Women Overthink, Men Underthink | Russell Peters

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Russell Peters

Russell Peters

4 жыл бұрын

#SaturdayStandUp This was the first night of shooting for #RedWhiteAndBrown (2008) I never ended up using the footage for many different reasons but here’s a clip anyway... I think it still rings true! 🤷🏽‍♂️😂😂😂 Ladies please just let us live! 😂😂😂
#RussellPeters #StandUpComedy

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@Eminence_1337
@Eminence_1337 4 жыл бұрын
Woman: "What are you thinking about?" Man: "Nothing." Woman: "WHO IS SHE?"
@roseintheheather9409
@roseintheheather9409 4 жыл бұрын
Oh that sounds like me😅
@midhun6147
@midhun6147 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@belovedtruth3447
@belovedtruth3447 4 жыл бұрын
You know what my girl said when she broke up? "I'm gonna think you got back with your ex, so that it'll be easy for me to move on!" She accused me of something i didn't do, just so she won't feel guilty for dumping me after 7 years! Women are fuckin crazy!!
@nikhilchauhan4154
@nikhilchauhan4154 3 жыл бұрын
@Ian Kim becoming doctor isn't easy bro. Are you a doctor
@puffpuffpanda4383
@puffpuffpanda4383 3 жыл бұрын
@@roseintheheather9409 dam ... You don't tryst your own bf ? Lol yet you are dating waaaajhh!! Fcked up people
@ryanhamzehloo743
@ryanhamzehloo743 4 жыл бұрын
“Men can sit they’re for 15 minutes thinking about nothing” Me: I do that everyday at school but for an entire classe
@omnipotentgaming166
@omnipotentgaming166 4 жыл бұрын
Ryan Hamzehloo word up!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@NoobieSnake
@NoobieSnake 4 жыл бұрын
🙌🏻
@shubhamgupta412
@shubhamgupta412 4 жыл бұрын
He said men
@watchme9718
@watchme9718 4 жыл бұрын
Stay focused in school bruh
@zacharychavez3482
@zacharychavez3482 4 жыл бұрын
Same but rather 15min it's more like 15 hours....
@user-nx9vp1mp2l
@user-nx9vp1mp2l 4 жыл бұрын
GF: “ I wonder what he is thinking about” My brain: *fax machine noise*
@Scribe31us
@Scribe31us 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@stealthattack2209
@stealthattack2209 4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@evilpiglet
@evilpiglet 4 жыл бұрын
Or dial up modem sound
@MarkoFTW
@MarkoFTW 4 жыл бұрын
Ахахаххахахахахха
@dwanrobinson
@dwanrobinson 4 жыл бұрын
Mine is more like a 1980s dial tone from a rotary phone.
@muhammadalfatih2640
@muhammadalfatih2640 4 жыл бұрын
Woman: He's probably thinking about other girls Man: *screensaver*
@lauralauren2402
@lauralauren2402 3 жыл бұрын
Makes you stop and really think...and how did men start in power long ago??😅🤣
@janettmusic
@janettmusic 2 жыл бұрын
If I knew for sure this was true, I would finally have peace of mind in my life... But something in my overthinking brain tells me it can't be so...
@georgenuamah2424
@georgenuamah2424 2 жыл бұрын
@@janettmusic It is true. We usually don't spend a lot of time thinking about girls. The screen saver is a form of de-stressing/reflection.
@KD400_
@KD400_ 3 ай бұрын
​@@janettmusicnah he probably is thinking about other girls lol maybe not too much though
@amarzizzy6466
@amarzizzy6466 4 жыл бұрын
“men can sit there and think about nothing” this was before we were all addicted to social media
@timomastosalo
@timomastosalo 4 жыл бұрын
I can still find that blank space sometimes.
@hbk2439
@hbk2439 4 жыл бұрын
@@rvog6584 yea but my generation are a bunch of soft ass guys who forgot the meaning of what a man is. And to tell you the truth I don't even think there is going to be two genders anymore regularly you feel me ? It's just all fucked up now we are headed to a new era I guess
@rvog6584
@rvog6584 4 жыл бұрын
@@hbk2439 hey, i know it suks rite now if u focus on so much junk in pop culture. As a husband/dad/grandpa ... all i can tel u is ... real women apprct. real men ... da trik is findin both 2 spend time w/ [!]
@jamesfreeman7954
@jamesfreeman7954 4 жыл бұрын
@@hbk2439 To afford rent in a city and still maintain a fairly good standard of living both parents have now to work. Many boys like myself grew up without a father figure, strange to say that I found mine in prison.
