"Louis Vuitton" | Russell Peters - Red, White, and Brown

Don't try to sell a Louis Vuitton bag to an Indian! Here's a clip from my 2008 special, "Red, White, and Brown."

[@hungryhungryhobo196]

As someone who has worked in sales I can tell you that Asian and Indian people were the hardest to sell to.

[@dhirenpatel3162]

Hungry Hungry Hobo I'm Indian, and I can agree that my parents are like "are you sure that's the lowest you can get?" "c'mon, 10% off?"

[@dhirenpatel3162]

Hungry Hungry Hobo that is pretty true. when I grow up i will probably bargain all I can

[@_swarnenduroy]

I totally believe you! :)

[@samarth8323]

Hungry Hungry Hobo believe me I know

[@MyUserNameWillBe]

Yurii Asians are generally referred to the Chinese only..Indians are south Asians or Indians.

[@boomshizzIe]

That “Wu family” line might be the greatest thing I’ve ever heard

[@realmart4740]

boomshizzIe word he got that one spot on

[@iamplay797]

haha yea that was good

[@lucasgoncalves491]

Hahahahhahahahhahahhaha1

[@lucasgoncalves491]

This is the best

[@Rick_Sanchez_C137_]

Agreed.... but are you sure he was talking about the Wu family and not the Woo family?

[@akshayunni3409]

Seller : 350 rupees My Indian mom: I'll give you 30 rupees.

[@marizadelprado6890]

Haha..me too laughng out hard here..ur mother's epic..haha

[@narahari8903]

@@marizadelprado6890 but the real deal is the guy agrees to sell it for 60

[@marizadelprado6890]

@@narahari8903 ohh really?

[@madhab7451]

Same dude 😂😂😂😂

[@lovep1474]

Lol

[@Satu_Supari]

He has the best Chinese accent in history.

[@reicheshirewhitez]

It's a Cantonese accent though. Only specific to HK and perhaps the Guangzhou region, but not to the rest of China.

[@MrZyphR]

@@reicheshirewhitez relax

[@jameskhawlhring2382]

@@MrZyphR 😂😂😂😂

[@snowy2619]

Best accents in general

[@user-onionkhan]

No, very wrong

[@teuwaiseu_love]

He mentions his dad in every show, he must miss him so much. God bless him.

[@dangeroussneeze66]

Felikkse Glodstenbourg good observation

[@galmanferguson]

Yes. I can see that too

[@stevethea5250]

@@dangeroussneeze66 what happen

[@vishu3822]

@@stevethea5250 his dad passed away

[@stevethea5250]

@@vishu3822 How

[@__skillz]

As a brown man, I can safely say that words cannot express how accurate this is.

[@sean.kochhar.6803]

i can aprove this as a indian man

[@flaminmongrel6955]

As you get one brown like from me

[@ashimkvnehuroy957]

+allstar gaming fuck off

[@robneil43]

Narendra Modi w

[@Krishnajha20101]

It's mostly a stereotypical Punjabi's(or sardar's) accent.

[@solitario779]

Russell Peters is a genius.he understands humor on such a deep level and was brave enough to prove that to the entire world. Russell I applaud you.

[@adreantejeda5930]

Today I learned I’m half Indian and half Chinese!

[@VAZ374]

Sthu weirdo

[@lamda4738]

@@adreantejeda5930 sad news buddy

[@uzwinzfan]

love how the cameraman keeps zooming in to random asian people who might not even be Chinese 💀💀💀

[@ranjanmaithani6263]

Lol

[@zenithnardin]

I saw philipino

[@bazooka9096]

No matter which asian country you are from you will be called and assumed to be a Chinese!

