacuum cleaner, it doesn't need to mean some diabolical subliminal interpretation of intent to make her feel anything, that's on her😹what if she brings home a socket set for her man, all of a sudden, he's Mr. fix it..? Go ahead, keep on using the 40lb 1950s Hoover that keeps getting clogged up...

[@mclilzenthepoet2331]

That is really odlly specific do you need the man script.

[@quintespeed]

*sound of script being pulled out behind picture frame* It was thoughtful of you to buy a new vacuum, as a gift. I also see that your workouts have been paying off. Can you show me how to use the new features so I can fully appreciate them?

[@sjent]

If she thinks that vacuum cleaner is offensive, next time gift her a bucket and map.

[@kallewirsch2263]

@@brianjustice908 Why would you need to bring a tooth pick with you? You have a knife and there are trees! There is nothing more satisfying as to carve a perfect tooth pick out of some 300 year old oak trees. Plus: It makes a perfect excuse on why it is her turn to collect some fire wood.

[@jjkrayenhagen]

My failure to conform to gender roles that are stereotypically male while "we" refuse to let you be held hostage by a single stereotypically female role shows my weakness in character. -Manscripts kzbin.info/www/bejne/fXWbhX6hrMlpd6c

[@lucfeir]

I need this second script to save my babyyyyy 😅🙏😘

[@friendlygamerguy2403]

So, I've just started liking JP's videos as soon as it's possible to click on the like, before I watch them, it's more efficient than trying to remember to leave a like before I watch another video. Efficiency is good, just like woman scripts!

[@mbisson5816]

I'm not sure who this explains more, the woman's view or the man's view: woman explains how she feels from a man's point of view. It's brilliant! 💪

[@david.walters]

it’s nice to heal after a long day at work… Sending everyone who sees this positive energy, stay safe :)

[@adampindell]

Your man will finally be able to understand you, when you take "you" out of the equation.... 😅

[@feedbackart]

This exudes wonderfulness. This contribution is golden, but thanks also for the myriad of perceptive contributions you've made on these platforms, along the way.

[@SensSword]

Sending this to my wife now. She just yelled at me about the floors for the last hour.

[@anatorres2750]

Best relationship advice ever! You should be a dating coach lol

[@shadowfox781]

Or better yet a marriage counselor.

[@anatorres2750]

shadowfox781 true but I’m not married. But I do watch dating coaches. And this video by far has better advice lol 😂

[@shadowfox781]

@@anatorres2750 The funny part is I believe you. I have watched a few of those dating/relationship videos too, but JP's videos are more true to life. 😁😮🤣

[@rjames7380]

Time will tell - wait 5 - 10yrs.

[@shadowfox781]

@@rjames7380 I've never had a relationship last 10 years. That's because the women I have dated never knew about these woman scripts. 😆😁🤣🌈

[@BrittanyH87]

LOL the first one reminded me of the “It’s Not About the Nail” video🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@heatherstens2456]

Omg😂, was reading thru the comments and people are treating this as serious, I suppose it does really apply but I was laughing my off, guess it's great you are able to help so many😂

[@JM-hx9ew]

Wow, J P is so wise. Its amazing he just shares this great knowledge with us for free.

[@2006gtobob]

Vacuum cleaners and wives go hand in hand. A great gift. Ask my wife.

[@zedchicago1332]

The way this video started my me die laughing

[@BritishBikerPhilippines]

I watched the Pro-Kindness ad at the end of this video, wow that was lovely, thanks brother

[@michaelevans2360]

My wife was lusting after a special fancy vacuum for months but was reluctant to buy it because of the price. I bought it for her as a surprise gift and she was genuinely thrilled. To this day she comments about how much she likes it.

[@RH-tv9hk]

As a woman, I've never understood the hype about the concept that "when a woman tells a man about a problem, he wants to fix it but she just wants a listener." First of all, I'd be happy my guy wants to fix it. Maybe he does have a solution. (In the vid, she said, "I don't know what to do.") Second, how hard is it to say, "That's ok, just hold me." Or, "I just need to vent." Sometimes the only way a person will know whether to fix it or to listen is if you actually tell them. That's a human thing, not a male-female thing

[@Nzambi237]

Thanks!

[@RH-tv9hk]

@Autumn Potato Lol wow I must've hit a nerve. I like to be smothered? Tell me, is it because I said a guy might have knowledge, or because I said to communicate what you want? Are you really trying to make an assumption about me, insult me, and pick a fight over my innocuous comment?

[@RH-tv9hk]

@Autumn Potato in addition, you seem to have communication issues, both in comprehension and expression. I never said these tendencies don't exist. I said I didn't understand the hype. I said SOMETIMES it's not about gender. Maybe it's your bias against men that is interferring with your perception and comprehension. You think of men as pestering you when they're trying to help, and that they can't possibly have anything of value to contribute since you have the uncanny ability to already know everything they know. Keep in mind you're only speaking for yourself here. You're overgeneralizing men and women

[@zotharr]

You seem to have a man's brain, if i want to use sexism words. The thing is, this is not gender related, its a way of thinking, but its generalized by gender

[@RH-tv9hk]

@@zotharr yes I think you nailed it

[@ChineseLanternFestival]

I started laughing before the video even started playing! LMAO

[@johnshafer7214]

Neat to see Amber with her baby bump. Great to have man scripts with a pregnant woman.

[@ThisIsStartingToAnnoyMe]

My wife bought me a new microwave oven one year for Fathers Day. The following year, I bought her a new lawn mower for Mothers Day.

[@indykurt]

You look so baked on the intro in this one. As usual, love the magic that happens in your brain.

[@codiefitz3876]

I’d enjoy a woman coveting my touch the way I covet scrolling on my phone whilst sat on the bowl

[@TrangDB9]

When you buy a vacuum cleaner and she asks you if that's for her, you say the following: No baby, I bought it for myself, but feel free to use it.

[@thehussarsjacobitess85]

I like getting vacuum cleaners etc. as gifts. It frees me up to get the oddball things that I actually want.

[@MissCatherine1100]

Your commercial: Gives me "more productive sleep" please please please please please do your next video on productive sleeping. I really don't think I'm getting enough done while I sleep and I'd like to produce more. Thanks!

[@TeriHargraveartist]

The last one was a little strong :D Think I'll go write some now tho!!!

[@SaintTrinasTorch]

“You getting me this vacuum makes me feel like a caged tiger.” Lol

[@tomleaver7888]

I've really enjoyed the Woman and Man Script pair of videos. However on reflection this issue goes very deep. Thanks for helping me see this in a new light JP.