@RJ-jh9fs
@RJ-jh9fs 4 жыл бұрын
A few funny and car you tube vids is as far as i get,but i am from the generation that got the strap.
@fatullahwahap7392
@fatullahwahap7392 4 жыл бұрын
They cut the best part after that when Russel said “I was thinking about how beautiful you are....and that’s the first time men lied to woman!”
@xsu-is7vq
@xsu-is7vq 4 жыл бұрын
fatullah wahap But That’s the second time. Because the first time is “I promise I won’t lie to you”
@Yeahitsme101
@Yeahitsme101 4 жыл бұрын
May be he'll upload later like part 2....
@footcharaf
@footcharaf 4 жыл бұрын
Damn true
@cookiimonster7196
@cookiimonster7196 4 жыл бұрын
fatullah wahap hope they see and upload other wise this is sht
@titoyama5760
@titoyama5760 4 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I have told my wife, now when I'm high I tell her exactly what I'm thinking and she looks at me like I'm crazy
@saratc985
@saratc985 4 жыл бұрын
Girl: "What are you thinking about" Me: "Nothing" Girl: "What do you mean nothing. You should be thinking about something" Me: "I'm thinking that Pluto must be feeling really left-out at the end of our Solar System"
@luffyaazeeny8771
@luffyaazeeny8771 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@fahmidulkabir754
@fahmidulkabir754 4 жыл бұрын
Send your girl to pluto. They deserve each other
@sparthacuster
@sparthacuster 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking about Uranus....
@odomisan
@odomisan 4 жыл бұрын
Yep, start scripting your answers and try to be as random as possible. If a sea cucumber crawl around in circles, will it ever starve?
@lauralauren2402
@lauralauren2402 3 жыл бұрын
I would have loved to hear that thought personally! Lol I feel the same!
@xiaorishu
@xiaorishu 4 жыл бұрын
That "Promise" bit really hit home with me. xD
@adrianjosephdaniel6135
@adrianjosephdaniel6135 3 жыл бұрын
i dont make promises i cant keep
@adrianjosephdaniel6135
@adrianjosephdaniel6135 3 жыл бұрын
@Bee Black for u it is
@deficator750
@deficator750 2 жыл бұрын
i never lie
@funnydoggie1077
@funnydoggie1077 4 жыл бұрын
Men: nothing Women: something , secret.
@marukchozt6744
@marukchozt6744 4 жыл бұрын
And when they say this to each other, they always end up translating it to their own answers😂
@riche1601
@riche1601 4 жыл бұрын
Fernanda Lee fucking generating conspiracies and then some how come to the conclusion that your guilty of something
@razkable
@razkable 4 жыл бұрын
I can go a day without thinking...I mean its not that hard...
@mochamadfarid5721
@mochamadfarid5721 4 жыл бұрын
😁🤣😂
@AmmuAlpha
@AmmuAlpha 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@R2Cv1
@R2Cv1 4 жыл бұрын
Women do yoga and meditation and stuff just to glimpse the bliss that men feel in their 15 minutes of swag time...
@ginkamihaylova4438
@ginkamihaylova4438 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, boy, you have no idea how right you are
@ferriscemila8912
@ferriscemila8912 4 жыл бұрын
So true!!!!
@lauramarin211
@lauramarin211 4 жыл бұрын
Best comment ever 🤣
@devikamenon8605
@devikamenon8605 4 жыл бұрын
Well that's why more men are into gurus and yogis then women
@terramerc733
@terramerc733 4 жыл бұрын
@@devikamenon8605 men do yogas just because so that women won't ask them what they're thinking about
@magnusaesir7427
@magnusaesir7427 2 жыл бұрын
I was laughing hard because I can really relate to this. But then, it suddenly hit me. If you think about it, though, women asking men what they're thinking and get mad when they get "nothing" and accuse you for that, is the actual opposite of when men asking women the same question and get the same answer and we, men, go "okay." and they get mad at you and accuse you for "not being interested in what they're really thinking because you didn't insist to get an answer".
@cosmoray9750
@cosmoray9750 Жыл бұрын
More excuses to lie kzbin.info/www/bejne/fnKXkJijebCWZ68
@allergictohumansnotanimals5671
@allergictohumansnotanimals5671 Жыл бұрын
This is actually true. Rather than get mad for me at least, it’s kinda more offensive like do they really not care about me?? I’ll have to change the mindset of mine, this was kinda a wake up call for me haha.