[@chan_for]

Half of my Indian family is Browns & other half Asians, & we would still assume most browns & asians incorrectly

[@aru3600]

🤣

[@swayamlodaya6070]

I am indian and until now I thought that the idk hand gesture was universal

[@qeawte2243]

hell no hahah

[@VijayThakurMD]

everyone should get it

[@MyFist]

@@VijayThakurMD should xdd

[@emperorbartu2414]

It kinda is in asia

[@Strong_spirit1]

SNL it is in Middle East 🤫😂

[@bharathbhat]

As an Indian, I agree. We are cheap. Our bargaining skills are legendary.

[@abbishansriskandarajah6205]

Bharath Bhat it’s more annoying than skill. I’m in sales, (also Indian) they just keep saying cmon what’s your best price. That’s not skilled bargaining

[@om2729]

@@abbishansriskandarajah6205 ever heard of 'fixed price'? It works, use it smart guy. I go to mall when I'm alone cuz I dunno bargaining and I don't want to get mugged but when I've my bargainer friend we go to shops. So basically there are two types of shop(there are many individual shops where no one bargains) : one where you bargain, second where you don't.

[@entitiessoul]

What about woman clothes?

[@jonathanlau1221]

No shit. I once saw an Indian gentleman in an Apple store, trying to knock down the price for an iPad. Even after the salesperson told him repeatedly that the company policy does not allow it.

[@neenasingh5089]

Sean Rajah did you think something couldn’t be a skill if you personally don’t enjoy it ? Also, not backing down and not giving in are actual negotiation tactics... it’s kind of super important to do so lol youre acting like someone can’t possibly be negotiating with any skill if YOU personally aren’t enjoying them do it lol not annoying you is not really a concern in most cases

[@Irmarinen]

Any Chinese people here? :cheers: "Allways the Wu family " had me dying

[@bandanasaikia6048]

🙋‍♂

[@jxfeng7119]

@Austin Kundukulam idiot

[@riz99]

What does that mean? I didn’t get it

[@Irmarinen]

@@riz99 the audience's "woooo!" sounds a lot like "Wu", which sounds like a chineese-surname, so he jokingly asked if they were introducing/proclaiming themselves to be from that family.

[@NotTheLarryDavid]

Today I learned I’m half Indian and half Chinese!

[@shouvikroy3178]

Welcome to the Family mate. 😂👍🏽

[@AbdullahZahidAfridi]

So Jew?

[@sho9214]

Larry David chindian

[@edrolbueno2390]

@Larry David same

[@edrolbueno2390]

We are called Chindians

[@JSJ07]

This was probably his best ever show.

[@amaan1059]

Somebody going to get hurt real bad... That was my favourite

[@united270]

proud to be Indian

[@united270]

He is Indian

[@iamcool456123]

JSJ23 Which show was this

[@JCooK2007]

United he was born and raised in Brampton, Canada

[@TtwoRsCII]

You would think he's racist, but the biggest irony is that this guy is one of the most cultured comedians you can know

[@cnkothari604]

For sjw everyone is racist.

[@musiclover5023]

He's not a racist very factual and up front.

[@DIGBEE101]

Godfrey also very cultural in his comedy material. 🤣

[@sameerdewan881]

he is one of the most cultured for sure. he really does have a deep comprehension and appreciation of different cultures, and that's why his comedy is so potent. It's coming from an organic place of understanding different cultural backgrounds.

[@user-dx5bn4yk4f]

The real racist comedians are the leftist white with crazy made-up genders who avoid saying racist shit when there's a lot of people, but they're really closet racists.

[@lordgawain]

“ We sell this to the India” so truuee 😂😂😂

[@dukethotness]

Well not anymore haha

[@marizadelprado6890]

Haha

[@canonboom165]

@@dukethotness *What do you mean 'not anymore'🤔?*

[@righttoremainsilent9259]

@@canonboom165 we are on our way to ban Chinese manufactured goods it will take time because the market is flooded with Chinese goods. We started with apps

[@mufasarobin9381]

Indians, Chinese, and Nigerians entertained, the world with their English accents and characters.

[@viratkohli-ct4ky]

😂😂

[@Azulakayes]

Tru ooh!