@Internetguy_L337_90D
@Internetguy_L337_90D Жыл бұрын
remember when those situations arrive just dont say anything and go to the bedroom and take a blanket and pillow to the couch.
@forcomments7800
@forcomments7800 Жыл бұрын
What 2000 sitcom show are you watching lmao. Women don’t do that
@Firemarioflower
@Firemarioflower Жыл бұрын
@@forcomments7800 Found the feminist
@lyndaslocs
@lyndaslocs 3 жыл бұрын
This was actually quite helpful. My husband always says he's thinking about nothing, and I didn't believe him.
@theemperor1379
@theemperor1379 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but.....that's not a healthy relationship lol.
@hiramabiff7
@hiramabiff7 2 жыл бұрын
on the opposite side, I always have to make up something to avoid saying "nothing" to my wife because I know she would never believe it.
@suryakant6357
@suryakant6357 2 жыл бұрын
most of the time ....man remain stoned, some call it stoicism.
@swabbie7837
@swabbie7837 2 жыл бұрын
@@theemperor1379 What exactly?
@filip6076
@filip6076 2 жыл бұрын
How is it possible not to think unless you are in a meditative state? I am a man and I think even when I am taking a shit. Are you all dimwits or am I the one thats fked?
@berserkermta6840
@berserkermta6840 3 жыл бұрын
Men we all know we can do it longer than 15 minutes 🤣
@panama2468
@panama2468 2 жыл бұрын
Days sometimes... 😬
@frankcorrea9702
@frankcorrea9702 2 жыл бұрын
I can sit in my easy chair and sit for an hour and think about nothing, a great feeling of power
@Ismail-kv3ex
@Ismail-kv3ex 2 жыл бұрын
I think he kept it to 15 minutes so that Women could digest it more Like he said, you gotta tell them what they wanna hear and won't believe the truth. If we ease them into it with 15 minutes, and then slowly push them to the truth, they'll have longer to understand
@alexfzg9936
@alexfzg9936 2 жыл бұрын
I can do this all day
@soph1986
@soph1986 2 жыл бұрын
Yup my bf told me that he sent his 1 hr early morning one in d loo thinking of nothing which was unbelievable to me tht time but now thankx to thix man confirming it so eloquently…. Have no charges against my man now 😜
@imakesense4456
@imakesense4456 4 жыл бұрын
Actually women think that they underthink and that is why they overthink.... And men do the opposite 🙃
@adibz959
@adibz959 4 жыл бұрын
Actually this is true. Men, sometimes think they are over thinking thier brain with work, monthly bill etc etc. Its a blessing that man can just "remove" anything from their mind and be in relax mode, just like that. Zero, and empty. Its almost like a recovery mode. Men can relax in this state and use their brain in another things important next time.
@DJTREMADEIT
@DJTREMADEIT 4 жыл бұрын
Now this is the f***ing truth my friend! 👆🏾
@Dbjjr26
@Dbjjr26 4 жыл бұрын
Check out my breakup song, it was very therapeutic 👍😎 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r3O7gGOtp9Saqbs
@snowy165
@snowy165 4 жыл бұрын
Asa man I never overthink mostly because I never think about shit I just do it
@heramizo6002
@heramizo6002 4 жыл бұрын
This makes sense
@holtahashorva2280
@holtahashorva2280 4 жыл бұрын
Turns out guys have been meditating all this time 🤷‍♀️
@bulls205
@bulls205 4 жыл бұрын
Holta Hashorva That just might save every man in the future from an argument. Woman: What are you thinking about? Man: Babe, I'm meditating.
@holtahashorva2280
@holtahashorva2280 4 жыл бұрын
Melvin Luna well...there you go, youre welcome everybody 😅👍
@ss-cw6he
@ss-cw6he 4 жыл бұрын
Sometimes u have to maintain a distance like personal space even being in a relationship
@holtahashorva2280
@holtahashorva2280 4 жыл бұрын
Suraj Sharma well ofcourse, even your shadow leaves u alone sometimes
@prathameshbhalange3738
@prathameshbhalange3738 4 жыл бұрын
Well i used it on my gf and it didn't work. Turns out she now wants to know what i was thinking while meditating...smh
@paramvirsingh9385
@paramvirsingh9385 3 жыл бұрын
When a comedians talks seriously, he can literally make you cry.
@yougants8927
@yougants8927 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Women: Wondering what is going inside his head
@rogerramah1754
@rogerramah1754 4 жыл бұрын
That meme huh?
@sandk7969
@sandk7969 4 жыл бұрын
Woman: what is he thinking? Man's head: do i snore at night?
@leftheodo
@leftheodo 4 жыл бұрын
Woman:What is he thinking Patrice: Would I fuck a woman if she didn't have a nose?
@biberflub
@biberflub 4 жыл бұрын
Woman: I bet he’s thinking of other girls Man: Do regular dogs see police dogs and go “oh shit it’s the cops”?
@minacerra
@minacerra 4 жыл бұрын
Yes 😂
@Lanhoj
@Lanhoj 4 жыл бұрын
*I was in my "Nothing Zone" less than 5mins before watching this...* 🤯
@soscobra
@soscobra 4 жыл бұрын
Probably during watching this, too!
@preetidas9511
@preetidas9511 4 жыл бұрын
Good!
@nakedgaya
@nakedgaya 4 жыл бұрын
And then you thought let's just watch some KZbin and now here you are.
@richiegaming4098
@richiegaming4098 4 жыл бұрын
I was in my nothing zone while watching this video
@dahlia_moon1475
@dahlia_moon1475 4 жыл бұрын
I go to nothing zone in class all the time
@a.m3223
@a.m3223 3 жыл бұрын
"you tell her the truth and thats not what she wanted to hear" me with my mom every single day🙄🙄
@tonygombas491
@tonygombas491 3 жыл бұрын
That’s so true how men tend to just sit and stare in to space and think about nothing, I know I do 😂
@bubbybluebeats9466
@bubbybluebeats9466 4 жыл бұрын
I'm not even in a romantic relationship but this is still relatable to how my best guys friend and I act and this constantly repeats more than I would like to admit 😂😂😂
@someclashkid6636
@someclashkid6636 4 жыл бұрын
HES BACK! HIS CHANNEL IS COILING I TELL YOU, COILING
@ankitaaarya
@ankitaaarya 4 жыл бұрын
That'd be goooooooood
@leejames92
@leejames92 4 жыл бұрын
CO I LI NG
@zana9219
@zana9219 4 жыл бұрын
Cha Cha Real Smooth in the toilet lol
@commandertaco1762
@commandertaco1762 4 жыл бұрын
HIS SUBSCRIBER COUNT IS THE LENGTH OF HIS BLOODY ARM
@RoyaltoonzHD
@RoyaltoonzHD 4 жыл бұрын
COOIIILLLLINNNG
@SirParcifal
@SirParcifal 4 жыл бұрын
He's right - I'm 36 weeks and pregnant and nesting - I'm thinking abouot my grocery list; the laundry; shipping orders, etc etc.My husband tells me to calm down and I told him I'm trying to get everything in order before the baby comes - then he says when the baby comes, the baby is going to naturally out of order - you won't be able to control him no matter how prepared you are - and my husband is right LMFAO
@forefatherofmankind3305
@forefatherofmankind3305 3 жыл бұрын
Babies = start of most depressing time in life
@EB-gt1pq
@EB-gt1pq 2 жыл бұрын
@@forefatherofmankind3305 No not at all. It sucks in the beginning but afterwards they get really cute and fun
@marwaosman4134
@marwaosman4134 2 жыл бұрын
hope your labor went safe 🙏🍀
@NazuRei-
@NazuRei- 2 жыл бұрын
@@EB-gt1pq so true.. when you have a baby your sleeping time will be the first thing that will fck up.. LOL
@foolslayer9416
@foolslayer9416 4 жыл бұрын
One thing I will never understand is why women expect men to be mind readers. Men are straightforward and emotionally simple! If you want something, then tell us! Don't make it a riddle 'cause we'll just give up!
@Thenamewithoutnumbers
@Thenamewithoutnumbers 2 жыл бұрын
They want chaos and confusion. You’re welcome.
@panama2468
@panama2468 2 жыл бұрын
@@Thenamewithoutnumbers fax
@ivanaishere
@ivanaishere 2 жыл бұрын
complete bullshit. You don't want to hear what she really wants, you want a feel good quip from her to placate your own ego so you don't actually have to do any emotional heavy lifting or to actually correct your behaviour.
@Thenamewithoutnumbers
@Thenamewithoutnumbers 2 жыл бұрын
@@ivanaishere no, I do not want to be a slave to a woman’s imagination and ever changing moods. You can’t just create a crisis every five seconds that a guy has to fix. Handle your own emotions like an adult.