[@cashkarti]

Jamaicas too

[@crashpal]

@@cashkarti yah mahn

[@guibox3]

His Chinese accent is just the best. Makes me laugh every time. X-D

[@hongkong670]

canton accent actually

[@ShreyaChoudhuryMusic]

“Always the wu family.” 😂 I died laughing at that part.

[@mdragarg]

Oh shit don't die please

[@lullabysanton2241]

When's the funeral

[@harokahtajdid]

Who os wu? Who are they. Ididnt get it

[@arnoldbeyel-0374]

Fantastic we are ek dam no 1 😂

[@UzairKhan-qd3xu]

@@harokahtajdid when russel asked chinese people they responded "whoooooooooo" so he said woo family as woo is a chinese last name

[@kathyfrejoles775]

I'm a Filipina and my bf is an Indian. We've been together for 3 years and I can say that this is perfectly the way how they give out their number 😂

[@righttoremainsilent9259]

I never realised this as an Indian until now we have 10 digit mobile number. The first 4 digits are slow and the remaining are very fast. Apparently the reason is that first 4 digits actually represent the company code so we are slow on that 😅😅😅

[@shubhkaranrajput3641]

Correct but loose is loose

[@kathyfrejoles775]

Rajput, you made me laugh 😂😂😂

[@shubhkaranrajput3641]

@@kathyfrejoles775 i made you laugh because still loose is loose 😂

[@TurkeyLovesChinesePeniscom]

im indian but i can also confirm this is awkwardly true lol

[@hachourghanou4217]

“Triple five” always get me 😂

[@tanvikejriwal1]

5:09 My Indian dad has a clothing store and he has definitely said the words 'final price' and 'best price' before. 😂😂😂😂

[@tanayagarwal14]

What do you mean Indian dad? How many dads do you have? Are they from different countries? 🤔

[@pallavirbhat]

@@tanayagarwal14 lol.. That's what i was thinking 😂

[@zibzo7180]

@@tanayagarwal14 he's clarifying that his dad is Indian

[@tanayagarwal14]

@@zibzo7180 she*

[@tranquility9325]

Lmao!

[@amongbelievers1561]

Bro he is so on point. His observations are so right.

[@rickygaray4847]

/tt)at jkkkkj u.r

[@conscience-commenter]

Russell is one of the most talented comedians on many levels . His mastery of cultural dialogue and tendencies is spot on .

[@alison4316]

I love watching him on stage...I don't think I've ever seen someone so natural, so absolutely comfortable on stage. Love him.

[@Hindlbs]

jews " just to keep u in the game.. so u don't feel like you're losing EVERYTHING" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@FT4YOU]

LIL. Mama hahhahahahahahahahahhhahahah world war II

[@timomastosalo]

@@maharlika9809 Except : bwah, won't bother - now I'm out of gas.

[@MizrahiChick]

@@timomastosalo They would have shot you .

[@timomastosalo]

@@MizrahiChick Why? Because I'm happy their ancestors got out before getting killed?

[@MizrahiChick]

@@timomastosalo Hey...you were kidding...and me too 😉

[@MeganL1309]

"Nothing is coming" I laughed so hard at this one 😂 🤣 😂 🤣

[@Razi98]

I can understand that they're directly translating 'awaaz nhi aarahi' lol

[@miamibestboy8905]

This guy is a legend of Comedy. GOD bless him.....

[@Stoner_-og8nz]

That "Wu family" line is the greatest. My girlfriend is Chinese and her last name is Wu.

[@DrDothraki]

that crying laugh 2:31

[@Alinntatul]

he knows what he talks about with the photos and Hong Kong :)))

[@ysammo214]

Jedidiah Daniel 😂😂

[@wisdomleader85]

That's the Chinese Peter Griffin right there.