@hakiimamin2078
@hakiimamin2078 2 жыл бұрын
@@ivanaishere u have shown how overthinking are u.. just said what do u want in ur heart.. no need to give some hint , riddles.. when we "men" dont satisfy ur questions, u sulking.. u said u hate people hide something from u, but u hide everything from people n expect people to understand u.. are we scanner?? Have problems, talks.. avoid think about problems, think about solutions soo u can free from problems.. Some womens always condemn everything eventho with their same gender..
@user-gj1tp8lp8y
@user-gj1tp8lp8y 4 жыл бұрын
That woman impression kinda sounds like Minnie Mouse 🐭
@TheFirestarter001
@TheFirestarter001 4 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean Minnie Mouse.
@rvog6584
@rvog6584 4 жыл бұрын
most guys' impression of a woman is 2 raise voice pitch by, say, an octive ... & dats wot u get. :-)
@MohamedAli-mp7wd
@MohamedAli-mp7wd 4 жыл бұрын
Was thinking Ms. Piggy
@rvog6584
@rvog6584 4 жыл бұрын
@@MohamedAli-mp7wd who is voiced ... by a guy goin up an octive+ :-)
@bodhmusic
@bodhmusic 4 жыл бұрын
Bro🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾
@Jimbo386000
@Jimbo386000 4 жыл бұрын
My ex used to do this to me all the fucking time and eventually I just started making shit up I’d be like “how beautiful you are” or “how lucky I am to have you” cause apparently the truth is never satisfying whether it’s “nothing” or “how glue doesn’t stick to the inside of the bottle”.
@bini1809
@bini1809 2 жыл бұрын
Haha nice man 😂😂
@biberflub
@biberflub 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@TheYearCountdown
@TheYearCountdown 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@Callisto000
@Callisto000 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@sayounsang
@sayounsang 2 жыл бұрын
Isn’t it covered in some kind of lube
@DevarshiAggarwal
@DevarshiAggarwal 3 жыл бұрын
I took a break from Russel, watched gazillions of other comedians, I still think he's the best that there is period
@brolysujay
@brolysujay 3 жыл бұрын
Even if I've seen this bit for 10 times, it still makes me smile
@Mad9977
@Mad9977 4 жыл бұрын
"share with me" 😂 yeah it's the most important in this era, to share everything with everyone
@rajr1089
@rajr1089 4 жыл бұрын
relatable af..!!!! When i used to have that 15 mins of thoughtless space.... my ex always thought i was thinking that " i am not happy with her ... she aint the one ... " ... and then when i told the truth (notthinn') a series of accusations immediately 😂😂😂 !!!!
@rvog6584
@rvog6584 4 жыл бұрын
hm, tells us moar bout her den u [!!]
@cmntkxp
@cmntkxp 4 жыл бұрын
Its sad that people separate become x, y, z
@proverbs9102
@proverbs9102 4 жыл бұрын
So true
@alizejess777
@alizejess777 4 жыл бұрын
Kumarkanti Bhattacharya 😂😂 I’ll keep this in mind with the next guy I date
@luffyaazeeny8771
@luffyaazeeny8771 4 жыл бұрын
.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@paleamigo8575
@paleamigo8575 2 жыл бұрын
Omg! This dude is so accurate about the women and thoughts issue. I can't count how many times a woman that I've been in a relationship with said those exact words that always led to an argument.🤣 My response would be exactly how Russell responded!🤣🤣🤣👍
@mirokufan3000
@mirokufan3000 4 жыл бұрын
This is just bringing back bad memories, too true for me to laugh.
@theasim3757
@theasim3757 4 жыл бұрын
I just got divorced because my wife always asked me the same question and I always said “nothing”.
@dkdc2402
@dkdc2402 4 жыл бұрын
Lol Thats d funniest divorce
@hessaa1712
@hessaa1712 4 жыл бұрын
That a lie
@alizejess777
@alizejess777 4 жыл бұрын
Asim Khan 😂😂😂 damn
@natalieboult4726
@natalieboult4726 4 жыл бұрын
Depends what the question was I guess!
@dhanaletchumisellappan3777
@dhanaletchumisellappan3777 4 жыл бұрын
Really
@PaleGhost69
@PaleGhost69 4 жыл бұрын
"What are you thinking about?" How it was so nice and quiet like a still pond. Then you had to come and cannonball into it.
@NoobieSnake
@NoobieSnake 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO! 😂
@passionfly1
@passionfly1 4 жыл бұрын
ROFLMAO, this is gold! hahaha!
@stealthattack2209
@stealthattack2209 4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@lauralauren2402
@lauralauren2402 3 жыл бұрын
😳😅
@megusta9045
@megusta9045 2 жыл бұрын
This is scary accurate...10 years of marriage and still want to be inside my head to see what I'm thinking about, which is non of no one's business (even on empty mind relaxing)
@cue_khb
@cue_khb 3 жыл бұрын
Russell: "Guys have the ability to sit there for like 15 minutes, stare off into space and think about nothing." Audience : Standing ovation.
@debojitrabha2502
@debojitrabha2502 3 жыл бұрын
Thats a higher level of meditation.
@crepusculla5508
@crepusculla5508 4 жыл бұрын
Damn he's so right tho
@crepusculla5508
@crepusculla5508 4 жыл бұрын
@jami0070 from Crepuscule, right after sunset. Twilight or dusk.
@crepusculla5508
@crepusculla5508 4 жыл бұрын
@ShitGotReal could be fadjr too. Cause it's about the moment in-between dark and light.
@inquisitive8903
@inquisitive8903 4 жыл бұрын
Like a split personality?
@HishamAlNahla
@HishamAlNahla 4 жыл бұрын
Crepusculla so change your thinking
@crepusculla5508
@crepusculla5508 4 жыл бұрын
@@HishamAlNahla no
@muf9399
@muf9399 4 жыл бұрын
That is sooooooo true ( I am a woman). I wish I had known this decades ago. My husband would have a different life ..... pls post more footage, you are brilliant!
@steffiobias1789
@steffiobias1789 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god I always tell my man about my dreams and he never tell me his bc he never remembers!! This is so accurate
@aaronvallejo8220
@aaronvallejo8220 4 жыл бұрын
This is the reason he is one of the best comedians!! Hilarious! Happened to me thousands of times.
@aaronvallejo8220
@aaronvallejo8220 4 жыл бұрын
I would rather they just chill out too...or ask a specific question they want to talk about. Highly open ended questions like "what are you thinking about?" are brain scramblers. I think "Shit! Now I have make up some sort of topic to avoid jealousy, suspicion, arguments and chaos when I was happy as a clam doing nothing, thinking nothing enjoying myself".
@ZacharyReaper
@ZacharyReaper 4 жыл бұрын
I swear this man is spying on my love life
@upranjal
@upranjal 4 жыл бұрын
Women: Where did you get the balls ? Men: Costco! got a jar !!!
@timomastosalo
@timomastosalo 4 жыл бұрын
I was born with them.
@maanasravishankar5465
@maanasravishankar5465 4 жыл бұрын
I got mine from Dick’s sporting goods
@christiangarza449
@christiangarza449 4 жыл бұрын
You got that from another stand up of his😂
@upranjal
@upranjal 4 жыл бұрын
Christian Garza yes the context is same 👶
@manyakus8919
@manyakus8919 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahah...a big jarrr of them in Costco
@candy6265
@candy6265 2 жыл бұрын
What a blessing that you can just sit there and think of nothing. My brain is always so active, I feel drained all the time.
@claireylanan1307
@claireylanan1307 2 жыл бұрын
i remember my grandfather he always sitting under the mango tree and just sitting there for an hour after hour staring afar.i got curious because he always do that practically everyday. i ask him what are you thinking and he said nothing. 😂😂
@darvsq6142
@darvsq6142 4 жыл бұрын
I always love Russell since the moment I discovered him online. His jokes are really funny
@jonathanben8473
@jonathanben8473 4 жыл бұрын
Russell Peters have such an amazing talent , he'll create humor in any kind of people
@oldshoe1
@oldshoe1 4 жыл бұрын
That’s me, I’ll pause and just stare and not think.
@audreymoore3340
@audreymoore3340 4 жыл бұрын
Russell Peters is my favorite comedian.
@ldohlj1
@ldohlj1 4 жыл бұрын
Always happy to see a new Russell Peters video. my favorite comedian of this age.
@themuhammad1
@themuhammad1 3 жыл бұрын
never got into any relationship but i had the best laugh over this. i chocked!!
@EternalVirgin
@EternalVirgin 3 жыл бұрын
Women: "I bet he's thinking about other girls" Men: "Monke"
@peggyrider2364
@peggyrider2364 4 жыл бұрын
This is so true, it must be shared with everyone I know.
@mrridikilis
@mrridikilis 4 жыл бұрын
His woman's voice sounds like Miss Piggy!