[@truth9042]

hes trynna squeeze that laugh out

[@naaajd]

I had surgery this week.. Laughed through my stitches 🤣

[@chelzanelin9201]

Ouchhh 😂😂

[@canonboom165]

*Oh s**t😂😂🤣!*

[@HgHg-yp6ft]

the chemistry between him and the spectators was something special in this particular show, wow.

[@iCrossable]

People always say "music brings the world together" You rarely hear them say "laughter brings nations together"

[@Doc2beer]

Never laughed so hard!

[@huzeifasaleh9526]

Tanbir Singh ooo

[@farooq23]

It’s hard only of it makes you fart

[@GauravSingh-ku5xy]

Where did this show take place?

[@farooq23]

Gaurav Saxeriya He is from Canada, the show probably took place in Canada or US

[@mshakthivel1859]

Never laughed.

[@jkaddiction9192]

I love Russell--he pokes fun at all cultures and races in such a light hearted way. Never offensive but just always so darn funny. Love his comedy!

[@UnknownPerson-ub8ox]

I love Russell hes so freaking crazy I wish to see him on stage one day in California ❤

[@canadianasterixgmail]

It is amazing how Russell pronounces words with Indian, Chinese, Arab and different accents. Amazing.

[@JSPH_AMUN]

Yo, as an Arab, the first joke killed me 😂😂😂 (no pun intended)

[@712111111]

Best performance ever. Thanks for putting a smile on my face 🥰

[@JAmes-BoNDOO7]

4:52 I've watched this part 10050000 times and it always leaves me in splits.

[@nextari]

We were really fortunate to have Russell for a few years like this, his genius is revelational, you can see it in the expressions of almost disbelief in the people. It's like "how can he be this funny"... A true artist.

[@iyerakshay]

Russell Peters is the least pretentious comic out there. He understands and represents Indians for what we really are. The idiosyncrasies that he picks up on are very good and very identifiable for any Indian. We don't even realize it in our day to day lives. Only when we see someone like Russell Peters talking about it do we realize how funny that stuff actually is. Best wishes to Russell.

[@-no-handle]

@Mansi Gupta He makes jokes on everyone. We better learn to take jokes. And btw, everything he said about Indians is true to a lot of extent.

[@-no-handle]

@Mansi Gupta lol see. Again, you're taking it too seriously. I too am Indian, I'm happy about it, I've been places and I know how cheap we are. I've hated Russell once for the same reason you hate him now but it's just that now I've realized what he says is so relevant.

[@harshrathi1502]

Umm okay?

[@rishabh2885]

@Mansi Gupta Imao can't you even taking a Fcking joke? And most of the stuff he talks about is true.

[@amritraj41]

Totally agree

[@earthyjendral]

that chinese woman in black laugh till crying hahahhaa i feel you

[@sidmichael1158]

earthyjendral where

[@wavy03]

earthyjendral brother?

[@heyoka75]

My GOD!! I can't remember the last time l laughed so much😂😂😂

[@bluegalant]

His Chinese guy voice always kills me

[@lalchuailovicli3981]

This is the best Russell's clip I've ever seen.. I've watched it like 3-4 times in a row and I still laugh as hard as I did at my first..😂😂😂

[@burgessyao3004]

I like peters, very much. He is the first comedian I could understand totally. That impresses a lot. It is a good start to enjoy his show, never stop.

[@accountverified9960]

You mean Mr. Pider?

[@diobrando1764]

As a chinese I gotta say, that's the best Chinese accent I've heard in a while XD)

[@avetsuper6272]

Russell is one of the best comedians right now for sure

[@ahkkha4560]

as an Indian I can say that the accuracy is bang on!!!!!

[@TheLegitMan]

Thank God he made a youtube channel, keep up the good work Russell!