@shrisharma7355
@shrisharma7355 4 жыл бұрын
Spot on!
@thomasmcgillivray3997
@thomasmcgillivray3997 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe he is overthinking.
@shamskamar2700
@shamskamar2700 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@dailycookie-cutter2500
@dailycookie-cutter2500 4 жыл бұрын
Russell the legend
@timtamwalnut1104
@timtamwalnut1104 4 жыл бұрын
Well as a girl, alot ask me what I'm thinking about because I would usually just zone out and swim into my own thoughts. Now the weird thing is, I don't know what to answer because usually I'm either thinking when I should eat or what should I eat or organizing in my head what to do first ( like cleaning, studying, watching anime, gym......). The annoying thing is I do answer and say the truth and they just look at me like as if I lied. I think the problem about me is that when I'm in my own thoughts I usually smile or have weird face expressions. 😂
@madelinemehok1431
@madelinemehok1431 Жыл бұрын
This is one of his best routines. So funny and true
@mauia88
@mauia88 Жыл бұрын
This is wholly accurate and I wish we women were told this early in life about men because it would save a lot of grief for both parties. I only learned about it when my guy friend and I got in an argument because I couldn't fathom that he was sitting and not thinking about any. single. thing. And I do personally fear I'll go insane if I don't have a thought running through my head.
@oleksandrdanylov6076
@oleksandrdanylov6076 4 жыл бұрын
I never ask my husband about his "nothing" time. I have plenty of my own thoughts to think about.
@shankhadeepmandal978
@shankhadeepmandal978 3 жыл бұрын
@Gorigori Yasno- 🤣🤣🤣......yeah, every women says that!!!!!
@AM-jx3zf
@AM-jx3zf 2 жыл бұрын
I can take a deep breath, and make it all go blank and peaceful
@abdulleabdulle8109
@abdulleabdulle8109 4 жыл бұрын
the best of Russel, I salute you Bro
@mushthaqahammed4617
@mushthaqahammed4617 4 жыл бұрын
Oh maan..this is so true.. I usually have this when me and my Colleagues having a meeting with our boss and he explaining what our target should be and finishing it before the end of the month😂😂😂
@rushiraval908
@rushiraval908 4 жыл бұрын
Hillllarious! And true af!!😄 I'm gonna show this video as answer whenever she will ask 'what're you thinking about'? 😂
@shadowvg94
@shadowvg94 3 жыл бұрын
I literally spaced off and startes watching again right when he talks about it lmao
@rohitshinde865
@rohitshinde865 4 жыл бұрын
Russel Peter's is a king of comedy
@diegoveloso3rd
@diegoveloso3rd 4 жыл бұрын
I showed this to my at-the-time girlfriend, and i could remember her look of absolute confusion. At first she thought the joke was an exaggeration of a kernel of psychological truth. I had to explain to her how reality is much more like the joke than she thought. It's fascinating how the "wiring" of a man's brain can be at times incomprehensible to a woman, and vice versa.
@malevolentyin362
@malevolentyin362 Жыл бұрын
1:40 that is what us men do when we wake up in the morning a full 15 minutes of sitting down think of nothing come back to reality and get up
@paulj625
@paulj625 4 жыл бұрын
You are​ a legend!!!
@Kio_vidz
@Kio_vidz Жыл бұрын
F*cking gold.
@indristellars
@indristellars 4 жыл бұрын
I love you Russell Peters! 😂😂😂 You're absolutely correct about this! Haha. Love from Indonesia!
@emmak-army3270
@emmak-army3270 4 жыл бұрын
And boy both over&under thinking 😊😂
@prowlerpunk
@prowlerpunk 3 жыл бұрын
Wow... Never been this accurate 🤣🤣🤣
@kitchenboy69
@kitchenboy69 3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for something deep and intellectual but this was the best I could find.
@jonesyneko7130
@jonesyneko7130 4 жыл бұрын
That screensaver joke went right over GenZ's head
@nelli.bellydancer
@nelli.bellydancer 2 жыл бұрын
Oh i love this 😄
@dallasmore6703
@dallasmore6703 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely 100% correct!
@SirTyJensen
@SirTyJensen 4 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite Red, White And Brown bonus clip.
@liqu4214
@liqu4214 4 жыл бұрын
i've had this argument with men in the past...i wish i knew about the nothing zone. maybe i'd still be married.