[@stepanshishkin3776]

I’m originally from Russia and I’m fucking love watching your stand ups so much! You’re probably one of the funniest man in the world)))

[@dev1lreapermc887]

Russell is now my fav comedian, he can do so many accents, great material, just so underrated

[@thedanoi]

My god just discovered this guy, didn't stop laughing for hours, he's hilarious

[@margaretellul4556]

Always a great laugh! If you are feeling sad or down watch Russell Peters! Guaranteed laughter will ensue! 👍🏼😂

[@Rome274]

So unpolitically correct. I love it !

[@realhulk7034]

I love this episode……he made the spectators cry while laughing……literally !!!!! No one but @RussellPeters has the power to do to

[@lifeiszain]

Seen this a million times and its still funny years later

[@JsoldierEats]

Russel peters is now my favourite comedian such a legend

[@Yesu44]

I worked for a company where we saw alot of Asians come into the store. Some of them would buy, however majority of them would take pictures of the items & leave the store. Russell never lie...the accuracy of it all 😅😂😅😂.

[@evanh9301]

they are buyers for people can't come to europe to buy cheaper bags, they take photos and and send them to their clients

[@suklachakma4237]

2:30 This guy: *guilty laugh*

[@canonboom165]

*He is cute though😁😀.* *Like a baby☺️.*

[@gregort911]

🤣🤣🤣 I died when I saw him laugh 🤣

[@miaschannelforcommenting]

i swear to got i half expected for him to say, right after "we'll sell it to the indians" "FOR THIRTY- FIVE DOLLA"

[@bin3loush]

Yushan Cong god* have*

[@jetnut89]

Don't you mean $34.50

[@EndlessSummer888]

You mean FIRTY-FIVE DORRA.

[@timomastosalo]

@@bin3loush God, half it's not have expected - this is an idiom, it's 'I 1/2 expected' English speaking folks are doing many things with half lights.

[@nicolengland5048]

You are a legend Russel!! Every joke you're doing is so natural you cant fake the comedies!! 😊🤗

[@TheTrippleTKA]

idk what made me look him up today but this man united all the races, especially the minorities with his comedy at a time when it was kind of hard to feel represented. He represented us and presented us to each other with laughter and stereotypes.

[@YouTuber-wk4hr]

I don’t know how many times I have watched this and still laughing at it

[@shivaanharichander1842]

The woo family part killed me

[@pavansonty1]

i always wonder how he gets the details of any culture so correctly...this is how we Indians generally tell a phone number..and from comments of other videos, i can say same is correct for his impression on other cultures too..he should have been really observant of all cultures daily lives & spent enough time to do his background work

[@GauravSingh-ku5xy]

Where did this show take place?

[@user-th4ch4ky3g]

Well not as accurate when it comes into south especially kerala

[@qeawte2243]

@@user-th4ch4ky3g nah bro that's true..🤣

[@kolektib]

His Filipino jokes are also spot on! Even his Filipino accent. It's amazing.

[@tylerdavidson2400]

Anantha Krishnan What? How else do mallus say a phone number?

[@ms.rooibostea8156]

I can't stop laughing . Already watched 20 times , want more )))

[@fanglu1623]

Me too. Hahah

[@Ahmed-wk9wi]

Russel is one of a kind... I believe the souls are different

[@pallavivj79]

You are so funny! Love watching your shows. Brings a smile after a hard day!

[@TheRealUSArmy]

Every SJW would cancel him but it ain't working XD

[@janicerodrigues2548]

man Russell, you're funtastic😍

[@144Donn]

The great thing is that everyone is laughing AT themselves and WITH everyone else. This is how WE do it!

[@Scarface98_]

i probably watched this a billion times 😂😂😂loooooose is loooooose

[@ruthgara1243]

As someone who worked in retail, he’s spot on 💯

[@robbygarza7477]

Love how he unites his audience and gets everyone to laugh together :) greets from germany

[@BuyLuxurious]

Russell is the greatest comedian of al time.

[@Booraz1214]

Where my chinese at? "wooooo" .... Always the wu family.... Probably the most brilliant line i've ever heard.

[@LeeshaHaneef]

😂😂😂 The spelling and phone number saying is on point. He’s so damn right. Also the bargain hand and head movement. Hahaha

[@hardik29191]

Take it n go ! :D

[@rajchopra7348]

Hard Dick

[@nylemax_drive]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i was gonna say that

[@amfanakaguccirushgirl9686]

EVERY TIME I SEE A LOUIS VUITTON BAG I HEARRUSSEL’S VOICE!!! 🤪🤪🤪thanks so much #russelpeters !!! U are HILARIOUS

[@elviejongko5201]

He's so natural..just like making jokes with friends in front of beer bottles in the yard.

[@peterpyaarkar]

This is the greatest bit. I watch this everyday.

[@hassmardy3024]

Bro you are so talented. Proud to be Indian. You make us proud. 💪🏼

[@samuelromero]

Russell Peters is one of the greatest comics in the world.

[@Kikioooooooosssssss]

I never laughed harder in my entire life , literally.

[@beligoj0010]

I Just love this guy. Thats all im gonna say. ❤️ he Is Pure love

[@onlybirdfly]

Can I kiss your cheeks? That is all I'm gonna say.

[@shivanta2]

@@onlybirdfly cringing and dying...

[@onlybirdfly]

@@shivanta2 Same. Stupid me 1 year ago. Freakin simp.

[@Piyushdaiict]

loooooose! looooose is loooose haan, absolutely looooose is loooose. 150000% sure, loose is loose. 😂😂😂

[@nishithpatnaik7006]

Piyush Gupta just like his sack of balls...too loose ..

[@ShreyaChoudhuryMusic]

Piyush Gupta 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cregster524]

Piyush Gupta 😂😂

[@nicoletackett1245]

I have tears omfg

[@karjin2534]

2:51 that lady is laughing in tears...

[@omarabdelalim131]

Well she didn't go to his show to cry now

[@annacline9655]

Love this piece ❤️

[@CartoonKidOLLY]

this is my favorite russell bit

[@percyramos1296]

Louis Vuitton never has sales! lol

[@joshjestine7197]

Percy Ramos Been searching for this comment for way too long.

[@MrBrown78]

Percy Ramos ya because lv is run by Indians and asians

[@MrBrown78]

Percy Ramos ya because lv is run by Indians and Asians

[@Alinntatul]

no... because LV's customers don't need sales. They have the money. Do you think the marketing team at LV doesn't know who they intend to sell to? haha

[@koolgamez3434]

Percy Ramos LV

[@giovanniedwards]

He does a crazy Asian accent , I love it 🤣🤣🤣 his transition between accents is hilarious

[@rohanagarwal6848]

5:48 that last bit was so accurate

[@ShreyaChoudhuryMusic]

Russell = the best of the best comedians ever! You are seriously one of the funniest comedians in the world. I enjoy your videos and hope to see you live someday. You made me smile from a rough day!! Love you! 🙏🏽💖

[@markos298]

Shreya Choudhury

[@yellingification]

man i am all alone in my Office and watching this and laughing as hell

[@nikhilkay1]

greatest stand up comedian ever! I have seen his clips over and over again and every time I laugh.

[@Cobretti2875]

This man is a legend. Absolutely hilarious 😂👍

[@bentley9249]

Man you never fail to put a smile on my face, well done pal you rock👍

[@christianzelaya6361]

I found this guy this week. Realized I have been missing out on stand up for years. Most comedians will abuse curse words to try and be funny, but not him. Russell is great!

[@julie_fitzgerald]

Watching this in 2023. Oh how times have changed.

[@kennethtseraha1197]

Russell's hilarious. Very talented and funny. Cool guy.

[@meetgirishmjn]

Sell it to Indians. lol so true

[@sasuke3690]

Girish mahajan so true my mom bought a knock off bag for 20 bucks at the Chinese market and I checked the real price on LV website and it says $1600 usd 😵😵