@Lumosnight
@Lumosnight 4 жыл бұрын
I’m a woman, and when I was in school I usually did not pay attention in class and I’d usually think about random things like “Is Jar Jar really a Sith Lord?”. But then again, I was never thinking nothing 🤣
@yinsan7905
@yinsan7905 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely Right ..! 🤣😂
@smrutiranjan6044
@smrutiranjan6044 4 жыл бұрын
Lol I could correlate completely.... So funny man
@vijaybhargav2637
@vijaybhargav2637 2 жыл бұрын
She: he must be thinking about that sales girl from super market He: what happens when we create a black hole in laboratory 🤔
@323096685
@323096685 4 жыл бұрын
When’s the new special coming out on amazon prime?
@edwardkumarkenway1875
@edwardkumarkenway1875 4 жыл бұрын
when will the time come back when Family guy becomes like good old days again, Seth?
@cmacpan
@cmacpan Жыл бұрын
1000000% Facts I will bring up this video every time the question is asked. 🤣
@stevemitchell2252
@stevemitchell2252 4 жыл бұрын
It doesn't matter what you are going through in life good comedy somehow gets you through it
@thedevpatel
@thedevpatel 4 жыл бұрын
What’s with the video quality is it 1987 ???
@takvacs
@takvacs 4 жыл бұрын
2008
@thesimpledevil4817
@thesimpledevil4817 4 жыл бұрын
haaaaa
@me6057
@me6057 4 жыл бұрын
Ameen Saif 2007
@takvacs
@takvacs 4 жыл бұрын
@@me6057 I think you just might be right. Congrats.
@AshutoshSharma-ci5ql
@AshutoshSharma-ci5ql 4 жыл бұрын
It's 2060 Buddy
@inextrikable-
@inextrikable- 4 жыл бұрын
Man I wish I could go to one of his showings
@puffpuffpanda4383
@puffpuffpanda4383 4 жыл бұрын
Sure but don't seat at the front he will literally roast u 😆😆😆
@Mzmissy215
@Mzmissy215 4 жыл бұрын
@@puffpuffpanda4383 no he won't. He will figuratively roast you. It would be illegal for him to literally roast someone
@puffpuffpanda4383
@puffpuffpanda4383 4 жыл бұрын
@@Mzmissy215 🙄🙄
@lisun5828
@lisun5828 4 жыл бұрын
I went to his show in Tokyo 2 years ago. Think he is funnier when he was younger
@preetidas9511
@preetidas9511 4 жыл бұрын
@@Mzmissy215 😂😂😂
@lauriesoper4056
@lauriesoper4056 2 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely true.
@swatisinha6587
@swatisinha6587 3 жыл бұрын
The accuracy!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂
@carry2go596
@carry2go596 4 жыл бұрын
Those 15 minutes you’re talking about lasts about 15 hours with me
@MirS.
@MirS. 4 жыл бұрын
Woman: "what you thinking about" Man: "non" Woman: "Oh Really😡😡" Man:" Well, I'm thinking about what is Obama's last name 🤔"
@an_impasse
@an_impasse 4 жыл бұрын
-King- Dragon- LMAO I think I’ve seen that before, someone asking what his surname is even though they’re already saying it.
@rohdreamer
@rohdreamer 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahhaa cracked up at this one🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@fredl575
@fredl575 3 жыл бұрын
Dude that's so true 🤣🤣
@MJ-eu1qe
@MJ-eu1qe 4 жыл бұрын
This is almost as similar to that one video " laugh your way into marriage " Great vid too 👍
@fernandosalas8589
@fernandosalas8589 4 жыл бұрын
His imitation of a lady sound like Mickey mouse.
@michaelregis1015
@michaelregis1015 3 жыл бұрын
That "promise" thing is too true.
@drip_monke2542
@drip_monke2542 4 жыл бұрын
I don't come out of my 'nothing' time until the screensaver hit the corner perfectly
@shivampanchal3688
@shivampanchal3688 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Russ! You killed it! Who else agrees with me?
@toraOniku
@toraOniku 2 жыл бұрын
I always stare off into space, no thoughts at all, my dad would keep asking me what I'm thinking about, apparently i make a really serious face when I think of nothing, I always said nothing, and he asked me how that's possible, so any time I'd zone out, and he'd pass by or ask me, i just try think of something or I'd just think about why I don't have anything to think about...
@shamskamar2700
@shamskamar2700 4 жыл бұрын
OMG that's totally me😆😂🤣🤣🤣😂and my husband 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣that's why we always argue and hate each other😂😂😂😂
@terrereed218
@terrereed218 4 жыл бұрын
Love your videos!
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